Can't Corner The Dorner edition
THE JOKER STRIKES AGAIN
nth for the gyaldem
>>222597597eggman
>>222597597yeah baby
rasheed swimming in the pacific looking for the el nino
literally 3 weeks later he leaves to go to Burnley.What a fucking scumbag
>>222597696Who cares seriously
Red heat
I'm like garfield but instead of hating mondays I hate foreigners
>>222597729sorry…
>>222597573Let's not celebrate this evil twat who killed innocent servicemen doing their duty ok?
can you post some funny pictures of david mitchell
>>222597806
>>222597771poo
>>222597806can i? yeswill i? shant
helloy dad my name is thursday
>>222597696It's a big step up for him, you should be happy for your fellow countryman.
>>222597817hi bruh
my nama jeff
>>222597836can i eat yo pussy from the back
SEX 101: CUM IN THE SEWER
Hi bruh
>>222597696>What a fucking scumbagThat's Bellamy
just turned the heating on
Hate the term wedding band it sounds so American And while we're on the subject when did calling your gf/bf/wife/husband your "partner" become the mainstream?
Me all weekend (providing the weather stays)
Really Cody, at my meemaw's condo?
tfw ywn
cody the pitsburghville panthers have drafted da'shaQuen Bleederblowder dude im like so stoked
>>222597892if i beat your pussy up is you gon tell on me
>>222597829He’s walked out on his country mid job 2 weeks after saying he was going no where
right that lads been done
>>222597966>222597961>posting 2 timesSAAAAR
This how you idiotic little boys are going to spending your evening then?
>>222597930
might put the heating on
>dentist says I need another mouth guard >agree to it>while paying the receptionist said I owed them for the first mouth guard I got in January>pay them for it>check at home and I did pay for itFuck my life that's £650 on a mouth guard I have never fucking used PLUS £450 on another mouth guard I will never fucking use fuck it all dentistry is a scam I hate my life
might rape my own arse
yo cody peepaw got hit by a fire truck at the corner of 4th and 8th
And now the fucking dentist won't answer the phone fuck this if I have to walk there again in the heat it will all fucking kick off mate I'm telling you now I ain't fucking around
Rory Sutherland toil. Ughhh. DOn't want to do it but you've got to if you want to start your own business.
Yo cody let's get some fritos at the gas station before our homecoming
>>222598005>>222598016s
>>222597978Literally an imposter that wasn’t me the second time
ew letting out a moan when the dentist puts his hand in his mouth
>>222598055s
glod
have wore the same pair of boxers for like 3 days now
Cody im scared they said theres a killer at makeout creekDont be chicken babe come on, i stole my dads truck
Ponder rewatching the skins and now I'm getting spammed with clips I can't help but watch but the contuity is all mixed up. Harms the potential rewatch experience and leaves me confused wanting more
>>222597782>killed innocent servicemen doing their duty ok?How can a serviceman be innocent?
remember this lad who bashed his girlfriend and kids in the head with a claw hammer, raped one of the kids as she was dying, then finished them all off, then raped her again?he recently claw hammered a guy in jail.why do they keep giving him claw hammers? poor guy can't control himself.
sunburnt from yesterday but I need to go somewhere on foot today like ~3 hours worth of walkingat the end of the day the damage is done, I'm already burnt so adding another +3 hours under today's midday sun cannot do me any more harm
>>222598077ok
>>222598077awesome story mate cheers for that
Just called the dentist and the receptionist put me 'on hold ' while they passed me on to management but I could hear the whole conversation and they referred to me as >That man is calling I don't even sound male
david mitchell porn
>>222598077video of him telling the police what he's donehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L2wiV5Z2ARE
don't reply to his bait
Feel like pure shit I just want him back xhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G8qXK08guYQ
>>222598077sometimes i think the radical feminists are right and men are genuinely evil beasts
>>222598077I actually don’t remember this since the guy was white so therefore nobody made a fuss about it online or in the media sadly
>>222598115
>>222598115anyone else sieg heil their monitor out of respect? chunman signing off!
one time at the dentist my jaw got stuck open. The guy had finished doing what he was doing so him and the dental nurse were off putting the tools away or whatever and I had to be like>eck-oose 'ee aye 'aw ehh 'uck ohh enn' (excuse me my jaw is stuck open)then when they noticed the dentist managed to force it closed using some advanced dental knowledge. Didn't hurt but he had to press very hard.
>>222598129The existence of white men that perpetrate such vicious crimes is one of the many reasons why we don't need to import millions of men who are biologically predisposed (brown, black) to be more likely to perpetrate such crimes.
>>222598124thinking about it, if a woman had something similar she'd be spammed all over as proof that women are evil
David Mitchell sex arse.David Mitchell moaning sensually.
rottweiler
>>222598124Why of course. Men are one step above beasts, and it is our duty as white men (he failed) to rise above our bestial nature and redirect that animalistic rage into something constructive, building and inventing, conquering other people (not our own women). This is also why it is important not to allow those who have the inability to rise above their bestial drives (browns, blacks) into our nation, and of secondary importance, why it is imperative that we subjugate them in their own nations.
>>222598200beautiful image x
Sweaty bit of cycling that
>>222598213
>>222598217what exercise bike did you go for in the end lad
sir family annihilator
>>222598217sweat stain on the left looks like na-eileanan an iar
It's sad when an older non brainrotted youtuber gets algorithmed and then their comments are full of brainrotted zoomer memes usually based on the youtuber saying something that possibly might sound vaguely sexual
>>222598202heatherchungus
>>222598217how much
>>222598124I'm one of the good moids, ladies
Just had a little brown runt bring me McBreakfast, I did not tip!
>>222598101We've all heard the vocaroos
>>222598276thank you for supporting the british bame industry
>>222598276He makes £70 per day (at least) and works 09:10 until 15:00
>>222598124Considering that the vast vast vast majority of men have never done what he did I won't come to that same conclusion myself.
We at /brit/ like AI music
>>222598297no we dont
>>222598295Good for him, I make £1000 a day sat on my fat arse wanking my chode and watching Hyperborea edits from 13:00-14:15
who is the happy american in the first post
>>222598287memes straight from the coal mines of Dhanbad
>>222598297Nominating Ziedy and Mouldie's albums at the /brit/ awards
hello guys we have rorke on the pod' today, rorke first of all how are you doing today
>>222598335That was quite a Rorke-us (rawkus) entrance you just gave me, I'm well lads thanks.
>>222598345when you listen to psytrance
quorn sandwich for tea
drink my wee wee foid
fungal
>>222598335
>>222598335Can I just day how, despite my known opposition to mass immigration, I have recently gone through a change and that change has resulted from my new experiences with women of certain melanin levels of you understand what I'm getting at. They've changed me thoroughly.
>>222598317how
>>222598317Have it.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C5WdcMYYZTw
we at /brit/ send our thoughts and prayers to the people of Venezuela during this difficult earthquake time#JeSuisVenezuela
>>222598366howl
>>222598217get some proper ones with padding
>>222598359lool
we at /brit/ say thank you to migrants
these black pussy has changed rorke memes and the black women that sometimes get posted alongside them have legitimately made me realise that I am very much attracted to black women
https://youtu.be/ZoDYg1-0s3A
>>222598410this
excuse me madam may i have permission to yank it to smithereens
>>222598421and what of the cronem
Actually too cold at toil office, might go stand outside and sizzle for a bit to warm up.
>>222598345Terraria mushroom cave OST
someone showed icecreams yesterday and people in chat wrote the word solero and just twenty minutes ago I got a solero advert on youtube>>222591163
>>222598447
>>222598462mad hows there a huge psyop to convince people this isnt real despite it obviously being real
rorke and his gf in the back of the pub
Just seen the local strumpet strumming it, chunman signing off!
>>222598462talked about the line city in saudi arabia to a friend and got spammed with ads for it after asthough im actually going to saudi arabia
>>222597473Summers are getting hotter due to climate change but Rorke will deny this because he's too stupid to read about science
thread getting interesting
thread getting uninteresting
>>222598516fungusaurus
drank 7 litres of water yesterday
https://youtu.be/quFVUrVZuSU
>>222598487I mean I don't find black women particularly attractive but I think even I could be convinced to become aroused if this were happening to me.
thread getting worse
cocky want boing boing
>>222598410>>222598436black pussy has altered you.
>>222598521>>222598526the duality of chun, chunman signing off!
black pussy rewrote my genetic code
My spirit will rise from the grave and the world will know I was chun
>>222598516>Summers are getting hotterNo they aren't? If they were we would set record temperatures every year (we don't).Also keep in mind the Met Office are incentivised to inflate all temperatures they record by UK Government.
brack pussy got lorke acting unpludent
>>222598593>No they aren'twell they are>If they were we would set record temperatures every year well we do
>So the cop has his knee on this bloke's neck right>looks down>little monkey fella
>>222598593>No they aren't?They are. The average temperature of Earth is increasing.
>>222598604>well we doRead this then find a mirror and call yourself a brainwashed MONGhttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_Kingdom_weather_records
It's not that hot
Waiting for the yank to chime in about how he has "AC" for a 25 degree day
>>222598629heres a record from last night
everyone shut the fuck up heathermong is here so we have to engage in his roleplay
>>222598636Not here often who is Heathermong? Also why did you reply to my post saying heatherchungus?
it's just not onis it on where you live? because it's on here and it's not on
>>222598646sup cordy
>>222598635sent him flying
>>222598629there appears to be some sort of pattern here but maybe i'm not the statistician you are
>>222598646sup crodes
>>222598655?Also checked.
>>222598649Going to be 35 in my area from noon to duskshall be having strategic cool showers every hour or so
>>222598646youre probably close to your 30s you cant keep wasting your life like this
Rorke and his lovely Korean girlfriend. What a beautiful couple
>>222598635>This exceeds the previous record of 22.7C set in 1976It took 50 years to beat the record. That's not evidence of climate change - it's evidence that weather is totally random.
>>22259863523.5 is a record in the UK? Christ I would kill for that. Last night was 32 where I live.
>>222598655>>222598665>>222598674QRD? Is this a new meme where if someone rorkeposts you all assume its this one 30 year old?
>>222598655sc
>>222598678a single statistic taken in isolation can be taken as randomall statistics pointing to the fact that it's getting hotter decade on decade is not randomness
>>222598680Highest minimum m8
>>222598692its not too late to turn things around
>>222598701Fair, I conceed.
>>222598678You're criminally dense>>222598680The French suffer
>>222598719Please give me a rundown I don't want to search the archive to try and find the origins of this gay meme
almost time to start cooking my pasta bake and sweet potato fries
Imagine the kind of mind that alternates between explicit advocacy of NS politics and interracial cuckold fantasies.When he isn't fixated on a particular medical issue for weeks.
sunberg needs dealt withwinterberg will see to him soon enough
>>222598711No I get that.
business idea: create heathermong action figures called 'fungalpops'
>>222598733>You're criminally denseI already conceded this >>222598723ELI5 what's going on?
>>222598745Oh wow, misread your post. A minimum of 32 is mental. You live in the south?
right time to get on the tins and bokkles then
O Thou who passest thro’ our vallies inThy strength, curb thy fierce steeds, allay the heatThat flames from their large nostrils! thou, O Summer,Oft pitched’st here thy golden tent, and oftBeneath our oaks hast slept, while we beheldWith joy, thy ruddy limbs and flourishing hair.Beneath our thickest shades we oft have heardThy voice, when noon upon his fervid carRode o’er the deep of heaven; beside our springsSit down, and in our mossy vallies, onSome bank beside a river clear, throw thySilk draperies off, and rush into the stream:Our vallies love the Summer in his pride.Our bards are senpai’d who strike the silver wire:Our youth are bolder than the southern swains:Our maidens fairer in the sprightly dance:We lack not songs, nor instruments of joy,Nor echoes sweet, nor waters clear as heaven,Nor laurel wreaths against the sultry heat.
>>222598772grimbo
going to watch hokum (2026)was going to watch pulse (2001) but video i downloaded has weird colour grading so i have to get a different version
didn't have any problem sleeping last night
:(
>>222598787you love your asian films
>>222598794thats good
>Our bards are senpai’d
>>222598804Is that Joseph Smith being killed?
air con levels in the gym were not appropriate. whole place was sweating like mad
rumours circulating that Mousey will be joining Kino Casino
So this is a description of heathermong? What is the crody cordy thing about? Last time I was here regularly everyone would just go on about "spainlad" and "190"
>>222598822see any sweaty women?
>>222598769No. Near Paris. The south is cooler because they're closer to the Mediterranean. We're further inland so temperatures don't drop at night.
>>222598821Yes, they got him at a jail in Carthage and he fell out the window
>>222598837yeah all of them were sweaty
quite literally never been busy
>>222598824my pirate wife..
>>222598834shut up
must be mental having your cihld grow up and knowing whatever mental problems and quirks they have are probably your fault
Who is Ziedy?
>>222598852should try it sometime
nigga think he bruce willis
30 year old boy just enjoying my youth
quite like the lads who argue nonsense with chatgpt always gets a chuckle from me
>>222598860Why?
>>222598847If only the bold Nauvoo Legion was there to protect him
>>222598885This will be me when I turn 30. Fuck growing up I'm forever young!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S75cUskEXwQThis temperamental sideThe one you say that you can't hideD' you ever see yourselfThe way it looks to someone else?This temperamental trickThe one you say you can't predictYou're like an empty cupForgive me if I don't wait up
>>222598899he wants to help :)
>>222598654absolutely bizarre
toppest of top kek at the chatgpt convos they're so funny stop abusing me for posting them
Oh so its a yank, and Ziedy is a rival of Heathermong
hissing at my monitor whenever i see a post i don’t like
>>222598911howl
hes heree
>>222598919>using DTFIC as a primary source
>>222598928yeah can i get a fucked up clown thing on my chest and also can i get a giant cobweb on my boob yeah thatll look mint
I think I get it now, heathermong was never really a poster, but a name with which to respond to mentally ill right wing adjacent posters. A boogieman of sorts.
horrendously unfunny thread hang your heads in shame
>>222598961Ok you can get one
hate it when i'm watching a porn and can't find the part where she takes off her clothes
We NEED Spaino to come back even if it's just for the summer
>>222598899Silly berg
>>222598972thank you
>>222598961sent that halloween ho packing
190 would sort heathermong right out
im swedish
>>222598988heathermong doesnt post that often now. mainly thanks to the same leaf who mindraped spaki so hard he stopped using his tripcode lol
https://i.4cdn.org/tv/1782380294903410.png
>>222598988Doubt Heathermong ever posted for years about being in a relationship with a girl who'd never met even him though
>>222598999sc
>sup crodie>you are quite good at. turning. me. on.
swedish niggas be like im swedish
>>222598706Can hear this gif
>>222598945Okay so this is an indian man who thinks heathermong is real and went mental because of it?
brain so fried almost just put milk in the kettle
>>222598988>>222599006>>222599009shut the fuck up
>>222598999I'm English :)
>>222599025right then thats just not on
>>222599025I knew it would be a troon as soon as I saw those weird stickers on his leg
important to remember it's not a fetish and has nothing to do with sex
>>222599017exactly
>>222599008imagine if finnster looked like this i'd have to become brittish!
>>222599040shes a sex worker mate
29 degrees in the incel chamber and I've just eaten two burgers. ive made a terrible mistake
HI... WOOWIE...ETSUBATSU
>>222599053what sort of burgers
>>222599013underrated post
>>222599041Okay, so why do people still call others "heathermong"?
>>222599084why are your screenshots still so scuffed
Contender for pic of the year honestly
>>222599096I'm using the "snipping tool"
>>222599065beef burger patties i cooked they needed eating now im very hot and sweaty on account of my foolish actions
Spaino still posts here btwEasy enough to proveIt's an IYKYK situation though
secular, liberal democracy is based
I went back to the dentist and they said they were going to check their banking history to find my initial payment on their system and give me a call later today
The Jamaican fella had some aspirin, why did he do that? [F.D.]
right then thats a
>>222599083me as a jannie
>>222599105i can't see it because images aren't loading for me but i'm sure it's very nice
>>222599116only the oldheads are able to recognise his posts. but yeh the nigga is like 36 and posts here all day every day. needs help big time
>>222599124
worst thing about Tilde isn't even that he's a vile sex pervert tranny but that he's so boring
even if this current poster isn't the original heathernonce, there clearly is a poster with an u healthy fixation on ziedy and who obsessively posts about interracial sex and quornI call him cordy from now on.
What’s your favorite school of magicFor me it’s frost
>>222599137https://x.com/celtic_ma1888/status/2069939331809067163?s=20
>>222599124the homosexual mr whippy
>>222599124sacked tranny spreading that on his breakfast bagels
Fuckin Beckham drinkin a 1964 Merlot while we Cannae have a pint a lukewarm pishy Tennents in Scotland
>>222599155illusion
seriously though why does he always post fucked up screenshots like it's not a dead give away
right thats the socks going into the freezer
>>222599179Yeah? Should have worked harder in school then shouldn't you?
So who is this then if HM isn't real?
>>222599184he likes people realising they're his posts. after all, he is an attention seeker.our other personalities do the same.
>>222599213>>222599213>>222599213
>>222599223another thing woke ruined
the satisfying downfall of rorke *37M views, uploaded 6 hours ag*
