Sir Keir Spider edition
basically just mechanically drinking a lot now so i pass out later given the heat
Why do /brit/zoloids love whinging?
it pie night
post bobs and vagene mam need fuck
went out to the pube to watch argentina austria alone earlier
>>222537296neeed neeeed neeed a single mum gf
i will fight and die for ukraine
got the Neil Young - Cowgirl in the Sand on
>>222537374why bother
>>222537374How'd it go?
>>222537315>pomAustralians are all poms, nonsense insult
you englishers are going to die.
I can't leave without my buddy Superfly
>>222537374comfier at home
lol pube
>>222537389whats the point if she's not sitting on his face or willy
>>222537427the response to peadogedden was so fucking retarded
don't even want any friends
>>222537393saw some fit girls and it made the willy tingle
>>222537397>Australians are all pomsThis isn't the 20th century gramps
>>222537455well that's /brit/ done and over withhave fun on your own
i miss keir
look, i don't hold it when i pee. if that makes you angry, i don't care
>>222537465Have any pints?
hasn’t been a great week for rorke has it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ABss9olKyd0
>>222537353Damn...that's wild although I do hat when married on girls in a relationship do this. I'm not even really into red heads that much but my buddys wife is just stunning.
>>222537411cant wait to see what the toilfu will be wearing to regulate her temperature in such sweaty conditions
>>222537452funny how that bit of sattire has become reality now
nth for the baddiedem
>>222537517evie is a tranny btw
>>222537520is that r nozza
sara davidson and andy burham lead the labour party now
>>222537517it truly has
>>222537517We're getting the poverty but with brown people instead
>>222537242
>>222537547Lol
>>222537547scr
>>222537539cap
iraq iran two different countries but only one letter different
>>222537315they call him a pom but never wrong
>>222537527damn they got fucked upReally hate twats that walk across the street forcing cars to stop
love getting my cock out in the sun.
>>222537577pfffffffffhahahahhhahahahahhaabro, the most dangerous animal on earth is a female cop in NA
>>222537547check em
>>222537600nice
>>222537600
>>222537577Shieeet I'd stay far far away from anyone during a shootout, not coming out until it's safe
>>222537577women moment
i understand that they're all giddy with excitement but why do all the foreigners come HERE when a new happening occurs?
>>222537577Sad
>>222537561I mean they literally do look Romanian
>>222537581irelandicelanduruguayparaguaydominican republicdominicaguineaequatorial guineaguinea-bissaupapua new guinea
I heard about that little job you pulled off in Berlin
sara has quit the charity shop and is going to be a vet
love bending over and letting out a massive shart spray all over the shower
pneumatics recognize each other
>>222537527Are they okay?
>>222537600based
I killed an Irishman in February 2008.
>>222537627What happened
>>222537658probably chinese i reckon
>>222537577grim that will haunt her but cant expect women to act rationally
>>222537577OOF
>>222537507sucked a few peroni zeros as i had to drive when i got homehaving a gin nightcap now though
>>222537320SEX
I shot a man in Reno
>>222537669you just know she only takes the black mamba
>>222537600woah
>>222537669not sure if you lot would get what I mean by this, but I'd love to have sex with her
just realised ive got an elon musk build my gut is so bloated need to quit the booze
wonder how jeffrey donaldson is feeling at this exact moment
literally nothing wrong with centrism anyone who hates centrism is a child
don't tek di vaccine
russians out of ukraine! I will fight for the people
can't cope with anything me
>>222537577didn't realize she was female on the first watchdidn't realize it was her who shot him on the first watch feel really upset about my failing levels of perception
>>222537696ktim
like count Dankula but can't stand that laugh he does where he looks like he's just sucked on a lemon and then turns his head diagonally
Does Sir Andy Burnham still want me to hand in my ID to use the internet?
Why can't we have pleasant summers in the low 20's? Why are we always lurching from pissing rain for weeks to suddenly days of 35c back and forth
baked some bread all by myself earlier and i am so so proud of myself, might start doing it often
Charlie Kirk
>>222537669How the FUCK do I get one of these?
>>222537724How about you start coping a feel iykwim haha
>>222537719of course >>222537729I like him, I like the mad lad series
whoa did he post another fat whore im cooooooming
>>222537767me and couchnorse watching sopranos
>>222537749POST PIC PLEASE?>>222537748Low 20s summer is shite because at night it would be 10-12 and summer nights are fun
Porn isn't good for you really is it let's be honest
>>222537761>Richard Hammond discovers his wife in bed with the stig.webm
>>222537761kek why are w*men like this?
>>222537761Unironically what would be your response?
strong craving for a cornish pasty
>>222537669she's not streamed in 3 years, a fucking disgrace
>>222537761Kek haven't seen this in ages. Isn't there a shower scene too?
windy.comlove of you nerds will like this website im sure
>>222537788the entirety of modern civilisation is pretty much bad for you
You wouldn't be lying if you were to say it pie night
youtube has been reccing a lot of people that have converted small mini vans or transit vans into little camper vans for melooks comfy and is comfy to watch but none of them address the elephant in the room of where they do emergency poos when out of civilisation
>>222537818yes I do and I love you too
rorke's mum on holiday in jamaica
>>222537788makes my willy puke
just got a 20 quid voucher for doing a ONS survey
>>222537788I enjoy it.
good casual game i can play on my steam deck?
alri cmon get with it now
My ex once told her friends that my length wasnt anything special but my girth was impressive
>>222537788trvke>>222537862did he really say that?
HOT IN THE CITYHOT IN THE CITY TONIGHT
eating a week old chocolate cake
>>222537870battletoads
>>222537870stardew valleyminecrafteuro truck sim 2
>>222537862kek i saw that video hilarious how he’s saying it unironically
eaten a whole small quiche
>>222537876yes
>>222537870slopethen post your score>>222537872my first gf told the girls from highchool my dick is small after we broke up so they wouldn't fuck me
bought some sausages from the butchers today
>>222537788before porn, jeffers had a FULL set of hairnow?... well...
>>222537887
might replay the resident evil 4 dlc ladies (and trrans men)
>>222537678what did you do. just stare at the tv? Feel like i wouldn't be able to concentrate on the football without at least 4 pints in me on my own
my penis is quite large
deschamps seems like the worst manager to be around
>>222537903jfc
>>222537933yeah and scrolled on my phone such is the incel way
Hello friends!
>>222537929what's all this about then
food grifters love using the word 'processed'
Live Brazilian reenactment of Oliver Tree's helicopter ride
hairy kane starring in: its cumming home
what are the chances that they'd both be from christian science families I ask youthis surely means something
>>222537979Hello
>>222537947his new series a bit too alan partridge
frankly mental iraq even has a national teamdont they have more important things to be getting on with
>>222537984bro added a fun fact
>>222537920get them on
>>222537986what makes them grifters necessarily
>>222538011NAME NAME NAME NAME NAME!!!!!!
>>222537929...is there somewhere I can go to get this experience?
how could anything be "too alan partridge"
>>222538005I remember back when they won the Asia Cup, or whatever its called, I'm sure the war was going on at the time too
>>222538011rorke cant hack this blackness
>>222538011she got fat
>>222538011I NEED TO PLAP A SOFT THICK FEMALE ASS
Yes ok rorke and how is it muslims' fault that you're an incel?
>>222538036particularly scissored isle
Just got an avocado, healthy innit
>>222537979
Feels like the world is all going a bit Pete Tongue really doesn't it
how i feel talking to women
we support the us us usand that’s the way we like it like it like itwe love it!
despite all of its flaws, Canada is still the 2nd best country on earth
Anyone got the uncensored webm?
england cries out for latinas
>>222538072Love an avocado but my local store buys em too hard, it takes 4-5 days to ripen. Have to go to this Kurd guy to buy them but he has great produce and gives me free stuff cause my mom buys him medicine from Greece.
too easysoccer is a solved game. get this shite off the telly
thought it was near midnight
>>222538075
naming my mutt mystery meat son Dakota Cody Codington
which M&S in London can you recommend? Want to visit one with big selection and nice people so basically no you know whats
>>222538116SEND THEM OVER NOW
spaino's dug in like an alabama tick
>>222538116just come to newworld you can be one of us x europe belongs to the europe people
>>222537555Am I supposed to know who these people are
>>222538160I have reliable information that latinas have started working in bars and hotels at our coast, might go investigate...
>>222538132hayai!
>>222538095lovely bottom
how runtish is it to watch youtubers eating stuff while you scran your dinner most evenings?
I see 500 latinas a day. I'm pretty burnt out on it
Too bloody hot, about 30 degrees in my room and I'm supposed to sleep in thisWe need to reduce climate change or else we'll all burn to death
knew a girl named dakota oncestill have yet to make the acquaintance of any cody thoughever
Trying to find a profile picture for my rorke bait twitter account.
Think I might have to give Wednesday lift toil a miss, looking too bloody hot for such things
>>222538223this is how i picture anons when they say 'got my bum out'
>>222538224did you fuck any up the arse?
>>222538247for me it's this
might have a bovril
>>222538119Got a net bag of 5 or 6 from Lidl, from Columbia. They can hit or miss so you you need to check they're all good and not bruised in the bag or you end up chucking half of them by the time they ripen
>>222538269Spoiler that hog
um
Mousey predicted a France win Sacked Tranny, who doesn't know ball, said Iraq would win 5-0
good night x
>>222538219it’s runtish to have any media on whilst eating except perhaps some music
>>222538269why is his crack so long?
Getting this evening's PJW
>>222538307such is life in the dollhouse
We all staying hydrated lads?
>>222538307>Iraq would win 5-0tilde wtf did yuo say that for lol
i think cody is a mormon or mormon-adjacent name
you lose it here, you're in a world of hurt
>>222538339Errr to get responses
>>222538339so people would call him an idiot and laugh at himthats the reasoning behind literally every post he makes, dunno how some of you still dont get it
>>222538282We have the hall ones in the stores near me, they come very hard and sometimes they are so unripe they never soften and just go bad. Although this kurd fella has started buying the hass ones. How much do they cost in the UK. It's 4-5 Euros a kilo here unfortunately.
>>222538325On the 7up me. Most sober I've been in days
its coming home lads.
mbappe kinda looks like he has aids now
>>222538411he was fucking a tranny wasnt he?
why is it literally every world cup match thread you have about 10 yanks or canadians popping in to say>well i've never watched a game of soccer before but this is BORINGnobody does that for any of their sports, it's really bizarre how insecure they are
>>222536532What a terrible idea that was
>>222538411ninja turtle lol
>>222538362Woah, mental how smooth that hall is.That's pricey, It was like 1.90 for 5 or 6 hass like that I got. You not have Lidl there?
>>222538388I haven't seen people doing heroin in 15 years, knew a couple of local guys who died, there was a skinny fella with the nick name TITS and he stabbed himself in the stomach because of withdrawls, we saw him coming out of his building bleeding and screaming, we were 10 years old lol. He died a few years later.There's one guy who has been doing smack for 20 years and we play a game whenever we see him we text eachh other "he is still alive" last time I was him he actually had a cute girl with him
it's mad when you move out and still get free stuff from your parents but you have younger siblings who get really resentful because they think they're the only ones who should get that stuff. the prodigal son was the realest story in the bible
>>222538420probably because it winds up eurangutans like you without fail
rorke shaking his pasty white thang to the star detective precure ED
>>222538435they checked your harddrive?
>>222538452not really almost all of the posts go without any replies
>>222538269not really. got my bum out is way more casual than taking nudes in the bathroom
>>222538420I do I go in /box/ and say it all the time to wind up 190 who posts there I says 'boxing is fake' and he gets mad then I direct him to /brit/ to moan about it ok.
just remembered there's a cream palmier in the fridge*walks out of the computer room and goes downstairs into the kitchen*
>>222538420watching a bunch of brown men prance around a big field is not exciting, you've been brainwashed and whipped into thinking so by society out of fear of being left out.
>>222538459Nah getting banned though
>>222538201based
>>222538251Yes
>>222538478was it for speeding and then getting your phone out
>>222538460yet here we are
>>222538435been driving for a decade and never been pulled, howd you manage that
>>222538476you can make any sport sound silly if you want to, not convinced
>>222538446The halls are very creamy when they ripen I actually prefer em. 2-3 big ones are a kilo. >You not have Lidl there?We have but I don't go to big stores much, I have local babushkas and the kurd for produce, a butcher and my local fresh (bulgarian) store for meat and dairy. Sometimes I go to Lidl to check out cookware cause they have good deals. Bought this dutch oven 3 years ago for 20 Euro, it's still like new.>>222538490nice
>>222538478Did you drink and drive
>>222538493Just speeding.>>222538503Just wasn’t thinking. Police was hiding in a fucking bush with the gun
Where the fuck do you go for a piss when in London? I'll have to drink like 8 l of water to survive
>>222538554unlucky mateused to speed around all the time but i dont bother any more
>>222538544yes, all sports are trash.
>>222538570 the mouths of manlet tourists
what the hell could have done this to a man
this is the match of the tournament so far
a month tomorrow
>>222538570just call into a spoons
>>222538571Never going to speed again. This will cost me my job
>>222538582just help me man, I'm serious
>>222538570Usually just have to go in a restaurant or a maccy D's
>>222538570the sir Pee'r Farter
>>222538602but that's rude as fuck because I won't spend one single cent at those restaurants
>>222538596looks like a mentally ill freak, hope she kills herself x
>>222538598ffshow fast were you going? did you confess when they pulled you?
In Mcdonalds here there's a code for the bathroom that they give on your receipt. Fucking assholes. But you can piss on a bush or a tree.
>>222538614then piss in your own mouth
>>222538624111I didn’t say anything he just showed me the speed on the gun
>>222538639oh oh
>>222538596I can save her...
>>222538640oh dear oh dear
>>222538619you're mean and horrible
Feel like in 20 Years sir Queer Harmer will be remembered like Gordon Brown is today. Not given a fair shot and had a lot of successful and smart policies from his short time in charge.
>>222538653I miss these fuckers like you wouldn't believe.
>>222538637just wee on one of the tables that reminds me though of once my mate did a load of coke and started walking around the mcdonalds kitchen and got chased out by staff
bundled up under the blanket with a hoodie and sweatpants on in my frigid air conditioned bedroom
>>222538640good riddance
>>222538674the OSA cancels out any good he might have ever done. the worst piece of internet legislation probably ever
>>222538596you are extremely mentally ill
>>222538675Lad bro those new lights are so bad. Thank god they made some loophole law here and they sell the old ones, it just says "for factory use". The led ones make me go crazy in my home, I actually feel worse.
>>222538640that isn't even that fast
>>222538714they use mph
>>222538657truss lad, truss x
>>222538714ooh you're hard
>>222538692Nah, I think it will be thought of as a great thing by future generations. Too many neets and socially withdrawn weirdos at present (me included)
>>222538714yeah?*rapes your arse at that speed*
>>222538677Here we wee on bushes and grassy areas. It's good for the plants, it has electrolites
>>222538715>>222538653this is my vibe in the autumn and winterin the summer we're cowboys x
Ok ..I WillbuyThem !!
>>222538731nah, you're a retard
>>222538693wg1 ghostie
master thief, at your service
>>222538570
>>222538723oh...>>222538729just mistaken>>222538738*moans gayly*
>>222538746I could eat for 2 weeks for what one of those stupid children's cards cost
>>222538750Yeh, partially because of unfiltered access to the internet as a teenager
>>222538773That`s ok Anon Ok ..YouCan Dothat !!
>>222538765that gets you punched here
Fucking hate police
>>222537684She only takes Alabama rattlesnakes
Been speaking to ChatGPT all night about my new business idea and it keeps telling me it's bad
>>222538681You total bastardOur downstairs thermometer is showing 28C (82F) but it's noticeably hotter upstairs where I am (I don't have a thermometer up here though)I guess this house has good insulation for the winter because the heat just gets trapped upstairs
love are Kelly cates
>>222538788spoil sports
>>222538762do you act out your violent urges on the dogs?
>>222538746is that a fockin tranny pocket monster
lads lads which one is France and which ones is Iraq? I can't tell the difference me
>>222538803You're absolutely right!
>>222538822
>>222538803You must be speaking in a very skeptical/doubtful tone because ChatGPT is a yesman
>>222538746>overprinted nu-poke-slop for 100€...
>>222538822France are in blue and Iraq are in white
>>222538746stuck in reshirams stomach alone
>>222537302>>222537302>>222537302
>>222538822haha rorke what a belter havent heard that before
>>222538746if only my mum didn't chuck my Pokémon and Yugioh cards away in a moment of satanic panic, could've had a few hundred quids worth of memorabilia
>>222537517Thatcherism was atually lovely THOUGH
>>222537256Being a spider seems kinda chill. Just build a web and wait for food to come get stuck to it.
