editionless because you're a mongoloid destined for gaunching
>>222586922this is me
no one:literally no one:nary a wight:rorke: https://voca.ro/1fRa1XnA3mHQ
what kind of dog is this?
>>222586945FART SHRIEKING
>>222586947Hi bruh :)
I have schizophrenia. I hear both God and Satan talking to me. It's hell.
Albert Dock from Canning Dock, 1982 and 2026
rorke's huawei battery exploding in the heat and killing him
>>222586955scr
the watch
>>222586963At least they both talk to you
>>222586955pscrm
>canada
>>222586967>stop bullying me!
>>222586955crying
FUCK!!!
Switzerland just stuck a GOAL on Canada's head
cantada
erm well
>>222586986Yeah.
>>222586922odd little man
>>222586985Video isn't loading?
The watch
England is mine and it owes me a living
>>222586985might have been to that tescoimpossible to know really isnt it
Should be a criminal offense (paedophilia) to post pictures of school children here
>>222587023Does it tell you how long you've been a virgin
>>>/sp/155719845
which one is switzerland
>>222586955RE
>>222587017love these prehistoric looking fellas
>vargas>akanji >obolo>obongo>manzambi these are swiss people?
just raped myself
>>222587028could be one of hundreds if not thousands of tescos in this country
>>222587037love you xx
matchsplitting wankers
>>222587023ktimgot it today
>>222587037based
>>222586985Yes and give all the money to Israel and climate change denialism I suppose?
>>222586886thats belfast isnt it?
>>222586945Brave
Wonder if there's a big Tescos in heaven
rorke setting off on a pilgrimage to the rupert lowe tesco
>>222587074No but there's a Lidl in hell
>>222587074better be. small ones never have enough
Royal Mail harassing our Tim
>>222587059>>222587063
I wanna feel like I feel when I'm asleep
>>222587101my wife
>>222587105s
Fucking summers are only going to get worse in the future aren't they? How the fuck are we gonna cope?
Truman Show bullshit Canadians think they're like the American Middle class x
LIVERPOOL
>>222587113might move to china
Wish I could go back to being a child again knowing what I know now
>>222587108self hypnosis innitbetty erickson method might do a bit right now in fact
>>222587103horribly rude honestly its their job to deliver stuff
seeing a lot of armed forces ads exclusively featuring young white maleswe now turn to rorke for analysis
>>222587101I love her
>>222587113retire and go to scotlandthe bothies and the midges call to me
>>222586922
>>222587115we are
um
>>222587113import loads of fast africans to run on human hamster wheels that will power the necessary air con
https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1782329633807344.webm
>>222587133roarrrrrrr
>>222587113It's been like that here since I was born, just get an AC and it will be fine.
didn't work
DONT CLICK THE LINK ITS CP
>>222587151wtf
>>222587113erm no they won't didn't you hear rorke say climate change wouldn't affect him?
well then
Wish I could go back to being a child again knowing what I know now and i'd be under the legal age of criminal responsibility
>>222587154Right
The hottest day since records began. Nigga the records began in 1910
why the FUCK can’t the job centre just PUT you in a job why can’t they just go here you go you start Monday boom
>>222587189ook
>>222587181don't think I do
>>222587192It's a humiliation ritual
>>222587192because the neets would kick off
>>222587192why cant you find your own job?
>>222587192the jobs dont exist
>>222587154Yeah mate I don't find random gore footage hilarious and really think you should be vapourised before you try to do a mass stabbing at a nursery or something you subhuman filth
>>222587192There are no jobs for the white underclass anymore
what was that
got precum on my underwear
>>222587139Pipes down xCanadian middle class are failed Americans. Jews rule both your countries. You're done x
got postcum on my overwear
Was in Sparta one time for a wedding and it was 45-47
>>222587192there are no jobs. i popped into a job fair when i was out earlier because im thinking of changing my job and there's loads of ones from the dole in there doing clearly mandated job hunting and the whole job fair is just stalls handing out leaflets with QR codes to scan to bring you to their website instead. the whole thing's one big joke.
>>222587250sure it wasnt 300?
why don't the posters moaning about being unemployed just do deliveroo/uber eats/just eat etc?
get the neets building railways and roads and working in the national parks
thinking its over for canada
i have a job
right so all the periods of climate change we know about throughout history are completely normal and natural but this particular one isnt for some reason according to leftypol. sure mate
>>222587270I can't drive
WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT
All it takes is one good man to turn around the fate of this country. It could be you. It could be me. We will await his return.
right well that's canada done
>>222587281We can identify the causes for things, yes. Why can't climate denialists comprehend this?
>>222587219I’m a neet I want a job more than anything >>222587220Mate that’s all I’m fucking doing
>>222587270because it pays literally fuck all
>>222587283can you ride a bike?
bought some mr frosties and for some reason when you open one the top half is all droopy and sagging like a flaccid willard. what's up with that?
i wanted canada to win but i took one look at their squad and simply no longer caredswiss team isnt any better really
Just get a job you lazy scrounger
>>222587046kookaburra's are pretty cute
too hot to eat
Come 2027 you won't be able to use the internet in Britain without handing over your ID and biometric data to Palantir
>>222587192Because job centres aren't for neetsThey're there primarily to get people who have experience jobsfor neets it's for 'we gave him a course in how to suck off the local migrants but still, no job, try in a year'
>>222587288Unfortunately it'll be another Mossad installed agent up next
>>222587312same for englandshall be mincing my haggis in honour of the aryan gaelic super soldiers in a couple of hours
di gherkin cronem pon easy mode yeh? ac a run 24/7 nice an cool. timmy? deh a yard a melt up an suffa mmhmm good fi him haha likkle foolish boy haha
Can’t even do deliveroo the Indians run that shit
Cracking up at the people still posting in the /out/ thread I mentioned earlier>>222576747
>>222587262No but I did visit the Delphi were the Oracle was, interesting place.
>>222587336ktim
this is the king of swedenjealous rorke?
Firm handshake and a cheeky blowjob is all it takes to get boss man to hire you
the unemployed moan about being jobless, sometimes for years, but then spend their unlimited free time doing fuck all instead of gaining skills that will help them a bit. very strange. i dont think theres any helping abject mongs like that
>>222587353Stay down you fucking freak
>>22258733660 quid for 4 tickets, 2 popcorn and 2 drinks is ridiculous
having a little incel bbq
cant wait for my olive tree to grow
what jobs are available for white men now?
>>222587336lol
>>222587307this lass makes £70 per day in bognor regishttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C5WdcMYYZTwthat's £18,000 per year at leastif you're smarter than this lass you could be making double that easy
>>222587368Should be killed Bolshevik style
got tennis elbow but don't play tennis
>>222587362Cor. Imagine it when it was brand new. I thought the oracle was in a cave though.
>>222587387scrubbing gherkin showers
>>222587347So what I’m hearing is just kill my self then basically
no jobs since they shut down the gay porn mines
last time i went to the pictures it was to watch the lotr extended edition on my own. i told you lads about it. remember lads?
>>222587362do you pronounce this as>del-fie (as in pie)or>del-phee (as in pee)
why cant you put the volume on stuff above 100%
>>222587307You can get an apprenticeship with zero experience
>>222587017Lovely hat on this chap
>>222587378I have never complained about never having a job, for the record.
>>222586967When you go in the chippy and Mehmet's sisters come out the back and are hanging around the shoplittle brats
>>222587417...yh
dont like the cinema beacuse you miss stuff when you get up to go piss
>>222587270I have a license, I can’t afford a car because no jobI live in a village there is one shop that does delivery and it’s the off license and they seem to have their own people doing it. If I lived in a city I would absolutely be doing it.
Pier Head and beyond, 1968 and 2026
>>222587101Dunno who these niggas are because I don't spend all day every day online
have considered buying a bike and doing uber eats at night but also i already have money so nah
>>222587421i neighbourberg does it every fucking night with his tv
>>222587362they just let anyone tread on that hallowed ground nowgrim grim grim
>>222587442I ask them to pause the film
>>222587449Live under a rock do we?
>>222587457king>>222587453hehe
why is the Swiss coach a literal model
>>222587442i purposely don't drink much so i won't need to pee
cant do my usual chort and giggle at /brit/ posts tonight cos ive got my incelwindow open for fresh air and neighbour may hear
>>222587454Mate let's not get started on how you turned thousands of native american sacred sites into walmart car parks and such
>>222587421you can on kde plasma
>>222587447The waters changed colour.
>>222587108bad dreams, sweating and feeling paralysed?oh thats me
im a goofy goober
Most men die at 27, we just bury them at 72
>>222587487Just imagine you're bradders doing his stifled laughter face
>>222587349After jezza they won't let anyone even slightly critical of izzy get anywhere close to power, regardless of what party they're in
>>222587440that was me haha i did gurn in public but luckily that lass was there and she was crying too. i should text her.
>>222587411Depends, ladCanslad used to work for an Indian lad, 10 years doing PC repairbut he moved back to India, you see. Lost contact so can't provide a referenceThat worked about 10 years agoTry an apprenticeship shite
might be fucking up this bbq
>>222587408It's really beautiful there, you have mountains and you have see a few km away. The Oracle from 300 "Pythia" was in Delphi you are thinking of something else, there was one called Trophonius that was in cave if I remember correctly.
>>222587497windows volume mixer used to have it too not anymore though, due to woke
>>222587121its a tricky one thoug because surely there are things you still want to happen but maybe turn out different. So you'd still need to make certain decisions even if they're bad ones
I even heard of Amazon companies where they hire you as a driver and you essentially rent the van out of your wages but I checked and there isn’t one within 3 hours of where I live I really am just fucked I wish I had studied at school.
>>222587425he's very sweet and well behaved unlike some creatures
>>222587520It's very defeating how parties will quite literally destroy their own members to benefit Israel
Sucks that the NJP dissolved.
>>222587515
>>222587392KtimWon't say which one
what are your thoughts on the north? places like the greater manchester area
>>222587543you were misinformed
rorke doing the cha cha slide at his nans funeral
>>222587555s
>>222587543https://www.gov.uk/apply-apprenticeship#now come back later
>>222587465No, in a house with my wife and dog
>>222587192Said this to my work coach. Tell me to be somewhere Monday morning and I will show up. Why are employers allowed to turn down people on benefits? Ignore them and not even give them an interview.Shouldn't be allowed
me as a baby: goo goo gaga>>222587121 as a baby: don't forget to invest in bitcoin
my stubbed toe is still very painful i hope i haven't shagged it
get the poos big and brown
>>222587583Proceeds to be rejected from every single one he applies to on that website the same way I have been
>>222587419>del-phee (as in pee)this way >>222587454there has never been a problem, everyone is respectful, also there is security
>>222587601god when he make india
Dukes Dock from Albert Dock, 1986 and 2026
>>222587592roar
>>222587549Like to think I'd have a bit more integrity but not really sure what I'd do if someone was like "lol do what we say and you can live comfortably or if you don't well destroy your life forever"
well this boomer freak is still at it with his angle grinder isn't he
Making sure my child's first word is capitalism so they know damn well why we live in the best economic system on earth
if I was strapped for cash I would be on the delivery apps raking in heaps of cashI'd optimise my routes and hours, read my books and everyone would give me massive tips because I'm dressed nice and smell good
>>222587606Go to local trades and ask for a trial, show up on time, look interested, ask a few questions about the job, you'll be taken on, that simple
pornstars becoming video game streamerswhat a world
>>222587642I'd steal the food, go on a rampant booze cruise and be done by offing myself in a brothel
Rorke closing his eyes and praying to Farage
>>222587643you'll be asking for a trial when the anti paedo vigilantes arrive at your door
37 year old rorke waiting for his apprenticeship interview and getting strange looks from the other candidates who are like 16-17 years old
reckon i could make my own Nando's at home but better. something to look into
Malaponte in?Just bought a copy of Gottfried Feder's Manifesto for the Breaking of Interest Slavery
fuck me imagine if ally mccoist is doing the world cup final for itv
Had a really smelly fart
>>222587636no need to call yourself a freak. enjoy your gay sex gangbang xx
>>222587697Consider suicide
>>222587696buy an air fryerjob done
37 year old rorke showing up to his shift at KFC with his 19 year old colleagues
When I was in the Hague for the first time as a teenager we were walking near a canal and saw some swans. There was a brown guy throwing a yogurt drink on top of their heads and we started yelling at him and chasing him but he ran away, then the police saw us and thought we had thrown the yogurt in the canal..https://vocaroo.com/13Y5DtFw5i4U
>>222587703barey done any farts todaywhich seems insane given that i've eaten half a block of cheese
>'the sun has got his hat on, hip hip hop hooray!'>nooooooo not like that!You people just hate joy
>>222587618Soul vs soulless
This heat is NOT normalI actually had a boomer tell me about the heatwave of 1976 today. I thought that was just a meme.
>>222587701>illl tell ye what..ill tell ye what. that was an absoluute BEAUUUTY of a finish! cracker! fandabbiedoosy fletch
>>222587689Exactly
>>222587715i am considering buying a new one. my last one was shit
most dangerous lead?
>>222587618rorke trying to convince you that more greenery is somehow bad
Hello lads, tough day, and the worst isnt even over yet.
Canada just said: "Oh we ain't done yet!"
>>222587767HoorayThoughts?
>>222587761Soldered lead
>>222587767
>>222587676>university of readingwoke nonsense I can read just fine and didn't need to go to a special university to learn it
>>222587618reminder that unesco removed liverpool waterfront's world heritage status because they did this to it
>>222587689ktim
>>222587743We need the Big Freeze of '63 part 2
>>222587735got a sun related medical condition actually. think about us less fortunate before being rude!!!
bluds got a degree in the alphabet
pretending I'm a senator in ancient rome in the mirror again
>>222587767what even is that nigga on the left
>>222587767comeback is on
>>222587728saw an middle eastern bloke in manchester put his cigarette out on a sleeping duck
>>222587805PhD in ABCs
Sex
>>222587743Boomers talk about 1976 like it was WW2
return of the mac
>>222587817me
>>222587689lol
how bad of an idea would it be to go to uni now as a 26 year old in the hopes of fixing my life and being able to get a fucking job. I’m also kinda retarded I just fucked about at school and never went to sixth form so idk how well I’d do at uni
>>222587813me being a backbencher who never gets a chance to speak but just shuffles around to wherever the largest crowd is during voting
>>222587827aye same. got my Pretty Huge Dick in All British Cunts
>>222587823why does leftypol worship those vile people
>>222587831I've never ever done this
>>222587817It's Rorke
>>222587841do you want to go to uni? if you do then go lots of mature students do university
https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1782299655437908.mp4
>>222587841uni is a meme these days unfortunately lad. a degree won't save you. if you want to get a job, start learning shit on your own. do a bunch of microsoft security certs and shit like that.
Thoughts on white male black female relationships?
>>222587841Lad Britain in 2029 will be like Mogadishu
>>222587846*Mumbles in the corner of the screen on BBC Parliament* hear hear....
>I just want any job>actually I don't want a job where there's a risk of being perceived negatively>actually I don't want a job that doesn't pay wellrorke, everyone
>>222587868leftypols tea
>>222587864No I have no interest in that I just really want to fix my life and get an actual job
>>222587841You're fine at that age, I went at normal age and met plenty of people in their 20s and they could blend in ok. It's the ones in their late 30s and 40s that stand out. There's still time, there's still hope, try to live while you can. Also might be able to shag a 20 year old because they're really stupid. I was 21 and in my last year and shagged a brand new fresher that was just 18 because she thought I was cool and mature
>>222587823What a cunt, I love ducks especially when they have little ones following the mom, it's so cute
Soleros seem smaller tha they used to be
cool off in this heat with a refreshing beef fizz
her: you must be old mcdonald going back home from a day on the farm if we fuckinme asf: >>222587833
>>222587841might be alrightBUT decide which exact job it is beforehand you want and work backwards, find out what you need to get it. most peoples problem is thinking the degree is enough
funny how swedes try to act like they don't care, but norway getting any sort of praise makes them seethe, isn't this like thirdie behavior? >>>/sp/155713296
>>222587898
so this is rorke>>222587940
>>222587940wtf.....
>>222587922Kek most autistic post of the entire world cup award. Of course they fucking rowed they were on a boat ffs
>>222587906Ian you've made a spelling mistake in your post. do better
MARITIME MESSI
dr lee sex arse
>>222587940screm!
>>222587924awwww look at those little fellas, she is probably teaching them how to swim or something or follow her
>>222587893Find a degree you want to study and have an interest in and work around that, not the other way around
>>222587950Sorry I did not proof-read before sending. I will try harder in the future.
>>222587968>study cs because it's my passion>ai takes all jobs
>>222587951nova scotia! x <3
>>222587877ive been gymming later cos of the heat and theres one couple thats in there late where the guy looks like a druggie with shit tattoos and shadowboxes like a twat in the boxing area, yet walks in and out with this fit mixed race lass. honestly bizarre
Foid bickered at me cos I spoke in an exasperated tone and immediately apologised but it was too late. I must be perfect in all interactions at all times apparently
>>222587894baseddd
hate canadians so much
>>222587968bad advice
>>222587922glad i clicked that thread
>>222587985looks a bit like darth maul
>>222587841Stupid people do fine in uni, its more about being consistent.One day you'll wake up and be 30, would you rather be 30 with a degree or without it?
>>222587606Try not vpning from spain
My grandma (on mum's side) was actually a militant atheist yet my dad was a convert to Protestantism and I was forced to attend church until I left homeSo you see for me rejecting Christianity, fedora posting, is literally rejecting modernity and returning to tradition.And I can't be the only one for who this is true.
>>222587999Not really; there is no job economy and I can guarantee you'll regret wasting three years of your life plus 70 grand in student debt for a piece of paper that won't even assure you a career
right well the swiss cunts are just going to park the bus and dive for the rest of the game
sat perched on a chair because I can't sit back on anything without dripping with sweat and sat in the dark so bugs don't come to the light
>>222587997
>>222588024your dad sounds like a neek
submitted two lengthy appeals to wrongly issued bans in my 4chan career and neither of them got overturned
St Nicholas' Place, 1910 and 2026With the 'new' Tower Building, and construction underway on the Royal Liver Building on the right
>>222588024My Bulgarian grandparents were commie atheists but they went to church once a month and didn't object to me getting baptized, tradition is a good thing imo.
might order a brown to bring me food
Wish I had another cornetto
>>222588019Done
>>222588105treatlerism is the scourge of britain
>>222588030well i know plenty of people in that situation because they chose to study something they had an interest in like history of philosophybetter to disregard interest and choose something you are naturally good at/find easy, and which has an obvious job at the end
>>222588024all 4 grandparents were not religious 1 technically went to church but was cos she was lonely lol
>>222588124yeah?
not doing the new since mongs complain
Oreos are wank
>>222588006cracking image but i just farted and now imaging thats what she smells like so shant be wanking the willer to her x
>>222588066Once said 'sorry I was having a bad day' and my van was lifted.
>>222588169it's an ai image you fool
>>222588166Might have to scran some wank then because I like oreos
ready your dogshit zingers
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