Scots Wikipedia edition.
Die bourgeois scum
>dead bedroomWill this be the next Gen Z horror box office sensation?
get this, september translates to seventh month. but, september is the ninth month.
Rorke uses a bread bin
Swear nobody in Britain went on 'dates' when I was growing upDating only got here in about 2007
>>222462847How many girls did you have to shag to figure that out
>>222462770kek
>>222462857It's just like 'prom'. Another vile Yankism
I WANT MY SUPPRESSOR!!! THE ATF IS TAKING FOREVER WITH MY SUPPRESSOR PAPERWORK!!!
incels have a pride flag now?
>>222462770mad how this entire wikipedia is written by an autistic yank brony who doesn't even know scotshe still does it to this day despite being exposed
>>222462847get this, october translates into eigth month, november ninth, december tenth. blame the romans
>>222462881
>>222462847>>222462883this triggers the autist
these fucking captchas REALLY need a back button
>>222462857Just a way for women to get attention, entertainment and free meals without having to give anything. Sick.
>>222462892based ah
>>222462892>he may have done "more damaged to the Scots language than anyone else in history."
insane how small town gookstall person has a better computer chair than me just sitting out in the rain all day chiling
Right then I don't need to watch that YouTube video that's been recommended to me for the last three years
Threw a kid into a crocodile enclosure the other day
you will call the cow a cooyou will do a little accent when you say our wordsno it is not the same as when french people make you do a little accent when you say their wordsit's different
might start a 関西弁 wikipedia
roarin
>>222462961Was it a snap decision
Quite like saying heid desu
Couldn't get hard to BBC bmwf porn tonightFailed to goonThink the kink had run its course
>>222462967ching chong
Yanks playing Mr. Brightside in the middle of the day because it's just a normal song there
we seek the right to be gamers openly and without shame
heidration breek
>>222462881It was all reverted and removed years ago, you made that last part up entirely
>>222462990Had its moment with the George Floyd thingPlayed out now, nowhere else for it to go
About to make a WAD of money on my neighbors
why yes I am supporting Morocco
>includin the Holocaust (during whilk approximately 11 million fowk war killed)
Mad how all the TV people have to pretend to support all the British teams even though they obviously don't
ate too many blackberries tummy ache incoming
Sir Heather Freak
>>222463035>ach aye remembah the 11 million fowk killed in the Highland Clearances ya wee Huns!
>>222463031moroccan women look like beat whoresyuck
>WarldScreechin'
>>222462836scc
i'm canadian because of the highland clearancesthank you, england x
>Allied an Axis Pouers
>>222463023Think it mainly lost its appeal since last week or so when I showed my gf and she wasn't interested and only said the girls must be in pain
>>222462990screamerectile dysfunction cuckold
More or less silly than this?
Really dislike the morocco (intentional lower case to show my disrespect) team, almost all born, raised and trained abroad, obviously clubs won't give a shit since they only care about money coming from players they developBut one day there will be a team that pumps out some absolute beast of a player and loses him to another country which will then lead to them trying to get FIFA to change the nonsensical way football nationality works
sir tot war
>he makkit helpit Germany git oot o the economic problems efter Warld War I
>>222462975
>>222462990
>>222463091Took me a moment to realise don didn't mean don't
>>222463099>he committit suicide in berlin afore his airmy wis defeatit
>>222463070same
Why do our houses all look like dogshit compared to Scandinavia, France, and many other places? I don't want to live on top of my neighbour. Also the new builds are fucking soulless and hideous
Me in a state of limbo having lost my ability to enjoy BBC porn
>>222463099
saoirse ronan
>laughing at the scots wikipediaAre you all 12?
Wir havin' a siryus prollem
>>222463095they should have pushed integration way hardernow there's just loads of moroccans in holland and belgium and france who don't feel any connection to the countries they were born in
>>222463143Just ignore it
remember an irish girl in my class blowing up at me because i asked what kind of name niamh was and she acted like i was the dumb one for not knowing it was pronounced nieve
>>222463143yes
>>222463143it's literally just heatherplastic with a new special interest
Old pic of the missus
>>222463055used to talk to a cute half french moroccan on interpals back when /cp/ was a threadonly downside was she had odd teeth
>A genuinely moving moment here.>With 76 minutes on the clock, the image of Donny Strathie, a Scotland fan who passed away in the last week in Boston, flashes up on the screen.>This makes him the second Scottish person to die on the pitch today, after most of their team also passed away live on television.
>heatherplastic
only time I am interested in the ball kick
>>222463031imagine marrying her
>>222463174You're autistic, shut the fuck up
i cant tell the difference between french and moroccan people
There was a Niamh in the year above me in primary school and she was clever and fitDidn't understand what fancying girls was yet but in hindsight I really fancied her
>>222463172roar
I never got into the elder scrolls because I would feel lonely in big open worlds all alone with no other players
RRREFS!
>>222463183Niamh is a fit girls name
>InterpalsNow THERE was a website, corr
>>222463193ktimcan only play minecraft in creative because the mobs and dark caves scare me but even minecraft creative feels lonely and a bit scary
state of morocco having to rig it against scotland
knees too pointy
Why are British people just okay with things like being arrested for being in a picture holding a gun while in America, or being arrested for criticizing how the government prioritizes migrants over natives
Yes, I think given your unspoken suspicions... a mirthless chuckle.
best scottish ale?
Scott Cocktominay
>>222463149It failed in three countries, should accept it can't be done and not so subtly push them towards leaving for the country they supposedly love but refuse to live in
>>222463217belhaven best of courseit's in the name, so it's true
just go for it scotland just go for it
>>222463099>eikin citation tae trustie soorces
>>222463211Well, you see- oh give me a moment, just got a knock at the door
>>222463211Your president is named in the Epstein Files more than Jesus is in the Bible.
we tied with niggas getting pressured by scotland
>>222463238you cannot post the geeks
>>222463201quite literally owe my life to it
kicktheballscotland
why are americans just okay with their country serving israelwhy don't they do something about it with their 1 trillion guns
scotland would've scored already if their players weren't so goofy
SCORE SAM FAKIN GOALS
Paid $300 billion to distract from the Epstein Files award.
Had a little nap earlier and was tempted to just have a wank and lay in bed but I got up and went to the gym just before it closedThat's gymtoil done
don't think i'll be watching brazil vs haiti
Can't think of anything I care less about than some gay Jewish files GET A LIFE
>>222463202Never got the appeal of Minecraft single player tbqh
>>222463243So is your UNELECTED royal family
88 minutes no goals
Sir Meriwether LewisSir William Clark
thank god this day is finally over i think
Home before the postcards
>>222463303i like building towns and citiesonly played multiplayer on my xbox 360 when i had friends in school
>>222463285Good shit. Keep putting that work in
>>222463308>whatabout, whatabout, whataboutGuillotine the lot along with paedo Donny.
>>222463326neek
Can't believe the team that managed 1 (ONE) goal against the giants of Haiti can't do it again
>>222463308>We we ELECTED our paedophileNot sure this was the sick own you intended it to be.
can't wait for the day the king's fingers finally pop
>>222463340mhm dont carebuild my nice little towns and pretend im living in them instead of a shithole
>>222463308don't think this is the win you seem to think it is
>>222463339That's the spirit.
>>222463359do it with a friend you're almost as sad as me
>>222463354We can get rid of them in the next election, you are serfs to your unelected pedo royals and they will stay in power forever and you’ll do nothing about itNo riots, no calls to end the monarchy, nothing
>>222463378dont have any
Mad how everyone I don't like is conveniently a paedophile
>>222463380>Literally elected a paedophile, TWICE, award
>>222463382:(same
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YBWCrlkQ_v4history for rorkes(im rorke)
Yanks won't revolt for that same reason neither we nor any other zogged first world country willWhen you've got supermarkets stocked with food, comfort, entertainment, and lots of vices, why bother? As long as I've got good food and can spaff in a fit bird every so often then everything is alright.
Rorke: the Rape Gangs, the rape gangs, the Rape gangs! Protect are wimmun and girlzAlso Rorke: The What-stein files? Never heard of them
can't believe dale winton is dead
>>222463396Im reading of lewis n clark Dont care about any of that foren muck or anything that happened before 1492 besides Jesus
>Football lads go to bed>Politics schizos flood thread
>>222463380if everyone in your country owns a gun why don't you just rise up and kill the epstein class yourself
aff tae hame, then
it's not over scotland can still win the world cup
>>222463380You killed your king and he's still on the throne.He'd be touching your great grandkids if you weren't born sterile.
AHAHAHAHAHHAAHA
OH NO NO NO NO
:(
We are the worldWe are the children
goodnight and sweet dreams brit, I love you dearly
>>222463437>He dee'd in his jyle cellThis is it. This is peak /brit/
>>222463445gn x
>>222463436what does pooscreamium look like
Will be back tomorrow to distract myself from whatever shite game is on
>>222463445Nite
>>222463451I'm deed ye wee bam.Robbie Burns me and carry on.
>>222463437scr
>>222463456burns with a brown flame
just found out epstein was in the epstein files
>>222463493>page disna exeest
got the gay porn on
poo scraemin
>>222463493s
got the straight porn on (it's tranny porn)
Shithole
sir ismael saibari
i feel bad for all the innocent epsteins like that beatles guy and uhh yeah
Sir Jeffrey Epstein
Need a shag like I need air. Hot weather makes me horny and sweaty
when you get "petrol" for your vehicle in britain do you actually have to stand there pressing the lever down lolsurely you have hooks to keep it down for you.. right? or did the youtuber lie to me
>>222463625When you get your 'gas' from the Strait of Hormuz do you actually have to stand there letting Iran drone strike your pathetic navy into oblivion?surely you have destroyers to shoot them down for you...right? Or did the President lie to me?
summoning a poo
>>222463657Bodied that runt
>>222463657obliterated that cody
Israel breaking the MoU
>>222463663avians have such evil eyescant feel kinship with them at all
is barry a good show. it look cringe but everyone seems to say it's good?
i want sex with upper class turkish slutshttps://youtu.be/QhDfOYn0118?si=Den0tKkgkw_R0Lul
>>222463193it's one of those things that would feel very "liminal" nowadays, compared to twenty years ago when single player was still the baselineoblivion came out only six years after the PS2, after allit's one of the reasons fallout 4 having a voiced protagonist probably made the game age better than it was received at the time
>>222463657>>222463662>>222463671lol you actually have to sit there manually pumping the gas niggas still live in the stonehenge era
>>222463657That will be $300 billion. Plus tip.
>>222463577Earl of Nonce and Pengchilde
>Scotland>Australia
Wonder where Cornwall's been lately :)
>>222463695>Campbellsit checks out
We here at /brit/ congratulate the noble and proud fighters of the Iranian Revolutionary Guard who have triumphed over the Great Satan and their Israeli owners.
>>222463713im happy for them
Just converted to Shia Islam.
>>222463713>triumphedI reckon America won given we got what we wanted and achieved our goals.
>>222463326fairs whatever makes you happywas never interested in city building games despite being an 'architect' Myers Briggs type
>>222463699reckon they drunkenly broke their leg again
>>222463782Does the winner of a war usually pay $300 billion in reparations to the loser?
>>222463795Yes.Over and over and over again.
>>222463782Utter delusion. Bet you think you won Vietnam as well.
>>222463782Israel is actively breaking the MoU.and the war has already cost a trillion dollars
>>222463789no i had a meltdown and they've not posted since then :/
>>222463782which goals?
>>222463679yeah
>>222463699pride month init? probly busy bee
You may only post in this thread if your country has defeated Iran in a war.NOT SO FAST YANKS.https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anglo-Soviet_invasion_of_Iran
if it seems like a loss it’s actually a win. THAT’S american exceptionalism
>>222463819To bury 300 billion in less-than-clean money, and "dunk on the dumocrats"
>ask an innocent question about petrol stations>one fella has a melty and starts bringing up iran lool
>>222463819To distract from the Epstein Files
>>222463826how did ya do it pops?
>>222463789>they>their you mean he and his
>>222463845Umm not so fast mate: >>222463826
>>222463819Trump said from the get go that Iran couldn't have a nuclear weapon. An agreement is in place for that, though we'll see if they follow it, plus the Straight of Hormuz is open and we killed their Ayatollah lol.>>222463808Don't see how this is like Vietnam as well.
>>222463845It's obviously a sore spot.We were removing the stops on our pumps for a while. Newer pumps have them again. "Truck" pumps on the outsides kept them.
right that's me gone and got too drunk and embarrassed myself isn't it
>>222463819past the australian goalkeeper
>>222463854nothing wrong with using someone's preferred pronouns
>>222463856You may only reply to me if your country has gas pumps with an automatic lever on them
>>222463846The show with Dox Malder and Data Scullery?
>>222463862Well you see Vietnam was a humiliating defeat in which your cowardly countrymen who are terrible at war fled from a bunch of Vietnamese farmers with their tails between their legs (but only after having committed many war crimes). And now your cowardly military who are terrible at war has just surrendered to a bunch of Iranian farmers and fled with their tails between their legs (but only after having committed many war crimes).
>>222463885ktim
>>222463884how do you know they're preferred? and theres no such thing as an ungendered human anyway
>>222463906haha feels good doesnt it
>>222463885wait wtf, you guys have automatic levers?
>>222463372>I hate paedos so much that I support the paedophile bolshevist murderers of one of the last morally righteous countries of the worldRemember that what you are reading in the rape report is the report of a nation punished for opposing Hitler
>>222463910>no such thing as an ungendered human anywayWhat the fuck was Roger Ebert? A male lesbian?
>>222463895Vietnam was undoubtedly a loss. However, saying: >And now your cowardly military who are terrible at war has just surrendered to a bunch of Iranian farmers and fled with their tails between their legs...is just untrue, and I reckon you already know this.
>>222463923>everyone I don't like is a paedophile
>>222463920semi-automatic. We have to set the lever. Usually on a slow or fast setting/rung/catch.
hi everyone
>>222463910cos they said so i think
>>222463923>the last morally righteous countries of the worldyou're talking about tsarist russia kekyou people are amazing
>>222463932that's an odd coincidence if it's true.
>>222463931You got absolutely bodied by the Iranians. They have fucked you and are laughing. The whole world is laughing at you.>No regime change>Strait of Hormuz under total Iranian control>300 billion in reparations (plus tip)>We pinky promise not to make nuclear weapons (i.e. the same promise they have been making forever but ignoring behind your backs)
>>222463950dey was fuckin dey borzois n shiet
My new PC
>>222463973that's not a plastic cock
>>222463960It's not a defeat until they admit it. Never let them know what you're thinking. If it makes sense to turn left, take a hard right... just make sure you short yourself ahead of time - no point in being fucked AND poor.
In the history of the 21st century the Iran debacle (following swiftly on the heels of the Afghanistan catastrophe) will be the watershed moment in the collapse of the already decrepit and tottering American Empire. In much the same way that historians look back at the Soviet Invasion of Afghanistan as the primary cause of the fall of the USSR.
>>222463960>>No regime changeRegime change was never the goal. I'm going to go out on a limb here and say that in reality, this war isn't even over, and sometime before the end of 2027, it will all kick off again.
>>222463942hi :)
>>222463999>Regime change was never the goalThis you?
>>222464008wish this was me
I should not have made myself cum earlier I should've allowed it to continue building up until it caused a dream to happen
>>222464016Trussed that cody up like a Christmas turkey and roasted him in the oven.
>>222463973quite shorthow loud is it ?
>>222464012hi x
>>222463699not nice
>>222464016i dont think the president posts on 4chan so that in fact is not him
>>222464016>now that we have complete and total regime changeIs this regime change in the room with us right now?
>>222464016Reads the same as my drunken /brit/ posts the next morning
>>222464038Whisper quietCan't even hear it when im playing gamesIts the noctua fans you see
Evolving ambitions. Radiant faith. Continual surrender. Eternal victory. Potent prayers. Undying zeal. Increasing gratitude. Contagious vivacity. Honest love. True laughter. Genuine respect. & utmost integrit x
Feeling a bit under the weather ladsGot no antihistamines either Bit miffed
>>222464016Dunelm
>>222464086you're telling me this all unlocked in new mexico?
Need to smell Emma Watson's pooey girl farts.
>>222464044i do feel bad about it but they basically spend their entire time here goading me
I know I am a classical man in my soul because whenever I encounter somebody engaging in sophistry, a reel of myself stabbing them in the neck plays in my mind.
>>222464065how spensive was this then
I may have flown off the handle a little there.I'm sorry.
he literally has the word "fun" in his nameI am making him pump me full of cum
>>2224641153Ki also got some more ram and a new keyboard and mouse as well
donald grump
gonad dump
>>222464102we should all be having fun and nice to each other here
expert level normie straightoid chaser
Sir Bog Fart
>>222464133u gonna play a lot of cossacks, homm4 and minicraft/vintage story now then?
>>222464098....yh
>>222464148they're the one who's rude to me constantly
>>222464174turn the other cheek then wog foot kissing papist
>>222464158I got doom the dark ages and alien isolation I have a 4k monitor and its kino!
>>222464180
>>222464182It's like a Rubens painting. Astounding use of negative space.
zoggie blumpf, zoggie blumpfora-orange cheeto zoggie blumpf
>>222464182The Tyrant, Oil on Canvas (1634)
Here's a picture of me
both the word "fun" and the word "nard"
>>222463973>scratch on the heatsink
>>222464220raped
>>222464182he has tim's aura here
>>222463999It was the goalFuck knows what Trump was trying to achieve
the
Glad I don't live in the UK. I visited in 2019 and it seemed nice enough but your country now is a complete lost cause.
>>222464257Yeah
explain this, atheists.
>>222464261So this...is heatherfungus.
>>222464261north london yammer is typing...
demoralization tactics are so boring get some new material
>>222464257sup cody
>>222464257do you just have bots posting vague shit like this in every thread on this website
>>222464182looks like the canuck leader here
Bloody hot out May be time for a big gulp of diet dr
russia- Ukraine will escalate exponentially the good thing is, you might not have to go to work
>>222463999>before the end of 2027I give it two weeks.
>>222464295None of that is true
global race war begins in 2 weeks. put all your money in dried milk and oats. trust
>>222464271s
Best way to cope with extreme heat is pretend youre a wildwest cowboy or a brazilian bosa nova guy Brits i suppose they can pretend theyre a colonial administrator in africa or south asia or lawrence of arabia or something cool like that
>>222464284It's true though isn't it? White natives are treated like 2nd class citizens, schoolgirls are arrested for reporting their paki rapists to the police. People have their doors kicked in by the one-sided gestapo for making mean (albeit true) tweets. Brown people can kill white people with impunity and white people can't complain about it or they'll be arrested. Your country is a complete lost cause.
>>222464295russia lost
>>222464327Bizarre made up story
>>222464327sup cody
>>222464327
>>222464327You're wanking
all i'm saying is you don't see us waltzing into /cum/ and talking about america
>>222464338Undeniably true though.
any literally DRIPPING with sweat man in
>>222464364>>222464364>>222464364
>>222464327bit hysterical aren't you
>>222464234I will have to buy a new one now
>>222464327cody! me and the guys are using your mom’s pool again today. just letting you know
