>>222511504ominous imagewhat is he going to do to that dog?
she gon clap for sosahe gon clap for sosa
get the 'tex posted
must be mad for indoor cats who only ever get to see a tiny slice of the world through their window
i saw the UNATCO "nigga" with my excellent augmented vision
>>222511579why the fuck haven't they made a remastered version of this yet
https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1782034345270689.webm
>>222511600Oh piss off with your remaster bollocks. Nought wrong with old games
>>222511600I think they did
>>222511600they tried and everyone hated it. they are still reworking it
>>222511622
it's all the same problem
Don’t think I’ll be clicking that.
kekhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bLOJyeTpmCg
hate going for a deuce and you push and it just ends up as a nugget rather than the log you were expectinglike bro come on
I need Emma Watson to sit on my face and blast me with a concentrated, up close dose of pure girl fart stink.
cryinghttps://youtu.be/AbnjhNfLeCI?is=aMpQwjlrMr9DvTIh
Mother dearest? She receives a 2 hour phone call on father's day. Dadbergsteinowitz? Lucky if he gets a text message the bastard
FULHAM POO
right well that's belgium limping to a 0-0 draw against iran
>Nicola Sturgeon to play UK deputy PM in new TV series
Thoughts on Andy Burnham. Seems like a geezer
Sir John Poo
>>222511753Sir Andrew BAMEham
Does this concern you?
>>222511622why's he done that then
>>222511558please mate we've already got some autistic mong who spams onlyfans whores we don't need more of itpost either classic british slags or don't bother
>>222511766not my responsibility
>>222511766With Burnham's counterattack everything will be put in order.
>>222511766Used to when I was a 16-17 year old who was angry at the world, now I don’t give a shit
>>222511766no because I'm not a worthless racist
>sleep, japan :O
>>222511560>madyou mean sad
>>222511823
any fatlads in? how are you preparing to sleep during the heatwave
>>222511815ktimI still give a shit but not worth investing any energy or thought to it nowwe shouldn't have started two world wars against our fellow Europeans. fuck all to do about it now
>>222511844who's wei was born in 2005
right well that's a man blowing his arse up
>>222511844>we shouldn't have started two world wars against our fellow Europeans.we didnt start either you mong
>>222511859our forefathers
>I was born in 2005FOLC
>>222511766No, Brown people are wholesome desu
i cant get pussy
Just completed wanktoil
>>222511867that's ninth date territory
>>222511878
so the amazing digital circus ended. turns out they weren't real people after all they were just brain scans trapped in a digital world forever without the means to diea really unique tale unlike anything before it
>>222511922Tranny show
just barely edging out /polska/it's overwrap it up
>>222511912idontgetit
Don't like the news that Starmer is going to step downNot. One. Bit.The energy when he was elected was electric
going to kms
i'm on some run here
>>222511937here it is...the last /brit/, as it were
talking to chat gpt to help it decide my life because i have nobody to talk to about these things
>>222511937its sunday nighteveryone is going to bed early for work in the morninghaha
>>222511937Zoomies are killing the chon :(
had a cheeky cold shower although the water is not very cold innit
if you were in a helicopter crash with other people and help was hours away and you were the only survivor would you do a cheeky rape of one of the dead
>>222511815I've shed off almost all of my /pol/ beliefs in the decade, but Europe losing its unique identity is something I still consider to be a massive shame. It's the one belief I never got rid of.
>>222511975brown hands typed this post
should i tell my mates that i love them (no homo)
>>222511954ok wiseguy, whats england vs ghana going to be
>>222511975no but i'd steal all their money
using the internet makes me depressed i wish i never had to think about anything that happens in the world
>>222512001of course >>222511957what about parents or siblings?
>>222511982"Europe" doesnt have a unique identity, that's an extremely yankish belief. countries within Europe are the ones that have unique identities, and they already lost those with the proliferation of global markets and cheap building materials
>>222512042bizarre lie
playing Final Fantasy 6
>>222512002Personally I wouldnt bet on a wog infested third world shithole. So it has to be Ghana
>>222511817I'm not racist because I have no hate for anyone. But not everywhere has to be like the US.>>222511813kek
>>222511780ive been posting the 'tex far longer than he's been spamming his gyaldem albeit. i just do it so infrequently you never noticed
>>222511622Why are they like this?
>>222511954this world cup is a joke imojust ruined by letting extra shitters in
>>222512021newspapers been a thing for time tho
is Trump neoliberal
>>222511982Sounds like you're a hateful racist!
>>222512042Spot on
>>222511975you cant rape a dead person
i need sexhaven't wanked in 5 daystrying nofap
why do Russian airline companies have English names
>>222512101gay
Rewiring my brain with jumper cables and a drill to resolve 15 years of damage from porn
>>222512101Rookie numbers
>>222512101https://tvchix.com/profiles/Sophie_Sogood_69
>>222512101runt. you're no better than a monkey in a zoo. keep your hands OFF your penis and focus on what really matters
>>222511815>>222511818>>222511844wonder which parts of the country you live in
>>222512077no
>>222512125errrrr
>>222512042>>222512088By 'unique identity' I mean the prevalence of these recessive traits heavily within one concentrated area. Europe.There's no other people in the world with such a diversity and beauty, imo. Not hating other races, I just feel like ours is cool and deserves to stick around.This image is kinda stupid and honestly a bit mean but it illustrates my point.
>>222511766yeah and I'm not even a britanian
sticky night ahead
ive got a cheekboner
>>222512101the greatest pain any man can feel
>>222512177
>>222511766Nope
>>222512181rorke fuming
>>222512153well i don't disagree
>>222512181lmao. such a farce
hello
>>222511937We're watching footy
>Is that a...black man?>AARGAHAH I'm going INSANE!!!!
>>222512225how im feeling these days
>>222512225mr rapey.
>>222512181
did someone happen to post that infographic regarding births by country in 2025 here or am i quite mistaken i cannot entirely recall as i was rather under the influence of some exceptionally strong loud pack
>>222512225Mr. Blobby if he on Mounjaro
>>222512242
>>222512233representation matters
>>222512265mr blobie!what are you like!!
i hate /brit/
https://youtu.be/oRZkOEzIkgA
>>222512252sup mouldie
I have a big round shiny bottom
post something funny
something funny
>>222512233Mental how this describes both Rorke and leftypol if you think about it. Horseshoe theory in action
>>222512333funny guy
hi lads any pimps or druglords in
>>222512320
>>222512360roaring
What are you lads planning for the 35 celsius weather? Going to the beach maybe?
>>222512369grow up
>>222512350Hi. Not me but I used to buy drugs from this stripper who was definitely fucking for money on the side
>>222512206righto
>>222512374sitting in my incel cage and watching football
>>222512374dying
>>222512374i'm on night shift
>Discount website Wowcher has apologised after a marketing email appeared to reference a crocodile attack on a toddler at a zoo.>An email sent to Wowcher customers on Saturday featured a list of getaways and activities under the subject line: "Snap up these deals quicker than a croc can catch a kid!"
>>222512369too crass
>>222512374I just blew a week of vacation in the mountains. So next two weeks I shall be heating up in the city.
>>222512415look out kid
mad how summer has only just started and we're having our first 30+ heatwave this year. maybe 40+ is looming
>>222512417sc
>>222512456im going to be a climate refugee to maine or new england
>>222512460almost a year to the day since 4chan was supposed to be blocked. 4chan won
>>222512460Lot of chickens being counted before they've hatched if I do say so.
i mean I would fuck finnsterwho wouldn't?
>>222512474thank your lawyer (it's this guy fr fr)
how do i stop being depressed
sometimes i go to /v/ and say a really normal statement that i know will rile up the /v/irgins just to see how many (you)s i can get in a thread. got 77 so far in the one i'm currently using. passes the time, eh?
>>222512504drink alcohol obviously
>>222512504it's past 10pm you can't be sad past 10pm
>>222512493I wouldn't. Not sure if you know this or not, it's very hidden knowledge, but finnster is actually a man
>>222512513lost count of how many times i've been accused of being indian on that board
>>222512504you cannot
>>222512504Have sex.
>>222512513very impressive can i see please x?
>>222512513giz a link
>>222512504you can start with not eating shitty foodsleeping well and enoughgo out in the sun or take vit 3 exercise or walk (that helps) get into something that you are interested in
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jGqUblb0-Pkgo on rorke
>>222511552Party at Yuki's place
Among the Ga people in Ghana, the coffins are designed to reflect the deceased person's career, personality or something he loved dearly.
>>222512513that's piss easy since it's probably the most aggro board on the site other than /a/
>>222512528usually they accuse you of being reddit or a tranny instead. indian is a very recent one i think.>>222512533see?>>222512547no you'll come in and blow my cover.
told off a rude customer in morrison's today and the cute milfy woman behind the till thanked me when I was buying my food
>>222512559fucks sake rorke what are you playing at
>>222512573I don't think they'd believe it anyway
>>222512504A time machine
rorke doing a thing
>>222512504fnid god and pray unto him lol
>>222512559cringing my arse off
rorke blasting xxx tentacion in his car whilst driving his nan to tesco
any chune man in?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vUI1idAKkH0
>>222512568100% lad, that's what makes it funny. just lads losing their minds for hours and hours on end because you pop up and go "i just dont click the gay dialogue option in games that have it"
>>222512601would like to do this but i don't believe
>>222512513Why is /v/ spamming clown cartoon threads? Shouldn't they be on /co/ or /tv/?
shagging myself
>fnid god
>>222512616s
nth for the baddiedem
>>222512625PRONOUNS
get the fnords raped
rorke burying the shame of his teen dress up wank bottom phase by gymcelling and forcing himself to shag girls while thinking of gay porn to get himself hard
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i9v6qd5RgTY
>>222512628the clown cartoon got put into fortnite so the clown cartoon trannies are spamming the threads because they're now technically allowed on the board. i unironically shagged a bird dressed as that clown cartoon last week though so i dont mind the threads (i dont enter them and have never watched the clown cartoon)
>>222512628may as well be /b/
im not a gamer because i only play games i enjoy
>i unironically shagged a bird dressed as that clown cartoon last week though so i dont mind the threads
I feel like the effort women need to go to for dating and the effort men need to go to is so fucking disproportionate, I just can't be bothered
sister caught me glancing at her tits
i don't enjoy anything :/
>>222512692thats what it is for mewhats the point, just for a shagcan just pull off my own todger for free
what the tallest mountain you think you could climb?
>>222512504omega 3 supplements helped me.
>>222512707can't walk up a moderate incline for too long me
Need are Emma to drop a dookie in my gob.
genuinely love getting jay'd. think it's the funniest gimmick /brit/ ever had>>222512707i climbed rigi kulm and that was pretty big.
>>222512701not even /brit/?
>>222512707mt everest lol
>>222512707i can do any of them in Great Britain i reckon
Saw a bunch of girls dressed like clowns at the Clowncore concert in Amsterdam, one had very big tits. >>222512707I think I can probably do Kilimanjaro, I did our highest peak in 5 hours which is 3000m but I was on drugs
had an incel melty earlier because ive got no mates in the whole wide world
>>222512701stop wanking. you're destroying your mood / brain with too much dopamine
love boobs me shame im an incel freak
>>222512730it's alright
Just went down a Timothy James Byrne rabbit hole lads and now I’m scared. It was like a vision of my future because I’ll be living alone and I play the guitar and I don’t have any friends and I’m worried I’ll end up mental like that living in my rented flat if I don’t find a gf and have a normal life before it’s too late. Some of his antics remind me of how my brain worked at the lowest points in my life I really worry he’s an omen, a warning sign of things to come minus the bit where he ends up fat and happy watching sport on telly and eating scran presumably on giro. I’m scared lads I don’t want to become mental and alone. I just want a gf and a decent enough job to have a family I can shower with love and work hard to give a good life to. I’m going to be a mentalist in a rented flat :(
>>222512751i'm comforted by the fact that i'm not the only inceloid in the world like this
>>222509999based temu enjoyer, i set up a drip irrigation kit for my veggie garden that would have costed £300+ for about £40 from lots of little things on temu
>>222512773same
>>222512664>i unironically shagged a bird dressed as that clown cartoon last week thoughdoubtful but titillating
>>222512784brother that post was hours ago
>>222512773>>222512797ktim
>>222512800that mp4 simply doesn't respect the canon of the show does it
>>222512664Did you find her drunk at an anime cons after party?
>>222512706Based
>>222512784how's your veggie garden lad? ive been wanting to get into the most rustic side of life lately and a veggie garden would go well with the bread baking i've been doing.>>222512800tbf, it might not have even been the same clown but her outfit was blue and red so. as i said i havent watched the show so i dont know what the real clown looks like. the disappointing truth of it all is that the clown outfits arent conducive to shagging so you just end up naked anyway so really you're just shagging someone in face paint.
>>222512773Before he went into hospital he unironically enjoyed a better quality of life than me lol.
Don't want to go don't want to go don't want to go
>>222512800CORRRRRRRRRRR RYN
>>222512800do you have to get molested as a kid to get turned on by this
>>222512706Women are just so irritating and needy and demanding. I just want to shove my cock in her a few times a week then do my own thing. Modern women can't cook or clean so can't expect any help around the house.I'm not an incel, I can get a gf but they're constant maintenance and I could have put those hours into something constructive or just relaxed. Might just need to wait for sex bots.
>>222512773Do something about it lad, hope you figure it out that applies to all the lads who feel like that here>inb4 fuck off whatever
>>222512831Doing quite well especially with all the sunshine, get a planter and grow a few things you like, onions, garlic, potatoes, tomatoes etchell of a lot of trial and error though
bird from earlier
Sir Alek Yerbury
>>222512827no i met her in the pub like 2 months ago. she only revealed to me that she had the costume because she said the show was ending and she wanted to go see it in the pictures. i thought it would be the sort of thing only done in america but apparently they showed it here too.
the problem with clown girls is you don't know how they look without the make up
he would have done better than starmer. better than burnham. they don't call him statesman sex for no reason
>>222512868hahahah class
>>222512800For me it's the pale face. I just want women to have the palest face possible and this fits the bill. I wish her whole body was this pale tbqh.
>>222512858dunnodo you think that's why zoomers love clowns so much because they're fucking obsessed with them
Was going to watch that clown thing at the cinema last week but decided to watch Michael instead
>>222512773Psychosis is a whole other deal, you prob won't become that mental but aging without a loving family to support you will be quite common amongst our generation. Get the foreign nurses in...
>>222512886mould
tfw when you do a poo and get to release all the farts that were trapped behind the poo
>>222512907how did you know?
>>222512895heehee
>>222512895theres no clown movies out you mong
>>222512884https://youtu.be/mPaRIcLpCjw?si=_3-CS2Mbv1TKnGot&t=23
asked michael jackson what his pronouns are he said he/he
I’ve lost a gallon of cum since AI became a thing.
>>222512928Thought your biography was on?
When I went to see the Backrooms all the people in the theater where 25 and older
going mental
asked michael jackson what he wants in his sandwich he said ham-on
>>222512936thanks for the compliment but alas i'm nt famous to have a biographical film
>>222512945asked Bob Marely the same question and he said wi jam in
>>222512891mad how when the pendulum swings back future generations will be less social media obsessed. and they will look back at our digital footprint of self obsessed lunacy and hate us enough to make the hatred of boomers look tame. no room to hide
>>222512940the little fellas are so cute, wish I had one but I know it would be happier in the wild
>>222512945Asked Gary Glitter this and he said send me child prostitutes
asked michael jackson what he wants in his sandwich he said ouuh oouh i'm a black nonce
>>222512945that doesnt even sound like anything michael jackson would say. bad joke
im a 'gay porn chud'
>>222512963
>>222512884I don't know who this is but he can't be better than Rupert Lowe
>>222512934it only entertained me for a couple of weeks, but I never had a local model
>>222512963scr
>>222512950his mum asked him if he wanted it in this bread here and he said no woman no rye
>>222512963you could have said this already about michael jackson you twat
asked rorke what he wants in his sandwich he said my life a gay porn
>>222512872Whoa a big fan. I might watch it to get a lowdown have been seeing cosplays about of the clown and I'm feeling FOMO. but it's made by a tranny and is likely pozzed slop if /v/ has been seething about it for daysYou in uni still then if your pulling cosplayers?
/brit/ is part of the mong majority who think michael jackson didnt shag kids
the /brit/ think tank currently going through every song lyric they can think of and trying to associate it with sandwiches
new kino https://youtu.be/XEcZRChdDw4
might put a flick on, a clint eastwood mayhaps
went to the butchersfella went "you want beef"i said " ya f**** want someye gobby " twat "chinned him " walked off "
>>222512998is that the dr who girl
>>222512998ugly bitch has a mole in her eyeball
>>222513004no im 30 lol grey at the temples n allthe show is literally about being a tranny tho so i cant imagine you'll want to watch it lad
kek christcucks
>>222512886She quit lewd OF, I would've tried to catch a twitch stream or 2 if it wasn't for the world cup
>>222513007her nipples are bigger than my cock
>>222512998would
wool bully
both love and hate women
God I'm so fucking weak and pathetic
>>>/r9k/84872386 um
cape verde 1 uruguay 0lol
>>222512891Some empathise with clowns cause they're mentally troubled>pooraguay
>>222513009think he was just trying to sell you some meat not looking for a fight
>>222513081
>>222513073wow a boring post on /r9k/ who could have possibly imagined
>>222513009too right gazza
a chinese restaurant was vandalised last night in what's being described as an act of wonton violence
>>222513115howl
/brit/ - clown titties discussion
>>222513109you could say it's gone a wok
chebbage
>>222513109>>222513129haha cos those are chjoinese things :)
>>222513137they look weird after all those clowns
>chjoinese
might build a nuke
>>222513162>>222513169>>222513177stop laughing please
>>222513180i will disable it
>>222513137mogged
lol U R GAY just lost
the robot is laughing at me
>>222513198to the cape joinese
>>222513203sitting in my low-cost incel base
>>222513212i thought it was cape verdese
>chjoineseWhen you ask an Australian what his ethnicity is.
hi everyone hello hi how are you
>>222513208>>222513208>>222513208
>>222513203youve been sent flying
>>222513231Absolute corker of a post for 306 posts in
>>222513231screeeem
>>222513115SON :crying_emoji: :crying_emoji: :crying_emoji:
>>222513115ktim
