chudette edition
>>222651792mummy!
9/10 for Diego yesterday 1 knocked off as Charli XCX's new single came out yesterday but Deegs didn't talk about it
first for winky-pulling
shall I reveal the answer?
right
>>222651819i already googled it
>>222651806yes he did. he posted the music video about 5 seconds after charli posted it
What if Emma Watson did a poo on me? What if she left a hot turd right across my face?
>>222651777It really is.
>>222651829what does google say
>>222651811
>>222651833No substance nor true analysis
>>222651811>this is a heatwaveWonder if it bothers Brit’s that we are tougher than them
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3qc_T5vwgdw
the worst place to live in england is probably some shite country village youve never heard of with 1 pub and a church and no cinema or other entertainment and no shop so you have to drive for 30 minutes to get a loaf of bread even jaywick has the sea beside it
i have never been blacked
>>222651846that kate bush pretends to be a donkey on one of her songs
>>222651869it's for the best
>>222651838angel heart is a similar if inferior smoking film
>>222651866sounds ripe for 8,000 migrants
>>222651866little city boy aren’t you, a little city sissy boy?
>>222651884i will be blacked
>>222651888he's not talking about your mum's fanny
>>222651883yeah on that album :)
>>222651838I wish smoking wasn't bad for you. Miss a pint and a fag so much
>>222651894that's milk
>>222651894Who the fuck is this tit mommy?
>>222651894need her blacked
>>222651894Top heavy lass.
on the anglo spirits
>>222651894now those are boobs
>>222651858Youse don't have humidity
>>222651897sc
>>222651866>>222651888i live in a village like this and it's unironically flooded with migrants now
>>222651920racist
>>222651920some lovely AI artwork thereall the savings they make on graphic designers means they can invest that money into a superior nicotine pouch product
need to brush my vile teeth
>>222651866then those people move from fuckinghamshire to London and regale us with stories about how they used to play knock knock ginger on the village green
>>222651924Uh yes we do lad, much worse than yours lmao, pussy ass bitch
>>222651894get those chebs all over my face or its woke gone mental
>>222651942redditors: if they are willing to cut on designers that means they are willing to cut on the product itself
cooler today
>>222651960yep
mad how the new sponsor a refugee system will have actual cuck couples sponsoring their live in bull from the jungle
cold out
>>222651972ok
>>222651972they'll soon find out
>>222651858I bet you're currently sat in an air conditioned room
>>222651949not their fault they weren't born in the best city in europe. you've had everything handed to you on a plate
>>222651960still mad how mental temperatures though
don’t understand the mongs who tell us we’re gonna sit home all day doing creative shite when the ai take all jobsa minority of all humans are creative, it’s not something you learn and also how’s that gonna work when people are making so called “creative” ai that makes songs and vids and pics and the sorts
aff tae beach x
>>222651883are you talking about hounds of love because shes clearly doing a dog impression not a donkey
>>222651993london isnt even that good
sponsoring a cute 18 year old female refugee to live with me
>>222651991No need la
>>222652006no different song
>>222651960nah i feel warmer
ri'
>>222651894two words:nursing handjob
>>222652007london is better than the alternative
>>222652015s
don't really understand this imagehttps://i.4cdn.org/r9k/1782494943834361.png
>>222652023alri lad
it's Caturday
>>222652034maybe 20 years ago
Need the name of that tit monster in the pic, fucking need it pls lads x
Snus is the opposite of performative because nobody can see you're doing itSnus users are just in it for the love of the game
>>222652020do you mean when she goes eee-yay-yay-yooooo
BIG BIG FUNGUS, BIG FUNGUS, BIG FUNGUS
>>222652038Because you're not an incel who thinks women are attracted to serial killers because that one prisoner got some love letters from random schizo womens.
take me back to 2013 lads>GTA V>Breaking Bad>Sixth Form>almost no censorship online>no Boriswave, my year in school had 3 non whites out of 180 pupils
>>222652038women are demonstrably attracted to aggressive violent men
>>222651860Detective of /brit/
An Emma Watson fart could clear the room but I wouldn't leave. I'd stay and endure the stink.
>>222652054https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cxxd5JNweUk
>>222652068https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hybristophilia
nth for the gyaldem
Pals….need her name, cock is hard, just needs help finishing
>>222652049yeah its full of gollies so what so are manchester and glasgow and belfast and cardiff. the difference is those other cities are boring and shit (manny is alright but it's just been turned into mini london in the last 40 years)
sir Graham Sutton
>>222652011*taps the ARE YOU A NONCE? (Y/N} entry on the questionnaire with my biro*I notice that you haven't filled in part of the form
>>222651894HAG LOVE
>>222652096>men rape babies!!!>no, it happens in extremely rare cases>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/PedophiliaThis is how thick you are. Don't reply to me.
blud doesn't know how to reverse image search :skull:
>>222652050literally just had to google 'absolute radio milf', try harder next time you tedious koalahumper
>>222652046
mad hows theres been tens of millions of women immigrants but ive not shagged a single one. diversity is our strength my arse
Morning lads, just got up. It Saturday x
>>222652069i was writing my uni dissertation in 2013
>>222651952dessert air nigga thinks he's got island humidity, you goofy af :skull:
>>222652133loads of women have rape fantasies you incel
>>222652140Smug prick, go fucking sit on a barbwire dildo mate
>>222651866Best place to live desu. You will still always be near a big town or city in England so you're missing absolutely nothing if you have a car.
>>222652170dere is cao...and dere den is momma
>>222652176that is a very incellious statement to make
sweat mixing with poo residue in my arse crack and leaving a light brown stain on the bed
loneliness eats me ever daySEX 108: Mental Health
>>222652170so mid
>>222652170lass at toil looks identical to this she hates me though, probably because I look at her too often
>>222652170BWC
>noo Nabokov shouldn't use the word Nymphette after what Epstein did he needs to update his book!
>>222652192are these umbunnies?
>>222652186claiming they dont is very incel
Do peoole realise how densely populated the UK is? How do so many people fit in it?
incellious chuddianus
>>222652201yes
>>222652177sacked tranny EXPOSED
>>222652206not seen another person all day
>>222652176This very thread is full of perverted freaks with bizarre fantasies but you conclude that "if men got everything they wanted" it would just be a normal wife. LOL
HAAAS ANYONE SEEN SCOTLAND!
I do not care what the author's intent was when he said "uuuuooooohhhh nubile belly erotic mosquito bites delicious DFC crying face emoji".
>>222652223jason cundy is so cringe
>>222652196here's a tip for you mate, you might have more success if you actually talked to women instead of just silently staring at them
>>222652221ok incel hope you get to touch a woman one day
Ruskin Street, Kirkdale, 1897 and 2026
>>222652218Touché
>>222652203he does ai art now and passes it off as his own
>jason cundy is so cringe
Shoes ON the bed
>>222652236yeah but I've worked here 2 years now so it would be weird if I started talking to them out the blue
Italian-Brits be like 'ayyye, I gave you extra mint sauce wit ya pie, ova eah!'
throwing a literary depiction of paedophilia into a bin to throw the authorities off the scent
>>222652237It's actually sad that I refuted you and instead of accepting that you resorted to insults meaning you haven't learned your lesson. Sad!
>>222652250vpn award
>>222652238cars make everything shit
Where would an Aussie feel most at home in the UK? I'd be in Norn Iron or Wales if I could choose
niggas be like work hard and you'll make it nigga ur drinking in the van horn saloon
new bub gamessomething to look forward to
>>222652255then find a new job and try harder next time, that's what I did and it worked a treat
>>222652266I love the convenience of it, but yeah for me it's a car or walking, buses and trains suck
>>222652273s
>nooo! men gave Lolita 5 stars it must be evil!!!>>222652278that's an arse, i give it 5 stars as a man
>>222652267I reckon Cornwall
>vpn award
>>222652238Why did they make the roads so wide back then for occasional horse and carts? People could have had gardens.
>>222652293It disgusted me when I read it, but that's the point isn't it
there's a 70 year old woman at work who was clearly really fucking good looking when she was younger, she still looks really pretty and she has a sexy posh english voice like nigella lawson
What the fuck is this dickhead kraut doing in here?
>>222652267loads of aussies in london you cant take a piss without hearing an antipodean going person to person saying mayte av ya god any coke oim lookin fa sam fackin coke mayte
>>222652250screaming
>>222652314ghs
>>222652284so you keep telling me each time I post a variation of thisMy current toil is close to where I live though and the work itself is easy. It's just that I have fostered an utterly toxic work environment with every time person there. I'm certain I'd do the same if I got another job. Only then I'd have even further to travel and the work might be less palatable. Better the devil you know, as they say.
>>222652325The coke here is dogshit, I can see why
gandolf the black
love the people who insist nabokov wasnt a little noncey, bro definitely was definitely bricked up while writing the first 1/4 of lolita
need to put all my beer cans in the recycling
>>222652325Kek based aussies
i like it at the end when he sees her when she's grown up and is just like nah fuck that
>>222652325saz... bloody saz...
>>222652168https://www.ktim.org/
>>222652295>I reckon CornwallJesus...
>>222652369>my film NEEDS a gratuitous rape scene>it SIMPLY MUST>my art is NOT TO BE DISTURBED
For me, I wait until work parties and get pissed, then talk to all the pretty girls. Then I never talk to them again
I would enjoy folding her up so that her toes are stuck in her own mouth.
What do you reckon town will be like tonight?I imagine loads of slags with their arses and tits hanging out.Could try my luck at a shag, would be especially peng to shove my face in some lass's stinky crotch.
God backwards is dog. Says something doesn’t it?
SCREAMING
>>222652394no it doesn't
>>222652388I hang around outside abortion clinics because i know those girls are easy
think i'll start cooking my lasagne quite early maybe noonishprep work won't take long but it'll need to go in the oven for the best part of an hour and then i'll need to leave it out for another 30 mins or so
>>222652391>>222652392you cunts have the worst taste in women its actually grim
>>222652404>running the oven todaymadmanyou want sectioning you do
>>222652411s
>>222652392why weren't you out last night, would've been sweatier
Got too drunk at the work do and was grinding on the manager. Everyone was making fun of me for months. Took in the chin I did
>>222652387well, it's an auteur movie, it's not exactly Tony Scott
>>222652349do you crush them up like me to save room?
>>222652359marko's got a chub on
>>222652394made me think
>>222652411Slags are perfect for a night out shag.
>>222652415i want a lasagne
>>222652420bet you made it sexy tho you little tart
>>222652424of coursei do it with my feet for maximum crushing power
Thank you for trying to save me Hitler
>>222652392we don't know what it'll be like lad we just do not know that's the thing
I reckon it would be easy to have friends if you have a wife or gf since they have friends and they bring their bf or husband and all have a meal or a picnic. but after that, thats it. you arent allowed any new friends until you die
>>222652435
Just had a sausage and egg saunie from the sandwich shop x
>>222652420just a little bit of cringe. i did a few lines of charlie and started telling everyone workplace secrets, what other people think of them, and making it extremely awkward for everyone. i took an entire week off afterwards and almost quit because of this. i still hate my job and i have never recovered from it.
>>222652435alri garfield
>>222652445I'm sure Philip K. Dick said that to himself at one point, at least
Holland vs The Netherlands. Imagine the post-game mischief
a lot cooler today
>>222652461scrom
>>222652267probably dungeness they have scorpions and a desert
>>222652461scr
What the actual fuck is my Deliveroo picker doing? This is for a picnic later today.
was stolen from reddit the first time you posted it
British niggas be like let’s destabilise the region and then invite the crazy brown bastards to live on our streets. That’s that famous British wit
being married must be hell youre stuck with some bitch who hates you and doesnt even want to fuck anymore
@rorke
>>222652335I'm just trying to help lad, you remind me so much of myself like 6 years ago and I want you to experience the same transformation I didI get it would be quite a major change if you switched jobs but that's the plunge you have to take to not feel like a shunned freak at toilit is really worth it lad believe me
just ate food
>>222652388>ladies you are looking good tonight
>>222652551what was food
just ate poo
>>222652551same but dicks
if it came out these days they'd call him bob the gay builder
>>222652528unironically would clap at all that shit being taken away if it meant i never had to see another person from pakistan again
even if I went to town alone what would I actually do can only sit in a pub and drink for an hour max
>>222652404lasagne?? in THIS heat?!!
Came across a video last night saying to look up drug addiction recovery centres near you, look at the reviews and then find those women on social media and message them because their self esteem is in the bin still and they’re easy prey, something to think about desu
Doing my pullups aren't I?If you had a pullup bar then you could do the same!
the question whether you could get with a humanoid chimp should be asked
>>222652559chicken
>>222652559tom netherlands: i'm food
>>222652446blud activating his special move
>>222652577i'm somewhat of an expert in going to town alone (have no friends you see)the trick is to get drunk enough to just start chatting to people who you think will let you join their group and then you can pretend to be with other people then other people will assume you're not alone i have had sex 3 times in the last 10 years through this tactic
>>222652503>Buying Morrisons without some illegal immigrant rummaging through all my shopping? Can't do that.Freakish behaviour.
>>222652321Congolese BBC
>>222652592plenty of them roaming the streets in provincial market downs of a friday and saturday night
tonight england will score some faking goals
>>222652609but i don't care about shagging some grotty slag on a night out
>>222652503maybe if you got off your fat arse and actually did the shopping yourself instead of paying a premium for some fresh off the boat wog to do it you wouldn't have such a disappointing experience
pushing a poo in and out
>>222652583You should watch the TV show Dopesick, with Kaitlyn Dever and Michael Keaton. Great show, just the one self-contained season. Available in full on illegal video piracy.
I am using data, works for 4chan but not for watsapp, what gives?
Ban ubereats, deliveroo, and the like
>>222652609>3 times in the last 10 yearsCasanova motherfucker here
>>222652411Pang pang or mid toilfu?
>>2226526093 successes in 10 years tells me it's not a very good tactic
>>222652503I used to be a Uber Eats man but I got screwed by this one too many times and thought fuck it
>>222652617YOU MANIACS! YOU BLEW IT ALL UP! DAMN YOU!
>>222652642And Airbnb
>>222652652>>222652647given how hideous i am, it must work5'5 receding hairline and ugly as fuck incel face
>>222652650fungal post
>>222652583prefer not to behave like a predator, me
>>222652650the toilfu is NOT mid she's a high 7 maybe even an 8 if she changed her hairstyle
>>222652638Smash the harddrives, microwave the USBs, microSDs down the jap. You have 90 seconds. They are coming.
>>222652636posting this webm to see if it's from the same show
I knocked Uber Eats, Deliveroo, Just Eat and the likes on the head at the beginning of this year.It's your duty as an Englishman to do the same.
>>222652679NAU! DO IT NAU! GET TO DA CHOPPA!
>>222652691well it's not from Dopesick but I did enjoy that webm
eating eggy bread also known as french toast
Surprised we haven’t seen Malaponte in here seething given the turn in the Ukraine War.
fungal
>>222652679Want a pat on the back, hero? Aren’t you a saint!
eating smeggy bread also known as rorke toast
>>222652503Why are you eating so much cheese cunt? Fucking goat arse bloke
Genuinely cannot even fathom what could possibly compel someone to order deliveroo.
>>222652727bro is just really chuffed with his new moccasins
what you lads call this we called it googy eggs
bought some new summer clothes, for the first time in yonks
>>222652749probably nothing worth ordering in ireland
>>222652755egg and soldiers
>>222652727to be fair they're a lovely little pair of 'sins
>>222652755Dippy eggs and soldiers :)
>>222652756What did you get mate?
ITS SATURDAY. IM A YYOUNG MAN FOR GODS SAKE. A YOUNG MAN
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P6lgpkowD78this music is aesthetically superior...it is sort of like the sixtine chapel...if it wore white pants and snorted coke
>googy eggsthey just taking the piss now
>>222652778brown linen trousers and a white pique from my fave brand (oscar jacobson)
>>222652749Yeah it's much cheaper to phone the shop or use their website
My mum fell over today. I'm convinced someone pushed her. She fell onto her face and says the only reason she still has her front teeth is because she had some dental brace thing in. Her first thought was 'Oh God, I've broken my nose and smashed all my teeth' which is pretty harrowing to think she went through that.I genuinely reckon some paki tripped her, because she said she didn't know what happened, she just was suddenly on the floor. She's 58 so she's not 'falling over randomly' age yet.
>>222652755Eggs and paramilitary forces.
>>222652539ik you're just trying to help me lad x
hash brown time
>sixtine chapel
>>222652802Love me some linen trousers lad, you look very smart and put together
>>222652817Get the CCTV checked pronto. Don't let it eat away at you, the not knowing.
>>222652802>fave brandSpastic.
>>222652755runny egg or dippy egg
too many gay porn chiefs, not enough gay porn indians
>>222652802looks pretty good mate
>>222652817youre delusional. crybaby delusion is what I'd call you
>>222652802You seem like a GANT man
>>222652832reckon being a virgin in my 30s is superior to getting a shag, knocking up a woman like this by accident and having to live with the consequences for the rest of my life
>>222652392Just hope we win so the drunk slags are happy and up for it
>>222652817>mum falls over>immediately starts to blame foreignersKek a true Brit
>>222652802>250 for a single pair of trousersyeah, nah
am very hot from doing my washing up
This hell let loose looks good but i dont have a computer that can run it should i buy a proper pc or an xbox or a playstation. i only ever played xbox 360 i dont think my aim would be very good with a keyboard and mouse
>>222652852i got autism so i dont know what expression that means when it gets posted
Every single Irish flag post itt is me.Sick to bastard death of being so identifiable on this anonymous website.Reckon I'll move to the Cotswolds.
>>222652817Horrific. How's she doing? No major injuries I hope
>>222652835>>222652855cheers lads, £250 for them both but felt like splurging for once >>222652841don’t be such a frumpy virgie they make good clothing
his mam fell down and he starts thinking about how it was a brown person's fault
>>222652817Fun fact for you: when old people start falling over, they usually die within 6-14 months. It's a sign of degenerative disorders, both neurological and physical.Your mum will be dead by the end of 2027.
>>222652892
>>222652893Are you the english lad whos fucking an irish bird
>>222652831https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qhw-XlTMB5Iwell sometimes it pays to be comfortable, though stupid
>>222652875you'd think after 90 years they'd have thought to release a fab that has the top bit extending all the way down the lolly but no they're stagnant, resting on their laurels. That's why the company that makes Fabs is on the decline.
>>222652893Did your mammy enjoy her trip to the Cotswolds?
>>222652636I hate smug cunts like her, Ayo Edebiri and Rachael Seignot. They are beautiful and confident, but they are also arrogants who think they have hollywood by the balls, their writing is shit, in Edebiri's case her acting is shit too.
>>222652893are you the 50 year old nonce who bought a 12k computer to make AI porn
nilbog
>>222652867prefer the swedish brands, j.lindeberg and oscar jacobson for me
>>222652916There are more than one of us lad.But yes, I am a Saxon, and I will be shagging my feen gf on Sunday.
>>222652871yeah the single silver lining of being an incellious freak is no grim experiences with psycho exes or depression episodes pinning for beloved gfs from the past you will never get back etc
>>222652905Good clothes are worth spending a bit on as you get older imo, massive part of how you feel. Dress poorly, feel poorly I think
>>222652886its easier with keyboard and mouse. more intuitive. whenever I have had to go back to analog sticks I cant do it anymore
>>222652933
>>222652871Same. I know lads who can't see their kids anymore after falling out with their slag lasses. Rather be a virgin loser than be estanged from my own kids.
>>222652935I liked that movie, it was almost better than Jason X
>>222652909Evil runt you are
>>222652875those Gov polls are always so wide off the mark and not representative of reality at allthe worst offenders were those best national dish/dessert ones
>>222652933sc
>>222652939I hope she breaks up with you. And you're not a saxon.
is there a new thread?
>>222652953yeah innithave a good pieces you enjoy, branded or not, and stick with what makes you feel confident
>>222652939has she got a soft southern accent or a nasal nordie one
new>>222653004>>222653004>>222653004
>>222652926I respect your right to an opinion but frankly I think she's gorgeous and a great actress.
>>222652749Duckie owes me Beidou cosplays
>>222652909Mong
>>222652312Sort of vacillated between being disgusted and erect. Good book.
>>222653005Posh Drogheda one.>>222653028
>>222652817>I'm convinced someone pushed herWhere did it happen?
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