/brit/: latex edish edition
doing a read
>>222490827https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6b-3vgq95F0
ooo le spooky dark figure in the night
let's go over and over
>>222490847usa = u is gay lol
the smiths - stop me if you think you've heard this one before
I am the Mumbai don
Having another manic depressive episode, got lost in a corn patch down the local allotment earlier and mum had to get the police outcurrently in a "voluntary" mental health facility
Missus just sent me this
>>222490834interesting edition
>>222490872the bombay benchod
>>222490842i've always found it quite weird how female sexuality is celebrated meanwhile male sexuality is seen as something disgusting and perverse.I understand the historical reasons that led to it but whenever you see a woman saying outrageous things i think about how nobody would be alright with it if it was a man saying it.
>>222490875scr
>>222490875do they call you the corn patch menace
>>222490875you got lost... in an allotment?
>>222490875sorry to hear that will they give you any fun medication
I feel your touch your kiss is not enough
>>222490875: my life a gay corn
>>222490875quit going to the corn fields then fool. you're just going to get lost again and again and one day mommy isnt gonna come.
my life a peepee poopoo life
Me showing feet in thread to make ex that browses Brit…….. get hectic
grabbed the wrong size hair clipper and now ive got a 2 all overnot had such short hair in over 20 yearfeels quite nice but i dont like how it looks
>>222490882jews suberveted any sort of decency and christian morals following ww2 as revenge for the holocaust. they specifically promoted "free sex" and the "sexual revolution" here in the 60s and obviously helped make porn legal and widespread
nigga got lost in a corn field
what was once an allotment near me has now been turned into a weird muslim monument without any planning permission from the council and obviously the people living there don't like it and the muslims are taking to tiktok to call them all racist
>>222490931more like an allah-tment
>>222490931what kind of muslim monument
>>222490921
think you can try but you won't be able
last time they institutionalized me i claimed habeas corpus and they just let me go
>>222490936something like that...>>222490940not entirely sure, it's just some pillars with some england flags and union flags attached, they've got the weird star and crescent in the middle though. Guy calls himself the Muslim voice of the UK
this is the real world cup
drink dance bubble
would love to capture a nigga from north sentinel island
there's a gay porn hidden inside this gay porn
reading reddit
any good phone games? i feel like being a retard
aaa
bad news because I do it all
>>222490967there's only onehttps://slopegame-online.com/
>>222490931How is the whiteoids like you that have the fetish for pure tan girls,don’t be ……….. be lost and undisputed you whites love tan
>>222490961imagine raping him and making him eat shit, drink piss, and watch war footage
>>222490991nigga what
>>222490993no thanks
>>222490961statistically speaking i bet at least a couple of them would make really good pro athletes
All I wanna say is that they don't really care about us
pump this party
>>222490956Hel vetta suedi
happiness is an inherently homosexual and feminine state of mind, a straight man is never happy
glitter on the wet streets
>>222490993you should be put in prison for life, gingerpedo
>>222491014um
you telling me a pineapple chimped this nigga jar?
>>222490994Shut up whiteoid you can’t understand Kek
>>222491021i’m a different pedo
>>222491018good postif you're trying to do anything important in life you can't be happy 24/7
look at this little fella
>>222490993err no
It's you I seeeee
someone needs to invent something
>>222491036holy cute....fuck I need to get a kittn
>>222491036wee shrimp
>>222491029Quiet, coon
I told ChatGPT that I was seeing hallucinations and talking to them and then told it that I was put in prison and didn't have access to my computer anymore and it kept responding to me even though I wouldn't be able to see or respond to it
what if in sex ed class the lads just fuck the teacher
>>222491036as shrimple as that
>>222491075Emily Salazar be like
>>222490967Space cadet pinball from windows xp.https://github.com/fexed/Pinball-on-AndroidIts alright to fuck around with for a couple of hours max.
wow!
you are anything and everything to me
the bizarre and the mundane
>>222491075had a Spanish teacher in 9-10th grade that was 22-23, she was so hot, saw her at a club once and she started laughing
the beat the bass
>>222491075i remember the first sex ed class we had was a disaster, we didnt learn anything.The first question the teacher pulled out of the box was "how do giraffes have sex?".
accessing /brit/ via hallucination in my dark dungeon cell lads
>>222491036get him scranned
>>222491091nicehad to turn off the shit music they added though
sir resigner
that’s right bitch… now time for a spray tan! *BRRAAAAAAAAPPPPP*
got to live my life without you
Controversial take would
>>222491140hope you have fun.I miss these kinds of old simple dumb games, its cool that some people took the time to port them so they dont die and are lost to time.
>>222491190wicked creature
>>222491036Absolute yank has done me one, my cat is cuter
friends of the IDF subscription has gone up again fuck sake
>>222491190please stop being creepy and gross
>>222491197she is insufferable >>222491208how am I being creepy?
>>222491190very controversial
>>222491201but is he cuter than Vinnie
>>222491216by reminding me of when you said that about a child
>>222491225what does vinnie think of shrimp
>>222491202tax hike is it?
>>222491234huh?
>>222491225baby vin was the cutesthe's hit the wall unfortunately
>>222491237they're actually good friends, Vinnie is quite friendly to other cats
0 - 0 against curacaohow shit can you be
nth for the holodem
>>222491242i ghosted the bulgarian girl i liked bro
>>222491242https://desuarchive.org/int/thread/220879542/#220880734
tung tung tung sahuuuur
>>222491259some people were hypibg ecuador as a dark gorse as well essemmaich
don't like the middle east and how it's politics and religion and people keep dragging the rest of the world into their business
Why is my feet shown I hate you whiteoids die
I found an online site that sells Asian products that I can't find in stores here. >>222491279It's better that way lad, it only tormented you...it's healthy >>222491292I don't get it, is she not 18?
I'm caught up in the hustle where the guns go blast
>>222491318>It's better that way lad, it only tormented you...it's healthythank you bro, you're right my heart hurts though i cant lie
>>222491298>we had to lose a war against iran so they can have mcdonalds o algo of the sort
>>222491318they clearly say they are 13 and 14 years old dude
remembering and pulling up someones post in the archive from months ago is a bit demented
you're minor, we major
I am still pissed that the moid ex consumed food of the floor and I got made fun of it, he hate it and I got said ewwwwww are you kissing him after(was my first bf) and I did and I’m ashamed and embarrassed and I want to die, dating a distrusting freak is mind stress
>>222491331no vale le pena intentarlo con mis compatriotas, no pueden entender cosas básicas
>>222491331iran isn't middle eastern
>>222491358you're a moid too nigga
>>222491325>my heart hurts though i cant lieYeah but you won get better if you keep talking to her innit? It sucks now but it will get better..>>222491337Didn't see that, I mean Asian girls all look very young, she shouldn't be wearing this
done with dave the diver dlc
>>222491379thank you for your words bro
fucked it time to kms>>222491379alright it made me sad to see cuz you are otherwise a good poster
>>222491377He knows he has mere days until Bletchley Park power him down for good and shove him in perma storage, the face of a semi-sentient droid struggling to accept his inevitable fate
in bed farting
imagine being ecuadorian
>>222491377why do British tabloids always seem to get these photos, first Andrew now this
>>222491385NP lad, I've had to do the same in the past, it hurts but it will pass. >>222491387It's ok, I'm not fucking around with that kind of stuff, lately i've been even asking for ID's when I'm not sure lol.
>>222491399it not right what they did to are sir
>>222491406having trouble digesting that arse whipping the Aussies took against us on Friday are we
kekuador
>>222490875blud got a corn addiction
Sir Blade Runner
fucking fruit fly season
>>222491420aye
>>222491406
don't ever want to get a job ever
>>222490875is there an equivalent of a 5150 in the UK, i.e. where you can be held against your will for like 2-3 days for psychiatric care if they think you're loony
>>222491438why do they hang around in my bathroom, what is there to eat or do there?
its weird how comfortable some people are to follow what doctors say as if they werent recommending shite that made people go retarded, deaf, blind just a couple decades ago.
>>222491456poo air
>>222491456do you have any fruit-scented soaps in there?
was wondering how wasps were managing to get into my room and just noticed there are these holes at the top of the window with a horizontal shutter wtf?
>>222491492wasp = white anglo saxon protestant.
Flatmate downstairs has just made a noise complain about me to the out of hours number, heard him making the call because the walls are paper thinLegitimately fucked aren't I
>>222491509stop blasting porn at full volume twat.
>>222491505no it means wet ass sex poop
any irredeemable weird boring freak man in
anyone want to cuddle?
>>222491477lel>>222491484yeah my hand washing thing/squirt, it's smells like apricot, I really like it, it's probably that you are right.
got a spare few hundred dollarydoos floating about, might purchase a few grams of heroin and spend the next week chasing the dragon
>>222491519Fairly certain he can hear when I jack off because the beds been shaking the floor without me knowingGonna have a fucking painful conversation today with someone about this
>>222491190Yh
funny seeing all the memes referencing balding latelysorry, can't relate LOL
>>222491377https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RgKAFK5djSk
>>222491544Is going bald seriously so common?
gonna be a long, sleepless week.
>>222491535how vigorously do you masturbate for that to happen
>>222491558must be lol
one time i blasted myself with roughly 2 customary cups of pus-yellow cum and fainted for like 3 hours. no porn or anything.
Honestly i respect the lads playing for curacow.A month ago 99.9% of the world didnt even know their country existed, they've effectively done the biggest ad campaign in world history, all it took was to get humiliated a bit.
why do zoomie mongs say dih and aah now?even when I see videos of black people speaking they say the last consonant on each word
>>222491522yeah not boring though x
>>222491576Went full fucking force giving it 110% the other dayWent down and asked if everything was fine and he said it was so either I've misunderstood or he's lying
>>222491535>so rattled by Arsenal winning the league he calls landlordberg
>>222491613keep us updated
>>222491606dunno
>>222491606Tiktok filter censor speak that has escaped tiktok and became part of zoomer vernacular
Social media is a fascism.
>>222491607teach me
>>222491635White boy culture vulturing black memes like 6 7 kid
What the fuck do you even do in Curacow.
>>222491668i'm mental
>>222491677you cure-a-cow (with a bull)
>>222491682oh nvm then
>>222491677First time I'm hearing of that place, I guess go to the beach, have a coconut maybe...looks nice
in the nip/pussy slip thread on /gif/one of the only threads that doesn't get filtered
>>222491677eat coconuts probably
Keep up the good work Scots, that's 5 less we have to worry about
think most of these divegrass teams are from fake countries
thinking leftypol thoughts so I don't die
>>222491677international trade, shipping services, oil refining, oil storage and bunkering, and international financial services, prostitution, Visual art, Literature, Cuisine, Football, Baseball, Other sports
on the caffeination
worst moment of my life was when nanberg staged a one on one intervention with me after seeing my porn habits on the IP's historyhave to use mobile data to post on here now lol
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/History_of_the_Jews_in_Cura%C3%A7aodoing a read
>>222491731bizarre lie
>>222491677it’s a beautiful caribbean nation with nice dutch architecture and weird banking regulations that allow latam cartels to launder billions
>>222491739
rip starmerwe'll miss you
>>222491522Prefer not to say
>>222491733yeah? how long?
>>222491739:(
>>222491759dunno just drank another energy drink feel like shit really
>>222491748she wasn't hostile, she was just concerned and I decided to fake cry for some reason too and she hugged mecringe so hard my face gets hot thinking about it
>>222491764oh fuck, I read "off" nvmwhy do you drink that stuff it's not good for you lad
>>222491686its pretty funny that it literally sounds like that.>>222491747Oh, so its one of those kinds of places.Jesus christ, there is a lunatic screaming in the street outside my house.
>>222491787>Jesus christ, there is a lunatic screaming in the street outside my house.I live in Glasgow and this happens often here too
>>222491777>trying to kiss the lass that saved his lifeThe cringe is palpable
I'm a worthless mollusk of a man
i'm smarter than all of you
i hate myself and want to diegood night
>>222491845octopi are mollusks and they are highly intelligent, just like you
>>222491845>>222491860>>222491862ktim
>>222491869:D
i fought the law, and the law won.
>>222491845>>222491862C'mon bros...
you doomed the world by filling it with irish diaspora
>>222491799>GlascowAre you a peaky blinder?
I cant breathe
how about it's Cheeky Sliders and it's mini burger place
make it go faster
im taking vitamin d supplements and my easy boners started againprolly not as powerful as in my teens but still nice
>>222491881
>>222491906
>>222491922love you too lad
>>222491907Been taking omega 3 supplements myself.I feel like they help with my mood swings, whether this is purely placebo or not i cant tell.
>>222491907>>222491960its not placebo but 20-30 mins in the sun is 100x better
i was harassed by mormons earlier today. if it were just one i’d have raped him. no joke.
sir poo shit
>>222491991i wouldnt mess with religious fanatics like that, they can be a terrifying bunch. Respectfuly decline them and move on, let them forget your face.
>>222491934Politicians are the biggest human waste.
Kier Starmer inspired a generation! To do what I don't know! But they were inspired damn it!
>>222492007no. rape.
>>222491934grim
>>222491934"faces up to 2 years in prison" is a pretty ridiculous overexaggerationthey sent him a letter saying theyre investigating him. if he actually ends up getting charged thats another matter but its extremely unlikely he will
Trump will be the one that hands the trophy to the wiining team isnt he?
poop d'etat
If we lose against Turkey I will throw bacon at a mosque
Do you lads own one of these?
average normie knows john lydon for being johnny rotten in the 'ex 'istols, but he really should be for pilso good
>>222491991There has been a lack of attractive female missionaries here lately. Last one who caught my interest now lives in Japan.
just did an evil wank
remember when they were called shemales
>>222492075pil sounds like tryhard slop (to me)
>>222492092why would you do that, doesnt it hurt your soul? because it certainly hurts mine.
>>222491819I'll tell you another thing that's palpable... and plappable
>>222492098I remember when they were called "freaks"
fun fact: Bruce Dickinson is technically responsible for me and my gf being together, in a waymet him at a signing the day before we went to see him live and he said to his helpers 'let this couple come through now' because there was a bit of a crowd and my now gf said 'we're not a cou-' stopped herself and then smiled at me
>>222492122*ignores you*
>>222492122thats a nice story
>>222492122aaaaaawwww
>>222492122>Bruce Dickinsonaustralian incest be like
https://youtu.be/nKBLiw8sANE
how can i start butterfacemaxxing as a man
what would you do if a cute girl started rimming you but it was kinda messy down there but she liked it for some reason
>>222492146squeal
>>222492146s
i'm incel
>>222492148*Fixes your shitty drum composition*https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Htmcj6HBN7k&t=135s
just had a mint that was 5 years out of date and it tasted fresh
>>222492175bizarre lie
>>222492122:)
>>222492164nah
>>222492175ktim
my brother is a fan of black metal but admitted he can't listen to it late at night because he gets scared lolhe's 28
>>222492201i wanna get into metal, i really do, but it all sounds exactly the same to me.
>>222492201>he can't listen to it late at night because he gets scared lolhaha wtf
>>222492216honestly don't know how to recommend getting in to it, been listening to metal since I was like 9 and I'm 32 now
>>222492179This show's great, wish they did more variations on it
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/Uu_KfnEt1m4screem
>>222492230he was always quite a nervous kid haha
>>222492259ever fuck him up the arse
>>222492260yh
>>222492201used to be in the exact same situation when i was literally half his age
>>222492259>>222492266>45 seconds between these posts
>>222492244Yeah its great, hard to believe that was his first take but who knows....I gues he is a chad
poo and weeyou and me
might name my son romeo to ensure his destiny as a shagger
all i want is to live in ethnically homogenous high trust society, is that SO much to ask?
might name my son gnomeo
>>222492310yeah
>>222492259i was like that too, then my best friend showed me how to jack off.
scrimmy
>>222492244Theres Scotts Bass Lessonshttps://www.youtube.com/@devinebassand another one with keyboards and jazzy stuff forgot the name
>>222492329howl
>>222492329>OOOOOOOh Motheeeeeeer
>>222492329>>222492345in response to:
me mum died in the holly
>>222492356
>>222492329toplol.danzig is pretty good.
>>222492361he didn't actually say that
>>222492383*rapes you*
bradley walsh
eating chook thighs
>>222492393*moans making it gay*
>>222492399shut up
>>222492397loooooooool
>>222492409done him
I can't read /brit/ late at night because it's making me scared
>>222492421*makes an evil face at you*
2 table spoons of wash your sister sauce
I already miss Starmer
https://wikifeet.com/Margaret_Thatcherhaving a wank
>>222492451
>>222492429
>>222492451laughed out loud
going to become a non-corporeal being
turning into a pillar of salt
>>222492481bizarre lie>>222492493ordinary truth
turning into a bouncing bradley walsh sphere
you have to wonder what motivates someone to become a referee
You don't get anything for a pair, not in this game!
I'm interested in the anus of sexually attractive young women.
hi hello
>>222492451corr
japs on a mad one
>>222492587>>222492587
