latex edishold: >>222487399
>>222489204sup mouldie
Done a big shite, fucking stinks
Got a girl pregnant once just by looking after her
>>222489221bizarre reply
https://www.thortful.com/card/the-things-that-make-national-treasure-bradley-walsh-laugh-your-age-being-one-65fd9374d799b553d03af82c?variation=6425a1ed0573de03eba53dc8&option=6425a6c77f42441e4ce51df9
Hello crodies and mouldies
Wish Spaino was here
The UK gets worse and worse by the day.
why did he do it?
>>222489235mcafee
>>222489238were* you fucking imbecile
doing a read
>>222489260for me, it's c cup
I have never put my penis inside a vagina
>>222489260Miss my blonde B cup big ass queen
Shagged a girl so hard once she fainted from how good it was
>>222489260why is G smaller than E and F?
You lads ever start writing a post but then realise it's utterly cringe and gay so you delete it all
>>222489289because it's AI slop
>>222489281kek, this is also me as well
>>222489297No but wish you did
Must... Not... Wank...
If I came over, would you call me 'governor'?
>>222489297yes all the time
>>222489284b-b-b-based if true>>222489310lorda mercy
>>222489297yeah often
>>222489314is that your name?
hellol
>>222489284
wynona's got herself a big brown beaver and she shows him off to all her friends
>>222489297no, why would you care, you are anon, I don't care even with my out of the ordinary flag
i always thought i was the only genuine virgin here but not anymore!
>>222489330Mr lumps
>>222489347don't fun of me
>>222489342how old are you and what race
>>222489336
Need Emma Watson to shit in my mouth.
>Average Young Thug fan loves to suck thick twink cock (Femboy)
>>222489335Virgins like you wouldn't know, but I once shagged a virgin who had to go to A&E because my cock was so massive The nurse flirted with me as well
>>222489342how was he?
>>2224893611 800 pain if they were British
>>222489375i am shagging the one on the lefti am shagging her with my penis
>what's his name
>>222489405unfunny greek fat man
co-worker of mine has been doing coke every day for a month just to play runescape during work hours. dont understand it at all.
>>222489405only good as a laugh track for nick mullen to be funny to
>>222489413https://vocaroo.com/11TImgzy5xs7>>222489437lol
>>222489437Ever sucked him off?
>>222489405Liked him in that alien movie with what’s her name that was in Superbad Never seen his podcasts or comedy though
>>222489362SEA but im not a native here>how old are youdoxxable info xx>>222489386you misread it or maybe i just worded my post badly. im still a virgin
Can you imagine being a yank and not being able to legally drink until you're 21
>>222489297Couldn't be me>>222489310CORRRRRRRRR 'Nitz
>>222489459yeah i'm not retarded so i can imagine loads of things
my name a jeff lol
>>222489437you mean hes playing runescape at work whilst high off coke?
>>222489449needs him screeching with laughter over the top of it
I drew a picture in MS Paint of what it looks like after Emma Watson takes off her underwear.
>>222489466really wish she'd have married me then she'd have killed herself at a later date rather than like what a month ago
>>222489405I'd like to have a framed pic of Stav in the hallway for the lolz
everything surrounding the divegrass cup is far more interesting than the actual "sport"
imagine running through a field towards your loving wife
nth for the baddiedem
>>222489454what about trying to find a woman from your country and promising to bring her to malaysia
>>222489481she is so messy
Been playing stellaris all night and masturbating constantly so far this weekendFeel like death
>>222489491you're such boring posters it's like you're incapable of having a single original thought
sir engagement baiter
>>222489510Might try doing all that tomorrow since it's what God would want
>>222489452Never saw it, is it a good movie, I like to support Greeks (the director) >>222489476https://stavbot.github.io/enjoy lad>>222489487Literally looks like one of my Greek uncles
might go for a traditional latin mass tomorrow
>>222489497that sounds like a lot of effort. i'd rather stay in my smelly bedroom and hope someone falls in love with me after seeing me through the window xx
>>222489559as gay as going to a literal larp
make some fucking posts
>>222489485For me it's someone reaching out and sectioning her after she stopped taking her anti-pychotics and spent 2 months doom posting about her own suicide. Poor lass should've took some shitty pills that gave her a stomache ache but nooo her "animus is too androgynous" that she has the gazump to hang herself instead. I get angry thinking about it, girlie whyyyy
>>222489578might be the exact opposite of gay considering the church's stance
>>222489596shut up man
The Cornish independence movement received unexpected publicity in 2004, when Channel 4's Alternative Christmas message, featuring the Simpsons, showed Lisa Simpson chanting Free Cornwall Now! / Rydhsys rag Kernow lemmyn! ("Freedom for Cornwall now!") and holding a placard saying "UK OUT OF CORNWALL".
www.com
rats are cute arent theywant one as a pet
Shagged a bird's fanny with my big cock and my helmet started poking out her arse
>>222489616mcafee
>>222489564bro's gonna find love in malaysia like a french romance movie
>>222489616not clicking that virus
>>222489609remember when her character was that she was supposed to be an insufferable libtard?
>>222489599Don’t care you mutt
>>222489454why do you live in sea if youre not nativemalaysia isnt even one of the good sea countries
>>222489628enjoy the plague
Cornish? Don't like Pasties, love
>>222489596based
receiving news that heatherfreak has passed away
getting a pet parrot that will outlive me by 30 years
>>222489204You know it's sad how most people my age have careers a degree and trade but I am 23 and working landscaping also I suck at everything
>>222489608No, I've had a few drinks and I'm annoyed. Watched Ivory Coast bottle the draw in the pub, was fucking fuming
at Spoons watching the bouncers kick someone out
>>222489616the last site of the internet
farting out ny willy
>>222489645are you gay and that's why you are upset? you're still welcome any time in a catholic church
>>222489668i'm 23 and i've never had a job so
>>222489674bizarre lie
live a completely different life than most of my mates. they all drink and do drugs and go to raves and parties and that and i play magic the gathering and go to dnd nights and go to shoegaze concerts on my own
is heathernonce also the one who spams the dead e-girl
>>222489694why are you even mates
>>222489694ktimdont like the taste of alcohol and never done drugs bc i dont leave my room and know nobody and if i asked id sound like a fed
they should have the love island competitors play mariokart or dnd
why do Scots talk funny?
do you think the blue check rorkes on twitter ever get bored of being angry
Spaki's back!
>>222489703No that's the gyaldem spammer who also pretends to be religiousHeathernonce was obsessed with a virgin e-girl called Heather Green though hence the name
>>222489703thats the other autistic freak
i remember when heathermong was called smellymong
>>222489708started being mates in school. but also we do really enjoy each other's company, just in neutral territory. I count the pub as neutral territory as long as none of their druggie mates are around because they'll only have drinks if it's just the core friend group there.
>>222489726and he also posts vtubers doesn't he. grim existance
>>222489741should try drugs theyre quite fun
heathernonce was low key onto something with the black people-irish affinity theory, ngl
>>222489748not interested tbqh. despise the idea of not having full control of my brain and body.
>>222489736i look like this and say this
>>222489751it wasn't even his thinglike all gimmicks he posts, he parasitically attached to it
>Searching for posts that contain ‘nth for the baddiedem’. 1319 results found.>Searching for posts that contain ‘nth for the gyaldem’. 2021 results found.
i will fight and die for ukraine against russian invasions!
I'm trans
>>222489726Nothing about my faith is pretend
>>222489687I just hate my life and don't have anything to be thankful for
>>222489770Forgot to search for the holodem
saying "feds" as a brit is pooey nonce behaviour
>>222489755>despise the idea of not having full control of my brain and body.Drugs give you elevated control
>>222489796having seen some mongs in k holes and listening to gibbering idiots repeating the same story 300 times at 300mph, i very much doubt that
>>222489779psy or goa?
Played some Kingdom Hearts 2 and winding down for bed now team going to be scorching the next week or so not looking forward to it my mental health will deteriorate
>>222489770+1 to my nth for the holodem count on the following new
>>222489779im swedish
>>222489819So do you just not want a romantic life or what? You never bring it up
browsing rightmove and spareroom for incel bedsits that i can wear turbans and smoking jackets and smoke opium in
>>222489793Searching for posts that contain ‘nth for the holodem’. 921 results found.
>>222489660
>>222489830s
>>222489792start your own landscaping company
>>222489808You wouldn't understand because you've never been that in control of your senses
>>222489822you've been making these posts on average 4 times a day for over three years now. don't you think that it's a bit of a waste of your life?
List of known Heatherpaedo "special interests":>Mr Smelly>Heather Green>Blocked arteries>Irish diaspora and BMWF>Ziedy's spam>Bing Image Creator and ChatGPT>Asian earwax>Asian belly buttons>Sanction Suicide forum>Tonsil stones>Cleft lip and palates>Wisdom teeth>Itchy tattoos>Trenchfoot>The moors murders>Nazism>ADHD and other disorders being a Jewish invention>Jews encouraging white people to disown their parents>Bad psyche Almost certainly missed a few
>>222489639we can only hope xx>>222489651it was better than my hometown according to my great grandad and it still is. i've never actually left this country or even this state>malaysia isnt even one of the good sea countriesmoving around is tiring so i'm planning to stay here for good. i might move to a colder area up in the mountains 1 day though because it's too hot here even for me
>>222489870my mates have described the feeling to me and "control" is never used
>>222489755nothing wrong with giving it a little try is there? its very easy to just take a little to see if you like the feeling without losing any control
/brit/ is the only place i receive news about anythingwouldn't have a clue what was going on in the world otherwise
>>222489893>Irish diaspora and BMWFI've been psy-op'ed with this one, saw a white block with his little half black kid and immediately thought "Irish diaspora"
just watched salad fingers, why are british people so weird and creepy
>>222489893Probably the most insane poster to come from this general.
>>222489893saving for future heathernonce identification
>>222489909Hope you saw the news about that lady who shagged 100 blokes but it was her partners fault, holding back the urge from reposting it
>>222489916i saw a lot of wmbf couples at the beach and the men were all ginger so i believe it
>>222489881Nah it's a mere ritual post, I just post them once a thread I happen to browse. Well the vast majority of those threads rarely I forget or choose not too
>>222489909me too but i would love it if people never posted news here at all so i could achieve full zen state
>>222489893Forgot to mention the Jewish rabbit
>>222489893pretty sure he's the charlie veitch spammer too
>>222489794one could argue that the Metropolitan Police's status as a specialist and multiregional policing and investigations force is not dissimilar to the role of the US Federal Bureau of Investigation and that the rap niggers, whilst being yankified, are not being completely ignorant in their use of the term
>>222489832Things are going on behind the scenes
>>222489916Met a nice Irish woman on a train to London, she married a Ugandan chap
>>222489893there was this one indian woman with cancer. i think there were a few vloggers with terminal illnesses he was obsessed with for a while
>>222489916>psy-op'edThis one is actually true though
>>222489968our fbi is the nca
the heathergod glaze is absurdhop off
>>222489946same
they are all the same poster btw
>>222489962Doubt it, the Veitch spammer literally just posts "the new eitch" with a link once a day then fucks offWhenever Heatherpaedo is obsessed with someone he makes it known by posting multiple screenshots of their videos with filenames usually like "asasdf" and samefagging repeatedly
watching videos of women standing with a pole stuck up their fanny so they cant get off or move
what does it mean
reading a yaoi about a spunky german who falls in love with the english big bad
Well, the end to the The Amazing Digital Circus was quite the emotional rollercoaster indeed. Sad what happened Jax but the ending was nice at least.
>>222490024reading your tombstone. it says here lies boring bastard
look like 3 completely different people stapled together
I had a German roommate for a year and she would cook stuff nobody else wanted to eat, I ate em cause I felt bad, it wasn't that bad...
love when he calls himself heathergod and that post gets deleted with all the rest
>>222489893should add on linea nigra to the belly button thing
>>222490055see >>222490056
the footy's on the tele
>what was prime heatherchad like?
oh argentina flag spams here too i thought we were special...
is there a better tv now than 8k?
dont hear much about quorn these days
ukraine shall be free and I will fight for their cause!
>>222490104yeah 16k
we need a normie/fakecel boardim tired of being a massive loser trannyfucker NEET incel
>>222490108i didnt realise that vegans cant eat any of their stuff. its all got egg in
Have a Ukrainian neighour and she used to get drunk on balcony, sing and then cry, but she stopped doing that a year ago cause they called the police.
-£50 to my walletcount
>>222490074Watching it x
720p is enough for mee
>>222490131that is hilarious who is the mould for then
>>222490083fuck off heathermong you evil ghoul
mad how all the additions to the yank world cup are complete dogshit only added to increase monetisation>hydration breaksads for americans = more monies>more teamsmore games = more monies>referee bodycamsawful quality pointless interruptions but theyre sponsored by lenovo = more monies
whats beter? OLED or QLED?
>>222489466hard to sympathize wiv diss thottery
What's the job market like for the perpetually unemployed 30 year old man with no qualifications?
looking at all the deleted heatherpedo posts and screaming
if i was a jiggaboo, i could find me my rootswith a afro big as a watermelon, and a pair of white disco boots
>>222490154having sex
>a mere ritual postwhat did he mean by this
Watching videos on 360p to save on electricity
>>222490153wrong. the biggest change for american audiences is increased pace of the game from better formal var protocol, analytics prioritising pacey ngubus and breaks meaning the game can played in quick spurts
heatherfungus accidentally reveals that he wanks to pangpang tiktoks
>>222490149I'm not him but he would get such a laugh out of seeing how much he winds you all up Lol
>>222490083Joined one of smelly gang and heather's streams once, they were very confused and wondered where I came from
>>222490187he watches and posts about porn 24/7 it is his entire life it is really sad
billy fury - wondrous place
theory: gyaldemnonce is diego
we are all diego
chunehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EZOiy1-cnxM
theory: tim poster is gary eats poster
>>222490156Cute tiktok dances aren't thottery, it's cute girls doing cute things
>>222489893the baffling ones are all the medical oneslike yeah BMWF is understandable because he has a cuck fetish but why is he so obsessed with tonsil stones or trenchfoot
>>222490276Who?
downloading fifa 26 so i can bring USA world cup victory
>>222489375Good to see Tango without his cane
>>222490302the fuck
fucking hell, whole day just passed my by and i spent it dong mundane chores.
s
>>222490301I just played fifa last week for the first time in years, I still fucking got it, didn't know any of the players though....
>>222490287he has them
argentina is the whitest team in this world cup
when you put his symptoms side by side (needs updating) it really does go to show how mentally unwell this freak is
>>222490338ive never played it once in my life, on sale 80% off so i'll give it a try
guess i'll just die on thursday then
>>222490302ZASED
>>222490302why dont they remove the insides and poo from it
>>222490366It's a fun game, that's the only thing I was playing on the PS back in the day along with Tekken.
10 cans deep and a little bit erect
It is a sign of our times, conspicuous to the coarsest observer, that many intelligent and religious persons withdraw themselves from the common labors and competitions of the market and the caucus, and betake themselves to a certain solitary and critical way of living, from which no solid fruit has yet appeared to justify their separation. They hold themselves aloof: they feel the disproportion between their faculties and the work offered them, and they prefer to ramble in the country and perish of ennui, to the degradation of such charities and such ambitions as the city can propose to them. They are striking work, and crying out for somewhat worthy to do! What they do, is done only because they are overpowered by the humanities that speak on all sides; and they consent to such labor as is open to them, though to their lofty dream the writing of Iliads or Hamlets, or the building of cities or empires seems drudgery.
would genuinely love to see what heatherfungus looks like in real life
>>222490411bet your knob tastes all beery
why do you drink many cans of beer at home instead of drinking harder stuff but in less quantity
not a smokernot a tokernot a drinkeronly thing keeping me alive really, were i to take any of that i up i'd be dead
>>222490448personally it is because i like the taste of beer
>>222490487nobody does. annd if they say they do its because they dont want to look gay infront of their mates
any curacao vs ecuador man in
>>222490500well i do and i am gaynow what
>>222490500same with anything i dont personally like
you see some foreign students on spareroom who are phd students and they cant even write a coherent sentence in the room ad. how are they doing phd level stuff with poor english
>>222490500when you associate the bitter taste with the high that follows you begin to like iti enjoy dark beer and dark coffee
yeah baby show me some cheese
>>222490518same for the sting of dark cock
>>222490521
i had to ask how to greentext when i first started using 4chan
>>222490386yeah this is my irk herewhy not remove the poo...
>>222490531if thats what you get off on but you should use lube
>>222490343the australian national team is literally all white, same with the czech.Most teams are mostly white, this culture war shite is so tiring.
>>222490531and you know this from personal experience?
>>222490538>be me>first time on 4chins>ask how to greentext>newfag.lol >cry
>>222489260j cup is perfect
>>222490553best australian player is the black muscular and athletic striker
>>222490563well it's clearly c cup
>>222490553>the australian national team is literally all whitethey have 6 blacks and 1 indian
>>222490561once it breaks the crust you know you've got the hard bit out of the way. but he's got the hard bit in your way LOL!
>>222490578what?
just had a beer poo
>>222490429perhapswant to test it for me babes x
*runs into the thread*
>>222490582thought gay blokes would know this
>>222490576no way is an Indian playing professional football
>>222490578YWNBAW/YWNBAW
Thinking of all the brits now in the US being taught how to drink at our bars lol
got the wanking music on
>>222490587they reading a map?
>>222490553>Most teams are mostly whitewho is gonna tell him?>culture war you mean demographic replacement we are supposed to politely ignore?
Go to bed
>>222489260for me? It has to be J cup
can it really be called animal abuse to give a dog a handjob?
>>222490585haha why not xfor a laugh x
>>222490620no
>>222490629
>>222490587the cia niggas coming for me
>>222489204Where are the fucking lovely cans?!
look at this
i wish i could hypnotise myself to fall asleep faster
>>222490593the fuck is the crust?
>>222490643here comes the woke mob
sucking a landenum. toking the nigga opium
>english fans doing anti-trump chantsimagine escaping your prison island to show off your TDS while ignoring your own two-tier Keir but >le orange man bad
big big chungus haha lol
>>222490641Yes, stupid runt, go to bed get a good job and make some babies (unless you're Irish or Irish-adjacent)
and look at this
had a dream I was at a family get together but there was a gay orgy occurring in one of the rooms for some reasondadberg was talking about complaining to the manager and mumberf said you can't complain on Tuesdays
>>222490660you sound mad lol
>>222490656the solid outer poo layer
>>222490649Fake mate
that's nigger Starmer btw
>>222490660haha really?*starts talking to someone else*
did the gay people in manchester all choose to live there because its called the gay village
>>222490680don't fink it is mate
>>222490674he has a reason to be mad though to be quite honest
>>222490672i had a dream about an orgy just a few days ago too.i went to an orgy but no woman wanted to fuck with me, i got quite close with one but a dude just came over and cucked me. Went home still a virgin.
i have a hole in my sock
>>222490675do you not know how to wipe your ass?
say hi to Shrimp
you sound rattled
I have a hole in my heart
>>222490702you have to crack the crust. you cant get that part with toilet paper.
>>222490668why
>>222490707hi Shrimp
i have a hole in my bum
>>222490707hello little faggot shrimp
>>222490707Hi Shrimp cutie kisses x
me arsehole died in the holly
>>222490721don't believe that for a fucking second
>>222490707ni hao
Im posting feet pls lmk if it’s queen or boy feet?This guy needs boy feet but it’s over
>>222490707another one
>>222490707*tips my fedora*salutations sir shrimp
>>222490714learn to wash your ass please
>>222490707how many cats you have?
>>222490697sorry to hear that
currently eating a cereal bar of undisclosed origin
poo lol
>>2224907576
where's the pooish newish
>>222490707hi shrimp
just had Jewish star as cspatchs
>>222490788do they go outside?
>>222490740long feets
let me fuck all petite bongs rn, hope they aren’t insecure though……..
>>222490740looks like normal feets to me
>>222490757two inside cats (Shrimp and Vinnie) and two outside ones (Glenda and Peach)
freeze up sem boy pussydem
>>222490798Thanks I need the long feet inspiration
>>222490759the dreams a person has says quite a lot about them dont you think?
this is a spooky storyhttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hexham_Heads
>>222490788that is too many
the guy's name is keir = queer lmao uk more like ugay
sorry I won't post that again
>>2224908035 is normal yes
sir keir starmer is saving this dead cuntry
>>222490834>>222490834
>>222490827gay used to mean happy, so you're the fool when you call someone gay, because you're saying they're happy.
>>222490806friendly cats :)
Clapdecamer.
>>222490716Nigger sex
