Spoonfulls edition
SEX 88: ANCIENT SEXOOOO
>>222520119>>222520212thanks. makes a lot of sense.
>>222522046gonna get the laundry out in this sunfree drying
>>222522033incels put women on a pedestal and think all the problems with them are a product of woke ideology instead of traits that are inherent to themevery self described incel would kill his family for a hint of fanny, despite pretending otherwise
doing a woo woo
refuse to spend £80 on an england top but daren't turn up to the pub without a bit of england attire on so copped this for £30reckon deano will approve
quite like it when right wing governments get into power and then do a complete 180, the one nation one was actually so kino and the cattle fall for it every time
aussie normpondscum get so triggered by standard incel doctrine because they're a completely pussywhipped people
>>222522108you're such a good goy
Enjoy fucking your whore gf who gets chad dick on the side lmao
>>222522101You genuinely have no idea what you're talking about, incel ideology is rooted in biology you actually clueless mong.
>>222522131This Bradley telling me it's never lupus
>>222522131insane how obviously rattled you are
>>222522136incel "ideology" is based on foid worship and incels base their worth on whether women like them or not
why do people that don't have sex assume that having a girlfriend means she'll be shagging other men
>>222522118>>222522136>>222522154you're literally posting nonstop mate am i really the rattled one here
>>222522108How did you cop it for £30? They were all gone within a minute of going on sale. I had to grab the basic Nike x Palace England top from sports direct
Hark to the tale of Nelson, And the boy he loved so dear.They remained the best of friends,For years and years and years.
>>222522164Inferiority complex
Just saw the news lads… end of an era
>>222522163No it isn't>>222522173So are you
I am, once again, calling for a Wotanic Socialist Revolution.
nth for the gyaldem
any deluded normcattle in?
>>222522164Massive cope. They can't imagine a normal relationship so they try to make you out to be as pathetic as they are. Ironically if they ever became shaggers they'd inevitably be the type of cheat because any crumb of pussy would validate their ego
ok im a virgin but the idea of casual sex just seems disgusting to me, reckon i'd need at least a few weeks of getting to know a girl and feeling comfortable enough around her before i wanted to have sex. got a bit of a sensitive soul you see x
>>222522187>n-no u that's the concession accepted then go shag a prozzie and get this shit out of your system lad i promise you warm wet vaginal walls will melt the angst away
blackpill always collects
>>222522108Nice, got mine last week
A common trait of the failed normie is a distancing from the particular language and emotional expression employed by the rorke or incel whilst attempting to affirm the same conclusions, but in a way that casts themselves above the problem indicated. This is ultimately a product of the tension within them between the evident truths the incel or rorke espouses and their simultaneous desire to maintain the delusion that spring from normie optimism. They want to be truth tellers without having to sacrifice the warm glow of bluepilled living.This can get quite sophisticated rhetorically if the failed normie is intelligent.
used to have one of those fleshlights but i broke it because my dick was too big
>>222522183About a lucky man who made the gradeAnd though the news was rather sadWell I just had to laugh
>>222522230omds
>>222522225You are literally just lying about what incels claim, there is no further discussion to be had.No, I will never have sex.
>>222522230Pear shape man ugly shirt the triangle logo ruins it
>>222522230Bin the shirt, wear the lobster towel hoodie like a proper chad
Being incel in 2026 is crazy work lowkey. Too Unc to get on the looksmaxxing grind but too proud to admit they wasted years of their lives on poisoned thinking to admit to being wrong and too cowardly to actually try and better themselves so they just a remnant of 2016 incel culture. I pity
>>222522232rorke the prophet
>>222522230could have gone down a size there surely
>>222522234i kept spunking in mine without cleaning it then eventually it got so filthy i fucked it and the gooey mess of whatever was in there gave me a uti
>>222522230cute towelbig fan of crustaceans
lobstermong loves his lobsters
>>222522257good post that will inevitably fall on deaf ears
hate lobsters, mepoor choice for a towel
>>222522108Could have got this from Tesco for £15
Jordan Peterson getting a lob on at that towel
I'm thinking of shagging a prossard to lose my virginity but I'm too scared to actually go through with it
>>222522263Put yourself in the bin you wasteman
>>222522257Looksmaxxing is a humiliation ritual I refuse to participate just to get a stupid foid to have a boring life with for a crumb of mid pussy.
>>222522263mine turned green on the inside after a while, had to bin it
Rorke to resign in 10
>>222522257Ktim
>>222522278methinks if i looked like this i wouldn't be here reading posts like >>222522257
learned about the manosphere from that Louis Theroux documentary and they seem like evil cunts
>Former British Army officer faces criticism after calling himself ‘a mere goy’
>>222522274you straight riding his dih bruh
my skin is english enough and if you dont like it then you can fuck off back to where you came from alright sunshine
might go outside. then again, might not
>>222522257>admit to being wrongname one thing
>>222522261Not him but got a large and medium asked, kept the large cause my gut was spilling out a bit on the medium
>>222522292
>>222522317What this mean doe
>>222522278>when you order benedict cumberbatch form temu
>>222522319Post tummy
>>222522324name one thing they are wrong about
>>222522304Jews upset that he accidentally revealed himself a golem, non-jews upset as they’re reminded who rules over them
>>222522321literally depicting yourself as a soyjakI win
>>222522303The internet is doing serious damage to men
>>222522304The army are absolute ZOGbotsIf conscription ever happens you have a RESPONSIBILITY to frag officers
>>222522304kek
>>222522343I'm a turbororke and I just lie to them it's not hard
>>222522338Struggling to understand why I’m supposed to teach grown men what they’re wrong about. If you’re that upset and woeful with life you should end it, if you have a spread of resolve to make it better ignite it, stagnating in hate is worse than death
>>222522341maybe one day you'll understand
Would rather support the only democracy in the middle east if I'm honest with you rorke
>>222522335Not until I burn off the extra rolls if ever
on the gluten free peroni
on the meat free meat
>>222522357This will not hit mainstream media. Only actual news outlet it's on is middle east eye which nobody has ever heard of
>>222522343Once upon a time men simply reworked women into their political beliefs rather than the other way around
>>222522357Cuckmaxxer slavemoder bitchpilled
>>222522368The only peace for a biological inferior such as myself is inceldom, pretending I am a viable mate would be hellish.
in home dying
>>222522357we're all so fucked LMAO
>>222522371Post it for posterity then get fatter
>>222522364blackpill literally teaches actual self-improvement as the only way forward by acknowledging the reality of datingit's normie shit like "loving yourself" despite being a useless twat that damages men
don’t want to sound like a contrarian edgelord but i cannot get my head around all the praise project Hail Mary got absolute reddity slop i thought
The maddest part of inceldom to me is that they pretend they’ve never seen an ugly bloke with a cute gf. They’ve never heard a girl talk about how shit her ex was. It’s all in your peanut head mate
>>222522357I hoenstly genuinely unironically think he'd let an Israeli shag his wife is asked.
>>222522389billions of ugly/short/fat/stupid men throughout history have managed to reproduce as do millions right now as we speak even if the cards are stacked against you it's never impossible. free yourself
Rorke
>>222522357Christians are literally slaves of the jews.TOTAL CHRISTKIKE ANNIHILATION
>>222522419stfu idiot
ktim
>>222522357Is it all about money to these people? I really don’t get it
>>222522419That cute gf has settled after getting her vagina utterly bruised by chad, she still feels the tingle of chads shaft on occasion. That rush the most powerful nostalgia, you will NEVER make her feel how chad feels.
>>222522429you truly are a filthy clueless normiefuck off
In a way i guess inceldom is a good thing. It protects women, deep down you probably just know you are a bad person and actively suppress the realisation that you do not want to subject another human to your awful personality and the damage you might do to them with your emotional instability, you don’t want to drag someone down to your level.
>>222522465you are either a woman or baiting fuck off somewhere else
>>222522470Why are you so upset
>>222522465Clearly the damage of dealing with a boring ugly bastard is far worse than the violent man who will beat her half to death
>>222522450Ok this is just a fetish, you’re way too graphic there mate.
>>222522465I’m just shy bro… jeez
>>222522450>>222522463>>222522470you need a hug mate
did it work
Charge Sir Keir Starmer with genocide
>>222522477Boring ugly bastards aren’t immune to being violent.
You truly need to absorb the fact that women only love their children and chad. They do not love their beta husbands. They just settled once they realised that chad wouldn't marry them, but they steal dream and hope for chad.If you aren't chad you will never ever ever EVER experience the real love of a woman.sorry lol
just want a fat or ugly (not both) gf to go on holiday and out to restaurants with. Hate being alone so bored of it
no one not a soulincels: Your gfs probably getting her pussy bruised by Chads huge mouthwatering cock right now
>>222522514scre
>>222522500Oh no this is actually really sad for you
Just had a cheeky maccies which I'll be swimming off later. Yeah we keeping it healthy on a Monday x
I will keep the Sir meme going, I don't care if Keir is gone now, we will NOT give up the Sirposting
I'm not a bad person by the way, I'm very sweet and nice in person. I just know how women work. It's not really them I hate, it's you you aussie beta cuck.
what happens if you tell ChatGPT you’re so lonely and want a gf what does it tell you
He just sounds jealous he’s not got ‘chads’ shaft in his drooling gob
Sir Meme Continuer
>>222522500i very much doubt you even have enough genuine life experience to actually justify believing thisyou read this shit on /r9k/ ten years ago and it's been bouncing around the inside of your cavernous skull like a dvd screensaver ever since
>>222522514>>222522524cope
>>222522303They're cunts
inserting my thin willy into one of those electric pencil sharpeners
rorke: playing the long game with his crush for 3 yearschad: sleeping with her an hour after meeting her in the club
FUCK GYNO I FUCKIGN HATE GYNO FUCK GOD FOR CREATING GYNO
>>222522530Nobody who describes themselves as sweet and nice is sweet and nice. It’s always the worst people who think they’re wonderful
sir heather fungus making some space in his packed schedule of posting about black men’s cocks and pretending to be a Nazi to larp as an incel now, we’re so blessed to have him
Today's date 22 06 is an anagram of today's year 2026.Also why the fuck is Read Chan app down? And also the app store says its no longer available in our country. Has Sir Resigner done us over on his final day?
gmgm
>tfw barely 5 inches erectit's over, isn't it?
>>222522526What did you have lad? X
>>222522530You are not sweet and nice you are a rampant seething misogynist peon
>>222522561post tits
>>222522545I work a full time job and have a university degree and used to go out every single weekend for almost 13 years flirting with women and got rejected every single time.I once started counting rejections and then stopped after 5000 rejections.
>>222522545lmao
>>222522357Feeling ZOGged
https://www.wsws.org/en/articles/2023/10/31/ootr-o31.html
any rehab room viewer man in
>>222522582Kek, you must be trolling
>>222522576ripped that cunt right in half like prime arnie schwarzenegger with a yellow pages
the
>>222522595>world socialist web site
>>222522079Always funny to see queues in front of the liquor stores on dole payment mornings here.
>>222522607Alri
>>222522609No, you just deny anything that makes you uncomfortable. You'd honestly be much happier once you accept that we're the product of millions of years of natural selection and, therefore, biologically wired to choose superior specimens when available.Just accept I'm inferior, you don't need to live under this delusion
>>222522630um hi :3
>>222522582don't really see how you failing to shag equals all women being soulless cock hungry devils lad i think you just have a few biases that could use some reflectionyou from a single mum household?
So funny when normies try to win arguments against incels. You never ever win and can only resort to insults or lame self help once you realise how deluded you are.
>>222522638I’ve had a few gfs and I dropped out of high school, work part time and never go out to parties or pubs or anything. You’re applying a materialistic mindset to it based off of shit you’ve consumed, I just be myself warts and all and women find it charming from time to time
>>222522607He started pandering too hard to brown people so I stopped watching him. Just seems like a rather bitter ethnic rather than someone whose deep in the BP.
painting my willy and bollocks with lead paint drilling in to my walls pulling out the asbestos and putting it my vape consuming copious amounts of cured meats wearing 100% polyester clothing buying the cheapest nastiest plastic bottle from tesco filling it with water and then microwaving it and drinking the water
>>222522663I'm done arguing with you, you really are a bog-standard normie retard. Consider this a victory if you wish.
ngubu?
>>222522690lmaodid she bring strange men home too?
>>222522686Screme
>>222522674You are biologically superior to me, it's that simple.
>>222522698>scotland 0Che adams doesn’t exist then? Fucking idiot
>>222522450I had said qt during my chad era and she left me for being an inconsiderate dick like I was with most of my gf's. I still miss her and envy her new husband so it kinda goes both ways.
I'm 19 soon to be 20 and I'm an incel with no friends, a job I hate, a tiny cock and autism
You can't be disappointed if you never try, think about that
>>222522681he's from turkey himself so lots of his viewers are brown but he showed from his viewers metrics that most of his viewers are from the west
>>222522644xx
>>222522686biting big chunks out of entire rolls of receipt paper
>>222522733fomo
Not an incel anymore, but this thread has reminded me why I hated normies so much.
there's a nice breeze so it's not too hot outside at the moment
I'm a model, you know what I meanAnd I do my little turn on the catwalkOn the catwalkYeah on the catwankYeah I shake my little tush on the catwalk
>>222522698>brazil 12>Argentina 0At least Sergio Romero and Lauro Martinez are of black descent. So is the vast majority of Brazil's squad
microwaving Johnson’s baby powder and then ramming it up my arse
>>222522742there aren't any normies ittthere are incels and then there are incels who put effort into baiting other incels for some reason
>>222522303Theroux is a massive shitlib whose condescending shtick of always looking like having just smelled shit wore off after like two documentaries. His content is just gratification for soys who need to be properly hit in the face for their own good.
>>222522742how many blokes would you say your mum brought home in a month?
>>222522529a few weeks later>i have decided to resign from sir posting, this is a difficult time and it made me think about my children
>>222522779Normie with a cuck fantasy, surprise surprise
just fully crashed out whil driving
stripping down naked and going in the loft and rolling about the insulation and inhaling it and all the dust and stuff
when did any of you last have a bag of choc lick
why tho
>catwank
imagine dying whilst having a /brit/ tab open
microwaving a damp tea towel
jannard is taking the piss
stay safe and cool out there today lads
me? shall mostly be listening to poo metal
ive been wanking a lot recently
girls in paisley flares sex pics xxx
>>222522775I find them unbearable to watch cos he's confrontational which is something I would never do in a million years
>>222522798you are actually fucked in the head
>>222522840you made a smelling mistake
Rorke:I am resigning from /brit/ postingI want to thank my poo who has been my rock throughout this time
I enjoy the emptiness of an Algernon Newton watercolour
>>222522823>tf you are reading for god's sake?he's actually done you there and you were too thick to see it
>>222522823mad how many utterly demented brown people there are
>>222522729> a tiny cockbased and yummy!
>>222522770the maladjusted freak mindset doesn't magically disappear once you start having sex it just shrinks a bit virginity has the unfortunate habit of growing back lol
slicing my finger open with the kitchen knife and then going in the garden and rubbing my finger through the soil and amongst all the bugs and stuff and then coming back in the house and ripping the carpet up and stabbing the wound with the rusty carpet nails
Yank visiting the UK tipping the paki delivery man 20%
>>222522823he's a bot, sometimes ends up in outer /int/ threads
okay so I've watched the trailer thrice and it looks peng. I'm def off to piccies to watch it
something offputting when a non does a Rorke postlike a Pakistani 15 year old saying 'goy', it isn't right
>>222522779Last summer I shagged a Swedish single mum teacher for a couple of months who had a son who dressed up as a princess, listened to Sabrina Carpenter and Blackpink and had massive separation anxiety, violence and ADHD issues so he was on ADHD meds and we always sent him to his grandpa to mow some lawn to learn man stuff. He always hated me and called me Ed Sheeran and Rupert Grint through the phone and we both genuinely fear the guy is gonna go shoot up a school some day.Listening to "noooooooo don't let Ed Sheeran sleep on my place mum I hate you" was the hardest turnoff I've ever experienced.
>>222522893alri alistair campbell lad
did you bought a lettuce already?
>>222522893why x
>>222522910this is why i never leave my incel lair
you can never have too much informations
And just like that he left us in a most unfortunate manner
>>222522910He's trying to save your dog from that mangy ahh kitty
>>222522907you can really tell when they're trying to suck up to whitey
how tog et a job as a web devleoepr in 2026
>>222522910It does genuinely piss me off that women do that weird, arrogant thing of assuming that looking in their direction is a sign of sexual intent. They do an elaborate head turn to show how not interested they are, when you only looked because you could see their hair sticking up or a bit of bird shit on their shoulder
the country is rudderless
>>222522942learn to speel
Just opened up BBC and I was taken aback! Had to call my dad to tell him.
>>222522953SCREAMING this is methey do elaborate look away so much and so oftenbut tbf i am looking to see if they're fit or not so they'r enot 100% wrong lmaobut when they're munter si'm like get the fuck over yourself u look like shit
Lads...
>left gets in power>right wing social media shits on them until the polls inevitably look grim>right gets into power>left wing social media shits on them until the polls inevitably look grimhow do we break this cycle without banning social media
buying dozens of packets of koka noodles and emptying out the little powder and oil packs in to a big bowl and scraping the teflon coating off my pan in to the bowl and mixing it all together and microwaving it and eating it
>>222522953Those foids are so up themselves, make you feel like a pervert for the crime of leaving the house
>>222522991Have politicians that do good work.
>>222523013lmao
fuck burnham he’s worse than starmer you’re all too fucking stupid to see
Keir "I'm quite done with your shite" Starmer
>>222522989Rorke staring at this, lips quivering, sweating profusely
>>222522953Men are worried that women will laugh at them Women are worried that ..
In other news Restore Britain have just killed themselves as a political force after Lowe decided to condemn ethnonationalism and praise the Windrush Generation so now all the prominent influencers are jumping from the party What a retard lmao
>>222522991make all social media illegal, and you have to be 26 over to vote
incel poster posting about 'chad dick' herei'm addicted to rage baiting and really need to stopif any of you were offended, im sorryit you were only amusedly replying I'm still sorryI need help
imagine being chad and instead of women looking 90 degree away from you when you look at them they instead hold your eye contact and bite their lip
>>222522953>>222522985rorke tenses up and stares awkwardly at the ground whenever he walks past a womanher vicious gaze etching his raped mind
>>222523013bardella is gonna deport all africans
i just head the news
they should grow balls and add all of Ireland to the logo
old men, running the worldthat's terror
>>222523043Couldn't be me
>>222523038you know you're allowed to just make normal good posts don't you ladyou get (You)s from those too in case you didn't know
>>222522910#EnslaveWomen2026
>>222523070I know I know
genuinely don't know what to do with my arms or where to look when walking past a woman in the street
>>222523043we will never get to experience this ugly bros
>>222523066A young man ain't nothin in the world these days
>>222523031We're all joining the National Rebirth Party then lads.
>>222486273I was right
>>222523084Just stop caring
#SellRorkeIntoWhiteSlavery
>>222523076This is why they avoid eye contact with strange men
Wish my British gf called my pecker a full English breakfast alas my Finnish gf is just an annoying bitch
Prime Minister Cat Berg
>>222523096but i do care because women are not interested in me and it's embarrassing that my family and friends know about it
think I smell a gimmick emerging, only time will tell
going to b and q and buying some long bendy pipes and connecting them to the boiler outlet outside and feeding the other end of the pipe through the living room window
how about them spurs
>>222523114
kamala harris sloppy wine drunk handjob while she does her benzo induced hyena laugh
>woman says she has depression
>>222523116His first decree, open season on ALL of ARCHOSAURIA #NEVERAGAIN
Hello
There isn't a morcel of hatred in my heart. You should try to do the same sometimes, it may help you.
cutting a hole in the microwave door just big enough for my bollocks to fit in and then putting my bollocks in and turning it on jacket potato mode
oh my gosh look at his arm positioning
Very unbalanced first spinhttps://youtu.be/sakwrxAfyUw
rawr :3
mrs trunchball irl
we need to kill everyone
>>222523175aw nawr!
>>222523145Hello Ian, big day in politics
>>222523133With Bergval dipping the remnants of their Korean fans will abandon them
>>222523031carl from swindon is full on coping going "um he actually meant such and such" even though he would have raked farage over the coals for saying the same shit
need to remember to relax my shoulders when i walk
ian always talm bout sum damn hello
>>222523180starting with you
>>222523182Yes it is. I hope the transition is amicable for both party and the people
>>222523173don't understand how you can be cruel to a child
>>222523089s'cool
>>222523162Delete this
*solemnly makes the last ever poo barmer post*
I've been saying "all political careers end in failure" to everyone and now I found out Enoch Powell coined it ffffffffffffffffff
Wouldn't be having these issues with The Iron Lady.
>>222523031Ethnonationalism will never happen under liberal democracyMong if you think you'd ever be able to vote for that
where my niggas at?
>>222523220Genuinely unironically the smartest person ever to be an MP and I say this as a Marxist
>>222523220I don’t even understand what this means. And I don’t want to ask ChatGPT incase it puts me on a list
just put the heating on
>>222523234Name every marx
>>222523196NAAWWWWWWRRRR
hate those few days after you cut your nails where you can't get the deep crusty boogers out
mumberg's got an absolute prison fortress of pillows set up on her bed to full immobilise her, wears an eye mask, plays white noise, takes melatonin, has special blankets and is about to do her second sleep studybet she'd sleep just fine if she cut the shit and stopped trying so hard
Eunuch Powell
Wife and Children JEWISH
>>222523226Obviously but Lowe was doing better when he was being wishy washy and not explicitly endorsing ethnonationalismNow that he has the party is having a purity spiral and now he's the same as Farage to them
i'm cure mystique
making a list
>>222523292Checking it twice
the literal apocalypse could come down on us and Ian would be here saying "hello, nice day for a walk"
>>222523280>Now that he has the party is having a purity spiral and now he's the same as Farage to themIgnore the sociopathic online grifters, who want to remove every non-white from the country
>>222523234enoch powell was a crank who believed shakespeare didn't write his works amongst other crank positions
>>222523306He's Ian Durable
>>222523031proofs of infuencers jumping ship
You fuckers still have THREE /brit/ on the 'log
>>222523352and we've become exceedingly effective at it
>>222523352yeah one for England, one for Wales, and one for Scotland
shakespeares zulu cousin shakes-spear
Mental how Corbyn absolutely thumped Burnham in a leadership contest in 2015 but had 80% of the entire Labour MP base against him from day 1.Just shows how democracy is a complete fraud run by jews.
>>222523364What about Northern Ireland
>>222523363Cracking post
i am votign for the arrest all women party
>>222523378we're /brit/, not /uk/
7 PMs IN 10 YEARS
shaving my hair off then buying loads of really cheap mobile phones and super gluing them to my skull and paying indian people to ring the phone constantly 24/7
>>222523387Even me?
>>222523031Don't think the restore voters on my facebook would be keen of getting rid the blacks and browns they alongside with. The Windrush generation and their offspring have been in the country since the 1950s
>>222523391Roight
>>222523341https://x.com/overlyannoyingx/status/2068819872721543664
>>222523321>who want to remove every non-white from the countryif restore doesn't want to do this then how is it different from reform?
slowly prising off every last one of my toenails with the claw end of a hammer
>>222523413he said women
i'm an ethnonationalist. but only for israel.
>>222523418thats one person
>>222523426Oh, so you're jewish?
Booking a trip to Mecca and burning a Quran at the big black cube
buying large packs of plastic straws and sitting naked melting the straws with a lighter so they melt and drip on to my willy and bollocks and then harden
>>222523418> I cannot support another leader doing 180’s and mixed messages.Then get out of politics you dumb whore
>>222523424Even me?
heat clearly gets to you lot cause as a heatwave progresses you make more mental posts
And what of the new?
>>222523420Restore shouting the loudest about remmigration of what people perceive as troublesome migrants and burdens on the public services doesn't mean they want to kick every non-white out
smearing dog shit on a screwdriver then ramming it down my dick hole
>>222523418sorry whos this?
>>222523484>>222523484>>222523484
>>222523446no, im rupert lowe
and what of new threadonius
don't worryone day there'll be an old white man that objects to their son marrying a muslim and we'll all be racially pure as a country
buying the cheapest nastiest bathroom sponge from home bargains and then grating it with a cheese grater in to a bowl and then microwaving it and eating it
>>222523479literally the same as reform
>>222523204I once made a guy drink my piss out of a Fanta bottle on a church camp.
feel for the gdp meme again award