Moira edish
@grok hello
Swansea is the single most important city in British historyLondon is the single worst city in British history
rec me a film for a warm day
https://files.catbox.moe/kh7gr2.mp4
>>222573051Much Ado About Nothing (Kenneth Branaugh version)
one time at uni one of the girls next door was sunbathing in her bikini in their back garden and we were all looking at her out of the bathroom window (we were 4 virgin lads)
Might ask ChatGPT to tell me about how great Hull's history is so I feel good about living here. Nah that'd be sad as fuck
McAfee
Waterloo Station, Waterloo, 1959 and 2026
>>222573039Try phrasing the question as "which city is the single most important city in British history?" in a fresh chat just to completely batter these runts. That would be the finishing move. A total knockout.
>>222573051Sexy Beast
>>222573051
rorke?baby wake up its 2007
uh oh fungus melty commencing
women who are 500 feet tall
>>222573011fit as
>>222573081when did british sovl end
Interesting isn’t it, to be the little guy for a change x
*hides post*
>>222573114it's centred on us because we invented time
there’s a gay porn poo-job that’s still up, jannylad
>>222573114its not actually that arbitrary, its the only rectangular map that has the north pole at the top and the sides not cutting any continent off. simply the natural arrangement of things
please keep posing /brit/ is my life
gucci flip flops fuck it hit your bitch in my socks
>>222573114if the world were ruled by Aoteoroa.....vgh......
>>222573154ok, here’s two of my horses running about
right well
Sir Cordy Hairline Mogged I
Gf keeps buying my cakes and bringing them home while she’s at work. It’s very sweet but I’m worried I’m getting fat and I feel like it will make her sad if I ask her to stop because she thinks I really enjoy it
11am. wine time
>>222573102Would you care to explain your submission?
Bootyhole explosion
My favourite youtube content creators look like shit in their recent videos because the heat wave. They need aircon.
>>222573162beautiful
>>222573143Want to go back in time and kill the guy who invented time before he invents it but then I'd be stuck forever in the 19th century or whenever without any /brit/
just cut rorke in two with a zweihander
>>222573150 convenient that isn’t it
>>222573173Is it worth having a slightly difficult conversation or getting fat out of awkwardness?
Got the Kenneth Clark's Civilisation on
now i know what oppressive heat meanswhat a shit week
>>222573190yeah god made it that way cos we're his favourite
>>222573162ever shag them up the arse?
Welshlad going into his copper mine and aggressively pickaxing the wall to burn off the frustration about being called English
>>222573200Not too sure x Being fat could be fun, I could slap my big belly and rest my hands on it when I’m ’laxing on the sofa
Would quite like to cross the Bering strait and watch myself go off one side of the map and come on the opposite side like Pacman
going to swipe on the apps now while having a poo
>>222573170
remember mr. hands? that was nuts
Wish Britain, America, Australia, Canada and New Zealand all saw each other as the brothers we are
Bit annoyed, saw on reddit that counterintuitively the best place to direct a fan is straight at an open window because it produces a low pressure zone and sucks the heat out the window. It actually works. It's not cool but it's better and more consistent than when I had the fan just blowing at me
>>222573223all up in his guts
mad how they didn't even have fridges until like 100 years ago. what was those niggas eating
>>222573223mousey's fated end
>>222573217its not as fun as you think. you get all hot and sweaty much quicker and generally feel tired and slightly ill all the time
>>222573231Sure, but not America. Annexed by Israel
>>222573223heard that he turned gay because he lost the ability to get erections due to an accident but had to turn to more and more extreme arse play to get prostate stimulation
>>222573217Judging from my clinically obese brother who was sleeping 22 hours a day out in France last week because he couldn't handle the heat it probably isn't that fun.
'besed up from the crease up
>>222573262I’m not in France tho :cup of tea emoji:
>>222573240Richlads used to get big blocks of ice delivered and keep them in a specially designed cold basement area bpretty effective but no good for your average worker family
the doctor says i am morbidly a beast
>>222573223>As zoophilia was legal in Washington state at the time, Tait was instead convicted of trespassing and was sentenced to a one-year suspended sentence.>As zoophilia was legal in Washington state at the time
>>222573274Can't argue with that logic. Enjoy your chubberry
>>222573217it's not fun well the belly slapping is fun but other than that it's not much fun
Got a vacuum walled bottle. >Cold water from the brita filter>Fresh lemon juice >Smash some ice in thereA delightful concoction. Wish it was a beer but you can't have it all.
galloping towards rorke on all fours like a rabid wolf
wish i was back on holiday in Greece :(
mad how mounjaro is japan's version of loons
grotty
>>222573326
>>222573326you just know it smell crazy in there
>>222573326arguably safe for work, this
>>222573326since there are no genitals and those are man nipples this is technically SFW
Never been on holiday me. Don’t see the point, have more fun putting my shoes on and walking down the road and getting into local adventures than I’d ever have on a plane experiencing foreign muck
how does it piss?
wearing his excellent glassi
>>222573369hypebeast
you're literally just spamming an old man in a home doing nothing at this pintget a grip
>>222573368it pisses on our brave veterans by existing
>>222573358ever been to the fjords of new zealand
how do I dispose of a dildo that I stupidly bought but never used. I don’t want to put it in the bin incase the bin man somehow sees it when they take the bins
>>222573387He's only 48
>>222573397pop it on facebook marketplace
>>222573408Be serious nigga
>>222573411fat cunt
>>222573397Two words: Facebook Marketplace
>>222573397put it in the freezer and use it as an ice cube for your drinks
>>222573397Put it in next doors bin
>>222573083>in a fresh chatFresh chats are dumb ais that go purely from training data. You need to feed it facts that its training data does not include. It will likely say London is the most important city by default because it's the dumb obvious answer but if you just make some basic reference to Barings Brothers and a few other things it starts to realise it was wrong in the big picture
>>222573408Beat me to it you cunt
>>222573336but japs are already skinny
>>222573433back when grafting meant something
>>222573394no, I’d like to but I hear there is a lot of tourists there and I’d catch a body lowkey if they test me
>>222573411Large lad
>>222573397dispose of it up yer bum
well done labour voters
Rorke releasing a video on YouTube called 'Why Silent Hill 2 is Scarier Than You Thought' and it's about circumcision trauma
>>222573445rorke's BP sensor going crazy
>>222573114mad seeing the pacific ocean in full glory like that
right i'm gonna start cookingyou can't stop me
>>222573449And they don't litter. Mad how you can track modern Americans the way native Americans used to track buffalo
Looks like it's gonna be another day of drinking beer in the garden. Got a sunburn on me neck yesterday. Part and parcel of summer I suppose. Having a rustlers breakfast bap for brekkie nows.
For every vote Burnham received last week, 66 BorisWave migrants are set to be given the indefinite right to live in Britain, claim welfare, and bring over family members.
this didn't go down well on /v/
>>222573468yeah why should people earn and keep their money that’s fascism actually
>>222573468a: hoorayb: booooochoose whichever response is correct
Kiwis don’t litter either, we are the Japan of the west. <3
>>222573445I've got something she can clasp
>>222573488Under pressure from who?
>>222573379Hey smoothskin
>>222573477>>222573114
>>222573527Sexy
It's grim how unaffordable PC gaming is becomingNeed AI and crypto to die
>>222573488>>222573510>Among the opponents are Angela Rayner, the former deputy prime minister, who said in March that it would be “un-British” to apply the changes retrospectively.The labour back bench and even some of the front benchRemarkable how the only time these people are sure of what it means to be British is when they're using it to fuck us up the arse
>>222573527This reflects the true nature of the world too
>>222573540How about you grow up and stop playing your with your little goytoys
>>222573527Ah the ice wall at the edge of the world. One day.
I’m voting Māori party, unironicallly
day 1 of voice training in the bag
heavenmust be missing an angle
>angle
maps have gone woke
>Avenida del Libertador has reversible lanes that change direction by time of day to regulate traffic, not standard two-way streets. what
>>222573575
>>222573527There are no flight routes from Argentina to South Africa across the South Atlantic. All routes go through Europe. Starts to make sense when this is the real map
>>222573551How about you grow up and stop posting on 4chan?
>>222573575acute one
>>222573591i remember this from an episode of the west wing
>>222573468Not sure why you'd have cash in an s&s ISA though, surely it's meant to be invested in shares? Is this to try and prevent people from transferring into cash when the markets crashing?
Would absolutely HATE to be on a comedown in this heat. Feel bad for all the people who got on the packet for the game last night and even more glad I don't touch it anymore.
>>222573551>posted on 4chan
>>222573162Cuute
trapped in a gay porn
>>222573605is this even possible for us?
>>222573621Are people actually getting on the bag on a Tuesday? Imagine getting coked up for that performance
>>222573605This website is a millennial retirement home now. Might be pathetic, but Zoomers hanging around here is tragic. Please go outside and enjoy your youth
>>222573621who the fuck is having weekday benders?
relative once pronounced it east angular and I said 'folk must be edgy round there' and she just gave me the fluoride stare
>>222573369Tim on decks
>>222573596Sounds mental but might make sense actually, if everyone is using it to go in one direction in the morning and the opposite direction in the evening. Saves building loads more lanes that only get used half the day.
>>222573621feel worse for them having had to endure 90 mins of dogshit for a 0-0 draw against Ghana
>>222573397Put it in a public bin
>>222573635Deano proper screaming at the big telly lol
>>222573635Kek that would be hilarious. All hyped up on coke with absolutely no release, just the world's most boring game. Remember having a piss in a pub when England lost to Iceland, like during the goal that cost them the game and a coked up deano punched the wall so hard he went through the plaster. Got out of there sharpish as I am a mere runt and did not want his ire to deflect onto me
>>222573445Piffffff
harry kane has passed away
>>222573468why would you keep cash in an s&s isa?
>>222573670Some wives wearing their big sunglasses and long sleeves today
>>222573662AT Field from evangelion except it's emitted by UK soft power
me
>>222573662What’s the numbers mean
i used to put my piss bottles in bin bags without emptying them and leave them for the bin men to deal with
robin cooling down in bird bath x
>winters are nowhere near a cold as they once were>every summer, record temperatures are recorded and the heat is unthinkable for previous generationsif only humanity had listened to the scientists lol
>>222573601might be because there's no planes that are certified to go that long over the water
starting to realise a lot of posts across social media and 4chan are just people reposting AI responses they've input. I don't know why or what compels people to do this but its everywhere now
>>222573619>>222573694because of the changes the government made to cash ISAs
>>222573705how many hours each place is from civilisation and good moral values
>>222573725Yeah but theres planes that can fly twice the distance from LA to Australia over the Pacific.
>>222573740If you came to New Zealand I’d show you things you didn’t even know were possible
>>222573738some people literally are npcs I'm afraid
All geology was once biology
>>222573635You'll be surprised lad. Some people live for the sesh.
>>222573722Perfect for a cat to camp under those leaves and grab birds.
>>222573722love it
>>222573739Why would you store your wealth in a cash ISA?
what a pointless delivery estimate
Yes, people can repost AI-generated responses, but doing so without significant editing or proper attribution can lead to issues like detection by AI checkers and potential academic or professional penalties. It's important to ensure that the content is transformed and credited appropriately to avoid misrepresentation.
not too fond of this whole existence lark
>>222573747because there's land somewhere but it's not the reason anyway because there's direct flights from brazil to south africa
might stick my balls in the air fryer
>>222573722It lovely x
>>222573770to avoid paying tax
at toil, the fefe is being sucked
>>222573756*picks up an iridium meteorite*
r/HENRYUK are NOT happy. They are NOT happy. Craaaazy.
>>222573801There are direct flights from the US to Australia across the whole pacific. But all flights from South America to South Africa need to go up to Europe then down, on the current globehead approved map that doesnt make any sense. But on the map that was posted, it starts to make more sense.
I get AI to write any emails that need to be more than a paragraph. Just easier innit
I started using 4chan in 2011 or 2012, when I was 15 or 16first thing I remember was the Crescent Fresh April fools banner. second thing I remember is Chris Dorner
>>222573823niggas called Henry
>>222573844I remember that. Can't corner the Dorner lol
>>222573819Alri Martin Lewis
any tedious little ponce of a man in?
>>222573601yeah there aredunno why you'd post something so obviously false. did you just read it somewhere else?
got to do MOT next month. always a fun experience :))))
just put yourself out there bro
i remember when moot said the captchas were only temporary
>>222573844I started posted on 4chan in 2009 and moot released an extension to web browsers on april fools day that allowed you to link your posts to your facebook profile, every time you posted, your facebook wall would repost it for everyone to see.
>>222573880never underestimate how retarded some people are
>>222573676>Got out of there sharpish as I am a mere runt and did not want his ire to deflect onto melol I went to boxing at York Hall once because a friend's friend was having a match therre. I left after the fight as that crowd was mental. Next day I got a phone call saying it all kicked off after I left. That crowd was looking to fight from the start of the night and it just got worse the longer it went on.
sometimes i get so hungry that i don't want to eat. just a glimpse into my twisted world
>doing drugsgrow up you foolish little boy
>>222573902I remember that one, kino
>>222573877Oh yeah that's me
>>222573888still got another 8 months until my next one thank godI think when the current car goes I will just get a bicycle. It will be hard to manage food shopping and also getting to work in the winter will be grim but I will finally be free of the vehicular jew and all its associated worries
>doing thingsgrow up you foolish little boy
>>222573880You know Brazil isn't Argentina yeah?
>>222573880Packed that runt in a suitcase and booted him to Argentina
>>222573891Fucking chad holy shit
I started posting on 4chan during covid when I should’ve been doing my gcses
>>222573831
>>222573955scre
>>222573947If you can't think of things to do besides drugs you're genuinely going to live a miserable and torturous life. *pokes you on the chest* its not big, its not smart. Think on.
I started using yahoo answers in 2011
Word to the wise, remembah 9/11.
today is my 18th birthday and this is my first 4chan post
When you're on a flight that's supposed to take 8 hours and they turn the simulator on 3 hours in lmfao. How stupid do they think we are?
>>222573941>hard to manage food shoppingYou can get everything delivered now
>>222573960>>222573948
New GTA is going to be a slurper isn't it
>>222573909Think it's an important sense that some people lack to be able to detect a bad atmosphere. Really don't want to get punched for existing in the wrong place. Used to detect fights outside chicken shops when I was out and about a lot and would stand well back on the other side of the road and watch the chaos unfold.
>>222573880That famous Argentinan city of Sao Paulo yeah?
>>222573985>all flights from South America to South Africa need to go up to Europe
We at /brit/ are all cooling off in our felt, polyester and acrylic clothing
>>222573932Listen to your heart >>222573971Ow my chest
not even toddlers would find the same joke funny repeated as many times as you mongs repeat the "posted it but smaller" gimmick
>>222574001>all flights from South America to South Africa need to go up to Europe
>>222574001replied to the same post twice award
>>222574010this post didn't need an image attached, you're baiting for a thumbnail post
>>222574010They probably think people are laughing at it. Clueless gimps
>>222574015different person mongoYou know more than one person can reply to your post yeah?
Flightpath mong getting his shit pushed in lmao
EFF my fricking life
>>222574011>There are no flight routes from Argentina to South Africa a>Yeah there are>posts BrazilYou're a mongy little retard mate
Why is this allowed?
Had a horrible nightmare that you lads doxxed me and kept posting photos of my house
>>222574026uh oh melty
>globie had to move the goalposts to Brazil
>>222574038because they control the world
Come on lads we all need a laugh. Get the chatbot conversations posted they didn't get boring a month after ChatGPT went public
>>222574034have you tried installing it via europe vpn?
i hate women
>>222574046What do u mean
>>222574006wait a minute
>>222574022>a thumbnail postFucks sake you even have a name for it. Imagine having to explain that to another human being.
she comes to visit me every morning :)
>>222574040thats you done
>>222574034
>>222574038Should’ve stuck with starmdog
>>222574056Mong
>>222574035what difference does <1000km make?
>>222574061BRIGHT EYESBURNING LIKE FIRE
>>222574035Better to just take the L at this point mate
>>222574061um x
mong took a photo of his pc screen. fucking hell
>>222574073ask the globies that drew the flightpaths?
>>222574067I have a refurbished Asus Rog STRIX G512LI Core i5-10300H 8GB 512GB GTX 1650 Ti 15.6 Inch Windows 10 Gaming Laptop it cost me £610
when they ban an image hash they should just ban similar hashes to make sure people can't change 1 pixel
>>222574068my answer at christmas supper when asked about the holocaust
>>222574085why cant you answer?
>>222574083kek
>>222573891i thought they asked for instagram now, maybe he is an unc
riiight so the entire country of Argentina cannot directly fly to another continent without going through Europe. Doesn't really make any sense does it
Guy I went to secondary school is trying to organise a reunion for our form because we started at school 25 years ago. He's messaged a mate I keep in touch with who asked me if I wanted to go and I realised I can't imagine anything worse. I wasn't even bullied by any of them I just really couldn't give less of a shit about what they're up to.
>>222574045people posting their chatgpt "conversations" are like people who always tell you about what they dreamt about the night before, they never realise it's really only interesting to them
Starmer having an amazing PMQs
>>222574107type of thing you would go to and enjoy if you weren't a freak
>>222574117private military qompany
>>222574107id rather shove broken glass down my dick that meet the people i went to school with
I wanted to play subnautica but apparently it’s got scary jump scares
>>222574106they can go via brazil if they're woke enough. maybe not enough people want to go direct for it to be worth it
>>222574111You lack imagination. I love hearing about people’s dreams, it’s a window into their unrepressed psyches
best day of keir's life
>I can't judge things of that enormity
>>222574072>so i do this thing where someone posts an image on an imageboard and i save the thumbnail and post that hahaha it really annoys everyone but that's me im mental
>>222574107some of you deserve your misery ngl
>>222573039Yes, London is a parasite on Britain.
ever die in a dream?
>>222574106There's not a market for direct routes
>>222574129some people find it extremely dread inducing some people dont find it scary at all. i was the former
>>222574152It doesn’t annoy everyone. It’s pretty harmless really isn’t it
>>222574160and then you woke up
>>222574153bit rude
>>222573081there's something about these old buildings with the complete look that screams kinothere's something about these old buildings with modern tech that just screams absolutely abhorrent shithole
>>222574166>>222574172SCREAM
12pmhe's here, like clockwork
sweating like tim byrne when he hears mrs olungbwela stomping up the corridor
>>222574138i had a dream i was in africa and kept falling on logs as i tried to cross a stream filled with them. what does it mean?
No direct flights between Shetland and Hawaii. Really makes you think
Might move to one of those empty US states like Wyoming or Montana. Why are they so empty?
>>222574171What's the point of doing it if not to annoy people? You can't possibly think anyone is laughing at it after it's been done a thousand times.
no direct flights from siberia to nigeria has to be a conspiracy
>>222574138i do find it fascinating and have been into the whole dream journaling/lucid dreaming side of things in the past but the profundity of a person's own dreams is almost imposible to properly explain to other people a lot of the time it's just "yo i had a dream last night where me and my brother were at mcdonalds but it changed into a bunnings and then stevie wonder showed up and slapped him"
>>222574217>>222574217>>222574217
He genuinely wakes up at 12pm and starts posting for 12 hours straight.
>>222574186>gud moooaning missa timmy! havea yuh go poopy ina nappy tonight?
no direct flights from me to your mums house. it's all fully booked
just discovered you can't fly between san marino and tongawhat are the elites hiding?
>>222574216I’d find it charming if someone shared a dream with me, it shows trust. You just wanted to sound cool by saying it’s uninteresting
>>222574232they booked up all the flights importing tonganese men to the san marino interracial breeding grounds
>>222574246missing my point a bit lad
she see me with the stars now she wanna know me now
>>222574150my penis?
>>222573700Scr
