Happy Juneteenth editionprevious: >>222461844
>>222463758GIWTWM
robo-gf sub edish
This is pornographicYou just earned yourself a sin. You better apologize to God now
whats the point of even trying
watched a beautiful black newscaster's livestream on tiktok and when i said happy juneteeth! her face lit up and she said thank youu
whom /druk/?
>>222463777holy shit, robowaifus look like THAT!? Just sign me the fuck up already
>>222463780>This is pornographicThey're clothed, it's on the beach>You just earned yourself a sin.French kissing is a venial sin, to which I am guilty
>>222463773YWNBABG
Test
Can’t wait for sexbots in the future
>>222463777corr.show face
>playing a shitty base building mobile game called last war just to have something to click around on my phone during lunch breaks>see another player on the map beside my base>all the timegated shit is mid level, cant have been playing for longer than a month or so>notice there are decorations that give stat boosts that can be leveled which you have to pay to realistically level as the requirements to level go exponential>all his shit is level 60>5 minutes of napkin math shows that he had to spend a minimum of $75-100k to get to these>all for a very mediocre mobile game with barely any gameplay that he has played for 2 months topswhy the fuck are people like this
>>222463800phwiargud aphex twin album
Sunday MorningWaiting For My ManFemme FataleVenus In FursRun Run RunBlack Angel's Death SongThere She Goes AgainAll Tomorrow's PartiesHeroinI'll Be Your MirrorEuropean Son
>>222463838> why the fuck are people like thispeople give all their money away at casinos for even lower returns
>>222463838could be a dev plant
How do we become better men?
>>222463871ask jaysus
>>222463871killing loads of people then crying like a pussy
>>222463871draw and share lewds of your favourite characters
>>222463871by daein' the paein', wee man
Vomited and stomach bile came out
>>222463777they should just give up trying make them look like women or real skin, just make them woman shaped instead. this is perfect.
suppin' the nips like mark e smith on a burnley fat banger in 1976
saw a cute black gurl on the train today
>>222463959>>Gooner OPYou have to be 18 years or older to use this site>>222463965Toronto or Montreal?
I cry when I’m commuting sometimes
>>222463980neither
>>222464009you need a vacation
>>222464014>neitherCalgary or Vancouver?
>>222463864You can just put Heroin on side B, manthat's one of the best songs of all time
>>222463804Wait, what? Is French kissing a sin?
My feet hurt
You breathe too heavily and these Brazilians fall over
>>222464033theres no greater merit being on first den second sideheroin is clearly climax of the second side
>>222464042>Is French kissing a sinI actually misread it. It's not a mortal sin but it's considered "dangerous" because of it's ability to arouse.
>>222464032Vaughan, Ontario
>>222463758Why would a black person be a life guard. It's harder for them to swim.
>>222464056Such is the life of a wagie.
>>222464074>Why would a black person be a life guardFucking kek, this got me
>>222464063>theres no greater merit being on first den second side70's stoners would strongly disagree, cause when the LP was just 20 minutes to a side, you'd get high when the opening tracks were playing and you'd mostly remain stoned for the duration, you know?
>>222464092where did you get this footage of me from?!
>>222464103Shut the fuck up
Slipped on my cumrag and almost busted my ass
have spent 14 hours today sitting here
>>222464114so true
>>222464137What did you learn
Look Argie we know you're whiter than Mexico you don't have to be so insecure about it
i squirt myself todayto see if i still feel
>>222464117I'm not talking out of my ass, in the LP era, the B-side was considered the shit side, I've read enough rock crit to know that
>>222464143notta thing
i am a fat little chud
Just finished another hard workout. Unlike that macaco poser fuck I am actually getting into good shape.
This is a bot. You should report it so the mods can take action.
You know whatI'm done being a people pleaserIf they like me they like me and if not oh well
>>222463758That buck looks mighty peculiar
I'm becoming a lazy piece of shit
>>222464192me on the right
>>222464195i been that
>>222464195It’s the weed
>>222464216I don't smoke weed
>>222464191I like your care free attitude
Currently watching Gordon Ramsay scream at fat stupid Americans who are sadly employed at a failing restaurant and who all look suicidal or mentally retarded.
>>222464254https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dinyOvO2EEo
>>222464192>mfw you're the one Jew that fell for the "Jewish Autonomous Oblast" meme
>>222464260It just played after they pulled out some old cooked meat lying on top of some totally raw meat.
>>222463897This happened to me when i worked fast food in highschool. I was flipping burgers on the grill and the vapors did it to me thrice over the course of six months. Bright green. Bile, not stomach acid. Years later i found out i have bile reflux while doing a test for a different thing. Bile goes backwards from duodenum up in to stomach.
Eating feet
>>222463773The hope is that I attain this tonight
That's what I don't like about work, you have to talk to people at work about nonsense or they think you're weird.
>>222464277The very first episode with the jeet restaurant was insane.
>>222464289Just have fun with it. Make up a persona. Pretend you're gay and tell them about the risky unprotected pozzed assfucking you do in your spare time because you are a faggot.
sucked a poo up me arse
>>222464280>bile refluxI think I have this but I also think I'm an alcoholic
>>222463758Dark skin gf please onegaishimasu
>>222464301Odd persona to make up
i want to cry
Rush Hour 2 is unreal kino, you have to watch this bros
>>222464296>>222462007
>>222464316what's stopping you?
>>222464315Stop being a bigot please.
>>222464315The persona thing does work. I've done it since I started High School and it's a great way to compartmentalize different parts of your personality and brain towards different environments. For me apart from myeslf, there's Zoom Zoom, Jim, and Charles.
>>222464289just dont be weird
It's actually important to be close as possible to yourself or you attract people into your life that like a fake version of yourself, then before you know it your whole life is counterfeit which leads to neurosis.
>>222464397you sound autistic and weird.
>>222464346Which one mans the glory hole?
>>222464397>be close as possible to yourself or you attract people into your life that like a fake version of yourselfThe problem is women hate the actual version of men
>>222463773FPBP
>>222464422>problem is women hate the actual version of menNot true
i think she fell in love with him. and yes, i know she met him through them but she still fell for him.
>>222464269dude fuck off tripfag im probably giving you the attention you want tripfags are lame dude go to reddit or something, do you need a trip because your posts are of such low quality? you think having a trip changes anything about that other than baiting retards? but obviously you are mentally ill so enabling you by writing this is probably the worst idea and I'm not gonna be the one having to deal with the fallout grow up asshole
I need a wife so someone can make food for me
>never lose>score 16 goals>allow 3 goals
>>222464437>Not trueIf I told any given woman 10% of what I've *seriously* said about myself on this site I'd seal my own fate
>>222464346kek diss is such a bizarre mix of actors in the same film
>>222464447Zoom Zoom is a better poster than 90% of this general.
>Tim Hortons ad had a white woman in itIs the woke being put away??
>>222464397ive come to conclude there is no such non-trivial fing as like a "real" "authentic" selfits absolute bullshidd spealed by the milennio-zoomoid conglomerstion
>>222464485discrimination against brampton residents
>>222464483that's just not true though
she showed him empathy and attention which she could never show and as a result, he also fell for her.
>>222464303havnae dun dat but hav weed on my own bum wunce accudenrally due to poor positionin'
>>222464490Not true there is an authentic self
what about Brapppton and it's just big fatass booty jeetas making curry and farting on your dick nonstop
>>222464511ewwww
Post braps
ehm tobuscus what’s going on big guy
>>222464511yjk she has>no indianson her dating profile
>>222464447Holy based>>222464483No he isn't. You just want to fuck him since he posted his body and ass
portis doubledat i fink is comparable to sydney sweeneycute girls next door vibe but cpuldnt accomplish what sydney has because she doesnt exude gormless-dumb-slut-wiv-big-breasts from her visual appearance. she looks sexually conservative. prudish even. whereas sydney sweeney is politically conservative and sexually diarhea-ic
>>222464537I donut care for twitter screenshots or e-celebs but I guess it's moderately better than reddit screenshots
>>222464510naw its all bullshidd>>222464511bitch i just pour the jar in from the shopsimple fuggin as probs tastes better too
>>222464559Shiddington will you dance with me?
>>222464537minecraft to unlovable chud pipeline is real
>>222464511doesnt even look indianlatin-whore-woded
>>222464543Quit talking about your gay fantasies about him.
If I wore a suit I would wear one of those shiny ties. They look cooler than ties that aren't shiny.
Squeezed the guts out of my ass.
Zoom zoom has a 13 inch penis non erect
>>222464599>>222464576You people need help
SHOOM SHOOM WHAT IS WE
parentsberg are making steak
>>222464537https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NfqQbrY8R5ktopkek
If zoom zoom spread his asshole like Goatse right in front of your face would you do?
>>222464571she is def indian
>>222464648i'd cum deep inside him
I love USA and Anglos
>>222464664My sister is going to finland for foreign exchange. Please keep her safe.
Just saw this image on the Internet
>>222464653indians dont look like diss
Why did they elect the ugliest woman in Japan as their leader
>>222464687What would hanging out with them be like?
I have always preferred death by drowning to listening to KISS!
>>222464664corr would shag a blondr finnish birdclosest i ever got is lithuanian
>>222463758Should flip the racesGonna be hot dog in a black hole
kinda drunk ngl
>>222464692looks like the average japanese woman desu
>>222464687jesus f talking about walking sterotype re: the chinaman kek
Working nights right now
*sucks teeth*Zoom zoom type of nigga to go roller blading on the weekend fruit cake skittles type nigga fr
>>222464692evil wretched whore
>>222464477>such a bizarre mix of actors in the same filmIt's a very good movie. Book is better of course but it's a surprisingly good adaptation, sort of like Gummo mixed with My Name Is Earl.
>>222464699always found it weird that buzz osborn melvins is a fan of kiss. just seems weird for sum like sludge metal punkermaybe its just him being contrarian idk
>>222464725Would love to be taken roller skating or bowling
>>222464736well buzz osbourn can suck a fat one cause he has never made a half decent song in his entire, despite having a really cool hairdo!
>>222464731thoughts on obsession and backrooms
>>222464688how about these then?
*his entire lifeyou wanna hear a good sludge song? do ya?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3L_LwS2aqSI&list=RD3L_LwS2aqSI&start_radio=1
>>222463758Every time I remake a new dating app profile in my shithole village the same 3 walled skanks I went to school with show up. Annoying as fuck, but I'm also embarrassed that they'll see my profile. Glad to be a guy.
>>222464725Imagine him holding you while your skating and he squeezes your butthole
you faggots are fuckin tedious you know that?
>>222464511List of types of women I'd like to fuck in Toronto from highest to lowest1. Tall, dominant, White hockey player/winter sports type girl, preferably blonde or red hair who is a little slow but very charming2. Cute, overeducated Chinkette working a White collar job3. Voluptuous Jamaican/Caribbean girl with a slight accent who says "ting"4. Thicc Arab girl built like Mia5. Jeeta
>>222464784desu i don't even post here anymore because of them. i moved to the better website.
>>222464787How does it feel to have an army of simps?
>>222464787Westernized Asians and Indians in the west are the most disgusting feminist anti-white whores in the world.
God I wanna fuck zoom zoom
>>222464697It’s from a promotional post for a vlog, so probably something like thishttps://youtu.be/V12CZXyxv54
>>222464768>obsessionGood for what it was. I have some issues with it that are personal but I appreciate that it's a fresh idea with a tight script and great performances.>BackroomsAlso surprisingly good for what it is. Not a fan of the pirate nigga though, very corny.
>>222464816Pedophile deviant
>>222464812True
>>222464812Idk they more self-hating towards their own and other ethnics and they always talk with that valley girl voice
>>222464751
>>222464807Fantano is a pussy and I wish Sam Hyde would punch his fucking head off his shoulders in a self defense situation.
>>222464836Shiddington what celeb do people say you look like?
>>222464807Bit of a confidence boost even if most of it is in jest I guess.>>222464812>Westernized Asians and Indians in the west are the most disgusting feminist anti-white whoresThey're a mixed bag that tends to gravitate towards extremes but Westernized Jeetas definitely are pretty bad.
>>222464769fink they white>>222464807fantano gets cringer and cringerdumb panderer
>>222464841Check his farms thread. Sam is a pedophile and Null has called it out multiple times.
>suck a fat oneHA! Memory unlockedMy old music teacher told a dudes mum to suck a fat one
>>222464836https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KcY3UF6_IaM&list=RDKcY3UF6_IaM&start_radio=1great sludge: lesson 2
I can not like Sam Hyde as a person while not liking Fantano too. These aren't mutually exclusive.Diss track is really funny though.
>On an errand run at the grocery store>Slip by some slow ass fatty, go down an aisle to pick up one more thing>He went down the same aisle, slip past him again>Already gone by the time he squeezed off "Excuse me is the fucking word"Imagine trying to start a fight because you feel like you're inconveniencing other people
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>>222464807shes pullin' such a fake smiledumb bitch probs dinnae even ken why she there she just like told where to be what time by her pa or whatever and probs sumwun escort her der so like she literally br daein' nuffinknot a cluenot a fsn
>>222463758Bed wenching wasnt the point of ending slavery
>>222464841Those two are literal retards only faggots support them
>>222464849Sam just has an obsessed autistic ex-girlfriend who slanders him 24/7 online. Did you not watch Null’s ridiculous interview with her?
>>222464855umm dats not sludge metal
>>222464842young brad pitt in fight club most common
>>222464864im always getting on petty arguments with retards in public
>>222464862Hyde fell off when he started giving advice
>>222464879that may be cause I fucking hate Flipperbut you will concede certain similarities
This sounds like bullshit but Christian Bale is the guy I've been compared to the most. The various actors that have played Peter Parker come in close second with Justin Bieber in third.
Sam Hyde punked Hasan Piker so hard
>>222464892How come spiky hair like Brad Pitt in Fight Club has never made a comeback?Lots of styles go in and out of fashion like in cycles.But spiky hair has never been brought back.
Marky
>>222464916Give it another 5-10 years
>>222464897fing bout flipperevery studio fing of ders i try to lissen i have not liked the production. and it offputtingbut i do like live performances of theirs where the noise and lo fi is exaggerated even morebut i dont like
>>222464916>How come spiky hair like Brad Pitt in Fight Club has never made a comeback?That era is popular again but the shaggy look is in vogue. I think spiky hair is out of style because it takes too much time/effort.
Do Americans find this offensive?
>>222464916corr good duckingtonshire dissfink maybe they still do spikes in.shitholes like india and spain
some shots from my hike today
>>222464932Flipper were like the worst of Black Flag and the Dictators put together
>>222464877his ex is a schizo for sure but he definitely fucked a 15 year old girl named marky when he was in his late 20s. even referenced it in boston ross. you can see the uncensored version where the girl he mentions' name is 'mindy'. also aligns with facebook pms at the time.
>>222464948>and spainkekx
>>222464949https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m3Ff_O62pUs&list=RDm3Ff_O62pUs&start_radio=1
>>222464942such a fucking norwegian fing to dosuch a norwegian character trait to have diss like arrogance about their own country. seen it for many of dem. absolutely mental
Dis es por mi raza*dies of heat exhaustion picking tomatoes*
>If there's a faggot world record you set the world record
>>222463758I hope the US Wins, not because I give a shit about kickball, but because it would be hilarious
>>222464963wt the helly is dat
Its going to be Germany, Argentina, or France
>>222464864fat people are the most insecure morons on the planet. first, he was trying to make you feel like you were being rude for his being immense, to tell you what you already know. second, i was listening to love below/speakerboxx about a year ago, and i was quietly singing along to the beginning of "way you move." i just happened to be on "boom, boom, boom" and two fat ladies in front of me both turned and death-stared. says it all. that even the mere idea of heft, even sounds, wounds them.
>>222464894Yeah, I figure there's no point in confronting people like that. They're never gonna admit fault. There's a chance putting them on ice makes them feel impotent though.
>>222464951never even lissened to dictators imma hairfta be finkin
TAFS Unplugged: Bill Callahan
>>222464996https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QdBQFlDOv0s&list=RDQdBQFlDOv0s&start_radio=1I've probably posted you this before but you just ain't receptive to Iggy Pop singing for a drum n' bass outfit in 1977 imho
woke up early but hey at least I got to post during peak hours on /cum/
>>222465003England has a shot after gaping the Croats
>>222465004If I hadn't already been all the way down the isle when I realized what was happening, I would have called him stinky. It's very common for fat people to have deep insecurity about body odor.
>>222463758if only black girls weren't racist against beaners
>>222465012he's not bad now...but he used to be...that whole Drag City scene...
phwoar sum gud birbingtons-under-naze in the breadingtonbergshire
>>222465054I call it Fag Shitty
>>222465012How about TAFS Buttplugged
>>222465071How about Bill Fuckaman
>>222465053Dont call yourself a beaner to fit in with racist retards on 4trans
>>222465064AND I SEE A SHITHEAPOH LORD I SEE A SHITHEAP
Let's brainstorm some business ideas
>>222465081>>222465053Beaner is fine, we prefer Latinx or Meximutt these days though or something
my neet days might be over next week, don't know if im happy or sad
Business idea: charge people money to brainstorm business ideas for them
>>222465096You are 20
>>222465081Latinx Internet Defence Force trying to raise the latinx morale
>>222465079kek i wish diss was a real name
get it? I See A Darkness was so good that it was covered by John Cash...and even so, the original Billy version is better than Johnny's...still, that scene suckedhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ElygSMtokAw&list=RDElygSMtokAw&start_radio=1
We are the soldiers of the IDFThe world's most moral armyAnd we have discovered a solution toA most perplexing quandry
>>222464990>>222465005>>222465023Avian Kino
>>222465110+4
I feel anyone who dislikes Null is a pedophile or pedophile defender.
in my head it wouldbe pronounced bill fuckamun
>>222465139I'm sure it's very helpful to view things that way
Though you soar as high as eagles, and build your nest among the stars, I will bring you plummeting down.
Why do autists go on vacation and post every single moment of it? It's like that PV poster
>>222464996a red-winged blackbird, according to google lensthis is the last pic btw
>>222465156yep, both Don Henley and Glen Frey have died of copious hard drug abuse
>>222464982The US team has a very good chance to make it to the quarterfinals at least
I really fucking hate the Eagles and all their members, Glenn Frey ruined what would have been one of the best Miami Vice episodes too
>>222465161Better than what 99% of people post on /int/ 2beedesu
>>222465081I said beaner because it's funny. can't imagine being so frail that a lazy insult gets you riled up lol.
>>222465195what kind of monster thinks the guitar spots on Hotel California suck?
>>222464287Are you rizzing up a Black lady?
If browns had any sense they'd realize whites are their enemy not us black folk We are both non white.
Time is getting closer together to itself. It used to be more separated from itself. Time is consolidating.
>>222465225>Are you rizzing up a Black ladyYup, going out to the Juneteenth festivities in my local college town with a coworker in the hopes of getting some melanized action
>>222465243Time insists upon itself
>>222465242shut the fuck up! you're going to fight each other in the race war and its already settled tht way
>>222465212Nothing funny about being a self loathing faggot desu
Vance went in on Israel
>>222465260think he just got tired of going in on couches
>>222465242The funny thing is the probability of Blacks and Whites teaming up against Jeets/Latinx is much higher than any of the other options
>>222465246I'm terribly sorry, zoomzoom, you're a good poster, but that's like thinking Don Fagen's singing sucks...it's all the better for the reaching...just like the Eagles were drugged up women-beaters, but their guitar lines were on point....sort of!
cara delevigne can play sweet home alabama wiv guitar behind her back
>>222465242latinos love being whitewashed
>>222465273idgaf about them as people I just think their music sucks except for Life In The Fast Lane
>>222465289Luca Maxim is the one good thing that's come out of Pakistan since independence
>>222465289It's fairly evident if you ever travel to Latin America and every newscaster is this blonde woman with huge tits
>>222465277she can also do a flawless commander amarao cosplay without doing more than waking up.
>>222465268why do you think we would ally with the blacks before the latinos? all we have to do is say they are white and they go super sayian. its like an Ork painting a ship red to make it faster. it just works
What is your favorite item at the Chinese retaurant
Blog post warningI have to accept the fact that I do not like my oldest brother. Been living with him for about 6 months now. I lived with my other brother before this and we get along great, I love hanging out with him. 0 arguments or disagreements, just all around awesome to spend time with and even now I still go over just to hang out with him for a day or two. But my oldest brother just don't see eye to eye on literally anything. If I think left he thinks right. If I say down he says up. I want the AC low he wants it high, then vice versa the next day. When I was younger I looked up to him a lot but as adults I really just find that I dread even being in the same room. The best times are when he's gone at work or out of town or something. Pretty much any time he's also around at the same times it's uneasy and I can't relax fully. Its nothing personal, just we have completely opposite personalities. I'm introverted and he's extroverted. I hate socializing irl and he lives for irl interactions. I am incel and he's extremely popular with the opposite sex
>>222465290or like Lindsey & Stevie were crazy cocaine cowboys, yet Rumors is a delicate work of art...how do you reconcile that?
>>222465246I’m Black, and I have only gotten interest from Black girls. I feel like they’ve conditioned me to like them.
>>222465323sesame chicken
Now the trap door to the ocean on epstein island is concerning
>>222465323the king poo chicken
>>222465323love me some spicy sechuan stir fry and xiao long bao on christmas
friday nightsnackindrinkingaminwatchingoonin
>>222465323Shrimp fried rice
>>222465345You don't have Christmas.
>>222465323General Tso's also did you know General Tso is not native to China? The same thing with fajitas
>>222465323the chinese waitress
Why is canada the only country in the world cup who seems to be a miserable little group of goblins
>>222465341https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ylZ635QtyGc&list=RDylZ635QtyGc&start_radio=1keeng Shango, maan....HAHAHAHAHA!
>>222465323all time fav is the roasted duck with the moo shu pancakes, cucumber, and plum sauce. shout out to Peter Chang Kitchens
>>222465323crab rangoons
>>222465351let a man larp in peace jeez
>>222465374
>>222465348Another Friday night, on the clock againWho the hell gets Wendy’s at 1AM?You’re all outwithyour friends, andyou’re having funI’m serving up slop‘till the night is doneI take it day by day, but it’s passing me byI know I could’ve been more, I know I’m wasting my timeThis all sucks, out of luck, and when I reach the endGo home, sleep it off, then I do it again, shit
>>222465390shut up jewslop
>>222465390Girl it's like 5am on a Saturday there
>>222465401by allah why would you call me that
>>222465407its a song :D https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZNA-ERJ_PoU
>>222465425shut up muslimslop
>>222465433I drank too much
https://youtu.be/lWqJTKdznaMdont let the jews take this from you
>>222465438
I've decided im going to kill the word slop for zoomersfind a new word, its over
These canned tomatoes are mad bitter
>>222465445https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RHFhIacFNRw
90% of you should be ashamed of yourselves
>90% of you should be ashamed of yourselves>https://youtu.be/z4RAI3jQy9k
Saying "girl" in that sassy way comes across as white trashy desu the kind of thing a 40 year old woman with a butterfly tattoo and cowboy boots says
Why am I not dead yet
In an ideal society 99% of cum posters besides myself would be preemptively sterilized
NEW>>222465502>>222465502>>222465502
she don't like 'er eggs all runnyshe thanks crossin' 'er laigs is funnyshe lahks ketchip on 'er scrambled aigsshe swears a sailor when she shaves her laigs
>>222465323orange cihicken
