noo poo edish
>>222508682What do you mean though
>>222508808bulliedbumholeboy
she says she want morefuck it imma get more
fucking JEW plants booing the Iran anthem
>>222508814But what does that mean
right well thats a shite on a dildo
Another day of being a shitaloid...
>>222508786what if that's just the design of the dildo
>>222508786That's definitely poo, lad
>>222508830you overestimate yanks
>>222508835not nsfw is it though
if I was a footballer and they booed my anthem Id go fucking skitz bro I would go crazy
Homosexuals really are fucking disgusting
>>222508849should have graduated to being a britalian mate
>>222508830It's Iranian diaspora who left the country after the revolution, feel a bit sorry for the players desu would've been better if they played in Mexico
>>222508887could literally happen to anyone mate
just when i think i've arsed my life up to the maximum i go arsing it up even further
don't bother closing the previous /brit/ tab subedish
toil tomorrow lads
the bad thing about shagging an chinese woman is that you want to shag another one 20 minutes later
>>222508911you’re a married normie shut up
>>222508889>>222508889>>222508889In case of deletion
>>222508903Maybe you're a flambe
If vagina is a muscle then stretching it out should make it stronger and tighter not looser. Makes you think
new>>222508929>>222508929>>222508929
self-harming by arsing my life up beyond recognition
>>222508786love this pic. so evocative
nth for the gyaldem
>>222508927heh>>222508934>>222508946EVIL THREAD SPLITTER FUCK
I'm a fat fucking little incel chud and I hate everything in existence
>>222508930and now it gets even worse with this betrayal
>>222508892good portion of those are persian jews
>>222508892Sweet summer child
poop grosses me out. i'd much rather clean someone's vomit than someone's poop.
>>222508975*plays a mournful tune on the ktim flute*
>>222508996would you rather eat vomit or win a tenner
romepoo pookapoo
>Andy Bumman
ktim
Time waisting from the get go
>>222508996What if it was a sexy woman's shit or vomit
been watching clarkson's farmbit boring.
>>222509042not that funny is it
>>222509052Kektimmers
>>222509052Still happens now. I've had entire sides of the bus to myself. I've had girls actively saying they don't want to sit next to me.
>>222509089have you tried not smelling of poo
>>222509072have you tried agreeing with him more
need a footy gf
>>222509116no you don't. shut up.
>>222509116blonde women are angels
>>222509113I suffer from Trimethylaminuria (TMAU), also known as Fish Odor Syndrome.
a thread divided against itself cannot stand
20 Kirkland Signature ® Chicken Chunks with Hidden Valley ® Buffalo Ranch, down the hatch.
>>222509157woah is this banksey?
>>222509178you deserve it x
>>222509157He does not have a trillion dollars
not looking at any of those images sorry
>>222509166The jew in his happy place
how is the OP still up
Runts scared to post for fear that the janny will delete the thread after
>>222509245I aint afraid of you mathafuckaz
Sick of being hated, can't do anything about it. Teeth are ruined, body has lost its metabolism. Can't stop masturbating.I'm no different to mushoku tensei
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rAtK15tB7dE why are you like this
>>222509157is this person aware that banks exist?
>>222509277Who hates you? You bring back your metabolism lad
>>222509308why are you like this
Need to be shrunk and put inside an 18 year old black girls anus
When Musks plan comes to reality>Whitey on mars>I can't pay no bills>But whitey be on mars
>>222509344Every other white person. Other groups who have no time and often try to go after me as well.
breakfast: dennys lunch: chilis dinner: raising canes snack: popeyes. another day in starmer's britain
ALLAHU AKBAR
never made a post worthy of bradders responding. not in laughter, not in disgust, not even just pointing out a typo. bradders... just hasn't noticed me.
wonder if that pork mince that went off yesterday will make me sick now
>>222509484that's a good thing, they're like dementors, once you're (You)d by a bradley it's over
a blow has been struck to neoliberalism
>>222509383why is that?
These VAR checks are annoying
can't say i think this is an acceptable opening post image, really
breakfast: carl jr's lunch: shake shack dinner: chick-fil-a snack: dave's hot chicken. globalisation paid for by PIP via the taxpayer. this is starmer's britain
rorkes za'
SEX 83: NOFAPno sex today because i acciedantly irrated my dick
>>222509508You wouldn't understand over there. But let's say its something like being half gypsy where you don't show bad behaviour but society still rejects you
Why are Sundays so depressing?
>>222509492only one way to find out, lad... and do you want to spend the REST OF YOUR LIFE wondering, or risk just a few mere days of agonising food poisoning? do the math and be logical
>>222509557the looming
the lung buster 30 inches of doom! cheers
>>222509542leftypol's 'izza
you really can’t defend this Emma hayes retard
>>222509556So you are not white is that what you are saying? People are being racist towards you?
>>222509590leftpol won
>>222509633No I am white that's what makes it worse, I have noone to relate to or bond with
where is everyone
>>222509590cheftypol
was out with colleages earlier and accidentally said I'm niggered instead of I'm knackered, almost certain they all caught it but I kept talking so hopefully they think they misheard
>>222509689scared of poo
>tfw no latex gf
>>222509694hehe
the 4 inches of doom
>>222509700bizarre lie
andy "biomass burner" burnham
>>222509708AI
>I love Hunter x Hunter>I'm in love with Gon Freecss>I don't care that he's 14>I would marry him>I have a body pillow of him and a shrineHow do we solve the female weeb question?
>>222509590>wokecels pretending they aren't all just troons at this point
Red: Maximal national alert: Natural disaster incoming. Police or Gendarmerie and firemen are expected to be massively deployed in such territories. citizen MUST seek shelter, regarding the type of disaster deployed.
>>222509839It's over
im literally a woman I have no job stay at home all day, forced to do everyone’s clothes washing and clean the kitchen lmao
>>222509885only in ohio
>>222509885this is what the globalists want
>>222509116 korean one for me
>>222509881ktim
>>222509753NOT ai
>>222509885Would
>>222509885accursed hybrid
RIP George Harrison, you would have loved 100 gecs
temu genuinely is great. sure there is a lot of shite on there but there’s also stuff that you would buy on Amazon for £25 for £3
Quite warm in my incel studioHaven't opened the window all day and I'm scared to now in case in let's the hot outside air in and makes it even warmer
>>222509510I imagine Americans love them>WOO YEAH VAR CHECK VAR CHECK! I'M GONNA GO GET ME A FOOTLONG TACO DOG AND OH THEY'RE BACK ALREADY WOW
>>222510019ive got all the windows currently open wider than leftypols arsehole
Imagine if Palestine had qualified for the World Cup would’ve been kino
>>222509999dosent it take like 2 months to arrive
>>222509908There used to be this kids show about a British kid who moved to Australia. This looks like one of the girls from it
dead general. moving at a snails pace. its over
>>222509999like what
>>222510065The poo dildo scared them off
>>222509368Pisses me off when they go on about the space programme dying in the 70s when they stopped sending Whitey to the MoonOnce the Space Race was "won" NASA and the rest could focus on real shit like exploring the solar system with robots
>we got X before GTA 6>it was promised to him 3000 years ago
>>222509368I can imagine black internet is full of memes about 'when Whites go off to play star trek we should pretend we're not in when dey come back'
Hi homos
Can feel the weather cooling, making me some tea
>>222510132alrilad
>>222510132*blasts a turd into your mouth from 6 feet away*
>>222509881whos clothes do you do?only chores i do are washing up, clean kitchen, bathroom, toilet and tidy up when things get messy. I might bring other peoples washing in if its raining but thats it for clothes
You can literally be arrested and bummed in jail for being English these days
i do all of the chores because i've lived alone for ten years
right lads I'm gonna start going outside and talking to people this is my renaissance year let's fucking go
Fuck the england
dead general
>>222510228>>222510230based
not a bad bit of photography actually chuffed with my framing here
>>222510288oh my days he thinks it's for him
>>222509277>mushoku tenseiDropped this cause of the Sylph disrespect>>222509664You've got /brit/ lad
>>222510307got his little tuxedo on and everything the idiot
might download a dating app
since the climate has become tropical in a matter of years when are they transforming the entirety of the south into our own benidorm
>>222509885Eating Geep after a hundred days
would you rather date a chinese girl or an indian girli keep getting so many of them on hinge in londonboth always seem to have good jobs, which is goodi prefer the facial structure of indians, indian women tend to have quite nice, strong featureschinese women do look a bit alien to me but can be very alluring
>>222510366dunno but if you live in london do you get lots of girls from europewant to date to get an eu passport and live near london so if there are lots of continentals im going to download hinge just to get at em
>>222510366I've very rarely interacted with them so Chinese, bit of a yellow fevered freak though if I'm honest x
>>222509116Would be bantz
am naked
am bottom
zesty
Girl watch outAll he wants is that red passport
rorke noticing that beef is sold in the marketplaces of cyrodill despite there not being a single cow in the region
I'm on that Fulham Poo ting
Gastropube
>>222510366Assuming they are both pretty - Indian
>>222510366wouldn't mind an englishised chinese gfmet a chinese girl with a geordie accent a few times at toil and she was lovely
>>222510230you'll do nothinglie down and rot
you guys using codex or opus these days? looks like anthropic is going ot require an ID verification humiliation ritual soon to use new models
>>222510449mhmm mhmdont actually care about sex am a bit repulsed by it but not successful enough to get into australia so ill gun for a portuguese or polish lass
>>222510441what if you're naturally gifted at toppinghow would you ever know
>>222510410
36 degrees next week. Be safe out there xx
got the poo metal on
>>222510497Wouldn't the fact that it's paid make ID verification redundant?
fumbled a chance with a thai chavette from oldham once and I will never forget or forgive myself
Is brighton a nice city?
>>222510533yesthe people are very friendly :)
>>222510514Bloke is better looking than me so I'd be doomed to an even more monke looking girl
>>222510527wanking to 'p again are you ziedy?
>>222510533if you like monkeypox and dyed hairand that >>222510540
>>222510540cockmogs me!
>>222510520https://youtube.com/watch?v=WIKqgE4BwAY
>>222510540listen, i would
GTA
I watched starship troopers again last nightIt's really the perfect film
>>222510526it's probably cuz trump made the new fable model export controlled. so they will legally need to verify you are a US citizen to use it
>>222510533Yes, open your mind and your rear if you ever visit
>>222510533yeah i used to live there and miss it was probably the best year of my life
>>222510563a cracking slice of poo metal
>>222510563mad how shit this is but its japanese children so people go soymode
if you buy a manual car in america ..you don't need to lock it or worry about thieves ..cus nobody would be able to steel it !!ahaha
>>222510510reckon i would be good at it actuallybut i'm not doign anything before the third date
poo breakcore (australian)
>>222510540Timmy's lil peckerwood copes female LOL
fungus among us
who is timmy's gf in 2026?
>>222510605this one yank feller with a manual got shot in the face in front of his family because the carjackers lost their shit
>>222510647>>222510514
Yanks be driving manuals and making their whole personality about it."Hey Cody dude wanna hop in my ride I drive stick"
>>222510682Hate driving stick imc, I used to laugh at auto but I get it
(8) everlasting flames see me aiming at ur face (8)
>>222510723ktim. sat in traffic stroking that stick like a dickhead when everyone else is just moving their foot between pedals
>>222510723The reality is that I "drive stick" because I can't afford a good modern automatic LOL
mad how i have no creative spark whatsoeveri'm only capable of mimicry like an automaton
>>222510399i get girls from all over but most of them are students. indians/chinese who like me actually have jobs most of the time and good ones at that (investment banking, consultants, etc.), so i at least know they can hold down a job and aren't going to go back home at some point>>222510474im leaning indian, yeah>>222510489that's a good point, the accent. a lot of these indians i match with have very interesting names and probably have an interesting accent to match
>>222510745ktim never had an original thought in my life
>>222510745ktim
got a manual licence but I drive a lekky veekle and I'm not going back
>>222510736standing in the rain put silver in my chain you fkcigng btichhhh
>>222510745wrong. bet you post some bangers on /brit/.
>>222510682unironically me. i've gotten 2 dates just from girls asking me to teach them to drive stick
Is this worth watching?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rAtK15tB7dE
sir original thought
matgeep
>>222510019update: opened a window and its fineshall be closing it before i go to sleep so the incel studio isn't a sauna when i wake up
kill me
>>222510776it wasn't the manual mate you're just a handsome chad if you were driving an automatic they would have asked if they could play with your stick
>>222510753>>222510756i used to play the guitar fairly well, but i could only play things other people had made. made me realise there's a big difference between just performing art and creating it>>222510767you'd be wrong, my posts are truly awful
>>222510805overnight opening the windows would make it cooler
wish I could “do” fashionevery time I try I look gay or like a paedo.Cursed to wear tracksuits for the rest of my life I guess
>>222510829you probably haven't tried. have you had a go at making a little jingle? or writing something witty? there are a few people that do it naturally but for most people it's something that takes effort
can't find when the quorner made AI historical reactions to black peopledid i imagine that
>>222510805ive got all the windows currently open wider than leftypols arsehole
>>222510740exactly, it used to be fine when there were less cars but my city has has way more poeple now and it's annoying as fuck, meanwhile my dad is just cruisin and blasting ciggies in his audi >>222510741trvke, or maybe if you are a young driver, I used to love driving stick when I got my licence >>222510751I'm seeing one rn, the accent is amusing and I make fun of it while bobbing my head
>>222510894it was real. it happened. all of it
big breasted thick hipped fat arsed british milfs above 45
>>222510894nah you didn't, but it was more like historical figures reacting to the current state of British cities and how many blacks they have
>>222510813i'm not ugly but not chadesque either. think confidence is what helps me out most. i talk to girls who are compete strangers like they're my buds i've known forever
>>222510913
>>222510920Hell yeah
Ngubu no....
im da based alpha
english rose
jason isaacs would have been a way better bond than daniel craig
>>222510978That neck fat gives me the fear
>>222510997Women in this country have far too much confidence, no one that fat should be walking around half naked
keep searching historical british figures in the archive and it's all just ruby postsactual freak
most expensive listing in londonyou also have to pay around £10k a month for building managementit's not even that bigsurprised some saudi prince hasn't bought it just to say he owns the penthouse at 1 hyde park
>>222510366I was in London a few weeks ago and in a student club there was this cute Asian (possibly hapa?) girl with lovely big titsA gf like that would do nicelyThough I am also a plump arse enjoyer, and Asians don't usually do it in that departmentIndians aren't for me. Not a fan of their features, same with Africans.
Starmer on the way out. Multiple reports say the UK PM is expected to resign as early as Monday, with Andy Burnham the likely successor (zerohedge, DougAMacgregor, NewsWire_US). MEDIUM (report-stage, no confirmation).
>>222511032actual spasticated incelmost women are insecure about having a little scar or a pimple and you think that woman is representative of women here?
>>222510977genuinely wonder why he fixated so hard on thishe lives in london so must have just seen it and got mindraped
>>222511062>that woman is representative of women here?Yes she is
>>222511060misdirection, sleight-of-handkeir's got something big and terrible planned
>>222511058Hapas are a different thing, much more attractive than native Asians imo.
>>222511047would rather buy a 180bed/280 bath home instead
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_jE7_KR63wI
>>222511047The neoliberal enclave
>>222510835t. evil demon who wants me to suffer
they're saying it looms! I've sent the top /brit/ fact checkers to confirm or deny!
Starmer still has today as prime minister.If you lads had a whole day as prime minister, what would you do?
>>222511047two homes are more expensive(morons who couldn't even type in the amount it seems)
>>222509352why do they drink/sniff petrol?
>>222511132nothing. what's the point?
>>222511142i'll take the 10 trillion house please
we miss RARBG don’t we folks
>>222511244i used it today. the archive anyways
>>222511062t. incel shut-in gimpif that were true then every street and venue wouldn't be rammed full of loud fat women every single weekendBritish women are way too overconfident if I were a fat or ugly woman I wouldn't even show my face
>>222511142is that all 375 billion gets you in london nowadays
>>222511244lel, them boys were doing the lords work
did my wordle in 3
sun is setting on the longest day of the year lads, all downhill from here
>>222511296gonna be very very hot this week though
>>222511296its the shortest one here.
>>222511306slime will be dripping from my slugly form like a leaky tap
>>222511327bizarre lie
>>222511295im going to get it in 2 now out of pure skill and the need to be better than you
So grateful that I'm not Russian, what a fucking dystopian fucking nightmare
>>222511296basically christmas
>>222509510The VAR team in the Iran game.
i will no longer be smoking from mondayit's a disgusting habit and I think it's raised my blood pressure 2bqhi'll only be smoking nigga weed and not from the carts
bit warm isnt it
>>222511346simply cannot be doneand if you somehow do manage it you cheated
>>222511386im not joking here, i just got it in 2. Started with brain as i always do and got lucky
>>222511342if you was anything at all other than a goddamn fool you would know for a stone fact its true.
>>222511366Starting to realize why this 3rd place knockout spot system is useful. If this score holds it makes the final game much more consequential
>>222511366>Upon analysis we have determined that No War Crimes were committed
>>222511402woke nonsense
Are we in the World Cup ?
>>222511427me and you? no we're not there
>>222511354I just checked liveuamap and the frontline is identical to how it was 18 months ago
>>222511429Rorke
wonder when the last time mousey had sex
>>222511432fuck...I haven't played footy in years, last time I played a lad got hit in the face and swallowed is tongue..
>>222511446whenever the last time someone forgot to lock the stables was
surprised how many people talk about 'having sex' like its a normal thing even on /brit/guess it really is a shaggers general
>>222511456SCROOMY
>>222511354that’s been happening in ukraine for years
Just watched that Iron Lung with Markiplier in it. Worst film I've seen in a long time holy shit.
>>222511464*sexs you*
>>222511464it's happened to every one of your direct ancestors since the dawn of man
>>222511429s
>>222511464*rapes your arse at mach 3*yh?
>>222511492Thanks roger eberk
>>222511497yeah but none of them grew up with the internet and in post-modernity
>>222511497sex mogged by the oldies
>>222511504
AND WHEN I'M BACK IN CHICAAAGO I FEEEL IIIIT
>>222511486yes mate ukraine has a population 1/5 the size of russia so theyve been struggling for manpower since the war startedyou're a proper dullard arent you?
new >>222508889>>222508889>>222508889
both early
