Taunton, Massachusetts edition
Sir Stephen Yaxley-Lennon
so what will our flag be when scotland and northern ireland leave. hope they do something that has dragons
>>222526173as a connoseur i disagree. it's a nice nose but it doesnt fit her face that well, which makes it not a nice nose.
and the latest from toby?
>>222526222STOP FUCKING STALKING ME AHHHHHHHH
whats the deal with the egypt poster? saw him post 30 times in a row in a previous /briy/
>>222526225>and I celebrate thatIncredible that leftypol was losing their minds over this speech and comparing him to Enoch Powell. Just shows how the deranged purity spiral of leftoids will never be satisfied.
Sir Timmy Byrne
>/briy/
>>222526242>>222526222>dialog
67 times blooody bonkers britain was a cromulent clungespanner
>>222526244browns are insane
>>222526244need a girl who looks at me like tim looks at eggs
>>222526225Mad that he got torn to shreds for this, even said "we risk becoming" it's not like Thatcher's "no such thing as society"
Pre Brexit, we had Thatcher for 11 years, Major for 6 years, then Blair 10 years, Brown for 3 years and Cameron for 6 years.
Having a Scouse PM is unironically worse than having an Indian one
um>>222525977
Breaking News: Andy Burnham has resigned.
>>222526267who took this picture
>>222526234
>>222526244initially thought it was a bot but he's posted his face a few times so it's just /brit/ being a magnet for literal mentally ill schizos again
rape rorke
your party? more like snore party LOL! who are they? not something I care about that's for sure!
Any guitarmongs willing to explain how solos work? Do you just make it up as you go or whta?
get rorke raped
>>222526234Crescent moon and star I reckon
>>222526319solos is just a part of a song where the guitar plays alonei think you mean improv?
>>222526319Nah it just looks like that, it's actually figured out well in advance and practiced a LOT
might be too hot for a run tomorrow don't like getting sweaty
if looks could kill they probably will inBAMES WITHOUT FRONTIERSSTEAMINGTOIL WITHOUT BEERS
>>222526307he will sometimes filter to other threadshttps://desuarchive.org/int/thread/222491326/#222491352
timmy learning how to use the camera timer has been a disaster for manking
>>222526234That would be kino. We should use the white dragon, since Wales picked the red one.>The red dragon represents Wales, while the white dragon symbolizes the Anglo-Saxons in the legend where they battle beneath Dinas Emrys.
>>222526334yeah when they start shredding
Bring back Blair.
>>222526261How do you even let these people decide for anything anywhere? Should've all been shot like we would've shot all the commies after the civil war if the Germans hadn't stopped us and we hadn't needed them for farm work.
will shortly be ilstening to rory and alastair discuss recent developments
>>222526319imagine you're fingering a girl with your right hand and wanking yourself with the left hand
few things make a house look uglier than when they cover them in those broken bricksconvinced the council does it so they know it's a place full of dole dossiers
>>222526366He never left
Going to skip lunch and just have a big dinner. May permit myself a small snack, hula hoops and a piece of cheese, perchance.
the legend of rorke’s mum’s arse
>>222526366He's bigger than Britain. More likely to be the next President of the United States of America than Leader of the Labour Party.
>>222526350This looks nice but they should make the Welsh portion much smaller and inferior looking
my beard was producing enough dandruff to season a thousand lasagnas so i got some oil to put in itnow my beard is shiny and i look like a redditor
>>222526261Difference is Sinn Fein literally don't take their seatsIf you want to take a seat you should take the oath properly
Nick Clegg for PM
>>222526366looks like he's trying to explode my head with his mind
>>222526373I've done this it is really quite difficult, especially with the angle required for a good fingering
>>222526234>>222526350The story is from the Mabinogion, part of the Matter of Britain.
David Blunkett for PM
just pooed
You can't blame me for any of this. I voted for Jeb!
>>222526390Tony Blair for prime minister of Israel
>>222526420a man of vision!
>>222526366Literal demon disguised in human form
Please clap
>NEWS: A British man has been murdered in a violent mugging by a migrant from Senegal while celebrating his birthday with his wife in Tenerife
>>222525392what the hell
Jews sans frontières
we need to conduct debates in parliament like they do in americajust call em "low energy" and comment on how small their hands are
Sir Anthony Charles Lynton Blair, President and Prophet of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints.
timothy james byrne for pm
Mad how even in his resignation Kier is still virtue signalling to isreal.
out for a drive with the gfhttps://i.4cdn.org/gif/1782072015105609.webm
>>222526443>His wife, Eleanor Donaldson, was found to have aided and abetted his crimes after a trial of the facts, due to mental health reasons. Such a process tests the evidence but does not lead to a criminal conviction. The 60-year-old had denied the charges.What?
how does rubes make enough from social media posting to rent a bouncy house just to post online?
racism is a low IQ trait that has no place in a civilized country like Britain
>NEWS: Brits are caught up in terrifying night of violence as French music festival descends into stabbings and rapes with multiple women stabbed with syringes
a primeminister that brings a gun to parliament
>>222526511dad walked in the room as I opened this
why has reddit turned on starmer now they said he was doing a great job now it's he did a shit one and Andy'll fix it
Right well that's a new fetish unlocked then
>>222526446At leasg he was competent at being a demon. Now everyone is just a soulless GDP merchant and redistributor who once in a while tries to say something for the camera instead of playing with Excel sheets.
/brit/ is quickly becoming a general of strangers
Britain may fall but Cornwall marches on
>>222526474Not safe even on a luxury holiday
A catholic in charge of the UK what is this country even thinking
>>222526518my 110kg arse would collapse that whole thing
cuppa with a plate of [Deleted] biscuits
We had a perfectly nice society in the nineties. There was no reason anything had to change.
“top shagger” implies the existence of “bottom shagger”
>>222526560England MUST return to the fold of Rome. Enough of this Anglican nonsense.
>>222526512Women aren't criminally culpable for anything they do.
>>222526518her parents are upper middle class boomers they probably have 1m just from renting out their multiple properties and dividents from their ISA
>>222526541Propaganda
>>222526319
>>222526474Poor man lashing out because he was denied opportunities that Britain has to offer. Get them here. Get them fed. Get them wanked. Get them housed.
lmao my cousin hasn’t invited me to her wedding such an incel freak. Just have to laugh at this point
reckon my dad should be pm
>>222526573line MUST go up rorke
>>222526560ah yeah shouldve been someone from the “church” with a lesbian archbishop
>>222526574"top shagger" implies they are the bottom
>>222526522Didn't this happen years ago?
Sir Keir Starmer
>>222526593the ron artest incident showed everyone how crap tall people are at fighting lmao they fell over after every punch
think that paramedic fancied me, kept catching her staringshe had a nice bum but wasnt that attractive to be brutally honest
>>222526267i think tim is going to die before 2030, i dont know what it will be but considering how much he has declined since he was first hospitalised i think he has a degenerative condition
>>222526518Why do you freaks obsess over this person? What the actual fuck is wrong with you?
just got stung by a fucking wasp
>>222526602Oh shit yeah this will definitely happen to me when friends and family start getting married lmfao
Bored of the thread now bye
>>222526628Sir Keir Goner
>>222526560Like Boris and Blair then
Why would England use a dragon? England kills dragons, demonic beasts that they are. Fuck dragons. Kill them all like the Kings and Saints of Old England did. Sheep and gold are for Englishmen only not dragons.
Sir Death Bringer
>>222526604His credentials?
>>222526541Thats just how bootlicker politics work.They used starmer to do the unpopular decisions, scapegoated him, and threw him to the wolves once he was no longer of use.
>>222526518so you enjoyed my ruby video so much you saved it but didn't give me the courtesy of a (you) when I posted it fucking cunt
>>222526602i get invited to everything and everyone gets excited when they see me at the thing they invited me to. think it's cuz i was a wee autistic freak who didnt go to nothing as a teenager but then i grew up and started being normal.
>>222526518Love, love, LOVED These massive bouncy slides when the fun fair rolled around. Sometimes you'd get the stingy bastard who'd only give you three goes for £3 other times you'd get a nice fella who'd let you have unlimited goes
>>222526670his son is a tool
>>222526647English rose
The Queen is dead, Kier is gone, this country is going straight to hell i tell you.
>>222526664more of a wyvern nation
>>222526670a fervant, deep, passionate love of Isreal
>>222526670Proven history of managing spackers
Had a good chuckle at this
omds what a batty
>>222526730
>>222526664you wouldn't get it
i'll miss keir's charisma
fucking kill me i bought at $214
>>222526732scrinming at this
>>222526664Taffs on the ropes with this one
Honestly let's just skip to the inevitable end game I'm already boredGet the borders openGet the BAMEs importedGet the Sharia instituted
>>222526756Fell for it again award
>>222526730that's him done then
>>222526756we tried warning you
Is kier going to be on cameo now?
>>222526730him? Done
>>222526756Buy high, sell low
what happens to lammy
>>222526319dunno i've been playing guitar for years but i'm still shit lol
Sharia? Who’s that? Your mum?
>>222526737WE SAW YOU CRYING ON THE TELLYCRYING ON THE TELLY
>>222526779he just called 190 a benchod
when's the football starting I'm bloody parched here, dehydrated, in need of football
>>222526771>>222526776>>222526786should have listened
>>222526756Oh well at least you bought $GETY last week like I told you
You cant harm the Starm!
Sharia Twain
Not a spacker actually, so I haven't been done in any way.
cant believe sir internet banner is gone
get them in, housed, wanked, fed, venerated and protected
Fuck's sake nobody told me stocks can go down as well as up
Off to see Sir Coke Dealer
mad how fucked everything isentry-level jobs need a shit tonne of experienceI just want a job nigga
Buying Starmercoins, it can only go up
Andy HousemAndy FeedemAndy Wankem
>>222526830We're just not doing enough. It's Britain's responsibility to house, wank and feed the entire world (but only brown people). Only racists are against this
>>222526834this can happen but not to the stocks i hold
>>222526850jump scare that
researching thing
>>222526858I'm seeing potential here finally things are looking up
>>2225268093 hours mate, we're gonna send these cliffshitters back to their village.
sir andy "biomass burner" burnham
/brit/ is a Green Party general and we find today's events crude, unnecessary, divisive and a distraction from the things which matter most: Somalian willies
>>222526849
>>222526849Get the charity shop volunteer work done
so um, will I ever be happy then or what?
>>222526894BAMEs paying taxesMe on the doleStrange times we're living in
>>222526930How old are you?
>>222526930dangerous and downright stupid
>>22252694343
>>222526850all that slap on and still just barely a 5.5/10
should i apply for a job today
a unified, republican Ireland
>>222526894bit racist that
>>222526894we're fucked if people can't just get jobs in McDonalds or Tesco anymore, I've been rejected from the bottom of the barrel so what's the point in bothering anymore
>>222526956you're still young unc.
Sir Wanky Brownman
that matcha frappe thing from maccies is quite nice
What if I stopped giving a fuck and started focusing on myselfWhat then
>>222526990nigga you'll blast off into space and everyone will be at your foot saying "hail space nigga"
>>222527006Sir Wankard Pooser
Remember when people thought Starmer being a fairly normal white bloke who stood in front of the flag would win him the next three elections
andy burnrorke
>>222526974it's fine, your kind are about to be replaced by robots anyway
Andy "The Hammer of the Rorkes" Burnham
Andy House 'emAndy Wank 'emAndy Feed 'em
>>222527006screaming, timmers
if britain is so “authoritarian” and “anti-free speech” why hasn’t ofcom prosecuted half of you openly racist nitwits yet?
andy sneed em and feed em
>>222526974Warehouse toil, although I know a friend who did it for a while and in his first week the reaction of the (mostly Polish) workers there was basically "why are you here, you're English, you can get a better job"
andy steamedhams
>>222527066they're also incompetent
Andy Black'em
>>222527066Still contacting 4chan's lawyer to block the site
>>222527066It was very windy when the lawyer assigned to the 4chan case was walking to the court his briefcase opened and all his papers blew away.
this is starmer's legacy
kind of concerned it took me 3 tries to draw 1:20 on a drawing for an analog clock
Handy Andy wank'em
Keep deciding I'm not going to be angry any more but then more stupid stuff happens that makes me angry
>>222527119he cute
>>222526292He's Everton fan
all my posts are satire btw
>>222526974Get the bizarre surveys filled out
>>222527119nothing to sniff at when all is said and done
>>222527150glad I'm not the only one, I really do just come here for a laugh
>>222526732yeah they started making cars too reckon they're quite good given how good their phones and vaccuuum cleaners are
Sir Speech Giver
'Intergalactic' but the first line of the song goes RIGHT, WELL,
>>222527157le me to the character on the screen
>Small boat migrant, 35, who tried to rape woman in alley claims attack was impossible due to his ‘micropenis & obesity"which one of you did it
>>222527192get him on the PIP pronto
>>222527173>Ripping out the poison of antisemitismMental that he lists this as his first achievement.I thought yanks were zogged.
ID to use the internet still on or no?
Chances of me reading that novella?
>>222526235I disagree. She has the feathers mcgraw look that I look
>>222527195I want to thank the brilliant No 10 staff and our country's extraordinary civil service, who dedicate their lives to public service.And when I leave, the biggest job in the country. I shall spend more time on the most important job. Being the best husband I can to my fantastic wife, Vic, who has been a rock by my side, through good times and bad. And being the best dad I can to my beautiful children, who are my pride and my joy.Thank you very much.
Investment secured. Infrastructure built. A clue gained.
>>222527173What a spanner this dog is.
>>222527173>>222527195blog on
well? which is it to be?
We can't keep getting rid of PMs, eventually we've got to pick one and say we're giving you at least 5 or 6 transfer windows to get it right
thats me been done never been done before but ive just been done
>>222527192Get him wanked (with chopsticks)
Sir Jewish Children
I can't stop pulling my beard hairs out and nibbling the jelly bits. I've been doing it for 2 weeks now and it's become noticeably thinner than it was, plus one small bare patch. I had a phase like this years ago where I mostly pulled out the hair around my ears, where it wasn't as noticeable, or my inner groin, where it felt like a mixture of pain and pleasure together.I know you'll all say that I should shave it off but I don't want to, I've been growing it for months and I also have zero jawline or attractive facial features so it's a convenient thing to have.
what's that supposed to mean?
>>222527242We don't need another PM. We need a Head Minister and a good Director of Politics.
>>222527234None because it's P2W bollocks and I refuse to pay even though it's a fun game and I'm good at it. Anyway the real question is engineer or infiltrator.
Nobody:Absolutely nobody:Spaino: Imagine if politics was football hahaha
I can’t find an empty car park to practice my reversing in ANYWHERE!!!!!!!!!
At least now I won't have to worry about accidentally doing a Sir X Yer joke in front of the family and them wondering what the fuck I was on about
Good the Atheist is gone. Never put an Atheist in charge. That's why I never voted for him. The evil of Atheism contained again for now.
you looked at my gypsy balls and for this I shall kill you
>>222527273zero attractive features and my beard is red and scraggly me
sir kier starmer
>>222527305Finally, the good ending
>>222527308 Sir Bum Shagger always went down well
Scrandy Burned Ham
>>222527305actually shaking
>>222527344>BurnedFOY
Sir Perfect Miracle PM
Rorkey Burned Bame
leftypol actually believes farage is a fascist lol
>>222527308Andy Bum Men is the only one I've seen that I liked
too bloody hot lads
>>222527305yes but what will happen to /brit/ during that time? perhaps employed woman will leave ALDI?
right time to get on the sangria
>>222527308My dad does it irl and laughs to himself everytime.Went to the bog once and said 'I'm Sir Poo Taker' as he was on his way.
Sir Sheev Palpatine
Glory to chairman Starmer.
And then one day, for no reason at all, Keir Starmer resigned
I want to believe this Nazi foot fetish photo is real
wish I could have a deep dish pizza but im vegan. wish i could smoke nigga weed but i live at home.
>>222527384Sir Poo Screaming
>>222527372two*me and you x
Been on a week long wanking benderPutting it behind me and getting back on track
news all last week said Tuesdays gonna be hottest and break june record and everything and now today they say actually wednesdays gonna be murder they can't keep doing this shit
>>222527387Saw him once on the Death Saar
>>222527355done him there
Might get the GeoWizard watched
does that mean Rachel reeves is also gone now?
I am the Senate
7 prime ministers in 10 years. Who was the best one?
Rebellion is generally considered justified when a government persistently violates fundamental human rights, abandons the common good, and renders peaceful remedies like elections or courts completely ineffective. Philosophically and historically, it is seen as a last resort against tyranny when systemic oppression becomes unbearable.
Imagine england wins the world cup, Starmer just missed the chance of that being part of his legacy.
James Bond movies be like>And this is Lady Tight Pussy, local MI6 secretary
Media seem to be treating Burnham like the second coming of ChristFuck's sakeI remember when Starmer entered office the journos were properly gushing over him too
>Listen, Labour might not thank me but get the contract out, put it on the table. Let him sign it, let him write whatever numbers he wants to put on there, given what he's done since he's been Mayor. Andy's at the wheel, man. He's doing it.
>>222527445more like Neo(nazi)Wizard
I know that a period of depression is going to end because I get a feeling that begins in the space between my arse and willy that rises to my chest and then I start feeling normal emotions again x
>>222527460Ironically probably Starmer.
>>222527445been watching the fig tree me she'd get her tree figged if you get me
big fan of that scene with the drunken paddy in a clockwork orange
>>222527479Um, that's a prostate orgasm
>depression
>>222527479The Burnham Effect
>>222527460like asking which one of the last 7 shits I took smelled the least
All I demand is a comfy wfh job and a 6/10 gfNot too much to ask for is it Burnham?
>>222527499THERE'S NO LAW NORDER
>>222527519jeremy webb really is a horrific looking creature
>>222527490How depressing
how come burnham gets to be PM just like thatsomething stinks
>>222527519fucking screaming at this image unironically
>>222527532yeah
There's a big world out there waiting for you
mad that
>>222527460Joe biden.
Thought I would share this https://youtube.com/shorts/_fP4cciHrtg
>>222527533quite a brutal case of twink death really
>>222527519>Four Effexor, Jeremy? FOUR?
for me its pitt the elder
>>222527567What are they putting that in London for then
my hotel will be in this area from wednesday - saturdayany cool things I can do here??
>>222527546blud doesn't understand how parliamentary democracy works :skull:
guarantee spaino owns a flat cap and goes to camra events
>>222527557thought that was gonna be geoffrey boycott from the thumbnail bit disappointedgo on lad do us a picture of geoffrey boycott
So Rorke is the new labor pm then?
Sir Puberty Blocker
>>222527601hope you like indian food
>>222527557unfortunately I'm agoraphobic
>>222527560fucking hell tim did you get any of that food in your mouth?
>>222527610Cricket is it? No, packed that in when I was 7 years old. Mug's game.
>labor
Sir Where's the Fucking New
NEW>>222527669>>222527669>>222527669
>>222527658we're in a state of emergencymartial lawno new until the government is restored
>>222527601get the train somewhere else
>>222527686
love it when someone posts that there won't be a new while at the same time someone else posts a new
>>222527652I'm not poof so I don't spell it your way. Canadians only do it because they simp for Britain
>>222527601Pretty sure illford is full of "them"
>>222527601lol
>>222527305You're missing>Farage doesn't deliver what people expected and wanted because he's a luke warm moderate>New election>Actual Fascism
>>222527273Been pulling out my facial hairs with tweezers for years now. I think I have some kind of mental disorder. I don't eat the end bits however.
