Holodem edish
>>222636710we don't knowi suspect someone like hitelr is but it is not our place to speculategod is afterall alljust and allwise so where he places people is correct>>222636761miracle
nth for the gyaldem
Made a peng gay porn saIad>cucumbers>red onion>cherry tomatoes>feta cheese>tsatziki sauce dressing
*walks into thread**looks around at the gathering /brit/izens, nodding respectfully at them**sits down*Right then.
Might buy a polo shirt to wear instead of a t -shirt to a formal dinnerLooking spaffy
how do you get arse smell out of your incel chair if you've been sweating into it all week?
*enters thread in extremely short shorts*
>>222636829Right well.
>>222636828you've been posting vile stuff all day so i know not to click on this
>>222636636que sera, sera
>>222636840saving this for answers>>222636843haha me at pride x
>>222636851bro needs to grow up
>getting darkthink some comfy thunderstein is coming
>>222636829right well
Not right in the head, that poster
Eating a fucking poo
Playing Pokemon SwordThat's the British one from Great Britain
Right well who's on the 'cohol and what are you drinking then?
genuinely mental how sweaty i am
>>222636894played that last year x
I'm such a fucked up freakYou should all stay away from me.
sitting in a room
Right well I am quite literally a Cornish man
>>222636897drinking a heineken
>>222636909sc
>>222636909how adventurous
>>222636906You like it? Don't like how my best mate in this game is brown, not realistic at all
I'm into some pretty heavy shit
>>222636894playing pokopia jirachi event is on :>>
Pooing out a brown man, pissing out a yellow fellow
>>222636894dragapult became one of my favourite 'mons because of that game x
>>222636909story of my life
>>222636897waiting for a bit latergona be a late night teehhee>>222636909mental we're all in the park
>>222636952why are you on 4chan in the park
*listens attentively*
Drank three can of pop today
>>222636935Liked the setting but the gameplay sucked
>>222636967wtf she's kust liek me if i was a QT3.142
Scotland sub edition
stubbed my gay porn toe
>>222636897sucking some gin (just gordons)got a cheeky slice of cucumber in it though with the ice and tonic
um
>>222636897Might skip it this week, lad>>222636909Fucking rich lad over here with his room. Canslad is standing in a fucking sewer
>>222636897drinking riesling because its so yummy yummy yummy
right
>>222636990Yeah, Scotland are subs to their English DOM masters
>>222636828Worst I've ever seen, how is that poor bastard still alive. Fuck you for sharing
errrrr
>>222637001dont think this is allowed
>>222636967yeah Paris, Texas is a banger tbf
>>222636894Need to play that still
It Friday x
mental age 13 year old spamming gore again is it
>>222636909bizarre thing to lie about
fodeypops
Where did you lads last go on holiday?
who did you marry in stardew valley lads
presumably going a tad bit bonkers
>>222637099never played that woke game
there is a very slight breeze to the air coming in31 degrees in this house currentlypray for me, lads, i might not make it out of this one
>>222637094Newquay
>>222637099the girl i played it with
>>222637094woolongollup
>>222637099Not played because I'm not gay or a trannyIn Skyrim I married Mjoll but I keep Frea about because I like her
is this a gore thread now
gf and i have a nice sex life if a little vanilla, i'm happy and she thinks i'm a normal laddoesn't know i had a bi curious phase in uni and took loads of drugs and was a complete buttslutbeen fisted, barebacked, probably pissed on in gay saunas when off my nut. wonder how she'd react if she knew
>>222637134brsc
>>222637065you could try to post something hotter
>>222637099i got bored after about 20 minutes so nobody
>>222637125cute
>>222637152CWLTSHC
>>222637134it sea mark
what do you reckon lads
>>222637099got it sex modded and wank to lesbian sex with abigail
>>222637177used to watch bet the builder as a kid
I guess I'll see you later then
>>222637138ever been blacked
got a £20 bottle of wine doesn't taste any better than my usual £8-12 purchases
>>222637177spend a fiver on 4 cans and put the rest in an index fund
>>222637134all the fish must have swam away from his TMAU
roight proper banger blower ding dat notification bell cheers full on slab posh pants shenanigans bugger all worth the luck bung a cable in it
>>222637094Bougainville
>>222637196dunno, probablywas into anon stuff in a sling or facedown no questions asked in the darkroom for a while so could be likely
>>222637177swap England and Portugal. TRUST ME
am I bothering you?
SeasideMarkSeasideHelenSeasideSean
going spare, not something you hear anymore
>>222637228yea you prolly need to die
>>222637238well I can't swap it I put it on before the tournament started plus portugal are SHITE
>>222637261i know they are, that's why i don't think they're making it to the quarters
just pulled my feet up and they smell a bit like cheese
>>222637169*walks outside**sees 0 hot men in an ocean of strangers*well then*walks back in**puts on straight pants*
no you arnet
>>222637232i can see my post in heredid you enjoy my post?
do you reckon those cartel blokes who do all the mutilation are normal blokes otherwise
>>222637289is that Bellingham?
>>222637289he lowk hot
>>222637296nah quite a few are mexicans
Your Ex is getting fucked raw and you're reading: >>222637232
>>222637278forgot what I'd even picked didn't I think I'm a bit pissed already
Getting the daily dose ofSimon TomlinMark CollettAlek YerburyDavid ClewsWarren BaloghEric StrikerSurvive the JiveThe Golden OneRichard the FourthMillennial WoesDespot of AntrimGreg ConteNathan Damigo Doomernat
could put this on everything
>>222637306pause
>>222637348
>>222637348addictive this stuff go through at least a jar a week sometimes just eat it straight out of the jar
>>222637339great even the Belgian is posting gore now
>>222637250
feel sick to the stomach when i think about the girl i like not replying to my texts because she's "very busy" despite it being the weekend so clearly her bf is just fucking her brains out
>>222637399ktimlove frying eggberts in it
don't know if I can be bothered with the footy with norway putting out a b team
Today's menu.ANOTHER six games for the tub of lard called Rorke.He's getting greedy now.
>>222637409she's is moaning and calling his name as she pulls his body closer and closer and raises her hips to meet each of his thrusts, eventually wrapping her legs completely around him and convulsing violently.
>>222637296don’t know pablo escobar is an interesting figure though, you reminded me to buy the book about him by shaun attwood
rorke sending himself to bed without any wanking
>>222637422it's a no from me
am I the only one who finds this insane?
>>222637409Stephen Fry said women don't like sex and it's just a sacrifice they make in order to have a relationship.If it makes you feel any better.
Shrimp
>>222637500that cat is not human bro
>>222637498Stephen fry, the bender
>Haaland on the benchnot watching
>>222637498nah steph dey aint like sex wit YOU nigga LOL
>>222637487this is what she would look like if she were black or chinese
>>222637500this is a nice berge give him a little pet
>>222637500good postpost more shrimp
mums gone spare
>>222637444mental she'll do that with him but not memental how she pretends she's too busy to reply to my texts buts he just too busy doing thismaybe i acutally hate her haha idk>>222637498he's an unuironic brainlet
>>222637498nigga named boycott
>>222637484they are the wardens of the road and I will obey them
>>222637500Would stomp this little rat's skull into dust with my golf cleats
mad how girls are 10x smarter than boys
>>222637552me narrating the family game of bowling
Have been walking around the local cemetery trying to figure out the code of the hidden gold but all I've managed to do is piss off some old people. Can I have a hint on where to start?
have they got uncontacted tribal people to react to mummy's new single yet
do you like the new song i do:)
>>222637562dont think kids "read" much of anything blud
>>222637554move on bro she has a bf are you retarded
>>222637484think it's reasonable, what if it's a black driver and they are curious and want to measure his bbc
>>222637289Get with me times boomer, "chud" has be co-optedMany egirls are doing skits to this brothas tunehttps://youtu.be/sUuwfY7-Tog
Fucked up by ordering a Chinese on justeat and then realised you can order direct on their website and I would have saved a tenner. Feel like a right mug. Guess I know for next time but I have only punished myself by looking.
>>222637562Ok maybe it’s because diary of the wimpy kid is fucking cool?
>>222637555how do you think her forefather got that namesmith was the blacksmith, tiller was the tiller, Williamson was William's son, and Boycott just generally didn't like things much
>>222637580the north sentinelese are saying it's cunty but elegant
>>222637581yes it goodlooks fit pregnant
>>222637348nigga name lee cum
Got my second courgette of the year, unfortunately a bunch on the plant failed to be successfully pollinated and were rotting on the vine so needed to be pruned. Will need to manually pollinate future flowers to avoid such a mess.
>>222637605youre 26 lil bro
>>222637592wasnt when started catching the FEELINGSback when she didnt want a bf LOL
>>222637634>Got my second courgette of the yearsuch is life for the man with erectile dysfunction
>>222637645arent you 40 why do you act like a teenage girl
>>222637484It is insane but most of this country would be fine with giving police the power to legally bum rape you just as long they are told it’s to “stop crime”
>>222637645just stop talking to her
>>222637634are these all euphemisms for something
doing a fast today always feel much better after bedtime. like a new person
>tiktok: videos>instagram: pictures>twitter: short little textsneed to come up with a social media site based on summat that aint been donejust trying to think thoughgrrr
>>222637498famous woman-shagger stephen fry
> Irish hospitals fit 13 men with 'gold standard' bionic penises at cost of €450,000
>>222637672fasted today so I can get a proper steamingtoil without worrying about the calories
>>222637680audio
diego hasnt earned the right to love yet
>>222637672bro think he sonic
why does a sink piss feel SO much better than a regular piss? it doesn't even make sense
>>222637680one where you need to post a braldey
>>222637702don't have to aim it
>>222637562>wimpy kidGlad we are raising young boys with masculine rolemodels
third shower of the day on the cards
>>222637658i dont message her but if she sends me a nice message feels bad not to replywe were quite close before she betrayed me Kappa
>>222637724yeah, the shape is better than urinals as well, no fucking splash backs. we need to stop designing toilets around foids and make them for men
um, I should be going...
>>222637562The chick-lit pulp that clutters the best-sellers list is equally as worthless. Only thing worth reading is non-fiction.
>>22263763840 year old zoomer too you, unc. I'm with the culture, you fell off
>>222637749:3
I keep trying this itv 7 shit as if I’m ever going to win
laying stark bollock naked in front of my fan hoping my fit flatmate walks in without knocking and suddenly fancies me as she's seen my tiny willy
>>222637749mad how they come out the womb capable of this much
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vps8WQoMHNo
last shift before my week off
>>222637749gosh
>>222637704>>>/gif/30836344
right hopefully the sun fucks off tomorrow then
>>222637827Hopefully you fuck off
I'm Rorke but I won't let Leftypol stop me from shaking my hips and dancing
bitch i am my own mommy the fuck
>>222637749this is what they (the progression of time) took from us >>222637788cant imagine living with strangerts in this kinda heat not being able to walk about your house fully nakedmust be grim af
kids don't need to read anymore we got AI nigga
Work off.Summer on.
>>222637836oh I will just waiting for rl to be bearable you cheeky bellend
catching some little pokemon for my pokemon team
/brit/.... we need to talk....
o i am wankin
>>222637903X
any Franciscus Mercurius van Helmont men in?
what do you even do with AIi've only seen it generate images and summarize google searches
im turning into the big man sam
squatting in front of the fan with my shirt off x
>>222637946the taj mahal
>>222637670Yes but I'm not here to educate you
Crazy frog. Funnt
>>222637926used to be able to take ladies' clothes off but that got banned by woke
wearing nuthing but timbs and aviators
>>222637558You wouldn't and you won't. Coward
lush
>>222638003cool guy B)
>>222637749Lil zoomie fella >>222637791Fella needs to outrun predators from birth. Humans babies pop out the womb practically useless compared to other mammals(marsupials don't count, they grow in a pouch). All that time in the womb spent building big brains ready to absorb the world for a few years till they can sorta run
gta 6 leak
rorke the typa nigga to have friends two years younger than him and molest them when he was a kid
Got a tenner in my Betfred account, will put it on the first world cup related suggestion. Preferably just win or lose because I'm not a seasoned gambler and don't know what I'm doing. I put 20 in and stuck a tenner on Ghana to beat England but that didn't work out
>>222638028Nah America really be crazy
>>222638029what the fuck
zog has gone too far
Wait, which team is Ghana?
>>222638028Can't imagine living normal life somewhere that every retard can just acquire a gun and kill you instantly for literally no reason
>a day for the Viking row or for France to grow? We’ll find out next!Why do they always say cringe shite like this
flat next door has an asian prozzoid living in itevery couple of months whoever is in there changes over to a new asian ladyassume it's human trafficking and probably should report it
where's the french team
>>222638070Journalism is a dead art
partys over pal
>>222638059They arrested leftypol?!?
>>222638080Pointless, they won't do anything about it. Maybe send a pcso over to do a welfare check and tick a box when she's not obviously being raped at the time
>>222638070boring bastard
will norwegian booty be getting blacked!We’ll find out next!
>>222638080how much?
>>222638070france to grow like france aren't already some acromegaly giant freaks of football
Five gay porn pints down the hatch
Who died?
>>222638080albos might kick your teeth in
Lads, Canslad has an ideaWhat if we replaced the outside with the inside?
>>222638161rorke
suck mummy's finger?
everyone says if they went back in time they'd either stop or help hitlerme? i'd stop women from voting
>>222638154
>>222638189i'd stop women
they ordering galaxy gas
>>222638180NO!
>>222638154common souls game enemy
why isn't haaland starting
made a nice burger x
>>222638189Honestly I'd stop that fucking lizard thing from getting out the water
>>222638068complete meme
fancy a 'za but if I fire up the oven the flat will be like a fucking sauna
>>222638219it's the entire b team playingidk why
right on the cans againmust save some for tomorrow
>>222638219Who’s haaland
>>222638237elton
>>222638154えっちですね
bunch of kings on the field
>>222638189id rape hitler
>>222638248>Flatvirgins suffering Couldn't be me as a chad homeowner
I'm 32. I get zero Tinder matches and I don't have any women I talk to regularly. People always say 'just go out,' go out and do what? Cold approach strangers and hope I don't get brushed off? Oh yeah I could do it, I could also steer the wheel of a car with my knees but it doesn't make it a good fucking idea. I genuinely don't understand how people meet partners anymore. It's fucking mind-boggling. Meanwhile I see average-looking guys in relationships all the time, so I don't think it's just looks. Maybe years of loneliness have fucked up my vibe and made me come across differently, but I don't even know where to start.
>>222638261いいえ全然
>>222638255in this heat?
>>222638281just hire an escort
>>222638281get raped
Did the lad whose wife's birthday was yesterday go feral on her pussy and have stinking sweaty sex?
>>222638189how
>>222638290?
what if time travels existed but someone already traveled back in time to make it impossible
>>222638281paying most of the bills bills to keep her around
mad how doctors sometimes be like "yeah i wanna specialise in poo and bums doctoring"
Mum's been fucking texting me about going to uniPiss the fuck off26 is too old
>>222638154this? rorke
GOLAZO
>>222638281normal people have friends that go out to social events together where they meet new people many of which are women
HAHAHAHAHA
rorkeian poo rapists
i will never understand europeans who think they're saving the planet from regulating basic things like air conditioning when india and china are raping the planet with no regulations whatsoever
>>222638357Ktim
forgot to cancel my drunkenly purchased fansly subscriptions-£13 to my bank account
>>222638237what are the green alien eggs
FOM
>>222638397
>>222638248this has been me all weekbeen raping the air friar and using the rice cookar a little bit more than usual
>>222638388china has THREE TIMES the people of the entire north american continent and only 2x the emissions, despite being an actual industrial economylets all be more like china
>>222638381italian tries to not be a weird pervert challenge [impossible]
>>222638394lets see the goods
>>222638414?
>>222638433noposting leaked content is a crime
the nonsensical zoomer aussie turns into a ccp bot at the drop of a dime
haha that player is called berg
>>222638425yes you've said this before but that's because most of their rural population lives in poverty and defecates in the streets more than india
>>222638456youve fallen for propaganda
imagine pinkpantheress using your bollocks as a punching bag
>>222638441nothing ése
>>222638425doesn't really count when half of your population live in rural destitution
>>222638446i doubt he is even chinese he's just shitposting because australian humor is like that
>>222638357Why don’t you just do the uni where you do it online or part time ?
>>222638446god forbid a white boy get a little chinese
I dont understand all this Tracey emin art
>>222638494Dunno just kind of lazy
>>222638494because I have a life
>>222638472yes official statistics for open defecation is propaganda that i've fallen forfuck off with this shit ccp shilling gimmick
>>222638503>>222638510Right
haven't been on the cans in 3 weeks
>>222638501why dohn de guvverment ahdmit dey just goht et wrong
dad's boyfriend went to beijing and said the first thing he saw after leaving the airport was a bloke shitting on the motorway verge
how do you do uni online? is it cheaper
It`sallLovely At Coopers !!
>>222638397gherkins, i fucking love them
i love chinese bitches and i love the ccp hit me up chinese bitches if you lookin to pickle some white meat in your fanny
>official statistics for open defecationhowlingyou google it and he’s not even right either
>>222638602ask sacked trannyhe's been doing an OU degree for about 5 years
>>222638602just Google it x
right well that's scotland out then
>>222638618i saw a graph and vaguely remember china being on top of india but you're right i checked it myself and it's not the casemust have been outdated or cherrypicked data, but it's still an issue there
noo>>222638645>>222638645>>222638645
>>222638154its not right
>>222638602Open university it is but it really depends on what degree you want to do. most careers it won’t matter but some will turn their nose up at a degree from openuni
>>222638189based
>>222638281You'll be shit but that's the point, you need to grind out your XP or you'll always be shit. Same as everything in life.
>>222638357>paying for a degree in this job marketlol lmao even
