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>>222465514Why are canadians always such buzzkill loser scumbags miserable pieces of shit assholes
What rizz do you need to get with an 18yr old girl as a 25 yr old? Do you just daddy-maxx and try to be the gruff father figure to her, or what's the ideal strat?
A toast… to /cum/!
>>222465533that's gon' put you down but good!
Don't call Latinx "beaners" please, we don't use those kind of words in this thread.
>>222465540How about Latwinx
>>222465532I pulled a 20 year old when I was 30 by just showing interest in her and her interests and sharing my interests and life with hershe actually showed interest in me first, idk if that is an important part or what
>>222465533
>>222465514based previous
https://youtu.be/Kppx4bzfAaE
Where can I get new Bluetooth earphones at 10:46 PM?
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>>222465565ん?
>>222465540True, they are so much more than bean eaters. They are also virile roofers, landscapers, and house cleaners. The blood of Santa Maria and the Aztecs courses through their proud noble racial line
>>222465565la cigüeña
I ate all my sister's doritos and almost threw up
>>222465565hello ñ i'd like you to meet my friend ł
>>222465563walmart closes at 11
>>222465578Rape correction is required
Lost $3200 on draftkings today award
I remember going into Walmarts like 10 years ago before the big jeet invasion happened. There were 24 hour ones near me and I'd walk around there at midnight to get some Twizzlers before going on a late night comfy drive. Nothing good lasts.
30+ year old foids on dating apps all have that look of deep pain in their eyes
>>222465585Imma go to 7 levin. Will blog post while I’m there.
>>222465615We might have been shitposting together from a shartmart parking lot all those years ago
we can all be victims
>>222465628*victimizes ur butt*
Covfefe time!
love love love
Zoom zoom doesn't wipe
just got raped
>>222465512spite
Both of my dads are dead im a gay orphan
>>222465627c o m f y
Paraguayos, ¡República o Muerte!Nuestro brío nos dio libertad;ni opresores, ni siervos alientan,donde reinan unión e igualdad.¡Unión e igualdad!¡Unión e igualdad!
I heard the most barbaric version of Rosanna today...god...but Toto were the yachtesthttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EWIgEtkE3GA&list=LL&index=1
Any other transgirls ITT
>>222465662>Both of my dadsHow did your Dad get pregnant
>>222465683https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=soAn0ntBaIw&list=LL&index=2
I'll take excuse to post that song
niggas be gaming
*any excuseyou know, if I didn't keep crashing out then we'd have a sweet frame of mind right over here, man
>>222465533i have never been more assured that my cutting out anything higher than 5% alcohol was the right decision. put the water bottles by your bed now, i'll say a prayer hoping for you not to get a headache or any 'interesting' shits.
>>222465700the ultimate manlet filter. "this is supposed to be comfortable, why are my arms way up here?"
>>222465700when and why did blue and pink and purple lighting become so popularwas it during the lockdown
https://youtu.be/x6Nr6EX3AwY?si=IqiCCD38g-MmWZof
https://youtu.be/WuyG_kRgnEk?si=IYyV6HOqSAkQRaOf
>>222465724because that nigga be a GAYmer
Matched with an 18 yr old Need to play it cool
The minivan I bought came with sons of anarchy season 5 on dvd
>>222465724Teal and orange was very late 2000s.Blue and pink and purple was very early 2020s.The next big thing will be purple and green. It is flashy, eye catching, and aesthetically pleasing.
>>222465724probably some WOKE libtard thing trying to turn the fuckin frogs TRANS that's my guess
>>222465756Nice kidnapper-mobile
>LAPD shot a 2 year old Golden Saint Berdoodle 4 times
>>222465773Noooo hah ha I only nap adults
I'm actually trans and I don't really think it's that funny to joke about
This World Cup shit sucks. We're in the knockout round already but still have to wait another week for play Turkey for no reason and then another week for the knockout round to actually start
steakstein is in my tummyberg
we are so back soccer bros...
>>222465784hey, we kicked a door off its hinges and started yelling. we told it to put its nose and tail on the ground, and it did not comply. some perps just have to be wasted.
>coworkers 3 year old son died suddenly
Does Viggo Mortensen look Italian? I saw a movie where he plays an Italian guy. It was weird. I think that he looks very Germanic and/or Slavic.
>>222465815lord have mercy
>>222465704It’s okay. I just pulled the image off the Internet. I’m not even drinking tonight.
>>2224656191000 cock stare
>>222465803i should be given a tall canadian gf who doesn't care that i'm a 30yo virgin psuedoneet
>>222465816They’re in the minority, but there are some Italians who look Germanic due to admixture from things like the Lombard invasions in the north, or the Norman invasions in the south
>>222465824then i'll just pray for you not having a bad crap anyway. it's the weekend, after all. <3
fuck kind of name is viggo anyway. that’s a clown name
still drinking
Hey girly I could be like your creepy uncle and buy booze for you so how about it baby i get you a 6 pack and you start sucking
>>222465845Thanks
Viggo Mortensen was in another movie where he played a Russian guy and that made a lot more sense in my opinion.
It's time to smoke some weed and get fucking baked
Ordered a pizza
>>222465857We love our Eastern Promises don’t we folks
>>222465860>>222465849
Niggo Mortensen
I always think of Eastern Promises when I’m at the barber and they get the straight razor out
It's time to bake some weed and get fucking smoked.
>>222465863what kind?
should i goon?
>>222465875shmokeeee
>>222465863what'd you get? my last was a philly cheesesteak stuffed crust, and a feta spinach regular large. swung the big coupon dick and knocked off almost twenty bucks.
>>222465866What's in the glass tonight
>>222465881you should drink beer, raise some hell, then beat debra
why are women so evil?
What's that
>>222465881you're gonna do it anyways. have my blessings
>>222465881When you get down to it what other option is there reallyIt's either jerk off, ladies of the night, or castration
>>222465756Lol kino. You gonna live out of that?
>>222465898>sampleDo better.
>>222465899You left out the only normal option which is getting a girlfriend or wife and having sex with her
Women just want to be spoiled
canadian twinks of /cum/ be like: "buddy my butt does NOT smell like maple taffy and vanilla >.< you are such a creep!!"
>>222465910worse, they want to be spoiled, and to be thanked for it.
>>222465887cabernet
what do
>>222465909>the only normal optionWhere do you think you are?
>>222465920?
>>222465920say goodbye to the landlord for methat summabitch has always bored me
>>222465876>>222465886Sicilliana
You need a social life to be a gf obtainer. Absent that it's the apps which are a crapshoot Whores don't play around you go straight to hitting the hole
>>222465920smack my bitch up
>>222465920i've never watched ringu, are the rules different from the american the ring?
just paid my futa taxes
>>222465939At least with the apps you can delude yourself into imagining she’s new to the app or something. Hiring an actual whore is just too gross for my taste
I clearly remember Shia Labeouf being in The Ring 2. He is a side character who dies from the tape and his face gets all melted. I remember this from when I saw the movie when it came out.But I watched it again and he is not in the movie at all. I checked wikipedia to make sure and he is not there.What is going on
Someone I went to hikeskool with died from fent which is wild because they were crazy athletic and seemed completely normal
>>222465973>Hiring an actual whore is just too gross for my tasteI've never found it gross but idk I suppose when you're horny enough nothing seems gross
marinela effect
>>222465815vaxxed
>>222465974i saw that movie in theaters guy, he was not in that. you are a treveler from a very rare timeline, or just a fellow crapshow memory sufferer.
>>222465990DiStefano be like “actually it’s the marinara effect”
>>222465990hello mr pendejo
I SEE THRU THE BRICKSTO THE SEA, FACKING STRAYAAAAhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qZwr511qGoY&list=LL&index=19
>>222465994I remember it clearly. It stands out to me because I knew him from Even Stevens on the Disney channel and I thought it was crazy to see him in a horror movie.This is the time when he was just starting to get into more serious movies.
>>222465974Based dementia haver
Playing some drums tonighthttps://voca.ro/1ll0DwhtX0yW
>>222465982Could be they did some other drug and it was laced with fent
do you all think she ever came on his dick?
>>222466024Yeah that seems like it's the problem. The obituary says some bullshit about mental health issues
>>222465619Idk that sounds like projection
>>222466028all day long
>>222466016pretty nice actually, I feel like the drums are a bit too loud though
>>222466043she's a latina whore. god wtf
invite me to a bbq party at the weekendthank you
>>222466037Just my observation Loads of 30+ couples too listed as "enm" and the guy always looks so pathetic and sad lol Actually kinda amazing how many millennials couples there are like that,
Imagine eating this good
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cl4zodt2dJo
I said 'never meant to rain on your parade' to another person today in perfect midatlantic US English
starting to get drunk right nowvodka + soda
>>222466028Who ?
>>222466073https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n5uxUo-hEAs&list=LL&index=23
>>222466073isnt beelzebub lord of the flies?
>>222466083No that's asmongold
>>222466070could've done way better desu
>>222466083dunno. the song is based on the novel
>>222466073Is this one of the Blaze Bayley era Maiden tracks? Never heard of this song before.
Being a rogue dark Jedi in Star Wars. Not having the serious responsibilities of a Sith or a Jedu, but just running around the galaxy and doing whatever the frick you want. As long as you steer clear of Jedi you shouldn't have any problems.
>>222466089>>222466094okay he is the lord of the flieshttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Beelzebub
>>222466083its ba'al zvuv, latinization of bible verses is so silly.
>>222465920Put on a comically large pair of glasses and say: “You wouldn’t hit a guy with glasses now, wouldya?”
Anybody else feel like they're an undiagnosed aspie but too ashamed to admit it? Like you're living in the spectrum closet?
>>222466088>remote up ass
>>222466098yeah. x factor is super underrated the best 90s maiden album in my opinion. blood on the world hands, 2 am, sign of the cross, man on the edge, lord of the flies. lots of good stuff in it
You know Andrew W.K.? He's not an instinctive musician. He's not even a pop songwriter. He lacks the tunes.
>>222466135I'm a normie in denial
>>222466143Have you had sex in the last 5 years?
>>222466135yeah i suspect it but honestly it seems too corny to ask people to evaluate me.
>>222466156Yeah
>>222466156doxxable info
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KT-mRoG9FmI&list=LL&index=27HAI!
>>222466069ethical non monogamy seems like a huge meme and i personally believe anyone who does it is a dripped up gigacuck BUT all you have to do to not be in an ethical non monogamy relationship is to just say no. i will be looking for a relationship where we are exclusive simple as, whatever other people do is their business and my spectator sport
>>222466174same T B H
I had a roommate with aspergers. All he did was play crash cart bandicoot 24/7. He somehow had a really hot girlfriend but pretty sure she was mostly using him for money
II BELIEVEI BELIEVE THATI BELIEVE ITS STAYING HOMEI BELIEVE ITS STAYING HOMEI BELIEVE ITS STAYING HOME
>>222466194woah
Do you want to have coffee at Starbucks with a Japanese girl?
>>222466194how do i take the aspergerpill? can i learn this power?
>>222466211Wouldn't that mean Argentina is gonna win
>>222466181>all you have to do to not be in an ethical non monogamy relationship is to just say no. I'm not searching for these people they just appear on dating apps if you don't have the age range set
>>222466230the trophy is in america, not argentina
pvt Gómez pls
>>222466037Being unmarried in your 30s is different for men vs women. They have a shorter timeline than we do when it comes to having kids.
This summer might be your last.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XXt0GHf0_sg&list=LL&index=34YOU DON'T YACHTTHIS YACHTS
>>222465799That's not so bad we get to troll one team or another by playing more or less hard
>>222465663How drunk was this mf lol
>>222466253inshallah
>>222466222This is Singh Hortons country
when the bible refers to things appearing out of thin air like with the feeding of the multitude, did they spawn without making any noise or movement like a gmod prop or did some sort of process happen where they formed via air-liquid like in atomic heart, like did it load from top to bottom, did it appear when nobody was looking, did small mineral-like veins appear, did little squares slowly bring them into existence like in transformers? I mean god didn't need to do anything in particular hes, you know, god.But say if a modern person had to make a movie where these things happen, wich would seem less pretentious?
>>222466181I'm a sex degenerate but yeah polyamory is bullshit. Functional romantic relationships don't exist between multiple people
>>222466246imagine if someone stole it wouldn't that be funny
>>222466222i was originally going say sure, but that i'd pass on the coffee part, since it disagrees with me. but one by one, the idea feels less and less appealing. she's gonna want to talk. i don't speak japanese. i don't like eating outdoors, because bugs get on your food. it might be hot out. i might have to shit after. nah, i don't think so.
I would rather go to Starbucks over Singh Hortons any day.
>>222466253That's fine
>>222466288last time i went in a starbucks it was mostly jeets
gockity gockity gockity gockity gock
>>222466280usually the guy accepts because he's fucking over the girl in some non-literal way, and wants to make up for it deep down. think like, retard gambler who blew all her money. in a literary poetic sense, the guy who is so guilty he agrees to non-monogamy has fucked her the hardest
just realized i am wearing an american eagle shirt even though i hate the usa
>>222466275It probably made a fart noise
>>222466265He has some kind of brain defect, he's a real asshole too. He has a Youtube channel where he just gets mad at other people on the road for minor things despite him being a brain damaged idiot who almost kills people. /o/ trolled him a bit years ago too, I got banned from commenting on his channel after I insulted him.
>>222466301I love these united statesand I stand for well not all of what they representlet's be real here
>>222466294howdy
Happy almost solstice /cum/!
*gets in an elevator, pushes the buttons for all the floors, and then gets out*
>>222466310>>222466314>>222466318https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AshTvxslz1Q&list=LL&index=38
im sweating
>>222466330WOO!
>>222466323whenever i leave hotels i set the alarm clock to go off at some stupid ass hour like 3am
>>222466318the /cum/mer solstice is nigh
>>222466294evenin pardner
>>222466340they reset the clocks as part of the room refresh jsyk
>>222465625so did you get your headphones or not?
I'm listening to dungeon synth.https://youtu.be/_cATn3SfuGs
menstruation is fake and simply feminist propaganda to gain sympathy
>>222466357https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w85k3kBRoQI
>>222466369No.
>>222466302Like reberb fart noise and the object appears
>>222466353i don't expect that the mexican or indian cleaning the room will always remember
saw many a knee grow downtown today. I suspect its because of their "holiday"
>>222466369https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z-mxBDuRaZ8
SaurianimiaEtymology: Sauria (lizard/dinosaur) + animia (from the Latin animus, meaning spirit, soul, or impulse).Definition: The sudden, overwhelming impulse to shed one's human identity and adopt the majestic, chaotic persona of a prehistoric reptile.
this general ain't big enough for the both of us
>>222466369>soft boyscan relate, hahahha
>>222466379shit in the coffee maker if you really wanna play a good prank
>>222466382t. silurian
>>222466384https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rvrZJ5C_Nwg
>>222466387are you high or drunk?
>>222466398I unironically started liking The Whole Of The Moon cause of him
>>222466403or just an ordinary guy? has she done all that she can do?
>>222466398
>>222466410is that really what you do in your spare time? how fascinatingly morose.
What would make your life better?
>>222466382but humans evolved from synapsids not sauropsids
>>222466426a quick, painless death
>>222466426nuclear holocaust, unironically. i say this as someone with a house, multiple cars, tons of money saved, no criminal record, and all the possessions i want and need.
>>222466426a girlfriend
>>222465502https://youtu.be/r1-YMsOUE2I?si=P-Ajgu2fQl_CZXB5
>>222466426a little less inhibition
>>222466429synapsids were pretty funny
i hate how captcha's for creating threads are worse then posting. sometimes i have a good thread idea and it's too annoying to create a thread
>>222465502https://youtu.be/xIp3INOTH4M?si=iNu6yczPNQblQThy
>>222466448best song on the album
>>222466438can you imagine if there were suicide booths that vaporized you instantly, that would be good i think
>>222466439Thanatos: In psychoanalysis, this is the unconscious drive toward death, decay, and destruction, acting as the counterpart to Eros (the life drive)
>>222466340LOL
>>222466465not just good, that would be amazing.
>>222466452but spend money on buying a pass anon it's not a big deal just give the website run by retarded trannies your money.
always get hard when i see this (i'm german and my gf is brazilian)
>>222466451oh nonononononoLOOK AT THE TOP OF HIS HEAD
he has suddenly become quirky and funny. i wonder if its because of her. its a 180 degree change desu
>>222466472t.Germanpreet
>>222466469maybe its a trap and it teleports you somewhere worse
>>222466483just give me the good ol death
>>222466480The hell u talking about there's no foids here
i'm sweating
every time i post i'm called a jeeti guarantee i'm whiter than you all because i'm ginger (white) and get sunburnt easily. canadians need to stop calling each other jeets because it looks bad for us, we instantly lose an argument when someone calls us a jeet
>>222466426The Butterfly Effect wasn't a good movie but, basically that
>>222466391that might be a common indian style prank but that's not quite my style
>>222466481lmao bodied that freak
>>222466492fuck you guys are nhilistic. maybe life would be less shit if you actively chose to live by a standard
>>222466506if only you knew how bad things really are (for some people)
>>222466499Is that you, SJ?
>>222466506>chose to live by a standardvery funny you devil. very funny
niggas be living in squalor with ants in their mattresses no wonder they wanna kill themselves
>>222466520idk who sj is so no, I'm sorry man
>>222466512at the very least you should be boycotting everything. Easy way to win
>>222466522my gf had an ant on her pillow and i was pissed. i hate pharoah ants, they're fucking impossible to get rid of. our apartment exterminators are completely useless
Ants in your pants
>>222466495she was here last week. he was home late and i wonder if they did. that would send both to hell btw. its sad but its the truth.
>>222466522they want change but they dont want to actually undertake the challenge of doing something different every day because that means they have to accept some level of responsibility for the shitty conditions they live in
>>222466521fuck you nigger, people like you hold white people back. No wonder things are shit today
sometimes i send messages to famous people hoping i can make an impact on them
>>222466551no one is holding anyone back. free will exists for a reason.
>>222465502>has guns>Too lazy to use them against powerful shitty peopleOH SAY CAN YOU SHARTTTT
>>222466537if you live in an apartment you'll never be rid of them because you almost definitely have disgusting thirdie neighbours who live in abject filth and the ants will just come through the walls and utility chases between the units.
>>222466551> you hold white people backI'm White and I'm living great. If you think you're held back because you're white, it's probably because you're dumb/incompetent.
oof
Phillip K Dick, saw other versions of earth, apparently this is one of the better timelines
>>222466558wrong? Many laws today are pretty jewish, and palantir will soon make free will obsolete
>>222466539Lice in my ass
>>222466568I'm white and I hate how people with SHIT skin are TAKING MY FUCKING JOBS. I want a violent revolution right now
>>222466570Philip K Dick took so much amphetamine it killed him at 52...but at least he wrote the likes of UBIK...literally too good for H'wood
>>222466571humans chose to suppress the free will of other humans by their own volition. its on them. but we have the power to chose and that makes us superior to beings who lack the absolute power to choose free.
>>222466562Business idea:Build an apartment building, and only rent it out to Wypipo; charge a premium for improved living conditions
i don't understand the "i'm just going for a drive" dudesdriving annoys the shit out of me, in particular everyone else on the road
>>222466586>>222466571>power to chose*power to choose>choose free.*choose freelysorry im drunk but you understand the point
>>222466584He lived a good life
>>222466582I have a job because I'm smarter than "shit skin" people. If you don't have a job and are blaming brown people, you're fighting for bottom barrel jobs.
>>222466587These exist, they are just extremely expensive.
business idea: never meet women for years at a time and then go on an anonymous internet forum to gish gallop about not having a girlfriend
i could live in a utopia and i'd still be miserable because i'm the problem or the problem is inside me
if i were a supervillain i'd create insects that were 200 feet tall
I hate textingHard to keep that right balance of keeping the banter going without taking the joke too far
>>222466614Seneca said that
>>222466600also, someone should do an actual adaptation of DADOES, you know?
>>222466601I'm in college to get a BAS in robotics and AI, and the job they recommend me is being a robot technician. What the fuck do I do? I can't find anything
>>222466597Late at night there's fewer people. You can just put some music on and zone out
>>222466612its worse than that. women are naturally repelled by my presence. there's something in my aura.
>>222466612>gish gallop What?
woman you should be in university. why am i seeing you every week?
>>222466570Have you read Flow My Tears, the Policeman Said?
/cum/ should pool our resources to buy a skiff and become pirates in the Strait of Hormuz
>>222466625You're gonna work as a babysitter for robots? Quite grim.
>>222466651https://youtu.be/rdB13lFexNk?si=FJhTv6woc4lZZ_a3FUCK YES
>>222466651some of you /cum/niggas actually look a little excited to swab the poopdeck. shiver me timbers...
>>222466649I actually liked John Dowland before I ever read this novel...you know, because I'd been at school, not cause I'm this hipster
>>222466664you can be the cabin boy, bend over
>>222466656the fuck you mean? I'm enjoying it
>>222466631You gotta be as cool as a cucumber with the women. You have to pretend like you don't care even when your dick is as hard as rock. It's all a game to them, sick twisted creatures
>>222466649No
Let's rob us some israeli cargo ships, ladshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gwIRzgbe2jo
Michael Ouweleen helped drive Cartoon Network into the ground>Cancelled Billy & Mandy for being a "hateful fart cartoon">Humiliated Maxwell Atoms in front of other CN animators before firing him>Pushed for live-action like Out of Jimmy's Head and CN Real>Cancelled Venture Bros the moment Mike Lazzo left Adult Swim because Ouweleen's own show (Birdman) got cancelled back then
count your blessings.
>>222466625idk man, but it's not the fault of brown people. Do you think brown people are taking robotics and AI jobs, and that's the reason why you can't get a job? No. There's someone else to blame.
my mom told me that stealing was wrong
>>222466697FIRE THE CANOONS
>>222466707>Do you think brown people are taking robotics and AI jobsthey are THO
>>222466707There's an indian in one of my classes sooooo....What's funny is how I completely BTFOd him in grades
>>222466618I think emojis are cringe but really I see their utility, and my repulsion towards team is a character failing
>>222466724
You seem so out of contextIn this gaudy apartment complexA stranger with your door keyExplaining that I'm just visitingAnd I am finally seeingWhy I was the one worth leaving
>>222466677wat
>>222465533dat stuff is too sweet. like drinking candy, cannae egen taste the alcohol in it
>>222466820i lost my virginity in highschool with deathcab for cutie playing in the backgroundnot my personal taste nowadays but ill always have a fondness for all of their iterations
