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ill post here
>>222424931>>222424933>>222424937>>222424953
ROARING
>>222424993
>>222424993fckign scmari
Crisis on Infinite /brit/s
>>222424988
hur...MFPGHHHHHHHHehr.....
*swims through the thread*
scrembgin
>>222423599>>222423599
just 400 points to go until i hit 100k gamerscore on xbox
scrimbler
>>222425069you can do it!
got the neutral milk hotel on
poo speaking
not right what those yanks did
>>222425138R
never met anyone named zachary who wasn't a complete virgin
helmut schmacker
posting in the other one as i wat linked first ta ta
we're in here >>222423599>>222424899>>222424907>>222424979>>222424976
alri
SEX 73: BLACK GUYS IN JAIL HAVING FUN
voting for the party with the most black candidates
>>>/sp/155448175
Tonibler
just rejoin the eu already
so it is czechia or czech republic? bbc can't seem to make up their minds
First we lose the Sycamore Gap tree, now we've lost the The Major Oak tree in Sherwood Forest.The planet is dying, lads.
>>222426622why's there a piece of plastic bag or something on the apple
>>222426635Fatty yankyFatty yankyFatty yanky with his big brain and his big belly!He knows everything!!It's Fatty Yanky!!
>Leak Exposes Members of Peter Thiel’s Secretive ‘Dialog’ Society - More than 200 of the world's elites registered for a retreat whose agenda runs from panels on cult-building and sex to prepping for World War III.
sorry i'm late lads, got waylaid by bandits on the information super highway
>>222426683that nigga is weird as fuck
>>222426683Why does everything Rorke complain about turn out to be projection
>>222426661vax status?
>>222426698happens
I developed a fake working class accent to avoid being mercilessly bullied at school
the preston gubbals rapist
>>222426722alri geez
what are you getting your dadbergs for father's day
>>222426711well some stupid cunt filled it with concrete in the past
>>222426683rorke would give his left nut to be one of the whipping boy rentwhores that thiel hired from malaysia
>>222426657Ok then, she could get it
>>222426753might send him a whatsapp message if i remember
>>222426753shag allcba with stupid holidays like that
SOON
>>222426753dadberg is clearly autistic and has an actual model train set in his garagegoing to get him a voucher for a model shop in town
Shit games on today
kissing and hugging south asian women and black women and MENA women and latinas and making sure they stay warm and safe and happy
garages are a bit of a weird thing in current year aren't theysurely no one actually keeps a car in one these days
>>222426779love giving them a chip and inevitably having to move when they swarm me
>>222426812Would you hug me.
In this house Vlad the Impaler was a hero. END OF STORY.
>>222426710don't think 'rorke' is supposed to be a gay german billionaire
>>222426837are you lady
Do you enjoy holographic food items?
>>222426794wish i had a passion like that even if it is autisticall i have is layibg in bed and 4channel
just seen thomas frank
@grok, how can I become a millionaire in 6 months?
>>222426802might be the last time in history you see an all-white team in the world cup
Chat's saying /brit/ is cooked
>>222426779pathetic portion size of both sauce and chips. hate those little plastic containers too since they're a burden on the environment.
>>222426875Genuinely got ptsd when I saw him
>>222426818Seagulls are based. They only want our food because greedy humans are taking all the fish from the sea. I'll always feed them, pigeons too.
>>222426827Bro are you actually in Costa Rica or what
is qatar any good at football
tomorrow is shagtoiltoday is semen retention
>>222426856I think you know the answer to that question.
>>222426897humans are also creating entire islands made out of plastic bottles and other trash in the oceans
>>222426897i always try giving it to the most haggard looking one but the other greedy bastards usually get to it first
>>222426915I don't know, sorry.
cleaned my knobber on sunday in the showerwent to wank there now and there is LOADS of smeg againcan't be normal
>>222426930you mean indians
>>222426909Sauce?
>>222426955can i recommend cleaning yourself every day
>>222426901why the doubt
posted the subhuman troon again awardcan't imagine what kind of dysgenic freak is behind those posts
Rorke's smeggy shower
>>222426948ummers
Might eat crisps
well that lady has her little willy out
The french never miss.
rorke: i showered 5 days ago? how am i smelly and dirty again? rorke: jews and muslims! thats it!
Rorke's dreamhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lq5DclOqwbk
I don't have a TV license :(
>>222426948I get why you would do it at that point tbf
>>222426980mmmm
Lamb chops for mister rorkeypops
richmonds vegan sausages from tesco
>>222426948would rather shag her than most biological women i see
rorke: i went outsiderorke: i don't like it, there are blacks!
I NEED SEX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>222427008you can use mine:)
>>222427038Just have a wank it's literally the same thing
Moss Lane at Gondover Avenue, Orrell Park, 1972 and 2026
>>222427033>herthats an ugly bloke pretending to be a bird
>>222427030corrpeng
>>222427038hey now that wasn't thom's lyrics
>>222427033from chimpan-A to chimpan-zee
>>222427033yeah because youre gay and thats a bloke
saving up a BIG spaff for gfs fanois tomorrow
>>222427050that's the entire history of the world and men pursuing women done then
>>222426915No
>>222427056were only in the british release
uhhhh its gay to be attracted to men who are feminine and look feminine and could be mistaken for women in public
>Third of Gen Z think ringing the doorbell is too awkward
>>222427077i just spaff in 20 seconds so its not worth it to save up the spaff
>>222427089Everyone under 25 should just be euthanised for their own sake. Generation of incompetent socially awkward freaks.
The footy's back
Cops Accidentally Bug Their Own Stationhttps://youtu.be/SwXc02WxYLI?si=oA9boqiEMjGGgMbu
>>222427077actually in her fannois, or is it just going in a johnny?
>>222427077mate you're fundamentally unserious. you've been saving up the spaff for 3 days. that's nothing
My Watch Later youtube playlist is building up a bit too much thanks to the world cup
>>222427087>uhhhh its gay to be attracted to men (rest of the post is irrelevant)yeh think thats what it means
>>222427106She's on the iud so get in right in raw
>>222427102But who will pay for the Quadruple Lock
Rasheed's gf is on the IED
>>222427103>oh-yeah-theyre-just-full-on-transphobes-there-huh-v0-0imv0dgh0kmg1.jpgwhere did you save this from lel
Friday tomorrow lads, us toil man gon be free
Rorke spending years perfecting his body, months creating the perfect tinder profile, hours preparing for a date...only to spaff in 20 seconds
>>222427113so if you see peng lady and then found out in bed she has a knob you are gay?
>>222426672you're a special one
>>222427119LUSH oh and i mean lush mate x
Need to stop eating and actually exercise, I am horrifically skinnyfat but I love to eat snacks like crisps and sweets
bed looms
>>222427051it's grim how we have such nice architecture but modern signage and designs of objects clash with it so you get this unaesthetic messnot exclusive to the UK either, in cities like Prague you'll see some gaudy corner shop with neon lights and tacky signs
>>222427107i'm strangely hornyballs feel full
>>222427133I remember i spent a good while googling for this picture, i think i must have found it in some tranny subreddit.
CLOSE YOUR FUCKING EYES, LOSER!
>>222427165thats not what you said thoughyou saw the cock first and said "yes i would shag this"
>>222427150aahahahah ktim ktim ktim
> A boy has been taken to hospital with serious injuries and a man arrested on suspicion of attempted murder after a toddler ended up in a crocodile enclosure in Huntingdonshire.
right well my card has stopped working for no reason so i have to use my mobile phone to pay for things
>>222427181i am thin skinnyfat and running a lot and its mad how long it takes to get stomach area to not look skinnyfat. feel envious for all those blokes have high metabolism enough to just be shredded by just existing
cant see can i open my eyes again (hoping captcha just lets me post aha x)
>>222427219WTF i had a dream about this yesterday
>>222427181you must exercise somewhat, otherwise you'd just be fat and not skinnyfat
king
>>222427234>>222427243I hate exercising it's so boring and it's not fun and it's hard
>>222427213never said anything. just weighing in on the coversation
>>222427245wow theyre just like western women nowadays
Sex with Sophia and Julie from the TV show From and sucking in their massive tits
how do you know if gf/wife wants sex
put my cock on the kettle
>>222427256take up skateboarding then
>>222427226looking cool
>>222427226Tim finally made it to America
>>222427279post their massive tits
>>222427284Ask her?
>>222427296The good ending
>>222427296reckon his mental illness will disappear if he manages to escape?
>>222427296the good ending
>>222427308mine would just be booze, eggs and canned fish desu
called the solicitor today, it's been six months since my mortgage offer has been accepted and they still haven't finished what they need to doI managed to get a deposit within about four months and they've somehow failed to approve it within six
>>222427308ktim except monster energy pipeline punch
>>222427305do you say want sex? and they go yes I do and then you sex?
>>222427308>>222427334vile little manchild runts
>>222427331It takes a month from start to finish to buy a house in most countries
>>222427261yeah?
>>222427284subtle hints..start eating her pussy and arse and see how she responds
>>222427344Yeah, pretty much. Probably do some foreplay first, thoever
>>222427296mould
>>222427331insane if this is actually trueit takes 2 weeks here
>>222427366Down by the borderWhere the tuna fish play
>>222427347bet you buy overpriced faggy starbucks coffees and act all sophisticated about it
Lines of coke and many beers,But all those fucking queers Touch our cocks, and our rearsSo think im gonna batter that whoreWhen she opens the door(Im banksy btw)
>>222427296he's like the woman in white lotus
when i was in school mobile phones were completely banned and if a teacher caught you with one it would be confiscated until the end of the daynowadays you can be openly on your phone all day and nobody gives a toss. zoomers don't know how good they have it
>>222427396no because i am not a little gimp i don't buy any of that shit
>>222426753nothing, my father is a braindamaged freak who let my mother cut all his children and grandchildren out of his life. he's not a father to anyone now
>>222427422ok what do you buy so i can criticise you
Alri
Had a dream that both parents died last night, what could it mean?
>>222427404yes it's great !! *brain rots from constant phone use*
nowadays you can be openly on your phone tossing off all day and nobody gives a toss
>>222427331sounds like they need a clip round the ear
>>222427366eating her arse and pussy doesnt sound subtle.
As soon as gfberg mentions she isn't coming over, I'm having a wank and plotting a bottle of wine and vidya for the eveningMental
>>222427447egg
>>222426897they're evil scum and they attack other animals. it's good when a hero stomps them for stealing chips. we should cull them, do to them what the yank did to the passenger pigeon
made myself cum in class in school a few times when i was a teenage coomergod knows what deranged porn i would have been clandestinely watching if i was allowed a mobile phone
>>222427308holy grimoly
>>222427334They taste too much like the can for me nowadays
Fancy a packet of biscuits but also should go on a diet, lads.
pov you're on a date with mex
cody bro you can todally be on your phone tawssing awff all day and nobody gives a taws
>>222427484is she getting stuffed by the bbc bull instead?
urgh next week garn be hell weather-wise
>>222427492egg bastard
>>222427508
>>222427514Thank you for wearing your smartest hat x
>>222427534can't believe some people enjoy it
>>222427447and what is this?cheeseand this?cheese also
>>222427534AC lad must be feeling jammy
Got called a boring normgroid by me nan again
>>222427535why is 3 so munted. is that the one set in the uk
Date (not officially but might has well have been) went well the other day. We had food at Craft Burger then played video games back at her house for a few hours. Still early days with ADHD lass but we'll see where things go.
it's more valuable to improve yourself than to improve your things
>>222427535All the girls between 3 and 5 aren't even in the game.
>>222427547psc
>>222427558scncuen
>>222427572freaklish vibes off this post
>>222427572:)
>>222427572Shagger!
distinct lack of posts featuring a gay pop song and an ugly bloke in a dress lately
I wish I was alive during the Cold War they would’ve 10000% trained me as a spy due to my excellent language learning abilities and high IQ, however today im useless can’t even get a job at Morrisons
>>222427611you dont have the bottle son
Nobody:Absolutely nobody:Leftypol: Czechia.
>>222427601The ugly bloke in a dress will be on here later.
Genuinely cannot imagine taking a woman out on a date and then ending it by playing Xbox with her even when I was 15/16 you didn’t do that
KORBEN DALLAS
>>222427611shame british intelligence services shut down after 1989
>>222427646>Genuinely cannot imagine taking a woman out on a datektim
ktim with englandnothing else in my life to hope for
>>222427585gta 3's is misty. she is in the game
sucking a fanta orange zero through a pink straw
>>222427570no its set in liberty city
>>222427669fat cunt
>>222427676poo
>>222427660Shame British intelligence shut down
got myself into an unfortunate cycle.Trying to look good for summerPlan my meals and eat 2000 calories throughout the day, finish work at 5 and smoke a spliff on the walk home, get home and eat 5 M&S cookies within 15 minutes completely wiping out all the work I did during the day
>>222427538Sing me to sleep, sing me to sleep
>>222427391It is true, apparently it should be finished by the week after next at the latest. I can't believe I can raise capital for a house quicker than they can process it.
toifoidlberg took a mental health day today has one every other week you don't get that with blokes
>>222427710fatty.
Beware, the wrong lass can ruin your life.
>>222427508My advice is get one of those fancy packs where there’a only a few in there. That way you’ll try to savour each biscuit more rather than just scranning it all in one go
>>222427710got zero sympathy for fat mongsliterally just stop eating its not difficult at all
remember when i was 17 a nice autistic girl showed interest in me in schoolwould rub my shoulders and stuff when she said i looked stressed or gave me stuff she bakedoff course i was too autistic to pick up the signs so nothing happened and now i am a 28 year old virgin and she was the last woman to touch me
has anyone here ever taken it up the arse?
>>2224276885 things you can't live without?
love eating shite me
>>222427757*raises paw*
>>222427757paid an tranny escort for it and she basically raped me
Okay Google, how do I join a rape gang
>>222427762wrong thread>>222423904
>>222427660Lol you have to uni degrees and all that other woke bollocks to even get an application into mi5 and mi6 I checked
um
>>222427757Does sticking stuff up there count or does it need to involve another person?
mi5/mi6/gchq are all full of paedo tarq cretins like the top brass of the british military
>>222427766>>222427781more details>>222427808need to involve another person
going to have a poo and a shower after the football
>>222427737I did do that before and I got down to 69kg at 6ft tall and I was still flabby and love handles. I think I just have hormonal issues
>Former Tottenham midfielder Rafael van der Vaart has apologised after saying that Japan players "all look alike" during their 2-2 draw with the Netherlands.
>>222427817then no
>>222427810yeah if you didn’t go Eton or harrow it’s unlikely you’ll get in except for the odd diversity hire for photo ops
>>222427646Once had a date notice my 3ds in the centre console and we talked a bit about 3ds gamesWould love a gf to play vidya with, closest I got was playing with a girl I fancied who had zero interest in me
>>222427843i bet the ngubus and mbokos talk all kinds of shit in their language. never seen senegal or something be forced to apologize
Reminder.
>tfw you embrace the light of our lord and saviour jesus christ into your blackened paki 'heart'he's so back
>>222427817>look up brazilian tranny escort on website>she says she's 7.5" on her profile but assume she's exaggerating >get there and she is at least that if not more>suck her a bit and she asks if i want to fuck now>agree>its fucking huge, hurts so much but she just kept going and i was nearly crying as she obliterated my ring>was too traumatised to cum
Commentators on BBC slagging off the hydration breaks. Woke is finished
>>222427910he's wrong
>>222427927bit gay
>>222427927I would have kept this to myself
>>222427929Yeah so have the players but it’s all performative nonsense if they actually wanted to make a stand the players would refuse to do it but they don’t
Want to throw gfberg a big party but she doesn't have any friends.
not looking forward to next week
>>2224279916 ivorians will do
>>222427996spicy
>>222427996SHALL be getting the window kit and hose and putting air conberg through its paces
>>222427996going kill myself
>>222427996stop whinging at least you'll be cool at night
>>222427991Me when I lie
It's good to stay hydrated
how can brits even compete?
>>222427738fUCKoFFnEUROtYPICAL
>>222427875there's more schools than that (though eton in particular is by far the worst) but yeah, especially for upper level positions.
>>222428049good advice, thank you Ian
>>222428049thanks ian
>>222427996biomass weather
throwing gfberg into a volcano
How hard would it be for me as a neet to find a ugly or fat chav gf and live in her council house?
>>222427996Thats not so bas, put on a thin hawaian shirt and hang below the shade of a tree.
>>222427996they will be out in force showing off their dark athletic bodies and getting ladies fannies all frothy
dont gf and wives get tired of your willard
>>222428124usually it's the other way around given how prevalent porn addiction is among men
>>222428132this berg is not too be trusted
willy just exploded
>>222428066>>222428078I like to have a glass of water a few times throughout the day.
PENULTY
>>222428190again
Id shag the ref if you lads know what i mean
fell asleep at england half time
>>222428233Controversial era
got my dick out for harambe
That was a clean penalty goal
sir seth efrica
got my cock out
>>222427308get this down your neck
A club should buy all the world cup winning players so they can be the best team
>>222428379too many frauds are purchased that way
NEW>>222428393>>222428393>>222428393
smoking a gobstopper
