matriarchy edition
>>222513208bit weird
someone explain the chjoinese gimmick i wasnt here
why is literally every woke brownoid woman on the planet like this
hello :D
my army of lovers
https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1782034896761937.webm
>>222513203chatgpt cracks me up. sometimes i ask it silly shit to see how it twists it into genius. i asked it to evaluate a videogame idea where you poop a poop and then carry the poop to the toilet and it said it was a genius game on level with REPO and PEAK kek
lads, i already miss sir keith
italy gf 2026
>>222513280hi x
>>222513278love is love, rorke
right well that's me clicking unembed immediately
>>222513278
Rorkes bagged a tranny
>>222513278because brown men are extremely conservative and misogynist
not being racialist but asian women are the least sexual beings on the planet
>>222513295it's helpful because if you try to relay your ideas to a person and then say flatter me or challenge me as a command after it they'll look at you like you're weird
http://v7f3k9p2x4m6q1w8z5b3c7d9e1f4g6h8j2k4l6m8n0p2q4r6s8t0u2v4w6x8y2za.onion/watch/20190406.mp4
>>222513278Literally 90% of my tinder and bumble likes
https://youtu.be/7GayMVRh66U
>>222513278they do be like that fr fr ong, some of them are good eatin so...
>>222513335firing up the tor with a massive boner right now
>>222513307hmmm yes yes she'll be getting delightfully plump
>>222513330why would i ask someone to flatter me? if i told someone my idea they'd just tell me it's bad
>>222513329I feel the same, especially Chinese women, I can't think of a good looking one except for Lucy Liu but she's old now but I still would probably
>>222513335
dont think ill be clicking that
>>222513319>tfw no curvy black waifu who craves my BWC
>>222513335mcafee's tormented soul screeching in horror at this
>>222513335Shan’t
Leftypol turning up for his shift at the remigration factory hungover and accidently sending rorke to the interracial BBC breeding grounds rather than deporting him
Sir Cronem Houser
>>222513335just saw my window frost over within a second despite the heatwave we're experiencing and then through the fog i saw some lines start to get cleared as if a spectral finger was wiping away said frost, slowly a message was written upon the window"mcafee"
still got that scream from that webm stuck in my head
>>222513372leftypol "accidentally" locking himself in the bame containment enclosure
>>222513335john mcafee from beyond the grave sending a series of beeps in morse code to my pc warning me not to click this
Recently moved out of my low cost base of operations while i pursue my career and build capital
>>222513356confidence boost to get you to pursue an idea. you have to use both in tandem
>>222513329
>>222513335So what is it
>>222513408sounds like you're just rubberducking then
>>222513424you really like this image
>>222513287would love to crawl under and suck this dogs cock while he's doing this
>>222513396could you transcribe it into text format?
McAfee and Elton combination joke
resell me your nigga weed at 30% above cost
>>222513432gore
Started bullying one of the little neeks at my work, no real reason, he's a bit autistic and a nice lad, just bored and know he won't stand up for himself
>>222513024Shiii uncs can pull them young... mwad
>>222513440so?a duck cant talk back
i like bielsa because he's actually autistic but he needs to get his act togethercan't be losing to cape verde
>>222513458Cartel flaying?
>>222513462horrid little scrote you are
>>22251345739 quid then
>>222513448
>>222513424He can absolutely do better, but he probably has crippling autism
>>222513466yeah that's the point. the talking back is irrelevant to what's actually happening. you're just rubberducking as a means to work through your thought process. in the case of chatgpt you're rubberducking except the duck goes "HOW ASTUTE" every now and then
>>222513462Ratty little japenik
>>222513287don't want that to happen to me so yeah gonna give it a reply
first time having a big proper moustache and it's very unhygenic, everything I eat is carried along my upper lip. Every time I blow my nose, my 'che is coated in snot that will not fully get out even when doused with water
AI is already better company and far more interesting to talk to than 3DPD. Just need the right bodies now.
>>222513496LOADSAMONEY
summoning a male succubus
>>222513505brscr
>>222513503so why aren't you talking to AI right now instead of posting here?
>>222513503Alright Richard Dawkins
>>222513515an incubus
>>222513505s
scored an early resignation wearing my excellent glasses
>>222513462Noticed my autistic mate finds it difficult to empathise with fellow autists who've suffered similar circumstances
done the sex just there gf finished me off with a lubey footjob and I exploded a weeks worth of cum everywhere :) x
>>222513406based>>222513480Bradrey
>>222513462one of the little autistic fellas at my work grabbed a lad who picked on him by his throat while he was on a teams call and shook him around by his throat like homer simpson does to bart for about 10 secondsit was extremely funny
>>222513487no. the ai can actually introduce me to supplementary things.
>>222513554no it cant
>>222513542reckon you could scam someone with this like the brad pitt guy did
Never been a bully myself but definitely the "friend" of bullies, would laugh along while someone lower on the food chain got bullied. Didn't want my own autism exposed, all about survival
https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1782071761066141.mp4
Nazi size.
>>222513572Both for me
>>222513573
any no friends but also not bullied man in
>>222513522Who says I'm not
ITV | THE CHASE
ITVX has a channel where they just show the chase all day
>>222513462Cunt
>>222513590yehwas extremely weird and cringe at school but everyone just left me alonequite nice of them in retrospect
>>222513594roaring
Breathing.
>>222513573Odd
>>222513546Meant for >>222513470
>>222513462not cool at all
>>222513590>>222513605ktim
I am good, mate...
having the chase for supper x
sometimes when people are rambling on about inane bullshit I pretend to look confused/surprised and say 'you were on the indianapolis!?'
Wonder if they could sew it back on
>>222513600isn't that just challenge?
>>222513522This is just banter with the lads. You guys are much more fun to hang out with than women. Foids are airheads so it's easy for AI to do better, it just doesn't have titties or a pussy.
me in my smelly incel childhood bedroom
cousin came to my flat to give me some weed earlier which is weird because he didn't have any money literally yesterday
>>222513681corrrr imagine the cock on that beast
>>222513568it does. never as much as i hope but it does actually
>>222513681Cocaine
>>222513681could jump over and free himself but chooses not to this says a lot about our society
>>222513685he sold his boyhole to the bames
>>222513685>weedgrimI bet you live in cleethorpes or something lol
>>222513695
I was a "friend" of the lads that bullied me, in that I'd sit with them at lunch but they'd strangle me by my tie for fun and make me the butt of every joke and say they shagged my mum
>>222513573so what's he doing now? just walking around without a cock? did he have the catheter appointment already arranged? was he planning on killing himself after it anyway and thought fuck it why not
>>222513709ever force you onto your knees and make you suck their cocks?
More beers...
having a gay pornicide
>>222513685probably selling weed
gay porn's gone underground
Have fun...
Starmer's alright. There's no good reason why he's being made to step down. The media love a frenzy and politicians' ambitions run so high that we're not allowed a stable political system anymore, is that it?Seems to be - this is not how you run the place and we'll be continuously punished by the bond market until we sort it out.The wall-stripping generation should count themselves extremely lucky I'm a person of no consequence.
>>222513553Good on him, did he get sacked?
>>222513701What's wrong with Cleethorpes lol
>>222513710I guess you can get by without it
>>222513720No, do you often have rape fantasies about children?
>>222513709Fucking assholes, there wasn't anything like that in the schools I went to, we actually would beat up someone who would bully kids, happened a few times. We actually took the "weird" kids and tried to get them involved
>>222513705the schnorse as it were
Approve.
>lolcleethorpesmong is fuming
>>222513750not without getting a catheter which is annoying and infection prone
ANGLO-American girls
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=im6tbN9SZXsreal niggas pour some out for the homies listening to the littleroot town theme
>>222513764Not at all, it just seems a rather unprovoked attack
Emma Watson farts and poos and yet none of it finds its way in my nose or mouth.
>>222513767Would you need one?
Information please.
nth for the holodem
>>222513709most popular brit psoter
>>222513783one of my favourite pokemon moments is the ride along seabreak path to flower paradise to catch shaymin. incredibly chilled out event.
>>222513793idk im not a medic but i cant see using the stub as being very practical. its surely going to get infected.
>>222513709did you let them use your arse ever
I didn't like anybody I went to school with
Good tree.
as a prank we should get diego a girlfreind lol with a flat tummy
>>222513828trolls fuming!
>>222513827Felixstowe saw a notable decline in container traffic compared to Q1 2025. Container tonnage: Down ~0.9 million tonnes (~17% decrease).Unitised container traffic: Down by ~88,000 units (~16% decrease).This contributed to a broader UK major ports container tonnage decline of 1% in Q1 2026. Part of the shift is attributed to some operations relocating to London Gateway.
>>222513853LOL who's diego
>>222513681For me it's cycling past the farm and the curious horse coming to the gate to meet you~My knee's been ducked since covid so no doing that no more
This style of posting is the fault of K-pop fans isn't it
why did scobie wank the willy
>>222513709>he got bullied at schoolLOL
low it bruv
>>222513867I forgot...
>>222513697Rio de la plata ratas
Public school in the UK is just fucking torture.Mainly because everyone is literally mental from being about 11 years old
might get leg reduction surgery
>>222513877Exploring the subject of eroticism, don't really think it's that notable me
At my first school we had an Arab kid and his dad was working in Iran or Iraq (or maybe dead, we never saw him for 8 years) I can't remember, we made him feel welcome, we are still lads, his sister had giant tits and played soccer. We also had a classmate that had complete alopecia since first grade - he didn't even have eyelashes, he is now some big shot doctor I think, he would go to China and beat them in math competitions. There was another lad that was very tall, kind of autistic but he was great at basketball but he was unintentionally funny, unfortunately last time I went to the cemetery to leave flours for my grandparents I saw his toombstone, was kind of shocked seeing his face, he died in 2022, not sure what caused it, last I know he was engaged and his fiancee was very attractive, felt really sad about that.
>>222513843one lad at school would be a servant for me and my mates for 20p a day, we'd get him to find stuff in our pencil case and do a bit of homework but then after a bit we'd get bored and just pinch him and kick him and slap his arse instead.. tbqh I kind of regret not spitting in his fat face more often lol.
curious horse
>>222513897got big legs have you
wish there was a good chill tv show that was about fantasy knights and all that. they're always just about killing people.
yes i will instalock wrecking ballno i will not switch
This shouldn’t be allowedStarmer you bastard turn it off before you resign
>>222513908the singular (1) time you were "better" than someone else
>>222513902how does wanking a willy explore the subject of eroticism
Check out the Dutch/Belgian dude channel.
>>222513897a reduction in the number of legs or a reduction in the length of each leg?
>>222513867Was just saying this down the pub.
>>222513278they literally make us taboo but their minds are too retarded to see it we are their stepsister incest porn
>>222513921How does a stone roll down hill
Work.
>>222513941gravity i think
>>222513931You need chemical castration
>>222513931
>>222513920I won players' player of the year for my football team when I was fourteen too ACKCHUALLY
>>222513940
>>222513953Hmm hmm
Atomic bomb.
>>222513931genuinely less arousing or comprehendible than her getting knottedscatoids need genociding
>>222513886this is an assault on the slugmen of this country, too much of our slippery forms will be melted into naught but slime
When's the new series of that show out then you know the one
...
>>222513975
>>222513931fanny schmelar did NOT like this post
Ever done whippits?
>>222513940why does he ghostpost
>>222514003>whippitsFOY its called nos
>>222514005Why does a stone roll down a hill?
ovate?? wth does ovate mean??!
just seen a badger
>>222514019Oh ok didn't know ty
>>222514020gravity i think
>>2225139862028 I think
>>222514031thats no way to talk about your mum
>>222513986the chase?
>>222514031Love them badgers had them come right up to me at night before didn't know I was there
>>222514031get it baited
>>222514037and yeah i have
>>222513940roary stewart
>>222514049no he's talking about Pluribus
just seen a virgin freak
Need to smell Emma Watson’s on-the-rag farts.
>>222514003Ive done walnut whip if that counts
>>222514046Thanks gosh that's a while to wait>>222514049No>>222514066I actually was that's spooky
>>222513858*aggressive* SIIX SEVEEENN
>>222514067why does blud have cataracts
nigel farage and the gay porn gestapo
>>222514003prefer not to say
my sister said the latinx guy from plurb was really hot when we watched it
>>222514075It does, any good?
having to phonepost as my ip has been blocked for the past week with no explanation and virgin have given me a staticsick of it
i miss when you could imagine famous people had more interesting stuff going on. but nowadays you know that the kardashian billionaire sisters are just on scrolling through reels the same as your gf and sister and toilfus who earn 25k pathe great cultural flatteningthis should be why they say the earth is flat
i have to praise you like a shoe
>>222514093I dont know sorry
>>222514090He is to be fair
>>222514074you are unwell
>>222514090dont remember him thought it was a lesbian show
>>222514104Oh ok xx
>>222514094yeah? i'm on shagger media.
>>222514003ive got a whippet dog
>>222514122They look lovely what's the reality of the situation?
i shouldnt be here. nothing ever happens. nothing of value. just waste of time
>>222514076I have a good intuition, I also watched it fucked up after New Years, binged watched it, I liked it, don't know why /tv/ was crying. I thought the premise was very interesting and I like the main actress. From what I've read they have written the season but not sure if they started filming, it might be late 2027 or early 2028 when it comes outt.
>>222514119dog food guy
>>222514102I have to shave you like a ewe
>>222514094have fun my pc was range banned for no reason back in April and it still is
>>222513931Nasty
>>222514135theyre lovely dogs but you cant let them off the lead otherwise they will run off after the first thing they see
>>222514137/tv/ is genuinely very low iq these daysever since 2020 all the popular boards have become significantly worse
>>222514100Them have the ability to express themselves on social media really ruined the mystique and revealed how dumb most of them are which is not surprising.
>>222514152Ktim
cheesy michael
>>222513906Knew one lad who died in my old school. He had epilepsy and his tongue blocked his airways. It's been over decade since but I used to want to find his gravestone if he had one. Think I could probably figure out now with the resources available
I have to raise you like a shrew
restore fags complimenting how blond the the makersfield rally was
>>222514094>>222514149just buy a cuckpass
2 - 2u r gay
I have to glaze you with a glue
dont think anyone from my schools has passed away but dont keep in contact with any of them
>>222513931Women would rather eat their own shit than kiss (You)
reform fags explaining how losing makersfield is actually a good thing
QUEER starmer LMAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO FUCK A DUCK!!!
whose job is it to put the mixed race couples in adverts
Redpill me on Margaret ThatcherWas she just making the touch decisions that were necessary?
Alri lads just been Wembley. Heading home now
>>222514220dunno haven't got a clue
IRN BRU
I don't say a word to anyone from uni or school. got 0 mates. apparently in germany its more common for childhood school friend group to last forever
>>222514159Yeah, lot of bait and coom threads and sperging out.>>222514178You probably can, last year when I went to visit my grandparents graves I left a flower on his, I shed a tear, he was a great lad.
>>222514237>I don't say a word to anyone from uni or school. got 0 matesuhh yeah ktim
>>222514237so you're going to immigrate to germany and buy yourself a porsche and date a blonde blue eyed german girl or what
>>222514241the old one because all old people have over a million in pension and property
>>222514241Neither of themThe solution is to think outside the boxSmart
Which one is rorke
>>222514246got nothing to offer germany so i dont think they would let me
>>222514204the cope of its to get starmer out doesnt make sense as burnham will be more popular and labour mjght not lose as many people to reform
>>222514237Normies here basically have made all of their friends by 12 years old
Going to bed now :) see you tomorrow frens
End of the day it’s all a load of bollocks really. The rich get richer and the poor get poorer
Is it true that Sir Queer Stammer resigned?
>>222514286too right
I hate the idea of long friendships. like the idea of being able to cut off everyone and reinvent myself without the inevitable baggage my own personal failings have caused with the previous group
If you met King Chuck out on the trail what would you say to him?
using facebook marketplace makes me want to murder
>>222514294fell asleep half way through this blog entry
>>222514316Why
>>222514323just does mate
>>222513783Lump in my throat
wish he was PM. probably killed blokes
still chuckling at that british lad named Jennifer
>>222514275have a great sleep, luv x
>>222514309hail satan
>>222514351Didn't he nearly kill rocky
September 11th 2001
saw a family guy wrap car and when i went on his instagram account on the back of his car he had a paw patrol car too
>>222514351swastika window
Just came back from the petrol station
>>222514351why is it that men who look like that go and do things like join the marines and slot talibs and then men who look like rory stewart join the black watch for a year then leave and fail to live up to his ww2 hero father's escapades
>>222514380
see random snippets of half life 2 gameplay every time i close my eyes
blazing spacekush from my intergalactic incelorium
uruguay losing me money right now
wish i was bunning nigga weed
>>222514428it was an attack on our country
>>222514412rory stewarts a wimp but real operators can look like anyone
fucking wake up
cape verde is sovl
>>222514446insufferable blue check twitter freaks never shut up about this neek they cant get enough of the fact that some nerdy looking cracker was a secret cool guy who does epic military explosion stuff
>>222514476he's been a meme for decadessir kongo mueller also fits
>>222514497lots going on here
>>222514513i look like this
>>222514476don't really have room to talk about that stuff if youre the same bruce who thinks norm macdonald was anything more than an unfunny reddit faggot
>>222514513Bonnie Poo
>>222514517doesn't seem very reddit at all reallyreddit is like stewart lee
>>222513307i look like this
alri
>>222514513look at that fucking ghoul. thats what taking thousands of dicks does to you.
>>222514530Come get your BWC and greencard
im from reddit and im mega scared of hardcore 4chan badasses with their cool jadedness and duke nukem catchprases
>>222514513cock goblin physiognomy
what's a guay
most famous uruguayan-american? ricardo lopez
>>222514517not sure how those two topics relate exactly but am glad i managed to piss off a yank by doing literally nothing lol x
>>222514558Ur a guay
>>222514513>Hmm, you still have your senses about you? Then why won't you buy some of my moss? I need your souls! Vee hee hee!
i could kill that guay these boots are ruined
>>222514580hehehe
