THREE LIONS ON A SHIRT edition
hihello
It sucks but frankly i think the country needs it at this point. We have learned nothing from brexit, boris, liz etc.People need to realise that things can always be worse and their decisions have consequences.Sadly i think it means the Tories winning a landslide in 2034 because they are the "sensible" party but at this point it won't get better until people get what they want and see its not actually what they want.
n word
sir
a janny ate my baby
Right then what the FUCK is jannard playing at
YO BABY MOM AIN'T EVEN POST A SINGLE DAMN
>>222530936fodey
>>222530936fodeypops
Milei voter wanting to drag us all down with him
We are ungovernable.We want to pay no taxes and magically have an NHS, social services. We want to ban net zero and drive petrol cars while also having cheap utility bills. We also want no immigration and triple lock pensions and benefits. We also don't want to tax the rich because they will fly away.
>>222530946>Anthony Wayman>Professional Nonce
>>222530946sir natalie banus
sad that fode didn't get in the squad
>at this point it won't get better until people get what they want and see its not actually what they wantYeah think that's exactly what's happening isn't it
feel something. a kind of emotional feeling. but itsa tangible feeling inside my head like my brain is boiling. no morale
when i was at uni 10 years ago i was a low test low sex drive runt i had a girlfriend at the time and she would pester me for sex, sit on my lap and move my hands to her boobsi turned her down like 3 out of 5 timesand now that i am extremely horny? an lonely incel with no prospect of a gf ever againjust not fair
Pre Brexit, we had Thatcher for 11 years, Major for 6 years, then Blair 10 years, Brown for 3 years and Cameron for 6 years.
someone's been on the blower to the janny and told them to moderate /brit/ very heavy handedly
>delete the one new for sliding a thread off the 'log too early>instantly 3 more superfluous news get made sliding 3 more threads off the 'logi swear the janitors are genuinely mentally defective
nth for the gyaldem
>>222530946jason lad if you're posting here make yourself known
getting battered by a typhoon right now, just checked the weather map and its only over bath.gods relief
Starmer is a consistent but boring PM, he’s good for the country.But the headlines love drama, and media rules the modern day, it’s the reason Trump won, Kamala and Biden were both clearly the better candidates but to put it simply, Trump was louder, you saw his name more often, even across the pond we couldn’t ignore his shenanigans.A good politician is like a good relationship, you dont want high drama high intensity, you want consistent small improvements, ups and downs, and a calm, reasonable demeanour. People wanting Starmer out are the same people who got back together with their crazy ex because the sex was good even though she threatened them with a knife that one time.
>>222530994fodeypops is zesty
politics is not allowedcease posting about politics
>>222530937You know that's true story?Lady lost her kid.
>>222530946We used to be a real country
>>222531005might have been deleted due to politics
Starmer is gone.Reddit is crying.And you... you're laughing??
this natalie banus lass is ugly
sweating like a wog
>>222531017sorry sir, i got carried away by my unwavering loyalty to sir Kier Starmer.
Refuse to believe these people actually exist
feel low
>>222531066i do
Now served 2 consecutive 3 day bans just for stating facts From now on I guess I'll only make boring gimmick posts about pooThey can't ban me for that can they?
>>222531014I've known pro-Shah PersiansGenuinely demented people, like Jews but more inbred
Prefer Natalie Bagina me
>>222531012can hear it in bristoldogberg not happy
Out of nowhere, Sir Ed Milliband emerges to contest Sir Andy Burnham
>>222531022we need to go back
just when I though the world's zeitgeist of anti-british racism couldn't get any worse the janman comes out the gates baying and snarling like a beast from the edda
poo
>>222531127Does anyone remember Monkey magazine? It was online only
>>222531142s
>>222531112Time to dust off the ol' negotiating table
picky bits
picky tits
>>222531168I'm poor too
>>222531112kinographical
chinese rorke on a mad one
PaedophISLES
skier starming in a niggers face
any hayfever sneezing man in?think i might die tonight
>>222531185or chorke as i like to call him
very hungry but i need to starve myself so i get thin
>>222531185Ol' mate would be all exposed rib cage if he tried that on me
>>222531212Right, so what are you doing to even get that screenshot
>>222531185luo ke
>>222531146Who is she?
wikipedia's featured article today is the city of manchester
>>222531185need him to watch adolescence asap
Burnham looks VERY zesty in his younger photos, glasses definitely suit him
Starmer's record:>Sucked trump's cock>Helped Israel bomb kids>Arrested grannies>Drove trans kids to suicide>Cut welfare for the disabled and elderly>Introduced digital ID to access any 16+ internet content>Sold NHS patient data to Palantir>Purged the left from Labour>Declared he is a Gooner>Said meep meep in the face of criticism>Cried when he quit
>>222531226opposite hereon the bulktoil need to scran a load of food this evening
rorke is in peril
For me it was Front
Now that the dust has settled who was this drip king at starmers resignation?
converting today's picky bits into picky shits
Everyone talks about hydration breaks but no one is talking about those GAY countdowns at the start of games
cool
>>222531149>It was online onlyright so that's a website then not a magazinea magazine is a glossy paper product with pages that you bought on stands in the physical world
>>222531257fuark she'd be sexy if she were white
>>222531261holy fucking sexo
Get him gooned
>>222531257FUUUAAAAAARRRRRRKKKKIN NORA
>>222531257ch-ch-ch-ch-changin!
>>222531257grimbo
>>222531266Forgot the image
Reply to this post if you are gay
>>222531261i want to go back
Starmer should have had the bollocks to means test the winter fuel allowance
Mousey set to release a statement on Starmer at 7pm on his Patreon!
>>222531261Korrrrrrrr
>>222531322which one are you referring to
strange way to hold your hands together
>>222531324shan't
Right so this is where low IQ racist gooners come to waste all their spare time is it?
finished it, tears in my eyeshttps://youtu.be/6qgiZpunv30?si=2-9_T0Vi8zRML6dGit's a crime they removed st.trina's line thanking the tarnished for ending his burden. it makes sense tho, the flower is a lovely touchtime for austria to batter those argies
did you have any page 3 girls at your school? we had one at ours
>>222531324hi
sir lionel mousey
is it possible to wank yourself into mental health
I am NOT watching pissi "riggi" cuckitini cheat his way in another game
>>222531369yh..
Enough about Starmer, the footys on.
Having bath team then winding down for bed got toil tomorrow a 6:00 am to 16:00 pm shift at least it will be cool-ish walking to toil at 5:00 am tomorrow morning instead of going in the midday heat
Enough about suit man. the lads have begun kicking the ball
Always get caught off guard when people are nice to me
post the songshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PLhphe6dC60
What the fuck are these mongs arguing about
rigging pieces of shit
havent slept at all feel terrible
has a protest actually ever achieved anything
big oof
meltdown incoming
rigged
>>222531463sent the european superleague twats packing
>>222531463maybe if you keep asking the answer will change
scrm
My GOAT is washed. its so over.
um
>messhit
Chokessi
Schools have announced they will close as Britain prepares for a heatwave that could see temperatures reach 38C.Multiple schools across England closed early on Monday, while others have confirmed they will shut entirely or partly later this week after the Met Office issued a rare red weather warning for extreme heat.LOL
>>222531519but rorke thinks we get summers like this every year
more embarrassing than that pen was messi's weak double chin
>>222531519right so why do i have to keep toiling
You ever think back to memories you had in your teenage years and it's like at that time you were a spergy freak but now it's been more than a decade since then and those memories are frozen in timeAnd you wish you could go back with the knowledge you have now and do it all again
>>222531239Lolathompson
>>222531473KORRRRRRR
>>222531473*sigh**unzips*
>>222531533yh
>>222531506>>222531514>>222531518i'm not watching it but i guarantee you that it shouldn't have been a penaltyfilthy cheating argies won the whole tournament last time through straight up cheating
SO IT WAS RIGGED
>>222531533i think i've said it before but going back to 15/16 while retaining memories should be first prize in the lotteryits like, ooh money. ok what am i going to do with money it won't make me less of a slug
>>222531257thought this was a bloke who had cut his knob and bollocks off and had a bloody stub from the thumbnail
>>222531544thx xx
>>222531532due to woke
>>222531533would probably end up making the same mistakes, mong retard that i am
>>222531564nah it was a pen although in my ideal version of football it wouldn't have been cos var belongs in the bin with the bounties
>>222531509he only missed to make his pal ronaldo feel better about being a washed unc
as someone who is disabled, don’t tell me Keir Starmer wasn’t all that bad when one of the first things he actioned as PM was an attack on disabled people and our benefits. He also perpetuated a campaign of hatred towards the disabled.
>>222531636i now remember that the 2022 world cup was at christmas
>>222531369Not all of us are racist
wow it's the country where hitler was born playing the country where hitler died
You can get a £1 free bet for England on sky bet right now
STARMER DOODWAT NOU
mad how many people do porn really. seen thousands of different people in pornos and there must be millions more
>attack on disabled people>hatred towards the disabled
why does he think he can get away with this?sis got to cocky
Just seen the price for the Steam Machine and I'm gonna go lie down
it's over
see you lads in a bit*disappears through a big wooden door with the words "THIS WAY TO OUTER /INT/" painted in sloppy red lettering*
>>222531691wehey dickhead
im groyper
>>222531463george floyd protests changed policies all over the world
>>222531714psc
Messi gets a penalty and water is wet
>>222531700If only scientists warned us decades ago. Why were they silent about this?
An Arsenal fan makes his way home after the FA Barclaycard Premiership match between Arsenal and Leicester City at Highbury (2004)
>>222531700i got an aircon this doesnt affect me at all
>>222531127Asked a girl out who looked exactly like this in my younger years. She didn't say yes, neither on the second or third time. Time flies, huh.
>>222531695don't know what all that means would a pc not be better for the price
>>222531715oh good lad you're here. you can be the token yankok see ya in a bit
>>222531695struggling to comprehend why you wouldn't just buy a pc
>>>/gif/30812513
Aaaarrrggggh is that 26c in the made up forecast I'm literally melting here
>>222531739All I have is a fan which has been pointed at my face all night and during the day
>>222531717Riots*And any changes were for the worse
>>222531695>>222531755>>222531763It was going to be cheaper but we need to make funny AI videos
screaming at you english freaks who are going to experience 40 degree weather this week
Rorke's dick game is so magical he will have a bad bitch nodding along while he's talking about free and open-source software.
>>222531771I wanked to this last night lol
>>222531533Yeah sometimes I'll have a memory from when I was in my mid teens and it makes me wistful thinking how much time has passed since that memoryDon't like how late-blooming my life has been. Most people figure basic things out in their childhood as they're supposed to, for me it's in my late twenties, cos I'm a fucking spaz.
how can we have global cooling would love if it was just winter year round
>>222531771rorke been acting different since this dropped
>>222531753none of that stuff matters because immigration is still rising a problem and the police is wasting time policing twitter instead of real crimes
what’s the safest way I can cut my hair
>>222531808s
>>222531805I'm Cornish
Funny how the Qatar world cup was rigged because they thought it was going to be Messi's last world cup and it would be a magical end to his career
>>222531781just mist the fan blades with a water pistol to simulate a thermodynamic cooling unit
>>222531847hi pasty
>>222531821put mirrors in space
>>222531831He reduced immigration. Why do you say the opposite of everything, Rorke?
Action heroes of the past: Schwarzenegger. Stalone. Bruce Willis. Action heroes now: Timothee Chalamet. Tom Holland. Makes you think, doesn't it?
imagine if she gained 5 stoneswould be literally perfect
>>222531805It'll be a chilly 35C for me
>>222531855is that the guy from the sopranos
>Boy, 13, drowns after jumping into Exeter canal with his friends
>>222531808rorke talking about "think free as in free speech, not free beer" she's like "exactlyyyyyyy"
>>222531882what about chris pratt and dwayne johnson
i must be the hungriest hippo of a man in this thread but i REFUSE to eat
My penis goes about halfway down my leg
billy eilish cheb
apple crumble in the microwave
>>222531889who gives a fuck incel stupid pointless post
>>222531695dead on arrival
>>222531929miserable existence
>>222531850was it? was there a moment that showed it clearly was?
>>222531882Make like Stallone and run up the steps of the Philly art museum it's summer lad time to get in shape
>>222531923Behold, the man with 1 inch legs!
Used to be one of those libertarian types but nowadays I think we should ban loads of things
>>222531923Sir Nobless Nugget
>>222531968audibly exhaled
>>222531971We should ban you from getting oxygen
Been in a pretty good headspace regarding my newly purchased first home on a busy main road lately
them niggas argentiny tho
missi rigitini
Hope Brazil beat Scotland 6-0
Pizza: in de oven
>>222531980*inhales black womens farts instead*
getting sad because my parents will die one day
consult the chart
Mousey come home!
>>222531951wonderful existence actually, I love sugar
>>222532005dont care about mine theyre cunts
>>222531999you strike me as a ham & pineapple man
>>222532008I want to shag all 5 in quick succession
screaming at the hydration breakyanks... lmao
>>222532008reckon this is nonsense
>>222532028um
>>222531977>The bar wasn't very high given the previous influx of browns,Why are you always changing the goalposts?>"Reduce immigration!!">Ok, done.>"Right well that's not good enough because the bar wasn't very high. Why didn't you travel back in time and join the tory party and reduce the numbers then too"
>>222532031stupid yank nonsense fuck sakes
>>222531889she's perfect now. who is she??
>>222532051Thank you for completely missing the essence of my argument.
>>222532073an argument so good you deleted the post so that nobody can see it
Messi (P)
>>222532031corr imagine their stinky, sweaty bumholes and how tangy they'd be when lick them after a good cheerleading workout
>>222531929based, I bet that tastes amazing
>>222532058somebody's daughter
need this aussie cunt fed to dingos
rparomg
>>222532031
I hate how weak and tepid I used to beWould let people treat me in ways that I still stay up at night seething about
>>222531805Edinburgh is apparently reaching 26 C tomorrow, Scots are going to melt
>>222532093can you coomer freaks just think this to yourselves without forcing us to read all of your bizarre fantasies? you're like cuckposters in that respect
wonder how hard it was to find skinny cheerleaders in americathey should have just got chubby ones and embraced their culture
screaming at all the centrists prongs losing their mind at someone playing music loudly in the middle of londonhere's an ideal: hold your presser inside and not 30 yards from the busy streets of london if you don't want people to make noise
well thats him bloody finished another argument won on brit
>>222532008catberg in zone #2 right now
julia hartley-brewer is a very low quality journalist.
>>222532148journalist?
>>222532123no, sorry
>>222532093excellent post
used to love summer but don't like it now cos it's a reminder that we're all doomed
>>222532155lol
>>222532162freak
>>222532031yanks completely lost the plot.
>>222532173the incelwalk is going mainstream
>>222532117Why doesn't he exhale???https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zqZTOZuuNh0
>>222532173doing the sitting down trend me
>>222532168I like stormy summer weathernot a fan of the heatjust reminds me of global warming which reminds me there are billions of brown biomass shitting up our planet who ought not to exist at all really
A decision must be made
just realised I was listening to a podcast, music, watching TV and reading /brit/ all at the same time
>>222532031>>222532053
>>222532180clue gained
>>222532208aha x
>>222532194he is, through his nosei do that
>>222532208>giffuck off
>>222532204>not phish food fuck off
>>222532164you responded with the same pic the other day when I said I wanted to sit under a glass table whilst they sat their bums on and left bum crumb markswe're similar, you and I
sir fuck off
the freaks really like attaching the mads mikkelsen smoking avatar to their dogshit blogposts
>>222532204>buying yank goyslopfuck off
Does anyone know if they still make those Rice Krispies that are big weird shapes? It was an orange box x
>>222532248those are often the best posts thoughever
>>222532204obviously mango
>>222532257Grow up
>>222532251right well that bread hasn’t been toasted has it
mad how fit they all are
utter woke nonsenseboycotting them now
The CLEAR THEM ALL FUCKING OUT Party
>>222532281would shag all of them but the raghead
>>222532262remember when white women were built like this
>>222532281she got a fatty tho
any microplastics lover inget those tiny beads and shards of plastic INTO my skin
>>222532262where do you get all your memes from unc?
It was thesehttps://breakfast-cereal.fandom.com/wiki/Rice_Krispies_Multi-Grain_ShapesHaven't seen them in yonks x
You guys do get paid to post here like I do, right?
just choke after choke after choke.
I am The People's Poet
>>222532204korrr korr
>>222532248its just one incel freak (escortmong)
>breakfast-cereal.fandom.com
Hooe Christian Romero breaks both of his legs
>>222532308yes lad just boiled a whole roll of plastic wrap in a pot and sculled the entire thing
>>222532283will be fielding candidates such as Mohammad and Ramzi and Aqbal in the next elections
If she was that bad, why did she get voted in three times? Checkmate, miners.
>>222532315t. reverse janny
Somehow even more wogs spawn in this weather. It's mental.
UNC. STILL. GOT. IT.
>>222532345Yes I agree let's consolidate the internet into a handful of big generic websites
>>222532345roar>>222532309loads of places
omg so rigged
argentina have a whiter team than us.
wish i had mcewans champion ale and some nigga weed and laudenum
>>222532382LFG
>>222532383how is fandom.com not a big generic website
for me, it's yorkshire milfs
>>222532349saw a vid of a wakanda lady making fried plantain and she puts a plastic bag in there to make it crispier o algo
Whats annoying is that I'm a Messi fan and he is undeniably the GOAT but they ruin it by rigging everything
Last world cup the only thing I cared about was Argentina not winning, and they did.I want Argentina to lose more than I want England to win. Argentina is scum, cheating rats, all of them.
What's better for exploring ideas and research? Claude or ChatGPT? I've got a business idea.
>>222532416Hate veinies
what is that strange jaw strap that austrian nigga is wearing?
>>222532418oh hell no
argentinians always causing drama and chimp-outs
>>222532446genuinely the gayest post in /brit/ history
just going to nip to the asda
>>222532204Can't believe this stuff has soy bean oil in it
>>222532459good luck....
>>222532459Don't fund pakis
>>222532416spaffable chebs
Why didn't the Argentina player get a yellow card for freaking the fuck out?
you see i met a devil named buena buena
the Sun has just blown up
>>222532451mew hammock
>>222532459what for
>>222532416Stunning Scandi / Celtic mix
>>222532494bizarre lie
>>222532487none of your concernkeep playing please
>>222532494>sysadmin in 1997 be like
>>222532459>just going to nip to the asda*just going to japanese to the asdait's 2026 mate. be better
sent that freak flying
>>222532434Claude hands down
>>222532532>>222532532>>222532532
oh so you're anti semetic but you shop at tesco?
New>>222532546>>222532546>>222532546
>>222532519sat that racist bhenchod down