fode edition
omen see my penis and want to comment on how small it is
girl at toil said I would do very well in the gay communitywas this a backhanded way of saying I'm handsome?
much prefer a pair of trousers to shorts in any situation. my clothes are like a suit of armor and i would prefer for my legs to not be open to the elements
like Adam nevilles books as far as horror pulp goes but his dialogue is absolutely dire
Remember when Grimes was hot on /mu/ and gave all these interviews about her crazy life and backstory and hardships and poverty she'd been through only after she left Musk it turned out all of it was fake, she'd Iied about all of it form some reason, acting relatable and normal as always an act she was actually born into money
plane that just flew over my house forgot to drop the giant atomic bomb that wipes my sorry existence clean from this universe, ffs maybe next time
>>222663580bet this sounded really funny and original in your head
fodeypops should be in the england team ok
putting the contact lenses on for a short jaunt down the roadcan't be caught as a speccy bastard by a soul, it will destroy my dark sensitive vampire cowboy aura
right well
atomising my arse
>>222663602why are you like this?
>>222663605you should get prescription sunglasses
Varley and Rudakubana both sweltering in their tiny cells during the heatwave. Oh aye x
>>222663591why are you being so rude?
we ain't no hooligans this ain't a football songthree lions on my chestI know we can't go wrong
>>222663541>omen see my penis and want to comment on how small it isfoul, unendowed tarnished
vaginas are disgusting
oh i'm a leftypolan illegal leftypoli'm a leftypol in new york
>>222663625fuck off back to /britfeel/
>>222663602
got the choons onhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qc8ejeVH1ts
white people be moving away from they families and then hiring a babysitter to watch they kids
lil zoomer litstening to molchat doma again
>>222663622Have them but it's not sunny We're being blessed by some lovely, lovely rain at the moment
best fromsoft game?
had a little paddle at the beach water was lovely and blue and clear :)
>>222663633was listening to this earlier x
>>222663680bloodborne for me, all went downhill from there
>>222663692a classic!
Rouxed in the other thread >>222663530 # In the pan I've done the onions garlic and shrooms in (remove them) melt butter, add plain flour while whisking until they've combined in to a ball of yellow floury goodness. Then slowly add a dash of cream and milk and half a glass of wine while gently whisking and a beef stock cube for flavour. Make it slightly wetter than desired consistency then add back in the vegetables and reduce down
>>222663680they're all good
>>222663656>>222663657pinkpantheresscord raid
>>222663686that can't be real
>>222663666wight in the middle of the fuckin woad
>>222663602why is she shagging that when she can easily have my penis
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_XqexqiqkdkCarly Rae Jepsen has officially dropped a cunt bomb on mothersaki
>>222663686they scooped its willy out
think gay men wish they were peng pop stars and that's why they like them so much
nth for the holodem
(8) so what are wegonna do? (8)
>>222663769an interesting theory, will be conducting a study on this
>>222663666detest these unfunny southerners
still fond memories of playing csgo with the integrated intel graphics once the titan 1080 died and had to be sent back running around on 640 pixels at 200 fps with no gpu was a godsent
>>222663680elden ring for me
>>222663776
>>222663821grow up
i've got integrated incel graphics
>>222663834cheating on marge? really? I've lost all respect for homer.
>>222663821could have played the superior css at 720p
>>222663834canthinky's groomers goals
a gay porn poo the size of a tangerine
Thinking of ordering takeaway>medium doner and 6 wings>£20I'll leave it
>>222663884forbidden berge
inventing a time machine
>>222663847good post
>>222663763quite good song i never listened to her desu
>>222663888fake
>>222663913she has several of the biggest tunes of the centuryhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dD4kkeJv34o
smoking on something odd
drinking a peroni 0.0% arancia rossa
ENGLAND play today
>>222663901ancient 'berg
>>222663972dont care. boycotting this world cup. fuck trump
>>222663972do hope that they kick the ball well today
scran
remember when dubya got that shoe thrown at him
slags have been detected at tesco
>>222663994dis niga eatin beans
>>222663994corr
>>222664007me in the background
>>222663972cam on england
>>222664007not even joking they actually look minging
by nightfall these hills will be swarming with incels
>>222663994i just know the waitress called you sugar
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kGex0kLgNok
>>222664036bent freak
>>222664028struggling to see her willard in this
>>222663994is that play food?
>>222663591it was funny I chuckled
>>222664028>>how can I make this international event about meI fucking hate women
and the latest from timothy james byrne?
>>222664050the waitresses in the local. cafe call me sweetheart x
england kick off is prime incel walk time
>>222664065DOLLY'S IN A BOX
>>222664065why is she in her parents room? cant be bothered to tidy up her shit?
>>222664096then what? you eat your bowl of cereal in silence leftypops?
>>222663994this nig- oh someone already said it
>>222664091scored an early bed time after his carer shoved some sleepy night night pills down his throat
>>222664050>>222664096the lady at the diner i go to calls me "hun"
>>222663680sekino with ac6 a close second
>>222664136what the fuck did he mean by this
Did you know there's a Selected Ambient Works vol. 3?
>>222664123well yeah, what else am I supposed to do try and chat them up while they're trying to work and my fryup gets cold?
What do you lads think about Patriotic Alternative?
>>222664146doesn't have to be told twice but during the stone age
>>222663680sekiro = bloodborne > rest
>>222664180nice tat
>>222664180TJBesque photo
>>222664153you can just talk to people, that may happen to be women, without chatting them upit's called community
They hurt you at home and they hit you at schoolThey hate you if you're clever and they despise a fool'Til you're so fucking crazy you can't follow their rulesA working class hero is something to beA working class hero is something to beWhen they've tortured and scared you for 20 odd yearsThen they expect you to pick a careerWhen you can't really function, you're so full of fearA working class hero is something to beA working class hero is something to be
>>222664195i wanna be tracer
>>222664196dont see the point of talking to women if it doesn't lead to sex
>>222664194dont know who that is
too sweaty for a settee wankits not worth it
>>222664122change of scenery I imagine
>>222664223you should be destroyed
>>222663913listen to emotion and emotion B sides and the loveliest time and the loneliest time and dedicated side B and dedicated in that order
>>222663575That's why I like the ones who just admit they're tarqs on dad's money. I prefer the honesty.
>>222664122>shethats you done
bought a lightsabre yesterday
>>222664245munter
>>222664065that's not allowed.
destroy them all
>>222664274going to cauterise your bollocks because you're a transberg
>>222664148no i did not
>>222664099>england kick off is prime incel walk time
>>222664263ok i will thanks
>>222664304right well that's some sort of disabled man
>>222664301Huh
>>222664316haha
le contrived footy who would england rather face in the semis contrived discussion lookgenuinely cant keep up this façade for much longer, about to kms
I've been dreaming of a time whenTo be English is not to be banefulTo be standing by the flag not feeling shamefulRacist or partial
tesco lasagna pizza for dinner. it wasnt that good needed more sauce
even the smallest penis can change the course of the future
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OmLdvsZAqq4
>>222663855already did that
actually i should say for £2.50 with a clubcard the lasagna pizza wasnt bad. heres an image for reference
>>222664414got this recced to me by the 'gorithm earlier
decided to respec into a melee fighter in skyrim, enchanted and upgraded my two handed dragonbone sword and gear for maximum damage, went to a nearby tomb and it did embarrassingly low damage, barely scratching even mid tier draugrs. then went to a different cave and it did ok damage, killing draugr overlords in two-three hits. what was this all about then
>>222663855loved this level
>>222664285it doesn't count x
>>222664432how is that any different from a normal bolognese pizza? slightly different cheese or something?
>>222664454sir whore
>>222664180>>222664194
officially on the cans
>>222664480buy an ad
>>222664194knower>>222664238unknower
>>222664488screcahc
>>222664492audiophile niggas when they put on headphones
>>222664495
terrorists win
>>222664471dunno sorry i never tried that. it had white sauce and emmental cheese
the last good british film was four lions and that was released in 2010
very tired lads. going to be a struggle to still be awake for the footy or football or footer depending on what your preferred nomenclature is
WE HAVE TO GO BACK
>>222664547that's alright
>>222664555/brit/ has assured me there are no good films, bands or comedians so you must be mistaken i'm afraid
>>222664432>lasagnaAmerican was it?
>>222664450are you doing a 100%you've been playing for months
Right the evening starts now. Got a load of Fosters and some bottles of Holsten, bottle of vodka, bottle of red wine ignore that, but I'm all fully loaded. Cajun pork chops and some Home Chips in the air fryer, chicken drumsticks defrosting for match snacks later. Casualty on in a bit.Now watch England ruin my mood later
might put a load of chips on
disappointed?yessurprised?not in the leasther gas has been referred to as the hayesmaker in the past
sick to bastard death of it all lads
>>222664612bizarre post
>>222664605get some cheese and beans on there laddy. cook a soss or two.
who was the one questioning chips with lasagna? Everyone knows lasagna, chips and salad. Proper British dinnr that
redditflags down
my xbox one S is getting slow :(
>>222664478she's a pony, moid
got a 7 banned for allegedly "impersonating" a j*nitorbut am return now sirs
>>222664659ummyhi
>>222664640one of my favourite maps in csgo
>>222664666What race does 7 refer to? The Chinese?
>>222664651I do have cheese and soss but I want to save the soss for tomorrowno beans mind
>>222664659pray it never comes back
>>222664667
>>222664676whats your favourite skin de lid
>>222664659
>>222664704white i guess
>>222664691dont like this they need to be sent flying
>>222664681the race of Men
don't like putting the oven on when it's hot like this so i've eaten nothing but coleslaw for the last two days
peruvian shamans perform a ritual to cleanse harry kane of the curse put on him by a ghanaian witch doctor
>>222664610Shes not got used to the American diet. Should get some Tetleys and Branstons shipped over
scared
>>222664648now that the witch doctor has been dealt with, england are going all the way
>>222664744lynchian
>>222664729for me it's potato salad and cold cut sandwiches
>>222664615Haha classic. Trevor was hilarious. Seriously though my favourite show. Don't care what people think I love it
We at /brit/ support Bam Margera
>>2226646667 day
>Kofi Offeh
>>222664781in which of his endeavors exactly
>>222664781yes, unironicallylove seeing him do cool tricks on his skateboard again and be slightly less fat
>>222664744the perfect original>>222664180a mere pathetic facsimile
In the voice of Martin Tyler: SPAINOOOOOOO!
every band in this country is composed of evil middle class uni wankers
>>222664820which one is harry kane?
>>222664814sc
Jamming
>>222664808tre flip fakie at the primitive park is not a trick unfortunately
*lets out an echoing Solid Snake EEEEAAAARGH death scream*
>>222664814*roars*
pride march today so obviously a lot of obese hideous spastics going about using walking sticks they dont need
posted my goon material for hours on end in a /brit/ thread full of men because i'm an indian-brained porn addict freak award
>>222664817Muse didn't got to uni did they? Posh nepos though
>>222664881why would they use a walking stick they don't needthat's silly
Falmouth University is quite famously a party uni
>>222664881what is it queers and walking sticksLike if youre gonna be a fat bloke just shaved your head and start tango maxxing. dont dye it green and start calling yourself trans
>>222664892haha miss elephant
>>222664892bitch named elephant
Anorexiana Grande stuns at Eternal Starvation tour
>>222664901PIPstick
>>222664892How low are these women willing to go do you think? Would they marry an ugly bastard if he played in division 2?
>>222664704dont use skins me
U.S. students have been known to go to Falmouth for spring break
>>222664948why do koreans type like that, bloated full of nonsense
be at peace, son of /brit/
>>222664962can confirm
>>222664970why he kinda..
>>222664684basic rule of thumb for me is if i have soss and i'm cooking i will always also cook a few soss cos you might need them tomorrow. no one has ever complained about there being a few cooked sausages ready to go in the fridge.
>>222664979it's translated dumbass
On a date tomorrow, with a lovely brown chick with perfect tits that actually gave me a boner the first time I saw them on her hinge profile. Like literally perfect to me. So excited.
lads
>>222664910if you're disabled you don't fit into society as well as other peoplethis can lead to being radicalised by the internet into thinking you're a trannyequally you have disabled people who become incel nazis like helpernonce
>>222664948we have this too
>>222664970the zestiest one yet looks like a screenshot from a gay porn pool gang bang
>>222664915get them posted
>>222665002dry meat shavings and soggy friesyum
>>222665002where's the curry?
>>222664999ah i see the translation must have added all the superfluous and meaningless statements i've forgotten they do that
had a dream where they released no man's sky 2 and it was much better optimised and had more interesting world generation and also the galaxy map was much more convenient and divided by sectors some of which were entirely human populated and there were also big cities on the map but unfortunately I didn't get to visit them in my dream demo
>>222665002Looks nice. Mum's made a lasagne here.
>>222664979they are very dramatic people. i think of all the asians they are the most emotionally-charged inside. but they wear a mask day to day to not piss anyone off (similar to the japanese)
final games of the group stage for rorkeykins, and it's another SIX Today the 72 Group Stage Games (8 more than the entire previous World Cup) comes to a close.Then it'll be 32 knock-out games.
cool it with the transphobia
>another day of Eva making me laugh while I'm trying to jerk off to her>>>/wsg/6185102
>>222665033other languages arent efficient compared to english
>>222665001post pics then where you taking her?
just been ran over inside my living room
another post ive read by a freak with no self awareness
~ I'm a little umpot ~~ Short and stout ~
>use my amazon card to pay for everything instead of debit>get cash back on every purchase>pay off card before interest accrueswho says money doesn't grow on trees
>>222665056who is the #1 German pornstar?
>>222665035last night i had a dream where i accidentally threw away my shoes
>>222665059shut up actual retard
>>222664998but why would I prepare cold soss now when I could have freshly cooked soss tomorrow
>>222665112katja kassin
( o )Y) o )
i am satan
>>222665114idk why you're signing your own posts
>>222665112I don't really watch Deutschporn nowadays but years ago I used to watch CaraCum's German JOI
>>222665151rorke after a few j2os
>>222665131nigga you nasty
>>222665171concession accepted
>>222665112was milena velba from there
bit chilly nowmight pop the heating on
>>222665199excellent taste
What's leftypol been up to?
>>222665197you only speak english and cant fathom why another language would translate to be full of what you consider superfuous words lmao
Fidelity, Bravery, Integrity
>>222665241He's been trying to get Rorke to reduce his carbon footprint
>>222665199>>222665219fuck's sake
i think bub games posts here
>>222664866what does that mean
>>222665272he caught
>>222665139the 60-90 range is misleading. it says there are large margins of error on the minorities as well. opinions are tepid all around.
>>222665189>>222665259why is this FREAK using ebay to look at porn LMAOOOOOO
*does my best nerd voice*you only speak english and cant fathom why another language would translate to be full of what you consider superfuous words lmao
miss the heatwas something to talk about
>>222664146xbox 720 starting at £1059.99
>>222665289because herr starmer fucking banned porn
>superfuous
>>222665265just a bit of skate autism, pay no mind
>>222665289online safety act innit
>>222665298alri boringlad
oh clavbros it's so OVER
>>222665315oh my god a typo where i didnt type the L
>>222665283
>>222665316but i am curious now .....
>>222665298was still boiling hot in my room until i opened the window 10 minutes ago
watching one of those red dwarf episodes where Rimmer was replaced by a fit milf
>>222665334me on the left
>>222665295concession accepted l0l
>>222665332he's done a lot worse with peter thiel already
>>222665333you’re done
bought a big bag of sweet and salty popcorn for the football. was going to buy three Lion bars but they didn't have any in the shop
*jumping up and down*Hi :)Hi :)Hi :)Hi :)
>>222665382you think he's had thiel's oily forehead cock up his ass before?
>>2226653943 lions on the shirt though
>>2226653361. tre fakie on a bank is the same as doing it on flat, so it's not a trick2. primitive park is gay3. get in the streets, even if he tre'd down some random 3 stair in a plaza or something it would be 1000x more valid, i get that he was a mini ramp guy in his day, but that clip at primitive means nothing to me
>>222665408i dont own an England shirt
might start keeping a fart tucked away in case I need to lay chemtrails on a nigga walking too close to me
>Searching for posts that contain ‘peter thiel rent*’ and in ‘ca’. 4 results found.
>>222665332>people should get purely aesthetic surgeries>no not like that!!
really puts things in perspective you know
>>222665400omg hi!
drinking a polish trans beer
>>222665414interesting!
>>222665424all me
>>222665429they live in gta irl so why would they buy the game
>>222665429free, in africa they're already living it
>>222665429broke ass niggas
>>222665431Hi :)
>>222665420what how
Invest with AJ Bell so sexy pilots can cum on your tits
>>222665400um !!!!
>>222665438thank you
It's coming up it's coming up it's coming up
>>222665332oh no no no manospherekeks
get em housedget em fedget em wanked offget em playing gta 6
>>222665462you know when you go to the shop and buy one? i never did that
TRANNY FUCKERSYOU'RE ALL TRANNY FUCKERS
>>222665487scratch that israel needs more nukes x
>>222665476its dehh
>>222665499this reminds me of the secret yank chatrooms we have in the archive about /brit/ lol
>>222665503i wish!
eating stone fruit AKA drupe
fucking screming at the lad wanking to ebay posters
>>222665555>>222665555>>222665555
just caught this niggabet he could rape the fuck out of the other farfetch'dBritish men are so strong and superior
>>222665531Whoa, ass ahoy.
>>222665485you are part of the porn and vtuber sphere i wouldn't try stunting on anyone if i were as low as you
>>222665578another anon obsessed with my goon patern
