In memoriam edish
SEX 94: ANCIENT GOYIM
right well how am i supposed to sleep then
RIP sexy nigga hope you're rocking life in your reincarnated state somewhere in the universe>>222564986
nth for the holodem
>>222565015close your eyes
>>222564986you're such a pathetic freak, why don't you just kill yourself already?
a month today...
>>222564977But are you Greek who lives in Ireland?I think they only sell that milk in the North cause other Greeks also don't know about it. They also don't know bougatsa me tiri, only with krema.How is the no ciggies going?
rorke wishing he was named tiberius
>Teen boy arrested on suspicion of murder after 14-year-old girl reported missing >police urging the public not to speculate on social mediahmmmm
>>222565026no one cums from blowjobsit's strictly foreplay and only became a bigger thing in movies because it an be insinuated without scene switching
>>222565045if he's guilty lock the scum away for life
>>222565065chile...
>>222565045adolesence irl? wowi would of saved her (it's idiomatic)
>>222565065is that what he told you?
>>222565065sounds like a challenge haha x
scored an early bedtime so that's me away to bed
>>222565081to make characters shag on tv you need to switch to a bedroom set and do make up for other body parts potentiallyto make them have oral sex you just need to show 1 of them kneeling
>>222565065bizarre lie
>>222565065rorke...
>>222564986*enters thread**misses*
grim
say what?
'elloI have a few questions about Timmay I go ahead and ask?
>>222565117can't believe harry kane literally got cursed
>>222565124more like burning my hams because i have my arse cheeks out on the sun lounger
>>222565117KWAB
omds
>>222564986she was so prettyWould have married her and we'd be able to be mentally unwell together.
what is your favorite thermostat setting, lads?for me, it is 72
>>222565117we've got our boogeyman game off, we'll batter the lot
>>222565141my heating doesn't come on unless it dips below 16 c
Mumberg & dadberg just gone to bed and bodystein's just told me I need to have a massive, thunderous shite right now on the bog next door while they're trying to drift off to sleep.
>>222565124>>222565136Why do these heatwaves never affect the south and north? It's always us midland chads that suffer?
>>222565124red blob looks like a crocodile head eating cardiff
>33 degrees tomorrowits not right its not fucking RIGHT
>>222564986>>222565037thats the lass i wanked to the other day.
>>222565168reap what you sow, climate changing denying rorke prick
>>222565141Mine does "on" or "off"
>>222565173but i'm a science accepting ecororke prick
That witch doctor is going to make a lot of money now, good for him
>>222565185so you tacitly support the climate change deniers?
>>222565141Wow my desk fan only goes up to 3
>>222565170was it w faps
>>222565141I have to admit that Fahrenheit is superior to Celsius but not having the metric system is a bit tarded imo RESPECTFULLY
my dad is anti vax climate denier christcuck
>>222565211lovely pair of tits she had, a lot of cum tributes going around. I did it for the novelty of it more than anything.
W. Faps was my favourite poet
rorke being jealous of leftypol's big willy and leftypol being jealous of rorke's giant arse
>>222565228Post them
Watching films based in the snow to psychologically cool down my brain
>>222565221based as hell
why didn’t african witch doctors just curse the colonists
must be hot in panama
>>222565037"And I need you now tonightAnd I need you more than everAnd if you only hold me tightWe'll be holding on foreverAnd we'll only be making it right"total eclipse of the heart half chorus loop on her final tiktok with pic related. really makes me think>>222565140afterlife inni>>222565016bless you x
>>222565203what makes you think that?
watching panama in pajamas
drinking a bottle of fucking mulled wine because i have no other booze in and the shops cant sell it after 11pm and i cant sleep
>>222565235bit busy, just search "noidedjester" on desu archive.
>>222565247most countries are hotmakes you think doesn’t it
>>222565228fuck you
that's it. i'm buying an electric vehicle
I'm a climate changer me. Walk in a room and it gets hotter iykwim.
>>222565260all rorkes idolise elon musk
>>222565267mental how well your life is going
>>222565279Bet her farts reek.
>>222565279imagine the size of her after she's been pregnant
>>222565287like saying all leftypols idolise hillary clinton
******
sucking hillary's clit on
>>222565221Would love to have a pint with him
>>222565294it's improving rapidly im getting sleepy
knee hurts for some reason
>>222565274whats so inmoral about my actions?
>>222565312do yourself a favour and ween yourself off the booze starting tomorrow la x
20c at midnight, this is actually insane.
>>222565314same here, my doctor's appointment is a month and a half.
>>222565136I'd say I'm comfy but the computer fan ain't helping
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done my bollocks in on the england match, how the fuck have they not beaten seniggal
hotmight be too hot
>>222565332last 2 years it was 30-33 here, fucking standing outside sweating trying to talk to people
>>222565324had 2 days off the booze there slept like shit both nights and had a harrowing pit of either cancer i never noticed or anxiety in my stomach that kept me tossing and turning til 5am
you rotten bastard
it's coming home
drinking knockoff cola
>>222565332just open a window, 20 celsius is not that bad.
25c at midnight it not right
>>222565255mori did a sad songs karaoke a couple nights ago, and sang "total eclipse of the heart". there should be a rebroadcast next month. were many sad emojis in chat. was watching the footy but locked into to her performance, it was fantastic x
Right, well that’s the shit spammer evading his ban isn’t it.
is that a poo blowjob? a poojob if you were?
>>222565332it gert lush
sucking a panana
I literally waited until midnight to begin GAMING with my GAMES and my laptop is STILL boiling just being fucking IDLE>laptopYes laptop! I played through Sekiro, Elden Ring, Resident Evil 4 Remake and Devil May Cry 5 on this over the years all on highest settings so show some respect!
love r speedhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vrY1THC_NQE
>>222565404would love to put his head in a hydraulic press
>>222565400buy a fan for it x
botnet spam melty award
>>222565400put it on ice
>>222565404he's the princess diana of my generation.
>>222565400Open it up and clear out the dust.
>>222565409shut up twat>>222565425he ended racism, such a lad
right well that's euros installing AC into their homes after this summer innit
>>222565442more of a £20 argos desk fan man myself
>>222565426regularly take out dust and replace the thermal paste. he's just an old boy.........
a serious case of mycosis
>>222565400>gaming laptopOH MY DAYS
Just seen a post most foul
>>222565447Essen meine scheissen mmm jaaa
who is this shit obsessed mong.
posting in a gay poo porn thread
>>222565395where is this
>>222565332You realise there is more landmass nearer to the equator, right?
>>222565477Aspergillus fumigatus: An invasive mold that can cause severe damage.
>>222565380mari's got some leap on her, get her on the end of saka's crosses>>222565404legit rate this world cup song
>>222565477dunno but he's showing us who's boss with his collection of gay poo porn that he has saved on his personal computer
>>222564986want a gf who dresses like this and makes comfy unpretentious dinners like colmans chilli con carne and then we watch EastEnders and have Angel Delight
JANNIEEEEEEES
>>222565287not the case at all
>>222564986rorkes great grandma getting turned into mince by a misguided v1 bomb
kind of get how people develop weird fetishes, I really enjoyed people sitting on me when i was a kid but luckily it didn't connect to the sex parts of my brain.
>>222565499angel delight is vile
>>222565485The Cheadle Basin
>>222565499endearing image
>>222565392replied to himself again award
>>222565499emilia rorke
>>222565529yes, and?
>>222565514my fetish? a girl not judging me for wanting some alone time aha
only been out in 38 degrees wunce. went for a roon.was absolutely fuggin mental. would love to experience it agen tho. fink i would be able to push meself a bit more. was very cautious last time
i hear it's balmy in england
right well that's me spending another day in agony tussling with my debilitating OCD
Had to bring out the damp flannel. Game changer
>>222565499be warned with that drip you might have to tolerate some love island in the mix
>>222565562i am reaping the benefits of living in a dingy basement flat, it is nice and cool
Imagine not having an ISA wtf are you doing
>>222565539amerifren i just realised if nfl has a half time show during the superbowl does that mean they just dont have pundits actually talking about the game?
baby rorke being strangled by his nigerian nursey carer
>>222565569katheem
>>22256556138 degrees in sunderland?
>>222565598Putting it all on bitcoin
>>222565499can tell shes cringing at whatever stylist person forced her to wear that
>>222565611that's not hhlthat's some other /britfeel/ nonce who finds his way over here
>>222565598i have a cash isa because my life could go utterly tits up at any time
mandem wearing puffers in 34c heat
>>222565611im.not hhl pal
sleep in the nude
>>222565614Grim
>>222565629so many black people do dissi genuineoy dont understand>>222565623have you know am stau chly anti-nonce
>>222565602I dunno I don't watch it
>>222565654you're from the nonce nest mate
english men are vile beasts gammons and wokeoids poortherners and soft southern cunts. all the same creed. a uniquely arrogant race of cunts. english women are pigs too. apart from southern women. they are beautiful angels
Konichiwa dude!
He eats naught but bags of QuornPosts pictures of pooey gay pornA mind in such decayDoes he have a carer, who's to say?Moldman
based or cringe?
buying my licence
>>222565709top is england obviously but who's the team on the bottom?
Me? Pissed up and watching YouTubes in bed while necking pringles xhttps://youtu.be/pPLd1c2tZzg?is=kLP_CxlWHE_-5bub
>>222565709cringe because tuchel picked a weird squad missing some of our best playershall, wharton, maguire should be ineze, chalobah, quansah, mainoo, burn, henderson OUT
>>222565709can see why beckham got so famous after the time of the top image, what a bunch of munters
>>222565734did you get bullied out of /britfeel/ again?
>>222565734fuck off back to /britfeel/ and choke on a pringle you longnecked twat
is it better to have the window open at night when it's hot or should i keep them closed
>>222565709>team picked by english terry venables>team picked by german tommy tuchel
>>222565734what flavour
hi
>>222565802poo
>>222565785ill never have my messages ignored by her
>>222565709>starring at this picture in 2026
>>222565735eze is clutch and maino has ball retention skills to beat the press and progress the ball. they're worthy additions to the squad. I didn't watch quansa. agree with hendo and burn
oh yeah and gibbs white could have got in if he wanted another 10
>>222565817holy shitwhich one is more recent?
>>222565802hi
>>222565808>>222565845hi
i was lost between borders norwegian citizen born in norway, stuck in india, surviving, being a tourist guide, smoking on the fucking roads
is buddhism nonsense
>>222565878buddhists would say no
>>222565785lovely fancy dress.
>>222565869crazy that lad is in this situation, why did his parents leave him there?
>>222565869fake video
smoking opium in turban and smoking jacket
>>222565869in all that time he couldnt contact the embassy? doesnt sound like a true story.
Pierce Morgan is so hateble it's not even funny...
Went to the pub and on the way home i met a homeless woman and invited her back to mine. We almost fucked but when she went to the bathroom to "freshen" up, I suddenly hanged my mind and told her to leaveNot right in the head am I
>>222565930Did that in the Philippines a few years ago, probably have a lil mutt running around manila right now
>>222565941Was she fit or were you just plastered
>>222565930can’t imagine wanting to have sex this bad
>>222565941dont you feel shame and angst knowing your blood kin is living a life of missery and fear?I could never donate my sperm, knowing that could happen.
feeling dry
>>222565959She looked alright>>222565967No?
>>222565963I haven't had sex since january and I was drunk so not thinking straight
>>222565930how old was she
>>222566035mid 40s
>>222566048have some self respect man jesus
>>222565629Man's not hot
>>222566056I like older women.
Reports coming in now that Employed Woman is in fact in bed and sleeping snug as a bug in a rug
all women are evil whores
>>222566060but homeless, and presumably a grim druggie?
>>222566069i've just recieved an update that he's still a ugly spiteful man with a cock and bollocks
ANDY BURNHAMNDYBURNHAM
>>222566082Your information is wrong and you're a joke to the profession
my fan is too powerful and it's making me cold
>>222566089well my source is very trustworthy
>>222566093Come here sugar let me warm you up a little x
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pwYaT3H-ffs Keir Starmer - Don't Look Back in Anger (Official Music Video)
Nice and cool out now
>>222566120Went for an incel walk and got into a standoff with a lass who was walking back through the park. At the last second she shone the light in my ugly incel face the fucking bitch I swear I'll hang all women I see when the incel revolution comes
>>222566102oh ok x
for fucks sake task manager wont open. it says not responding then it closes.
>>222566133Works for me x
Any good careers out there?
>>222566138no
Odds I get up for a bit Evens I try and go back to sleep
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NNBuN7DwJwMThe banjo is a lovely instrument.
>>222566138all 14 open jobs worldwide have been filled as of last week sorry
Conducting MKUltra experiments with LSD and Eminem on my only children in order to turn them into the greatest rappers known to mankind
Holy shit Croatia actually did something.
>>222566184Reminder to not read to you kids because it gives them an unfair advantage.
>>222566184
>>222565785>>222565037>>222564986Dixieland would have saved her
too tired to post
Sucking cock but not in a gay way
>>222566234done this myself
>>222565737they literally just look like regular working class people
you always liked poo /brit/, now you can be a part of poo history*shoots you with a frozen poo bullet*
I was born in the soul of miseryAnd I never had me a nameThey just give me a number when I was young
im not a big fan of coldplay would i really like to see them live, they apparently have great live shows
slodoban milosevic in 1995>>222566192
today is the day i sort out my tabsi'm going to do it for real this time
>>222566259His rare mellow moments when he isn't doing the middle finger and insulting Christianity x
>>222566275lol
Explaining to my therapist why 2000 pictures of cartoon frogs on my hard drive is a normal social milestone
Where is Employed Man
Wish the nucountry trend didnt exist so i could have the countryboy LARP to myself
>>222566295I displayed some pepes and apus in a place with a lot of people one time - can't say were or why but it was cool.
these woke sissies are turning the frogs gay, its a bloody outrage i tell you.
>>222566316Bet you felt like the king of the castle
>>222566308His name is Tilde
>>222566273well i think theyre crap, what do you have to say about that?
>>222566316i used to talk to a mong who drew soyjaks irl because it relaxed him, her mom found them and put them in a display in the living room.
i'm a woke warrior
>>222566325I felt sneaky and transgressive
Quite nice and comfortable. Perfect sleeping conditions
>>222566346scream
doing a rorkewank
>>222566366you should not post this.
splashing cold water all over my face and belly and letting it evaporate to cool off
Snogging men because I'm closeted leftypol
>>222566346what's a mong? >her mom found them and put them in a display in the living room.to shame or because they looked cool?
deleted that quicker than he deleted all of the gay poo porn earlier didn't heno place for either on this lovely general but still
>>222566394because they looked cool.no idea what a mong is, everyone here says it and i want to feel like i belong.
>>222566399the ponyposters delete it themselves
Mong = mongoloid = retard
>>222566411of course...i've been fooled.....
>>222566411I've seen ponies stay up for 20 minutes
>>222566213ket > fent albeit
>>222566323hop on ethnoguessr britishers
>>222566426you've never done either because you're a sheltered manchild with zero friends
>>222566425obviously if its a mobile IP they dont mind getting banned they wont bother
>>222566456nah it's cause I got close family members who's mental got fucked after taking shit
Eating spicy food while its hot outside Becoming latinx more and more each passing day New Mexico, it calls out
>>222566405>because they looked cool.oooh that's sweet>no idea what a mong is, everyone here says it and i want to feel like i belong.lel, you're alright lad>>222566465Incredible, I want to slap them around
>>222566426Looking through her xitter, she had a very masculine voice and way of speaking, very tomboyish.Weird lass.
>>222566470oh poor you!
dont like spicy food just doesn't taste good
Bulgarians are latino when you think about it
>>222566494we do use a lot of cumin in our cooking
>>222566494disagree
wait so this is an actual argie and bulgar and not vpn larperswhy would you guys want to post in /brit/
im actually raging noww i've found out this is a real argentinian wanking to katie and using our words incorrectly.
>>222566536/brit/ is world famous
>>222566493i dont mind a fair amount of spiciness, but i always can't help feeling it could have been made without the heat and still taste the same (and eating it would have been more enjoyable if so)
>>222566536>>222566555being quite honest i forgot how i ended up here, i was a /fr/ poster for a while, then i suppose the world cup games brought me here and i stayed for the chitchat.
>>222566493patriot
might adopt a new persona
im an evil incel vampire
>>222566536Yeah bro, I've said it many times. I post here cause I like a nice steak pie and some beef dripping chippies.
lying in bed in a gay way
>>222566591do you live in sofia bulgarbro?
>>222566488https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1782262113473846.mp4she puts on a yank accent towards the end but that's a standard west yorkshire accent
>>222566598she killed herself hahahahahahahaha
>>222566606:/
>>222566606haha
>>222566596here i come
poo
>>222566536Bulgar is realArgie is larping, seen him post the same images under aussie flag
https://ethnoguessr.online/duel.php?code=EGF78Cjoin the ethnoguessr game x
>>222566606
>>222566598beautiful english rose, too good for this world.
>>222566584>>222566586Ktim!!!!
mosquitoberg buzzing around in the dark but CANNOT be found (to be squashed), doing my fucking head in and cannot possibly sleep through the noise
>>222566642>>222566642>>222566642
>>222566647dogshit jf new
>>2225666479 posts too earlybeware of janny
>>222566647janny, kill this man at once
bump bump
>Panama
>>222566649>>222566653>>222566666Leave him alone
bump bump bump
>>222565404better than the new shakira one to be fair
bumping for harry england and st george
charlie charlie kirky
>>222566666cchecked
