tim edition
hi
>>222516449exactly, glad you understand
>>222516472don't lure them in here ffs
>>222516472I'm not the swede defending g*rmany
smoking a penis
>>222516457you'll do nothing you impotent little creep
I think there should be a 5% salary tax to pay reparations to Germans
>>222516485bizarre lie
>>222516488Fair enough, and there will be a 20% salary tax of Germans as reparations to Britain.
>>222516486why are you defending normies?
need these insufferable knuckledragging snow monkeys OUT
blacking my own arse
>>222516511i'm not, i'm just saying you're an impotent little creep
please stop fighting
>>222516521you were defending normies
>>222516504Why? Germans never did anything wrong
miaou
Walkin’ ‘round plum nekkid outside. I’ll moon the moon and flash the sun.
kind of miss smoking just because it added to my evil incel vampire demeanor
>>222516525but the threads no fun if everyones getting along
>>222516456Hello again
>>222516525*punches straight through your torso and rips your intestines out like christmas tinsel*
a lot of you need a severe beating
TOO FUCKING HOT TO SLEEP
How come the swedes are universally undefeated in arguments? This happens in every thread, people only ever have ad homs
>need these insufferable knuckledragging snow monkeys OUT
Right what the hell happened to New Zealand then
>>222516538Do you have a receding hairline?
>>222516567>wtf why are people being mean to me? all i did was be an autistic nazi nonce
>>222516579No actually
>>wtf why are people being mean to me? all i did was be an autistic nazi nonce
>>222516578i hear some fella shot up a mosque out there if thats what youre talking about
>>222516594No but it does involve muzzies
>>222516589You can be mean while still providing an argument, if you had one and weren't just driven by ignorance and fascistic narrowmindedness
>>222516578not a real country
>>>wtf why are people being mean to me? all i did was be an autistic nazi nonce
The laid back chill anti-racist weed guy who just loves everybody except racists
>>222516579uncalled for
>>222516538Ktim
>>222516615You can travel to Germany, Sweden, Norway, Denmark, Finland, Poland and apologize
Winona rider sexarse
>>222516636*Ryder
caught a glimpse of my hairline in the mirror and instinctively swung at the reflection
I fucking love weed, it caused an ego death and made me realize how we are all star dust and nothing is important one leave peace we are all one fuck racism its the elite dividing us
leftypol going to the black barber rorkes mum cutting his hair with kitchen scissors
>>222516611try telling your mum that you think not wanting to fuck kids is fascistic narrowmindedness and tell us what she thinks
The 1% made my girlfriend racist after she was raped by a gang of muslims. I want her to try my super diesel haze so she can realize we are one with the stars and end racismm
FUNNEL CAKES RULE
what is blud waffling about
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0AvuweztG4QListening to some moussey before going to bed.
the billionaires made me racist when they stole my bike outside walmart
Im pennsylvania dutch and scots irish so you know i make a mean funnel cake
Need Emma Watson’s turds on my dinner plate pronto.
>>222516660I already did and my mother actually started crying. It's impossible to argue with normies because they base all their opinions on emotions, not arguments or critical thinking. I guess that proved your point right?
>>222516665enjoyed this post
>>222516662>>222516651mindbroken, seek therapy.
>>222516691>a pipe>a cigarette Never seen that before.
>>222516691Fuck dude try this shit never smoked anything so potent since the blunt i got during occupy wallstreet this shit makes you care about people we are one, the cosmos
>>222516691He would've agreed with me btw
yank niggas will fr tell you they're dutch and scotch and irish and welsh and transylvanian and martian and expect you to not laugh in their face
Young fitties just walked by me in sports bras Shouldnt be allowed
>>222516658>rorkes mum cutting his hair with kitchen scissorsktim
>>222516728Did you realize this during a weed psychosis?
>>222515756This is what normies watch on tv and then they'll call you a pedo for providing arguments they can't counter
This place is too active for 4am. Are you employed sir?
>>222516753it's sunday tomorrow
>>222516753its just swedes aussies and yanks babbling at one another. /brit/ is over.
springing to bed in this instant.i have to defend liberal democracy tomorrow.
feeling like a fungus
>>222516753i work remote
>>222516785So does that Swede that’s stoned out of his gourd.
>>222516785Fungi have brains and be smart thats why i eat them
Any good foren (non-english language) films No chink shit
>>222516794das boot
>>222516794no there aren't any
>>222516821she's cute desu
>>222516821i look like this
it's only two years ago that the man with the suit and the faceYOU KNEW HE WAS THERE ON THE CASE!
>>222516794The Yellow Sea
off to the movies
During an acid trip i realized that if we all just put our differences aside we can work together and conquer the stars, say no to racism.
>HSTikkyTokky’s best friend nearly got into a horrific accident on stream
>>222516852you haven't gotten a single reply in like 50 posts mate take the fucking hint
>>222516850alri 1987lad
might ascend
dude horror but its also a comedy
>>222516874Does weed come with the replies?
might descend
>>222516899You might ascend if you smoke smore weed
>>222516850Four great films at the same time. We're lucky if we get one good film a year
>>222516894Alri Widow's Bay
i need stimulation
woke up this morning with an intense urge to read the twilight books
>>222516905If you smoked weed you wouldn't be a racist and therefore enjoy the diverse cast
lying in bed with my pants off and no duvet, too hot
>>222516794harakiri
feeling utterly monged out
>>222516935https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4m-bx89fyUQ
>>222516943sent that freak flying
>>222516927Pants means underwear in Britain. You mean to tell me you’re lying in bed with your pecker out?
What's for brekky?
>>222516961cute girl vagina
>>222516961gay porn breakfast
i aint got no money and i aint got no hair
>>222516986Based me
what should I do
>>222516961Korrrrrrrr
>>222517006Just be yourself xx
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=us9plufTqks
>>222517021ok i will do that!!
im being sadistically raped by a black man
>>222517047Based chav girl
>>222517047i doubt it
Cock cheese itching, can't remove it due to the phimo
>>222517063its true
>>222517082yes?
>>222516960nothing wrong with that
>>222517064people live such diverse lives
>>222517064grim as fuckget it bloody stretched
wearing a little hat on my willy
>>222516916>they're FLANDERIZING MATTHEW RHYS!I read this post on /tv/ recently
the 5am wank looms
the new turkish takeaway in my town is hosting extraterrestrials in the flat above and im going to prove it to the whole world
just made a strange noise for no reason
>>222517176what do they do up there
breaking into abduls to shag a spindle of donner meat
absolutely mad that Busted never charted in America
>>222517193eat kebabs i think
thinking about all the minecraft youtubers i used to watch who are now disgraced
leftypol eats a snickers upside down to feel the veins on his tongue
rorke shagging a bounty
Jew's House, Lincoln
>>222517252sovl
UK used to mean United Kingdom but ask anyone today and they'll tell you it stands for "Unbelievable Krimewave"!
>>222517253this is what like 50% of relationships were like before the 1950s
suppressor finally came in lads
feels a bit bonkers to play video games and post on the computer when theres pretty girls right out the door and i'll be an old man eventuallyyet i'll persist with it... not worth the trouble I imagine.
>>222517274BAG 'EM & TAG 'EM, SON!
>>222517283don't like girls they're all evil
>>222517274looks like good fun to mess around with
If he don't eat ass, he ain't the one
everyone laughed at him, but he was correct
got my horrid willy out x
>>222517274can i borrow it for a second
>>222517386khabib!
transitioning into a dagestani
might move to skellig michael
>>222517435dont feel nothin
>>222517435hes right about those two things
>>222517435He's correct
too fucking cold
>>222517267no it wasnt
>>222517435>OPEN NORTH SEA OIL!i didnt even know this was a prospect
>>222517498yea it was
>>222517498*punches you in the stomach*
Right thenProper sick of yousHow many more bong til the ministry of censorship IP blocks 4chan for continued egregious non-compliance
>>222517536We're leaving on the 4th of July anyway
>>222517515Western countries have very different marriage norms from the rest of the world Here it's common for two people to get married in their early to mid 20s (a couple of similar age) In most of the rest of the world a man in his 30s commonly gets married to a teen
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HMc8i1IkFnI&list=RDHMc8i1IkFnI&start_radio=1if you ever wondered what a British boogie band would sound like when writing music for A Ghost Story For Christmas in the early 70's, well...
hate being a zoomer
>>222517515any proof at all?
>>222517267That's not on lad they were arranged marriages and usual to similar age regardless of what womancoomers pretend
>>222517498>Juliet's exact age>The strongest statement comes from Lady Capulet in Act 1, Scene 3:>"She hath not seen the change of fourteen years.">Juliet is therefore 13, approaching 14.>In the same scene, Lady Capulet raises the possibility of marriage to Count Paris:>"Well, think of marriage now; younger than you,>Here in Verona, ladies of esteem,>Are made already mothers.">Most scholars and productions portray Paris as a young nobleman in his twenties, often somewhere around 20–30 years old.
>>222517560just age unckin
might sort out the 500 tabs i have open
>>222517561Just read a lot of biographies and historical novels and know my own family anecdotes. Late 20s/Early 30s man courting a 16/17 year old was completely the norm, it still happens today and those marriages are generally more successful than our current model of two geriatrics
>>222517570i will still have a zoomie brain though
>>222517583why has that zulu got blue eyes
>>222517583leftypol is now isandlwana
Dont fight with anybody online, just say "lol" at funny posts and spread good cheer and share the vibes Godberg beams into my silly little head x
>>222517623would be boring if everyone were like you wouldn't it
how are my boys today?
Playing with my wee willy winky
>>222517629that is because you are eviltrust we find you just as boring
>>222517623more people should be like you x
>>222517634do you want to hold hands
>>222517634so much for good vibes and not fighting with anybody
>>222517631same old :/
>>222517642...yh >>222517629Not really im like kanye but irish diaspora and poor and talentless
actually posts about politics belong on /pol/ so
>>222517642let me see your nails first
i’m about to attempt to creampie myself.
needing southamerica gf
>>222517682how are you doing that
weather is strangely cold recentlyand on this of all daysI can hear the fireworks again
>>222517691i’m going to masturbate as normal, then at the last second wrap my dong under my gooch and into my ass. it has a downward curve and it’s long enough to penetrate. it won’t be especially deep, but it’ll still count in my book.
Have been suffering with insomnia for years and I've just had a normal night's sleep (10PM til just this very second) and I feel so refreshed and happy I could honestly fucking cry.
>>222517707going to try this myself and report back on the results
>>222516871Kind of a dainty pose
>>222517709take that feeling get get started on an excellent day!! no posting x
andy partridge flirts with me backstage at the hollywood palladium on april 4th 1981it's not my fault but it is amusinghappy birthday sex at midnight :)
>>222517721You're right I'll do this, see you later laddingtons x
mad how new york city is only a tiny part of new york
>>222517777Don't think that's mad
>>222517777never been there but i don't really get it eitherthe borders were drawn back when we were the colonies but surely the rural upstate and nyc must have very different politics today
>>222516545We can have lots of fun ;)
>>222517782it's a bit mad because you have new york city and then attached to it is just loads of rural townsbit of a contrast
>>222516924But what about the rest of the movie?
Going into paki shops but not buying anything and farting then leaving
im gonna do a rape jihad on the girls on the tills at primark
>>222517777sister used to live in Dutchess county and it was insanely beautiful I'd live out there for sure
>>222517777took me 9 minutes to find it could you pls circle it next time
SEX 84: HEALED DICK
>>222517569noble political marriages in verona in the 14th century cannot be extrapolated to every social class in every country on earth for all time>>222517584so thats a no then? because my "family anecdotes" have all my great grandparents being similar age>Late 20s/Early 30s man courting a 16/17 year old was completely the norm, it still happens today and those marriages are generally more successful than our current model of two geriatricssounds like you just made all of this up because you want to believe it
>>222517837sc
corr dr. poostein reverse-chowin' down on dat Chungus brapwursterpropa gud diss wun
https://news.sky.com/story/investigation-launched-after-video-shows-police-officer-hitting-boy-with-baton-11930529Cops in bongland beat people with clubs, its the most brutal thing i've ever seen .We're lucky our cops don't try this shit, they could probably get away with it on certain people
>>222517905is it really more brutal than getting magdumped
>>222517905kek funniest fing ever seen
bet new england was hella spooky in colonial times
spanish civil war was cool because it had rorkes and leftypols from all over the civilized world coming together to fight each other
mmm ok then
>>222517925why
>>222517939untamed forests with indians about
>>222517914zoomers, gays and women in America think human life only counts as far as suffering goesSo if the human can't suffer, even just from being asleep, or even if the person can't directly attribute that suffering to you (like slow poison, which is under-detected in forensics and sadistic women use on their families sometimes), it's fine or less bad. So even though they hate guns a magdump that instakills is better than a beating that leaves one alive because they don't actually value human life other than rhetorically, which isn't enough of a "vibe" for them.Meanwhile straight men in the US generally approve of the majority of bodycam magdumps because of the things the people getting magdumped are doing/have done and the way the judges keep letting them back out on the streets "rehabilitated".
>>222517966Setting an alarm before I read this tome so I wake up in time for toil
>>222517970don't look illiterate in front of the fatherland then timmy
cody's tome
>>222517966beating someone on the head with a billy club is worse than shooting them to death because you're just giving them brain damage therefore adding another retard for society to be burdened with
Sir Boring Bastard
perhaps youd like to give me a bodyweight exercise routine
rosie jones joi on the cards
>be american>get shot
corr would wee on her brap twatter
>>222517982Here we have the third typically American perspective: the performative "ethical" psychopath.Cities are full of them.They still fall under the "fags who think like women" category technically but it's outgrown.
about to sneeze
>>222518017do some pushups and pull ups
>>222518043bless you
cody be like >yo.. canigetaahhh… uh.. pepperoni pizza and uh.. some wings and uh.. yeah a dr pepper?
>>222518063ktim except diet dr gotta watch my weight
>>222518060thanks
>>222518063scream
and just as a coincidence what did the bbc archives upload 12 days agogoodI've seen it numerous times already and it's already on the playlist but I will watch againsomehow watching that triggers intimate fantasies with my animus you see due to the whole flirting incident
don't like mexican food
mad how the clitoris is a tiny penis and the dickhole is a tiny vagina
Shartacus directed by stanley poo brick s
i'm delusional; i believe i think things that aren't true, but i actually don't think that in reality.
>>222518119no no no no no darling please
>>222518139looked it up after i made the post and apparently the "Prostatic utricle" is the actual male analogue to the female sex organ
>>222518124life is too bizarre not to have silly beliefs
>>222518119this is not true
i've eaten all of my sweetsthere's nothing left but the bleakness
ok look here's the thingdo I post the entire photo of xtc drinking cold lager with the watermark on it an all or do I post just andy cropped out
>>222518153fantasticglad you've got that cleared up
I *hate* biology
Dawn of the first dayIt begins
taken my drugs and the legs are still wanting to kickonly one answer:more drugs
>>222518193you're gonna hate your vivisection
>>222516961Noooo! She left the mushrooms! Why didnt she eat the mushrooms guys? They are the best bit!!
researching uruguay
tiramisu for breakfast
going to bed
>>222517914Yes. It lasts longer and is more humiliating.
>>222518240You're definitely gay
>>222518292very rude and uncalled for
when are the drugs going to begin working I can't wait around all night
good morning
>>222518367alri
I need to increase at least 10kg and I'm 3 days having only 1 full meal per day.[sad frog image]
going to make a really incredible post at 5:30pm today
>>222518393why don't you eat more than 1 meal per day
who's like him? who? who? nobody that's whonobody's like himand nobody's like methat's just how it iswhy would you plan time out this way?what kind of sick joke?what lesson?
i am not gay
>>222518017squats, calf raises, glute bridgesplank, leg raises, bike crunchespush ups, pike push ups, (hammock) pull ups, (chair) bicep curlsthat's what i do
>>222518420i'm also not gay
>>222518409Because I'm feeling bad.>>222518360what drugs are you on
so a couple of gay guys walk into a straight bar:>>222518420>>222518425
>>222518437good drugsactually they're not all that good anymoregot a feeling I'm being toyed with
unitedstatians dont understand negatives, apparently
I would've been betterI would've done a better jobI wouldn't have smashed the dogetc.I would actually want what's best
oooooh gary davis
dog pussy changed cody
are tim jim byrne x
>>222518591who tookered that pic
>>222518623me
>>222518651me? me who?
the dog were not a pussy it were a little porcelain statueor clay or summat
>shower>already sweaty 10 mins laterwhat's the point
don't know that I've ever met a cody in my life frankly
>>222518699feels good I suppose but baths feel better
>>222518724if you are dirty how taking a bath using the same water you used to removed your dirtyness makes you clean
> "The first foreign visit I would do as leader of the Labour Party would be to Israel.">A 2015 video of Andy Burnham has resurfaced online and is drawing renewed criticism, focusing on his statement that his first foreign visit as Labour leader would be to IsraelWe r cooked
>>222518699how fat are you
office toil looms
There is a time for goodbyes and then there is a time to get that feller without the horse! Or that king in the pimp hat, just strutting about! You choose!
Frankly a bit chilly outShould have popped on a jacket
imagine you just got really good at whipping and they ended slaverybet you'd be right pissed.
>>222518753I am not dirty because I take baths you see
my mom gave her old phone to me and this shit is awfull3 minutes to open eight xanwhatsapp cant even run on the backgroundcant compile shit with gcc
>>222518794which one? ra? orisis? anubis?
gillette the best a man can get
>>22251878168kg
>>222518754True
>>222518862you can only nae nae at niggas these days
>>222518862this is how bdsm started
whats the plan for the weeki want to look for a job
>>222519050read some young adult literature, i never matured past age 14 you see
might drive up to San Marino and peruse the yearbooks in the librarymight just pay $40 for a month of ancestry.comit's all too much to bear or even consider
what the fuck are you people talking about...
will next edish be about me?
>>222518905london?
>>222519219>>222519219
>>222519222this is shit
