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>>222641452
>nobody came
sad!
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Viva México

Malditos sean los bastardos anglos de Estados Unidos y Canadá
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>>222641558
as usual
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>>222642187
what? fuck you nigga
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get your /cum/ up
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alri
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Why haven't you applied yet?
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Just found out that one "goth" girl athena (the annoying one with the starbux meme) has an asian boyfriend. And as if that wasn't shocking enough, he has a huge dick
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>>222645690
My doctor says I can't have scissors, so I wouldn't be able to cut up any passports
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>>222645699
CRUSHED
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Can't believe I'm saying this but it seems like the gay clubs are less... sexual than normal clubs? Well it depends what kind of club it is but in my experience there's no random groping and grinding on people at the gay clubs I've been to, and you're not kicked out for being ugly or old. Is my experience usual or is it just local?
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>>222641452
I am depressed and don't know what to do should I just take a trip before going back to college I am kind of old and I want to do one major trip before not having free time
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>>222646121
you've been posting this for years now
just do something
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>>222646092
lmao what are you even talking about nobody gets kicked out for being ugly or old
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>>222645628
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>>222646149
I've been turned away by bouncers saying no one above 25
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>>>222646158
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>>222646121
Taking a trip won't do anything you'll just be depressed in a different cunt and out several thousand dollars
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>>222646232
I am actually gonna go to college the thing is the college classes won't be available til the spring semester
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>>222641558
I did ... on your mom's face.

AH!
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>>222646158
Well there’s no laws in the circus…
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>>222646192
doubtful
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Currently backing up my entire porn folder on my hard drive onto my Google Drive.
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>>222646295
What exactly do you have?
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>>222646292
Have you never been out clubbing? Sounds like it.
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The idea of meeting with someone irl makes me so nervous that I shit my guts out
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>>222646295
can u back up 2tb of hand selected porn for free?
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>>222646317
clearly I've been out way more than you have, since it sounds like you've literally never been and are basing your opinions off some incel meme
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Remember this next time a brit makes fun of you.
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I like high temps even when they're uncomfortable because high heat makes my lazy ass feel like it's doing something productive even when it's not.
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https://britmonkey.com/2020s-political-compass/
Post your results
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>>222646332
I've actually been turned away from clubs twice because of an 18-24 only rule (that was never posted anywhere that I had seen). How do you explain that? In other cases people seemed very sexually aggressive in mainstream clubs like it was the only reason they were there. I go clubbing every weekend.
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>>222646368
doubt all of this highly or you're a disgusting jeet who nobody wants around.
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>>222646368
What city?
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>>222646387
Alberta is my city
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>>222646418
Faggot.
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>>222646244
gotta get on that internship grind
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>>222646332
bouncers at high end clubs are literally just there to stop ugly people from coming in
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Latinas are hot but scary
It seems like to effectively sex one up you have to be super masculine
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>>222645906
that's just natural selection working
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We are charlie
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Justice for harambe
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>>222646358
Anyone?
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>>222646457
They're trashy
Would rather have a high caste jeeta
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How did "my guy" end up so reddit coded
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N
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>>222646637
They are trashy but they are hot undeniably.
I wouldn't wife one but id shag one if I could
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pecker packers dood
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Probably all on student visas
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>>222646092
>Is my experience usual or is it just local?
I have an e-fren who's a fag in Texas and from what I can tell it's because Zoomer gays are very different from other generations of fags. Older fags are fixated on the club scene for obvious reasons, it was the nexus of the whole thing because "gayness" was seen as an oddity for bohemians at best or morally reprehensible at worst depending on where you were. It was where the whole "movement" was born after all, a seedy night club raid in NYC that went sideways.
Zoomers however are different because we grew up in an inverted paradigm: unlike before where the LGBT movement was seen as an insurgent counterculture with its bases in clubs, bars, and political radicalism, we grew up in a time where there the opposite was the case: being gay was completely normalized and in many contexts celebrated. As a result, if you're gay in high school you can simply just be gay in high school instead of having to do it somewhere else, because on one hand it's easier and on the other outside of banter you won't be bullied for it either because nobody really cares or because the teachers/staff will protect you. I grew up in a red area of a flyover state and had no problem with the gay guys there ever, and they never did either with anyone else apart from banter (one of them even came up with a funny slur in jest that my whole class used for guys that simp too hard, "booblicker").
Not to mention among gay Zoomers they have the same issues other Zoomers do, oftentimes even more so: they're socially stunted, mentally ill, and above all else, strapped for cash and time. So they either stick with their group from HS, meet guys through normal activities like school/work/discord/social media etc., or they do stuff through the apps. ANd of course this doesn't even mention that Zoomer fags tend to be disgusted by the fags of yesteryear with their fisting clubs and AIDS bathhouses because they're keenly aware of the thin ice they're on.
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European Soccer Fans Are SHOCKED How Much They LOVE The USA
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Tom Pearl is the man, do people do this kind of thing in your cunt?

https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1782348221892297.mp4
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Toronto Maple leafs got 1st overall pick in the draft, a really good player in Gavin McKenna too
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The clubs are wild tonight bros. I just had sex with 4 different women. Brb this is my song
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>>222646736
that's the guy who's famous for getting shot by a tranny
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we are charlie kirk
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>>222646784
Kwab
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As a result, gay bars now tend to cater to older clientele who either aren't open to that stuff at all because they're with their established group and have settled down, or it's the opposite where they're a bunch of sick fucks that eat shit and bug chase because they somehow survived peak AIDS; and it all depends on where you are.
Either way, if I were gay I definitely wouldn't look to gay bars if I wanted action, I'd have much better luck just going out to normal bars/clubs or doing normal stuff online or irl to meet people.
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Id rather die like George Floyd desu
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is it ok to get a band shirt if i like the band but only a few songs
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>>222646782
which song?
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>>222646782
NYC I presume? I heard they have a crazy woman to man ratio in Manhattan.
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Did you guys hear someone talking?
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>>222646805
You're so autistic lol he's meming
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>>222646802
Lil jon turn down for what
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>>222646820
>he's meming
I get that there's a 99% chance he was Shit Was So Cash posting but I can never tell with this general at times. It's also true, NYC infamously has a massive amount of horny Millennial women.
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>>222646797
No
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>>222646797
Yes but it has to be vintage
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>>222646829
Stop lying, you legit believed him
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>>222646823
yikes/10
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>>222646830
>>222646831
i got a few death songs on my rotation and i've been thinking of a shirt
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>>222646844
LMFAO - shots is on now
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>>222646843
>you legit believed him
It's not that I did, it's more that I wanted to.
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I really love Canada
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>>222646859
jeez dude
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What are your thoughts on Three 6 Mafia?
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Wrote my final paper in my U.S/Canada geography class today while at work. It was about Quebec and why I think it's cool.
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>>222646889
Kino.
>https://youtu.be/fOR-v8ghkRo
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maybe today is really the last day im alive
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we all bought peak and sledding game during the summer sale right
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When I was younger, I had sex with Azucena. I was a cashier at the bus terminal and she used to study where I lived, she lived like an hour away from my town. I never really saw her like a woman, just like a friend or user. One day I was to leave my shift and she was there. I asked her what happend and she said she missed her bus ride ( you know, remote towns have their own buses and schdule ). I asked her if she wanted to drop off at a motel and that I would pay so she would feel safer. She said yes, we arrived at the motel, I paid a whole night for her. Then she asked me to stay with her, I said sure, back in those days it wasn't that bad that an old man like me dated a Jr. High girl. I ordered some beers and we were both drinking watching some telenovelas. She undressed and I was like WTF, but she looked really cute and turned me on and started fucking.
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I wish you would step back from that ledge, my friend
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if i die, will i at least be given a chance?
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Boring thread
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I just bought some Craghoppers solarshield trousers. What am I in for?
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i walked into a women's restroom today. i was so embarrassed.
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>>222646990
You pervert
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>>222646990
did you see any panties
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>>222647005
no, i noticed it was the ladies room as soon as i walked in because there was a women washing her hands.
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>>222647014
Why didn't you take a shit right there?
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>>222646121
I'm going to visit Canada before Christmas again not because I'm an incel but because I miss Winter and want to drink alcohol to feel warm and wear winter clothes again.
Sex would be nice too of course.
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Can't even get with a hoor. I'm so alone in this world
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>>222647025
I sent a text to a 50 year old woman today because I don't want to pay for a whore
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>>222647025
Sometimes you just gotta dance when the world gets wacky bro!
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>sex would be nice to ofcourse
hahahhhhaa.

you need to go straight to the point, if youre going out with the intention of having sex you can't just play it off like "tahahaa lets see what happens".
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>>222647038
nothing wrong with knocking the dust off a vintage pussy
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should i watch this?
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Post high school Zillennial bops only. Turned 30 and feeling nostalgic, genuinely can't believe this was half a lifetime ago now
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f19kox9yrT8
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I'm gonna go cruisin with the family
(crusin is driving through the town, in this case while we eat sushi with wasabi )
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>>222647052
I liked them, not for everyone though. Extremely gruesome
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>>222647051
She's cute, in good shape, and has giant fucking tits, She's the rare trve shortstack that isn't a fat fuck.
>>222647048
>you need to go straight to the point
If I'm looking to fuck up there and I'm dialled in I will 100% cross that bridge when I come to it
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>>222647063
something about the gore just kills the realism
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>>222647057
Looks like uppity millenial hipser music, but the title makes hooking up with a whore so elegant.
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>>222647052
It's kino. Art is what incels wish they could be.
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>>222647038
Bruh
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>>222647071
Yea the gore doesn't look that real, makes it easier to watch
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>>222647052
No, they're very Mexican-coded
>>222647057
https://youtube.com/watch?v=3zZ8Dj5OSJ4&
https://youtube.com/watch?v=dMGmIAdQUIc&
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>>222647077
it insist upon itself
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>>222647086
i actually like this film a lot
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>>222647095
Haven't seen it, I liked this movie
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zoom zoom me pela mi verga.
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>>222646867
very indian post
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>>222647057
ayo dis nigga got held back two years
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lxw3C5HJ2XU
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I don't like zoom zoom because he's an attention whore, foid like behaviour
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>>222647088
I bought 1975 tickets for my boyfriend back then not realizing he was gay, thanks for the memories

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KleUddM2IPw
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>>222647104
looks like a found footage film. may i suggest v/h/s
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>>222647108
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>>222647126
I'll check it out
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Spinster pumping my penis with her vagina oh yeah
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>>222647133
the makeup artists did an excellent job.
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>>222647134
jason and spinny tape?
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>>222647134
Cut it out dude
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>>222647134
I already came inside her dude
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>>222647124
>realizing he was gay
>a change of heart
kek, sounds like a story there
I started listening to that album out of the blue again for whatever reason last year. I was a young teenager back when it came out and listened to the singles on it a lot but never sat down and listened to it or any of their albums until then. Now I spin that album when I drive around at night all the time, it's peak nighttime driving music and peak sad lonely guy in a big city music.
I also retroactively wish I could have seen them At Their Very Best because I heard they played an awesome show when they came to Minneapolis but alas, I was too fixated on my FFL plan.
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>>222647092
Because it has a valid point to make!
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>>222647178
post more nostalgiabait
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ik_BQYbbZ5U
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/cum/ Hall of Shame:
Matthew
Mousenonce
Brian
Schizojeet
Goshcel
Zoom zoom
Lainposter

Did I forget anyone?
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>>222647238
Jason
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>>222647223
https://youtube.com/watch?v=Am7f-e0xf0E&
https://youtube.com/watch?v=7TbyVymPuQM&
https://youtube.com/watch?v=1FbJw2JetUo&
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shit just remembered bon iver FUCK 1 sec
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>>222647238
Leonardo
Fox of /cum/
Jason
Tranny who posts the same gay pic
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>>222647253
You're right Leonardo and that leaf tranny that links black on tranny porn should be on there
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>>222647238
I like lainposter. Add the serbian
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i’m a rider
provider
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>>222647238
I wish I was on that list ):
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>>222647267
>that leaf tranny that links black on tranny porn should be on there
that's another guy. I was talking about this tranny https://desuarchive.org/int/search/image/3F3xlO53DQdNNhoDaKTvGA/
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>>222647282
That one got bullied off here pretty fast
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Really, really wish I hadn't just watched that webm. Some things are better left unseen.
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>>222647268
Didn't lainposter almost kill the general?
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>>222646736
When a person undergoes biological death, their soul departs for a distant realm of souls; after residing there for approximately forty years, it is reborn into another life.
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>>222647335
>after residing there for approximately forty years, it is reborn into another life.
salsa?
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Any bros got that cause of death no bitches kot meme?
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alright chat i don't want to spend another weekend just wasting away at home it's a big beautiful world out there and i want to see it but at the same time it's all so BORING tell me how to use punctuation then tell me what i can do this weekend for some fun
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>>222647355
im living it
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>>222647335
Another theory is that the soul returns to the universal consciousness like a drop of water returning to the ocean, dissolved into the essence of universe, new souls are born out of the universal consciousnes (the essence of the universe) or sometimes someone is reincarnated.
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I held a house party tonight and I shouted 'I AM THE SQUIRE!' at people on at least two separate occasions
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>>222647365
But got the image to represent that featuring a cat?
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>>222647351
This is the outcome of an agreement reached over a decade ago by prominent psychiatrists and biotechnologists from around the world who gathered in a U.S. city for a conference.
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>>222647368
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xUIBnmdJJ50
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>>222647358
Eat at a local restaurant tonight. Get the cream sauce. Have a cold pint at 4 o’clock in a mostly empty bar. Go somewhere you’ve never been. Listen to someone you think may have nothing in common with you. Order the steak rare. Eat an oyster. Have a Negroni. Have two. Be open to a world where you may not understand or agree with the person next to you, but have a drink with them anyways. Eat slowly. Tip your server. Check in on your friends. Check in on yourself. Enjoy the ride.
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>>222647358
Go swimming in a lake or the ocean and see how far you can go
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Imaginary friends
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>>222647402
I AM THE ELDEST BOY! I AM THE SQUIRE!
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Imaginary /cum/s
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>>222647409
Im a squirrel
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anybody have the picture of the big sad mexican guy, "it's mexicover"
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thought that was her haha
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>>222647368
This might be a top 10 album for me. I'm not the biggest fan of Gibbard's work with Death Cab for Cutie but this album just feels like anything else to me. Simultaneously of its time but also timeless. Hopelessly yearning and mellow but also upbeat and poppy. I don't think I could ever get tired of it.
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>>222647372
Actually, I don't like the idea of reincarnation or rebirth." This is a famous line from a Korean movie: "You don't know why you ended up like this, do you? You keep looking for answers elsewhere, don't you? Well, you shouldn't have come to see me, then. Life is suffering. Didn't you know that?" In my view, life is nothing but a continuous chain of suffering and anguish; there is no such thing as joy.
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>>222647393
You can't do this in calgary no one goes to a local restaurant by themselves, you'll look like a weirdo
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>>222647447
So what?
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>>222647444
> In my view, life is nothing but a continuous chain of suffering and anguish; there is no such thing as joy.

This is what french people believe, but I don't believe that to be true, there is joy to be had, but most of this joy comes from meaningful connections with friends and family, without those even money and success will be meaningless.
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I've got that drank in my cup
I've got that stank in my butt
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Using the advice of the jamaican I have initiated communication with a japanese femboy.
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a cheeky goon, why not
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>>222647447
>we don't do THAT in CALGARY
>>222647481
grim
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>>222647461
Its not that fun going to a restaurant by yourself and people looking at you as a weirdo
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>>222647436
You better start posting some shit.
I bought this song a ringtone for my flip phone in middle school (specifically at the 2:35 mark because it sounded the most like a ringtone to me)
https://youtu.be/KGEyqP0744c
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I was terrible at roofing because imagine being told your only job was trash even after begging if you could be taught something but since you fucked it up a couple times you aren't allowed to be taught
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just tired man
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sup boys
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Any way to voice chat with yall? Is there a discord? I'm bored
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>>222647485
There are so many fats, uhlies, and minorities that I can look back at them like they are weird.
Are Canadians really afraid of restaurants?
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Just want a hot ass Stacy to spit into my mouth
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You know I wish it were legal here and with this right-wing gov't to hold a 16-shot 9 mil semi-auto beretta that can sign the death warrant right up front not for just the first Bosnian invading your house, but for the fifth in a row, too!
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>>222647498
Unless it's like a pho restaurant or something it's rare to see someone eating by themselves in my experience
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>>222647497
theres vocaroo
leave us a message
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>>222647488
Why are you obsessing over a menial job you had for a few months?
Stop being a pussy and try harder next time
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>>222647518
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screaming
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>>222647493
Hello fren, things have happened
>>222647509
I eat alone a lot and used to do it all the time, only reason I don't now is because it's too expensive
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Is it true that many people live in the underground tunnels in Las Vegas?
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>>222647517
Because it's another sign I am kind of a useless idiot I can probably 4 jobs I had and all of them didn't last longer than 120 days
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>>222647497
I would chat but I am scared of other people and haven't spoken in over 4 months
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when is the next /cum/ game night
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>>222647527
sup bro, what happened?
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>>222647521
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STAND YOUR GROUND! IF YE BE SHOCKED, RECOVER, HOLD! RALLY! BE YOUR OWN MAN!
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>>222647527
Don't tell him you eat out alone. That definitely isn't convincing someone it is normal and fine to do
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>>222647529
yeah there's a few documentaries on youtube, it's not only in Las Vegas, mole people they call em
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>>222647529
of course not, tarō
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Latina to Gordita pipeline
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>>222647541
Looks like my ex wife before we'd go to the country bar HA HA
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>>222647529
Here’s a feature length documentary on the people living in the Vegas tunnels
https://youtu.be/bRGrKJofDaw
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>>222647548
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ztj36lnGRNo
this song is still better than sex, on stimulants, on a yacht off LA
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>>222647539
>sup bro, what happened?
Finally got the urge to text my old boss in an attempt to fuck her. Will let you guys know what happens.
>>222647545
I watch movies alone too
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Gonna drain the ol tranny tomorrow and then fill her up again
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Playing ff7 rebirth
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>>222647533
>>222647515
https://voca.ro/1g5OKJuwWWD9

It's cringe vocaroo time yall!!!!!!!!
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Do you think God had Malice or humor when he made me? I am such a useless piece of shit that I am just not gonna bother going back to college I know that I will fuck it up
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>>222647581
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>>222647492
iktf
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>>222647589
You should play ffX-2 with the nude patches and fan made extra minigames
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>>222647573
>this song is still better than sex, on stimulants
mmm debatable

it is very chill, it reminds me of another song but my brain is mush at the moment and I can't think...

>>222647579
Hmm interesting..how old is she, she cute? Did you flirt while on the job?
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fuck you
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>>222647601
I don't play old games
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>>222647533
>and haven't spoken in over 4 months
how is that even possible

>>222647591
cute voice
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>>222647469
>This is what french people believe, but I don't believe that to be true, there is joy to be had, but most of this joy comes from meaningful connections with friends and family, without those even money and success will be meaningless
You seem to view the world with a clear, innocent gaze—much like a girl who grew up receiving abundant love from her parents and relatives in a conservative Christian family where faith was instilled from birth. I was born and raised in a family that practiced traditional Korean Mahayana Buddhism; yet, while I find a sense of peace and stability whenever I visit Buddhist temples, I repeatedly discover that reading the Diamond Sutra—even multiple times—fails to dispel my inner anguish.
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>>222647635
Ai post
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>>222647618
Thank you now make a karaoke vocaroo NOW NOW NOW!!!!!
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>>222647602
>how old is she
50
>she cute
Yes, she's in good shape and is the elusive rare short stack that isn't fat. Her tits are MASSIVE and her voice is very sexy and girlish.
>Did you flirt while on the job
I got her number after she accidentally doxxed herself (I work in IT) and then made the move on her the last day she was there. I've been wondering when or if I should do it but given my prospects are bleak at the moment at least until college starts again I decided fuck it, might as well.
Now I'm just waiting for a response, and even if I don't get it I can at least say I gave no fucks and went all-out.
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Cum in me give me your babies
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>>222647618
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P6lgpkowD78
I may have posted this before, but just all of this...JFC! It's like a platonic ideal!
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Hagmaxxing is fagmaxxing if money isn’t involved
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everyone needs to chip in
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>>222647667
Is that a man or woman
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its friday night
I should be out at a bar or something but I have no friends and I dont know where to go or how to talk to women
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zoom zoom thinks this is a big ass
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>>222647642
I don't have a good singing voice :D
>>222647649
>50
DAYMN
>Her tits are MASSIVE and her voice is very sexy and girlish.
Interesting...
>Now I'm just waiting for a response, and even if I don't get it I can at least say I gave no fucks and went all-out.
Absolutely based, good luck bro, that's the spirit!
>>222647665
now that's smoov, I don't think you have posted it
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>>222647701
When I saw this post I immediately thought wow, zoom zoom is fucking ugly. He is a fatass.
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>>222647701
What's his name
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https://voca.ro/1288ha07xKdg

I'm a 30 year old hag but I feel I've efficiently hagmaxxed
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>>222647641
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https://youtu.be/WGGvlTXGERA
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>>222647705
Do it anyway bruh
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>>222647708
something weird going on with his ostrich legs that's for sure
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4chan is funny. Marcus Aurelius was right. There's nothing new under the Sun. This site is a conveyor belt of the same complaints and problems by men year after year.
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>>222647720
>I KNEW BOZ SCAGGS BEFORE HE WORKED WITH TOTO!
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>>222647603
When and where
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>>222647720
https://youtu.be/cAicP_hZzXs
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>>222647716
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>>222647635
>You seem to view the world with a clear, innocent gaze—much like a girl who grew up receiving abundant love from her parents and relatives in a conservative Christian family where faith was instilled from birth

Actually my parents were very inconsistent with love, inner anguish usually comes from a lack of connection with other human beings or an unlived life, usually a combination of both. Maybe you should turn towards your suffering and examine what is causing your suffering, life will always contain suffering but there's certainly ways to gain enjoyment out of life as well.
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>>222647714
I want to put my penis in your vagina ma'am
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>>222647642
https://voca.ro/1hftg6k1xrlL
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>>222647720
theres other songs on that album, yknow
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>>222647732
True but read A Guide to the Good Life: The Ancient Art of Stoic Joy. Marcus was a depressed fucker but he inspired a lifestyle worth living.
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>>222647741
How old are you? I already have a French bf in his 20's
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years from now you're be able to relate to the youngins that you once joined a drug-addled Slovene in his digital quest for the perfect west coast sound grail
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>>222647756
Fuck you whore getting my hopes up like that
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>>222647746
Very nice, it's giving Andrew Bird. What song is it? Do you sing too?
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>>222647756
Je suis ton French bf
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*you'll
still, I think I'm kinda handicapped by my refusal to listen to Kenny Loggins
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>>222647714
Not a bad voice also 30 is not hag territory.
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>>222647763
Just post yourself singing you faggot I don't have all day
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I was trying to find a song I saw in a reel. Google song search couldn't identify it, and neither could Shazam, Gemini nor ChatGPT. Then I realized it was probably some AI shit created specifically for the reel. Fuck man.
Here's the reel if anyone is interested or if anyone can identify the song: https://www.instagram.com/reel/DaDhaPMCvlQ/
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>>222647761
>implying it hasn't already been found and it's not this
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>>222647763
don't trust american women bro. i learned that lesson. americans are the reason for the incel epidemic, they've been cucked by their own woman too much and convinced everyone all women are all like american women
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>>222647732
I know you’re Jewish, but that’s from Ecclesiastes 1:9 in the Bible
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>>222647732
Remember when you outed yourself as a piece of shit who gets off on hurting animals?
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>>222647793
SOME PEOPLE CLAIM THAT THAR'S A WOMAN T' BLAME!
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>>222647777
Checked and I appreciate it. Please post yourself singing, I'm getting a little drunk and it's very entertaining for me
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Gonna go read hentai
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>>222647813
post tits bitch
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>>222647591
Nice vocal fry while you’re trying to sing too low maybe you can join Red Scare
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>>222647816
for the plot?
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>>222647768
when the wind is blowing by paul mccart
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>>222647761
>>222647793
FUCK forgot the link: https://youtu.be/vcaPiiFZu2o
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>>222647813
Can you make a JOI
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>>222647826
>paul mccart
Mall cop
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>>222647826
Do more
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jeet roommate has moved out
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>>222647824
Yeah my favourites are netorare
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>Yeah my favourites are netorare
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>>222647827
that's sort of a nerdy boogie, it's not a slick late 70's rich hippie perv song...though they could do Santana quite well, and Push The Little Daisies is good outsider art
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drinking milk
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Real girls actually post here
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Oh yeah. It's all coming together.
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>>222647838
>jeet roommate
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I was gonna post a song but I sound too drunk in a bad way
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I asked my lesbian neighbor earlier whether there was an attack of dilophosaurus because there's a wire fence between our balconies now
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>>222647831
What's dat?
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Yep its kino
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>>222647863
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RNK_HnzMhg8
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>>222647868
Jerk off instructions
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>>222647837
https://voca.ro/1jxzGnf55hB5
u do something now ho
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>>222647868
Pornsick freak asking for this:
https://youtu.be/qAs9laxC-rs
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>>222647785
Hmm...if it's a legit house track Shazam should be able to recognize it

>>222647813
https://vocaroo.com/1moYh7umijms

best I can do cause you said please

>>222647867
I asked my lesbian friend out and she said she doesn't like men...can you fucking believe this bullshit?
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>>222647863
I want to hear it. Don't worry, we're all alcoholics here
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>>222647863
do it anyway. Im making a compilation of drunk /cum/bums singing

it might be the same guy every time but oh well
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>>222647887
a lesbian once gave me her number...but I thought she was demeaning of me, so I never pursued it
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i have a gf but when i see you all react to a foid i've realized women are evil
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>>222647882
deadly premonition?
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>go to Timmies
>order two Reese peanut butter cookies (these cost more than the regular cookies)
>get to the window
>pay, receive food
>check food
>it's two raisin cookies
>WTF
>tell jeetbitch to give me a refund
>she tells me they were sold out of the Reese's peanut butter cup cookies and that she did a legitimate substitution and as a result can't issue a refund
>call her a bitch and throw the cookies against the plate glass window as I drive away
Fucking cunts, I hate Indians so much.
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>>222647903
yeah
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>>222647900
you dont have a gf
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>>222647891
Might have been me more than once
I just really love pirates of penzance is all...
https://voca.ro/12iRX9M7qiGX
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>>222647913
I have a wife and kids lol
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>>222647882
beautifull whistle you!
https://voca.ro/1ik4azDS9hcf
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>>222647913
i do. sorry u don't
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Saaaaaaaaaaar
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>>222647919
that's not a bad movie, it looks like a picture book
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>>222647739
My inner turmoil stemmed from violence. During my school days, I used to run with bullies and torment weaker classmates, feeling no guilt about it at the time. Later, while serving in the military, there was a recruit—older, short, and skinny—who struggled to adjust and frequently clashed with senior soldiers; I turned a blind eye to his plight and even came to loathe him. Although I didn't actively bully him, I never once stood up for him or offered support regarding his difficulties in adapting. One day, I heard the news that he had taken his own life while on vacation, which prompted a flood of thoughts. These thoughts were largely filled with disillusionment—regarding humanity itself, myself, and the wrongs I had committed in the past.
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>>222647900
Oh no are people having fun and sharing vocaroos instead of autistic screeching at each other about thread personality schizo spammers
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>>222647922
>>222647925
you are a khhv incel volce just like me
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>>222647899
>demeaning of me
why?

I had a girl right after high school and then she moved to the capital, two years later I saw her with blue hair, gained weight and was supposedly a lesbian, such a shame. She straight up did the SJW thing and that's rare in Vulgaria
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>>222647908
why didn't you stay there and wait until they refunded? lmao
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>>222647908
LOL
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>>222647919
>https://voca.ro/1ik4azDS9hcf
lovely trill at 00:41
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>/cum/ found out about AI voice changers
oh boy it's ogre
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>>222647919
yep, its you
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>>222647933
I almost became a wizard but I got lucky at 29.
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>>222647936
well because that's just what butch lesbians will do, man!
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Omg I can't believe I just talked to a woman. I'm so turned on rn
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>>222647930
people are just desperate for female attention. reminds me of old video game forums where the female posters would get dozens of replies
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>>222647884
I genuinely don't get it desu
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>>222647941
Oh boy, my own /cum/pilation
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I mean you're not gonna get the femme's number, right, that's just this petite girl with even less of a sex drive than the average nerdy girl!
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wKXtv2_IaCY

somebody PLEASE sing the HMS pinafore parts
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>>222647946
oh she was butch, I thought she was lipstick or whatever, the butch ones are like dudes to me
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>>222647701
>this is a big ass
"nice ass" and big ass are two different but not mutually exclusive things
>>222647705
Thanks, will produce pics if it works out.
>>222647714
You sound like an unpredictable girl somebody would meet on Omegle wearing a Nyan cat shirt
>>222647813
https://voca.ro/1fdjwwUPakJE
>>222647887
I take great pride in turning the one girl I ever had as a GF straight
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>>222647969
>>222647969
New
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zoomzoom nobody cares there's a woman here
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>>222647970
Very nice tone an deep voice, good luck with your boss



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