Jewish edish
https://x.com/faggotshiteater
nth for the holodem
>>222563755more than that
>>222563885nothing funny about antisemitism
>>222563926lesbian and pansexual the most aesthetifc of course
i bet it all on harry kane doing a hat trick.
>>222563885We really owe Heydrich, Himmler and the gang for cleaning up such a huge chunk of Europe.
>>222563933Shouting
trangender toiluts
>>222563926flagshaggers
>>222563925
want to be really good at pianoanyone here good at piano who can wank me off while I practice?
>>222563938fucked it
>>222563926half of these are just preferred sex positions
>>222563937always liked the bi flag even though the colours don’t really work together
its going to be 0-0 isnt it
right
england are shit because theyre shit saf or pep couldn't win with them. remember when they had scholes owen beckham rooney terry ferdinand lampard gerrard both coles and emile heskey and won fuck all
>>2225639691-0 ghana, im afraid
>nil nil against some random african countryfucking STATE
Went to see Czechia and Bulgaria play 12-13 years ago and we got so high before the game I had a full blown panic attack during the match because of the bright lights, girl I was with puked cause she ate Mcdonalds right before we went in and our buddy actually had to leave because he was freaking out too much.
>>222563960babys when they eat chocolate cake
left unwell then
>>222563981Which country are you on about?
>>222563908fucking roaring
Harry you cunt.
LOL
>harry mong
KAAAAAAAANE
>>222563939so you don't deny the holocaust happened then
90 minute screamer from kane
>>222563950frrrrrr>kane
i think harry kane is cursed
wait ghana to sneak one in as a punishment to england for playing like this
harry lame
kane mate, the goal's on the floor
kane is a stat padding fraud, i am sick of pretending otherwise
bottled
lol mong cunt
>>222563939sup mouldie
spiders web on my ceilingwheres that come from i wonder
>>222563960>>222563939why are these pics on your phone, mouldie
Kane thought he was playing for the Patriots (go Pats) and tried to score a 40 yard field goal
>>222564027spider
>>222564027spider man
>>222563992
right well they just need to score a goal don't they so why don't they do it
rice and saka are having a mong-off
domestic violence will be high tonight
big fan of the zero good crosses made by england today
>>222564044right well
just footballed my bollocks off
testing myself to a 'lysa wank after watching this shit
>>222563992what's wrong with this person
kane? more like cane cause he's old and needs a cane
im a bisexual transgender alien
well that's fucking putrid, hide post
heatherfreak has well and truly fucking cracked
isnt it grim that these blokes are worth hundreds of millions of quid between them, have had god knows how much moneys worth in PTs, training gear etc, and cant even beat a semi-professional team from the poorest continent on earth
scr
don't know what that is
stop posting shit
wonder what the thoughts of people who jumped from the towers on 9/11 were
right well that’s a picture of a bloke sucking an big hard shit-slathered cock then isn’t it
fungal meltdown
>>222564080successful money laundering operation
>>222564080Don't think Ghana have hundreds of millions of quid mate
>>222564065He's gay
>>222564066>>222564083you need therapy.
rice is winning the battle but saka is hot on his heels
kek poo willy
may have to get that modded 4chan and filter the brit flag on /brit/
oh he sporulating
mega fungus meltdown
>>222564098it's more than that I reckon
>>222564094scrcas
omds kane
Come oooooooon Ghana you legends if you win me that £190 I am buying so many fucking drugs and going on a mad one
>>222564080no amount of money can lift curses.
>>222564089can you not cum with a vasectomy
is this what they call a melty
ANY CHANCE OF A FUCKING JANNY TONIGHT?
england have been very lucky with the refball this match
>>222564094explain the fungus mould thing to me
fucking hell that one's vilehow do you even shit THAT MUCH
>>222564080don’t know anything about football but aren’t these african teams pretty good? like their players play in the top leagues in europe
christ sake
>>222564109If you get 4chanx you can just temporarily disable images
hasnae been watchjng but an anywun explain to me how team of england quality hasnae been able to out a goal past fuggin ghana?beggars belief
>>222564146surely their massive knobs weigh them down
>>222564139heatherpaedo started to consume quorn food because of ziedy's neoliberal gimmickquorn is literal mould/fungus
you fucking shit bastards i have you in the sweepstake just fucking score
so this is what human ancestors used to look likewonder what they're doing here in 2026
they really are a bunch of wronguns
why doesnt that asshole have any buttcheeks?absolutely mental
now thats a proper gimmick
>>222564159mate black peoppe are fast don’t you know that? maybe they have small knobs
Surely a lovely big thick knob is sexy on its own, why are they shitting on it, bit like putting ketchup on a steak
What the fuck is happening in this thread?
come on janny do your job
right, that's it. football off. we will regroup and go again
>>222564186that swamp scene from apocalypse now lol
guess it isnt coming home afterall
what a load of shit
>>222564155>>222564174
in gurr lund
What's the star on the ghana shirt for they've never won fuck all that's stolen valour
>shitland
get a bant thread going
Awful dogshit “sport”.
well that was a waste of an evening
dogs
not staying up for panama on saturday after that shite
WE DID IT
right well thanks for that slurper england well done
is he really having a melty and spamming pictures of poo because people keep replying sup mouldie to his nazi gimmick
I will never slurp semen again
well this was shite. back to tennis for me. a real sport.
>>222563885fin upfix
England (1.44) 0-0 (0.33) Ghana
>>222564222yeah i'm sure everyone will post in it this time
>>222564233Think hes actually having a real mental breakdown this time, hope they dont find /brit/ on his phone :/
>>222564233yes
>>222564240wtf even happens when there’s a draw in the wc
he's got his dollies out again
Tilde said it would be 6-0 England :-\
how many roses are getting beaten tonight?
well that was a disaster as our 2nd group game usually is
>>222564258A player from each team is executed
>>222564267We don't beat around the bush here mate
>>222564269what position do you play mate
imagine what they'd think if the menthol elf services examined his laptop
the mighty England!
woke banned goals
they're going to sing Don't Look Back In Anger now
>>222564280cb. thanks for asking x
just no janny available right now then?get the fucking tits posted
are these poo images from his poo folder? next to his phrenology folder
>>222563960my soul when I browse /brit/
thread fucking stinks
Who's laughing now?
>>222564276that’s mad
Sir Pooey Dick
the cats too hot
>>222564293gave me a chuckle
what the hay
where was the intensity? ghana players weren't following kane as he drops deep, players aren't getting into unoccupied attacking space quickly enough
Fucking finally. Give this man a 10% pay rise
It worked fuck
sir janny the poo nuker
>>222564302you're not supposed to post that darylyou know you're not supposed to post that
Fuming, I put all my faith in that witch doctor and he couldn't even pull a single goal out of the bag. Now I'm down a tenner for this worthless draw. Worst match of all time. I'll be betting against England next match and this one better pay off.
play on
>>222564326shut up you weird porn addicted nonce
some of these cocks are lovely its a real shame they belong to demented shit eaters
That fella had poo poo on his pecker.
chudding over the wogball
>>222564341choke on cock faggot
>>222564335show went downhill moment dobby csme in
>>222564360shriek
>>222564342probably pozzed as fuck too
>>222564361uh oh melty
oo ee ooh ah ah ting tang wallah wallah bing bang
>>222564360love these x
virgin freak gamer here, i know nothing about football but why is england so terrble at football? we always get btfo in international games but other euros are doing well
the country just overheatedwould HATE to be in a pub tonight
>>222564360fucking screm
wish i had a missus so i could deck her right nowmight ring my nan and call her a cunt
>>222564391trvst. the. plan.Its coming home.
>soccer game ends in 0-0 tieMany such cases.
mum mum rorke shat on my willy again
The Rottherham Paki is there
are they pooing first or is it just arse sex unchained
BREXITBROKEBRITAIN
>>222564432scre
>>222564391portugal drew to congospain drew to cape verde which is way worse face it timmy it’s africas time to shine
>>222564440actual roar
lesbian vaginas
even weather has become so clickbaitlike reporting 38-40 degrees when like the weather predictions i see are like 34. must be in obscure places or like upper bound of prediction uncertainty or whateverand like theyve defo dun diss beforelike seeing headlines saying snow forecast when the snow is actually liek restricted to a small obscure part of a scottish national park on a mountain (which is bawically a hill coz all british mountains are tiny) or summat
Based Ghanaian witch doctor shutting down the globohomo team
wet bulb temperature just explodes in my underwear
>>222564436It’s what faggots do they shit on each others cocks and are all generally into shit and shit play. There’s a reason God destroyed Sodom and Gomorrah.
>>222564456I'm in love with a lesbian but for some reason she doesn't want to go out with me romantically
>Germany rail network comes to complete halt due to IT malfunction
Are lebsian girls virgins technically could they call themselves virgins
no point trying to sleep in this heat. I'll just stay up
>>222564450it's actually good if these african countries are decent, it may convince these african mercenaries infesting out national teams to play for their own nations if they see they have a chance
>>222564468takes me back to my youth when the weather forecasters never bothered forecasting the weather
>>222564473corr weird arse kittingtonshire
>>222564438
something recalibrated him
tried instally a bidet and air conditioning at the same time and mixed them up
>AI
how sure are you that you'll survive this heatwave?
just got into bed and i'm too hot so thats my night ruined
r/threelions on suicide watch.
>>222564360just had a go doing this it is very amusing
Disgusting homosexuals are into feces and scat. All faggots do it too. Another 1980s style AIDS fag purge is needed. Need Emma Watson to shit in my mouth.
>>222564508Not gonna read that unless it's printed on an agricultural field
>>222564531you can lower your temperature by breathing in a certain way and get it up if you want to
what happens when ai replaces all minimum wage work and we don’t have any work only the poshos with their degrees have work what do we do then???
loool asking an AI chatbot something serious then quickly pasting in something frivolous, cropping off the first part for the screenshot, is so H*CKIN funny!!!
how do some of you runts not even have a fan for fucks sake
>>222564541 95:56 when there’s 6 minutes added time and Guehi passes it back to the keeper. Sums up the game.That guy couldn’t make a forward pass if his life depended on it.
>>222564551
>>222564570They've got no fans! Like Wealdstone Raider.
>>222564563AI will replace the middle class before the working class
>>222564564*humps your leg*
Trying to rent out a room in my house but some people really take the mickey. Bunch of people messaging asking for a viewing without telling me anything about themselves. Even had a jeet try to haggle over the price, then asked if he could share it with a friendWould living with two of them be a bad idea?
>>222564570what am i going to do with a fan
imagine all the battered wives when englel get knocked out
Peaked with the honey roast chicken one. Just been downhill since then
right well that's my pc raising the temperature in my room by about 5 degrees isn't it
>>222564432pscr
>>222564592yeah imagine someone responding to a to rent advert asking for a viewingboggles the mind doesnt it
I wish I was a fan
>>222564592I live in a houseshare with 7 indians and it's alright
i make a post at 7am and get a bunch of (You)s so i try again later in the evening and immediately get called out for reposting. do you nibbas ever leave /brit/?
One guy who used to shag me would call my shit "bum butter" and would insist that I didn't clean myself first so he could rim me clean before shagging me. I hate that I found it so hot
flystein has been pushing his luck this whole day, wait until catberg finally stops being a fat cunt
IT'S CAMIN HOME
*blows on you*
>>222564563Would have to be cleaners, street sweepers, server dusters etc
diss breadberg os so grimmay go back to /cum/
>>222564626give it a rest heathernonce you mutant
>>222564582How about you shut up because you don’t know what you’re talking about
the state of englol
>>222564564shut up you stupid mong
https://youtube.com/shorts/MOB-BW57pc8?is=gIn6HxAGJJrSLyxT
It`s SadaboutEngland .. They Willbeback !!
>>222564652nigga middle class is already on its last legsit's barely existing. it's a K shaped economy
The England team need more wogs that'll fix it
so does that mean my days as a delivery rider are numbered?
>>222564614It's more doing that without anything else. When I've got dozens of people messaging, obviously I'm going to prioritise people that put in effort over "hi sirs i want to see the room tomorrow please">>222564618Are you also indian? Living with 7 other people sounds horrible regardless of where they are from desu
more chatbot screenshots they're so hilarious and entertaining
>>222564652me taking business advice from a man whose company looks like this
#uk #funny #jokes
FIFA needs to intervene and prohibit curses, voodoo and witchcraft.
Made butter chicken for an Indian person and they said it was very good.
>>222564694doesnt matterthey're backed by the chinese state and have infinite money
(Serious post)Are most WAGs BBC lovers?
turgid watch that was lads. gonna get rinsed by all the Germans at work tomorrow
just learned that Chuck Berry recorded himself pissing and farting on women and also getting shat on by women https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1782195852862532.webm
>>222564694is that jdsports
>Poland tells Britain: Pay up for defence or risk global irrelevance
>>222564737here's that new sound you wanted
praying that the mold on my lettuce, tomato, corn and salad dressing are fighting each other in my stomach instead of teaming up and killing me.
>>222564751the nerve of the poles
For fucks sake, what went wrong.
England record their 13th goalless draw in the entire history of the World Cup, extending their all-time record as the nation with the most 0-0s:13 - England9 - Brazil8 - Uruguay7 - Germany7 - Italy7 - Netherlands7 - Spain
>>222564751it's rather sad that UK still sees a shrunken and castrated russia as an equal and a threat
>>222564775king of the slurp
>>222564662scream
can hear people talking outside not really on is it
>>222564694Oh I thought it was jd the clothes shop
>>222564724dont know what you mean
SEX 93: FAT OLD UGLY BASTARDS WON CHADS LOST
in bed, asmr on, bit hotnight ladsx
>>222564737There she is again standing over by the record machine Looking like a model on the cover of a magazineShe’s too cute to be a minute over 17
>>222563926What's AFAB and AMAB?
want to wank but i dont want to get sweatymust be some sort of device that some gooner has invented to get round this conundrum
>>222564666checked and lol
>>222564827assigned female/male at birth
>>222564761roar
>>222563928What did the jewish paedo say to the child?>Are you going to eat ALL that candy?
>>222564829just dont wankaddict
>>222564845doesn't help even slightly
>>222564843thoughts on this chocolate milk in the morning with bougatsa me tiri?
>>222564829phone or controller vibration. hold it against the frenulum.
>>222564838ALL FEMALES ARE BASTARDSGWARN LAAAD I FOUND MY GROUP
>>222564829Get one of those Victorian anti wanking devices
>>222564719n**** its just chicken in butter ofc they garn like it
>>222564869Never had it laddo. I had Carnation, the cowboy. Delicious milk.Lad, I am pulling the trigger. I am going for true love.Also, I am not anti-jewish, the joke was just to entertain and disspell stereotypes.
For whom the bell tolls, time marches on
25 degrees overnight is it? Fuck off
bit hot
>>222564911TAKE A LOOK TO THE SKY JUST BEFORE YOU DIE
england vs panama this saturday, its coming home, nobody stands in the way of the lion.
>>222564914>>222564915due to woke
don't understand how heroin addicts do thisi just tried it and don't have the flexibility to do it
my nans just spontaneously combustedclimate action NOW
>>222564901nah I bloomed the spices and the masala in ghee>>222564906are you on a vpn? Thought you were Greek
>>222564938that's fent not heroin
>>222564938fucking drugs man
>>222564941i men dats literally what i sed
>>222564914sunberg putting in a great shift, we must all praise sunberg
>>222564938You could if you found the time and serenity to meditate on your movement
>>222564938on everything he a geek
got sweaty balls me
>>222564953just let me have the W lad :(
>>222564823night night x
>>222564941I am, I am the greek who knocked the ciggies recently. Just landed BACK TO THE IRELAND, but on data
what's that rorke? bit hot is it yeah? bit sweaty round the bollock area?should've just stopped oil then shouldn't youprick
>>222564977you will never be irish
Ice age soon
a chilly 12°C here
Left the office for 2 minutes and when I came back the room smelled like air freshner.
>>222564986>>222564986>>222564986
>>222564938they literally cannot feel pain, every one of their receptors is blockedi think your brain usually limits your range of motion to stop you damaging your ligaments but i imagine that reflex gets suppressed
right well its too warm isnt it
