summer holiday edition
>>222600552sex
Scotland scored less goals than Haiti
get the NSFW webms posted
>>222600543you can watch her masturbate and the like on a certain website if you were that way inclined
>>222600559well youve embarrassed yourself
>>222600552in love with her
https://youtu.be/ymWc_AxitpY
>>222600566good new this one let's use it next
where is a good place to dump rubbish? just got up and mum wanted me to put the bins out but the scum bin men have done our road earlier than usual so now I've got a bag of rubbish I need to get rid of somewhere
>>222600577this always happens to me. I ask about the new and my post appears just after a new is linked. continuous doing
>>222600534Went to one yesterday and just signed my name, did a lap and left. They're not even real events. In the 6 minutes I was there, I saw a negress shoulder check a small white teenage girl and saw a paki woman pick up a leaflet when the guy at the stall looked at her and then when he got into a conversation with someone else, she dropped the leaflet and grabbed a handful of the free pens and left.
>>222600596Should always take the bins down the night before mate.
LOOK AT THIS DOOD
Post your last saved image
>>222600609nothing wrong with taking pens if they're free
nth for the holodem
>>222600570well we won more soo
Ya get me Jamie, badabupbup nah thats not me! Act like a wasteman thats not me!
>>222600609you paint quite a picture lol
>>222600552Imagine her quivering pink fanny gripping a veiny 11 inch jungle BBC
im spiralling out, for rorke
definitely too hot in here now i've put the oven on
>>222600631
>>222600648no bruh
>>222600601patience lad
>>222600648Oops typo, 14 inch civilisational BWC*
>>222600609Yeah to be honest i just go to these for the free pens, they'll last you a good while.
>>222600609screamyeah I'll probably do a lap around too and that's it
>>222600552why is she wearing a wastecoat to the beach
>>222600648oh fuck o->>222600665woohoo!
>>222600661this image keeps heatherfungus awake at night
>>222600665She’s not interested in your twp, Timmy
>>222600648a very american post
>>222600648spaino mate...
>>222600696fungal
>>222600696Titanic White Penis?
>>222600633No but the fact that she acted like she was there for the job stuff and then waited for a distraction before grabbing a fistful and running off means she THOUGHT she was stealing. Her intention was theft.
>>222600552Why is she dressed as a train conductor? She has never done a day's work in her life, let alone on a train
last time i used a pen was 400 years ago
okay so it took 4 minutes and 27 seconds for interracial sex to be mentioned itt
>>222600648Cody bro stop being a punk and turn off the vpn
>>222600720Alri Shakespeare
how do i thumbnail post on phoneit not let me clipboard image
>>222600576It's too hot to wank, but she's well fit. Got a name?
screaming out me arse
enjoysuzanna & itzzoeeeee
>Red extreme heat warning extended to Friday for London and parts of south-east England>WEDNESDAY WILL BE THE HOTTEST DAY BREAK RECORDS>ACTUALLY THURDAY WILL BE THE HOTTEST>ACTUALLY IT'S GOING TO FRIDAY TOO FUCK THIS FUCKING SHIT STOP IT YOU FAGGOTS HAVE BEEN WRONG ABOUT EVERYTHINGYESTERDAY YOU SAY IT WILL BE 19C AT NIGHTIT WAS 23C YOU FUCKING CUNTS NOW YOU SAY SUPER HOT AGAINYOU WARNED NOBODY ABOUT THE GIGATHUNDERSTORM THEY ARE MAKING IT UPTHE COMPUTERS ARE SHITFUCK THE WEATHERCUNTSWRONG ABOUT EVERYTHING CHANGES EVERY FUCKING MINUTE THEY ARE MAKING IT UP THEY DON'T KNOW SHITUSELESS FUCKING DIVINERS
>>222600734face you make when you fart
Timmy and his tiny white pecker in Thailand
TL;DR, US police apartment tracks and stalks a disabled nerdy ass white boy redditor 24/7 for over 4 months, has the entire department after him as their top priority, charges him with terrorism, sends 20 cops after him... for the crime of putting an few anti-zionist stickers on public property
>>222600648Corrrrrr
>>222600752weird name
>>222600759Fuck forgot pic
>>222600734murmuriel
>>222600756sup toady
>>222600665Stuff of legends
>>222600746*injects you with a mysterious sedative and drags you away*
>>222600746Rorke they are predicting the weather as best as they can, they are people who know about climate and weather patterns. You can rely instead on an old crazy man with a stick who judges the weather based off vibes if you wish
Tying an elastic band to my cock and playing the banjo
>>222600487who's this? need to milk my knob to her
>>222600759yank police departments are crazy, in smaller towns they act more like an organised gang and frquently run the drug trade
would love a distorted Bradley with my hairline
Poo scream
>>222600634do you like lamy? she was the one i liked the most when i watched them
our best days are ahead of us
mad how it's just going to keep getting hotter and hotter and leftypol's going to keep crying and screaming about going vegan and all sorts of nonsense while completely ignoring the fact that billions of biomass drink 50ml of water from a plastic bag and then just chuck it on the street
Murda charge ain't a joke and laugh you think that you're shower but you can't even jump in the bathI know the skengman that do Obeah, Voodoo, and Witchcraft! Roll with a 9 month old baby so they can bring out the mash in the Whinnie the Pooh scarf, NAH NAH you don't wanna see me on the scene, last thing you hear is a bang and a scream, bare mic man want me on their team cos they know if I buss a shot heads are coming off clean! I'll put a bullet in your bean bullet in your (inaudible) bullet in your (inaudible), put on the safety and switch off the beam, (inaudible) technomarine, but god forgive me if I buss my nine! GOD FORGIVE ME IF I BUSS MY NINE! I DON'T WANNA GET LOCKED UP LIKE SHINE BUT IF YOU DISS MY MUM THEN YOU CROSS MY LINE!
>>222600783>Inshallahand all sympathy lost
posting LIVE from wollongong
nary a syllable
Hello, I'm mentally ill biomass biomass biomass biomass biomass biomass biomass biomass biomass biomass biomass biomass biomass biomass
>Hello, I'm mentally ill biomass biomass biomass biomass biomass biomass biomass biomass biomass biomass biomass biomass biomass biomass
no appetite in this heat just been living off ice cream
did wordle in 4
>>222600862Will keep this in mind in future
>>222600873Seething
>Seething
independence for wessex
>222600869 13:05:59>222600873 13:06:29>22260088313:07:01>22260089013:07:34
>>222600880did it in 3
>>222600890;)
>>222600786Cheers lad x
Was looking at new dildos earlier but none of them really strike me as interesting.
>>222600904do these freakniggas actualy sit here talking to themselves all day wtf
>>222600905*sucks you off*
Nooooooooooo you can't use the word biomass that's our word
>>222600905Same, quite easy today
Alright poofs
Marxism is a false form of socialism.True socialism is nationalist, racialist, and eugenicist.
>>222600912need them to smear their shit on my philtrim
>>222600918get an animal one
how we all getting on in this heat
>>222600932i didn’t get it…
>>222600932that's a lie it doesn't even fit
>>222600945kill mei probably got skin cancer anyway
>>222600941fungus
>philtrim
>>222600945My balls sweat so much it looks like I wet myself
>WordleGrim and cringe
>>222600838see that bint yesterday claiming that every female celebrity has fake tits?
>>222600964ironically got it in three doing this
Finger painting the word biomass on my bedroom walls in shit encrusted hands as my mother comes in to inform me dinner is cooked (dino nuggies and chips)
>>222600980bobies
>>222600832Cops are literally just a gang, a mafia. But they're the state run gang meant to stop all the others and keep you safe.You see most people aren't opposed to crime and violence entirely, but only the state has the right to so-called "legitimate" use of violence against people.That's what cops are for.You can see how much of a gang they are when one of their own is accused of wrongdoing or crosses a line and how they cover for them, or how they intimidate people who do things they don't like.
>>222600972Get some a/c x>>222600977Would love to suck on them? x
shut up
>toilberg is an elon musk fanboygrim
>>222601011fungal
sashacela
>>222600941You have no idea what words mean shut up you sub-80 IQ troll
>>222600948
toilfu messaged me out of the blue after months of no contact just asking how I'm doing, then when I try to strike up a conversation with some work gossip she hits me with "yeah haha" 11 hours later and leaves it at thatmental how little I understand these woman games
don't post naked ladys
>>222600783Can easily sue them for violation of their first amendment rightsSame thing literally happened to a boomer bloke who got arrested for online posts not long after Charlie Kirk got assassinated
>>222600978it's just a fun little thing to do every day
>>222600912fantastic arse on the left
>>222601038yeah haha..
>>222600978
>>222601048shes laughing at my small penis in that webm
rather warm
>>222601038timmy moment
>>222601043why not?
>>222601063s
>sbro is a snake
>>222600843I never catch much of Lamy's streams, she's cute in the gen 5 group content and Holo collabs I've seen. In her gen I gravitate towards Nene the most
>>222601095lel
>>222601063frigging myself off to this post
>>222600783So America doesn't have free speech either. What do they have?
>>222601064my mind is plagued with thoughts of SPH 24/7 everyday
it not right
bought milky way magic stars for lunch and just felt them now and they've literally completely melted
>>222600912Corrrrrr tats
>>222601104daddario is an england girlbased
>>222600980just lovely
>>222600912corr I love a couple of slappers me
>>222601109pleasant here
that's not good...
>>222600912I'll take the nord on the right
>>222601109>31c>brits in shambleschecks outit's got up to 46c where I live, you pathetic bitches
>>222601120she is xx
touching my fanny
im being milked tomorrow
>>222601109>>222601124you don't know how lucky you are
>>222601124doxxed
>>222601140Suppose 46 doesn't matter when you never leave the house anyway
you're telling me this magic star had a melty?
>>222601140It's literally 40c here today and even hotter inside my house. No AC
>>222601124BBC weather is shit. Use the MET office weather or AccuWeather
>>222601143might as well since italy didn’t qualify
eating magic stars in my cellar so they don't melt
>>222601104that boy in the back has damn an adams orchard
>>222601150ktim
no way in fucking HELL it's 23c in Hull
>has damn anguten tag
corrr
stuntpegg milking my swc
bradley walsh porn
>>222601163oh imagine that it's exactly the same
these are going for £10, seems decent value tbf
>>222601192it's lushno idea what everyone is complaining about
>>222601168bizarre post
Can't park there mate
>>222601192please don’t swear mate
found a neighbour's garden to throw the rubbish in (removed any identifying letters first)
now thats comfy
>>222601213that's nothingit's fucking 30c here
>>222601212someone needs to teach Brits how to make chips honestly every time I see one of you post chips they're absolutely dire
>>222601216thumbnail looks like a giant cock going into your arse
>>222601168scr
I just come here to scrap any funny videos or memes.
>>222601211I live in Shrewsbury >>222601212Looks disgusting. Just make a sandwich or something. Much less calories, much healthier, cheaper
>>222601225well ask council to move your city closer to the coast then
>>222601249what do you know about health you grotesque freak
>>222601096yeah i think that's quite common for kaigai fans. nene was always more willing to speak english. not sure how it is now though
>>222601249no one asked?
>>222601237>tattoosruined
i can't goon i can't goon i can't goon!!!!far to hot to even wank
They shipped all the Africans in and now they're trying to burn the rest of us out with their weather controlling contraptions. In thirty years England will be indistinguishable from Somalia.
>>222601275grow up
>>222601192hull on earth
oh it lush
im a failure
>>222601249*much fewer calories
No one:rorke: They shipped all the Africans in and now they're trying to burn the rest of us out with their weather controlling contraptions. In thirty years England will be indistinguishable from Somalia
>>22260094527 feels like 28, windows and doors open. Beside the sweat it's nice, I should prob change into shorts >>222601156F>>222601195Cooked
>>222601275sweaty wanks are goated
>>222601275pump your perfect goon cock, now.
>>222601268blud got nene’d
>>222601307UM
>>222601301yeah but you're black so you're built for this sort of weather
SEX 102: POST NUT CLARITY SADNESS
sweet potatoes in the air fryer
>>222601249When I've been in Aldi, every employee has been overweight
ran out of water so have started to think my own piss to stay hydrated
right well that's a fat bitch dancing
s
my fridge might pack up from this heat
>>222601288In hearts at peace, under an English heaven.
What’s the conspiracy here
googoo gaga *poos myself*
>>222601216not really funny, over 30 people died
>>222601275That's the good thing about the heat, and it slashing your appetite. I've ate fuck all and wank free this week x
>>222601347right
>>222601342>googoo gagawhat did he mean by this?
>>222601340live under a rock?
>>222601340the planes are spraying chemicals on the populace to keep us in line
>>222601288hard to believe places like this even exist from the perspective of my hellish london flat
>>222601340extra scotlands
>>222601325alri bear
no one:literally no one:not a soul:rorke: https://voca.ro/1btlKoA7sVW6
downloading a lot so internet is very slow right now :/
>>222600552Imagine her lying in bed, 4 months pregnant with your son and telling you how much she loves you.
lots of cuties out enjoying the sun :)
>>222601375scream
>>222601375p spoom
>over 30 people died
whoa is that a frickin nonce post?! frickin epic XD
>>222601376'
>>222601377and then she does a massive fart that makes her minge flaps vibrate
>>222601414ok son
haven’t posted outside brit in literal years
>>222601397whats it called when a woman is so fat she doesn't have hips?like cankles
>>222601397need to hear those tits fart
Just completed gymtoil and showertoil and now I'm doing sit in the changing room naked and sweat toil. Utterly futile trying to dry myself. Really don't want to put my work clothes back on to this wet bod
>>222601377just before she breaks the news to you that she actually took congolese jungle BBC and that’s what knocked her up
such a nice time visiting the louvre on monday, didn't even notice i flew home with dogberg tied outside it so a nice flixbus back to get him at the weekend
>>222601377honestly can’t
>>222600981they do
>>222601450seek help twin
>>222601439She's not even fat, be quiet.
>>222601450this actually happened to me believe it or not
>>222601268My first Nene stream she was making English puns on Minecraft. I should catch her again after WC>>222601315Yh just back in from beefing with my opps in full puffers
all the tryhards still working out in this weathertake a day off bro you ain’t arnie
>>222601457dont get it
>>222601474Sir Terry Pratchett's Hogmother
many of you are extremely ill
>>222601461sydney sweeney?
i'm fat
>>222601474fat slag
I AM AN EMPLOYED WOMAN, AND I'M HERE TO DOMINATE THIS ALDI CHECKOUT LANE!
>>222601506poosc
>>222601311cringe dancing but i want her to smother her stinky sweaty arse all over my face
>>222601309
just been called based in greggs
I think I fucked my phone leaving it on my desk in view of the sun it's boiling and won't do anything i'll just switch it off and see if it gets better later
nothing makes me more aroused than the well spoken evil brit archetype
>muh fat girls so hotlow self-esteem
>>222601528mine got up to 57 degrees yesterday when i was sunbathing
>>222601397she must have some kind of growth imbalance condition gigantitsitis it's a real disease
pooing
>>222601528Lol
*starts sparking out cunts left and right*
>>222601506done him
>>222601528feed it to a polar bear they’re cold
>>222601540not low enough
>>222601528android moment lol
>>222601474Need her out this sun then sitting on my face
>>222601497screeeching
The Gay Porn State of Mind
>>222601607Phwoarrrr
>>222601603trannycore
>>222601603lol i bet she sucks the baby off and eats his ass for revenge or something
Did the incel post a naked mid woman or tranny
>>222601608gay cat
>>222601637all men
>>222601497howl
>>222601633sonion
i wanna kiss you
drinking a load of 0% beers then going into work acting drunk smelling of beer then they accuse me of being drunk and breathalyse me and im sober and i sue them all for harrassment for £2000000000 dollars
any hao ling man in
>>222601655bizzare lie
>>222601681and then your boss rapes you at 99999999999999999999mph
>>222601681a tobian scheme
started the screaming gimmick menot a fan as nobody uses roaring howling or bellowing anymore
>>222601671the mom faints from shock immediately, allowing her to have her way
>Arkwright entered the bungalow belonging to his other next-door neighbour, Marcus Law. Law was in a wheelchair after a motorbike accident. In what Arkwright would describe as a punishment for all the cigarettes that Law had scrounged off him, he stabbed Law at least 70 times, before trying to gut him. When this failed, Arkwright inserted one of Law's crutches into a gaping wound in his stomach. He also gouged out Law's eyes and inserted cigarettes into his eye sockets, ears, and mouthnever scabbing a fag off someone again
fascinating mate
already got used to being sweaty at all times. thie must be how those africans in the adverts with all the flies on them feel
>>222601528I've left mine in a hot car on a sunny day a few times, it'll be fine just let it cool down before booting it back up
>be antipodean>great great grandad raped a load of people and got sent to prison island >turns out prison island is actually paradise >spend all day on an incel forum anyway
lovely dinner but it made me very hot so now i'm forced to have an ice cold lager
>>222601571woman moment
>>222601765It's mental. Just pop down to the beach
>>222601772evil innit
>>222600561
