bergs edish
/brit/ ex-pat colony in Cambodia
fuck that lad's mate who laughed at his sister
cabo virge
The most frustrating amount of money to have.Too much to just spend on holidays and nice things, gotta do something serious with it.But not enough to actually buy a house or invest in a business or live off dividends.It just sits there in the saving pot while I rot away into old age.
Only five music channels left nowAlmost certainly because of woke that
>>222657535corr>>222657534p sure if everyone laughed at my sister for how she "looks" at first sight/glance upon meeting her... id id have to do something yepid do something it wouldnt have gone down like that -that -thatthats for damn sure...
rubbing my penile hahaa
>>222657545annihilating this with a cricket bat
Diego in the blue suit
salary posting is it, really riveting stuff
>>222657535*pokes*
>>222657501Damn brah, you seem very old and finished alreadyIs that your room at the retirement home?
Not calling it Cabo VerdeNot calling it Cote d'IvoireNot calling it CzechiaNot calling it Türkiye
>Omg I just finished Season 1 of-Stop. Right. There. Leftypol. You're British, yeah? Well bloody act like it! Be PROUD of your Country. It's SERIES 1. SERIES. Right, now continue.
new meta where i eat my dinner while stood over the kitchen counter instead of sitting at my desk
>>222657571a rare gender non-biased scrap
>>222657590I do this, don't know when I last sat down to eat, years ago probably as a one off
chatgpt is destroying peoples brains
>>222657571whois fightingwho
leftypops going on a date and immediately giving her the ick by ordering a coke with his meal
>>222657557ktim i am in nearly this exact situation since my dad died but i already have a house. im too scared to even do what youve done though i keep it all in savings and cash isas
going from a zesty niccy pouch to an even zestier pouch, less mg/pouch
What am I meant to do until 10 thenJust what exactly
>>222657635coke is on bds leftpol not touching the stuff
>>222657557>>222657636you spend a portion of what it goes up by each year or things like holidaysalso it's enough for a house deposit and still lots left over
>>222657647shag the gf obviously
>>222657557get a good incel flat. you'll have next to no mortgage with such a deposit. still save more and be back to 150 in no time
>>222657557If you can't figure out how to retire on this money, you're a retard who doesn't deserve it.
>>222657642never got the point of the pouches if you want nic like that just get a nicotine spray
if i had 500 grand id buy a flat on the fulham road and go to every chelsea match and my life would be awesome
I love her...
>>222657674what the squeak
bring back rapeshttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rape_(county_subdivision)
>>222657690is he blind
>>222657571the twerp in the beige suit chinned THREE women before getting gangbanged by about 16 chavs
bought some rapserberry lemonade but i've not had any yet and now its time for beer
>retire on £150kold mother hubbard ass nigga whats he going to do live in a shoe?
right so that's rorke told then
>>222657687not the same feeling
>>222657690wish we could find out the aftermath
>>222657711if he wasn't before, he is now
>>222657654>>222657666the housing market right now is the worst its ever been, knowing my luck if a buy a shite little flat it might not be worth anything in 10 years time
>>222657724you can retire on £0 if you're frugal
>>222657679you're just retarded, no "if" required, since you clearly have no idea how retirement works
>>222657731wym
>>222657557i just pretend ISA money does not exist until i plan to retire
unc is going to play 5 minutes of hell let loose, get sniped from 30000000 miles away and trod back to cex with his 1070 in his pocket
>>222657557I've been unemployed for years and live with my mum and dad on benefits. I would kill to have money like that
>>222657739who cares you're a childless incel
Dame Lisa Money
all ice accumulating at the back of my fridge i dont know what to do
>>222657779what would you do with it? don't tell me new GPU or some shit
>>222657738I'm gonna need to see the oil jiggle with my cock between her legs just to make sure I can tell the difference.
>>222657560now 70s and 80s are class
>>222657775scre
>>222657730umm that's not where babylonia or sumeria was
feel a bit sick after eating half a tub of pringles
should i play some ac valhalla or some the crew 2?
>>222657790get it out
>>222657775used to love placing mines under tank autists and then blowing them up in that game
might start my saturday drinkingjust been gooning a lot to porn games so far and think it would heighten it uparse is still sore for pushing too hard on thursday night so shant be involving bum fun
>>222657802Like the other lad said I would buy an incel flat and live there on my own. Would make finding work easier
>>222657760There are affordable living options, you just haven't looked hard enough. Narrowboats for example.
>>222657790time to defrost it
where's this rain then?
>old mother hubbard ass nigga whats he going to do live in a shoe?
>>222657560there's none on freeview
>>222657833absolutely hoyed it down for about 15 minutes yesterday morning and i;ve not seen anything since
just did my sloppy poo and don't think I've washed my hands properly cos the fingers smell pooey and now I've been typing on my keyboard so my keyboard is littered with poo germs
House was too hot so I cooled it with the anti-semitic remarks
>>222657835not shoes but narrowboats:>>222657828fucking screaming
>>222657730Don't understand why black people seethe whenever a white person does something for comic relief or children in needRemember when David Lammy had a melty over Stacey Dooley doing comic relief and donations plummeted as a result
>>222657642too hungover to have one me think it would send me flying
>>222657739well don't buy a flat, it will be leasehold and not somewhere you'll want to live in forever >>222657775it used to be fun when you got a good team, I played about 300 hours. not sure why he wants to play it now desu
buying a bungalow me. it's like an incel flat but not tightly packed in with neighbours on all sides
>>222657893All I want it space around me but 90% of this country is shit terraced housing
>>222657893means you can have a proper vocal goonsesh
I hate society I want a spaceship
>>222657914you can do that it any modern house. the neighbours can't hear me
>>222657923ktim
>>222657925they're just too polite to say
>>222657893congrats! x
>>222657925my flat has thin walls, can hear my neighbour doing stuff so she's definitely heard my wanking moans when i've been getting really into it or doing slap wanks
>>222657893I like bungalows unfortunately the boomers hoard it since they hate stairs
All I want is a six-bedroom house with a pool that's in a safe quiet area but also right next to amenities and is affordable as a single person who works part-time
I'm 30 and still live at home but I have over 80k savedShould I buy a flat?
>>222657961wonder if she's ever flicked her bean to that
>>222657961doing what?
>>222657961>slap wanks
>>222657984why would you need 6 bedrooms as a single person
>>222658012bedroom, gamer room, goon room, PC room, guest room
>>222658012one for every personality
I have £322 savings
>>222658012Don't need them just want them
>>222658028Oh shit I missed one room, well that can be a spare for now
I want a home at a 3000 people village in Yorkshire or the Northeast, in Sunderland. A cat, a nigerian discent woman from London for a wife and 6 caramel coloured babies running around.
>>222658035you should have more than that
Rorke can't stand this damned heat
Estrellas being transferred to the fridge on a short-term loan deal
There's a new BBC radio show on iPlayer that week by week is teaching people the Cornish language Just thought I'd mention it in case any of the autistic freaks here find that appealing x
>>222658062Irish diaspora on holiday
sadly I've had to put my bum away
Where in Wales do you all live then?
>>222657557You have 100x more money than me :(
>>222658092Glennglowthriggyth
>>222658081my bum will be staying out until the rain comes and my sticky flat starts to cool down
>>222658092rull
>>222658077The forbidden chicken
>>222658062Stay in London please
>Learn Cornish so you can speak it to people who speak EnglishRight well that's utterly pointless then
on the vodka
>>222658092splott
roke oblivious to the fact nobody likes him
Houses are too much hassle, too much cleaning and maintenance. I want a nice, modern incelflat but there's always the risk of having loud neighbours who are not British so it would have to be in a very rich white area. Would need to be a £500K+ flat in Cornwall.Unfortunately these flats are in the middle of nowhere and I wouldn't be able to find a job or things to do nearby.So the only other option is Chelsea in London but the same flat would cost £5 million.
>>222658092Tref Pidyn Du Mawr
>>222657535Honestly hate dysphoria so much Not only am I a filthy mentally ill tranny but I'm also just plain ugly, badly proportioned, disfigured, with a whole host of health issuesEvery day is a constant fight against my own body on every front
>>222658092Are you local?
>>222658128pints?
>>222658092Burry Port
>>222658127Think you learn it to speak it with other learners and fluent speakers of Cornish, to help revive the language
>>222658092LLyngwyeli Tyr Br-auch Tfyddlynnpoo
was a thisvid man before they buckled to Starmer's insurmountable pressure and added mandatory age verificationI am never going to reveal my identity to a porn site
why are you fighting it then, nobody is making you do that except mentally ill retards on reddit
>>222658142living next to immigrants is geat you get invited in for curry and hummus and all kinds of foreign delights
>>222658142Work remotely?
sweating like a dog in a chinese
>>222658191literally just buy a vpn, they cost pennies
>>222658202Never happened to me despite being surrounded by browns and being (outwardly) a sensitive, tolerant young man.
>>222658142whats your income
love needing a poo and then doing a poo and having that need to poo disappearit's second only to needing a piss and then doing a piss in my view
global warming via emissions isnt real
it's nice and warm todaybut not too warm
if i could just 15x my money right now i'd be sorted. 0x just to be safe
Not taking advice from retards on 4chan who know nothing about my circumstances tyvm just trying to vent into the void x
just had an arse-rending poo
>>222658215I already do but I still want things to do nearby.>>222658228£90k, it should have been £120k by now (15 years of experience as a programmer) but with AI I am lucky I still have a job.
>>222658232for me it's needing a gf then having a wank and not needing a gf any more
>>222658151Depends where you live doesn't it
>>222658219won't be long until every country mandates the same thing and thisvid buckle to every one of them. the clock is ticking for the free and open porn ecosystem
>>222658142Flats seem nice until you get to service fees and ground rent, the fees put me off completely since it can always be increased
The world ended in 1945 and we are living in eternal hell now
>>222658142i want to own a home but dont want to deal with any of that maintenance nonsense. so i'd have to hire people which makes it even more expensive
>>222658235Crazy that we have humid 40c summers every year in north western Europe now, and gullible chuds will still repeat this shit that politicians on the oil man's payroll say
for me it's making extended eye contact with women in their 40s giving them a little confidence boost thinking they're still attractive to young men
>>222658289Link to that website?
>>222658275Blue states won't because red states are doing it
>>222658294Once had a woman my age make a face of total shock disgust when she saw me, like she was going to gag
>>222658275even if that unlikely event happens I've still got empornium x
>>222658314wtf are blue and red states
>>222658294You’re balding and in your 30s Rorke
>>222658284>>222658289Maintenance is 50-100 a month from what I've seen. Doesn't seem like its' a problem
>>222658312https://www.nerdwallet.com/mortgages/calculators/rent-vs-buy-calculator
It was also 12c this summer therefore we have 12c summers
>>222658327yankees and confederates
>>222658142>>222658284>>222658333>ANNUAL SERVICE CHARGE: £5087GROUND RENT: £400 per year
ruth negga
>>222658333$50-$100 isn't bad but it's for a shared buildingi'm talking about maintenance for a home (cutting grass, cleaning, etc)
>>222658294Woman across the street was out in her shorts earlier, reckon she likes meStarting to think about it
>>222658330imagine being this wrong>>222658367what clues give you the impression she likes you?
get all the /brit/ lads into a shared flat where we can all sit around watching the tennis like Tim does and get serviced by BAMEs
hated secondary school, me>too immature to hang out with the boffins>too weak to hang out with the sporty chads>too timid to hang out with the scummy mongs>too self-aware to hang out with the pokemon spergs>too straight to hang out with the emo kids>too cringe to hang out with the theatre poofswas trying to fit in and couldn't find a group
Tory, Reform, MAGA melts all at a big conference in London a few days ago dripping with sweat and fanning themselves in 37c heat while claiming it's not hot climate isn't real remember 1976 and we need to drill baby drill
>>222658351Oh my days, it always can and will be increased which makes selling it off harder
the men will kick the ball soon
Zesty pops xx
>>222658170ye got it in a pint glass hahastill kinda hungover from yesterday tho lol
>>222658379First time I met her she said she's "never in" because she works so much but half the time I pull up outside she seems to find some reason to go to her car or whateverPlus I'm well fit
>>222658387I'll suck up all the hot air like Kirby, that'll solve climate change
Labour supporters are unironically posting this shit :/
>>222658142>We understand the apartment is held on Lease with 973 years remaining, subject to a service charge of approximately £4000 per year and an annual ground rent of approximately £400, but this is subject to periodic review. The above information is provided in good faith although we would recommend that prospective purchasers consult their own solicitor for formal verification.what happens in the year 3000 when the lease expires?leaseholds sound like total cuckery
>>222658384not njust secondayr school tho was it lol
>>222658419yeah that all sounds entirety circumstantial I'm afraid
>>222658408Zesty Ferrell
>>222658431we're moving to commonlease because of this bs
>>222658425lee mack is a marxist vegan buddhist
mental how on the rare occasions women act flirty around me i'm too confused at what's going on to benefit from the situation
shall be starting with the G&Ts from my incelfeast in approx 10 minutes
>>222658464yeah?
>>222658431Idea is that you would have long since sold it by then, the real cuckery is buying a leasehold with like 75 years left, will get fucked if you intent to give it to your kids since you need to renew it and it'll be expensive
bit nippy in london ladsmight have to turn the heating oncant have it going below 30 degrees
nobody:leftypol:the rock:sir kier starmer on fortnite: gold scar i got a gold scarsacked tranny:mousenonce in 1854:diego:rorke: she call me Mr. Boombastic, tell me fantastic, touch me on my back, She says I'm Mr. Ro-Ro
anime
>>222658384well that's a K-tim
>>222658473yeah
>Erm a few cold days don't mean anything Rorke, only a few hot days mean something
>>222658425>isn't itThey couldn't write "innit"?
you lads reckon females would rather have a tall bf but he's in a wheelchair or a short bf who can stand up?
>>222658470wy so late im already on the VOD
>>222658434in primary school I was able to pull it off, has been less feasible with agenowadays i have to choose between whether I fit in with middle class rorkes or middle class lefties lol
>>222658498bait
>>222658483saw these nurses when I went to hospital. that's when I realised I was at a strip club and it wasn't a hospital at all
committing a nuclear level fart war crime holocaust shart in my sweaty bedroom bed sheets poo hmmm yummy
>>222658480s
why is it that we're not bothered when animals are naked but we are when humans are naked? humans are just animals at the end of the day
>>222658394yeah i had a flat with it and it was ok for a bit but I'm glad I changed to a house when I did. i wouldn't buy a flat unless you're retiring or something and really have so much money the charges don't matter
>>222658425Yeah I'll be reminding them of this when that refugee programme starts, all the normies will love that
>>222658513tall disabled, havent you seen family guy
>>222658534rorke WILL NOT like this
>>222658518because alcohol sends me to sleep and I'll be completely gone before the match starts if I began drinking any earlier
>>222658534culture
Convincing right-wing people that caring about the environment is woke leftie shite has to be the worst political psyop EVER
>>222658547ktim
>>222658425treating everyone the same is literally just like america though
>>222658534Animals have fur to protect their privacy and we aren't sexually aroused by them so seeing them naked doesn't matter
just realised all the subreddits I'm a member of are food related :3
Nobody disagrees with me they've just been psyopped
realised i forgot to attach the pic to my zesty niccy pouch post earlier
>>222658501>279,00 dependents>275,000 dependentsFucking hell follow the middle eastern model, no dependents allowed, sent them money back home
is your door in the draw?
>>222658557but re;' partiny gwith the lads no?
walking the dog with my wife
got a food trap in my teethbig toothpick loves me
>>222658568The USA is a christian fundementalist fascist hellscape rounding up Hispanic children and putting them in cages in death camps like alligator alcatraz, while shooting or sentencing to life in prison anyone who protests against it
>>222658566using the wind to make a turbine go is woke, burning coal is based, I'm right because my enemies support the woke thing
>>222658605no mate I'm sat in the flat getting drunk alone, hence why I said 'incelfeast'
>>222658596i dont like the fruity flavours, just the minty ones
>>222658619Reddit
>>222658624rorke disappointed to find out this thing is not a twink
shouldnt visas (including work visas) be for a set period of time? so if you dont need those workers, don't renew them and they go home...
>>222658648Not an arguement so I'll accept your concession
We could've built nuclear plants but they wouldn't have even been finished until 2021 so no point
>>222658513ye. you never lose tall vibes even if you lose you legs
I'm a machine that turns life into piss, shit, and farts
>>222658619Shouldn't be making their way to an evil fascist state if they didn't want to be treated like that
>>222658501If it was a mistake, why don't we just send them back?
>>222658655thanks for that hot take
do arabs have cooled fannies or something how is their birth rate so high in such heat
There's genuinely no saving Britainmy advice is stock up on cash, food, supplies etc
>>222658534I'm not bothered about it though
>In June 2007, Deayton returned to the BBC to host panel show, Would I Lie to You?. In November 2007, he was censured by the BBC for making a "pungently personal" joke about Jimmy Savile and his mother on the show, during which team captain Lee Mack told Deayton that he thought the jokes were "well out of order".[
>>222658687Ahh yes the children deserve to be in cages so they?Most moral rightoid award goes to you
>>222658685dont sell yourself short. you're also a machine that turns the dictionary into the phrase "I'm a machine that turns life into piss, shit, and farts"
>>222658666thankfully france is shutting theirs down because of how dangerous the safest form of energy production is
still just wear jeans/t-shirt every day no matter what the weather is like
>>222658718I will wear my medal proudly
actually starting to feel the heat + the constant grill smokealso fuck "no coal grill" rules on balconies then whats the fucking pointE-grills are just a plastic fucking sheet to cook garbage onwhat the fuck
leftypol calling his gf daddy in bed
farting out a shit
when did leftists become so anti-air conditioning? completely bizarre
>>222658716thanks for that rorke
>>222658751The suffering is the point
>>222658751sadomasochists
>>222658751We're not? Where the fuck did hear that lol
uncorking the rioja to let it breathe for a bit x
>>222658751this one must have passed me by what am I supposed to oppose about air conditioning, I thought it was a boomer thing to reject AC because it's yankoidish and they didn't need it when it was hot in 76
>>222658733weird to see sweden with red on it from windfinder
Oh my days blad, choo choo blad
>>222658751dont think this is true. the argument during the heatwave was americans why dont yuros have ac and brits being like its not warm often enough.
It's still too bloody fucking hot today and it's only 3 degrees cooler next week. FUCK THE SUN
Mowed the lawn and also weed whacked and now I’m sweaty and tired
Chuds will just believe anything they hear about leftists no matter how outlandish
>>222657914not like my neighbours can hear me wearing women's clothing anyway so that's not a bonus
>>222658751Leftists are little demonic twisted control freaks who get no pussy so they get off on power tripping and controlling people with souls.
>>222658788humanity is a machine that creates the bizarre
>BREAKING: Migrant from the Central African Republic, Kevin Kerjean, has been charged with murder and rape after a 2-year-old child was found dead at a property in Chertsey, Surrey.>Police were called to an address in Pyrcroft Road around 5.40pm on Thursday (25 June), following reports of a concern for safety.>On arrival, a two-year-old girl was sadly found dead inside the property.right well that's my day fucking ruined
>>222658619more whites die to fent than any amount of mongoloid mexicans are put in cages
>>222658820rorke, you're projecting
>>222658793fine. i'm off *all life dies*
Yeah you’ve changed your opinion on global warming haven’t you
everything good?
>>222658831right well the fact he's a migrant isnt really relevant is it
>>222658806you would say that, we all know that leftypol is funding the creation of chuds in order to have an enemy that justifies their art funding from the state
>>222658835>Being completely psychotically evil is fine because another unrelated bad thing happens Retard
>>222657700imagine that chair leaving an imprint on her pert bottom
>>222658751yank imperialism or summat
there's gonna be another heatwave next friday
>>222658843there's a difference between rejecting science and rejecting framing.
>>222658831Kek imagine police knocking on the door and him scrambling to clean up while they're coming in, straight out of a comedy
>>222658856So you're now even blaming leftists for the existence of the far right?Forget your schizo pills today did we?
>>222658864go on holibobs next week me x
>>222657704beautiful girl
>>222658881I made my shitpost too believable gomen
>>222658788dont understand this webm
>>222658831Need charities and universities to sponsor more of these
Poo burger
>>222658853it's completely relevant, if we provide enough stories of them doing heinous things that the public feels like they've been constantly hearing about them we can change general sentiment
>>222658926you mean you can manipulate people
The left would never make bad faith assumptions about anyone
it's laughing at you rorkehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7jW7A2glZbk
>>222658864
you just shut up rorke.
Anyone else have the habit of getting most of the way through a video game and the getting burnt out by it and abandoning it?
HousedFedWanked
>>222658997scroom!
>>222658937well that makes it sound like there's ulterior motive, don't you care about victims of crime?
>>222658751you battling demons inside your own head again, rorke?
>>222658890
>>222658997VERY good post
>>222658976I have the opposite where I really enjoy it and save it for later indefinitely
imagine the boob sweat
>>222658997
sucking a uterus
leftypol doing a blacked raw tribal dance when a migrant commits a crime
Samsung and Apple phones both contain Israeli spyware btw
>>222659037>>222659037>>222659037
leftypol and rorke comparing ribcages
>>222657534What?
>>222657574Not anon but I make a lot of money. Want to see a screenshot of my bank account? You rodent. What do you do?
>>222657560You listen to the Radio? How mindless
>>222658596fy fan vad äckligt snus är
>>222657815I always hear these kind of problems and consider myself lucky. I hate crisps, hate fizzy drinks, hate cakes, biscuit, pastries, all that kind of stuff, don't eat fast food But I don't feel that greasy considering, who knows maybe I even feel the same as someone on a bad diet like you, so am I really lucky. Makes me think about what health actually is. I take vitamins and work out a lot. If you don't feel absolutely god-like on the inside what other value does it bring?
