>>222431843
there's only one kind of seal
poo seal

>>222431843
FUCKING SSSSSSSSSSSS

yes mate wasted a decade on this site it was just a laugh just ironic init

mad how you can completely avoid getting done is posting a neekpost at 310
shouldn't be allowed, ask me

give me a new gimmick to run into the ground please

>>222431886
Ktim

My new gimmick is not replying to yanks or acknowledging their existence in any way.

New Royal Marines advert is pretty cool the goyim are gonna love that

SEX 74: TRAIN SEX

>>222431893
screaming out my arse

>>222431886
here's to another decade!

Hisses in Arabic

Scotland match is on too late for Diego to commentate on it tomorrow

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trillions of dollars and decades of research and cancer still isn't curable

gfberg has cleared the way for shagtoil tomorrow
she's on heat as it were

drinking gay porn water

Sir Poo Porn

I've been here since 2007. Next year will by 20th anniversary since joining as a young /b/tard in my first year of university.

I have utterly and thoroughly wasted my life.

>>222431944
screee-min at this so i am

Eternally yours

>>222431944
aspirin nyyguh

>>222431950
>translation
>I brought some more lube, so I'm gonna spend tomorrow wanking my brains out

Nietzsche spoke of this

weeeeee've got gay porn
(WHO)
super gay porn
i just dont think you understand
porn's better with a man
big willies we will scran
we've got super gay porn

>>222431944
when you understand what cancer is you'll realise that 99% of the time it's just dying of old age
yes kids get leukemia and people get unluckly with early cancer but most of the time it's just the inability of the body to repair itself due to aging

Was chatting to a guy the other week and he was seriously impressing me, talking about his job, hobbies that’s kind of thing. Seemed like a good lad. Turns out he was making it all up and has a history of that kind of thing.
Did I meet Rorke?

>>222431993
Thank you Dr Rorke

watched war (2002)
good film
there's a british character, he's a cuck faggot but a good guy

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watching this and your man on the right having a cheeky ciggy at five and a half thousand metres
nepalis are mental

>>222432028
Thought the tent was a patch of diarrhoea from the thumbnail

>>222432019
mental someone sat down and decided to create this image and thought it was good enough to share with the world via the internet

we all ready for wow classic+

Out the shower and cooling down nows x

Garn cook a few burgers in the air fryer soon x

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>>222432052

>>222432060
'salri

Flossing your teeth is so simple yet so many people don't do it.

>>222432060
Could say similar about your post. The drawing is far more entertaining.

>>222432067
UM

>>222432070
don't wanna do it when I already brush

did 28 bw pull-ups today, after 5 sets of near bodyweight chin-ups
my body is ready to walk around somewhere as desolate as redcar and listen to unwound

>>222432070
Flossing? There’s people out there that don’t know the difference between men and women.

>>222432067
um this is me

it lush

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why you try to revive blueberry memes, who are you

Sorry didn't realise this was /blog/

Black pussy UPDATED rorke

>>222432117
*near +bodyweight
lol

cringing at the memory of a social interaction from over a year ago

piccolissimo

Baws, knee, AHH!

planned a day trip to Oxford tomorrow but now it's the night before im sat here wondering why i did that when i'd rather sit in my smelly bedroom all day

>>222432134
just watch the film rorke, you'll like it

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Give it to me straight lads

Is restore winning makefield?

Snakes on a Plane was a funny film

I also like the aching feeling as my gums bleed after flossing. Very comfy and enjoyable type of pain

head, shoulders, knees and gay porn

dont reply to him

>>222432163
Can’t only give it to you bent, I’m afraid.

Oooooh no love, I shouldn’t think so. Fancy a bunch, tho? x

My current wanks are about me getting stuck in places and some cute slim Asian girl grabs my hands and struggles to pull me free.
I'm not sure how I ended up here but there you have it
What are your current kinks?

>>222432127
catberg used to lie like this as a kitten until it learnt that is not the correct way for cats to lie down

>>222432160
no point going out on your own it's shite

>>222432204
Married woman being forceful at work, in public.

mummaduppa ionea tingpon chickenbasket business idea chicken basket iys basketbakk with fried chicjen

>>222432160
go out and do it mate you'll kick yourself if you don't x

>>222432127
Leave him alone, he's had a tough day

>>222432252
i'll be going, i just cba right now

playing some chickenball

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bad girl

>>222432214
first we yam

>>222432163
>Polling at 3% nationally
OH NO NO NO NO

I know he ended up being a baddy, but I liked Benny the taxi driver from Total Recall. Would like a pal like him, well, once that wasn’t secretly working for Cohaagen the whole time I mean

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lads
Barbara Windsor is dead

thinking about thick veiny jungle BBC

bum

>>222432200
Screeeeeeching

>>222432341
Thought this was one of those posts where people claim a famous person died so that everyone checks the news to confirm it but she actually died 6 years ago

>>222432346
could've just posted a dot, we can tell by your flag you're thinking about black men in some capacity

>>222432163
Yes. Restore is going to win. Britain is saved.

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On holiday and just seen rorke crawling up the wall

mad how it changed him

>>222432346
get a clue man
imagine your da saw this

>>222432341
You know, even though she was know for her massive tits, I only ever wanked to her arse in that scene from Carry On Abroad (I think) were you see her bare cheeks.

>>222432127
okay so this is adorable innit?

>>222432337
i'm sure i've no idea what you're talking about. haven't seen total recall, you see

>>222432371
the man himself

>>222432371
why hasn't your flag changed

Absolute state of Shitzerland boring boring BORING

>>222432404
Alri Columbo

we don’t need any more northern social media vloggers ‘mooching’ about eating ‘scran’ with massively exaggerated accents thank you

whitney houston denied smoking crack and instead smoked "freebase cocaine" which is apparently very similar but not quite the same thing

on holiday in cornwall currently

>>222432414
hate that yorkshire bloke who makes sandwiches and massively hams up his annoying accent
poo-uerk

>>222432214
why does he like corn so much

>>222432416
a literal millionaire but as she was black, simply must smoke crack
fascinating

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I hate this town. It’s too filled with memories I’d rather forget. I go to ALDI every day, hang out with my colleagues, and then I go home. There’s no place I’d rather not go ever again. I wonder if anything will ever change? Will that day ever come

northern english people are more similar to the scots

I'm here in rorke's gaff to try the much-famed poo barm

Sitting on the beach on Mars, lads. Bit chilly

I'm from a place that is commonly voted to have one of the worst accents yet because I was raised by a nanberg who is a stickler for correct pronunciation and diction I've often been complimented for my voice.

>>222432443
shut up

>>222432457
birmingham, is it

>>222432442
It'll change when you begin applying for graduate jobs, then you'll look back on these days with happiness when you eventually move

>>222432443
just stfu

need to cut out the vellos making me feel like shit

>>222432468
close

>>222432477
Cockmogs me

Realised I have a "tic" where I do a Yorkshire accent sometimes

>>222432442
caerdydd calls lass

>>222432477
Kahteem

>>222432439
she denied smoking crack because in her own words she had plenty of money and crack is for poor people

brown girl tights

i saw the CRACK "peter"

rorke changing a little too much and hitting the pipe

>>222432530
lois before going into rehab

im going to sing cher lloyd by cher lloyd

had a mental gf in uni who wouldn't leave my arse alone, once said she'd love to have a cock so she could fuck my arse
wonder if she currently has a bloke that she pegs now

Off to drown a couple of darkies in the swimming pool

brown girl shites

Tonight Kat I'm going to be Garry Glitter

>Scotland has 93 inhabited offshore islands with a total population of 103,700, representing approximately 2% of Scotland's total population
mad and mental

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>>222432570
do you wanna be in my gang my gang

CUHRAAAAIG DAAAAAAAVID

just what the hell do you think you're doing

rorke eating daves hot chicken and dying

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ADHD lass said she "doesn't want to talk right now" because she's "not in the right frame of mind". Does this mean I'm cooked lads? I've tried my best to not be too autistic. Maybe she's just having a bad day.

so many fit girls in madrid man
hard not to wank all day

this serum I got to treat my skin doesn't half sting when I put it on

We’ve all got a little bit of Gary Glitter in us.

>>222432617
tell that bitch
>get over here and suck on this hog, bitch
that'll do her

Perfectly satisfying plop there, lads. Wish you could’ve heard, seen and smelled it x

>>222432626
that means it's working

>>222432562
Probably not, they usually only experiment into their early 20s
Like my ex was 19 when I had regular anal with her and I asked recently if she has it with her current husband and she looked disgusted

would be interested in trying psychadelics but i have too many repressed emotions id probably have a bad trip

Rubbing deep heat on my balls and smashing them with a hammer

>>222432617
you should definitely message her over and over and over again about it and get all whiney and clingy and keep asking what you've done wrong

My least rorkeish opinion is that I prefer art like Picassos to boring paintings of fields or whatever.

>>222432635
did such a fat shit the other day I was leaking a little precum

Hello female that I used to shag, does your husband stick his cock up your arse

>>222432294
just realised a colleague at toil looks surprisingly like her except a bit fatter

>>222432617
Ignore her and when she finally gets back to you say can you speak to her later as you’re out with “some people” right now but hope she’s doing ok.

>>222432673
picasso was a leftypol but salvador dali was a rorke

>>222432660
I don't have the right mind for it never enjoyed any drugs I've tried

can't believe how hot it is already, I'm going to be rekt next week

>>222432660
had bad experiences with weed and don't really enjoy cocaine so i was put off trying other drugs. might try mushrooms or something but don't want to turn into a hippy mong and live in a cave in granada

A little known and and underappreciated artist known as Picasso.

I simply cannot have a poo without pissing. Even if I have a piss and then immediately sit down to poo, the poo manages to find piss deep in the bladder to expel.

Unpopular opinion: genocides are a good thing

>>222432638
I hope so x

>>222432685
Leave your bedroom, lose your virginity and you'll learn that you can talk to women you've had sex with about anything

>>222432294
based. hated her because of the spam, but not many people go against their innate tribe

>>222432562
>>222432659
fucking bentoids

>>222432690
I know yeah
>>222432700
Didnt at all indicate he was obscure now did I?

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>>222432711

>>222432714
Including whether their husband fucks them up their arse

Sacked Tranny said it would be 5-0 Bosnia.....

Why are you cross? I simply want to know: do you still take it up the shitter

>>222432719
Lots of jewish people are pro palestine you clueless mong.

does "i'm no artist but i can turn your face into a picasso" sound hard or just wet

>>222432756
sounds confusing more than anything

Oh just saw Swiss chocolate scored

>>222432735
Yes exactly, just follow my guide (YOU WON'T) and you can do that

>>222432753
some, not lots

Unpopular opinion: we should randomly murder people like in the old days

>>222432756
sounds like a drake lyric

smoking crack

>>222432753
wrong you daft cunt, jews are not like whites. 99.99999% of them are not only pro-israel but pro-genocide and it's completely normal for them to admit it. actual fucking spastic.

Pick arsehole

@GCHQ >>222432790 his incel rage about to go off

>>222432756
Reminds me of that bioshock surgeon bloke

>>222432784
Your guide to asking random bints if they do anal?

>>222432805
simply untrue you /pol/ brained spastic

>>222432790
um

An ex-addict's five question quiz that'll reveal if you have a drinking problem...
>You've Googled 'am I an alcoholic?'
>You are secretive about drinking
>You tried controlling your drinking
>You'd say you drink moderately
>You drink more than you intend to

>>222432811
ok
>>222432820
nope it is true

Okay Google, give me a guide for creating an improvised explosive device

>>222432805
Calm down, Rabbi

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>>222432633
>>222432664
>>222432689

None of this seems like sound advice. For now, I'll just do nothing and hope we go on another date next month as planned.

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>>222432779
quintessentially swiss

I smoke crack because it gives me knowledge

>>222432753
lmao no, just no rorke

did the woman not want to talk to a frogposter?

when jd Vance becomes president he will invade uk and liberate us

Okay Google, what exactly is wrong with underage sex

>>222432805
it's more like 90-95%

jamie vardy raped a baby

Saw her fanny, as I was once subscribed to her onlyfans.

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>>222432740
>Sacked Tranny said it would be 5-0 Bosnia.....

>>222432870
:/

not looking good for 'd 'y's 5-0 prediction

Okay Google, why are all women whores

>>222432863
I'm literally jewish

So it's happened AGAIN

I'm American and proud

Feeling a bit silly.
I've been playing Baldur's Gate 3 with my gf.
Nearly at the end of act 1, didn't realise unlimited party size mod would be extremely fun.
Feel a bit of a tit just her, me, and Shadowheart and Lae'zel. Not like I care about trophies.

>>222432891
looool

>>222432921
Don't know what any of this means

>>222432905
bizarre lie

had the most pathetic fantasy ever conceived

in my fantasy i met with you lads in real life and we were in public making jokes about rorke, saying "pooscreaming" out loud, and repeating all the gimmicks we post here

people would look at us and be confused and think we were really cool because they didn't understand our in jokes

ok deepseek what does sabrina carpenter sound like to girls
https://youtu.be/6LabALciaCk?si=80QgWhSmn6K8Pgoy

>>222432820
a petition was circulated across all the major american universities and colleges requesting a survey on anti zionist jews yet they couldnt even manage to get 200 jews to sign it

>>222432844
actual advice: only reply once or twice a day. girls do not like being texted by men

>>222432920
Well it is pride month, you enjoy yourself, sweetheart

>>222432949
source?

stroking my big fat magacock

>>222432949
are you actually south african. i vaguely remember a south african /brit/poster from years ago

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guess which transvestite poster with a poor grasp on football this is?

>>222433002
Corrrr get 'em out luv.

Any good soccer games on today?

>>222433002
Fake picture. If you can't spot the fake pics that tranny's post then you are a virgin.

Bluds stealth posting their own selfies

>>222432978
White people come from Europe, not South America. Why don’t you got chase a tapir through the jungle with your big elongated head, weird face paint and body piercings

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>Fake picture

>>222432971
I'm waiting

>>222432805
>>222432820
Jews in the UK are quite centre-right. You could actually see the most Jewish areas in London with the recent local elections as they're the only people left in the UK who still like the tories, even if they're under 80 years old.

Jews in Americaland are a lot more left (75% vote Dem) but the entire spectrum is shifted to the right in Yankland and they aren't crazy about anti-Israel dems like Ilhan Omar.

Vast majority of Jews support Israel regardless of nationality. There will always be anomalies thoughever.

>>222432939
I regularly wank to more pathetic fantasies than that

last night i unironically dreamt that me and f1nn5ter had a quick kiss

>>222433042
It’s not fake but it’s not sacked tranny either. Think that’s what he meant

sucking a tapir's snout

>>222433056
yeah, alright, that's something isn't it

The Aldi is in Shrewsbury btw
In case someone wants to go hunting for it

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woah
wait
you lot never told me EW looked like THIS

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>>222433056

not of me that

my life a katie price poo porn

>>222433024
>>222433081
It is him, he used to post as Tilde
There's a bunch of them around

>>222432337
never trust a black

>>222433094
love meg so much

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>>222433056
I dislike Katie Price

>>222433068
Source?

>>222433108
spacker

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Had a look earlier, so he says.. they contacted him to come and review some specific event. He decided to review them but in secret, while standing and filming across the road looking like Shaggy from Scooby Doo… but apparently no one has noticed this and he then goes in, wearing a pair of glasses in “disguise”.people in comments saying you were recognised immediately. You can see the waiter clock him when he approaches them at the table. Gaz is in the comments saying they didn’t recognise him and he was sat with his back to the bar. Some commented saying if they didn’t know it was him in his Clark Kent disguise, , they couldn’t have failed to notice the camera man… think he said in reply, they are hoping to get those glasses to film,( you know them recording glasses creepy people have… )

lol did someone lose money betting on my prediction by any chance

need a BPD gf who will threaten to kill herself if i leave her

Dunno what’s worse, the poo poo or them haggard tits. Well, the shite obviously, but those are some awful fucking bolt ons

>World Cup Final: 7/19
>The Odyssey release date: 7/17
>The Odyssey is about a man coming home

makes you think.

>>222433135
The fame has really gone to his head, his reviews over the past 6 months have been fucking shit

>>222433135
ok

did this gimp posting with a spanish flag just blow in from britpol a few months ago then

>>222433146
laughing imagining you genuinely considering this and coming to that conclusion as you type out the post

gary eats raped me in the toilets at paddington station

going to move to the uk to become a food reviewer and do soyface thumbnails of my head next to a big fish n chips or whatever pakislop of the month

i bet the italians are feeling pretty silly right now

rorke easily defeated by being asked to evidence the shit he says

>>222433193
screaming at this

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Guess who

>>222433189
doubt that

Woaaaah. Woaaaah.

>>222433126
https://www.jpr.org.uk/insights/how-british-jews-vote-and-why-they-vote-way

https://www.associationforjewishstudies.org/podcasts/why-most-american-jews-are-democrats-transcript

https://www.jpr.org.uk/insights/what-exactly-jewish-majority-view-israel

>>222433156
would like to watch the odyssey in the cinema but I'm too autistic to go alone so will have to wait for it to be online

katie price poo pic

>>222433198
Fit as fuck

>>222433199
we know you did it gary

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The lads

>>222433199
fuck off gary eats
you gave my boyhole a 6 and said you wish you hadn't given it a go

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>>222433193
late to the game i'm afraid

>>222433198
an old school /britfeel/er

Pooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>222433212
>>222433227
outrageous, slanderous lies.

>>222433156
bruv's doing the yank date format :skullface:

ffs i want opioids again
i'm going to end up having to chuck my stash just to try and stop myself

>>222433223
Le Males

im going to sing cher lloyd

>>222433223
my favourite pink floyd album

AIDS?!

test

also kurva anyátok

>>222433193
There's already some fat bastard Yank who does that called Kalani Ghost Hunter

>>222432950

Honestly, I get this. Even I don't like being constantly messaged and we done that a little too much yesterday.

>>222433108
https://voca.ro/16yXeX5uXsOq

>>222433232
sir teeth whitener

switzerland suck omds

>>222433264
my dad is fucking obsessed with this mong

do indians argue a lot or do they just shout all the time because I live with 7 indians in a houseshare and they're constantly shouting and I can't tell if they're angry

>>222433169
That indeed was my thought process but it took less than a second in reality. Bit silly of me

Also, never immediately reply to a woman or pick up the first time she calls.

>>222433283
fake country for jews to hide money

>>222433193
americans on tiktok regularly get millions of views by going
>wait... salt and pepper chicken? do brits really think putting salt and pepper on chicken is real chinese food???
>ordering "a chinese" or "an indian" sounds like you're buying a slave wtf is wrong with brits
then they rake in all the cash from us getting upset about it and repeat 6 months later

>>222433201
>76% ‘strongly’ or ‘somewhat’ disapprove of Netanyahu; 74% think he prioritises his own personal interests over those of the State of Israel as a whole.
>62% feel the Israeli government hasn’t done enough to secure the release of the hostages, 52% feel it hasn’t done enough to provide humanitarian aid to Gazans, and 74% see Israel’s overall situation as ‘bad’ or ‘very bad’.
that doesn't look like the vast majority support israel to me

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>I live with 7 indians in a houseshare

>>222433303
used to be good though

lol how did he give that

>>222433295
>I live with 7 indians in a houseshare
Wouldn't wish this on my worst enemy

>>222433272
you also need to have cooldowns. if you have a date and everything goes great and she's happy, don't message her the next day. dealing with women is a whole game. you'll learn

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>I live with 7 indians in a houseshare

went to england once and was told there were "no-go zones" for yanks and it soured the whole experience just felt unwelcome the whole time

>>222433295
are you fr?
are you english? you live in a hmo with indians?

>>222433325
it's alright but the one I share a room with is a bit loud and smelly

>>222433295
imagine the smell

Fuck sake, stopped watching about 20 minutes in to the second half.