the new as it were edition
All the threads in the pen in the pen
poo for tea
like i said i'm doing a wee
picky bits for tea
how to touch a woman's fanny?
New Zealand has poor quality ground water and extremely high erosion.
ay yo where my niggas at
>>222419791keep us posted
Going to get a lovely cup of tea in my special cup and watch The Mentalist on Netflix. If you were wondering why it is my special cup, that's because it has my name on it and it was gifted to me at Christmas by my wonderful parents.
i'm off my meds lads
>>222419854>The Mentalistthank you for supporting the australian hunky actor industry
>>222419859Sertraline?
>>222419854why do you need a cup with your name on it if you live alone? not like anybody else might use it
>>222419878olanzapine and agomelatine
playing tomb raider
>>222419901scremaing
playing womb raider
>>222419879Nothing scarier than dementia, except maybe a tiger
some mongs are still unironically posting in the indianbrained thread, what hopeless mongs they are
does anyone know any non-shit mobile games other than runners like temple run?
What ringtone are you supposed to have?Can't stand songs as ringtones, or silly little jinglesMine's the default Samsung one
>>222419968silent
>>222419968retro/neon
>>222419975what if I'm not close enough to hear it vibrate on a surface
rise up, sexy gamer boys
>>222420079Amazing how these trading cards things are still going, what with smartphones and all that. I guess cards just feel really good in the hand.
SEX 69: SEX IN MITSUBISHI FTO
>>222420079That's how I picture every britposter.
>>222420582
how is this thread still going
I've got my bum out.
>>222421326the janny wills it
>>222421328vax?
well good morning
i'm bi
hello everyone except the yanks
Right, just checked the catalogue and this is it, the new as it were
>>222421412hey what the fuck?
playing tomb raider and lara's bum must fucking stink after all that climbing and combat
carly rae jepsen call me maybe here's my number so call me maybe owl city fireflies you would not believe you eyes if ten million fireflies lit up the world as I fell asleepowl city and carly rae jepsen good time we don't even have to try it's always a good time
>>222421428
Drinking ribena and thinking about gfbergs pussyhole... Why isn't toil over yet :(
>>222421446seems like the type of guy that aught to be allowed to adopt a kid
am needin ma dick sucked
I hate boomers because I had one get angry at me because I have zero confidence and I told him confindence doesn't matter if your useless and worth less than the air you breath
>>222421462*ought I meant ought ok. that is what I meant to type. ought to aught ok?
>>222421462don't think i get this joke sorry
>>222421464Same here lad. Gfstein will be getting accosted by my Willard later, that's for sure
>>222421468weird freak
real new >>222421238>>222421238>>222421238
>>222421486what if she doesnt want to
>>222421454imagine you get home looking for a shag and she says she's got a headache or is on the blob or summat
nth for the baddiedem
>thread warsso fucking stupid. just pure autism
>>222421504fuck you
how do you know if your gf or wife wants sex
>>222421432She does a quite a bit of swimming too don't forget
Good morning to Alabamans and Mississippians only.
>>222421525usually she's stuck in the cupboard or you walk into her bedroom while she's sanding her spatch
>>222421543sorry?
sir gr corolla
>>222421501I mean seriously why would you be confident if you suck at things? I mean I am pretty useless as a human being I am surpsied I had girls into me
>>222421580all's forgiven
>>222421602not your therapist pussy. keep being a sniveling annoying little freak i do not care
which ones the real thread on the catalogue im really scared and confused
>>222421446>he had both heads circumcised lmao
>>222421633Go stand in the corner for an hour and it will sort itself out, that's what I'm going to do.
>>222421528Is this a care home? How'd he end up there then?
>>222421743hes faking it
Got the buddha brand on
>>222421650Double pay day for that doctor, he must have been very happy. Those slags buying beauty creams appreciate the contribution.
>>222421650looks like just one head split in two
i've done a poo.
odd how chopping off part of your cock has become commonplace
>>222421650>>222421790>>222421801they could hajve actually done a proper controlled head vs no head sensitivity/pleasure test
>>222421633>>222421684Literally went back to work and did 5 mins of that and have come back Bloody splitters slowing the Brit flow
i'm firmly in the he never had proper foreskin; it didn't grow properly over both heads camp
why are people STILL posting in the other thread? spastics the lot of them
>>222421901why is there two
Im quite enjoying the threadwars. Keeps things interesting
>>222421938because yanks are stupid
isn't that cock one of those body mod guys who had cut his cock in half to give a twin headed effect
shotgunning my own arse to pieces
im spirling out, for you
>>222419945killer sudoku
>>222421958This is my last resort.
apparently the world's most famous tree has died we at /brit/ offer our condolences to yggdrasil
Can't imagine becoming a gynaecologist and just looking at 60+ year old fanny day in day out
(to the tune of burnin' for you by blue oyster cult)i'm doin' i'm doin' i'm doin' a poo
>go home >Sister immediately throws a fit because I said I wished the train would mangle me >I tell her that my life has been downhill since March 24th 2003
https://www.instagram.com/reel/DZslybcslfq
>ah yes let's pretend to be reform activists on the day of election, nothing will go wrongAbsolute retards
>>222422003wait until uou find out about proctologists
>>222422022>CARE ABOUT ME I'M SAD WAAAHselfish little prick
literally can't stop thinking about sexo
>>222422095are you actually a brainlessblack ass nigga from timbuktu how do you find that attractive
>>222422095yuck
>>222422095Spoiler that hog
reminder
very tired but housematestein is in the toilet dropping a hot shit and has been for the last 20 minutes
>Keir Starmer is expected to ban VPN’s in an announcement next month says a Government spokesperson [@BBCNews]
>>222422175me in the right
>>222422197ziedy frightened of not being able to post under the belgian flag
>>222422191ever shagged them up the arse
any of you lads going
>>222422111>>222422138>>222422167l o w t e s t
>>222422274I won't be going
>>222422280wish you would have posted this one first and not the freakish one
What do you need a vpn for anyway
>>222422197This should be the next OP image
>>222422197The squad
>>222422324watch anime on jap netflix
>>222422324hiding your home ip
>>222422307sorry
>zara larsson on chicken shop date tomorrowbros...
>>222422324only reasonable use case is seeing country locked content and using some sort of private server if it's just i dont want the government to see me xD then that is retarded
Just done the calculations with my current monthly contributions when I am 65 I will have £1.1mWhat’s the fucking point. I will be an old man who’s slaved my whole life just to have £1.1m which will probably be like £300k todayLife is a scam
>>222422380grow up
swallowing poo
>>222422398Yep, why spend your whole life waiting and not living when it matters. Savingmongs never understand this
>>222422398the uk wont exist by then so dont worry
>>222422380Wonder what QoS Zara will be getting up to in London after filming this???
conceptualising a device that will black the entirety of britain simultaneously
>>222422197proof?
>>222422443could you focus on that completely so we dont have to read your posts about it please
>>222422443bet this sounded really funny in your head
>>222421446cocks mog me
>>222422466blackmelty
There’s really 2 options to life as a man.You either become really rich and I mean RICH (not upper middle class) do whatever you want Or you move to forest and live in a off grid cabin and live like that
just beeen given a whole life prison sentence
I am once again inviting you to come to Chicago :)
esl /brit/ be like "¿did you ever shagged her in his arse?"
>>222422495blacks your arse savagely
Step brother's wife got gifted £150k to put towards a £300k house but then when they went to get a mortgage for the other half of the money, they found their credit score was too bad so the person giftkng them £150k just said fuck it and gifted them the whole £300k instead.Life is very unfair
anyone have a physical reaction when thinking about cringey or embarrassing moments from your past?
9 days since last subnautica video from markiplier not happy
>>222422197You import the third world you become the third world etc
>>222422512to get gangblacked?
>>222422534yes, tied into my ocd I think, it's got worse and worse too, I close my eyes and screw my face up
>>222422534i feel deep pain around my solar plexus and tightness in my shoulders
>>222422551For me to fuck you :------D
>>222422443limmy's delight
im not much of a soccer fan but i've been really enjoying the world cup so far
>>222422566are yiu black
blacking my own arse
>>222422588No.
>>222422568these middle-class western women are so oppressed it's not fair :(
>>222422534yh I shudder
O'ROURKE IS BOWLING AGAINST US IN THE CRICKETTHE RORKE CIVIL WAR
>>222422568I don't like people being mean to these women and I don't care what rorke says about it
just got deja vu just then
based
>>222422568ironically all the people saying this are shaggersan incel like me would be overjoyed to have a girl to spend time with doing the activities i like instead of just being surrounded by mensurprisingly tho they want the 6'2 muscly sportsfan and not the 5'7 pasty skinnyfat nerd me
>>222422534I stick gun fingers into my mouth like budd dwyer
>>222422568these women all make a great point. i was a fan of womens football but they won me over.
>>222422628unfortunately that attitude is unattractive, it's a vicious circle, if you get overlooked once for being a bit weedy then you make your own situation worse by going all incellious
>>222422628No pityposting allowed
32c on Tuesday
Might be time for the annual Chernobyl watch
>>222422625
>>222422495>move to forest and live in a off grid cabin and live like thatLiterally illegal. So no, the 2 options are:1) get rich or inherit2) toil and suffer
>>222422625me on the left
well rorke?
>>222422684the blur on the eyeshadow doesn't work needs to be sharpened afterwards maybe to give it a more matt look
Nothing more pathetic than a wagecuck who feels proud of being a wagecuck. It's fine if you simply have to do it just to exist, but at least have the dignity to acknowledge that you're a slave sold a bill of goods.
>>222422534sort of but not really physicalhate when England do well because I once heckled Harry Kane when he was at Norwich and now it makes me feel like a twat when he's playing for England and getting goals while I'm watching him from my childhood bedroom
>>222422714what did you heckle
>>222422714LOLcucked yourself
It's over
Rorke found his callingFinally feels like he belongs
>>222422712>sold a bill of goodshs?
>>222422708If we left these artifacts in those countries they'd have been destroyed by the indigenous savages
body modification is so trashy
how does a boxroom become "smeggy"?surely incels can just de-smegify their boxroom?
>>222422759depends on the mod
Honestly been practicing removing emotions and it's the only thing that's making me feel better. Whenever I see something sad or feel guilt I just tell myself it's meaningless.Today I finally realised I don't care about most of my extended family and realised I owe them nothing and it was so ecstatic to finally feel that.
>>222422767usually cause their knobs are smeggy
>>222422767gets in the walls it's like smoking
>>222422568Stating facts innit>But I'm wearing the cosplay outfit therefore I know what I'm talking about Fuck off
>>222422774runtlife
I once aimed a line of water from the shower head down my foreskin and a big glob of yellow smeg shot out and quick shock of garlic bread smell hit my nose.
>>222422774the ubermench
>>222422774Based little life hack
>>222422711well she can't touch up on it now
>>222422804>making up an argument to get angry about
>>222422744heathermong would love this webm>>222422772no it doesn't
awooga looks at those... leaflets
>>222422742He looks very Anglo
wish I could draw
>>222422850what if the mod is a pacemaker
>>222422744lil stepper
>>222422774>Removing emotions >Makes me feel betterSounds like you're doing a shit job at it then
>>222422869should have specified negative emotions
>>222422855>Restore BritainBASED
here we go! andy burnham the new primeminister of great britian and northern ireland
trying to sneak past the state mandated home holo-starmer to have a smeggy wank in my smeggy bedroom
>>222422744Based Wigger
cock and balls are always sticky and vinegary when I wake up
The childless incels will be leaving their bedrooms. Watch out!
My bollocks are genuinely too big. Wish they would be about 50% smaller
>>222422845Making up? It's a bunch of girls in football t-shirts making up nonsense phrases that men supposedly told them which they claim is untrue and harassment. You think they're all wearing brand new football shirts coincidentally? Simp mong
Wanking is a preference for the habitual mongOf what is known as(Runtlife)And morning toil can be avoidedIf you take a route straight through what is known as(Runtlife)
>>222422876ever tried not being such a selfish unlovable freak and try to care about someone other than yourself?
been watching some interesting youtube videos and i cant tell if they're ai anymore because it's just narration over slides
>>222422913Yes, my entire life prior to recently deciding to do the opposite.
>>222422774careful to not numb all emotions or your senses in particular. this leads down a bad path.
>>222422906>it's true and you should say it to them>they're lying nobody said that to them
>>222422902Corr imagine the smell. Like an anime convention crossed with an Indian wedding.
>>222422759nah a few bits and bobs look cool
>>222422902>>222422938Kys you fucking freak
>>222422925bet you love foo fighters
>>222422925Either ai tts or ai script that someone is reading for the first time
>>222422902>muh human rightslmao they didn't seriously think this would be effective did they?
>>222422904Steroids will do that. Body builders have tiny testicles. Or you can just use your big balls to make big muscles instead.
So who is this sad freak that spams about incels, rorke and "smelly bedrooms" for literally 12 hours every day here?
dave grohl was and maybe still is an aids denialist, he never apologised for it or said he changed his mind, he got people killed
>>222422980spaki
>>222422980>it's just one person
>>222422961i dont
>>222422980Touched a nerve I see
>>222422901>cock and balls are always sticky and vinegary when I wake upHis palms are sweaty, knees weak, cock and balls stickyThere's powder on his boxers already, the heat's trickyHe's nervous, but on the surface he looks calm and readyTo unstick his thighs, but the chafing's getting heavy.
>>222422984he probably didn't reallyi doubt anyone got aids because of dave grohlalthough i have to admit i'm surprised he wasn't on the epstein list, maybe he really is just a boring bastard and not a secret psychopath afterall
clogwog actually thought that post was funny and worth posting
>>222423015me when the stellas are on special offer
Kind of mental that we'll all be a pile of ashes or skeletons in the ground in less than a 100 years
>>222423054Not me
>>222422902Honey get in here the latest FSB talking point just dropped!
what is a good beer to buy that isnt runt juice. not at the pub but in the supermarket. one that says this guys not a runt on the runt juice
>>222423048>clogwog actually thought that post was funny and worth posting*Shorts*
>>222423015
>>222423054my soul will be off to purgatory hopefully thougherwise
>>222423084nothing brewed in England
>>222423086*Sharts*LoL
yeah i just knew he was going to go yeah well you're a yank in response to that as wellstop being horribly unfunny lil bro
>>222423030it wasn't that more people got aids but that people did not get the right treatment for it
lads... screaming at thisin the 70s billions of indian immigrants living in uganda were expelled and we took them inpeople in leicester made a big fuss about sending them to anywhere but leicester because there were already loads of indians theremost of the immigrants learned about leicester already having an indian community to most of them applied to be located ... in leicester
>>222422984what's next, a rockstar cheating on his wife??!
>>222423086I genuinely don't know how you can post on here like you're a normal person when everyone here knows you're an actual cuckold addicted to interracial porn. The shame would be overwhelming if I was as pathetic as you.
>>222423086>making fun of an entire nation by calling THEM xenophobic The Scots do this to the English constantly and it's just a hilarious lack of self-awareness.
>>222423112ok
>>222423130Who let his angry little toddler brother in here?
i hope you blokes realize andy burnham is about to burn starmer at the stake and impale rorke's bumhole in front of the house of parliament
black guys walking around with their bbcs outdue to woke
hungry
>>222423162?i just acknowledged your post
really wanna drink tonight but i've been injecting various peptides and don't wanna fuck up my progress
>>222423111ah right. don't really know anything about aids denialism. i can't intuit any reason why the powers that be would lie about aids
>>222423160Woke gone black
>>222423112mental how brits did countless stuff kind this and were even paying for freed slaves up until 2015 and somehow our jewish controlled institutions managed to convince us the british are the most evil and must be destroyed by mass immigration
Is there a kind of therapy that actually works and isn't just a woman recommending that you think more like a woman to feel better?
>>222423136Couldn't have put it better myself
>>222423112reckon this is why they integrated so well - because we saved them from being genocided by idi amin, whereas the indians coming nowadays are fed pure anti-english propaganda from back home
>>222423200just like my sister haha
did anyone tell gays that they could have just not had 100 dick a man poo orgies in bath houses
Mad how, at my kids 95% white school, both my kids best friends are Indians, how does that happen then?
>>222422855GREEN PARTY W
>>222423216Tom Cruise and Victoria Beckham?
>>222423238Is food a right though?In the authentic sense of natural rights, not just in the modern sense of a right being 'something good that I like'.
thinking of bumming a tranny at the weekend, how does arse sex compare to fanny sex
americans complaining about brits being too rowdy when i thought they prided themselves on being loud and retarded and hard
>>222423262it would prevent a country imposing sanctions that would lead to famines. israel and the usa wanted to keep doing that so they voted against it.
knew a woman who said she was a conservative because she likes that they have a tree as their logo
>>222423227Heh x
>>222423280Based US and Israel
>>222423225they were wealthy anyway
>>222423264awful. feels like a tight ring around your cock as opposed to the warm pocket a vagina is. would not recommend
>>222423307Alri Ranatunga
I'm an incel
/brit/ is like one of them hilarious indie movies like Clerks or Love Actually
>>222423349so you sayin my life a movie?
>>222423238whenever there's a resolution to end child poverty or nazism or hunger the usa, israel and ukraine always vote no
>>222423349Or the 40 year old virgin!!!
>>222423371gta is worth hundreds of millions. it's probably a bunch of jewish stakeholders who get to decide what's in the game, not him
>>222423415Tim circa 2017
aight but uk mcdonalds good as hell
>>222423415waffle fry tie
>>222423288if being a normie saves the children... they will be normies
>>222423415Hahaa me when MeMe whenMe when it's hot outside hahaa
>>222423445No he hasn't you cheeky boy
/brit/ is dying
>>222423192conspiracy people, same kind that think you can cure cancer with bleach and terps
I'll make the new lads don't worry
videos of girls weeing
Air fried frozen chicken dippersAir fried frozen chicken stripsAir fried frozen chicken burgersLots of options for tea tonight
>>222423262it's a natural right in the classical sense but not a modern day human right in the legal sense
>>222423531You can't fry air?
the human right to poo
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAIT NEVER ENDShttps://www.gov.uk/government/news/the-countdown-begins-uk-india-fta-enters-into-force-on-july-15th
Won fuck all at the bingo today. Someone shouted for the bonus jackpot as well. Probably some boomer who will spend it all on the bandits. It not right.
got my bum out
>>222421238>>222421238>>222421238recycle
air fried rice
>>222423552you'd think you'd make money by gambling but weirdly it seems to work out that you lose money on average, can't think why for the life of me
Sir Boris Wave
poo
might head out to the cinema. don't even know what I'll watch or what's on. wonder which snacks I can easily conceal on my person. I will buy a drink as not to look suspicious -_______-
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