the raccoon edish
>>222433423Mid
total simp death
>>222433423Top
still giggling about the lad who lives in a hmo with 7 indians
>>222433423sex SEX
We need foxes
When you feel my heat, look into my eyes, it's where my demons hide. Don't get too close, it's dark inside, it's where my demons hide.
telegram
>>222433467Wonder if the guy who lives with a Nigerian is here
>>222433467>haha hey everyone remember that post from 2 minutes ago what a good laugh eh let's keep it going
>>222433491um
7 indian blokes hit the town. meanwhile back at benchod HQ there's an incel on the loose online!
>>222433491So many wretched things happen on that app
most israelis are more extreme than bibi
>>222433454saw this webm when I woke up this morningnow I'm going to sleep after seeing the webm again!
>>222433494I do want to keep it goingI was sad he didn't save it for the new
>>222433390okbut there are another 2 paragraphs of statistics after the one i quoted, none of which have a "vast" majority either way except>90% think Iran represents a threat to Israel’s existencewhich neither discloses support nor opposition to israels policiespoint being>Vast majority of Jews support Israel regardless of nationalityis an untrue statement according to your source
>>222433454State of his hair
screaming at that cunt living with 7 indiansthey're all having curries and shit for breakfast and he's like right where's the cornflakes
>>222433472They’re smart to agree with getting rid of that class of vermin. Good for them, wish we’d do similar.
total Alysa love
completely naked got my little willy out
>>222433503honestly dunno why it isn’t banned literally seems to be used exclusively by terrorists and pedos
>>222433526gp
>>222433454rorke mate...
>because I live with 7 indians in a houseshare
There he isThere he fucking is
Please make Reform win the Makefield by-election, it'd be so funny.
>>222433527hope it doesn't fall off
Asked the wife what she wanted for tea and she she said steak and chips
Right so I was just stroking my bumhole through my pants and now my willy's gone all hardWhat's that about?
>>222433500*the shadow of a rat-like grotesque hunched man is shown as he sniggers and snorts while tapping away furiously at his computer*
>>222433558You don't have a wife piehead
>>222433558Did you also ask her when she plans on cooking it
>>222433472very convenient opinion that means you can simply ignore all polling and quantative evidence because you already know what they all think
this was her only interesting videohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aWqClk96aw0the rest is mind-numbingly dull
>>222433517the bloke I share a room with mostly eats food from the restaurant he works at and he's there 7 days a week
>>222433558At five past ten?
>>222433566I cooked it this time
>>222433569ok
i live in a deflated bouncy castle in my mum's back garden and every night my four strong brothers come out and strike me with sticks of bamboo
Bradley Walsh just won in Brakerfield bry-ebrection
>>222433569bit like this post really
Ergo vis-a-vis concordantly
>>222433563And you’re not a woman. If you’re going to play pretend then you need to let others do too
>>222433570what city is this
>>222433576Burnt, as usual
>>222433515
There's a man I meetWalks up our streetHe lives in a hmoWith 7 indians
>>222433570>I share a room withNobody shares rooms in the UK
>>222433574This was about an hour ago. England game last night has put us off schedule
>>222433595southall
love it when some cunt posts the most boring shite imaginable about someone/a topic that nobody cares about or even knows
>>222433569>her
pooby granger
>>222433586Tu quoque
HERE WE GO!!!
is it possible to have housemates and smoke weed without being hated
>>222433615he actually looks like keir starmer in a parody porno
>>222433539Too much internet privacy is honestly bad Obviously so is data collection, but we also need to know who terrorists/pedos are
>>222433454reckon this lad posts here and seethes when people post about the football
>>222433600i found it on spareroom
>>222433570You share a fucking room? How poor are you?
"And who are you?" The landlord said"That I must bow so low"
EW got face on because someone else posted with a name
Need to taste Emma Watson’s ringpiece. Just get my tongue up there and lick it clean.
>>222433615Hope restore get just enough to cost reform the election lol
the vast majority of jews support israel and its genocide whilst also supporting mass immigration into the west. personally don't care about immigration that much. but jews are vile hypocrites who should be culturally genocided by destroying the religion and identity
anyone want to cuddle?
>>222433620Had a leftymong Scottish housemate once who used to smoke weed and would just do it in the garden, didn't bother me and I hate the smell of weed.
mental that i love big flabby arseholes but ill never be able to stick my willy in one
i dont understand why makerfield is so importantrandom postcode in manchester nobody gives a fuck aboutwhy should i care again?
>>222433628i think people like that have the wrong kind of autism for 4chan
19 fucking degrees right now at 10pmrape my arse into pieces
We've heard about asylum seekers, but what about attention seekers
might get the asmr on, kinda feels like having a gfx
Widow, 72, faces homelessness after eviction notice, says she thinks she'll be homeless by next week and claims she's had no support.Pensioner Susan Monks, 72, from Wrexham, has been served notice to vacate her privately-rented Falcon Road home by Thursday, June 25.She says she has pleaded with Wrexham council to assist her in securing suitable social housing as a vulnerable person, but claims that with just one week remaining the authority has yet to offer her a single property."I'm 72 and in very poor health," she said. "I've been on to the council and they keep saying that I won't be here by next Thursday, that it will be sorted."They keep saying they're looking, but they've not actually come back with any suggestions. They've offered me no support. I've tried everything and now I've only got a few days before I have to leave my property and I'm really worried."Mrs Monks says she suffers from a range of health conditions including diabetes, asthma, COPD and heart and spinal problems, and wants reassurance that she will have somewhere to live after next week."I was going up to the housing department every day at one point," she said. "Then I was phoning every day. A fortnight ago I went up again. I took the eviction notice and a lady there said to me: 'There's no need to keep coming up here and phoning.'"They just don't seem to care. They've had letters from my social worker, they've had letters from my mental health team. I've had fantastic support from elsewhere. It's just the council. Come Thursday that will be it. I'll be out with nowhere to go."Councillor Terry Evans, Wrexham Council's lead member for housing, said that his department did all it could to support people in acute need."It's very difficult for us to comment on individual cases due to legalities," he said. "However, we do provide support and advice to anyone concerned about losing their home or becoming homeless, and we do a huge amount of work to help people in this situation.
>>222433620it is allegedly less smelly if you get one of those vaporiser things
>>222433623scrkeir and volodymyr gay porn
>>222433650Depends. You one of them wee cute lads that dresses up like a lady? If so then yes please x
>>222433624idiotic post
>>222433639Your posts add nothing to this general. Leave.
>>222433671I've never experienced 'tingles' from asmr but watch it for the same thing, it's a gf simulator.
think I’ll probably go insane if Reform don’t win the next general election.
>>222433660because it lets the lesbian looking man attack the other lesbian looking man in parliament
>>222433660If Burnham wins he'll mount a leadership challenge
just copy and paste the whole dictionary next time why don't you
>>22243366722 here mate
>>222433667not going to get much cooler unfortunately
Exit poll says total Jeb victory
>>222433668what about job seekers?
>>222433660becuse if labour wins, that means andy burnham is back in parliament meaning he can and most likely will launch a leadership challenge against sir poo barmer
>>222433680Do one faggot
>>222433701let's goooooo
>>222433701>Labor
>>222433671if you do, please link the videoit's nice to know that someone in /brit/ is watching the same asmr lady as me
>>222433680Emmayank is a king around here. Fuck off yourself if you don’t like it
>>222433687>>222433706and what? what does any of this shit lead to?
>get a bad ear infection from kayaking 6 years ago>still get sporadic ear infections >ear will often itch intensely or hurt for a few daysNot a fan of this
>>222433705There are buildings for those lot
My nan's crush was Sean ConneryMy mum's is/was Patrick SwayzeMy sister's is Ed Sheeran
>>222433649>personally don't care about immigration that much.yeah because you're literally a brown muslim immigrant>culturally genocidedwhy pretend thats possible? just say actually genocided ffs
I'm black homie
>>222433722well it leads to having a different prime minister
>>222433713not sharing my gfx>>222433683do get tingles but usually from unintentional stuff and irl
>>222433728Yours is Dora The Explorer
>>222433712British English is dying out thanks to zoomers
>>222433728Who’s yours?
ethel cain, tranny who posted his willy on instagram, is playing in my shitty town tomorrowmight go see if I can suck his knob
Hope I don't accidentally dox myself here, that would be embarrassing!
>>222433712jebs first policy was changing our spellings to american
>>222433728racists
>>222433741fuck you
>>222433740no it won't. winning a small by election does not make you prime minister. i don't believe any of this shit. it has never happened.
Usually I look down on these so called french "people" but I have to say, they do a much better job of mustard than us. Seriously, what is even the point of english mustard? yellow burning dog shit
>>22243371430 year old man posting about eating shit for attention online. He's mental dead weight.
>>222433730>yeah because you're literally a brown muslim immigranti'm a white british immigrant>why pretend thats possible? just say actually genocided ffsi'm being optimistic
>>222433683i think i did literally the first time i watched an asmr-like video, then my body somehow adapted and i've never felt it againi think the girlfriend simulator videos are really sad personally
yeah cause that video added value to the general
>>222433755Ashley Graham from the original Resident Evil 4
>>222433778And yet he’s more loved than you’ll ever be
Poortherners voting for anyone except Labour challenge: IMPOSSIBLE
>>222433662where do those autists go then?
Why Burnham and not Lammy?
penising myself
what the fuck is a life changing sunburn sounds like a load of yank crap
>>222433678Why
accidentally gave all my money to the make a fish foundation
>>222433778yanks will do this and look like this and then go online and say we're ugly and have bad teeth
>>222433790Oh
cuddling with your male friends and caressing their hairgay or not gay?
>>222433680I agree that these sorts of posts are vile but I think he must make a lot of good postsif I see a good post from the USA flag I just assume it is emmayank
>>222433804Sir David Lammy the Wise
genuinely very angry at the moment
>>222433813Something like this >>222433804
>>222433824Always saying this
OHHH BIG ANDYY BURNERSTHE RACISTS WILL SPURN YABUT DEEP DOWN I KNOWWWYOU CARE BOUT KEY WORKERSYOU'LL KICK STARMER OUTAND LOWE YOU WILL ROUTAND ENGLAND WILL WIN THE BIG KICK ABOUT!
how do people think burnham, a random mayor, becoming an MP will mean he will become PM?
>>222433804yo man dun no bout dat but israel is well good innit get it supported dey licherally raped babies innit
>>222433804because he is too loyal to starmerbut yeah he would do at least as good of a job as starmer is doing right now, and that's a lot better than burnham would do
>>222433826>per capita
>>222433830bit gay
listening to soundtracks from N64 games
fingerberg's in my anal hole
Refined healthy breakfast ideas that are trending right now and still timeless enough to save for later for beginners who want impressive results
>>222433824faustian nonsense
Honestly sick of this, asked everyone repeatedly what they wanted from the takeaway, even waited a goof 15 minutes to see if someone came to change their mind. Went back downstairs, looked at my Dad and said so this *reads the list* is the order then? Get a reply in the affirmative. Phone and order. Literally 2 minutes later my dad's bf says 'actually can you add so and so'Had enough.
>>222433851Done answering your trite little questions
>>222433851why do you pretend to be an idiot
>>222433868love these
>>222433824i needed these wise words about now! thx!*gets off my fat ass and goes back to work*
>>222433867statistically you're almost certainly overweight and there's an over 50% chance you're obeseso fuck off you fat bastard
>>222433792He's not, you're only pretending to like him now because you're a cunt
>>222433867Might want to do a bit of googling, big man. I don’t think you’ll like what you find, though
>>222433889>>222433891literally nothing will happen. call me when something changes. even if burnham becomes prime minister it won't mean anything. nothing in this country has changed in the last 30 years. 2 more weeks hey?
*painting of a geek laughing in a dark room at his bright blue computer screen, rubbish strewn about**caption: the fire of prometheus**sales price: 9,000 pounds sterling*
Refined healthy breakfast idea: nothing
>>222433714fuck off back to /britfeel/ you little paedophile
I'm a thin bastard actually
>>222433928He plans to nationalise energy and water
Rorke mate...
>>222433491>telegram
>my dad's bf
>>222433917You think more people enjoy your posts than his?
>>222433741I come from the hood so if you wanna fuck with me, you're fucking with all my homies toowe won't go easy on you rorke, you little bitch assI fucking warn you, you come out here to the hood and see what happenswe ain't fucking playin' rorke, you bum ass crackernow tell me the name of the asmr girl
>>222433868post the honey one
Love making guys cum (in me!)
The last of the Beverely Sisters died. RIP.
>>222433934Oh you are seething aren’t you?
>>222433939all politicians have "plans". you fall for it ever time. also it's a big load of nothing. call me when the boats get stopped, millions are deported, and they do something about crime.
Thread has taken a bent turn.
>>222433977good postooh did the voter do his little voting ritual again? dont care
those two gay nonces in the news today were Scousers
Try these easy brand identity ideas that help you get the look without the stress designed to feel inspiring useful and easy to
>>222433477I love her
I'm a young fresh-faced 37 year old zoomer boy
>>222433874a quote about God wanting humans to work hard and stay busy is about discipline and purpose. nothing to do with faust or a corrupt bargain with a dark force
Restore bros... We've lost Makersfield
>>222434008alysapops
Bet that lad who lives with the seven Indians eats some fantastic dinners
>>222433957no you lot said she wasn't even 6/10 when I posted her last time. rude
>>222433994i don't vote because it makes no differencethis country is fucked beyond repairi'm looking to move asap
Apologies for the drama i may have caused.
The anti-Indian racism here is just jealous bloody bastards
why is /v/ such an awful board
>>222434053Typical
>it's a big load of nothing
>>222434010happy birthday matex
mad how mental i am
Does anyone wonder what it would be like to date a woman who was a feral child? Who didn’t develop normally because she was raised by animals or locked in a dark room as a kid?I wonder what it would be like to date a woman so under socialized. Would they even want to have sex?Genie is a woman who was discovered by authorities in 1970 at age 13. She was locked in a dark room from 20 months old and was as a result under socialized. Her command of language was very poor and she couldn’t do a lot of basic mental tasks. She carried herself in a very strange, almost animalistic way. She masturbated frequently, but there isn’t evidence that she ever tried to have sex.Unfortunately, there are no publicly available pictures of her as an adult, and I’m not a pedo, so this is a picture of her at age 13 that I ran through ChatGPT to make her older. She’s pretty cute.
>>222434008want to pry her skull open with an ice pick ugly little goblin
>>222433950See it's not about him or his posts to you, it's about your problem with me. You're a slimy like toad like he is.
>>222433959
>>222433971who dat?
wonder what ziedy thinks of that alyssa liu slut
>>222434076Deranged post
it's a lazy ahh dog dangling ahh afternoon
>>222434049feel bad for the ai here
>>222434078not on
>>222434053No apologies needed Ian, you're doing amazing x
You're all slaves to machines, gears and cogs in the greater machination of rulers
>>222434083scream
>>222434081i like emmayank infinitely more than you btw dont want to join in your argument but thought id provide my independent perspective as a 3rd party
Nobody who repeats the same shit in here over and over to set themselves apart is contributing. If people see your post and think "this cunt again," then you're just annoying most people here and definitely aren't and never have been funny or interesting.It's only the saddest losers imaginable who like these posts, and that's because recognising someone from their anonymous post in /brit/ is the closest thing they have to a friend.
>>222434091
>>222434056It's the board that gets the most discord raids
>>222434091He'd likely say something dull and predictable like 'timmy's crush'
>>222434091"best timmy cud do"
am outlaw gunslinger x
>there are no publicly available pictures of her as an adult, and I’m not a pedo, so this is a picture of her at age 13 that I ran through ChatGPT to make her older. She’s pretty cute.
She's spiraling out for you
>>222434028
>>222434112not me I'm just a simple wagie
6 cans of Stella last night and had to sleep with a bucket next to me and felt ill most of today 27 now you see, getting old
>>222434112more of a stuck bearing me
Genuinely did get a bit emotional when I saw ancient cave paintings. Even back then when life was so simple yet difficult man needed to create.
>>222434138very gingerpaedo-esque
>>222434083lol
>>222434123most of /brit/ is 4-5 people at any given time posting the same shite forced gimmicksthey get obsessed with something like the racoon girl or ariana grande and just spam it nonstop for weeks
just saw a possibly edited image of television show host Bradley Walsh
>>222434141kek when I stayed in halls of residence, my neighbours were a bunch of south asian guys and they would play really loud obnoxious music late into the night. I was able to get moved to another flat eventually.
Drawing cave paintings of anime on the walls of my smelly childhood bedroom
im literally sweating with how warm it is
>>222434112Im a cowboy american i serve only Christ are Lord
>>222434086Bong singing group from the 50s. They proved also that they really didn't make good music pre-Beatles.
>>222434166ariana grande is the reddit flaggerstheyre also the ones that post trannies
>>222433454
>>222434121I have no idea who you are, but most yanks are atrocious posters. Maybe you should eat shit with emmayank
>>222434141>>222434028why do we allow non english speakers to come to our unis?oh i know it's because it's easy as fuck in poor countries to cheat an english exam and our unis care more about income from their high fees for foreign students
LOST greatest tv show of all time
>>222434185A false god, the only true idol you serve is profit and the capitalist system
>>222434186Johnny Kidd & the Pirates were kino
>>222434204still on session 2?
>>222433943Is that the woman who poos?
>>222434195Thanks, I hate this
>>222434166it's revealing when heathermong gets banned to see all the plates he's spinning
>>222434215No, but I know who you mean lol
>>222434225ummy
>>222434186the shadows
>>222434083>Please stop asking for recipes and focuscre
>>222434204The original "scriptwriters have no idea what they're doing" show before GoT
>>222434225good post
>>222434195this is actually the least gay way to eat a banana despite this guys appearance. otherwise you're sticking a penis-shaped object in your gob every bite
still think this post was about mei was drunk for like two weeks straight and spent it being retarded here
>>222434215No, it's a greek pool boy. there's a lad on here who loses it every time I imply she's dogpilled looool (she's not sadly)
>>222434208That not true x
>>222434140
>>222434252could be mewe'll never know
>>222434252Couldn't be me. Always use impeccable capitalisation
>>222434248yanks care about the dumbest fucking things. always thinking about what's gay and what isn't.
watching Wall-E tomorrow
>>222434252i also post like that sometimes so i think he was just being a schizo
>>222434261You are chained by wage slavery to the service of the imperialist machineYou will never know freedom, only the illusion of it
>>222434273good film, watched it last week
read most of the talented mr ripley and it kind of sucks compared to the film. might watch the film again tomorrow
>>222434273good filmfancied EVE when i was young
>>222434252literally 90% of brit postsstand out more using proper capitalisation
Genuinely had fried chicken, water melon and fizzy grape pop together and it was peng
>>222434272bent freak
>>222433667its perfect 16* right now >>222433751wtf is that guy holding
>>222434272we've been completely mindraped as a country by gay and interracial sex all our lives what do you expect from us
>>222434166I think there's 20% of posters making 80% of the posts, based on my limited understanding of the pareto principle. These are the ones who are here all day constantly repeating the same stale shit because they got a (You) from it once and so they have to milk it to death. The other 80% of posters pop in because something funny or original occurred to them and they don't know where else to post it. These are the good posters because they actually have a life that informs their posts and makes them original.
gf period 3 day late :0
>>222434286what about escape plan starring arnie and sly
Was anyone here on the Simpsons Facebook meme pages back around 2015 to 2016?
sir world cup
>>22243420290% of the universities in this country would’ve closed down by now if it weren’t for international students
>>222434308Patriot
>>222434314im going to rape u
>>222434252acreams
>>222434337for me, it's chris simpsons artist
/brit/ supports our Canadian friends in their battle against Qatar
>>222434083i enjoy these a lot
>>222434328>The other 80% of posters pop in because something funny or original occurred to them and they don't know where else to post itktim
>>222434337i deleted my facebook account in 2011 mate
>>222434284*yawns in your face* *rides my horse into the sunset* *gets shot* *goes to Heaven (only a small upgrade from Ameriheaven)*
>>222434328and it wouldnt be /brit/ if either were missingi take great comfort that i can come here any time of the day any day of the week and see poo posts and dumb bradleys
Tha scene in better call saul where howard turns the can on the table to stop the fizzing does actually work btw
Poo screamble
>>222434368How did you shag?
>>222434370screeching
Harrogate anon lowkey a top poster
>>222434357holy fuck
>>222434377i've started doing this ever since i watched that
>>222434377bizarre lie
>>222434389n/a
>>222434370>a funny post by a yankThat's a first
toil tomorrow, gotta be up at 6, good nightx
screntin quobie
>>222434370s
>>222433799discord
rorke's da
why am I here instead of listening to occult and philosophy podcasts and pretending to be the 3rd wheel guy going hmmmph hmmmph yes I also think that
>>222434406gnight anon :)
>>222434368Are you like 40 years old
Gimmick idea: tomorrow, on my command (will post hint later), we all reply to a lad who tries to make a funny post but sort of fails, with tons of SCREAMING and bradley replies, and make his day. He'll be thinking about how funny and witty he is all day.
brother always takes almost a fucking hour in the shower i need to POO YOU CUNT
new >>222434436>>222434436>>222434436
>>222434427Did you do this to me earlier?
>>222434394any reason for the foul language?
Good day today:)I mean for an incel freak with no friends or job!
>>222434372The poo posts and Bradley's can be original variations on a standard gimmick, which is often a decent post. Cheadle posts are almost always original. Bradley posts are very often the same boring shit that's been posted a hundred times. If I wanted such a complete lack of surprise I could watch paint dry. It's a shame r9k already has a /brit/ general full of retards because preventing identical posts would hugely improve this place.
>>222434166
About to pretend I think Call Me Al by Paul Simon is called Bodyguard lol
