sunburn edish
going to be a warm one in kent tonight
hollywood actresses are more whorish than usual these days
>>222660589SCROOMING
>>222660639
reckon god's first real mistake was first creating a "DO NOT EAT THIS EVER" apple then next a really evil snake that convinces you to eat the apple
>>222660619should be quite cool tonight actually. love the summer.
>>222660619oh you kent
poos have been brutal recentlywont be surprised if i go out like elvis one of these days
business idea: use ai to create new gimmicks
Exercising my penis muscles
Honestly dont understand what the native Americans and the aborigines did to deserve all that
>>222660651
>>222660652he experiments on us so he does
>>222660651LOL
>>222660652hatit's clearly metaphorical, not that it didn't happen, it did, but it was also metaphorical, and it didn't even say apple so checkmate
>>222660575*something something* "free will" la
>>222660604>£900 spent on the ol am' 'ex this month, over did it a bit desuwhich one are you using?
>>222660700the incel fridge as it were
>>222660700Feels good knowing I paid for most of this. Enjoy you PIP scrounging piece of s****.
>>222660700bread in the fridge?
>>222660700>bread in the fridge
>>222660700
LIVERPOOL
>>222660722The most bog standard one, silver middle row, we don't get fancy extras like Americans do
Have a friend host a bbq today. He’s providing no meat, just sundries. I have never heard of such a thing in my 31 years of life the host has always provided some mea
FOY
>>222660676Why are women obsessed with flexibility?Is it viewed as a feminine trait like the woman equivalent of big muscles?
https://x.com/Joshnorton193/status/2070508963133596066>>222660700What compels you to post these images directly from Twitter? Do you need the attention that badly?You do the same with Steven Dawson's shit cooking too
>>222660745The pregnant incel fridge
>>222660652casted the woman and her chad bf out because he was a incel
>>222660790its heatherfungi
>>222660790i have no idea who steven dawson is autismlad
>>222660776we aren't but yeah it's associated with dancers and elegance
Who has the most Avios points in /brit/?
>>222660790
my life is like a movie ok
>>222660700dangerous day to be an ambient potato
>>222660756need yellow dress lass's thighs to strangle me
>>222660826a mike leigh movie
>>222660589He looks like one of those crash dummy fellows from the 80s
>>222660826a skin flick
>>222660818grim. he would be eating so much better than this at his old flat
>>222660836>>222660847no
>>222660826Yeah, The 40-Year-Old Virgin (2005)
Cooled down enough to have a lasagne.
>>222660776because they want to be flexed out by chad
big willy style
>>222660826roadtrip
>>222660838mmm mmm mmm mmmmmm mmm mmm mmm
where is this tescocome on then if you're so smart tell me where it is
>>222660812funny because you also post images from his twitter EVERY DAY and the files are all named with a single number (usually in order of the cooking process) just like this oneyou should be killed
>>222660865SCREAMING
>>222660866repost
>>222660700What more does a man need
>>222660866struggling to consider something more runtish than a steel knife covered in black paint
>>222660740ye weird. bread goes in the freezer because we incels dont eat a whole loaf fast enough and it's better toasted anyway
>>222660893genuinely and unironically have no idea what youre on aboutthink you might be touched in the head
>>222660921heatherfungi
I only said we'd make it across
>>222660815made me look
>>222660887since nobody answered i'll tell youits in budapestthey have tesco in hungary ok
my incel fridge
any naked people in?
>>222660948Good lad GOOD lad
>>222660954alri popeye
>lasagna with chips what the hell are you doing
>>222660887Váci Road
>>222660838>>222660883Mad that this was a real toy back then. It was a different time.
>>222660964woke freak
https://ukdecline.co.uk/
>>222660887Maryhill x
>>222660907I have one and it looks like this now so it's good to know that's all in my body
>>222660969sorry i already disclosed the answer so you didnt win ok
>>222660936you often give pet name to randomers on the interneti'd change your life pal
>>222660887Where's the clocktower? Not a real Tesco.
I suppose you think that was terribly clever
>>222660954this nigger scared of scurvy
>>222660987melty
>>222660976makes me think of that death grips album
>>222660954>eggs in the fridge
>>222660954why so much lettuce
>>222661002you are literally not arguing with who you think you arei think you're a massive loser who has imaginary friends on the internethope this helps
met offce lying about the weather again
>>222660887that mismatched e gives me the willies
>>222661025heatherpaedo mega meltdown
>>222661025you eat mould nigga
>>222661030melty
>>222661030they make it up as they go along
do not take me for some conjurer of cheap tricks
>>222660974> 3> Potholes Filledkek
>>222660826yeah one by.... uh.... *surrepticiously googles "most famous gay porn directors"
drinking cans in the ol' paddling pool
>>222661017american eggs have to stay in the fridge>>222661023top shelf is broccolimiddle shelf is kalelove me brassica oleracea
almost wine o clock
Year 5 of Russia’s 3-day war. Russian authorities have started to place mobile toilets along the waiting lines for fuel in the Russian capital and elsewhere.
>>222661075painful how badly cauliflower is mogged here
>>222660700WHATS IN THE FOIL!?!!!!
>>222661075shame they'll be the only bras you'll ever get to experience
nth for the gyaldem
>>222661091cauliflower cheese though
maximum 30g of sugar a day. that's tiny. if we all listened to the doctors we'd be miserable
>>222661075what in gods name is a kohlrabi
finished all the bass for the album my band's making today. hot and grim sweaty bit of business but very pleased with how it's coming along.
>>222661107you love the demmies
>>222660700Roses watch out
what did jofra mean by this?
>>222661107fridge
>>222661131german turnip
>>222661131self explanatory
for me it's bok choy
Searching for posts that contain ‘nth for the gyaldem’ and in ‘gb’.>2017 results found.Searching for posts that contain ‘nth for the baddiedem’ and in ‘gb’. >1330 results found.Searching for posts that contain ‘nth for the holodem’ and in ‘gb’.>938 results found.insane mental illness
(tortured Golem voice)BRIIIIIIIIIIIIT!MOUSEEEEEEEEEY!
>>222661165or as i like to call it, the rape turnip
floating around the paddling pool with a can of beer resting on my stomach
>>222661166.
eating wotsits and crying
>>222661136true say x
>>222661201screesh
>>222661201
>>222661165>bok choyFOY
>>222660961need to decide somewhere to spend them on though
>>222661217on the twiglets myself (also crying)
Ouch!
>>222660634meine gotteneed to shag her up the arse
>>222661190sir mista proime ministah
>>222661107need to see her LEZZING OFF with her sister
>>222661233both names are foren muck tho
so looks like internetberg has just decided to drop out for no discernible reason, just perfectjust seems completely unreasonable that i, a man in a highly developed country, should have to deal with this relatively minor inconvenience on a very occasional basis
>>222660857doesnt need as much food wiv all the booze
>>222661239A Japan-Australia-Singapore trip is in order me thinks!
>forsen muck
>>222661107she's already walled surely won't be long before she has to actually show her bits for OF subs
>>222661241never tried themmy only experience with twiglets is that mr bean episode
>>222660652God doesn't exist>>222660702>not that it didn't happen, it didProve it
>>222661178brsc
>>222661295>God doesn't existHow. So.
>>222661291they're quite nice
>>222661321cute 'erge
>>222660815dont fly them but I can transfer my amex points 1:1 to avios
just too humid pure-likecannae breath
>>222661295*throws a granny smith at your head*
https://ukdecline.co.uk/pip-disability
you can be a woman and pretend to be a nazi and thousands of simps will give you money for existingit's a joke
>>222661295my shitpost was too believable
>>222661327Just doesn't
>>222661178excellent post
>>222661321blud is sitting on the ground :skull:
Had a nap as a refresher. Late night tonight
>>222660948This random no-name Amerigod just mogged you >>222661347What's your retort?
might have a lemonade before my wine actually
>>222660589I think it's stupid I ever tried blue collar work because how fucking comically bad I was at it and I think it's more sad I think I can be a lab tech when I suck at math and never took chemistry
im a wretched beastly freak of a man who needs to be bisected horizontally with minigun fire
>>222661413scrom
>>222661396had a cheeky san pelly earlier
asparagus mogs, genuinely unfair to the rest of the veggies>boo hoo it makes your piss reekyour piss normally smell good, leftypol? fruity boy arent you with your perfume piss lala prancing sissie man
Everything is fucked lads
>Clavicular kisses a trans woman and loses 500 viewers in the span of 10 minutes.
listen knobhead, if i can't have a swim in my own bin on the hottest day in england
>>222661281been to Australia and Singapore Japan looks ok but it's a long flight so you have to really want to go i think
>>222661407alri strange autistic yank who does a slow nothing but ramble incoherently to himself for the entire thread
>>222661411priestess of the worm? has the seal been broken? the armies of the apt and inapt alike must unite
Gang of about 10 pre pubescent boys gone and put a cheap paddling pool outside my house, have brought footballs and water guns tooSpent the past hour running around, screaming and squeaking their voices off at 200 decibels.Need them all executed, pronto. Really I should have the right to kill them for disturbing my life.It's only fair don't you think?
>>222661441scream why does he do this
Starmer's Britain
>>222661465rorke in the road
>>222661465whys the road blocked?
>>222661457toss em in the well
Kind of funny how everyone in the trades bitches about no one wanting to join but the fact is that they just treat apprentices like actual dog shit >Don't get paid much >Be constantly shit talked and have people either harass or bully you >Never be taught anything yet bitched at when you fuck up >Never be anything other than picking up trash >Also have tools stolen >This happened me be made fun of because your sad that your cat died Also if you dare make fun of them back they will threaten you or bitch to their boss
“ does a slow nothing” what the fuck am i talking about i need to be shot in the back of the head fuck my entire faggot life to hell
a great arse, lidless, wreathed in flame
>>222661362the larp has gone too far, there's no coming back from it. she'll never collab with arr loopzie and althea again. a fanbase of chuds and groomers, grim
look at this boys ive got the new graphics card in and im ready to play a bit of hell let loose (when its downloaded in 3 hours)
>>222661499hello
>>222661534*squirts pus at you*
>>222661530looks good. there is a rough learning curve if you haven't played it before
After the reformation Henry VIII introduced a law stating its legal to straight up kill a nigga if they go to a church or use a Bible that uses Cornish rather than English.Yet he did allow people to use Welsh unhindered.Bit of a bizarre double standard, what the fuck was his problem?
drinking
>>222661530how much was it?
keep going between okay temp and too hot
>>222661465wonder if you buy some of these and block random roads for a laugh
>>222661549yeah heard that, will see how i get on>>222661558£700
>>222661552just didnt like them simple as
>>222661491>>Never be taught anything yet bitched at when you fuck upgringo bosses show me no respect gue
>>222661577>£700lolwut
>>222661530those cables need managing lad that’ll fuck the airflow up a bit
>>222661558it was £85 which is more than online but i wanted it TODAYi also had £23 vouchers because i traded in left for dead 2 and a few other games
>>222661577the computer? I mean the new gpu
>>222661591>>222661599yeah was 700 but its new
that is a great gimmick tbf i cant even be cross he's hijacked my post and is stealing all my replies
salzburg is like 'a movie' look how cool it looks with this gateway carved into the rock that you need to go through to get to the main bit of the city
>>222661597didn't fancy something more modern?
>>222661465and with a 1 minute delay where both sets of lights are red
>>222661577Bizarre
the football should be on at this sort of time
lifting my nan over my head and ripping her in half
>>222661639i just bought the minimum recommended card canirunit said i needed
>>222661486Dead deer. They sent people out to block it for days rather than just move it a bit
>>222661630yeah a gay porn with an arse that gets shagged
>>222661659grandads reaction?
>>222661661like i said did you not fancy anything modern?better in the long run
>>222661517nigga these girls do not know you exist
>>222661638on da case!
man from /brit/ invents new pc
might go downtown for an incel meander
>>222661692ktim and literally every female at toil
>>222661691fancy a long run on my cock you little bastard
>>222661682looked up from his crosswords for a few seconds and rolled his eyes
>>222661580I mean when I was working at that company I had someone steal my Gatorade bottle and piss in it, steal my tools and also had the guy tell me I am too useless to learn anything so after the job was done he told me to never come back and to never try blue collar or construction again
>>222661661I guess if you're not planning on playing anything else>>222661691don't pretend to be me>>222661711that wasn't me but yes
Israel forcibly sterilised half of all black Ethiopian Jews who settled in Israel.Starting to believe these Jewish niggas might be kinda racist...
not many people going marauding anymore
>>222661691i only want to play hell let loose
nobody knows I exist
there were monolingual cornish speakers up until the 1500smental
>>222661711couldnt even do a 10 yard dash on your tiny cock
>>222661530what card de lod?
>>222661692so? saka doesn't know I exist and I'm diehard for him still
didnt have a cup of tea today. saving it for the big game
>>222661726Just friendly hazing all that
i've completely derailed that conversation lol pretended to be both of the cunts
Children should be illegal. Send them to work the mines.
>>222661742gtx 570
>>222661755right well you're going to hell
>>222661362women and simps are so fucking vapid
>>222661753Well I mean he was kind of right after 90 days and I still suck at the job I should quit he also made me a noose and told me if I hung myself that it would be the only way I could improve the state
i actually look fucking sick in a suit like James Bond. Too bad I work at home bargains so never really get to wear it
Finishing off this fanta worange then garn post office then it's beer o'clock. In that order x
thought the borrowers (1997) had corey feldman in it but it was just some kid who looks like corey feldman PLUS corey feldman would've been well into adulthood by 1997this was worth posting btw
laptopberg doing a complain
>>222661661have you got a console?
kek theres so little going on here youve all gone mental one person posted a photo and now 4 schizos are dollhousing. unusable website
>>222661780Never reply to me
yer a blatant bisexual
>>222661552Tudors were Welsh>>222661735There were monolingual Welsh speakers until the 1950s
>>222661763corr gud post diss
>>222661783um that's boobies
>>222661742rtx 5090
tempted to buy a small chocolate bar for the big game
>>222661786think you have to be mentally a third worlder to like these women
i'll sure miss this place
>>222661786gwarn lad
>>222661827do the opposite
>>222661786Why do women humiliate themselves like this? For male attention? For money?Just imagine if a man was doing this same shit. Everyone would agree it's grim.
Saw a person today that looked as crackhead from horror game from afar. But when I walk past him on a street he started saying "Hello, HI!" in distinct male voice, but had lipstick and wear woman's cloths. So my question, what is proper eticuete in UK in such situation? Does it considered "norm" to "hi" to such persons or it is weird as it seemed?
who the fuck is corey feldman*ricky gervais laugh*
>>222661827get a lion bar for are lions
>>222661802what happened
>>222661742gtx 1070why arent the fans spinning?
remember than period in the 2010s where you could build a good gaming PC for not much more than a console?completely gone now
>>222661862maybe buy three? no that's too much
should I order scranimo's or 'kizza tonight?
might have another wank to japanese women swallowing spit
>>222661812>>222661735still monolingual pidgin speakers in london
>>222661834alri fantasy adventure protagonist at the end of the film after defeating the villain when it’s time to say goodbye to his new friends and go back to his normal world
>>222661878that would be banter that aha x
Moments before he tried to fuck Lulu the jack russel
>>222661873is it seated right? clicked when you pushed it into the slot?does it turn on and everything?
>>222661823got a GTX 4060 me x
best album of the 60s?Court of the Crimson King
>>222661882well one is a decent pizza and the other is dogshit overpriced slop thrown together by a filthy brown, seems like an easy choice
>>222661840Might as well. It Saturday x
i think im depressed
>>222661931ktim
is the man going to kick the ball
>>222661854>Just imagine if a man was doing this same shit. Everyone would agree it's grimyh cause we're not fags
>>222661911doesn't exist
>>222661924scranimo's it is
gf wants me to piss on her but the thought of it makes me uncomfortable, feels like abuse :/
going hog wild on that lad's fat ugly sister
>>222661909beautiful berg
>>222661962yeah meant RTXfat fingers
the kind of poo where you can't get all the poo out
what's our verdict on thomas tuchel then
>>222661966i can come round and do it for you if you like?
>>222661966it is
>>222661966she fit?
>>222661876and the consoles aren’t even worth buying anymore either it’s all fucked
I wish Spaino still posted here
>>222661966Get her to piss on you first then you're equals pequals
>>222661966bin her
oh no don't tempt consolegit out of hiding
I was born in 1996 and every single fucking aspect of life has only got worse in the time I've been alive
>>222661991bowel cancer de lad
>>222662009>she fit?she's my girlfriend mate. what the fuck response do you expect
wish my internet would come back online so i could resume pwning noobsit's 2026 the ISPs should have their shit together by now
>>222662039Equals peequals
>I was born in 1996
>>222662039thisget a propa piss fest going
>>222662057Carly Rae Summers?
>>222662071hotspot that f*cker
>>222662059bro people of syracuse were sayin' same fing in 400adits fact of life innit
>>222662096yeah
>>222661675wouldn't the coyotes and hawks take care of it in like a day?
update: come to the compromise that we'll try it in the shower, seems less bad then since it can wash straight off
Right then
so this is the old
what was that game with modern weapons and cars in historic battles? because the trailer looks fun but i havent heard a thing about the game. for the record i dont play games any more
I wish Hitler won WW2 so people like me would be gass since I am a useless genetic dead end
um that's a vagina
>>222662124Great well now I've got a boner
you're boosting the economy, right, patriot?
>>222662124wtf is that
>>222662077clever girl
>>222662124need to scran that
>>222662152ktim, ktim, ktimmy tim tim, kay to the tee to the eye to the em ktim!
anyone else get completely feral in this heat?
>>222662171Mucus
>>222662124looks like an open wound why is there snail slime type shit coming out of it
new >>222662189>>222662189>>222662189
right well that's a bodily fluid coming out of a vagina
was that a vagina??euuuugh thats dirty
>>222662077I'm not old, I'm young30 is young!
>>222661966reminds me of one of the exbergs that wanted to try licking my bum after I had been licking her's for a whileI let her do a quick dab with her tongue in the shower once but that's as fsr as it went
>>222662098it's too complex of an arrangement for that. hard to explain so i'd appreciate if you inquired no further
