Special Ones edition
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pm08v69vG10
>>222674583argentina already qualified
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UExJhZyn9u4real dua hours
Pooing out cum daughter or cumming out poo son?The choice is yours
>>222674596https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=COkOmvr9c3c
I need to stop being so lazy all the time
got the darts song stuck in my head
>>222674613https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Feral_child
>>222674615good chune
>>222674622ktim
Uh, pee pee poo poo? Poo poo pee pee?Uh, based?
\/ pissed arse lad down below \/
Just got my slop on big time. BIG time.
>walk in>see this>what do
>>222674642attack
/\ pissed arse lad up above /\
>>222674642immediately sniff
>>222674626Bulgaria, were you talking about holotropic breathing the other day? Tried doing that while I was driving today and my hearing went mechanical and I nearly crashed. Strange how you get high on air.
>>222674580
>>222674659I might have talked about Wim Hoff type of breathing...>Tried doing that while I was drivingBRO...don't do that. You do that laying down comfortably. You don't do those standing up or sitting let alone driving..>Strange how you get high on air.Yeah you get pretty high. Makes me pee a lot and go to the bathroom also lol
hiiii x
>>222674690hi babes x
received news that 9/11 2 will be happening this year
>>222674711the squeaquel...
>>222674642walk out and wait for her to finish her homework then suggest she plays vidya
9/11: escape 2 africa
I am becoming Indian
if it's brown, flush it downIf it's black, jump the fuck backIf it's yellow, cuddly fella
I'm going to make all my posts with proper grammar from now on.
I would love to smell Emma Watson’s gas.
>>222674792bizarre lie
>>222674775y
>>222674689Trying Wim Hof now, might sign up for a full blindfold session or guided meditation or something. There's something to this stuff
Why is every British person I meet in Seattle low class, fat, dim, just plain mediocre? I'm sick of these cockroaches.
>>222674711>>222674717THIS SUMMER...
>>222674631*Braaaps and all over the thread*
>>222674797dunno lolll x
>>222674804You don't meet any Britishers in Seattle, fatty. Now pipe down.
>>222674804isn't everyone in seattle some kind of fat libtard
>>222674599who's this girl?
>>222674836I just told you to pipe down, chubster
nth for the baddiedem
>>222674851awful tats
>>222674799Ok but let me tell you as someone who has been doing this or many years. Start with the beginner stuff and gradually up the level over months, it's not a race. Don't try to hold your breath a lot in the first I'd say 5-6 months, smalls steps. Don't do the breathing in a cold body of water until you have mastered the technique which might take 2 years, some people think they are superman and go do it without experience and they pass out and drown. Don't do the hold your breath in the shower with cold water cause you might pass out and hit your head. Again small steps until you know what you are doing. I would advise for the first year always be laying down comfortably and don't go past 2-3 mins of holding your breath. Don't try to force anything. Good luck lad.
Want to sleep but Austria and Algeria aren't slurping
>>222674851I hate tattoos on tits or belly or ass or legs...
>>222674836
>>222674836Nana nana nananaaaaa
>>222674861Forgot about the super cold resistance part, I'm looking at it as like an ADHD alternative to a meditation practice
hershey's doesn't taste like vomit but it does taste weird
day in the life of an auto-anal-rapist (part 5)>07:00: wake up>07:01: rape my own arse>23:00: sleep
>>222674855>>222674870Spirited away tats and collar bone tats are kino. Anime and it accenuates off her frameHer Demon slayer tat on her left thigh is my fave but phone posting and cba to grab. But if you've not watched the show it'll just seem like a big standard anime tat. It was from the episode of the anime that best stuck with me
i've tried many times to make myself vomit by shoving my fingers down my throat but i just can't do iti will gag and feel it rise up my throat but i involuntarily resist actually hurlingif i'm sick and vomiting whether i want to or not i can do it with great difficulty
>>222674918you are severely mentally unwell
BigmouthBigmouthBigmouth strikes againAnd I've got no right to take my place with the human race
>>222674918*throws a brick at your head*
>>222674895>Forgot about the super cold resistance partYeah don't think about that for now. You can take cold showers though and try to control your breathing slowly - it's so good. I haven't had a warm shower in years - unfortunately our winter is not that cold here. BUT definitely don't do the rapid breathing in the shower - that's for laying down. >I'm looking at it as like an ADHD alternative to a meditation practiceIt's really good for that and anxiety, especially in stressful situations.
>>222673175never had to struggle to come up with gimmicks me, just comes naturally
>>222674918I haven't watched any anime except a few eps of cowboy beep boop>>222674931is that what they call an italian beef sandwich? would
>>222674925try drinking a litre of water first
>>222674933You're projecting again. We're on posting on an anime website, get with the culture or pipe down
>>222674955i used to be a gimmick-maker like you, until i took a baton up the arse
>>222674963sir interracial fantasist
>>222674963just spamming cuck buzzwords isnt funny, you gotta come up with a story or something.
rorke eating fanny with chop sticks
>>222674985Okay, could I please get some honest feedback on my BlackedRaw scene storyline featuring Emma Raducanu and Jason Luv?I am thinking the story line is something like Emma moving to LA but whilst walking down Hollywood Blvd she spots a homeless man (Jason Luv). She then invites Jason to stay with her in her Beverly Hills mansion. One night, whilst Jason is showering, Emma spots his large, oiled BBC. She immediately begins to finger herself at the thought of that jet black python obliterating her tiny, shaved cunt. When it gets too much for her, she lets out a pleasurable moan. Jason hears this and thinks Emma may be in trouble. He bursts out of the shower, naked and full of primal rage. His testosterone levels are through the roof, causing his cock to become rock hard. He goes to Emma, who cannot resist, and immediately begins sucking that BBC. There could even be a part two, where Jason is now in full control of Emma, using her desire for his BBC to get whatever he wants out of her. One night, after he has finished coming down her throat, he invites his friends (Jax Slayher, Mandingo, Slimpoke, Dredd and Isaiah Maxwell) over, and they all take turns crushing that Asian pussy. From this point on, Emma is no longer a global icon, she is now nothing more than a BBC sex slave, and she is, for the first time in her life, satisfied. Her memories of winning the grand slam and being on the coach carousel are no more. She no longer remembers who she is, or was. Her desire for black cock has fully engulfed her.
>>222674947*returns to sender*Bitch ahh
right well
>>222675000you're shit at writing cuck fantasiesnot even good at being retarded lmao
>>222675000pvre kino
older, balder, fatter poster starting to echo in my subconscious
>>222675009no you don't get it, i wrote an interracial sex novel ironicallyi'm only joking it's not mental illness, it's funny! here's another tome about black penises.
>>222674958Cowboy Bepop was very comfy, episodic but developed relationships and storylines along the way. Great animation and GOATed anime OST made for awesome vibes. IIRC the total OST discography is over 6 hours long
messi scored again
GOLD!
>>222675029It was good, maybe I should re-watch it. Didn't want to watch it for a while for a reason but now I'm over it and I might download it. Soundtrack was absolutely top tier, I still listen to it sometimes - 10/10.
goold?
i can only watch anime where the characters have noses
>>222675044>>222675048>>222675052/brit/ more like /easterneurope/
>>222675039Mbappe looking at Dembele's hatrick with envy. "It should've been me"Watch unc stat pad against Cabo Verde, rigged for Pissi yet again
i watched dungeon meshi a while ago, i liked it.season 1 of vinland saga is good.i liking frieren so far.those are basically my anime opinions
messi is going to score like 5 more goals before he has to play a serious opponentcape verde and then australia/egyptoh my days
>>222675066>>222675039not even watching the game honestly, i want to watch us play against serious teams.
did the man put the ball in the net again?
>>222675086i put my willie up your arse boy
>>222675100didn't feel anything, cocklet
Paul McCartney vs Charles bronson celebrity boxing match
>austria
When I find myself in times of trouble mother Mary comes to me speaking words of wisdom let it be
>>222675117i wanna see female celebrities fight more than anything.Ana taylor joy is my fav, she'd kick the ass of any bitch.
>algeria
>>222675065I'm coming to open a pork bbq place in Bradford
holy shit
FUCK now I'm too hyped to sleep
>>222675161>>222675168whats the matter, did scotland make it?
>>222675168story of my life
feel like shitwant to die
the disgrace of kansas city
>>222675185ktim but my first choice would be to not feel like shit and live but since that's impossible death is the next best thing
>>222675185
>>222675065funnily enough my brother did one of those dna tests and i found out i'm non-white
>>222675073>dungeon meshiPoor Marcille suffered daily, only so many bizzare dishes as elf girl can eat. It's a very charming show, looking forward to the next season. I hope the elves ladies are as half as quirky as Marcille >>222675084No stakes in your match, aus vs alg also had no stakes people thought they'd play for a 0-0 draw... nope
>>222675198simple as
morning lads
>>222674804https://youtu.be/-Kdq5aM3AjA?si=63ff2VPBeS2TG_tMPeople in Seattle look like this
>>2226751762 goals in added time, Algeria scored a winner only for Austria to equalise a couple minutes later>>222675180It's not right
>>222675218ahaha wiener
>>222675218nigga name wiener
>>222675216morning lad
>>222675222>>222675222>>222675222New
>>222675230scream
dih
t. watched 3 games of soccer in my life
>>222675216love this guy, good morning.
>>222675240watch the 2002 WC, it's the best WC imo
>>222675230janny's gonna freak
>>222675240you were obviously not paying attention to how many corners there were in those matches
>>222675255i just put a random number, couldnt submit cause you need a disney+ account
i'm the only one who has anything interesting to say these days
Trump. Is. God.
>>222675265i met god, she's black
>>222675185Diven't off yourself, watch the football until you get over this depressed period. Find a novelty that opens your world a bit too. Even in the sad times smile in appreciation
need me a lass that quietly watches all these dogshit soccer matches with me.
watching one piece
>>222675264evil bladee
>>222675198Spot on Deano bosh
experiencing some mania currently and would like to learn the dance that vincent cassel does in the beginning of la haine, do any dancers itt have any tips for me
one out of argentina, brazil, or england is going to make the final
>>222675240you guys ain't beating spain
>>222675295tried my hardest to watch it, i got to episode 100 something and gave up.I just dont find any character thats not zoro, luffy or sanji interesting. And the humour of the show annoys me a bit, they spam the exact same gags over and over.
I've squandered me day aff
>>222675295Which episode?
>>222675309we own fraudnaldo
I've never scanned a QR code in my life cause I don't trust computer stuff
>>222675194I live in this city
>>222675297couldn't believe how evil he was being upon first hearing that
>>222675331based luddite
>>222675333sup ponte
>>222675329and?
>>222675352lil rorke
i subscribed to this lass that films herself painting while talking about random topics, she seems like a lovely person, but really i watch her cuz of her boobs.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yQL1xoFMxyg
>>222675352shake that nigga head off when she walk
Mc rorke in the placeYou dont wanna step to me with a black pussy in my face
feeling racialist
retarded logic. most women look below mid clothed forget about the full length mirror
>>222675394rape and kill every single twitter rorke
video game is evil pope man speaks on this
>>222675394wonder where the turning point for this guy is when it comes to attractive gay man vs unattractive woman where he'd start shagging men in the name of mental health
we are charlie kirk
why do feminoids love reality tv so much
its 1:30 am here, im too tired, goodnight kids.>>222675434
>>222675443gn x
can't stop eating these peanut butter filled pretzels
>>222675486what is this from lol
>>222675363Comfy background yap
>>222675486she cute
>>222675486This should be done to the jews who created this "film"
bit rorkey no
>>222675498new kino, i suggest you watch it before they ban in the UK. It's on streaming sites. White guys goes around killing browns who commit crimes in europehttps://letterboxd.com/film/citizen-vigilante/>>222675517browns are jews, anyways why are you seething? you must be a brown
rorke sanitising his hands before a wank
>>222675528I saw it made 70 million already and it's a 1 million budget movie, not bad. Never heard of this Uwe guy before.
>>222675438Not sure it's kind of like sports to them, or maybe wrestling. Same dramas as wrestling but they can't handle them by taking their shirt off wait hold on #winning
That tigerblood winning Charlie Sheen video was great, have to hand it to him. Without that video there'd be no facebook and I'd be out of a job as they say.
>>222675528leftypol hates this because uhhhkilling criminals is bad or something
Pork Shanks are doing well 160C - 2 hours have passed, maybe another hour and a half, it's gonna be pengaranga.
>>222675528gotta respect the guys gall got his career killed by texting weird cannibal shit then dug up the grave and raped its corpse by starring in a turbochud movie
the belfast boys screwed the putsch
You know there is a certain creativity that comes out of you when you are sleep deprived, I have noticed that. It kind of loosens the inhibitions.
>killing civilians and vigilantes is muh goodyou guys are embarrassing honestly why do i have to be on the same political wing as carl benjamin
Sir Sargon Of My Dad
>>222675633have you been to sleep
>>222675773nope, I shouldn't have gone out, big mistake.
>>222675711Think there's a layer of subconscious that starts seeping out and as far as I know if you really push the deprivation you start dreaming when you're awake. Think something like that happens to super-alcoholics sometimes, something called delirium tremens where there's a massive overcorrection of sleep juices while they're wide awake and they'll have waking nightmares and dreams for several days and possibly drop dead from them.
sat here on my culo thinking of something muy bueno to post
raping my own arse
>>222675807current speed?
shrunk down inside some bloke's arse controlling him with pulleys and levers to make him rape his own arse
>>22267580815 mph
>>222675794>Think there's a layer of subconscious that starts seeping outExactly, and you don't care as much. I've noticed that for example when I haven't slept in the past and I have a hangover and I'm bothered I'm funnier. >Think something like that happens to super-alcoholics sometimes, something called delirium tremens where there's a massive overcorrection of sleep juices while they're wide awake and they'll have waking nightmares and dreams for several days and possibly drop dead from them.I think that's a different thing perhaps..
where is mouldie
little horseberg having a rest
>>222675318I've just started watching I'm only at baratie
>>222675867take it easy berg!!
am hot and tired
>>222675885bet you are ;)
>>222675871both are enjoying a little rest, away from the flies and heat
An African migrant has been charged with the rape and murder of a 2-year-old girl.Kevin Kerjean, 31, a French national born in the Central African Republic, has been remanded in custody. The charges follow a police response to an address in Chertsey, England, on Thursday.
>>222675919you're not doing it right you're supposed to post a brad with a tragedy
>>222675919why are angloids so racist broif only they didnt commit a colonialism this wouldnt have happened
Speaking of HORSES HORSES HORSEShttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s5FrS5aQc50Patti Smith btw...surprisingly good rack when she was young
taking a leisurely stroll up my cavernous rectum against my will
>>222675919did the 2 year old say the N word? Racism makes me so angry..
leftypol getting on his knees to blow out his birthday candles
women will see an african rape and kill a 2 year old and still say>but he was a man though
how do you deal with extreme tiredness from waking up early. eyelids heavy. all I want to do is close my eyes in my comfy bed and go back to sleep
did a behemoth of a poo an hour ago and my bumhole still hasn't recovered
>>222675981cold shower>>222675980I'm going to see it next week
>>222675981i don't
methods to wake yourself up in bed:-down a litre of water-wank-be self disciplined enough to get up out of bed straight away as soon as you turn off your alarm
>>222675981go to bed earlier
annihilate neurotypicals
>>222675980interesting how they always make the rapists white in the movies, and then in the news stories....ahmed and mohamed
rorke on a sontag morgen: annihilate neurotypicals
If you could piss out your arse at will it would make wiping much easier
paul hollywood
Would quite enjoy eating Emma Watson's poo.
>>222676041aryan
business idea: arse piss
>sit down to shit>mumberg immediately gets home and starts pottering around>dogberg parks herself outside the bathroom door whinging and scratching her feet on the floors wanting her walk that isn't for another hourHoly FUCK just let me shit in peace just this once
>>222676081kafkaesque
>>222676035pooing out your willy could give you so much control, and a piss after would flush the pipes
SEX 110: >>222675978
>>222676041https://vocaroo.com/1iFnKJgJ29E1
poured myself an ice cold pink lemonade
>>222676115fucking bodied these brit freaks
>>222676130sup cody
playing mafia: the old countryvery much enjoying how ethnically homogenous it is even if sicilians are generally quite swarthy
>>222676130i fingerblasted your mom under the bleachers
gathering all this heat up in a box for winter
think it's cooler today but its impossible to tell because my flat got hot on wednesday and hasn't cooled down a single degree since
I have whiskey hidden in my bookshelf, but I'm not an alcoholic.
>>222676158ktim it's nice outside but still feels 30 degrees in flatberg
should I be worried about my cervix?should I allow myself to cum? noI'll feel too sad afterbut then I feel sad anyway and I don't seem to be as easily aroused after for a day or two even if I don't cum? strange I hope I cum in my sleep soon and I hope it's the way it should be
>>222676152*blows your leg off with a lupara*
>>222676164I'm pretty sure there's a speed rock somewhere in my room from 4 years ago.
probably time for some gaming i think
-Nietzsche´s philosophy (white, 100 years ago) = looking for the unmoral superhuman.-Buddha´s philosophy (brown, 5000 years ago) = looking to reduce human suffering.how tech would have evolved on a 99% brown world? probably deep research into psychokinesis and mental powers. reduce human sufferings, hardcore groupal meditation to build new pyramids, evolution of the mind.instead white means involution of the mind + war.
>>222676158try opening the windows
>>222676158>>222676165are you opening all the windows at night when the sun goes down and shutting them before it comes up?
you can just search high schools and primary schools on facebook and they just post photos
>>222674580I remember when Mourinho was the Tottenham manager, he said he wished his daughters had a boyfriend like Sonny. But Mourinho's daughters are all unattractive. People say daughters tend to resemble their fathers, so I wonder why the daughters of Mourinho—who is a handsome old man—turned out ugly.
>>222676192sup cody
>>222676169*is wheelchair bound for the rest of my life and calls a vendetta on you*
>>222676196
>>222676207*participates in a generational blood feud over a goat*
>>222676198
>>222676194yes and it makes no differencethe nights arent long enough and the building is too well insulated
well there's the incel theme song my animus wrote in 1980 which made me love him ever so much but I won't share it with you because I would find it intrusive I guess
>>222676217WHORE
I need to start cooking in a bit
>>222676217JEZEBELS
put on pink lipstick by mistake
dogberg destroyed mumberg's 62 year old teddy bear, mumberg is LIVID
>>222676247Accidentally started crossdressing, again.
timtams are okay, but they suck if you have them more than once a year.
>>222676222rough, managed to get a bit of relief between 9pm and 5am doing that. at about 4 it was a crisp 22c and felt like a fridge.apparently pointing a fan at the window during that time helps.i've got these on the south facing windows like a junkie.
>>222676217Compared to his looks, his daughters are ugly.
>>222676248was literally just thinking about teddy bearsmad how we're psychically linked like that
>>222676273alright kim ho mo
>>222676273true
you ain't my bitch niggabuy your own damn fries
how rorke looks at when you ask him to forgive his rapist as yhe binble commands him to
europoors this europoors thathow about i urine on your pores faggot
>>222676284psc
Listening to an audiobook on Mormon history, it's just so mental.
Imagine if she had diarrhea while sitting on my face.
the bibke
bet koreans get bored of seeing squid game and kim jokes under every one of their posts
>>222676369yeah?
>>222676369wtf are you supposed to joke about then?>ha you were poor in the 50s but now you're not
>>222676369yeah meanwhile they're all likeawaaay sexy ladyoppa gayporn style
>>222676369koreans dont post hereif you see a korean flag its just a zog serviceman or some antipodean tourist
In order to defeat the chinaman, you must think like the chinaman, you must become the chinaman.
>>222676382>>222676386>>222676388>>222676393japancord raid
>222676333you are severely mentally ill
>>222676369https://www.youtube.com/shorts/SMuuW7yQNak
>>222676401oppa schizo style op op op
watching jack sparrow 2 i am
>>222676407
>>222676429What's he smiling about? I'll boot him clear to Albuquerque.
Mr Brown is knocking on my back door
>>222676451Bit gay.
>>222676429would love to own one of these creatures and set it upon my foes
>>222676443he's on his way to watch jaggis barro 2 and eat a supremna dr oetker calabrese & 'nduja tipo pizza for breakfast !
don't worry brits our next leader is also a retardthe present one too but I don't have to tell you that
>>222676470get pritzker in
you know what somebody in the country needs to finally stand up for the white not-working class!
>>222676475we can't have a fat president it literally hasn't happened since taft
business idea: offer protection to businesses that can't rely on the police for help (for a small fee of course)
>>222676467how rorke looks at his mum asking for the family holiday to be in thailand
>>222676494Pretty sure that's racketeering.
>>222676470well looks like he'll stuff a gorillion jeets within your mighy cunt's walls so let me just say beforehand that i highly reccomend chicken balti
>>222676504yes that's the point
>>222676505that's gonna happen no matter whatline must go up and that
>>222676486nobody cares about NEET slugs, sorry x>>222676490>the Don>not fat?????
>>222676511don't listen to him the best choice is actually lamb bhuna
having a meltdown and ranting out loud to myself again
>>222676512fuck you're right trump is also a fat retard
watching england lose on my 3rd can of stella 0% and my husband starts shaking
>>222676504pretty sure thats all of islam
>>222676512oh no but I am a neet slug
there's nothing interesting in this world
>>222676532*sprinkles salt on you*
>>222676035can i introduce you to the human female its does all these things and not much else really
>>222676533i'm the only interesting person in the world
>>222676535im a seasoned neet slug
>>222676533what about boobs, boobs are interesting
made a peng coffee with my new excellent grinder
>>222676549roastie
>>222676544err I don't think women piss out their arse actually
>>222676546did a sensible chuckle
>>222676558its almost like this guy has never boned a lass
>>222676561C:
another lower body day, another squat rack molested
injecting coca cola into my ballsack to give the mrs a surprise treat
would make the new but the only suitable image I have this the Bargain Hunt milf I already used last time sorry
rorke
finna get buckwild
>>222676682>>222676682>>222676682