DANCING IN THE SUN edishTHROWING IN A FUCKING 'LOVELY' sub-edish
ran out of pickled onions and only got cocktail gherkins which will not satisfy my current desire for pickled foods
should i release the sex 100?
pinkpanthress
>>222585653nobuild hype
non cp (canspaedo) new:>>222585651>>222585651>>222585651
>>222585636your cocktail gherkin doesnt satisfy any desires
Remember according to Trump, Farage, Kemi, etc climate change isn't real Apparently this is totally normal British weather and won't lead to more migration and we should open 1000 new oil rigs to help the billionaires and make temperatures go up another 10c on average over the next 50 years o algo
if you werent such a slow retard cansnonce wouldn't have won the draw
>>222585625met an irish guy the other day said he was 28 the zoomers were shocked they thought he looked 19he definitely looked late 20s so did the zoomers
>>222585636i like those little sweet gherkins at christmas
wrong thread>>222585651>>222585651
Right janny gave me a warning for saying I love Jews but oppose ZionismWhat did he mean by that? Is it a crime to like Jews?
sir thread splitter
>>2225857329 posts and I see 4 there must be some absolute dogshit from my filter list in there
First thread posted wins unfortunately
ok then that's been decided
Imaine not haviing a gardeb
>>222585651
Get 'er Janny
why is canslad hated?
>>222585725Im 33 and I look early 40s and early 20s at the same time insidious inhuman freak that I am
Broski is having a meltie that this thread was posted first
raped by the janny youre getting raped by the jannyraped by the jaaaaaany you're getting raped by the jaaaany
>>222585724he literally waits all thread until the bump limit is reached and posts it immediatelysorry that the rest of us don't take it as seriously as he does
>>22258580045 year old paedo alcoholic failure freak
>>222585803i don’t hate him but his gimmick has really long since run its course and he comes across as having special needs
>>222585803he's a particularly annoying and dislikeable figment of spaki's imagination
there he goes posting children again
Farage says we should have 50c British summers and invite over all the Indians fleeing 60c conditions in their homeland
admin abuse
no sex 100 until theres sex edition
>>222585834mindraped
>>222585725i've got grey hair at my temples so everyone knows im old
>>222585803Realistically? It's the cans gimmickI posted about the cans, /brit/ started calling me Canslad and spaino got rattled and started inventing new personas about meFor example. this charming retard:>>222585828
i'd rape all the biomasseach and everyeach... and every...
>>222585464Why do brits constantly move to Nova Scotia and then spend all their time whining about how our "fish and chippies" aren't exactly the same as they are in whatever manchestrian shithole they came from?
>>222585803extremely boring and attention seekingdon't think he has made a single memorable post which you can't say for literally any other schizo/personality
rate the filters lads type:comment;/CUTE GIRLS/;flag:NOtype:comment;/cans/;flag:IEtype:comment;/British twink/;flag:UStype:comment;/British boy/;flag:UStype:comment;/twink boy/;flag:UStype:comment;/twinks butt/;flag:UStype:comment;/twink butt/;flag:UStype:comment;/hm/;boards:int
need her to strangle my snake if you know what i mean heheheh
>>22258572528 is a zoomer
Getting the pasta delivery in
>>222585424>>222585425We can reduce and perhaps reverse global warming without killing billions of people. What we should do is reduce our greenhouse gas emissions.>>222585607>mad how this is 100% chinas faultThe average American is responsible for more greenhouse gas emissions than the average Chinese person, so I think Americans deserve more blame than the Chinese do. In any case, the world should try to tackle the problem together.
>>222585873well that's gaypredatoryank obliterated
>>222585866maybe you should ask them
Tartan army flying over to X to blog about how disgusting England fans are for posting >>222585815
But of a headache coming on... Ibuprofen, I choose YOU
>>222585906mentioned scotland unprompted award
Farage says climate change is a hoax
>>222585906
>>222585873>type:comment;/cans/;flag:IEShall be adding this post-haste
>>222585859you wish you were a charming retard. you're just a retard. a retard paedo pushing 50.
today i have eaten;tesco meal deal (chicken club, egg pot, powerade)9 peanuts mum's spagbolim now arse blasting high pressure diarrhea into the bowl. what item should i blame it on
>>22258593467 actually
>>222585945egg pot obvs
>>222585916>>222585926Tartan army flying in to defend their honour like Thor's hammer at the first sign of banter
heard england and scotland fans are fighting in the streets of america
woah we're halfway there WOOAH
Just had a chat with the 60 year old neighbour whose sitting in her back garden with some wine. The aforementioned surprisingly peng one in the floral dress. Decided to just outright ask if I could sit with her and have a chat cause she looked lonely (said it in a playful jokey way) and she said yes lol wtfOn my way to her front door now wtf lol
>>222585894why would i care about what individual people are doing when the chinese factories are the problem?
>>222585803dodgy man who fantasises about shitting on his Latvian woman colleague and spent 12k Euro on a PC to generate AI deepfake porn
>>222585894Palau has the highest per capita CO2 emissions globally, reaching over 62 tons per person annually. Following closely are major oil-producing nations like Qatar (approx. 43 tons) and Kuwait (approx. 25 tons). Among large developed economies, the United States leads with over 13 tons per capita.Therefore I'm blaming fucking palau
>>222585945mom spaghetti
Farage and Lowe - agents of Israel
Tartan army shucking and jiving to impress fat yanks in Boston
Diego casually strolling about Hampstead heath in his straw boater hat
>>222585972yeah there's an englishman beating off a scott outside my window
>>222585625who the fuck collects pictures of Absolut vodka bottles on their wall
>>222586003you can make AI porn on really reasonable hardware though. why would he spend that much?
>>222585923Maybe it is. They censor the "deniers" however they can like with Covid, and we all know how that turned out. Mad how the people warning us once again that this time it's really 10 years away all take private jets to their climate conferences and some even own beachfront property in places they said would be underwater by now.
>>222586012what
>>222586030it's all made up
>>222586012think she did that herself
"67 actually" these sickening words were the last words sent to the 13 year old victim by the 48 year old irish paedophile who went by the username 'Canslad'. He used slang and internet memes in order to groom his victims.
>>222585986Good lad. Hope you have fun.
rorke getting the boiled egg pot with his meal deal
>>222586035You'll never actually research the science though will you, just sit there with your little 'suspicions'. Prime Reform mug material you are.
>>222585986bizarre lie
>>222585986her arse. shag it
British man can join the IDF, blow a Palestinian baby's head clean off, rape some prisoners, then come back and the government simply doesn't give a shit and won't investigate him or keep tabs on him
>>222586030I bought it technically for video shiteAI porn is a pipe dreamAnd the top end macbook with half a terrabyte of ram was 12k so bought it till the next ultra is out since ram was getting expensiveCoudl sell it for like 28k now if I wanted but keeping it in stead
>>222586035maybe rich people are just hypocrites
>>222586095what do you want the british government to do?
surely they'll just build climate controlled domes like they would plan to do on the moon or mars if necessasryi mean WE would all die but thats not the end of the world
>>222586100>>222586100these niggas really do be talking like the nazis huh
too much money in sports now
>>222585986How old are you?
>>222586069>the scienceAh yes the magical science that's never wrong except when it is and then it changes again to whatever theory can be used to make the trillionaires funding it more money. "The Science." Leave it on Reddit, I can think for myself and I know a scam when I see one.
>>222586126I think he's just pulling your leg mate and you shouldn't get roped into it
half a TB of RAM
bro just cross posted from /isr/
>>222586095didnt starmer literally say genocide is okay as long as jews are doing it?
An Englishman can walk down the street, go into the off-licence, grab a can of cider from the fridge, pay bossman (no receipt thanks) and head to the park. We call that "an Englishman's summer day".
>>222586141you trust the science when it suits you
>>222585625The missus is on one again
>>222586141No, I just mean the literal actual science behind it. You won't ever research it. You can do this smug little game but you can't even properly object to something you don't even understand.
>>222586126its a tiktok song unc fr get yo old ass over to bebo old ass nigga squintin over his spectacles
right so how do people who live in hot countries sleep then?
>>222586147512gbOr to put it more easily understood: that's a lot
>>222585986the thing that amuses me most about this bizarre lie is the very premise. who doesn't know their neighbour? who would need to ask to come over and talk to their neighbour instead of just popping by? you lads all talk like you lock your doors during the day, it's so bizarre to me.
>>222586098>half a terrabyte of ramwhy
>>222586185she would get it
>>222586191tower fan methinks
>>222586215rasheed
Opening the windows and blasting the air con at the same time for maximum cooling
>>222586178
>>222586196or to put it more easily understood: 4 times as much as you would ever need
>>222586199Do you live in the 1950s?
>>222586203Because I canAnd for AI
canslad = bizarre liar
alri ladshot outside innit
>>222586230katze
i cant sleep for shit anyway even when its not 1000000 degrees. i might buy some ambien online. any of you have any experience with that sort of carry on? what if the police seize the package and arrest me
sonion
living in a hotel seems fun
>>222586248Lad when I bought 22nd pc in 1998, we were told 'sure nobody needs more than 32mb of ram'Look at how much we need more
>>222586270i hope they rape you with their truncheons
>>222586186You haven't presented any science for me to object to. I'm not going to spend hours, days, weeks, researching something I doubt will affect me. And I'm not going to trust The Science after everyone's faith in it was shamelessly exploited to rinse the poor to enrich the super-wealthy by literal trillions.
wot?
>>222586185Would love to pollinate this English rose with my powerful iberian seed
>>222586199I have literally never spoken to any of my neighbours once
>>222586249just belfast, so the 80s i think we're up to at this point. talk to my neighbours literally every single day. in the summer we'll all sit in our gardens and chat over the fences or come into one person's garden and all have a wee chat and listen to music. we can all walk into each other's houses without knocking and get each other birthday cards and all lol. was like that even when i was growing up too in my old neighbourhood.
>yfw the scotlanders defeat the brazilshers
>>222586276my great-grandad lived in a hotel after his wifeberg died. you could do that back then, before woke
แล้วนี่ถูกชะตากับเมมแบบรีล่ามากๆ มี boundaries ชัดเจนว่าเป็นไอดอลกับแฟนคลับ และทุกคนมีหน้าที่ของตัวเอง เพราะส่วนตัวไม่ชอบคำพูดแบบ หายไปนี่ไปหาใครมา ห้อยการ์ดใครน่ะ ไปหาเมมอื่นมาใช่มั้ย คนเจ้าชู้ คนบด ฯลฯ แบบฟังแล้วคือกูต้องรู้สึกผิดใช่ป่าวอะ แต่กูไม่ผิดไม่ใช่หรอ 55555
arsed up my life
>>222586310
>>222586294Carry on being a credulous populist moron taken in by grifters appealing to the latent peasant in you then.
canslad pining for the middle ages when nobody needed to be older than 8 to get a shag in
>>222586270>ambien >I THOUGHT THE BITCH WAS WHITEheard it's not good for you and you don't remember anything, have you tried magnesium glysinate? I take 200mg before sleep and sleep well
>>222586326>>222586327um
>gay oorn
>>222586304In England it is very normal to not really know your neighbours.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pwYaT3H-ffsscr
>>222586324he's done you 2bf
interesting
>>222586346screech
Farage claims that a month of 40C heat is normal for Britain and we should maximise pollution output and sea level rises
>>222586304>we can all walk into each other's houses without knockingthat is mental. i have only every heard of stuff like that in rural japan
so did that lad that said "which team is the african one" really get fired?
>>222586364when did he claim that?
>>222586355he really didnt>im not going to bother researching something im just going to assume it doesnt affect meif this was a leftypol saying this about migration youd be seething
>>222586304never been the case in englandonly time i ever experienced this was with my uni mates in the final year of uni
remember when the Thames would freeze over mad
>>222586341i take this one an hour before bed but i still sleep terribly if im not drunk
>>222586384yeh he's done you and now you're literally strawmanning his post which just makes you seem mad. grow up and take the L
Well I for one hope it's real and that the lad is currently giving that fit nan a good seeing to as we speak.
>>222586400stopped taking those after i looked up the linkedins of the business owners doing that's stopped me buying loads of stuff actually
thought rupert lowe or whatever was the reform leader?farage is? i thought he left
>>222586324Who have I been taken in by? I've not been listening to climate change discussions at all, on either side, since An Inconvenient Truth turned out to be yet another case of the boy who cried wolf. Fool me once, shame on you, etc. I knew The Science was full of shit during COVID and I was right. Why would I start trusting it now that they're saying the same shit that turned out to be bollocks decades ago?
>>222586406how is it a strawman retard he literately said it>I'm not going to spend hours, days, weeks, researching something I doubt will affect me
>>222586419based
>>222586397>During the Little Ice Age (1600s to early 1800s), the River Thames froze solid enough for Londoners to hold carnivals and markets called "Frost Fairs". Several deadly disasters occurred as the ice melted:The 1739 Disaster: During the ice fair, a large section of ice broke off, swallowing tents, businesses, and an unknown number of people into the freezing water.The 1814 Collapse: During the last Frost Fair, the ice began to rapidly break up on February 5th, trapping crowds on the floes and causing several drownings>Two prominent UK ice tragedies occurred on London lakes, rather than the Thames:Regent's Park Ice Skating Disaster (1867): The ice broke on the lake in Regent's Park during a crowded afternoon of skating. Around 200 people fell into the freezing water, resulting in 40 deaths from drowning and hypothermia.
>>222586421lowe is restore. farage is reform
>>222586352>>222586393that's mad to me. my neighbours are all lovely.>>222586368i wonder if it's a race thing, unironically. feel like there's less of a chance of a community forming when it's actually multiple communities crammed into one area and segregated by race and culture and religion. i remember growing up and having a bath with a neighbour girl just because i happened to be in her house when it was her bath time kek. all very closeknit round here.
>>222586381Constantly mate, all the time
>>222586421based non-knower
>>222586435you deliberately changed his words which just makes you seem like a seething mong. just get over it, you've been done. happens to everyone (not me though)
rewatching The Amazing Digital Circus
I'm the re-emerge leader
>>222586400>if im not drunkI think that might be the problem meaning your body has gotten used to the alcohol perhaps
The Little Poo Age (2026 - ?)
>>222586428Covid has nothing to do with what we're talking about. You're the one who is conjuring up this monolith called science, the fact that the word science triggers you shows how anti intellectual you chuds have become.
bribt should make a Return Party
>>222585991>>222586004All countries should pull their weight, especially countries with high emissions, or high emissions per capita
>>222586468how does paraphrasing make me seethingyou seem low iq
>>222586419david duke and adolf hitler could be selling them and i wouldnt care
actually thinking back my parents were really close with the first neighbours they had but they moved later. Everyone moves.
>>222586441what caused this little ice age?
got nothign to post
>>222586468It's called paraphrasing You uneducated addlepate.
>>222586501that's not paraphrasing. dont be disingenuous. stop being upset, child
>>222586509you already know. it was the fucking woke
Anyone shagging without air con currently in the UK is a fucking lunatic
rorke spend ages saying 'trust the science!' as a meme then when that mong who claimed to be the 'inventor' of mRNA said vaccines were bad rorke trusted him so hard
>>222586522how is it not?
>>222586503still remember the names of the people who lied next door when i was 3 but i don't know who has lived there since
>>222586476babyshit written poorly with a very badly done and also stolen ending
>>222586509Sun went a bit dimmer than normal, it's brightness fluctuates every couple thousands or millions of years
>>222586539i already said to not be disingenuous
you trust the science whenever you use a computer or use your tap don't youchud mongs
>>222586486correct ive been drinking every night for thousands of days and now i cant sleep without it. any solutions?
>>222586553how am i being disingenuous
>>222586526would love to be doing filthy things to 'lysa in this weather with no air con, but I'm busy watching the football
>>222586476>The Amazing Digital CircusMoral of the story being that when the closeted tranny killed themselves everyone's lives improved o algo idk How progressive
>>222586569i bet she smells so good
https://nationalrebirthparty.org.uk/Agenda/thoughts lads?
>china is much higher in co2 emissions per capita than the UK>also has over a billion people>somehow farage and rorke are at fault for this
>>222586567by pretending to be unaware of what youre doing
>>222586554>you trust the science whenever you use a computerno I don't >>222586564It's gonna be rough for a while until your body adjusts, it was the same for me when I stopped smoking weed
>>222586587dont care officer
the sunglasses i have give a very lovely sepia film tint to the world and it makes me happy when i wear them
>>222586567He just FEELS that you are, like they FEEL that climate change is wrong
>>222586493I'm a big fan of actual science. Science in the pursuit of truth. When dissent i s censored and shamed and defunded and blacklisted, that's the opposite of science. Tell me this: is there an proposed solution that doesn't result in poor people becoming massively poorer, and rich people becoming massively richer?
You trust the science to stop your fingers sliding through the paper and into your arse when you wipe poo from your hole don't you? Get the fucking vaccine rorke
>>222586595what am i doing, vague poster king
>>222586590leftypols entire worldview is dictated by foreigner = infallible and perfect, white people = bad and evil
enjoy cheese too much for my own good
Nah nigga I don't know, I don't know who got youI don't know who stabbed you, I don't know who shot youI don't know who cut you, I don't know who robbed youBut you think I know cause you know how my squad doNowadays niggas snitchin' so much in the streetThat you gotta talk to them like they the policeNah, I don't know nothin 'bout poppin the heatI don't know nothin 'bout settlin no beef in the streetsNah, I don't know nothin 'bout baggin the gramsI ain't never had no spot or went hand to handMe, I don't know nothin 'bout takin the standI ain't never got a nigga ass stuck in the canNah, I don't know nothin 'bout dro or hashCoke, dope, x, dust or crystal methNah, I'm just tryin to rap to get some cashKeep the Hip Hop Police off my ass
>>222586609well said mate, well said. though I don't know what the fuck you're talking about
>>222586599wasnt that like a month ago
>>222586617being disingenuous
>>222586582yeah if you love the smell of sweat (i do)
>>222586605Do you mind explaining how they collate climate data then, and which particular findings are being distorted or hidden?
>>222586618well that does seem true most of the time
>>222586605>is there an proposed solution that doesn't result in poor people becoming massively poorer, and rich people becoming massively richer?What's wrong with that? You're not a communist are you
>>222586590>>222586618you're basically idioticbecause politicians don't have control over other nations it doesnt mean i want them making poor decisions in this country
>>222586609I trust but am often let down
>>22258659032% of the world's renewable energy is Chinese, with renewables providing between 35%-52% of China's total energy supply.
>>222586635concession accepted, reply either directly or indirectly to expedite the concession acceptance letter
>>222586649their net zero crusade is making us poorer mate. that is a poor decision
>>222586627where do you work
I gave in and got an AC unit
>>222586657thats a victory for me then. better luck next time
>>222586664at feetsuckers
Kemi, Farage and Lowe will say "Climate change isn't real, we must do everything to support Israel!" and Rorke will nod along while saying "So true!!!"
>>222586605I genuinely support nuclear energy as a transitional energy source while we further develop renewables.
>>222586620Did you see my cheese crumpet recipe? Garlic and chives really bring out the taste of cheese.
>>222586672thanks for admitting your concession
>>222586664im a stagehand in the bambi blacks orgies i wipe the pussies clean between scenes
>>222586605Yeah. South Korea style mass produced nuclear power plants all over the place and air conditioning in every house
we need electric vehicles on the fucking roads. we need the heat pumps installed. the cycling lanes created. the new build housing estates designed so they're no so car dependent. we will win
>>222586694nope i won that, sorry
>>222586661define "us"
i didn't know arseholes were supposed to have lips
nuclear we don't got the niggas to run it france too all their plants are gone once gen x retires
>>222586673You can literally Google the stats mateWhy do you lie to yourself on 4chan?
didn't need to see that
>>222586700sonion
>>222586700this is completely normal and beautiful according to leftypol
Losers
seems like humans have outgrown the planet and we're now stuck here in a hotter and hotter atmosphere. might be time to nuke the Earth in order to bring about nuclear winter. manipulate the climate and that
>>222586711government lanyard-class retards
>>222586705japan is turning footsteps into electricity!
>>222586708you did indeed win a concession acceptance letter, it will be delivered in the post shortly
>>222586727Lynchian
>>222586741S
>>222586727cute x
>>222586741scriiiiiiiiiiiiem
>>222586705win what, the gay olympics?
>>222586700not really sure what is going on with the arse area here
right well its absolutely fucking scorching isnt it
Basically all but confirmed that microbial life once existed on MarsProblem being they won't confirm it until they get samples back to Earth which will take another 30 - 50 years I reckon
>>222586741roar
Gym in the morning
>>222586746i won
>>222586741s
>>222586741
>>222586727rorke's gay porn home cinema
>>222586741sweat screaming
>>222586741howls moving castle
>>222586727what happens here
>>222586633>wasnt that like a month agowasn't what a month ago?
Felt cute, might delete later
how low iq do you have to be to reply to eachother with "lol i win" "no.. actually i did.. lol" "haha i accept your defeat!" x10
>>222586741poo scr
When the twink is straight :/
>>222586785rorke, his da, and his uncle kick their feet up and watch gay porn
>lanyard class
You can make 48k a year + overtime + benefits as a Nuclear-Grade Precision Welder and there's plenty of jobs going but there's nobody to fill them That's just the start. The literal bottom. Just welding stuff.
>>222586777>>222586785I have air conditioning here while you all swelter
>>222585848You should make it, it'd be better
>>222586795the winner (me) is high IQthe loser (him) is low IQ
>>222586758in canada we say "hot enough fer ya?"
>>222586639Who is "they?" Not the scientists who say it's not true, surely, because we never see their side. Like I said, I'm not going to waste time digging into the details of another "science" scam. If you want free thinking people to entertain your theory, maybe don't constantly lie when presenting scientific theories, don't bring solutions that rob poor people to enrich the super-wealthy, and definitely don't censor people, scientists, who disagree.
>>222586554i shut my eyes whenever i hit "submit" and wash myself with sand
Uhmmmmmm
>>222586795i accept your concessionreply to get raped
>>222586809just move to usa and do it for 250k and live in an 8 bedroom house
>>222586809yeah let me just get my nuclear welding qualification
One of these women got a payment of £40k as compensation for the unbelievable horror of passing a trans co-worker in the corridor This is Britain, and you still tell me it's woke?
Lads, since you're all being such silly titty twats, someone else make the /new/ at 310 and I won't fucking have to
>>222586828hi
>>222586688>>222586704I'm in favour of nuclear too. I'm not in favour of fear-mongering by the same politicians who used people's faith in science to utterly ruin them in order to gain unlimited power and wealth.
>>222586822lol nice save pseud
>>222586795https://vocaroo.com/kUZH8OfxmeD
>>222586851good for them. trannies are disgusting.
>>222586827Gayest niggas you ever met
you guys are all theoretical all talkwe do not have the people
>>22258687167*
Back in the day having an oriental gentleman in the town centre would have been newsworthy and all the local children would have come out to gawk
"show me your silly titty twats" -canslad to a group of primary school girls
>>222586869I wish I could speak like that
cock bollocks gooch and arse are all too sweaty
>>222586872Hope you suffer unfathomable degrees of torment and misery, evil freak
>>222586886>M&S what does it stand for
>>222586899the entire world wants you and your vile ilk dead. read the room
do you lads have any solutions to make it a little less hot during summer
>>222586891Sonion
Robert Jay Mathews
>>222586907Marks and Sparks
LADSYOU CAN GET MONEYAS COMPENSATION FROM THE GOVERNMENT IF YOU CLAIM SEEING A TRANNY CAUSED YOU DISTRESSWHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR????
>>222586907marx and socialism
>>222586922>>222586922>>222586922
>>222586917cold shower
>>222586891Get the fan pointed directly at themLiterally the best way to cool down as that's closest to core body temperature. Same reason they shove thermometers up peoples arses
>>222586916Nope. Britain is uniquely psychotic and evil about the topic trans people.Trans people live in your head rent free. You have psychosis. Gonna cry nigga?
>>222586886niggas got a scimitar