the upcoming week's sweltering sleeptoil edish
Used to enjoy replying "done him!!" to every burn but honestly it just gives off neeky loser vibes like you're trying to fit in with the popular lads in class
>>222430462I only do it when the twat deserved it like in the last thread
what is the strategic importance of /brit/?
>>222430462think i just gained a clue
>>222430462ktim I used to bradley everything but I'm a lot more discerning now
>>222430480/cum/ airstrip
>>222430462the doners have been done
kin el lads it's over(it's not actually because my basement flat doesn't get hot but feel sorry for you guys)
my earphones wires are becoming exposed but luckily they will last a while longer because they are attracting a layer of dust which is resealing them
>>222430480honeypot for mi5, gchq, nca and thames valley police. when they come for the neets nobody will hear our screams
Me? Just about to have a nice hot shower.Gotta enjoy the simple things in life x
>>222430462Well, that's them done then.
The Top Gear lads. They've lived good lives haven't they? Full lives. Complete lives.
never been done me
I learnt some more kanji team. Mostly the ones used in the days of the week as well as some directional ones like up, down etc. I learnt 曜 as well which is the character with the most strokes I've learnt so far
>>222430480gherkin archiver
>>222430525circumcised?
>>222430524save it for the funeral
>>222430492kek
might do myself later
>>222430540sing us a song
>>222430480mossad chatroom
>>222430533spats spotted
chatgpt has been a bit sassy lately
Has anyone been to Jeremy Clarkson's pub?
Got the body of a man and the head of a howling, snarling beast.
>>222430549yeah mate what of it
>>222430524Hammond seemed a bit sad towards the end, not his usual self. I think the breakdown of his marriage had quite a toll
why do the scots love boston so much
>>222430581get off that jewish muckdeepseek is better
>>222430512they were planning on pulling the plug long ago but we seem to have piqued their interest
Why does the Swiss coach have so much aura damnnnnnn
95% humidity tomorrow morning
Eating a burrito at a mexican joint with a large coke and watching the world cup in spanish
>>222430585No but I heard he’s dying of cancer so that’s funny LOL
/brit/ gradually making me talk more like a northerner
>>222430590being forced to participate in a jewish blood-humiliation ritual as an infant counts as getting done i reckon
>>222430540I had a labeling problem with Aldi earlier. Can you solve those?
nth for the gyaldem
>>222430540あいつは男
>>222430564https://voca.ro/1bgdM9zO7SCRIt's not the best I made it up on the spot so I didn't have a chance to really think about the lyrics
>>222430634Well that's a rather nasty thing to say but then you are a childless incel.
>>222430651would beat her with a pin
>>222430599Deep seek is actual CCP spyware
>>222430656done that wog
>>222430621might as well rain
there ain't no breast for the dickedfanny don't grow on wees
>Embolo>Dzeko>Modric>RonaldoThis the washed up old man World Cup or what?
Scrollin' through TikTok feelin' envious of all the stories people are sharin'.I missed the fuck out on everything!
the wife
taking a look at the new gta 6 cover artjust breathing it in for a bit
(8) with my brit teaaaaaaamim the leadeeeerrrrrof the brit teaaamand they love meee (8)
>>222430671lol ok mong
>>222430637I wasn't, I was just humoring you hoping you had a good joke lined up
>>222430656But so are you so it’s not really an insult
>>222430648What was the problem?>>222430653いいえ私は女です
>>222430705>no uNice one incel lol
>>222430655Voice of an angel
>>222430702that’s him thoroughly embarrassed
>>222430655fucking howling, you are a wrongun
https://desuarchive.org/int/search/text/steamy/country/Be/page/1/doing a read
>>222430705You sound insulted though
I don't listen to the vocaroos back before I post them if I did I probably wouldn't post them. Best to just do it than ruminate and deliberate on it
toilfus uploaded a selfie in a tight summer dress and corrrr never noticed how curvy she is til now
>>222430724No yes you’re the mega popular shagger that’s why you’re on the loser forum and not in the pub with your mates watching the World Cup
Why is this place a honeypot anyway? 90% of us are normal law abiding citizens with full time jobs and a mortgage, we just come here to post "poo" and other inane shit anonymously
>>222430655terrifying stuff
>>222430741>>222430673>>222430462
Rose streams in an hour
>>222430765post it
Stewart Lee?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CRrTMhAO4ac
>>222430765that photo wasn’t for you bro
>>222430769not going to the pub to watch switzerland vs bosnia you virgin gimp
Legs starting to ache a bit now after runtoil yesterday but it's a nice ache quite pleasant really
>>222430653「あいつ」じゃなくて「こいつ」です>>222430710こりゃ嘘です
>>222430710well she wanted me to go to Aldi to buy sea bass which is a fish but I bought something called basa which is also a fish but not bass, because I thought the Aldi person had done a spelling mistake. it's confusing to have two different fishes named the same when people might want to buy a specific one
222430765We all know you're not going to post it so why are you wasting our time?
>>222430764A man of action
>>222430661she's glaswegian her sister will get to shanking
>>222430803Yes shagger
>>222430770the full source code leaked. it is not a honeypot(honeypot would imply it is hosting something illegal to attract criminals to expose themselves)
>>222430769Yep, that’s the only two type of people. Incels and chads.
drinking some excellent white wine and eating an excellent peach whilst browsing 4chan/int/brit/ forums
Can't find the little exhaust adapter bit for the air con unit so that's not good is itdown to wickes tomorrow to get a replacement
>>222430827i want them to sit on my face
>>222430679uncs last last world tour
>>222430778>erm actually some guy said some shit
Im in the pub but on /brit/ on my phone.
>>222430812ALDI doesn't decide the common names or individual species. Maybe I should suggest switching the to taxonomical names for the fish and meat to avoid confusion going forward
>>222430847Alri James and the Giant Peach lmfao done you freak
I don't understand how I've fallen in love with the married chubby girl at toil.Are we really that weak as a species that we become attracted to people purely through proximity? If a fat abo woman say next to me at toil would I fall in love with her too? Or am I just horny?
>>222430873done him
>>222430873done him!!! haha done him!! hes done!! DONE DONE DONE!!!
>>222430815just thinking out loud lad a lot of people do it in here
>>222430873haha roar bradley i get it
bames and the giant leech
>>222430866they shouldn't sell two that are so similar. now the house smells of fishy smoke too
>>222430832Honeypot was the wrong term, but this place is monitored by MI5 it's hardly a secret
>>222430865shagger by proxy that’s how it works
all done
>>222430873donehim
>>222430873Him status: done
>>222430873Howling made me laugh out loud this one LOL
Been chatting with a bird on OF and she actually seems interested. She's been checking in on me and even gave me a discount. Should I give her my number?
switzerland: watches, toblerone, nazi goldbosnia: don't know anything about them
Do you ever fully recover from being done or is it something that haunts you forever
>>222430922
>>222430885escortmong vibes from this post
>>222430885You should ruin that porker’s life. Get it shagged and tell everyone
>>222430873DONE that freak*puts my hand up for a high five from the popular kids and gets left hanging*
>>222430925I have Swiss ancestry. It's the only significant none British ancestry I have.
>>222430930you're reborn as a new person
right just cried on the phone to mumberg she says you're all jealous
that's the first quarter of the match done
Pausa de hidratación is it
>>222430885>Are we really that weak as a species that we become attracted to people purely through proximity?Yes but not as far as the fat abo. We pick our looksmatch. Unfortunately for me she was married as well.
Lapse of judgement https://desuarchive.org/int/thread/222429067
shawty keep fucking my bones moving too fast boutta break somethin
turned all the comments off on the news stories about that three year old being thrown to the crocodiles so it was obviously an IMMIGRANT
>>222430947*high fives you out of sheer pity, a fate worse than being left to hang*
>>222430946is that a dwarf
>>222430978Banger
>>222430946boring biofem
>>222430996no just short
Ok we can appease the yanks by giving them 4 quarters, but if this """hydration break""" carries on after the world cup then I think that's football done for me
Reckon if I wasn't shy I would have been a popular kid at school instead of that kid reading random manga volumes in the library at lunchtime
>>222430938lmao forgot about him
>>222430946CWLTSHC
Watching a documentary about the Michigan Wog Man. Terrifying stuff.
nigga said biofem
Anyone noticed that people cry more nowadays?Celebrities, footballers, people online.What's happening?
>>222431005*yawns in your face really loudly*
When i was a kid i wanted to play like ronaldo, now ronaldo plays like me
>>222431038Done him
>>222431010So you would have been popular if you were a completely different person?
>>222430885I am surrounded by women at work but only developed feelings for one of them so far, I don't think it's normal to fall for uggos simply through proximity
>>222431026yankificationperformative emotional bollocks
>>222431008the players and advertizers both like it though so i dont think it's gonna go away
>>222431038can smell your tonsil stones you ghoul
parrotstein spamming voice lines
>>222431064thought players said they dont like it because momentum changes
>>222430462>popular lads>4chan
One of my guilty pleasures is seeing TikToks of people sharing how exhausted they feel from working full timeOr memes about getting cooked by school examsI'm a high earning part time toiler and it's a bit of "deserved schadenfreude" for me. I worked hard to get where I am, the toilrunts struggling makes me feel secure.
>>222431071need to push them outintermediate phalanges must be exercised
I make 23k a year and have less than £400 in savings. I’m atleast 10 years older than this cuntWhat’s the point
>>222431109Why don't you just do what he does
>>222431092keeping birds is cruelbut that said, if you could get a parrot to repeat /brit/ memes, that would be mint
downloading pro evolution soccer 2013
Ordered Diet Pepsi and got Diet Coke. I deserve this for being a fatty and getting a take away on a Thursday.
>>222431018?
>>222430885there's a girl who sits near me in toil who is by all accounts very mid and i get intrusive sexual thoughs about her every day
>>222431109sell your holes
>>222431064I start cracking up when I hear "lexus stoppage time". imagine the brass balls on the the salesman selling that to lexus.
OK, “Nigga.”
>>222431109Money doesn't make you happy
right well you can't post that image at all
>>222431141Alright give me all your fucking money now then nigga
Just realised Embolo is only 27
>>222431125My grandparents were into exotic pets in the 60s and 70s, all sorts of birds, some big, and also monkeys
mr hankey the christmas poo
i watched nba and they had adverts playing on free throws
>>222431109how much is that? cash looks like a lot but it's probably less than most people have in their lifetime isa
>>222431154Dropped my wallet the other day and it all blew away
off to the shops anyone want anything
>>222431109It'll be funny when 4 melanin Americans rob him at gunpoint now for his cash
rorke wanking off to a vhs of heavy metal
>>222431092bro got gimmicks
never bought a single thing in my life after being influenced by an advert
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little shit? Ill have you know I graduated top of my class in the SAS, and Ive been involved in numerous secret raids on the IRA, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and Im the top sniper in the entire British armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the UK and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, cunt. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. Youre fucking dead, lad. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and thats just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Royal Marines and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable arse off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little clever comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldnt, you didnt, and now youre paying the price, you bloody idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. Youre fucking dead, laddy.
bob the builder can we fix it
>happygrow up
>>222431179box of goon please lad
>>222431160any injuns?
>>222431179Thas new rorke
>>222431191The easiest people to fool are those who believe they cannot be fooled - Anon 2026
don't think that glesga will be returning, ever.
hat how fickle people.can be
>>222431222can someone fact check this one?
>>222431193Nice /brit/ish conversion
might have a wanksteinmight make myself ejaculateberg
missing my wife (she doesn’t exist)
>>222431245You have a stroke while typing that, big fella?
>>222431262grim
my heart’s a stereo
"Won't get fooled again." - the Rolling Stones
my life a gay porn
>>222431193classic
>>222431290s
screaming
nipping out to the shadow realmanyone need anything?
>>222431285can someone fact check this one?
My arse is a tumble dryer
might goonblatt
Just finished reading the count of monte cristoThat nigga is braaaaaaaaaaazy
not watching that
this is a serious thread take it seriously
You just keep posting the same stuff over and over. I think I'm finally done with this place.
my life gay porn
>>222431299errr uhhhh errrr what they got?
>>222431295reckon he probably was yeah
Kek Andy Burnham saying he'll stick to Rachel Reeves fiscal rules and when asked what they were he didn't have a clue.Our next PM everybody
>>222431295what a rotten way to die
Felt like hernan cotes just then watching soccer with the mexicans on their lunchbreak They kept stealing glances at me and my piercing blue eyes
torment difficulty malkuth all racist team no prophets any%
a poo called gay porn
raping my dryer arse at 60rpm
>>222431320that’s all conversation is mate it’s all repetition
>>222431295>factory>chinese lettersgonna be a no from me dawg
>>222431320my life a gay porn
>>222431285That's Green Day
my watch always tells me i had a stressful time after i do a long drive
going out with friendbergs on saturdaywonder if i'll shag
>>222431354s
black pussy changed gay porn
>>222431295grim F
>>222431364some cheap bollocks made in china knows you better than yourself does it
>>222431332fucking hate this boring ahh raid
>>222431380ssreaming
hate my fellow motorists so much its unreal
>>222431366your friends or someone new?Go to a proper pub not some poncey bar
>>222431366will be sabotaging you by pricking my little voodoo doll of you all saturday night
>>222431366Confucius say; Man on chan end the night with wee wee in hand
COME ON BOSNIASUPPORT WHITE TEAMS ONLY
>>222431410s
>>222431410roar
hangover wanks are great anyway
piss screaming
>>222431409why would you do this to me
>>222431393yeah it does
>>222431424>s*rbs>wh*te
>In a shock announcement posted on his Bluesky account, Rory Stewart announces a return to politics. The podcaster and ex-Tory MP has his sights on Labour leadership. Can he fulfil his dreams of being PM despite going up against the mercurial Andy Burnham? The 53 year old had previously stated he expected to die a heroic death in his 30s.
>built like a Russian leviathan >loses fight to 130 lb irish dwarfWhy russian like that
my life a gay porn -aristotle
>>222431366do it women are crying out to be shagged anon
>>222431446nuff said
>Apple (2007)>Amazon (2009)>Bitcoin (2010)>Tesla (2010)>Netflix (2010)>Ethereum (2015)>Shopify (2015)>NFTs (2017)>Zoom (2019)>Solana (2020)>NIO (2020)>GameStop (2021)>Dogecoin (2021)>NFTs (2021)>Coinbase (2021)>Nvidia (2023)>AMD (2022)>Palantir (2023)>Rolls-Royce (2023)>Hut 8 (2024)>SpaceX (2026)How many of these once in a lifetime financial windfalls did you catch?You spend all day everyday on the computer, surely you caught a couple?
Think I'm gonna take that lads advice and wean off the hardcore porn to softcoreMaybe that japanese gravure
>>222431447serbs are based and whitebosniaks are cringe, mudslime and jewish
>>222431468>buy me shit
mario if he gay porn: it's a me gay porn
>>222431504s
what that gay couple done to that baby in the news is one of the most evil demonic things ive heard about
Sir Gay Porn Sex Arse
>>222431439*squeezes your little head*
luigi sex arse
>>222431484btc, gamestop, nvidia, and now intel
>>222431504super mario 64 falling scream
>>222431517What has them being gay got to do with it
>>222431517you seem like you're trying to hard. probably a nonce in hiding.
>>222431517What'd they do?
>>222431517Phoning the police for this non crime hate incident of a post
>demonicweird how often this word is used online nowadays
>>222431457By Jove, it's Achilles!
love when girls are just the right level of chubby. like mei from overwatch-level. i like a woman you can grab onto something
demonic
>>222431517why is it always gays and trannies
>>222431565rorkes love pretending to be christian these days
Anyone else get that thing where they tan a bottle of wine and are then screaming out their arse afterwards?
>>222431538alri warren
FUCK my cock is Pulsating
>>222431577Can’t grab on to a computer game character, son. Just 1s and 0s.
I have just done a #lifechangingpoo
>>222431484>once in a lifetime>20+ of them
Being a well-groomed young white man with a friendly face really is life on easy mode. Seems like everyone is happy to see me
The old crusty looking faggot couple adopted a boy and bummed it again did they
would be cool if demons are real tbf
which of my posts would you say is your personal favourite?
>>222431616not what i meant you insinuous little toad
>>222431618gp
>>222431639this one>>222431855
>>222431639>>222431290
'mon then ye soft southern poofs
Thankfully no heterosexual couple have ever abused a child.
>>222431631are beauiful wesern culcha that the moslims and chinese want to take away from us!
cute berg in need
It USA250 x
>>222431636you think they're not?huh... take a look around...
my hairline a gay porn
posting my f*cking arse off over here
>>222431664this but unironicallyif you abuse children you're gay or secretly gay
>>222431627*Karmelo Anthony blocks your path*
>>222430462I do it even if it sounds like something a snivelling little toad would say to gain approval. Cos it's funny innit
sex with supergirl
>>222431681HP Lovecraft ahh name
>>222431686well i wish we could blame our problems on extra-dimensional monsters but i think human beings are just a bit shit tbhwyml
russia banned americans from adopting children from there because all americans are gay and rape children
>And whats worse is, I was the only one dressed with any semblance of class, I had a freshly steamed light blue button down oxford shirt, quality grey chinos and my brogues on paired with sunglasses
*flies through the Gay Porn Zone at 5 mph*
>>222431664Of course abuse is rampant in adoption schemes. Who else wants to adopt more so than pedophiles trying to get children into their grubby hands? The point isn't that gay men do you too, it's that gay men do it more per capita I would assume given how many stories involving molested adopted children involve gay male couples.
>>222431646Just being cheeky, babes. Lighten up x
>>222431723reckless speeds
slugs getting riled up
SEX 73: RIPPED CONDOMS
>>222431748*fucks your arse at 2711111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111 mph*
>>222431294>>222431370>>222431426>>222431515That's it. I've had enough of you doing this. pack it in
>>222431760uuh~!
>>222431762s
>>222431751https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CkHdBf-8PZE
>>222431768um x
>>222431723*gets into a fender bender*
If your reaction to children being raped is to circle the wagons and create a defensive argument for whichever sexuality you belong to, you're missing the point. Straight people don't immediately start defending heterosexuality when some straight guy rapes a little girl.
90% of posts in these threads over the last 10 years are the same shit repeated over and overwe're all fucking braindead here and it's funny we've been saying how dumb zoomers are with tiktok and shit but we spend our days postingpoobradleydone himgay porn danceslugsraping my own arserorkeleftypoletcetc
>>222431754OH SHUT UP YOU RAPED BAME
>>222431784heh
>>222431784Best pun I’ll see all day. Great job.
poobradleydone himgay porn danceslugsraping my own arserorkeleftypol
>>222431764
poo bradley
poo bradley just done him with a gay porn dance while raping my own arse, leftypol and rorke in shokc
>>222431788i hate fags sometimes to some extent but that's a shitty argument for reasons that are hopefully obvious
>>222431776not even funny anymore. not that it ever was. piss off
raping my gay porn slug
>>222431789it’s ironic bro get with the programme
ALL ABOARD THE DOGSHIT ZINGER EXPRESS!
raping my own rorkey arse
just spawned in at thunder bluff ladsabout to head to undercity for some questules
slugging a poo
going to /brit/ meetup and someone says something funny and everyone starts saying s
>>222431826s
>>222431843>>222431843
>>222431852Think that was the snake meet up you must’ve been at
>>222431517Homos need to be beaten
Hey BRITizens!Long time lurker first time poster here. What does s mean and who is rorke?
>>222431840but we're already in /brit/
>>222431405Seen a lot of road rage recently. I think the heat is making people angier than usual. Another heatwave next week too. Corr.
>>222431489They look so soft... Great choice.
>>222431789I never post any of these and I wish the braindead retards who do would stop
>>222430451do you guys have dual hose portable ACs over there? or just the single hose good for nothing ones
>>222432243Nobody here has AC
