Nicholas Prosper edition
>>222545071I use it because it is dark
WAKE UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
any Esoteric Hitlerists in?
>>222545117
ordered a mobile air con unit for the bedroom but it won't be here til friday which is a bit of a logistical mistake on my part
>>222545123sup mouldie
i simply cannot stop wankingim doing it right now
>>222545076nigga it's a bright sunny morning how is it still dark for you
man asked if i was a "bator"
>>222545178and why was the weirdo sitting on the couch at 5am anyway?
>>222545178as I wrote earlier, the window is west facing so it isn't bright and sunny>>222545196I wake up at 6am because I am unemployed
Have already read for 3 hours today, I'll be an intellectual one day I just know it.
dismal, dreary, grim, bleak, morbid, macabre, weary, worn
Karmen Bella has got to be the most racially ambiguous pornstar ever. She's listed as Latina in most places but Desi in others, but she looks like she may have some Polynesian in her. Either way she's a fine little piece of brown meat. Wish there was more of her.
>>222545209What you reading mate?
>>222545217>Wish there was more of her.Based
>>222545221threads on here mostly
scranning second brekkie
will shower before going to greggs just in case the cute mixed race girl is behind the till
>>222545217just took a look and shes definitely not south asian. maybe gypsy. the conflicting listings are just from porn site operators who dont know
>>222545244reading 4chan doesn't make you an intellectual, if anything it makes you more retarded
>>222545244lol
Hi you miserable fucking spastics, I SAID HELLO
>>222545283no, you said hi
reading 4chan made me so intellectual it horseshoe’d me into being a retard
SEX 89: ASTON MARTIN THE SEX
>>222545217pornstarts have a high suicide rate did you know that?
>>222545283um hi
where did it all go wrong?
>>222545320i would batter every single one of them
>>2225453201I'm getting bugussy
>>222545320i’m crashing this plane
>>222545328the incident left me a broken shell of a man
>>222545320would sit with the millipede, they seem like sound lads
>>2225453206 I know weevil and cicada are going to be chill af
>>222545176heat turns you feral
>my dic?HARD>my balls?FULL OF CUMyep, it's time to start the day
I'm woker than satan
what do we think about the theory of evolution by natural selection?
>>222545385what’s the pay like?
will shortly be inflating the paddling pool after which i shall be filling the paddling pool with water so that once the heat's unbearable i can get in it
>>222545385i dont think satans actually woke because he knows all the stuff he tries to tempt you to do is bad
>>222545406learn to read
>>222545404The strongest and chaddest get the bitches
When I go ages without cutting my hair I look like that 50 year old brazilian bloke pretending to be a 36 year old bloke that thinks he looks 17
>>222545420he's woke because he tortures you for saying something racist
>>222545406dyslexia?
Jesus was woke
I don't like the americans on hereplease don't post on /brit/thank you!
>>222545422…fuck *runs away holding back tears*
>>222545420how is that different from corporate woke
Women look sexy when they pronounce 'th'
>>222545465prefer it when they pronounce 'ooh' sounds
https://youtube.com/watch?v=b2rLKpluGLw
done one poo already
apparently there is one person whose dna test had 26 different regions (most people have 4-10). i would like to see what they looked like to see what humans would end up like with all the interracial breeding
Need to make a decision soon whether to WFH in my shitty hot house or go to the office and enjoy their air conditioning.
I come from the pays du nord
>>222545052Would you guys kill your families for Clementine?
>>222545465Love highly specific fetishes.For me it's when women wipe window and their arse jiggles a bit from the horizontal movement.
>>222545506no mate shes a cartoon fictional child
>>222545491interracial breeding is not as common as the media makes it out to beand actually a lot of modern women will never have children because of antinatalism
having interracial sex with nami from onepiece (post time-skip)
Jesus' opinion on industrial democracy
heat dome
jesus christ rorke!
>>222545532>(post time-skip)dont know anything about one piece but the fact you had to specify makes me think youre being a bit noncey
>>222545523yes I was on a train the other day and saw multiple women reading this, some as young as 14
sir artful dodger
>>222545522a very sexy cartoon fictional child ;)
>>222545552nah pre time-skip would be noncey, if anythingpost time-skip she's got massive tits
*fixes youtube*why didn't you tell me about this before?
every sperm is sacredevery sperm is good
>>222545561This is surprisingly common actually. Once had a situation where all the women in my office stopped talking about love island en masse and formed a book club to read that very book and discuss it.
>>222545597bizarre lie
>>222545589the one that lets you filter channel names and title text is very good too
>>222545561everyone's already read that one so in my office all the women are now reading this typa shit they're all schopenhaur fans as well
dont need to leave until 10 to. thats a cheeky 10 minutes kip for me
>>222545592then why dont you marry with them
>>222545627>they're all schopenhaur fans as welleh?
Just drank a hot coffee and now sweat rivulets are running down my head. Knew I should have iced that sucker.
>4 days to go until potential MacBook ordering day
Rorke's workfu telling him she got her tubes tied after reading Mainländer
Alright I've decided to stay home today despite the heat, I can go in tomorrow and Thursday when it's supposed to be more oppressive and I always have the option to go in at lunch if my balls get too sweaty.
>>222545661mental how you would prefer to sweat your balls off than interact with other people in the office
>>222545655I'm more interested in the half a bottle of flat pretend beer frankly
>>222545589i have actually. several times
>>222545655why does he always look like such a mong these days?
>>222545679I don't mind my colleagues but I haven't showered or prepared lunch and I cant be bothered to rush around and do all that and still be late
>>222545690all part of the act
always laugh when i see burly blokes walking a small dog
>>222545703for what purpose?
>>222545255How are you this oblivious to an obvious joke?
>>222545706yjk their girlfriends wanted a little french bulldog or poodle and now they're forced to walk it because she can't be bothered
>>222545713to get looked after for the rest of his life
>>222545255not as retarded as someone who can't tell something is obviously a joke
>>222545690bames are letting him stew in his own juices
only my cheese plant understands me
there's no such thing as clussy its just a woman wearing an outfit
even though I am very angry at my mum for telling me off for having the big light on, I am going to go back downstairs for lunch at lunchtime and pretend nothing happened
>>222545752How old r u
monstera fruit is quite pleasant if you can manage to eat around the needles
>>22254576722
>>222545781I’m 23
>>222545797fuck off
>>222545752What's wrong with your mum where she gets this worked up about having a light on?
>>222545808she got sacked the other daystill not an excuse to shout at me
https://youtu.be/PkQbW4Ia3bghttps://youtu.be/PkQbW4Ia3bghttps://youtu.be/PkQbW4Ia3bghttps://youtu.be/PkQbW4Ia3bghttps://youtu.be/PkQbW4Ia3bg
>>222545820Do you have a job and contribute to the household income or are you a perpetual leech that she is now unable to afford?
j'ai pas vignt ans!
>>222545800Why
>>222545820the big light is for mongs put a few small lights on much less harsh on the eyes and looks nicer
>>222545845when I turned the big light back on she did say "I don't see you making an contribution to the electricity bill"I don't have a job>>222545863don't want to
>>222545879your mum is extremely disappointed in you and embarrassed by your existence
>>222545843does this guy have the palate of an actual baby or what
already 23 degrees. gonna be rough today x
decided I’m not going to tell my job about my driving thing just going to keep going pretend nothing happened until they get told or I legally have to tell them
>>222545896yeah? don't careshe shouldn't be rude to me
>>222545752>having the big light onAt 9am? You fucking idiot
England play tonight in case you forgot
>>222545926this was at half six, when it was dark
>>222545939Fair enough. I hope you like William Blake btw
>>222545896Well she’s the one who raised him maybe she should be disappointed in herself? Love when parents take it out on their kids for being fucked up, they are literally your creation!
>>222545945my mum does
>>222545937yes can't wait to watch the melanated gentlemen manipulate the spherical object, definitely won't be the exact same. experience as the dozens of other times I've watched
did someone say beveragino
>>222545937ENGLAND
i ask claude, chatgpt and gemini the same question for advice, whoever tells me what I want to hear that’s who I believe
>>222545955you can't still be playing that card in your 20s, there's a point where the blame for you being a pathetic wastrel falls on you and not mumberg
>>222545979u shud ask us too x
get a job and stop putting the big light on you mongy little wasteman
loool engshit are lucky the big TP is banned from entering else they would be getting fucked up tonight!
>>222545974far too early for beveraginos
>>222545979wow maybe you are a real woman
>>222545982what card is it? The truth? Children are a creation of their parents, what ever way they turn out is down to their parents.
the sexy Portuguese lass at toil always waves and smiles at me when I come in, it's a highlight of the day
>>222546017pathetic little freak
>>222545967bp>>222545976gp
>>222546029>goGritish Petroleum isn't a real thing, chudleigh
>>222546015the "actually it's my parents fault that I have done literally nothing in my life" card, it stops being effective around the age of 18
>>222546017ever rape her?
>>222546017tell her to tell ronaldo to retire
>>222546021bit harsh mate>>222546040nh
>>222546055fair playI don't think I could have a job because I'd just rape all the cute girls
>>222546047why don't you tell starmer to..... nvm
>>222546062you couldn't rape a hamster pal
ISA taking a hit lads
I couldn't have a job because I'd just rape all the cute girls
>>222546062you're a damn animal
>>222546065tell starmer to unresign?good idea
misstiano penaldo
just sitting here rotting and farting away in my horrible bedroom
>>222546084fired him mate
>>222546110lord sugar i'm a big fan of your boomer tweetings
>>222546110Alan Salt
sir alan sugar
>>222545994Toilet paper?
>>222546159Tomos partey
my step dad is actually so fucking sound
>>222546183ever shag him up the arse?
>>222546189shag u up the arse in a minute if you keep fucking about
cup of tea needed and i'll say no more on the matter
>>222546172Don't talk gibberish to me man
>>222546172hes playing tonight though
>>222546235I thought he was banned from entering
>>222546238noyanks dont care about a rapey gorillanigger apparently
>>222546238He doesn't take no for an answer
>>222546238banned from Canada but not the US
might have to do meself in if my condition worsens
>>222545820pimp slap that ho and get her out working
>>222541046if you don't live in a green area then you are a wog
>>222546238you know what they say, no thomas no partey!
>>222546255kek this is me
all the goat goalscorers putting up numbers in this world cup which means Kane will get at least 2 today
>>222543651
and there's the obviously early 80's Brit contender for best yacht rock, Duran Duran's Rio...but while yacht is sometimes deliberately tawdry in sentiment, it is still supposed to be aesthetically superior, taking a slight cue from its' distant jazzman predecessors, graceful and full of invention, and not a bawdy singalong whatsoever
love cats me haha they're so cute x
Covered in bug bites feel like a stray cat or something
the cute mixed race girl wasn't on shift in greggs, my disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined
>>222545655Is this new? He already has a MacBook
kom, dans met mijlaat ons dansen, lijk aan lijf
>>222545749dis nigga planted a mini babybel
so there was another shooting
>>222546387yeah he needs to consume. a constant theme of his posts is branded tat he's bought and displays
>>222546453he doesn't buy it those are his sponsors
leave tim alone
>>222546428she should be fired. How unprofessional
>>222545513corrr
>>222546453I look forward to seeing his two MacBooks
Was on a bus the other day and there was a girl with a nice plump arse that kept jiggling every time we went over a bump. Fairly sure her boyfriend caught me looking
>>222546550being seen looking isn't bad because you might get your head kicked in, it's bad because it's a soft kind of cuckery if he realises you want the woman he's had his willard in
im evil im hitler
>>222546600sup mouldie
Mousey's silence has been explained: his debut EP is about to be released. I've heard it already and it's the best EP ever made
Tempted to look
>>222546637
>>222546637at whatx
*reacts with a thumbs up during a Teams meeting*
attractive girls only work at Starbucks. Every branch I've gone into no matter where has always been exclusively staffed by qts. It's like a SFW version of hooters
>>222546651That's none of your business
>In 2013, Gerry Adams's brother Liam was found guilty of 10 offences, including rape and gross indecency committed against his own daughter.Ah, those proud Irish traditions.
urge to start running again looming a bit there even though i know i don't like it
>>222546687isn't gross indecency just being naked? In that case both my parents regularly committed gross indecency against me
>>222546677porn
>>222546691gave it a go once, did that couch to 5k thing, then never ran again. Just not for me, don't get the appeal of running at all
>>222546727did the same basically. did a 5k in just under 40 minutes and felt like i was gonna die the whole time so i knew this was something out of my skillset
I'm 6'4 with an 8 incher and I'm an unemployed virgin sitting in his childhood bedroom
as they always say, "if you exercise once and aren't an overnight olympian just give up"
>>222545052
>>222546600Das ist kein Jude...das ist doch mein Neger!
Terrible post You know who I'm talking about
>>222546757and your race?
>>222546789white
too hot to sleep last night. no sleep. feel like shit lads
sir the kray twins
sexually assaulting the cat
>>222546824it's 10am
>>222546857What about it rorke
>>222546857and no bloody kip all night. too bloody hot
I'm gonna make 9/11 look like a fucking joke
>>222546589Erm ok but I don't care at all I was just looking at a nice jiggly arse. Really weird to be thinking about men's dicks in that situation.
it's 5 o'clock somewhere wahey!*boots up a gram of heroin*
Let's play a game, replace lyrics of a song with the word cunt and other people have to guess the song. I'll go firstCunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt.Cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt
BY MY RIGHT AS BRETWALDA I CLAIM FIVE MEN JUST LIKE OLIVER REED IN THE EARLY 70'S TO GO ON A FRANKLY UNPRECEDENTED BOOZING SPREE WITH!
I'm not joking when I say I have an 8 inch penisit's actually a tiny bit larger than thatso sad that I will never use it
>>222546985it's like owning a Lambo but not knowing how to drive
>>222546985all that meat gone to waste with starving africans in the world
Wish I had a big willer
>>222546997a lambo you can't sell or let your friends borrow
>>222547021What time should I come over?
>>222546985ktim>>222547010this so much this
got the dark academia sounds on as i read a porn mag in my gentlemans wanking chair
>>222547028Terrible analogy. You can do both of those things with your penis.
trapped in purgatory
>>222546985I can fix that.
>>222547068>porn magwhat is this 1978
*chops off my willy*here lad, go shag a bird with this
They got him
>>222547103I wouldnt shag her with your dick
Surgeons have legit figured out how to make fakes look natural it's insane. Beauty very soon will be proof of wealth.
>heatwaveit's clloudy here. another nothingburger.
>playing chase with dogberg>dogberg reaches a door>he stops and politely raises his paw for me to open the door for himfucking bitch ass canine nigga your supposed to be running away from me. maybe evolve some opposable thumbs if you want to get to the next room
>>222546687It actually is. All the ancient irish were hugely incestuous and would ride their own kids.Also jeffrey Donaldson found guilty today wahey lock the bastard up
Remember the Unite the Right Rally in Charlottesville back in 2017?
>>222547120liking big boobs is infantile
>>222547143Yh I do
I'm putting together a team
>>222547133should have got a fat retarded one that will just barrel through the doors
>>222547143don't remember anything me
>>222547146Homosexual
>>222546687>>222547141https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dPrgTZPsl_c
>>222547143>Charlottesvilleis that in essex?
>>222547146I agree but most men do not.
>>222547161yes and homosexual too i forgot that
England vs Ghana today, 9pm. The football.
>>222547156mental how fit she was back in the day
>>222547120You're half right, usually less is more. you can always tell if they've had a LOT of work done.
>>222547156william shakespeare you lucky lucky man
>>222547175battle of the bames
ghana? I barely knew 'er!
madison moore pornography
You Ghana be kidding me
>>222547103thanks lad*shoves it up my arse*
>>222547190the n-people
I love big arses and big tits. Exaggerate all the features, I want her looking like a pagan fertility idol
fucking bald ginger cunt lucky I didn’t fill him in
Dimitar Berbatov sex arse
>And just when James was about to qui->MICHAEL! OH! >What?>Do you know the two Georgies?>You mean from Little Italy?>No, from Chinatown!>Oh, those guys>Yeah, they said they're gonna give me a pearl for my tie>Oh, that's very nice, Steve>Yeah, they're great guys, those Georgies!
>>222547217u shud have sparked him out m8
>>222547216Sir Mewtwo Molester
>>222547216ktim
Oh, I thought I was in /cum/sorry, m8's
got a proper little cracker of a post ready for the match tonight :)a cutting little quip regarding of our lax immigration policy, so it is
so which one of these two teams is senegal?
>>222547244when will you deploy weapon x
>>222547244£5 says that quip is 'Which one of these teams is England?'
>>222547238kahTEEM
slovenian femboys
>>222547150Kino wasn't it
>>222547229I kno
i will never die
is it kino? I think it's kino through the day but at night it becomes unkino.
Might go do barbertoil at lunch.
queering a fart
good episode of frasier on channel 4 as we speak
>Starmer resigns>Huge storm that same night God has spoken
>>222547277whats happening in it
>>222547175whenever england plays i always bet a fiver on the other team so even when loses i win
>>222547277quite stylish
>>222547291frasier is quaffing champersthe dad is sitting in his chair with dogbergmiles fingered delphine
Diego be like>God clearly exists, the world is so perfect that it must have been created>Only a perfect world would result in 40 degree temperatures in Europe, killing many people
>>222547291he's hosting a radio show
>>222547308punishment for evading gods laws
>>222547310so its not from the reboot or the season where he gets fired
might get the incest pornography on #gooning #yes
frasiercord raid
rorke your father won't be joining us for dinner this evening as he got into difficulty during the warm weather and expired
when you accidentally click an X link and get a million popups telling you to make an account
>>222547326just tune in
born to goonforced to toil
>>222547330better be mum and son
>>222547330madison moore pornography
>>222547308most intelligent atheist
>>222547344yes bro you already know it #sigmundfreud
>>222547338oh the one with roz and that binman
Going home this weekend, sick of forren muck Spanish food. I want picky bits and Pimms in the garden
NEW>>222547378>>222547378>>222547378
>>222547369Eat your tapas and drink your fucking sangria you el burro grande.
i met godshe was black
