meme cat edition >>222542147
>>222543477Girl it's early
OH MY GOD IT'S A FUCKING BOX
that's right motherfuckers the m in /cum/ STILL SHOWS UP.
Do guys still get together and play low stakes poker and drink beer? It used to be on many old tv shows but I never did it.
>>222543477rare flag
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iofQGkUfASg&list=RDwfAezPyvhbAposting Sparks just totally rocking the house
time for a tuggy wuggy
>>222543512I literally donut know how to play poker
>>222543512No but I've heard stories about a guy who used to work where I work who'd do it and everyone always lowkey expected he did it so he could pay child support kek
>>222543512i've had maybe a handful of evenings where me and my boys get around a big table and play poker. but it was less often and with less people as time went on. people get gfs, they get jobs, and suddenly getting a room full of people to show up for poker is difficult...
>>222543512it looked lame anyway
what won't yankees do for the old red white and blue
>>222543538he who cannot reach grapes says sour
I only play blackjack and stand at 17 or 18 because it's hard to fuck up. It's also easy to count the cards if you only use one deck but idk how to do that
the third chicken slab of the night is being consumed, i dont usually eat this much
I have never gambled at a card game in my entire life and never will.
>>222543549I don't get it
>>222543512I'm sure some do but not most.People are too faggy and insecure and looking for an excuse to get mad about something to play pokerand in the old days some of them were too and would shoot each other over $5 and a good bluffHonestly I think Hold Em mogs regular poker anyways
>>222543566Let me slap your smelly penis
>>222543549GROWERS NOT SHOWERS WE WON THIS ROUND LETS GOOOOO
>>222543567>I don't get itHe's got wood
>>222543549These men are always shaking
imagine you were out on hike and then saw a hole in the wall of a cliff or something and saw this
wow
i've always wanted to play scrabble. never got the chance
>>222543567he pinched his nuts and or dick
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mEBRzrYKifU&list=RDwfAezPyvhbAYou know, Sparks are that other 70's nerd band with a bad attitude other than the Dan...there's that exact air of smirking, polished...it's not exactly ridicule or contempt, it stops just short of that and even verges on sympathy, it is a complex attitude, though the musical medium is glam rock, which is equally as dynamic yet slick as the Dan in its simple way
dance with my dawgs in the nighttime
>>222543595it's also essential /mu/core
>>222543582That's scary as fuck, especially imagining him being trapped in there
Women always love to yap about how it's a war crime to work a job you don't love and how everyone should follow their passion, but I don't see them lining up to pay me for looking at their vaginas
She got ole big onion booty make the world cry
>>222543602so you find this concept scary too?
>>222543588Just download it on your phone
>>222543612it's not the same
>>222543612wtf you can do that? will i just get thrown into a sbmm lobby full of scrabble sweats?
>>222543512When I was like 18-20 some friends organized some zero stakes poker nights with drinks, but it wasn’t very interesting, and no one was into actually gambling, so it stopped
>>222543600no it fucking aint
I wish the milkman would deliver more milk
>>222543628alright maybe not essential but it's still /mu/core
>>222543512I used to do that in high school with friends, the bets were really low like 5 pesos
>>222543620The only difference is you can't make up words that sounds plausibly right like cuz >>222543621Yes or just play with bots
>>222543633https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W9loFpbEVxo&list=RDW9loFpbEVxoI have Kimono My House on vinyl
>>222543610Yes because what if it collapsed, what a horrific death
I still wanna fuck Zoom Zoom's tight ass. I'm not even gay I just dislike Zoom Zoom so I want to sodomize him and stretch his ass and make him walk funny for a couple days.
>I'm not even gay I just want to sodomize him
and like 15 years ago + I considered going to see Sparks perform their entire repertoire in London, but the modern, Pet Shop Boys are nothing like that raging glam band of the 70's
not working is noble and signifies rising above social conditioning
>>222543648He swears this is a big ass
>>222543654Very Russianpilled
>Pet Shop Boys are nothing like that raging glam band of the 70'sOf course not dumbass they're two completely different things, that's like comparing the B-52's to Prince
*the modern, Pet Shop Boys-like Sparkshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZAggNWSVs9w&list=RD9g9l6kFy6X0they could get pretty wild back when
>>222543673What's your opinion on Overtonight?
>>222543670What is that screenshot
How about the het slop boys
Just downloaded Mario Odyssey and Persona 4
>>222543694Related to the Overton Window?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EkaKwXddT_I
>>222543695>What is that screenshotI'm not fucking shitting you that's Greg Heffley spotted in the wild on hinge, some girl stumbled upon him
>>222543703i'm screenshotting this and emailing nintendo, expect some legal action soon punk
>>222543703both bad games
>>222543657That pic is comfy asf
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W9mvTNh-plY&list=RDW9mvTNh-plY&start_radio=1
You ever have a goon sesh suddenly interrupted and you gotta play it off like you were doing something else
>>222543709I thought you saw him and that would’ve been more interesting
>>222543719*Downloaded onto my Switch 2 by paying for it
>>222543736who interrupted it?
watch this if you have anxiety
Pass di dutchie pon di lefthand side
>>222543709post more butt pics
>>222543694well, it occurs to me that they wanna look like Korn...but I ain't gonna listen to 30 sec clipsalso, a largely forgotten monument of yacht is Peter Ivers' Alpha Centauri, that is an album I wish I owned on vinyl...it's very bluesy, but I'd say it's one of the stumbling first attempts at snorting coke and drinking cocktails off Catalina harbor while dressed like a ship captainhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LG9AsHqt5bk&list=RDLG9AsHqt5bk
>>222543738i'm keeping an eye on you buddy
>>222543743Your mom; she wanted sex
niggas still watching anime?
>>222543743Neighbor
>>222543752that cat has nerves of steel standing in traffic like that
>>222543769we moved on to manga
>>222543769das righ'
Freddy Got Fingered is a funny movie
>>222543769I'm waiting for Dungeon Meshi season 2
>>222543779I have never seen another comedy like it
Luv gooning to vids where a girl dominates the other chick to suck dong
>>222543769Everybody has to turn their brain off sometimes
>>222543770I’m going to say the N-Word: Neighbour
>>222543780sexo con Burra
these buttons on my keyboard are too powerful
>>222543703It's weird they never gave Sunshine a sequel
https://youtu.be/PkQbW4Ia3bghttps://youtu.be/PkQbW4Ia3bghttps://youtu.be/PkQbW4Ia3bghttps://youtu.be/PkQbW4Ia3bghttps://youtu.be/PkQbW4Ia3bg
what is worse, animefags or star trek fags?
>>222543790what's your favorite part
might stick a cucumber up my ass
>>222543809sopranoesfags
it's like Hellraiser...no movie ever made has been like Hellraiser, at all
>>222543809Oh my God nigga the latter for sure
>>222543803every 3d mario game is basically one series, like how sunshine is basically a 64 sequel
You Will Never Stick A Cucumber Up Your Ass Again After Watching This
>>222543812I need a rewatch, the entire thing is so intense it just drains you
>>222543752why did AIIO cross the street?to AIIOIOOIIAIAIIAIOOIOIAIAIIAIIIIOOIIAAIIAIIO
what is worse, the pain or the hangover?
>>222543820The Galaxy games and 3D Land/World aren't the same as 64 Sunshine and Odyssey doe
>>222543820I guess but I mean splatoon feels more like a sequel than any of the mario games
someone post a funny video that is under a minute.
>add girl I met on Instagram >she adds me back and follows me>one day later I like her new post>she immediately unfollows me but keeps me as a followerI blocked her
>>222543831the guy who made the Phantasm movies & Bubba Ho-Tep was born to Italian colonists in Libya...Phantasm is a weird movie...but it's not as weird as Hellraiser
>>222543836in that the galaxy games suck horse ass and 3D world is great
>>222543834The pain. I have never been hungover. I have vomited pure stomach bile the next day thougheverbeit
I wish I had money for a new console.
>>222543850What games do you want to play
>>222543850have you tried not being broke?
>>222543840must have given her the ick
i'm hoping DR Congo moves on to the round of 32
>>222543852I liked playing FPS multiplayers but haven't played anything in years.
What the fuck are the "Nicks"?
>>222543850I'll buy it for you if you shake your ass
I'm not worried about getting a new console until the new pokemon comes out
>>222543850any reason you'd grab a console is a good excuse to grab a PC and play real man games
The Graped
>>222543862The Knick, it was a tv show
IN DARKNESS LET ME LIVE
dongo from congo
we need sassy black women posting in /cum/
>>222543833lol
>>222543862THE KNICKS ARE THE POO YORK BASKETBALL TEAM YOU PHILISTINE
>>222543865Pokopia?
I don't have a job. And I can't say I want one, but it would probably be advantageous.
The vaped
>>222543865enjoy paying more when Nintendo raises the price, chump
>>222543868I don't like PC gaming. I like laying on the couch with a controller.
I'm angry whenever I'm not high or drunk
dubs and i kms
>>222543894
frfr, I Be Crashin Out Ohio, The Policeman Said
>>222543894suck a dick loser
>>222543892i have an xbox controller i can just plug into my PC to play my 300 gorillion steam games with a controller. and plug the HDMI from the monitor to the livingroom TV and boom i'm basically entirely getting the console experience
>>222543901
>>222543900>>222543903Who shit in your guys cereal this morning yeesh
>and plug the HDMI from the monitor to the livingroom TV
i wonder how many users left 4chan because of these annoying gay captchas
>>222543913miserable ahh unc
>>222543922probably thousands upon thousands
>>222543884Meh it looks like something that was fun for two weeks like New Horizons >>222543890Yeah that's what I'm worried about :/
About to drink a cup of tea
>>222543916quiet, you mangina
>>222543905my pc would be in a different room than my tv
the voices in the star fox remake for switch 2 are downgrades compared to the n64 version
>>222543939do you look like that and say that?
>>222543945yes and yes
>>222543939everyone knows that guyand you know what, even though he's not all that greathe's not the worst, either
>>222543939All I care about is Lippy having a fagcent
>jasonhttps://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1782191833414600.mp4
drinking milk
>>222543970Ran out of wine t Hanks?
and I think guys like that get a gf, usually...and her qualities vary wildly, she's not always this monster
wtf happened to tucker manhe's just gone insane today he's ranting about how supposed tolerance of the fucking turks
I'm AFK right now
>>222543982he's becoming a gigachud
>>222543978no
how about a tahitian gf
*are those that getbut I've always balked at being a dad, I mean, you have to act like a kid for 20 years when raising kids, and then what, scenic trips to nature parks? I ain't in that business!
>>222543991Lemme get what's left bro
>>222543477>>222543500PHWOOOOAARsum excellent kittingtonshire>>222543629corr hes mediss scene would be accompanied by music of van morrison from veedon fleece, astral weeks, maybe sum moondance, saint dominics preview, hard nosed the highway even, street choir too
>>222543953why?
tucker and ilk are about as useful as the restoretards
I wonder what Zoom Zoom's boy butt smells like through his underwear. Probably something like Skippy peanut butter and hatch chili
>>222544024Probably smells like shit
>>222544009one small question. what time of the year do girls get in crochet bikinis and dive into the ocean?yeah.
This Murdstone character doesn't seem very trustworthy
how do bidets work? like wouldn't it just slash your cheeks? do it make your ass all wet? how do you target the asshole?
>>222543995I think you need to take your meds
Let's make it a true Daily Double, Ken
>>222544047Your ass is spread out because you’re sitting down. You know where your asshole is because it’s the spot where the poop came from
>>222544047i thought you guys had bidets?
>>222544047it's like a pressure washer. It just rinses all the shit away. Try shitting then going into the shower and blasting all the shit away in your ass with the shower head. It gets it pretty clean with just water by itself.
>>222544047i have a bidet. it goes back and forth automatically with two water modes you pick. you don't shoot water up your asshole just around your asshole. then you have an auto-drying setting as well. to be honest despite how it sounds, you would never go back once trying one
>>222544058https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZKNX9c1CIwo&list=RDZKNX9c1CIwoYOU & YOUR FAMILY PLAY YOUR GAMESTRRRUST IN EACH OTHERWHEN I AIM A GUN INTO AN ITALIAN RESTAURANT & YOU'RE ALL EATING DINNERAND I WANT THE NOISE TO BE HEARDI WANT YOU ALL UNDER THE FECKIN TABLESYOU NEVER RUN FROM A PLACEYOU WALK...WALK REAAAAL SLOW
>>222544071i've seen this here before, its just handheld hose thing, what i mean is those one inside the toilet
>>222544027Why would it? I assume he showers
Having a bidet changed my life
Real bidet users know that sometimes you shoot the water up your ass to break up the shit
>>222544104We shit out of our ass every single day for our whole life
Just a glimpse into my dark reality.
spittin' facts>>222542662
>>222544082feel like a bidet is unhygeniclike the poop just goes in the bidet? is that plumbed in too?feel like more hygenic to just have a hose attached ti the toiletlike then you dont hafta move from the toilet to the bidet which must also be awkwardfrench are fucking degenerates arent they
>>222544033this nigga thinks pornhub only runs through summer
>>222544112I’m a bidet user, and I have never once done that
Dogshit thread
>>222544090can tell diss poster loves taking winkards iup the pooser
>>222544122
>>222544124traditional bidets are plumbed yes
>>222544138it's a goshcel new
>>222544134i'm glad you saw on a 1920x1080 monitor what i witnessed in real life 2 weeks ago but it aint the same. summer rules
>>222544122youre not catyank
>>222544148weird drinking fountain
a lot of things i do in bathroom no one should ever see hence why i lock the door
>>222544160They can still hear you though
>>222544148like plumbed into the poo system?
>>222544157catmex? mexicat?
>>222544138it's literally always fucking dogshitmy "countrymen" are drooling idiotsonly marginally better than those euroids generals wholl ban you in three seconds for wanting to actually talk about something interesting
>>222544135Try it
>>222544124I just use one of the toilet seats with a built-in bidet function
>>222544153>heat stroke and sunburns are great because I can look at a womans assder eternal gooner
>>222544115Okay so let's say Zoom Zoom pooped in the morning and then showered and washed his butt with soap. No poop. Now what would his butt smell like through his underwear an hour after showering and light exercise?
>>222544178I practically never have problems with constipation or needing to break up rock hard shit inside my rectum so there would be no point
>>222544170yes
would love a squat shitter + bidet combo
>>222544122true, but even being true its not that hard to be in a group of boys and girls and be mired by some of the girls in that group, statistically speaking.
Poo York is basically just Paris at this point. The second you get out of your cab you get mugged & assaulted and left for dead in the gutter.
>>222544115There are some total freaks who shit like once a week. Don’t know how that’s even possible tbqh
most men between the ages of 20 and 29 are virgins because of modern hypergamy
>>222544191dont lie
>>222544205poo yotk is objectively a shithole but that never happened a single time I visited. Maybe you should stop hanging around the bronx
>>222544213why would i lie?
The big thing you notice after becoming a bidet enjoyer is that it becomes absolutely disgusting to use public toilets without a bidet. You take a shit, and then you can feel that you’ve got a bit of nasty residue on your anus from then on.
all these phone "reviews" going on about processors in pixel phonesit's like give me a break ive never wanted or needed a faster processor on a phone i had in my life cause it's a fucking phone
bidets and hoses just seem like an unnecessary luxury imothey should only be manufactured for people wiv medical conditionseverywun else just use fucking paper like a.normal personi looked up use of bidets on google imagesjust isnt normalnot natural doin datcannae be right imma haurfta be finkin
>>222544207no it's because they literally don't talk to women and never ask them out
Have you ever commented on a porn video
>>222544232dont reply to goshpedo
>>222544235once yeah
>>222544220what was rhe protest tho. may make sense
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j7Rg2R7cEXE&list=RDj7Rg2R7cEXEWelcome, gentlemen, you must be from the furniture convention
>>222544222what song is this dumb slut even talking about
>>222544230Yeah I don’t get it. It’s not like people who just use toilet paper walk around smelling like shit all day
>>222544230bidets aren't uncommon is south america. even some lower class houses have 'em.
documentary about the female jasonhttps://youtu.be/M8hs7qFnjmw
>>222544230You don't have to use as much paper with a bidet
>>222544222 millenials revulse me>>222544228n**** you never learned how to wipe?
Sex is so common for normal people it's regularly joked that couples that have been married for a while only do it once a week
>>222544242I dunno. what are some 30 year old incel anthems?
>>222544249i can fix her(?)
>>222544242something off pinkerton, probably
>>222544235Yes because their sound was off and I felt like I should tell them
>>222544235absolutely not for the same reason i have never ever commented on a youtube video but unlike youtube comments i have immense respect for horndogs who comment on porn videos. the combination of pre-nut obscurity and post-nut clarity makes for a far more entertaining and creative comment section
>>222544257idk
>>222544257creep?
stop replying to goshpedo
>>222544249these people will post 30 minute, 1 hour videos and expect me to watch them
>>222544250yeh true
has goshcel trooned out? imagine fucking his tight bussy
>>222544253It is impossible to wipe with paper to the same level of cleanliness afforded by a bidet. If you accidentally smeared some shit on your hands, would you just wipe it off with a paper towel and call it a day, or wash your hands at a sink?
>>222544277Creep was recorded in 1993, also I hate fucking Radiohead...except for The Pyramid Song
>>222544277I went to bar karaoke and the whole place joined in when a woman sang it, so it cant be that
>>222544277was Thom Yorke a whiny groomer?
>>222544256if its a clean drop you always hefta wipe imo
the slovenian genuinely has the worst musical taste I think I've ever seen
>just had my 2nd fuck>it was somehow even worse than the 1st oneI'll drop story if anyone wants it
>>222544308story please
>>222544308why dont you try hooking up with goshpedo? he got the moves
>>222544266cannae believe ye found me comment
https://youtu.be/HctaZqSxBDk
I listened to both Kid A & OK Computer on my incelwalk and they were just awful dribble, it was like listening to Britney Spears more than Bark Psychosis
>>222544291i was really into radiohead fifteen years ago. now i'm more ambivalent>>222544307very true
>>222544308but /cum/cels told me it would fix me
>>222544290no wun needs to be that clean
>>222544324bark psychosis's sound is nothing like britney spears or radio headgenuinely what the fuck did you even mean by this?
>>222544300he sleft his wife and deserted her on her deathbed poor lass
>>222544229>25% slower than a normal processor>12-16gb ramwow it's powerful enough to run android and play phoneslop games
>>222544307https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OodM8jphvNE&list=RDOodM8jphvNEI think someone just can't dig the gentle touch of 1970's cocktail jazz
we flat earthers are on average very high IQ
>>222544364this is reggae, you clod
>>222544347well I think Thom Yorke & Jhonny listened to BP when making those two albums, tho BP were just a more exciting rehash of Talk Talk (also, BP's leader went into D&B after cause he really knew how to produce songs)
i have free will! i can stay up past 11pm! i'm a madman!
goshcel is a gay retard
eating candy at 3 am
>>222544375https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EGEt-oqFqdw&list=RDEGEt-oqFqdwit's smooth, yachty reggae, it is not exactly Lee Scratch Perry
>>222544396sounds exactly like any bob marley song
>>222544404https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c_K59567VEw&list=RDc_K59567VEwMarley had his west coast moments...but these guys took it to the limit
>>>/lit/25360176>>>/lit/25360176>>>/lit/25360176>>>/lit/25360176
I know I'm fucked up when I get this weird sucking sensation in my body
>>222543505>>222543513i used to post here a lot but the reddit/gynocentric/anti-male gang of /cum/ bullied me and boycotted the threads i made so i left https://files.catbox.moe/sakg1q.mp4
>>222544457what the fuck did he mean by this
Time to jack off baby!!! Oh yeah!!
>>222544470I'm dying
and that is why I have always loved late 70's Brit reggae, it had a definite slick latin sheen to it with touches of jazz, you know the keyword therehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hEdqo68xIQc&list=RDhEdqo68xIQc
>i used to post here a lot but the reddit/gynocentric/anti-male gang of /cum/ bullied me and boycotted the threads i made so i left
>>222544477now think about your dad
When you see my face hope it gives you hell!
>>222543982he could get shot by a tranny at a college and I still wouldn't have a fucking clue about who he is and who's dick he sucks or why anyone should care
https://youtu.be/uvY8fdgezLQ
>>222544364IT JAMMIN'
only one more week to have consequence free gay sexwe have to go back to boring straight sex next month
>>222544543this is nice cade
American culture simply can’t be beat
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=spBPMoS8XEQ&list=RDhEdqo68xIQcLKJ's backing band was magnificent...it really blurred the line between roots & smooth jazz...is this like Burning Spear (whom I'm going to see this Friday)...no, it's clearly more animated, funky, nervous...this is really not jamaican roots at all
i deserve a gf like this
>>222544576hi slovene can you repost that song you posted in an earlier thread that had a green album cover? i really liked it but i lost the tab
>>222544590https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=74gUndH07vk&list=RD74gUndH07vk
modded minecraft is for high iq white people only
>>222544590https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=amVequYy3YU&list=RD74gUndH07vktho more likelier it's this one
I taught my mum the word "jeet" lol pretty funny innit
>>222544588When is Lujan finally gonna do porn????
at least i'm not canadian
>>222544619I find it hard to believe she's never heard of that before or can't make assumptions
>>222544344ok stinky
you sort of think this is the Eagles, only it's shit...but eventually you find that it's actually the better take cause country and slide guitars are awful
>>222544639done him
https://youtu.be/Z6qzeHSq7bk>>222544640Well she wasn't familiar with it before I told her, so. We were out n aboot yesterday just having some mother-son time, we were in Surrey going to some shops and she randomly said in the car "look at all these JEETS" lol I've never been more proud of her.
>>222544661tha's my dad's fav song, and I like it toohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zmq3y42pCgw&list=RDZmq3y42pCgwalso, this song for just unabashedly evil yuppie sentiment
>>222544661https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dh5KHaNkIv0
>>222543477penis
>>222544682Really? Down By The River & Down By The River are just so monstrous, they're like Sabbath, they're epic
https://youtube.com/watch/1o67Ee7lWTY
>>222544718
oh, wait, I forgot Cinnamon Girljesus...I think I got too high
dont use goshpedo's new
>>222544760>>222544760>>222544760
>>222544588looks like she sucks D for drugs to be desu
