Wire edish
>>222399450>legs, back, and coreThose aren't muscles.
>>222399439Before I stop engaging with you I just need you to know that I despise you.
love a sparg video me big fan of "the spargster" as I've taken to calling him
SHUT THE FUCK UP ABOUT POSTURE
>>222399478its enough information to answer your question
>>222399496concession acceptance letter is in the post
poster below me is a gay fag
if Reform or Restore get in then the triple-lock pension will be quadruple-locked and our country will become bankrupt
Can't stop thinking about the BBC
>>222399456I remembered when I was 9 I was playing halo 2 on my chipped Xbox using a copyy dad had pirated and I accidentally selected the online multiplayer option I thought the police would figure out he cracked and chipped our Xbox and that he would go to jail I was mentally preparing myself to go testify on trial and he would be in the slammer for 20 years.
the watch
the latest from mousey?
>>222399545nonce
im virgin36 years old
If I close my living room window what are the odds that my neighbour in the garden will know it's because I'm planning a wank?
>>222399559busy raping horses
do you think fodey got hard looking at saka in that hottub
>>222399559he will be streaming "pokemon champions" on twitch today !!
the latest from pussy?
>>222399596scream
>>222399596sc
was on london today saw lots of them which was upsetting saw lots of the other them which was also upsetting saw some fit teenagers with their arses hanging out the back of them in tiny shorts going up the escalator on the tube which was nice
Wouldn't mind some of you losers posting on here every minute God sends if you were actually funny, but you're really REALLY not.
just in: pinkpantheress likes rimjobs and foot worship
Yes it WAS worth posting twice. I don't know how I did it but I regret nothing.
Just hoovered the upstairs of the council house team. Sweaty work
Yanks are making fun of us on X again
this isn't ai lmao
>>222399666I hope you fall down the stairs
Ripped a massive stinking protein fart
>>222399678Nearly happened the other day there's two large boxes of cat food on the stairs and I stumbled over one and almost fell down
Might myself
>>222399691You own a cat because it's your only chance of having a genuine pussy
fucking screaming along with the 100k people who upvoted thishttps://www.youtube.com/shorts/Bj5uXLGSQMU
>>222399679Been churning out farts like nobody's business today. Managing to keep the noise to a minimum but the smell is like something died
just thinking of something to post...erm.... er....something in the poo line? poo line? is that something?no...hmm....come back to me
5 foot tall skinny peng blonde bird letting out big farts in your face
just thinking of something to post...erm....er....something in the poo line? poo line? is that something?no...hmm....come back to me
oh, pineapple chimp *licks lips* youre looking quite rapeable today arent you?
>finished uni 8 years ago>got a third in American studies from edge hill university>never been approached by recruiters>never been employed>obese How do I network? The only numbers in my phone is my mum and older brother
Grow the fuck up
>>222399731Almost like university is a complete scam
>>222399731start shagging
rorke protesting nowak's death in falador square world 666
>>222399735So I'm just supposed to pretend I'm not releasing 300 cubic gallons of arse gas per minute now?Woke nonsense.
>Professor Rorke here, I teach America at Edging U
>>222399731think ive got an argos reciept with more prestige than your degree
>>222399731Networking isn't realit's a made up word people who had life handed to them on a silver platter and think that's normal came up withI have never had sex
blud studying americansemmayank 101
>>222399776>>222399784SCREAM
>>222399743never understood retards who say shit like this when it's provably falseimperial college london students come out and earn 50k in the first job, you think that's a scam right?
>American studiesPlease explain this
fall down the stairs you tranny bastard freak
>>222399803Make that 70,0000
>>222399803source?
>>222399827google broken in cheadle? see >>222399826
earned £18k in my first job out of uni then worked my way up. could have done the same without wasting 3 years of my life and the additional tax that comes with it
wants to go to imperial but doesn't understand median
>>222399819sc
a full 47 minute english interview with bladeeold him would neverhe needs to retire
>>222399847That's the median and so doesn't prove your point even if it was a source, which it isn't
>>222399862Nobody understands you and don't call me dean
>>222399862>>222399873media is the best measure of income you mong, it's less affected by outliersyou are a coping retard, compare it to the median of workers without a degreealso i went to imperial graduated in 2009 and now i am unemployed
Always thought Brum was named after the sound a car makes but just realised it's also the colloquial term for someone from Birmingham fucking hell that's so clever
Take yer swing
>>222399826That's Comp Sci not American Studies, which is what sparked this conversation
>makes claim>ask for source>source: my original claimmeeting of the minds going on
on a median studies income
I retired at 18 on a pension of 2k a month
>>222399898Why is that clever?
>>222399904love to see it
>>222399895no source then?
unemployed and ugly and a virgin and 5ft 4 and obese and balding and unintelligent
shove your bagpipes up your arse.
where the fuck do I get a wife like thishttps://i.4cdn.org/gif/1781708381097641.webm
>>222399904no what sparked the conversation is some mong saying university is a scam>>222399908another mong who can't readour graduate earnings are public you coping spastic
>>222399731the lads that wrote peep show did american studieshave you tried writing peep show?
shall not be clicking that
Fucking hell my life is so shit how did it get like this
Half of Imperial College graduates earn MORE than £70,0000 and Rorke is here saying university is a scam.
>>222399997You won't feel better until you stop pretending to be a woman
>>222400018It's not pretend
(it is)
>>222399997what's wrong with your life? you have a stable job and somewhere to live
>>222399981black pussy changed rorke
>>222399981erm
>>222400018He's pretending to be a man pretending to be a woman, actually.
>>222399997imagine it started around the time your porn addiction got so bad you started seeing yourself as the woman and wanted to be her
got slowpuke on
>>222400040Every day feels the same and the amount of housework required to keep the house tidy is overwhelming and exhausting
saw a video of a woman getting fucking by a staffordshire bull terrier on a lads phone back in school and it genuinely traumatised mejust saw my vision of women as these beautiful pristine creatures get completely shattered
gamers on suicide watchso fucking happy about thisFUCK GAMERS
>>222400053scream
can’t believe he’s actually crying because someone made a Charlie Kirk joke t shirt lmao snowflake
who was the genius who decided to put the charging port on the right hand side of this laptop
>>222399997Least you have a job I’ve never had one and now nowhere will hire me even shitjobs don’t want me
>>222400067why do people think petitions are a thing, governments are under no obligation to acknowledge them
I'm obsessed with Ricky Gervais
>>222400107screaming at this
>>222400014Most university students go to Falmouth University or worse. Don't get me wrong, one night at The Packet Station and you will understand WHY they went to Falmouth U, but it's dishonest to compare Imperial graduates to the average graduate.Well said.Thanks.
two scoops for each genderliberals triggered
>>222399826>there are people still paying to study comp sci in 2026nigga I haven't written a line of code in 2 years, AI does everything now. good luck getting a job
>>222400107seeing how old he looks now makes me sad
my cousin got too close to the fan intake at the data center and got pulled in and turned into data
>>222400107moudlie
>>222400124blud became a Soong-type
>>222400107doesn't he regularly search his own name on twitter and block people who've said mean things
>>222400067Gamers are such fucking babies
>>222399997Just delete this post. Piehead et al. are going to be spamming this shit for years now.Keep a brave face when you're in the thread, yeah?
>>222400146I was going to make a start trek Data joke but you beat me to it fair play
>>222400164bizarre lie
Just had a conversation about a restaurant I haven't thought about in years and then the next Instagram advert I got was for that very restaurant. They will tell you out phones aren't listening though
>>222400107
>>222400151I once tweeted out that I find Afterlife a very cozy watch and he liked the tweet.
have you gotten your shingles jab lads
>>222400067What so I can "buy" a game and then the publishers take it off me when they get bored of me playing it and not buying new games? Well fuck that, piracy it is.
>>222400124I just downloaded him :/
>>222400186Bo Selecta was simultaneously really good and absolute shite
smoking the recreational drug ktimine
>>222400167Yeah I was I was going to post a picture of him and everything
My favourite genres are black metal and post-punk
>>222400219meltdown
>Recent data shows typical starting salaries for graduates range from £29,000 to £35,000, while school leavers typically start between £20,000 and £24,000. Over a career, graduates typically retain a substantial earnings premiumah yes, what a scam, learning and earning more.
>>222400186keith lemon doing his trusty thinly veiled envious seethe routineharry enfield and paul whitehouse are the masters of the genre
>>222400213CRAIG DAVID!
>>222400213The Michael Jackson one and Craig David were genius. Mel B as well. Craig David said it ruined his life. Imagine knowing that if you merely appear in public you'll hear a mocking phrase shouted at you, the same one every time. And everyone who does it thinks they're being funny. I bet he's a recluse now.
oh no no no
Wife says I can't wear a Euro '96 shirt tonight as it's uncouth. She's correct.
honestly like that zoomers are into the y2k aesthetic
>>222400241Do you just see words posted here and repeat them at random or what
fucking screaming at the university """scam"""tradies on suicide watch
I'm such a freak nigga. Fuck my life
>>222400297melty
>>222400272something so fucking funny about him deciding to give him a proper old fashioned yorkshire accent
>>222400287I can't wank to this
>>222400325yes you can
>>222400297Do you just see words posted here and repeat them at random or what
>>222400297that isnt even me (>>222400124)
>>222400277Shirt and chinos then, Ian?
>>222400320And a kestrel. He went all out
any low T man in
>>222400345lel
>>222400213Wow this show didn't age well. Harry Enfield on the other hand, timeless and hilarious.
>>222400320It were proper bo I tell thee
>>222400338steve's done him in
>>222400348doctor said i have unusually small and soft testicles
>>222400334No they're the worst characters. Where's Pharah, where's Symmetra?
>>222400348ktim. nhs won't do anything about my varicocele it's strangling my bollocks and giving my gyno
the misses
love the sketch when Craig David's mum says he used to get in bed with us most nights because he'd piss his ownscream
>>222400399Bet that's not even a real sword
>>222400399Me asf watching Bellingham "highlights" after today's game
rape culture has always been a thing in the uk even before browns stepping foot there
the fags are posting ugly trannies againanything to stave off the suicidal thoughts huh
>>222400399she's pretty what's her name?
nth for the baddiedem
GET A BRAIN MORANS
why does everyone spam that tranny
being ethically replaced in my evil smelly childhood bedroom @donaldtrump @elonmusk please help me
>>222400439its not it's a willy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Md7kqHsWWs4
>>222400505Because he misses the target a lot
got the scritti politti on
ever sucked a transgirls knob
>>222400287Cute~
>>222400559No that would be a sexual act and they goes against my life's mantra
>>222400272>Imagine knowing that if you merely appear in public you'll hear a mocking phrase shouted at you, the same one every time. And everyone who does it thinks they're being funny. I bet he's a recluse now.Yeah, it ruined it his life.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gpOA8AMZG8M
So glad I can watch the world cup and be exposed to ads for VISA, QATAR AIRWAYS, KIA AUTOMOTIVE, DEGREE DEODORANT, and 500 other fucking brands. ah yes, sports. and you know that star Messi? During the commercial break, he will push MICHELOB ULTRA BEER, and DURACELL BATTERIES.Yes lads, athletics. a great watch. you aren't a corporate stooge at all. no sir
Wish I could discover something like the morrowind intelligence potion exploit in real life and make exponentially more powerful potions or whatever
Been going to the gym for 8 months amd I've only added 5kg to my bench press. What a waste of time
>>222400338This is the first time I've ever seen martial arts work in real life. Is this staged?
I am norwegian citizen abandoned in india
Woman is the WHAT of the world John? You can't go around saying that.
>>222400613smoking meth is sort of like that
braldywe wlahs
>>222400613Yeah?
>>222400632You're not eating enough protein
>>222400632Bit weak. What's your routine?
>>222400609wanked to her feet so many times
>>222400653Welsh Bradders be like
>>222400632refuse to believe this
mcdonalds should do a "foden" meal
>>222400632mogged
>>222400639no you aren'tbe quiet
oh baby, why'd you wait so long?yeah I miss you
>>222400679squeal
>>222400701nigga looked like an Auschwitz prisoner lol
>>222400588>3 years agoHoly shit, Craig David is still crying about it.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZwGWuDP4l7w
>>2224007013 years of lifting being his full time job btw
>>222400730just to have the same build as an untrained black guy
>>222400690mmm I would simply gobble all of that up ;)
>>222400730and not even natty
1 fodey meal please x
unis over nowdidn't shag, made no friendsI have a kg trifle and a couple bottles of bordeauxbut no one to watch england with
growing out my beard
>>222400735spaedo
ordered hellofresh because doing shopping when i don't have a family makes me want to kms
>>222400735was just thinking we've gone quite a long time without a cuck post
>>222400758im alone no alcohol x
>drunk screaming and hystericaly crying on her story
>>222400758you'll be watching with the lads in the matchy x
>>222400730lol seriously?
Hoovered the whole house and deary me I'm sweating
Nickelback - Live at The O2, London
>>222400785aha x>>222400799what lads?
>>222400701Literally me after 3 years of lifting.
want a curry but the local is going to be absolutely rammed because there's a game on ffs
fodey wodey he so cleanhe finna gonna make me creamfodey wodey lovely bummake me bust and squirt and cum
>>222400826What game?
fodeypops
is it better to drink red or white wine alone
>>222400813*grabs your arse*it's lookin real clean honey. good job. I like seein them thighs work
The Kingdom of Bhutan formally recognized Croatia today, only two other countries in the world have not recognized Croatia.The Republic of Croatia has not yet been recognized by Niger in Africa and Tonga in Polynesia.
the enemy is invented to validate the warrior
>>222400842redwhite is fake
>>222400701how has he managed to get gains in the deltoids/biceps and literally nowhere else
mad how you never see a chinese person ordering from chinese takeaway or an indian from an indian takeaway. made how these places don't even do 1 dish that an actual chinese or indian person couldn't do better at home
>>222400816the /sp/dem, me and gyaldemchad
>>222400826Make your own curry that tastes better for a fraction of the price >>222400850Thanks x
>>222400876Bizarre made up story
>>222400877you are so gay
>>222400834
when they do usa vs iran they shoudl also do spain vs mexico, belgium vs congo, england vs russia at the same time and remove safety protocols
>>222400876mad is it?
>>222400895please try to stay on topic saaar
>>222400877Big up x
>>222400826You fund rape and drug gangs. Kill yourself.
>tfw you will never be fillipino
>>222400872he seems to have favourite exercises and always groups exercises that have the same ROM so will do a full day on delts or biceps then have a week off and repeat. plus he's tensing so hasn't actually got real gains
>>222400834ummy
/brit/ is full of Timmies pretending to be Deanos
nothing to watch
would love to watch fodey get shagged by saka
Howling at the thought of some Rorke sat in his childhood bedroom eating his flavourless beans on toast being like 'At least I'm not funding the rape gangs'.
Dorian Yates and his son
>>222400963ktim ktim ktim
Gfberg going out to dinner with her colleagues so won't be coming over tonight... Might have a few bevvies and play some Vidya. WILL have to get her to suck my cock tomorrow night thoughbeit
>>222400963You should mix in some chipotle chilli flakes into your baked beans it makes them lush and I mean fucking lushington
UMberto x
>have to uninstall an app for windows to updatefuck off
>>222400981wish I had a gf toohow did you get one?how often does she come over?
>>222400972is it advisable to be as tan as the guy on the left?
>>222400963
>>222400972
>>222400826make your own
biomass love dey AI insta thirst traps
>>222400989Italy's not at the world cup.. I wonder what they're up to...
>>222401007honestly not sure, but he's been living in Spain for decades so it's a tan built up over that amount of time
Toil doneOff home
>>222400940Lad you need to breed with the fillipinos. Book your flight ticket now. There are over 7,000 islands that make up the Philippines
>>222401022sc
Remembering that time that I met an actual race realist and I started hitting him with Guns, Germs and Steel tier arguments and he didn’t know what the Fertile Crescent was
Might watch two football matches todayFor the first time this World Cup
>>222401022Rorke can't help himself
currently listening to a ltg stream wheres he's saying that slavery didn't actually happen
sad virgin freak checking inI fear there are fewer than 10 people in this thread/brit/ used to go so much faster
>>222400892trim is well fresh
>>222400999It's got its perks but can also be a chore.She used to work in my building and we had some minor interactions over a few years, when she was leaving to her new job I asked if she would want to get a coffee or hang out some time, then have her my number. Went on a few dates, shagged and then I asked if she wanted to be my gf and bobs your uncle.She comes over maybe once or twice after toil during the week and usually stays over a couple nights on the weekend
Rorke not giving a monkeys about the rape gangs until he can make it about race Leftypol upset that the rape gangs weren’t more diverse, but still goad they excluded white men
>>222401076oh wait he's just pivoted from saying it didn't happen to saying the slaves actually had good lives
>>222401091pretty cool man, respectare you thinking of moving in together?
don't like the world
>>222401076he's my favourite black
they linked up?
>>222401076>ltgno idea who this is
>>222400981>Gfberg going out to dinner with her colleaguesum. MALE colleagues? lad.......
>>222401127Better than most isn't it
imagine being a normalfag life must be so insanely easy
rorke really be sittin there in his chair in his house
brown woman at work said it was really sad that jeremy clarkson has cancer. i didn't think the bames liked him
lifted 50kg over my head in the gym repeatedly. wonder if the foids were imagining me throwing them about. probably not I guess
I hate Londontoo expensivegreat city tho
>>222401152I don't care
>>222401152lowtiergod
>>222401110She loves with her parents but can pretty much move into my house whenever she likes. There's a few jobs I need to do to get the place more homely though, but of a work in progress as I bought something of a fixer upper but it's good
>>222401091what nights do you shag
>>222401185Too crowded, too dangerous, too dirty
Just saw an instagram reel about things men do when they’re in love and the consensus was that they don’t think about wasting time so long as they make uou happy and I just realised that by that metric I have literally never loved any woman I’ve been withNot good.
>>222401170rorke discovering that people of colour are also individuals with their own though and opinions
>>222401194ah good luckthanks for being so honest and cool man
>>222401127Let's make our part of it a better place x
Toilberg desperately trying to wrangle me into a high stress promotion with more responsibility and a very minor pay riseVery difficult to explain I'd rather stay in the immensely easy and overpaid position I'm currently in
>>222401193Why zoomers send their toil paycheck to these retards?
>>222401091>we had some minor interactions over a few years, when she was leaving to her new job I asked if she would want to get a coffee or hang out some timeWhy didn't you ask her before she was leaving? A few years seems like a long time to be around someone you like and not ask them out
>>222401209why are you dickriding him
>>222401193buy an ad
negroes should be grateful that their ancestors got enslaved and shipped herethey could be stuck in africa
>>222401170immigrants have more humanity than rorkes. shocker!
Don't like things that don't smell nice
im in love with da fodey
>>222401218tell them it's all about game theory. do not explain further
>>222401155There will be some male and female I'm sure. She is working tomorrow so shouldn't be too much of a rager. Realistically if I found out she had cheated, I would just break up with her and move on. (and hope that it wasn't 10 years after the fact etc)
>>222401076His villain arc keeps going deeper and deeper, when is Adin Ross, recruiting him to his chud grifter crew?
imagine being pleasant to a shop assistant in tesco and some snivelling little incel comes up to you and asks eeehh why are you dickriding them!?!!!!
>>222401271>>222401271>>222401271
>>222401269you're not talking to a shop assistant in tesco you're saying>thanks for being so honest and cool manto a nigga on /brit/
>>222401197Most nights she comes over TBF and in the morning if she stayed the night. Gotta do it while you can cos you know it won't always be like that as you get older>>222401209No problem, TBF I wanted her over tonight for a shagging but such is life >>222401229Had a gf when I started and then 6 months after breaking up with her>>222401232Is a bit strange TBF but with any luck he can use my exp to try get himself a gf
