Bacon's Castle edition
Nicolle Radzivil sex arse
I still can't believe people were like aye these people look like a sensible choice to adopt a baby
>>222428393not bacon's nor a castle
Anyone want a sprite cranberry?
>>222428393Get it knocked down and get the Barrett new builds put up
Thought I found the perfect place to rent earlier but turns out you have to live and work in the area for atleast 10 years in order to rent the house so unfair
Choose.
My willy is so peng the gf will never get tired of it
*makes bear noises*
>>222428438no barrett boxes in virginia m8
we’re on day three or four of the bouncy slide content, I can’t wait for Roobee’s frontal lobe to advance to the ”questioning my life choices” stage because brother, I’m there
>>222428439Since when has this been a thing
Drinking an ice coffee out a cardboard cup, having a grand time really
>>222428441im a pointy hat mangive me the rincewind classic
>>222428457Not yet
>>222428433here in some states they deny catholics the right to adopt because they are anti abortion and limit gay rights or somethingevil people really love getting involved with children
>>222428460she's doing EVERYTHING besides starting an onlyfans and im getting really peeved off now
straight couples who adopt have NEVER abused a child, it's just gaysright rorke?
>>222428480I thought Portland was full of leftypols
hearing rumours of an arselad night
>>222428515per capita gays rape more children
Women talk/think about sex far more than men
>>222428480why you posting here tho? enjoy the real life kid
>>222428508my dick would be dripping spaff just from me getting a whiff of her pink twat
Not a bad game at all.
Rorke what have you done?!?!?
>>222428535it is. it's homeless drug addicts, hipster leftypol types, and asians
>>222428508need my willard where that pritt stick is
wish i could freeze timei would hit the freeze button and start munching on arsesespecially on hot days where the sweat mixes with the farts and juices
>>222428515fags are guaranteed to molest kids, that's how they create more fagsfags aren't allowed to donate blood due to all the diseases they may carry, why would you let them have access to children?
>>222428548only sex with bbcs though
>>222428480>Oregonomg based
>>222428595Mad how whenever freezing time is mentioned almost everyone instantly thinks of sexual assault.
>>222428618fuck off spainfreak
>>222428535It is>>222428555I will enjoy the real life, just got 5 hours to kill before my doctors
>>222428631it's not sexual assault i am providing a cleaning service
>>222428631i think i was 10 when i was imagining feeling my teachers arse in school with time frozen and doing a wank
hotter than my pending rape case out there
Listening to IN FLAMES. Getting my groove on. DO NOT stand in my fucking way.
reminder
I require a child
wish i could make this face
>>222428515gays are 3% of the population, but 50% of child molestation cases are boys. isn't that weird?
new>>>/his/18536554
american truck sim or stardew valley while listening to youtube autism? want to get comfy you see
>>222428704>t. jamie varley posting from prison
sup x
gone pooin'
>>222428714well straights aren't gonna rape boys are they you plonker
>>222428697where do I sign up?
>>222428433they're probably 'really nice guys' and get a long with women
>>222428441pointy hat niggas
>>222428714>>222428616ai says you're wrong so you must be false
>>222428748CO ME ON ENGERLAND YESS COME ON GET IN THERE
>>222428732No no, this is 4chan's /int/You want x, they call it twitter a lot still.
one lone retarded brit poster with his belly peeking out from his shirt standing with a sign outside wembley stadium that says "play phil foden"
gay bottoms want straight men because on some level they wish they were women
>>222428595
https://www.instagram.com/reel/DZslybcslfq
Mad how in America you can pretty much never go hiking in the nature ever again cos globohomo engineered a tick that makes you allergic to meat forever
>>222428749...yeah? thats the point? mong
mental thread this
>>222428798It's that no one wants gay men or trannies, including other gay men and trannies
Breaking News: Sir Keir Starmer eaten by crocodile
Remember when every WoW expansion was a big event and generated lots of buzz and discussions?Nobody cares anymore
women are allergic to my meat
"gays are more likely to rape males than straight men are"rorke you're a genius
>>222428857>when every WoW expansion was a big event and generated lots of buzz and discussionsyeah with virgins LOL
>>222428816I live in a red state and still go out in nature often. Engineering insects to be disease vectors is some faggot Bill Gates plot. He hates humanity.
>>222428867shut up rorkenonce
>>222428875known a few chads who played wow tbqh
>>222428875lol
>>222428857well they still release expansions but they're just not as talked about and celebrated anymore you idiot
>>222428860They must be allergic to mine as they never come near it
imagine if Jason Manford became PM of the UK and then France invaded us
>>222428769love the wizards hat but prefer the ghostly hood or the elder chaos hood when a little risk is involved on the pure
>>222428821innit
need dogs skinned alive
Must be nice being Albanian or Bulgarian or somethingYou're White but can also get along with wogs just fine since you're something in the middleUseful in our increasingly brown world
>>222428910yeah that was the entire point of his post spakka
>>222428917GARLIC BREAD?
reckon that was the joke mate
sir rosenior specs foggy leaving the sauna
Harry Plopper
P R E S T O NAKIS
>>222428930Im one third albanian. Just feel like a regular brown.
>>222428910you are genuinely very thick
>>222428927bit mean. why?
Widow, 72, faces homelessness after eviction notice, says she thinks she'll be homeless by next week and claims she's had no support.Pensioner Susan Monks, 72, from Wrexham, has been served notice to vacate her privately-rented Falcon Road home by Thursday, June 25.She says she has pleaded with Wrexham council to assist her in securing suitable social housing as a vulnerable person, but claims that with just one week remaining the authority has yet to offer her a single property."I'm 72 and in very poor health," she said. "I've been on to the council and they keep saying that I won't be here by next Thursday, that it will be sorted."They keep saying they're looking, but they've not actually come back with any suggestions. They've offered me no support. I've tried everything and now I've only got a few days before I have to leave my property and I'm really worried."Mrs Monks says she suffers from a range of health conditions including diabetes, asthma, COPD and heart and spinal problems, and wants reassurance that she will have somewhere to live after next week."I was going up to the housing department every day at one point," she said. "Then I was phoning every day. A fortnight ago I went up again. I took the eviction notice and a lady there said to me: 'There's no need to keep coming up here and phoning.'"They just don't seem to care. They've had letters from my social worker, they've had letters from my mental health team. I've had fantastic support from elsewhere. It's just the council. Come Thursday that will be it. I'll be out with nowhere to go."Councillor Terry Evans, Wrexham Council's lead member for housing, said that his department did all it could to support people in acute need."It's very difficult for us to comment on individual cases due to legalities," he said. "However, we do provide support and advice to anyone concerned about losing their home or becoming homeless, and we do a huge amount of work to help people in this situation.
>>222428917His inner demons would carry us
On the bog at new seasonsPoo seasons, as I call it
>You're White
>>222428964These stories are always a load of shit because you never hear the other side of the story.
>>222428930well they're still european but they're a bit closer to browns so they'd probably fair better than westerners you autist
Imagine looking like that and lecturing people on health lol nice lesbian body you've got there Bill
Well? They're waiting...
Bellingham looked like he was going to cry at the end of the match yesterdayBet he was crying cause he just wanted to get home and put his feet up
>>222428910That's because blizzard is gay and woke now
>>222429002absolutely dire "gimmick" just pack it in and we'll pretend you hadn't tried it lad
>>222429016he did? oh.. hope he’s well :(
>>222428927why are you always making posts like this? evil mentally ill subhuman freak
>>222429015yeah im wet
>>222429015Alcohol is degenerate
You don't hear much about David Beckham these days
>>222428963>>222429034he's trapped inside his dwelling by rabid dogs
We can replace white women
>>222429033Been told he got home, watched some cat videos, had some potato smilies, a massage and slept like a princess x
>>222429072not with those flat ahh feet
>>222429031I only did the first two some mong tried to milk a third
>>222429072timmy’s crush
any trapped inside their own balls man in
>>222429065less so than 4chan
Bit rude
Fucking hate this smart tv every time the wind changes direction it wants a cunting update for all and sundry
hate that fat man vs food blob they get on itv to talk about the footy
>>222428807corrrrrrrrrrr ryn
>>222429084no no thats rosenior he was facetiming trent yamming macarons x
>>222429124except the ukrainian cabinet, military officials and various nazi militias fighting for blackrock and washington dc*
>>222429069>You don't hear much about David Beckham these daysHe just did a press conferencehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=up1pZ8pVuN8
>>222429015*votes wet*
>>222429084can't tell black people apart you fucking racist
mad how my life stopped completely at age 30 when I left my last job. I've done absolute fuck all since then for seven years
lips that touch booze shall not touch mine
Literally having a shit with this glorious view out in France
>>222429226what were you supposed to have done
>>222429202topkek I love Bo Selecta
>>222429226Dont feel too bad mate, this pandemic shite rocked the world for lots of people. Focus on the today.
>>222429226why haven't you just got another job
>>222429226covid finished over 3 years ago unc
>>222429269Mad how I know you grew up on a council estate
>>222429226been quite successful since 30 me. bought out an IT company with 4 friends and i've been doing ok ever since x
>>222429269It was propa bo I tell thee
>>222429319Mad how wrong you are matey
>>222429226I wasted my 20s
>>222429327yeah you’ve said this several times
are you lads geared up and ready for a hot summer
>>222429245pooing in the woods? why are there no toilets?
>>222428592me cock, through that hole, with rubes carrying a comically oversized mallet, ready to whack a mole, as they say
>>222429226Mine peaked at 30 and then went to shit, still hasn't recovered.
>>222429159we get him and apparently america has james corden for some reason
>>222429245>europoors cant afford toilets.My sides.
>>222429333The fact you felt the need to respond tells me I hit the nail on the head, estate
>>222429347i know i like reminding the workshy neeks on here it makes me feel good x
>>222429015>this upsets my kids (actually me but cant admit that) so you can't have funwonder if cavewomen were like this too, seems to be a chronological constant for women
>>222429245why does it say youre not in france
>>222429387You hit a snail in the head? What is wrong with you psycho.
>>222429387No idea what I can say to prove I'm not from a council estate. I don't have a BMW on finance?
>>222429245are you making bear noises?
desperately need a bacon bap
Get the rhubarb STEWED
just filtered argentinian posters from now on
did some chicken and prawns and an aubergine on the barbeque for din dins, made a nice salad to go with it. big fan of chicken and prawns me.
just pissed so hard i shit myself i a little
i've been chastised for flirting about 9 times in my life. which feels like too high of a number.
sitting on a chair aren’t i
with catberg
Going on a stag do in the falkland islands at the weekend lads any advice?
you're hungry rorke?
How fucked are these cunts prison? I reckon Varley (who just got a whole life order) will be dead within a year anyway.
>>222429453Sounds delicious let me see please
>>222429476get him raped
>>222429459I have no idea how to flirt or what constitutes flirting.
>>222429448Is it affecting your mental health?
>>222429387piss off you posh nonce
utterly and categorically insane how Google Maps shows Earth as a sphere
>>222429493me too mate, that's why i think the number is too high. i've intentionally flirted twice in my life and one was literally just putting my arm around a bird in the back of a car.
>>222429509earth is a sphere
>>222429486yeah main one will get killed surely
>>222429509Why?
gymtoil looms ladspush day today, need to smash it
watching the footy recaps from last night and pundits keep saying we were really good in the second half. don't seem to have any recollection of how we played after about half an hour cos i'd been drinking since 5. real drawback of the games being on that late that.
had a work pub quiz and I helped my team get every question right on flags but I just got rude comments about being autistic from my team
>>222429372sex
>>222429509Its a sphere is it? Oh right, spin it round for us then? Oh yeah, you can't. You fucking mug.
>>222429527For me it's the opposite, I treat men and women the same, joke around with both, I reckon the lack of flirting mode has probably resulted in women not being interested in me.
>>222429568should’ve just let them fail
>>222429486
>>222429533Prove it with personally testable evidence without appealing to images or events from government affiliated organisations
>>222429486Reckon death is too good for some peopleIn a just world they'd be kept alive to be beaten daily until they die of old age
Looking at a facebook group for jobs in the falklands islands, there's so much work going their job market is stronger than ours. Can work as a farmhand on a family farm for 27k p/a. That's better than most office jobs in London
Was supposed to clean the en-suite today wasn't I? But I fucking didn't did I? Who's laughing now?
Downloaded Tim Curry's memoir. Always thought he was based as fuck so hoping it's a good read
>>222429591personally sailed around the whole thing
>>222429568bizarre made up scenario
>>222429568you should be making self-deprecating jokes about your autism anyway
>>222429563they're lying
Reminder.
>>222429585i also treat men and women the same and it's resulted in at least 9 people telling me to stop flirting so hard. usually because the woman i'm talking to has a boyfriend but sometimes because they feel the venue is an inappropriate place to be flirting.
up to +67.5 kg weighted chin-up at 75kg bwnot bad
>>222429563only downside in 2nd half is a real top team would have scored more in the second half. yes the croatian keeper was having a great time but a proper team would have been more clinical and scored at least 1 or 2 more in that period of england pressure.
>>222429636strong boyx
>>222429614dunno m8 i've absolutely smashed it in a few work pub quizzes when there's a flag round thanks to 4chow
>>222429612North to south? That's impressive considering you can't sail through Antarctica
any lads having a wank right now
>>222428393What a shit castle
>>222429486They'll be separated from general prison population. Unless they go to Wakefield in which case they're 100% dead
>>222429593always felt the opposite. always felt the best way t handle child rapists is just to pop them in the head, cremate them and chuck them in the bin, never to be thought about again.
>>222429665no was just thinking about having one though
can't be fucked with the gym anymore, just a waste of time and money if you're not dedicatedfeels amazing not giving a fucking about force feeding yourself chicken breast everyday for a change. Might still work out because it's healthy and leave it at that though
people are saying that the Lib Dems have sweeped the by-election today in a shock yellow sweep
>at 75kg bw
>>222429568went to a pub quiz 10 years ago where they did a costume contest at the end and the winner was in blackface and 2nd place was in an SS uniform kek it was an always sunny quiz
>>222429677Yh I agree with this, probably not really good to indulge in revenge
>>222429690fell for the chicken breast memebet you're done some reddit tier routine as well
>>222429664>can’t sail through antarcticaany evidence for this claim?
>>222429690run. its free and good for you and makes your brain feel good
>>222429568Once got made fun of at work for knowing the capital of Laos and my secret santa got me a world atlas that year
>>222429690try chicken thighs instead.
groovy, baby
>>222429720i do run but i like having a bit of muscle too. might just go back to incel calisthenics in my incel bedroom again
>>222429719It's illegal to try, so no
child rapists kept alive in a permanent state of torture for what feels like thousands of years
>>222429732
>>222429742Sounds pretty incelly that
>>222429742take the garage gym pill lad
>>222429745coward
>>222429732is it Luang Prabangthat name sticks out to me from EU4
>force feeding yourself chicken breast everydayglad I was never a fat mongcan bulk and eat whatever I like and drink loads of full fat milk, its lush
>>222429732lol i've also been on the receiving end of insulting secret santa gifts
>>222429768Vientiane
>>222429795ah ok
>>222429768mate…
you don't need chicken breast eat tofu instead
>>222429732why would you need an atlas if you already knew geography? your secret santa was a mong.
>>222429568if you're a laugh and enjoying yourself there's nothing wrong with going 'don't worry lads i'm really fucking good at flags'. no one ever complains about a teammate being good at a subject that comes up. you were probably a turbo sperg in other ways.
Flyberg flying his stupid cunt face into the window relentlessly yeah mate have another stab at it why don't you
>>222429768>Luang Prabangdid someone drop a pan down the stairs?
>>222429811i dont like tofu that much but i like chicken a lotprefer thigh to breast though
>>222429839scrmfn
can feel a bit of flesh hanging off the inside of my cheek but i cant get it
>>222429785>>222429732ktimgot an insulting secret santa gift one year and it wouldn't have been so bad if not for this fat middle aged woman who was begging it by scream-laughing in my face like a retard after I opened the gifta few days later she was asking me if I felt insulted and offended by the gift, clearly trying to instigate things. Nasty fat cunt
mad how incurious most norms are
>>222429821the lads love flags cuz of fifa. dunno why anyone would act like knowing flags is autistic when all the boys know every flag in fifa.
>>222429629Interesting, I've never had that.
>>222429861I'm guessing you spend all day around the working class by the sounds of it.
Arianatranny is dead
>>222429657only taken 3 years lol progress is becoming incremental, but to be honest my total volume is really low compared to the guys who are really good at pulling
>>222429838makes me laugh how we get a new generation of insects who cannot fathom glass every single year AND THEY NEVER TELL THEIR KIDS ABOUT IT so no one ever figures it out
>>222429690weird and stupid post
>>222429880I moved up north a few years ago and nothing prepared me for how grim the women are up here
Isn't it about time we had 5chan? It's 2026 ffs they need to pull their finger out
>>222429884should've been sad BEFORE 10pm more often
>>222429884who?
>>222429884
>can *frrrt* bulk and *frrrrrt* eat whatever I like *brrrrrp* and drink loads *splsplsplbbbl* of full fat milk, its lush
>>222429860get it lad
>>222429815its meant to take the piss it doesnt need to make sense
Only gone and fallen in love with the chubby girl at toil then haven't I. How on earth does that happen
Still working after being on site all day because the daft bint I delegated a report to has handed in unintelligible gibberish Absolutely fucking fuming
was thinking of a post then got to the computer room and forgot
swedish people be like "hello i am from sveden"
>>222429935yes yes we know you love to impersonate him
>>222429963That sounds like a real big boy job with responsibility. Wtf are you doing on 4chan
in rorke's psyche there is problem
>>222429956screaming i got proper feelings for this girl when i was at uni who during welcome week etc i never even looked at twicelike would say she was in bottom half of girls i'd be interested inbut then circumstances meant we had lunch together a lot and next thing you know this plain jane is suddenly fit afnah not trying to hate on her she's cool just was too autistic in the end
>>222429956Hope you get married and have three sons who are all good at footy
>>222429975>impersonateshe's my friend
mad how peng gherkins are lads i put them in every dinner at the moment cos they make them all better no idea what i was doing before just wasting my time not eating them
>>222429941ROARING
>>222429972Genuinely screaming at this, it's so true. Love observational comedy me.
>>222429861one time i was in the break room and i was sitting on my own and eating my lunch and then i left the break room when i was done eating and before the door had even closed behind me some lad goes "it's a bit fucking weird he comes in and eats his sandwiches and then just leaves innit hahaha" and that really hurt
>>222429963how is that your problem get fim fined
lads actually out here “falling in love” wtf
>>222429742go swimming, you get a bit of muscle in some places gradually and don't break yourself as easily as running
>>222430004You hate him just as much as everyone else does. Half your time here is spent ignoring him
>>222429861She's done you
>>222430032?
>>222430022Well, I mean, birds do it; bees do itEven educated fleas do it
/brit/ dudes will rock a loopwheel tee, samurai jeans and a pair of common projects saying "I dressed myself, look at me I dressed myself"hell no dude. you're dressed by committee!
>>222430042not really she was just a begwanted to fit in with the girlies n that
>>222429993It must be studied. I think it's just because I spend 80% of my day with her >>222429995We are both married to other people :(Men and women shouldn't toil together
>>222430019why don't you chat with them then ?
Has anyone asked the childless incels what they think?
want to eat dua lipa's shit from a dog bowl while she pegs me
>>222430102i was an autistic 18 year old at the time. i hated talking to pretty much anyone that i hadn't known since i was 11. cured my autism by the age of 20 though.
corr size of that la stadium
>>222430073scromutating
What football teams have a style of play that matches the stereotype of the people?
yanks vs aussies tomorrow should be jokes
got my insecure clothes ready for coping through the summer with a skin condition
>>222430114think about what?
>>222430154Germans and the Irish.
>>222429861Kek and years later you're still seething she's absolutely done you
>>222429966i gotta stop doing this/brit/ is always in my headalways thinking "i gotta tell the lads how..."everything that happens to me is framed in terms of what post i will make about it here
>>222430183alright mate you didn't need to reply twice she's not going to shag you lmfao
>>222430191
>>222430191done status: him
>>222430191That's him sent flying
>>222430191Sent that twat into outer orbit
>>222430191put that cunt in the ground
rorke at spoons wondering why there's a muslim dude at the pub
big shout out to Bosnia
>>222430191decimated that freak
>>222430191Holy shit
don't get it
that’s a lot of you’slad must be on cloud nine right now
Rorke listening to Ricky, Steve and Karl on his drive to Lidl
don't worry about it princess
>>222430191idgi
GET ME THE FUCK OFF THIS DISGUSTING MUGGY THIRD WORLD HELLHOLE ISLAND I AM LITERALLY MELTING WHAT IS GOING ON????
It's just depressing seeing American infrastructure and then remembering you live in the UK once the game is over
>support var >fu minghow ling
>>222430191fucking shrieking
wore the same pair of boxers for 2 days award
rorke literally melting and screaming in panic which turns to gurgles as his vocal cords also melt
>>222430299their infrastructure is legit crumbling
>>222430302is that the capital of Laos?
Why does life have to be endless tryingI must be doing it wrong
(Warning: Rorke Abuse)
I'm OBSESSED with celebrtiies
right where's the fucking new I won't ask again
fucking scary when i hold down on a rorke twitter picture to save it and one of the options is to share to teams to my line manager slip of the finger and it could all be over
given up booze, cigarettes, vapes, been dieting well all week, gym every day, running or walking in the morninglast thing to ditch is the nicotine pouches and this website
>>222430299
>>222430366Every British person c.1997 for some reason
Why have all the games been in America?
>illitwould you?
>>222430370No-one leaves and no-one will
>>222430367first time you’ve asked actually you lying worm
>>222430370done all this and no matter how much better my life gets I always end up back here
>>222430366who are your favourites?
>>222430383sweden v tunisia was in monterrey mexico and they have a massive fucking stadium
>>222430418rorke and leftypol
>>222430418alysa liu and ariana grande
>>222430451>>222430451>>222430451
>>222407713>>222407713