>>222652972
how would you know?

>>222653004
need me an english rose

>>222653004
>buy one of them a pint
>they're sobbing your knob in five minutes
why do you guys bitch about slags?

>Argentina vs. Cape Verde
So they're rigging it AGAIN

>>222653004
why are british boys so cute but thats what your women look like
dont get it

how do deanos dress in the summer

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>>222652926
I respect your right to an opinion but frankly I think she's gorgeous and is a great actress.

one fucking chance at life and i was born an incel chud
fuck this gay earth

>>222653004
Sending this to GeoWizard so he can spend eight hours finding the exact spot

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>>222653027
We don't. This is a slags, poo and crisps general.

>>222653033
ugh your just saying that im SO not cute i have like NO bum >///<

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>>222653034
nice jumper n jeans can't go wrong with that can you?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CM0s7wh10mU
DEVOTION, TELL ME
DREAM THAT I WAIT IS REAL

3039
nothing worse than posting twice either save it for the new or accept that your post is doomed to be ignored

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>>222653033
>why are british boys so cute but thats what your women look like

>>222653032
They won the last world cup despite not even being a top 5 team of course it's rigged.

Any socialists in?

>>222653059
you stink of eggs eggmong

>>222653032
Of course they are

>>222652953
>Dress poorly, feel poorly I think
Mad how true this is

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>>222653015
look at this travesty. Everything in the low tier is peng as. Who the fuck is rating beef wellington and pork pies that poorly, while thinking bland shit like shepherds pie and fish and chips is top tier? Need their fucking heads examined

>>222653075
yeah socialist-nationalist me

>>222653069
right well obviously had I known the post count I'd have saved it for the knew wouldn't I you bloody fool but I've only seen it after I hit send and my post appeared after the linked new thus I am well within my rights to double-post so I think you owe me an apology

>>222653075
Yeah I'm a national socialist

this world cup is rigged for england

>>222653053
these are not English slags they are Irish ones, an entirely different creature

>>222653092
never had beef wellington or scotch eggs but they look bloody delish

almost time to start cooking my lasagne
i need to chop an onion and mushrooms and bash up some garlic but that's really all the prep i need to do initially

What does the average British slag smell like?

too cold with the AC on I've had to put on a jumper

>>222653099
do people honestly think this thing is attractive
have some fucking standards

>>222653092
Toad in the hole is lengers.
Might cook it on Sunday.

>>222653092
>tried and liked
shit graph

why are you giving up on rorke

They're rigging it for a USMNT vs. Argentina final. The narrative "America is the greatest team in the world, only defeated by the greatest player in the world: Messi (a product of the MLS)".

Then Trump adorns Messi with a bright/shiny golden medal.

The United States of America wins since there's so much American money hanging on making the MLS a viable international product.

FIFA wins since they gain huge traction in a market they've historically failed in.

>>222653033
You could always enjoy both at the same time

>>222653092
most of it is just pastry/bread with potatoes and pork. can't believe people live off this slop.

the listerine chapel

>>222653147
Kino

>>222653142
she'd be just slightly out of my league i reckon
so kinda achievable, and you'd be punching above your weight

>>222653147
anything with a brain can see this, it's not even a conspiracy theory at this point. if you watched the argentina game and the group fixing it's obvious

>>222653033
Are you saying they look bad? I think they're hot

The Starmtroopers will establish the Kiermintang and relocate to the Isle of Man to fight Chairman Burnham's revolution!

>>222653125
you're having this for tea right? so you're saying it takes you like 6+ hours to make a lasagne? Are you disabled?

We should've taken Chris Rigg we'd be unbeatable

le man... he walk straight line!!

I piss sitting down

remember when you could dig a whole straight down and end up in china?

>>222653202
ktim because i can't walk

>>222653142
beauty is in the eye of the beholder mate you ever heard that?
means that it's all subjective it's a fancy way of saying we all fae somewhere so have some respect yeah

>>222653147
Everyone already sees that and knows they rigged it just last time. Blow FIFA HQ up NOW

One up the bum, no harm done haha

DRIP DRIP UHHHH
FROM YOUR SAGGING LIP
LIQUID LOVE
FROM YOUR BODY SPREADS!

>>222653202
thats ok

>>222653191
i'll be eating mid afternoon then drinking all evening as is my wont

feel free to explain how rigging can prevent a non-rigged team from winning all their matches by scoring onside goals from open play without committing fouls in the lead-up

>>222653094
alright you blind cunt the postcounter is at the bottom of the thread when your screenreader says replies and then a number that number is the postcount. we make news at 310 here. enjoy your stay

>>222653230
i can't
south koreo didnt win the world cup in 2002

>>222653155
>british cuisine that's just various combinations of carbs + meat
:-(
>french/italian/mexican cuisine that's just various combinations of carbs + meat
:-O

>>222652817
>I'm convinced someone pushed her
Where did it happen ?

got my wii on

>>222653202
piss in the sink, it's more comfy

>>222653176
you would be wrong, not everyone in /brit/ is an out of shape uggo

I could try and pull it out, but there’s still a big risk so how about I stick it in your arse for a frisk?

>>222653191
not him but sometimes I like to do my lasagne meat in a slow cooker
makes it nice and rich

And why did you let Mary hurt Peter, Simon?

upstairs neighbour cooking catfood for dinner again

>>222653266
not sure why you're being mean to me

>>222653234
I'm so locked into the ebb and flow of the thread that I don't have time to watch the post count lad I'm too in tune with the highs and lows, the mood, the vibes, ready to fire off zingers timed at the precisely correct time for maximum impact

and this means I occasionally overlook the post count. But this is how one is meant to post. No one can do their best work worrying about the post count

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nth for the baddiedem

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I’m currently wearing an undie.

>>222653092
This is not a bad list

>>222653230
The rig: give favourable decisions to teams you want to win and unfavourable decisions to teams you want to lose.

Things can go awry. For sure. They have plan A, B, C, D, E, F and so on.

But they're going to do everything in their power to get what they want.

OK, can we please refrain from posting in OLD threads once a NEW has been made as I have just mistakenly made a NEW NEW that I linked in the OLD having not realised that this NEW existed.

>done you
Yes, you have, and it's most unfair

>>222653214
I get that but a lot of typical beauty traits are the same for everyone and she just ain't it, at least not to the level of simping for her

Because she let me...doc...they always do...THEY ALWAYS DO!

>>222653295
what a strange thing to lie about

>>222653295
Can you sort your fucking pathetic life out mate and never post anything resembling that bullshit again?

>>222653295
you need to get a clue, sunshine

>>222653092
>faggots
Pscr

>>222653278
sorry lad, if it felt like I was being mean that wasn't my intention I'm just getting sick of seeing mid women being posted here over and over as if their godesses

Wank free
As free as the wind blows
As free as the grass grows
Wank free to follow your heart

>...and where do you live, Simon?
>I live in the weak and the wounded...''doc''!

>>222653279
Good post from a good poster

Don't like this format where nobody knows who's going to play who or what the fuck's going on

>>222653288
and yet for all those words you have failed to explain how rigging can prevent a non-rigged team from winning all their matches by scoring onside goals from open play without committing fouls in the lead-up

>>222653142
doesn't look all that different from a girl I met a while ago. though she was goth or some kind of alt and was a big bug collector. interesting girl.

>>222653327
it's ok, i'll move on from this stronger

>>222653330
is that from poltergeist 3

sometimes I do big poos

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pokemon sword
playing it
might win the pokemon equivalent of the world cup
coming home as it were

Want to go out and get some dinner but I fucking reek

>>222653147
The Netherlands and French games vs Argentina were the most obvious rigs in recent times until the AFCON finals

little bit of a breeze today
cloud cover
27c but it's managable
i think its just the lack of cloud that does us you know
the government should turn on the cloud making machine

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>>222653344

>>222653354
Pokémon Going home in the last 16

>>222653279
yeah alright thats fine i have bigger things i worry about

>>222653295
what the fuck are you playing at you sorry sack of shite

>>222653339
what did she do with ze bugs after she collected them

Don't know what to do with myself. Just kind of sat here thinking about how shit my life is

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>38°C
>No beer left in the house

i think im milhouse

Thinking about the other day when someone posted a picture of fat slags and I knew one of the fat slags but nobody replied to me when I said it, probably because they didn't believe me

>>222653357
bit early for dinner mate

>>222653335
I can't explain that, since that's not the rig. You invoking the "straw man fallacy".

The "straw man fallacy" is a common logical fallacy where someone distorts, exaggerates, or oversimplifies an opponent's argument. They then attack this fake, weaker version (the "straw man") instead of the actual point, falsely claiming they have defeated the original argument.

The worst part? I don't want to have an argument. I just want to share my thoughts and have you agree.

>>222653295
Mate yesterday they made a new and didn't even link it in the old (wtf)

>>222653396
Only by 8 minutes

Who in here thinks they could take me in a fist fight?

>>222653393
still don't

but what if you know Peter Frampton really came alive

need to pop to the pharmacist to get antifungal cream but that's the only thing I plan to do today

>>222653354
hated it when it came out. played it 3 months ago with the dlc and thought it was great. dynamax adventures and raids can suck my sweaty chode though im not doing that shit

>>222653247
there's a lot more to carbs and meat than pastry and pork but nice try spastic

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Yeah I just got that Olivia Rodrigo skin on Fortntie and it lush x

my thumb keeps twitching

>>222653053
Genuinely I wanna know what goes through their minds, what is their thought process

>>222653247
>Italian food
>Literally just pasta with different sauces or bread with sauce and cheese on

I don't understand how they've elevated themselves to the peak of cuisine. other than because it's simple.

>>222653410
would love to kick your head in

>>222653398
ok sorry i don't want to argue either I'm just not seeing how you can prevent a non-rigged team from winning all their matches by scoring onside goals from open play without committing fouls in the lead-up
I will agree with you though because frankly it's too hot for the rigmarole of a back and forth
here's to a good world cup

>>222653411
But I really really do know her. If I hadn't deleted all my social media earlier this year I could have proven it but now I'm doomed to not being believed and it's a bitter pill

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Tonight's kino

>>222653438
those are irish gypsies

>>222653382
pinned them and put them in those insect display cases. it was a pretty cool collection

>>222653092
Why didn't they put Macaroni Cheese on this?

>>222653435
not as good as my wife yellow chic

>>222653424
yeah yeah I get it, bangers and mash bad but gnocchi and meatballs good because reasons, I heard you the first time

coffee, minstrels and a wank

>>222653449
fookin Pakhi wankah!

>>222653438
They think they look good because men see them in their slag uniform and understand it means theyre easy to shag and try to shag them. Complex loop of false information.

>>222653463
corr love minstrels (the confectionary), not had any in years should get a bag some time

>>222653454
Because it's not even remotely English you mong

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>>222653454
Thank you for listening to my constant reminder that the ENGLISH invented macaroni cheese (which should NEVER be referred to as mac 'n' cheese unless you are retarded)

>>222653448
so what either way

>>222653440
im pretty sure thats not even how italians operate at all
the entire notion of 'marketable cuisine' is so dumb and reduces everything into who invented what patented dish that people in the region have been eating variations of for hundreds or thousands of years which is silly

>>222653460
most pathetic attempt i've seen at defending our "cuisine" lmao sit down and be quiet

>>222653463
reckon you would love love LOVE revels

>>222653485
>>222653487
Well that's embarrassing for me. Better close the thread and do something else until everyone has moved on from doing me proper

>>222653479
never tried the sweets, I meant little white fellas in cherry blossom

mental how alan watts is thought of as this zen chilled bloke who learned all of eastern philosophy and brought it to the west and had it all figured out but actually he spent his last years in a hut drinking a litre of vodka a day and probably killed himself in the end

do you watch anime with subtitles or dubbed lads

evaporating my willy with the worlds smallest plasma rifle

I've never had macaroni in cheese before
>>222653501
kek i do this

16 team Euros
32 team World Cup
Anything else is UWK

>>222653501
MONG!

we have to eat latkes and hog entrails in aspic because that sovl food according to 4chan

>>222653053
>the fat one who doesn’t even bother posing
Kek

>>222653487
don't forget apple pie, egg nog and the sandwich as a concept

>food talk on /brit/
yeah i'ma sit out of this one
will be back in half an hour

too early to start steamingtoil tho right? what's a good time to start drinking when the footie starts at 10?

If i was the England manager i'd tell them to score goals today

thinking about all the stray cats and dogs this saturday
i hope they find homes that love them

>>222653530
how many goals?

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>y'all brits say bo'l'o'wa'uh
>y'all brits gots ta say bawdleuvwarder proper fo real

>>222653147
America is not winning the world cup.

>>222653530
i'd tell them to give it to the black man and let him score

>>222653535
most will be put down

Reckon I've used up all my energy and interest on these shite group games
Bored of it all now

>>222653529
ideally you want to be so drunk by 10 you pass out and miss another painfully boring and uneventful game

>>222653328
instructions unclear i spunked out the window
the police are on their way

>>222653540
i'd ask for 5 but i would be happy with at least 3

Cody: *floats towards a window sill with a pie cooling on it*

>>222653508
No I'm a grown up

>>222653560
s

>>222653535
speaking of pitbulls, I've met some that were indeed big loveable sweethearts. Obviously I'd never get one myself or allow one near another dog or infant but I do believe some of them have the capacity for good rather than evil

>>222653521
We also invented sparkling wine and carbonated beverages, so without the ENGLISH there would be no champagne or Pepsi Max. Let those Gallic dogs and their New World imitators larp, we in England know the truth.

tonight is for the boys
tonight is for the boys

Right lads can you have a cool bath or have I gone MENTAL?

>>222653572
Beyond the realms of physics

>>222653572
no baths are for wooftas theyre not cool

>>222653468
Do they like paki boys who watch anime and play video games all day

>>222653572
yh it's called an ice bath and elite athletes do it all the time

it regenerates your muscles and harms your organs

>>222653506
This is how i think of marcus aurelius.Yeah it's easy to be le based stoic when you're zonked out on opium the whole time

i want to kiss Rorke

>>222653569
alri dario gradi lad

>>222653572
no that dangerous

egg wog

>>222653572
yeah i've had one everyday for the last few days

uwie m8....oamlanda as me woife's sun...scorched uath, yeh? Diabolicul!

>>222653565
Stayed with a lass in America for a bit and her roommate had one, it was nice but wouldn't want to cross it
Also it was racist which was funny

Lostprophets' Everyday Combat has come on the ol' music shuffle

some great songs tbf, really great songs, terrible shame about what happened there with the meth and the baby and the extrajudicial jailhouse execution but they did have some good songs yeah

>>222653587
didn't realise being gay was a sport

>>222653572
Cool bath are like icing your balls
Beneficial asf

>>222653572
not supposed to because the cool water can shock your bollocks and they can get twisted up its called testicular torsion and it requires urgent care or it can shrivel up and die

>>222653572
can I get in with you? ;-)

>>222653594
it come with egg wuh it come with egg wuh
https://youtu.be/v_GfxGCzdrw

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>>222653594
H'umpty D'umpty

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>>222653560

>>222653599
shower povvo here I miss baths

>>222653501
*points and laughs*

huge urge to get racist just then and call that pakistani lad a paki but that's not fucking on is it

>>222653587
myth made to sell gimmick "high tech" ice baths to idiots like you
athletes don't actually use them because they know it makes muscle synthesis and recovery worse, as proven by research

>>222653622
can already see that the filling is too liquid
enjoy your soggy bottom lol

>>222653586
No nobody in the world does

>>222653622
Caberge plottin'

>>222653619
scr

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Had multiple false awakenings last night. Kept getting out of bed then resetting back to bed after about 20-30 seconds. Was kinda freaky, felt like it went on forever. Brain must be getting a little faulty in this heat.

Paul Hollywood sex arse with automatic bottom sogger

>>222653615
bizarre lie

>>222653142
https://youtu.be/JM-SpnzeDl0?t=257

>>222653639
alri mary berry

>>222653639
if you laminate the bottom with egg you can have a wet middle and dry bottom layer of pastry

Alright stuck a tenner on Panama to win which will gain me 150 if it comes true, and a 30 quid free bet on a draw which will net me nearly 200. So frankly I'm just rooting against England entirely.

>>222653656
can't help myself sometimes sorry :/

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it not right

angry ginge calling out that racist fan at the wc seems so performative even though he's in the right

Are pies not objectively superior to many foreign cuisines?

shame the word strumpet fell into disuse

aqua wank

scranned a pokébowl, was alri

>>222653646
Wrong, ur mum does

>>222653636
completely agree mate. I stay up to date on the latest health science literature since I did a degree in sport science at the university of bath

>>222653657
noice

university of ice baths

>>222653675
mankind could survive on pies alone (allowance being made for mash-topped pies of the fish or shepherd kind of course). you get anything in a pie.

Wank system

might have a boiled egg and IRA bomber of Lord Mountbatten's boat for breakfast

>>222653695
gp

>Called Angry Ginge
>Gets angry
Why are people surprised then

>>222653695
finished with a 2:cold

>>222653653
>I can figure to myself something of the Professor's bewilderment and horror, for I have in a dream thirty years back seen the same thing happen; but the reader will hardly, perhaps, imagine how dreadful it was to him to see a figure suddenly sit up in what he had known was an empty bed. He was out of his own bed in one bound, and made a dash towards the window, where lay his only weapon, the stick with which he had propped his screen. This was, as it turned out, the worst thing he could have done, because the personage in the empty bed, with a sudden smooth motion, slipped from the bed and took up a position, with outspread arms, between the two beds, and in front of the door. Parkins watched it in a horrid perplexity. Somehow, the idea of getting past it and escaping through the door was intolerable to him; he could not have borne—he didn't know why—to touch it; and as for its touching him, he would sooner dash himself through the window than have that happen. It stood for the moment in a band of dark shadow, and he had not seen what its face was like. Now it began to move, in a stooping posture, and all at once the spectator realized, with some horror and some relief, that it must be blind, for it seemed to feel about it with its muffled arms in a groping and random fashion. Turning half away from him, it became suddenly conscious of the bed he had just left, and darted towards it, and bent over and felt the pillows in a way which made Parkins shudder as he had never in his life thought it possible. In a very few moments it seemed to know that the bed was empty, and then, moving forward into the area of light and facing the window, it showed for the first time what manner of thing it was.

sir gay pornypops the third

>>222653675
yes but only the great nations of Britain and Australia have discovered this secret

>>222653684
you're not supposed to eat them they're for catching poekmon haha

>>222653072
>despite not even being a top 5 team
what

what did the athlete say to the /brit/ poster?
ice bathed in yer mam's hair lad lol

>>222653706
right well

>>222653686
My mum is a massive slut but she wouldn't be seen dead fucking anything more brown than a med

hold on, stay with me here:
what about a pie pie

>>222653717
screaming

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omdss

>>222653717
would have made more sense if it were Mike Tyson saying it but I understand you had to get the post out there before the thread moved on

Not a big fan of Woke England
Not a big fan of JFs and their attempts to banter
Either way I can laugh at someone and claim it as a personal victory

Girl in the garden tanning, me on a balcony looking up her bum

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>My mum is a massive slut

>>222653714
in the real world it’s a woke hawaiian dish made by wogs and/or asians

nobody:
rorke: right well

not a fan of bog wogs

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>>222653669
you're running fans or something

>>222653732
It annoys me that they make such a big deal of this. The waghorn statue in Chatham has had the same cone hat for my entire life and it's just a thing drunk lads do, not some big gay heritage thing

i want to take a shit

>>222653732
Not sure this is unique to Scotland

>>222653701
what

was confused why the thumbnail spastic was posting thumbnails by themselves then realised the original was by a (filtered) kraut

>>222653712
Kiwis like them. I don't know if Yanks eat them other than apple pies.

right well that's the weather warning extended to sunday

Are Scotland definitely out now then or do they have to spend another couple of days sitting around before flying home

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>>222653723
>My mum is a massive slut

>>222653792
You really shouldn't be feeding birds pies, they normally need a diet of fruit bugs and seeds

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>>222653769
we know

thinking of going to pub later to ogle at fit girls but i think it will just make me depressed

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>>222653723

>>222653800
Still in it, sadly

12c and rain unironically forecast for tomorrow evening
The world is on fire

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>>222653800

>>222653823
why is it so low for ireland?

>>222653814
What in the fuck? Who is averaging more than one shit a day? Maybe up to 3 when hungover

>>222653831
we have thunder, rain and a cool 27c forecasted for tomorrow

>>222653814
I understand eastern europe but why do they shit so little in holland

>>222653814
>7-8 times per day
Wtf

reee

England already through, mind you. Need to top the group though

Italians literally just spending all day on the toilet wtf

>>222653851
>I understand eastern europe
why are they like that

>>222653810
Minced pies are good for them

>>222653863
the Garroters of Ghana

just realised Doctor Congo is a country and not a person

>>222653876
Mince pie. A minced pie would be one that's been run through a mincer like you.

>>222653845
I have 2 most mornings then normally one in the afternoon and sometimes one in the evening

actual retard if you believe that chart about poos

>>222653895
funny but don't want to encourage rude behaviour by replying 's' to it

>>222653883
Got an audible chuckle from me

>>222653895
Sent that boomerang flying.

>>222653814
Me? 1-2 a day

>>222653863
it would be beneficial to place second

off for my 6th poo today

No good outcome for this World Cup is there really, just going to be Les Blacks or Argies again

>>222653895
Sorry Sir

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>>222653932
japan still in it

>>222653918
>all degeneracy must be allowed

>>222653918
Lots of homosexual tension in that image

>>222653923
that's too many poos

Normies don't mind gays that's how you know the trannards are actually bad

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any workshy man in

just minced a pie

thick thighs pussy salad

would like to have a loving relationship with a woman but cba to put any effort in to anything that isn't my hobbies and sleeping

>>222653953
People just don't like performative bollocks. Normal gays that just are gay are fine, ones that need constant attention and for everyone to know they're gay are universally disliked and tranners take that whole situation to the next level.