VAR edish
Sir White Power
ANDY BURNT HAM TO DOWNING STREET (SUBJECT TO MEDICAL) HERE WE GO
Zlatan Ibrahimović wank tape
ein reich ein volkein fuhrer
sir keir goner
Hope we get to go home soon so I can return to my evil incel vampire lair and play civ 6
gimmick idea: posting old news but from 5-6 years ago
Corrrrrrr off for a pint in town in a nice beer garden
I want a centrist PM with different glasses. It's time for Keir to go
>>222507440NEED a sweaty stinky saudi gf
>>222507436Gimmick idea: posting a new but it's actually the new
enjoyed that post that was posted just then
>>222507213lots of people dont grasp the full consequences of global warming and climate change, they think it just means it will be slightly hotter some days.They dont think about ocean current changes, soil errotion, increased natural disasters, climate anomalies, all the population centers that will go underwater, among other things.
quite tired lads got an early start tomorrow
>>222507440Corrrr
>>222507458gimmick idea: posting news with post numbers that might happen 25-100 years in the future
>>222507447Bloomin ekc what kind of town is this
>>222507455Good post
>>222507452>I want a centrist PM with different glassesexcellent glasses
>>222507447they finished doing up queens garden
>>222507421that's why I back sir albo
>>222507478I try to predict the new sometimes but I've never got it
>>222507471not my problem,
>>222507471as long as there will be immense suffering and despair in OTHER people and not just me for once, i'll be happy
Kir Keir Karmer
nth for the holodem
when i was 14 i used to grab and fondle my own arse and pretend it was a girl from school who i fanciedused to give me a mad stiffy
>>222507484fucking hell he's eaten all the food in the home the bames have had to resort to giving him pens to satiate his endless hunger
Need every non white to perish
why's he been eating in bed all the time?
>>222507508oh ok cause we were wondering
>>222507508niggas gay for himself
mad that donny announced starmer's resignation before anybody else
need a new board to browse
made to think that tim is only 43how quickly does it all deteriorate, how quickly indeed
>>222507484just not right keeping him alive, they should go in their, shove a pillow on his head and be done with it.you'd know the man he once was would have wanted it
>>222507508only woman i ever shagged (prostitute) fondled my chestnever asked her to do that but i enjoyed it so i did
i think keir's got one final trick up his sleeve
Sir Wankard Pooser
>>222507559she must've loved getting a hand on them (man) tits
>>222507554Thought he'd be well into his 50sHow long has /brit/ known about him? When did he even go mental?
good spanish stock, that Lamine Yamal Nasraoui Ebana
>>222507527>>222507529i desperately wanted to feel her arse when i was school. i used to walk behind her so i could watch her arse while she walked and then wanked to it at home every day. her name was alana.
>>222507504
>>222507547tv and sp are enjoyablevg is good if you have a vidya you like
>>222507585Me on /brit/
Do we call him Sir Andy Burnham? Does he even have his own nickname?
>>222507574i worked out back then it was before i became a vile slug of a man
>>222507593>tvnonce central>spretard central
This is the moment Sir Kier became Heisenberg
>>222507587Not watching a single second of Spanish matches, this cunt is too fucking ugly and seems like a massive wanker
leftypol wanking to black nigger knobs (scream)
>>222507601the so-called self-styled king of the north
>>222507588lol that's anal A backwards
>>222507601the contemptible usurper, cur dandy churnham
>>222507585refreshing sip of joylort
what does kier do when he retires?most politicians becomes "consultants" whose real job is having connections for rich businessmen wonder if he's above that
Reminder that Yamal is a genuine lifelong spurs fan. Make of that what you will
might kill myself :/
mental that there are billions of foreigners who think in english
/lit/ is direimagine an entire board of diegos
Could anything in Andy Burnham's premiership top this
might goon myself :D
>>222507658Scared of the afterlife me
>>222507498look up the gulf stream mate, its a ocean current that brings hot water from central america to northern europe during winter.If it collapses, it could mean a plunge in the average temperature of between 5 to 15 celsius in a lot of Europe.
just signed up for the keir starmer onlyfans newsletter
white cocks stretching yellow fannies to their breaking point
>>222507649He'll go back to being a human rights lawyer and will personally send Netenyahu to prison
>>222507673don't believe in any of that myself x
he's a mess
should have gone to murica for this world cupcould have shagged a fit bostonian lass
>Sir Keir Starmer's motorcade has diverted into CHEADLE
mad how you have to travel to places or else you’re a loser but travel sucks
>>222507670for me its the subtle change of expression from smug little smile when we're face on with him to utter contempt and disdain when we're behind him
Put my carrot batons in the freezer as they were feeling a bit limp. Topped up my hummus with some Tajin
https://men.wikifeet.com/Keir_Starmer
>>222507649Join Reform UK
mental how retarded my boomer parents are, will literally cook themselves to death the better part of 6/7 weeks a year (including a hospitalisation) rather than shill out a £400 for a portable AC system despite being relatively wealthy.any discussion of it is shut down as wasteful and stupid, reckon their brains stopped updating around the late 80's
>>222507694doesn’t matter if you believe in it or not does it
>>222507703seen a lot of this. yank women are gagging for real men’s cocks
>the men will never be this hot here againNot true, wait till Wales turn up
>>222507744grow up
mad how I don't like being perceived and known by other people in real life yet I have no issue at all with posting here and receiving (You)s and being perceived on here
>>222507703saw a simpsons or family guy episode with this premise, grandpa shagged a bird in some other country, got her pregnant and they find out decades later.
>>222507760cant see your ugly mug here can we
>>222507703is this supposed to be her looking hot
>>222507743oirespect your elders
>>222507743he said the consecutive numbers!
>>222507744does because it means i'm not scared of any of it
>>222507743what about cheap office fans, they can cool the air a little and arent such a big commitment.
Yanks have to realise the people visiting them for the football are the most dysgenic looking bunch possible.If they think those football fans are hot we must be 10/10s here on /brit/.
>>222507760all anonymous innitif i had to use a username i wouldn't post here
>>222507805haven't had any visitors yet me, bit disappointed, i made scones and everything
I am a botched life form who will not breed, normie joy is agony to me, I might as well never have been.
>>222507743why don't you get a job rorke then you could buy one yourself
who's this argie thenhe's not one of our approved regular jfsdon't like it, not one bit
>>222507770honestly find him quite handsome in a middle class dad kind of way
doing a read
>>222507848just another 190 vpn
>>222507822right well ktim
>>222507793>>222507793>>222507793>>222507793>>222507793
>>222507591H-hayai!
mad how lush kinder chocolate is
>>222507882it is really good
>>222507867
>>222507857He has nice hair desu, very slickFeel a bit Patrick Bateman comparing the two since they have similar haircuts but Kier's is better
>>222507652Vini vs Yamal North London derby circa 2028
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how to feel happiness
>>222507909will tell you if I ever feel it
using cooked boomer corpses to power a nationwide AC scheme
>>222507897Huh the what now
im a twisted psychopath
>>222507906
>>222507848being honest i dont know what im doing or how i ended up here.
>>2225077436 7!!
>>222507909do my (You)s mean notihng to you?
>>222507908sir child rapist
My snot smells gross
>>222507927Oh yeah? How many animals have you killed?
>>222507867a frog in boiling water if I've ever seen one xP
>>222507909
whole flat stinks of my arse
>>222507941i love all (You)s
we're the most accommodating thread on /int/when i post in other threads they start yapping about grooming gangs in their own language
rorke's nan going viral asking the man at b&q for the nigger brown paint
So glad I'm not a woman. This is a real human
@grok Hello
waiting until all the facts are inrefraining from jumping to conclusions
>>222507909Caffiene
>>222507956that's a harmful stereotype against twisted psychopaths mate, give bigotry the red card
Nerd City is back
>>222507964:)
>>222507857>>222507898Nigga please
>>222507982hi :3
Reminder to leave shallow dishes of water out for all the wildlife struggling during this heatwave x
hoping burnham will at least solve the burden of consciousness
>>222507998i want to do to her head what she's doing to those grapes. dumb fucking bint thinking she's cute.
Sir Andy BAMEham
>>222507998boring, pointless webm
>>222507982
>>222507822Ktim
>>222508004right thats a little creature then isnt it
>>222507965have you found the culprit
Sir Andy Burn Em(Reference to "Burn Them All" from the mad king in game of thrones)
>>222508027scream
>>222507867Get the fans purchased, premium delivery
the world is too evil
>>222507485Yes mate looks nice tbqh>>222507479Hullllllllll
>>222508027there are 1.5 billion of these things just meandering through their dusty moped infested streets not really doing anything of note
>>222508048this is an ai. asian women don't come in that hair colour
happens iyc?
It doesn't take a crystal ball to seeA Timmy always finds a way to leaveDrinkin' Jack all by myselfRorke's had black pussy, I can telllll
>>222508027nigga named khan khan
>>222508027s
making love to a lady’s breasts
>>222508075
spawning in gmod hunter choppers and combine soldiers at my nans funeral
Randomly thought of Bugs Life/Antz, I saw these maybe once back to back when I was younger and they're merged together in my mind
>>222508049I like this one
he
not sure why that’s supposed to be funny
master roshi
want to understand if it's just meif i could have sex with anyone on the planet i would still pick my first gf from when i was young. no sex has compared since.
>>222508119@grobk put her on bikini
>>222508111Bugs Life was sovl while Antz was sovlless
Andy Burnham? More like And he bum's ham
@gronke who the smelliest black nigger who ever live
if i had a bit of money id love to aimlessly travel around india for a while
>>222508127That's Kame Sennin you vile gaijin
Used to wank to Nerd City's gf
paige turnah wanktoil engaged
>>222508129'ce
>>222508129surely that was a moment in time wouldn’t be that great if you fucked now so just pick a hot actress or something instead
who got A big ahh pineapple i can use
>>222508159zamn
>>222508172fken sponbob nigga hahaha
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OQTdJl4iN1g
you've burnt the fucken ham!
>GFs Milf mum kissed me after dinnerUhhhhhh she's not done that before
>>222508188wish i had a gf that looked like she was from the late 2000swish i had any gf really
poo hand coming out me arse to strangle you
>>222508203It's on
>>222508137dreamworks stole bugs life from pixar, and because they ran it, they thought they could do one over on jobs and lasseter
burnham is also the name of the place where tim's nursing home is
>>222508172dunmore has one
>>222508058would you say it has vampiric qualities?
i want to go back to 2017
>>222508203How many pints in was she and which cheek?
would be so bored if i weren’t drunk rn thank you bacchus
>>222508219Stop. Digging.
>>222508219It's all connected
>>222508233hahahaha x
>>222508219the plot thickens
>>222508219I am begging you not to investigate this any further.
So scotland is already guaranteed to make it knockout round?
taking photo of myself for meetup group but I have permanent red eyes cos I like looking at computer screen so I look like Brendan Fraser when he had red eyes that one time
>>22250826599% chance
world is a dickdrainer
>>222508275lmao
Sex Havers, please answer my question.How do women bounce on your penis without snapping it? Are you required to have a really long penis so she can bounce high enough
those without eyes truly see..
honk mi mi mi mi mi honk mi mi mi mi mi muh umm mu bl-black women ummmm honk mi mi mi mi mi
the creature that was once timothy james byrne
>>222508314enjoyed this and the reference good post x
tucking into an eclair
Andy "Castle Crashers" Burnham
shoutout all the lads sitting in they chairs
apparently the fanny gets wet. sounds disgusting 2bh
just when i thought i was out, they pull me back in
>>222508352you didn't bite it there's no teeth marks. did you tear it with your hands?
>>222508355
>>222508231It was a really good year.
watching the big lebowski and have to say it id very reddit. used to really like this film but find it a bit cringe now
sex arse
it fucking looms
>>222508375yep and you have to drink the juices, it's good for you
>>222508306No one has had sex then ok
would be bants if Keir's last act before he leaves 10 Downing Street is getting 4chan banned, just like he always wanted to do
>>222508380Never watched it because I could tell it was reddit without watching
>>222508419surely a long penis would increase the risk of snappage
>>222508377didn't realise you were so passionate about the mechanics of sucking down an eclair
we are like a colony of ants going about our existence, unaware of the doom that shortly awaits us (floods of molten liquid aluminium)
Crisps for tea mams?
>>222508436But how do they get the bounce height to get a proper slam on the penis if it's too short?
>>222508306>Are you required to have a really long penis so she can bounce high enoughkinda yeah i imagine if your cock is less than like 5 inches you basically can't even fuck properly. harrowing shit
>>222508380>>222508431retards
might pick my bits
Sir Al Loo Mini Um
>>222508450building our cities on the slopes of mount vesuvius aren’t we
>>222508456PICKY BITSSS!!! I too am poor
leftypol enjoying toasted tortillas with m&s dip and ranking themrorke having a dorito butty in front of gary eats' latest
never had any complaints about the 4.5 inch willard
ziedy killing himself in about two hours time after belgium get embarrassed by iran
>>222508462Disliked how every character is really silly in some way. It's proto Reddit
>>222508481never had any takers either
>>222508481wait until you have sex for the first time
Mine was 8" in my 20s but one I hit late 20s/early 30s it shrunk to 6.5". They don't warn you about this when aging
>google something>block of useless sponsored results>useless AI summary>handful of actual results>more sponsored results
>>222508481Why would you? Good honest piece of kit that. Nothing to sniff at anyway.
>>222508459idk ask ur mum
the lays worldcup flavour for spain is just cheese lol
>>222508496reddit doesn’t mean ‘silly’ mate get a clue
>White House to host press meeting Friday, states “Groundbreaking” proof of alien life, President to comment dafuq
>>222508459they pretty much can't ladthere's only so much momentum an arse in motion can build up if it only has four inches to travel
>>222508532he 100% raped kids on that island didn't he
>>222508532Honey get in here the latest distraction from the Epstein files just dropped!
>>222508532trum is a alien
>>222508532deflection from the iran humiliation (which was a deflection from the epstein stuff)
got a square willy
Can't be a rorke anymore. I've been too severely bullied Cant be fucked caring about a people who hate me
>>222508504It's probably a circulation thing
>>222508532oh cool a new global psyop is coming can't wait will I get free money for this as well
I hear Trump plans to present the world cup trophy, must be a distraction from Epstein
>>222508570bulliedbumholeboy
>>222508508Welcome to the Dead Internet
>A U.K. lawyer who cleaned up 200 bags of waste from a polluted river now faces up to 2 years in prison for doing it without a permit. >Paul Powlesland says wildlife fish and dragonflies have returned to the river since the clean-up began.Why though?
Johnny Ep 4 PM
>>222508558it was a deflection from that thing that everyone stopped caring about and that they weren’t going to release anymore info about anyway with zero consequences
the thread just got spammed by redditors
ziedy banned in one posthas to be a new record
>>222508611love to see it
jerma985 penis curse
got a sinking feeling that we’re all being baited
time for beddy bo bo's for me lads. had quite enough of this being awake business for one day.
had a lovely napWasn't even that warm because I turned on my ac
>>222508611Wonder if the janny board has a thread on him like they did for the other schizos
sharginyermumupthearseinnit
Wish I was in Spain with the Mrs
>>222508653the janny board?????????
>>222508644The umfooty starts in 10 you dolt
>>222508589What
>>222508673bulliedbumholeboy
>>222508668need reddit gold for that
>>222508668Also known as the blacked rooms
Anyone know why we shipped all the manufacturing to Asia? I'd like it if we produced goods in USA and Europe
>>222508672too sleepy sorry x
>>222508653it would have been found in the leak after the hack (i peeked)
>>222508668Was leaked during the big hack, they had threads to keep track of certain posters who were ban evading and just being general mental cases
>>222508710Christ /brit/ must look like a right mental asylum to them.
it lush
I'm going to become a hot girl or die trying
>>222508700Ahh nighty night then x
>>222508721you don’t have to be mental to post here but it helps!
>>222508689cheaper
Get the new made
>>222508710bet they've got pictures of all of us on a big corkboard like the fbi in the sopranos
>>222508689Using asian slaves is cheaper than paying the... peasantry (eww)
>>222508775Lol
having spag bol but trying pork mince and it grim lads oh aye it grim it just tastes like rubber
*makes the new*
>>222508786>>222508786>>222508786
>>222508775Bought one of those on holiday, shit was massive
>>222508792maniac
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rAtK15tB7dEwhy are you like this
>>222508792right well that's not going to last is it
>>222508792
>>222508813discrimination
>>222508823janny will delete the image and let the thread stay up. he won't even have the temerity to ban me.I run this website.
Errrm... errr... errrm... a different new, get it made
>>222508889>>222508889>>222508889
