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nth for the gyaldem

>>222421238
Need him to shag me up the arse

>>222421238
ai image

32c on Tuesday
Fucking helllllllll

>>222421268
Most raped cumbrain award

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>>222421274
think i'll call you justin timberlake cuz you can cry me a river

>>222421274
thought u were gona say 32 years old on tuesday
then i realised i'm turning 35 on tuesday
fuck sake

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is this an appropriate outfit to attend a barbecue in?

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We're all in here
Don't use this gay yank nonce edition
>>222415008
>>222415008
>>222415008

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>>222421270

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>>222421296
sowwy that happened to you bwo

>>222421308
melty

ice skating has the ugliest athletes in all the olympics

Mental how people here insult and abuse me and use me as an example of a massive fuck up yet I've worked for almost all of my adult life making me infinitely more successful than most of the freaks here

>>222421238
she is the most beautiful woman i have ever seen

>>222421417
don't really think that many people would consider trying to gut yourself like a fish in greggs as successful

>>222421341
wourld worship that tum until the en dof the world

Think i smell a bit which is not ideal

>>222421341
so kiss me

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>>222421392
for me it's tennis

>>222421429
That's still more opportunities than you'll ever have piehead

Still waiting in the result of a job interview from last week. No instant rejection is surely good news in it? Haha yeah must be

>>222415008
>>222415008

>>222421296
done him

>>222415008
>>222415008
>>222415008

>>222421445
so i hear you're a traitor to aldi

>>222421449
Two weeks is what I'd expect. Lots of people take annual leave in summer so could be some delays in getting back to you.

>>222421460
>>222421450
>>222421308
melty

The uncomfortable truth is that the White race has essentially given up and is too weak to live. Not since 1945 has a White state existed with a Will to Live.

It's incredibly depressing having to be born in this time. I'm aware of the problems but there's nothing that can be done.

>>222421463
Yeah no offence but I interviewed for a real job, not putting bread on a shelf for 8 hours a day. This is beyond your experience

>>222421444
she is way cuter than the chinese raccoon girl

>>222421494
"white people" is a made up concept innit
there's englishmen and germans and spaniards but other than randomly being on the same continent, there is little binding them

>>222421494
Yeah now all you do is sit and sponge benefits and post on /brit/ all day
You're either a fat cunt or a skinny runt of a man.

>>222421507
screaming
done him

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>>222421494

>>222421507
s
the aldis ive gone into seem to only have like 2 or 3 people working at a time which seems very low for a grocery store

do you know why they're called grocery stores? because they're staffed by GROSS suicidal FREAKS

>>222421573
Seems quite apt given that the last 2 years he basically only posted about black men raping white girls

Smells like cut grass

>>222421238
Who is that sexy boy?

中学生

>>222421610
https://worldathletics.org/athletes/kazakhstan/jasmin-begalinova-15123322

>>222421620
:/

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the watch

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On a video of a bunch of drunken Scots chucking a traffic cone about trying to get it on top a statue
The glazing is getting insufferable

>>222421657
what's his story?

>>222421659
They're so full of themselves

He's fat
With piles
He's in the epstein files

>>222421692
he was mistakenly interviewed on live TV

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>>222421707
>with piles
what's that mean? because he's rich?
>>222421659
just a bit of fun. no harm no foul
t. bostonian

>>222421659
>>222421696
jealousy's a bad look

>>222421659
>>222421696
fungus samefag

andy burnham sex arse

the youtube feed is letting me down today

>>222421781
when do you find out the results?

>>222421758
It's true I wish I could be drunk and disorderly and have the world suck me off for it

lgbt+ is the white man's religion

>>222421238
SEX 70: EBONY SOLES

>>222421836
lgb is the white man's religion
t is woke third world noncense

>>222421268
zoomer brain rot

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>>222421392
Bait.

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>World’s “most famous” tree dies after 1000 years in England

RIP was at this forest recently and it looked senescent

>>222421824
Polls close at 10pm. Count finished early morning tomorrow, will probably know the result before then though

>>222421923
>was at this forest recently
Why did you do it?

>>222415008
>>222415008
>>222415008
we are quite literally, unequivocally, all in here

>>222421923
I've seen that if it's the one in Sherwood forest which I'm pretty sure it is

>>222422042
Right let's get one of these deleted then.

So which one is it then?

>We have extended the benefit for UK nationals moving to India to work and continue to build entitlement to a UK State Pension from 36 months to 60 months. They will continue to pay National Insurance Contributions during that period, without also having to pay social security contributions in India.
Errrrrm. Ok Keir. I guess I'll go work in India? Wtf?
>This is reciprocal for both British and Indian professionals and will be applicable to highly skilled professionals on pre-existing visa routes. This is in line with our arrangements with other countries such as Korea, Japan, and Canada.
There it is.

i call upon sir rodney to fund gay porn

>>222423631
love this x

>>222423599
>>222423599
>>222423599
we're in here

>>222422075
yeah i went last year and they were desperately trying to revive it or something, loads of poles and wides trying to hold it up
reckon it's been dead for a while

>>222423617
what does this mean for indian nationals??

>>222423664
No we're not

Bit of a mess these news today

Get the skilled Indian workers in

bit sticky today

>>222423674
In
Housed
Fed
Wanked

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paki rape gangs

>>222423617
Reminder both Reform and Restore support this btw

>>222423660
>>222421444
>>222421341
>>222421238
cute
>>222421268
vile

>>222423711
Is this true?

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what happens when we stop being able to produce enough drinkable water for everyone

i call desperately on sir rodney to fund the british gay porn industry

Big fan of those posts where you reply to another post and purposely interpret it in a different ckntext. You know those ones that are like "me when I"
Takes a level of wit that only a select few posters have

>>222423751
No

>>222423774
>Big fan of those posts
me on my first day in the job as a groundsman

Ghosting my OFfu for a week to see if she gives me a discount

>>222423732
limmy weeping with joy at this

>>222421923
>In June 2026, the RSPB, which manages the forest, announced that the tree had died after prolonged stress from a series of hot, dry summers, exacerbated by superfluous scaffolding, soil compaction, and changes to the water table due to nearby coal mining
>To mitigate against the impact of natural events, such as high winds, lightning strikes or heavy snowfall, as well as damage caused by people, there have been lots of attempts to protect the tree.
>Bracing chains, props, fibreglass (formerly lead) sheets, concrete infilling and fire retardant paint can all still clearly be seen by visitors.
do you reckon filling its trunk with concrete had something to do with it dying?

>>222423765
waters easy as just boil it
it's even in space and that in the ice

i voted in the Makersfield by-election, ama

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we serve up pure kino last night and today's offering is czechia vs south africa

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Mad how the dude who played Rory Breaker in Lock Stock also played a burger flipper in a kids TV show called Spatz 6 years earlier

whoa black pussy, bam a lam
whoa black pussy, bam a lam
really gets rorke high, bam a lam
you know it changed that guy, bam a lam

import my water from space me

>that one limmy stream
jesus. you had to feel for him during that one stream. total humiliation.

>>222423824
strange and hurtful lie

>>222423811
still gonna give it a watch probably

>>222423751
a smidge of a quarter-truth blown out of all proportion and presented as fact

>>222423811
They might cook something as well. You never know

>>222423836
*shapeshifts into a bolt of lightning and electrocutes your bollocks*

HOLY AURA

https://x.com/AndyBurnhamGM/status/2067487890003656731

>>222423791
sqwuenf

Havent had sex since new years eve and she was fat so not even sure that counts. Fuck's wrong with me lads

mi life a bombaclart battymans porn

>>222423835
what's that then?

right well thats another £50 lost fuck sake only 2 races in and ive already pissed my balance away
loading up another £100 i WILL turn this around

>>222423801
i imagine the tree experts knew what they were doing and it wasn't just randoms deciding to pour concrete down the trunk

>>222423871
*transforms into a poo and flies out the galaxy at 9124551453285753mph

>>222423835
For me it was that other limmy stream. Just sad

>>222423650
protect the brats xx

>>222423873
Don't like his cartoon profile picture

>>222421923
didnt even know it was sick

>>222423918
Ok

>>222423918
he'll change it once he becomes PM :)

What the absolute fuck.. I called a garage to ask for a quote and after I said I would be calling other garages for quotes before booking an appointment he said "oh piss off" and hung up. How are these people still in business?

limmy said he's part of pride month cos his mate wanked him off once

Had the opportunity to have sex once but
1. she was ugly, but I was quite drunk
2. I was at the party with my sister and I didn't want to have to tell her I'd be staying the night
If I'd known I would never get another chance at having sex again I would've sucked it up

>>222423946
oh piss off

my life a go compare ad

nah this blud andy got hella aura, he might actually save the uk

>>222423946
Grow up

imagine voting

>>222423964
What are his policies?

>>222423946
s

>>222423946
They're all dickheads

>>222423978
fix everything, tax billionaires, reopen factories, stay out foreign wars and fix nhs.

>>222423907
tbf they filled it with concrete in like 1905 so the "experts" of the time were about as smart as randoms today

Another fucking neek phoning in to the garage saying he's 'been calling other garages'. Told him what for, smug middle class twat

>>222423999
i don't think the talmud bloody allows it

>>222423946
how do you not realize that "im going to call your competitors and take whatever is the lowest price" is not a good thing to say?

>>222423999
Checked. Off to Makerfield to vote for are Andy

>>222423812
forgot the name of this show, all I remember is someone dancing on a burger in the intro. we're probably the oldest cunts in this thread

>>222423999
Unless he want's to repeal the town and country planning act it's all worthless.

i think my client has been seeing other garages

my life a

i saw the garage "nigga" he only comes in like 2x a year

>>222424020
it's a normal thing to do. i've done it with dozens of other businesses and everyone has always been polite. they know people call around before committing.

the guy on the phone wasn't british btw, sounded pakistani or something

>>222424055
DURACELL Optimum AA Batteries (12 Pack) – Alkaline Batteries 1.5V – 200% More Power Boost Actives – Meets Demands Of Modern Devices – 100% Recyclable, 0% Plastic Packaging – MX1500

>>222424056
fomyeg

What do you do if you breakdown on the way to work? Leave the car at the side of the road?

>>222424056
tax class?

>>222423946
that's funny shops here all larp like sophisticated businessmen on the phone

>>222424020
What do you say then when you don't want to book then? You just hang up don't you?

>>222424078
you get to go home and play vidya and eat chocolate

Back when I had social anxiety I used to call businesses (including garages) and antagonise them for my exposure therapy. Cured me after a week of calling people lmfao.

>>222424078
Hazards on and try and get it as out of the way as possible. Then just call AA and either stay with it or leave it until theyre expected to show up

>>222424099
any funny stories

>>222424078
there's no way you're asking this seriously

>>222424078
call work and tell them I've broken down on the side of the road

>>222424099
bizarre lie

*gets jiggy with it*

>>222424061
i've heard tradies here firsthand complaining about customers that call up and let them know they are shopping around quotes. i can imagine it'd piss me off if i was providing a service and kept getting calls of people saying they're shopping around quotes so they can take the lowest price

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>>222424124

heatherfungus spamming steven dawson food photos again is it

/brit/ needs a common sense leader, rorke and leftypol have muddied the pot.

>>222424144
olly murs

>>222424136
a smart tradie would gain a clue and realise if nobody called back it means they are too expensive and people are going elsewhere

>>222424144
fodey fido

>>222424144
This real?

>>222424152
I vote for Ian

>>222424162
i look like that and do both of those things

>>222421573
Not an argument

>>222424110
Not really. When I told my therapist what I had been doing she told me to stop but I was already feeling like Chad at that point and continued anyway.

>>222424190
you're brown

heatherfungus isnt a real person at this point. he is an idea that lives on through many

I'm black

>>222424136
Any tradesman worth his or her salt has a girl on the phones and an apprentice quoting jobs.

If they don't they're probably a cowboy anyway.

>>222424223
bbc?

>>222424231
prove them wrong

>>222424231
that's a femcel is it

>>222424231
bizarro joeyy be like

>>222424214
mostly one obsessed canadian freak

>>222424229
Whats wrong with being a cowboy?

>>222424256
h

>>222424231
Thank you bro

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>>222424231
just reactived every nuke in the world with wizardry

>>222424273
screaming

I came out as gay today, mum cried and dad told me to get the fuck out of his house :(

just gave everyone in the world diarrhea with sorcery.

>>222424294
weird lie

>>222424294
Should have come out as trans instead

>>222424294
Tragic if it were real.

bro is gay

my life a NUKE RADIO

my life gay porn

>>222424294
did you run out of the house crying with your limp wrists in the air

>>222424323
I just shoved a nuke up my pussy

>>222424294
based dad

any too afraid to live, too afraid to die man in?

I don't believe in human rights

my life a trans porn

>>222424294
you sitting on the stoop with your phone posting this then?

>>222424359
at the pub

>>222424356
Militant left handed niggas be like

>>222421341
pixie cut tomboy tight tummy sports erotic

so if you deport millions, who will work in the NHS? aren't most lower middle class ethnic brits living in new builds and off gibs? no way they would want to train and work jobs, they enjoy the status quo

sir keir rodney

>>222424363
the gay porn pub?

my life Catalinaville (1998)

>>222424372
it's an experiment

>>222424372
*bums you at 9000 RPM*

Hong Kong rorke be like my rife a gung fu movie

>>222424391
>A gifted programmer goes on the run after obtaining a disk that contains invaluable business information.
why would a gay porn movie need such an elaborate plot
the kino wank is it?

>>222424356
human rights aren't an inherently bad idea but human rights discourse as is mostly serves as a tool of western imperialism and to depolitisise inequality

>>>/gif/30796076
found an egregious display of autism over on another board

there were either pringles with the french flag on them or pringles with the usa flag on them so i had to take the french flag ones

>>222424415
it’s quotable. fun for the whole family

>>222424424
ok

>>222424372
if you deport millions wages rise since there is less supply of cheap labor. people use this same argument for farm work. plenty of people would be willing to pick fruit for 100k a year

>>222424424
ok

>>222424451
nobody will pay fruit pickers 100k ffs

>>222424424
why are you eating pringles in the first place

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>a questioning agnostic mate is asking me about Christianity and I think I'm too doomer to connect with normie optimism
christians of /brit/ back me up I've slept 3 hours in 48 hours

cut the grass feel fucking exhausted

need the mass deportations so i can get a street sweeping job on 30k a month

>>222424464
they would cuz the government would be forced to subsidize farmers (as they already massively do) to offset the increase in expensive labor

>>222424478
grow up there's no god

>>222424478
tell him he’ll have more sex if he converts

>>222424451
there aren't enough ethnic white british "skilled" workers for jobs in the medical field.

>>222424478
doll on dolllord

>>222424478
recite the talmud

vile little slug man leaving a trail a viscous misery slime wherever he slithers

>>222424488
you're a daft cunt

So if we get rid of everyone then I can get paid trillions then?

>>222424506
ok tim

>>222424213
Nope
You're jewish

>>222424498
jewish lie. deport more people and there is less strain on the nhs having to provide free care to shitskins

>>222424451
post of the day award

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I kneel

>>222424478
Tell her to read scripture. Read Doctrine and Covenants.

need to get on the bennies but my savings are too high, it not fair

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>>222424528

>>222424484
what will you do with your newly acquired wealth?

>>222424540
Bodied him.

>>222424422
What a mess that thread is. Can't listen to the evidence right now but it sounds like some schizo just made it all up and this vtuver is not getting shagged on stream at all

they've been posting the same screenshots for 5+ years

what makes you happy?

>>222424583
invest in the gay porn industry

anyone who watches or cares about vtubers is completely emotionally stunted and childbrained

>>222424611
arse
sex arse
big titties
big titty goth girlfriend
zoomers thots with fat tits and arses

>>222424625
I'm both of those things and I don't watch vtubers so it might be something else

>>222424611
triggering libtards with facts and logic

shite thread, awful posts, gay edition. what's there to like?

>>222424642
ever had your cock sucked?

Reading about the RAF bombing of Germany in WW2 is utterly nauseating.

These are the people in power in this country. Literally kikeslaves who killed thousands of Germans for jewish capitalism.

I am firmly convinced Britain's current condition is karmic justice for WW2. The crimes of the Allies are quite literally the worst in history. Britain, America, France and Russia MUST DIE for being ZOG colossuses.

It's why I don't care about "saving Britain". This country deserves to die. The scum and jews who run Britain literally sacrificed the entire empire to crush National Socialist Germany.

Total ZOG Destruction

>>222424670
the gay posts, obviously

rorke listening to babymetal, but not because he's a nonce, he just likes their music

>>222424678
no sir

Rorke hosting a no loads refused cum dump

>>222424540
he's 66, had nothing to do with vaccine you stupid right wing freak

Déjà vu ahhh thread

>>222424683
ok mate thanks for letting the gay porn poo seal general know

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who gives a toss about her 'technical analysis'? whether it's a blackboard or an ipad or whatever, I don't want to hear it. Any sane person has the telly muted the moment the half ends

jeremy clarkson's bloated evil corpse!

>>222424717
lmao that's exactly what i was thinking

>>222424722
if she was hot no one would care

what does munted actually mean

>>222424750
ugly
you can also call someone a munter

>>222424722
she's from ends, camden.
bless

>>222424722
Gary beville and the other elites have never been in a kitchen in their lives. What a stupid comparison

gay lad who just came out the closet today here, dadberg has just blocked me

>>222424773
omg he's literally me

>>222424791
best father's day gift you could've given him

>>222424773
mental how much this triggers brainless deanos

>>222424773
Nothing like making a video to prove your indifference on something

>>222424760
actually they quite often film the overlap in a kitchen/canteen area so gary neville is in the exact same situation giving analysis, but it isn't an issue because he's not a woman

>>222424791
find a new dad on grindr then bent freak

>>222424791
scream

>>222424773
what a boring video I didn't watch it to the end but I can see why nobody invites him to watch the footy

>>222424451
Fruit pickers? me finding someone to shag on grindr

>>222424810
>>222424829

Andy Burnham makes rorke seethe hard

We at /brit/ will continue to talk about football and incels/frogposters/other unwanteds can go away to the anime board

>>222424813
You probably think you're very smart pointing out some kind of formal contradiction here, but it is evident that what the video is about is the fact that he feels socially pressured to care about football not merely a video simply expressing his indifference.

>>222424837
never even been described as a lad in my life never mind a "deano"

>>222424832
this >>222424791 feller is looking for a new gay dad

>>222424854
virgin no mates freak says what?

shake your arse for the cronem

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looks so peng