Tit wank edition
Suffering subedish>put 8 fresh ice cubes in my water>refill ice cube tray and put it back in the freezer>turn around to get my drink>all the ice has already melted>water is barely even coldI FUCKING HATE SUMMER FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU
>>222659026italian at that, you know it tastes of san pellegrino
>>222659066
>>222659066don't use water from the kettle next time
Anyone got a quick and permanent cure to crippling suicidal levels of gender dysphoria and body dysmorphia?
>>222659066get a ninja water bottle it keeps ice in your drink frozen for 24 hours
>>222659095Rope
>>222659095castration
>>222659096alri the ninja corporation
>>222659037legendary chebs just wish she didn't have such a scuffed face
Joe Rogan is the 2nd biggest podcast in Britain.Only beaten by Alastair Campbell and Rory Stewart's little shindig.
We're ALL watching England tonight and those incels who feel the need to seethe about football can seethe all they want!
does /brit/ rate our jof?
>>222659095hrt is the only method that has any evidence for it
England are the Tottenham of international football. They call themselves a big side but can’t go band for band with anyone at the top. So they try and talk down Wales and Scotland. Don’t engage, just wait, knockouts England is where the fun begins (vs anyone in the top10)
>>222659105Love her simple as
>>222659141imagine listening to any of these
>>222659144it's fine I usually go to bed around 10 anyway so I'll miss all the tiresome man kick ball talk x
>>222659141The Peter Thiel Shill Experience
There has yet to be a truly good podcast since the first series of the Ricky Gervais one (even that's worse than Xfm)
Love a good carbonara. The saltiness of the pork. The creamy cheese. The herbiness of the oregano. The slight spice of the cracked black pepper. Simple. Rustic. Divine.
poo poogan
>>222659141almost all of those look grim
>>222659095Stop watching porn (and anime). Stop taking pills. Start lifting weights. Every time you are depressed, lift some weights.
Rorke insisting that Emma Raducanu isn't English, even though she has lived in England since the age of 2 and has an English accent, because her parents are Romanian and Chinese
>>222659161
>>222659173what about guardian football weekly?
>>222659174The viscerality of the saturated fats, the contentedness of heart diseaseWonderful
>>222659141Lotus Eaters is literally bigger than Rest is Politics but they're not on Spotify
>>222659205
get them posted
>The viscerality of the saturated fats, the contentedness of heart disease>Wonderful
>>222659141Will never listen to a nanosecond of any of these bloody hell
>>222659066The problem isn't summer, the problem is man-made climate change making Europe much hotter than it used to be
>>222659199Like all major podcasts there are good episodes but not every episode is good and in fact most are bad The only one which came closest was In Our Time but Melvyn's fucked off now
>>222659223Seething
>>222659141for me it's trashfuture
>>222659205she mindraped you
>>222659173answer me thisbehind the bastardsrisk
Gervais' whole gimmick is just being an annoying safe-edgy prick Gonna take the piss out of the disabled and trannies again yeah? Gonna whine about woke are we?
i've got drown syndrome
>>222659205She's spiraling out for me>>222659223Saturated fats are good for you, retard
the guardian doing shabbo dirty here
>>222659242never listened to any of them theyre all shite
>>222659238this here is the worst sort of podcast, the hang-out with several unfunny dickheads and here comes the 'nooo you don't get the in-jokes bro you need to listen to 100 episodes before you can judge!!'
>>222659194He probably thinks pic rel isn't Welsh either, fucking racist idiot he is
>>222659252So's heart disease
>>222659265ok
would like to distant myself from the other swede poster >>222659205don’t have an opinion either way on the hapa bird
love the sound of my neighbour's incomprehensible ebonic music being blasted out for hours in the adjacent garden while I die of heatstroke
>>222659242>answer me thisThis WAS a great podcast and I know it's back now as I heard one episode, they're doing it purely because their other podcasts have flopped massively and it's obvious
>>222659260been looking at this for 5 minutes trying to determine whether or not you AI generated her face to look like a thumb or not
It pretended it was going to rain and then it didn't, just a few measly drops. Going to take the 'berg for a walk on the beach since it's low tide and he loves having a run around on the sand
>>222659280For me? It's muslims speaking arabic on the phone and burning plastic
you have a garden? how?
>>222659266you just dont get it. go back to rory stewart. he's much more accessible for you
>>222659280>>222659301love diversity
podcasts are slave slop
>>222659194When he was winning she was canadian but now that shes shite she's english again. Glad I could help.
might just stay up really late tonight for no real reason
>>222659286idk what numbers they're doing but I like the allusionist too
>>222659312said the same about tv
>>222659305>go back to rory stewartI already said his podcast was shit you sad little cunt, fuck off and listen to your parasocial mates
just saw a
>>222659293well i only posted it three minutes ago so no t sure i believe you
>>222659278Du är en fet bög som luktar riktigt otäckt
anime tit wank
>>222659301>>222659309Can't get enough mate.
>>222659334they were right then too
>>222659095i read somewhere (potentially baseless) that taking hormones either way alleviates dysphoria. you could take the one society won’t hate you for.
>>222659343är det du som spammar det där i svt
>>222659278thank you for the clarification
>>222659353mad how indians are desperate to escape this but go crazy if the country they move to doesnt resemble it
>>222659343Javla helvete
listening to another episode of secret history of western esotericism
veggiefag still seething ours later that I mocked his lasagna
>>222659335>parasocialten year old gimmick at this point. could apply to all media. you're a boring mongo
>>222659280living next to them is one of the most enlightening things. I used to be very lefty and when we had some move in I went and knocked on the door and said hello and it was so nice to see we had some diversity coming into the road etc etc..just trying to make them feel welcome. redditors will tell you how kind they are and bring you food and things but not once. they didn't even invite us to a barbecue theyve been having or curry night or whatever else they're cooking up over there that we can smell but not allowed to taste
>>222659389>lasagnaFOY
>>222659260>>222659293Michael Gove fancies her btwex-husband of Sarah Vinehe needs a better prescription desu
>>222659268True. I would say she is Welsh since she was born and raised in Wales.
>>222659280had years of it until it finally stopped. still permanently fucked my mental health though
>>222659396youre raging just cause he called your podcst shit
>>222659381Oops tee hee
*pops up from behind a yucca plant holding a mojito*did someone say beveragino?
grandad said elizabeth will be having another jubilee soonjust agreed with him
>>222659280Go confront him you shut-in cowardly pussy hole. YOU WON'T.
>>222659389the highlight of your day no doubt
drank half of my gay porn beers already
wonder how many professional female tennis players have girlwanked with the handle of a tennis bat imagining it was a bbc
>>222659439https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1782574271142563.webm
>>222659410thisif 1 asian person moved to wales in 1700 because some explorer brought them back with him they would be welshsomehow because more people can travel faster in planes, rorke thinks it changes their nationality
Gran keeps ordering tons of utter shite off Temu
>>222659462none
>>222659234
yoghurt canon
>>222659375Lol schizo
>>222659462that what youre dedicating your brain's fleeting elasticity to? thoughts like this?
>>222659446he's confused matemove his things into places without telling him to help him out
>>222659431i say mongo to everyone. MONGO
>>222659402Same experience. Used to be a woke retard then had neighbours. Rudest cunts I've ever had the misfortune to be around. If they don't want to integrate and be part of the community, I don't see what's the point of them being here.
>>222659463covid, dark times
>>222659446yh the white jubilee cos shes a fuckin skeleton
your first mistake was to think you could fuck with the ranch
>>222659141The only reason why podcasts are popular is because everyone is trying to ignore the misery of a culturally diverse Britain but nobody wants to admit itPeople have stopped talking to each other. Stopped making friends with each other. Stopped approaching women.
>>222659473fucking love getting 50 different coloured jumpers with bees on and nighties don't they
>>222659463for me it's the second to last lassalthough I'm a bit concerned she might be scratching her fanny there, possibly a bit of thrush
>>222659492only a concern for a smooth brain who only has capacity for like 5 thoughts
>>222659302Bought a house with a garden because I'm not an innacity mong?
>>222659191>Stop watching porn (and anime).I don't.
>>222659480exclaiming
>>222659410
>>222659515incredible post
>>222659410If me (an English man with a few Welsh ancestors) is not "Welsh" and I'm actually an English bastard, then neither is she. You dickheads can't have it both way.
>>222659194>fucks 30something men
>>222659545do you live in wales though
>>222659515actually it's the misery of asset stripped austerity britain. the diversity is one of the only good things left
>>222659515alri sargon
another 5.5 bongs until the footy
can smell a barbeque
>>222659530ive got 322 pound to my name
>>222659248hes a bully and as we all know bullies are cowards
>>222659515if everyone had stopped approaching women that would make them more desperate and lonely and more likely to approach me instead but this hasn't happened for some reason
>>222659473Unsure why people do this when AliExpress is so so much better
>>222659562I tried to move there but I didn't feel very welcome because I've got an English bastard accent
>>222659515>People have stopped talking to each other. Stopped making friends with each other. Stopped approaching women.lil rorkey never gets invited out
I would do something politically but the numbing tones of the news agents dull my will
>>222659519fucking polyester too and she sprays loads of perfumeif someone tries to light a cig near her she'll go off like a fucking roman candle
>>222659575>barbequeFOY
>>222659410She fully integrated so yes she's WelshShe'll end up with some Welsh bloke and in a few generations her line will be indistinguishable from a typical white Welsh person
ring finger knuckle deep in my bellybutton
get the cheap chinky shit bought from chinaget the chinese factories pumping co2 into the atmosphereget the fucking climate changed
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Pvm31KMhDg
>>222659610>I would do something politicallyjust called interpol on this actionable threat
>>222659605guess that's the difference then
lakeesha says rorke makes up for it with foreplay and stroke game these days
Yuu Saigawara lives with his stepsister Reika, a shut-in erotic manga artist who uses him as a live reference for her explicit work. Whenever Reika finishes a manuscript or needs inspiration, she subjects Yuu to intense sexual encounters to ensure her art remains authentic. Despite his desire for a normal life and his friendship with a classmate, Yuu remains trapped as his sister's primary source of creative material.
barbepoo
Mimi Xu getting yelled at by rorke on the bus for speaking welsh on the phone
>>222659627It's white genocide, you can't even set a black family's house on fire the woke brigade will go mental and cancel you
>>222659323match finishes at midnight you plum
>>222659635I was thinking about the possibility of a different world for a fleeting moment I admit it
bunch of boring unfunny cunts in the thread. why dont you just go away
going back in time and stopping the man who invented talking on speaker phone from ever being born
You never see a social worker in hentai
>>222659651>stepyawn
A cooler day today. We needed this reprieve.
>>222659627>fully integratedElaborate on what this is
>>222659715only wogs do that
>>222659721i feel like i have at some point. been a while.
hmmmm podcastshmmmm tennis phrenologyhmmmm immigrant garden etiquetteTWATS
willys hard
what up dudes
facefuck cum_overflow males_only
>>222659748maybe instead of criticising others, you can contribute something
>>222659702>>222659748we get it boring cunt go rope
>>222659715https://youtube.com/watch?v=0IbEe5Y-A-A
>>222659731Opposite of multiculturalism I.e. the difference between her and a Boriswaver with shopping bags on their head
>>222659715While you're at it, can you take out Hitler, so they don't feel the need to get revenge on us for the next century.
>>222659620>polyesterWe at /brit/ love polyester. Begone newcunt
>>222659755alri
really really like David Dastmalchian I wish he was in things that aren't capeslop more
i love bugs i love picking up friendly millipedes and watching then crawl over my fingers
>>222659822ever shag him in the arse?
>>222659822I think this is all I got of him
>>222659723GOOD post
>>222659864He looked like he was enjoying the ride.
>>222659864seems a bit messed up
dunno if he's in this one
>>222659783who invited you
thinking about all the ways in which ai has not improved my life
>>222659872yuck
>>222659822Saw an interview where he said he was having personal problems at the time they were making Murderbot and the cast really helped himInteresting parallel with some of the main themes and story elements
>>222659864wow that's fucking kino
>>222659899bad post
>>222659890hi ian
>>222659928Hello
>>222659872that isn't him.
shitting diagonally
>>222659903Yeah? Get AI to summarise it
>>222659938who asked boringlad
>>222659916>Murderbotseems like AI is already being used to make personal tv shows that no one else has heard of
>>222659939what did you get up to today
>>222659852handsome>>222659916that's nice, I mean bad for him but I'm glad they helpedI was ugly crying at the end, love him
>>222659927if I filtered jfs I would never see another bad post
>>222659864the left has no answer to this btw
>>222659962I went for a walk in the park and cleaned the bathroom.
heat has made me wank 3 days in a row
>>222659938if you’re more worried about whiteness than culture, it’s racialism rather than ethnonationalism
The "Texas Rattlesnake" "Stone Cold" Steve Austin
>>222659986thats good
>>222659986Good on ya, Ian!
>>222659961apple tv walled garden
>>222659852Mad how this is based on a real yank presenter on Australian television who was obsessed with the paranormalAnd that one time they pretended the one non-nonce BBC presenter was possessed by the spirit of one
>>222660002non-apple-tv walled garden
>>222659895Who she
>>222659990>if you’re more worried about whiteness than culture, it’s racialism rather than ethnonationalismNo, that would make on a civic nationalist if it's culture they're concerned about
>>222659992
sir doll elector
>>222660034the devil, as it turns out
>>222660018fraternity hazing has gone too far
For me, it's Yuan Yang MP
>>222659989love having grotty sweaty squelchy beastly summer wanks
>>222660062my desk chair is moist
>>222660081rorke come get your da
big fan of how much the war in the middle east has broken this unfunny fat idiot's brain
>>222660081why do they all do this once they get to a certain agesee it all the time on grindr
>>222660084good lad
>>222660091ah yes hoi4 can sense the speccy virginity coming from this post
Been good today me, haven't even had a beerino yet. Will probably crack one open about 6ish though. Fuck me I think it might actually be warmer than during the week.
>>222660091top ten history memes that’ll make you the coolest autistic virgin in the discord server
>>222660048Ok but I need to know the actress
>>222660120Sir Bier Warmer
>>222660091modern hoi4 is pozzed
>>222660133what
>>222660101Sand people are stupid
>>222660091Yockey is the only good guy there
Lads, help my thread out, would you? >>222660039>>222660039Thanks x
wanted the relief of rain today buy instead i am sweating like an indian in my incelflat while sunberg does relentless shinetoil into my living room
>>222660136that's a green councillor she was the focus of some attention for her funny twitter posts about cock
>>222660174dont pot on outer /int/ sorry
lovely lovely day outlove the summer so much lads
>>222660195have a shower which is like rain but localised in your bathroom
Rorke be like they don't make Reichsimulators like they used to
poor scotch about the football
>>222660198Wut
>>222660174no x
Might myself
>>222660214a rainstorm?at this time of year?at this time of day?localised entirely within your bathroom?
I'm pro air conditioning, but i don't think it's right for Britain because i don't want Englishmen to be comfortable
This image features Ingrid Torelli portraying the character Lilly in the 2023 horror film Late Night with the Devil.The movie is set in 1977 and centers around a live television broadcast gone wrong on Halloween night.
>>222660213>Cneed you deported
>>222660216what happened now that the zogskwad is all riled up
>>222660241what?
/brit/ deserves its own board
>>222659066get a stanley cup sister
>>222660133lovely plump plappable gf
>>222660048Ingrid Torelli
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ingrid_Torelli
>>222660277??
>>222660271Fahrenheit is objectively a dogshit unit
>>222660292Italian diaspora
I fucking love touching them
>>222660294https://x.com/BenGrahamUK/status/2053425531673071800
>>222660252hmm and you call it a steam room despite the fact the water is obviously condensed
>>222660287that video rattles around your shut-incel head daily LOL
>>222660321who?
>>222659234>natural drivers>doesnt show actual temperatures recorded over hundreds of years for the full wave that goes up and down
>>222660296This cat's mum was GINGERED
how long can I string this lad along telling him about the wrong person
>>222660322Not clicking that
>>222660320Thankyou for supporting the Australian catholic schoolgirl industry
this is the dude calling you an incel
Replying to every other post (You)'s for all
hi my name is jacob im 29 and i have a learning disability
>>222660340Prefer not to say
>>222660364why did he call me that?
my little willy can’t take much more of this
>>222660364Has strong shagger energy (non-consensual that is)
>>222660393cause he's a redditor
>>222660364Balding really is a dating death sentence for men
roaring at this one fair play mighty
This Alienware x15 R1 laptop came in with no signs of life, and I tried to fix it live, and found that the motherboard was destroyed beyond repair. But after speaking with the repair shop that sent it in, they explained that the laptop was working when it came in, but a junior technician accidentally shorted out the board, and they would appreciate it if I could save this laptop for their customer.
cunnilingus more like cuntilicious
>>222660385that's alright*hits the nonce alarm under the desk*
My mums cousin was a catholic priest he died 3 years ago
>>222660376Cheers mate
>>222660436was he a fan of the virgin mary?
>>222660436he ever do naughty things
>The King’s official job is to protect faith “within the multi-faith nation”, under a newly published palace definition of the monarch’s role.
more like shadowFART
>>222660436why couldnt god save him? hmm?
>>222660474#notmyking
>>222660474muhammed save the king
>>222660506elon musk was right. england has fallen
is it true that stuff about mohammed getting bummed
>>222660474gay
>>222660474we're just waiting for the rest of you lot to become republicansthey've never represented us
When will we get a tradcath DEVS VULT on the throne ffs
>>222660474uk niggas will make fun of empty gestures like the haka and land acknowledgements while this shit’s happening lol you couldn’t write it
what to do between when the cricket finishes and the football starts?
>>222660559goon
>>222660116melty
why did she do it
Charles is sayyid and he's previously stated his interest in the muslim religionHe's just biding his time before he announces the global caliphate
>>222660559Think
yhe new >>222660589>>222660589>>222660589
£900 spent on the ol am' 'ex this month, over did it a bit desu
>>222660548Charles has always been a weird freakWe're just waiting for William
>>222660436RIP
>>222660575satan should have bitten that little foid's arm and envenomed her
>>222660552Uhh I don't think the Act of Settlement allows it
kind of crazy that lena dunham writes every conversation as a therapy conversation
>>222660575stupid fucking whore
