steak canadian edition
what's the story here thenhttps://i.4cdn.org/pol/1782638478074699.webm
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m29hhS8_-7A
>>222680187Rorke trying to save england from black invaders.
>>222680187pensioner complained about being cold in the comments section of local newspaper
>>222680187thats good operating tbf id probably set myself on fire
>>222680187Terrible attempt. Is obviously a rival brown drug dealer.
Angry Ginge still having a massive tiff over some random football fan supposedly being racist at Ghana playersIrish diaspora meme is really true
thinking about blokes in here having regular sex with their wives and girlfriends
we need to execute everyone involved in face scanning identity verification
>>222680187Someone didn't pay their drug bills
>>222680236think about men having sex a lot do you mate?
>>222680236>thinking about blokeswe know
>>222680246the youths are safe though
>>222680062I can't stand that sort of slow, slovenly south american musicIt's completely inimical to my hyperborean spirit
>>222680236Will be thinking right back about you whilst shagging the missus later on
seen multiple women on tiktok complaining that men they date are falling in love with them too quickly because they're usually so starved of any attention that they fall head over heels for the first girl who smiles at them
thinking about incels having sex with no one their entire lives
>>222680234he gets to look like a good crusader for justice on the right side of history. especially since the clip has gone bigger than his usual audience. its not that different to the british onlyfans girls at the world cup tweeting about how random fast food slop is amazing before advertising 99% off their page
Think I'm going to get the hammockberg out and read some children of dune in it
>>222680272probably only hit other africans
>>222680277bit of self-reflection is it?
>>222680293ai generated SHITE
>>222680272Beginning to question if these Somalians are integrating into our society all that well
>>222680249yeah especially users from here. just posting a gimmick or a zinger that gets 30 poo bradleys before shutting their laptop and shagging their bird to bits. I will never have this.
Putting niggers through astronaut training and then ejecting them out the airlock
>>222680301yeah yeah, everything you hate is AI, we get it
coca-cola is way fizzier than fanta
>>222680293Mad how that's basically just text on a stock image and it's still obviously AI. Looks so fucking utter shit.
>>222680271no cat should refuse a fish
why did he post images from that film then
wish i lived in london id be in all the museums and theatres and in a new pub every night and id see everything there is to see and my life would be a wonderful journey
>>222680310but it is ai generated thoughits a common art style that retards are using for youtube thumbnails
he's a rorke too https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J92f2S3E0S8
do users with wives and gfs talk about what happened on /brit/ today and then they chuckle before falling into eachothers arms and making passionate love
on the Sky EPG musichttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DlnvgtgYqcI
>>222680330people say this meanwhile they haven't even mastered their hometown yet
>>222680310>Tu soutiens la France à la Coupe du Monde, non ? »
>>222680363>Fanny and
>>222680330pubs in london are all wanky sterile chain boozers now. no soul whatsoever
meatballs for lunchnot with anything, just 350g of meatballs on their own
How much arrogance must the Scottish have that they believed they'd win the World Cup ffs One goal.and it was a deflection against Haiti
reckon I could have sex in france
>>222680384based proteinmaxxer
>>222680360me and my wife shag doing rorke and leftypol roleplay
>>222680385obsessed
>>222680310VERY kino image
back from the stag do
>>222680202Why is Rorke obsessed with people like this
>>222680363https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yP2ttNuTsDo
Suspect a lot of these posts both for and against the Scotland football team are copy and paste jobs from the BBC comment section.
back from the shag do
Can't wait for autumn 2027 lads the new refugee gf is coming to live with me
Cumming out poo son or pooing out cum daughter?
slag tummies
my wife is very active in the BBC comment section
thinking about sir keir starmer and crine
>>222680432whimpering sycophancy and willing cuckoldry for the ruling classes especially when they're nazis
>>222680450cumming out poo son obviously since that already happens in India
>>222680461>my wifehaha like borat
Never been with a milf me Reckon it has to be one of the best experiences a young lad can have
>>222680236Literally did this about an hour ago, lad, although it was over fairly fast.
>>222680469I think you're right to be honest
>>222680269Fuck sake, lad, stop posting these, you've done me.
Paree is dangerously chaude mon cherie!
>>222680524Need me a French-speaking kween with an afro corr
>>222680481wish I were one of those lucky 14 year olds who get shagged by a hot teacherwhen news sites report on these stories and say how DESPICABLE and TERRIBLE it is I just think there's no way that is true
got the equivalent of post-festival blues even though i didnt go to a festival
>>222680385Once Norway is out too I'm done with that semen slurping for another 4 years. England could field a team of part time plumbers and I'd be more interested than I am in the current England squad.
i'm a weird freak
>>222680441Think this probably means they're getting ready to actually start aggressively stopping boats. The lefty moan has always been that there isn't a legal route so if they can point at it and say there is then they can explode the boats or do the Australia thing or whatever
>>222680600>do the Australia thingWhat thing?
rorkette complaining about africans while the africans serve her
Time for a coffee. Can't make it through the day without some caffeine.
Are you enjoying the heat?
>>222680617We had a tiny island in the Pacific where we sent illegal boat immigrants to die within barbed wire cages
already half 12. it looms
>>222680579same. ruefully yearning for the halcyon days.
>>222680623Racism is unethical, it's like saying you want to deport all ginger people, or everyone with brown eyes. Just not on is it
>>222680633who
>>222680634>Australia's top court ruled that it could not indefinitely detain about 358 people, the bulk of whom have been convicted of crimes, forcing their release into the community ... is expected to cost A$2.5bn (£1.64bn; $1.23bn).1 billion to get rid of less than 400 people?
>>222680384
>>222680600>Leftypol: We NEED refugees Rorke. They're the lifeblood of this country.>Rorke: Sure, feel free to sponsor, house, feed and wank one yourself. That's the safe route.>Leftypol: Well... I can't do it... my Myalgic Encephalomyelitis prohibits me from doing anything...It's devilish. Thank you Sir Keir :)
>>222680651>he has never watched SkinsFor shame
reports coming in that rorke, 27, has been found dead in his childhood bedroom. Sources close to him describe him as a 'smeggy virgin' who 'had no mates'
>>222680668more like shit balls
Lovely weather for a swing in hammockstein
>>222680546Nah I reckon a FWB with a hot rich milf in your early 20s has to be the dream
>>222680265KEK>>222680482Did you want it to last more?
>>222680668How bigs that fucking rabbit, lad?
>>222680690heh
rorke's sister making friends with his refugee gf
>>222680234He's one of the many fake inorganic 'safe' influencers we have in this country that get shilled hard by legacy media.
>>222680481Been with one, can say I have. But in my 30s, she is 50something
leftypol crying and screaming as rorke's coffin is lowered into the ground
>>222680703>it's realhttps://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/l0058jgp/fifa-world-cup-2026-group-stage-ecuador-v-germany-sidemen-watchalongWHY is this shit on iplayer
>>222680703like that fat swarthy cunt with the shit takeaways
>>222680481Once you get over the novelty of being with an older woman youre just left with some mental slag with a fucked up body. No normal older woman wants yo sleep with a man in his 20s.
Leftypol adding another chapter to his 80,000 word epic enemies to lovers spicy steamy CNC m4m Rorke & Leftypol fic on ao3
>>222680723got to convince da youf to watch BBC programming and purchase television licences
>>222680696Crazy how ugly they are
>>222680703>>222680723it's aimed at white teenagers from the home counties whose sterile lives make them wish they were black
>>222680754they always know where the camera is
>>222680723They used to have alternative commentary all the time. I remember the earliest I ever saw this was on Sky Sports for the 2002 FA Cup Final starring one Bradley Walsh
>>222680778because it's right in front of them spastic
>>222680786yet the young lad in front of her is reacting authentically to what's happening on the pitch, is attention fixed there, while the woman's attention is on the camera
Hate Brit’s, Swedes, nords, love krauts simple as
me dads from bolton and me mams chinese
>>222680781the best one was the fanzone on sky sports https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ryqINf3AB_Y
>>222680703What did this racist gammon say about those honourable gentlemen from Ghana who just so happen to black.
>>222680646true
>>222680778cameras aren't invisible alas
feeling a bit lonely. wish gfberg were here
>>222680797are you actually going to cry about it you seething little incel cretin
later millenials love telling you they remember 9/11 like unc chill you were 6 you dont remember shit
>>222680187from what i remember it was a patriot in belfast burning the home of a muslim
>>222680797when you see yourself on the massive screen you scan for the camera everyone does it but some how you had to make this about women being ... le bad! with your incel analysishave sex nigga
>>222680805Sharia LaBoeuf
>>222680822I was 9 actually
>>222680822I did this for years and then I realized that what I remember is a replay of the planes hitting the towers on the anniversary when I was like 11 or something. Kek.
>>222680778
>>222680736That's why the FWB is ideal. Have your fun and then go your separate ways. maybe get a paid trip to Majorca in there somewhere
>>222680822I was 20 and remember it very well. Me and my mates were faxing each other about it all afternoon
>>222680723Again it's because legacy media production companies will buy out these fake influencers. It's why you get literal whos with only a few thousand subscribers ending up on I'm a Celeb. In ten years time the online media landscape will be completely controlled like television and you won't be able to have a natural growth as a YouTuber. You won't be seeing anyone like PewDiePie who could get away with dropping the n-word at the top of YouTube ever again.
her eyes roll into the back of her skull as she tucks in in that moment she is euphoric
>>222680781well yeah but that's sky sports
>>222680822I was older than that. I remember kids at school talking about it.
>>222680809it zooms in from far away you mong
>>222680871this seems like fetish content
>>222680822Was a bit confused about the whole thing desu, movies kind of gave me the impression that America was always getting attacked and fighting foreigners
>>222680822I remember being 9 and off school sick, watching cbbc and it being interrupted with breaking news. I was fucking seething
>>222680871she looks like that vile abusive fatty on that my 600lb life show
favourite kind of coffee is a double shot black with 2 and a half to 3 sugars depending on the size of the mug
>>222680884seething over this. go cry about it neek
did you know that sweden is named after the root vegetable the swede?
>>222680822not having a memory from age 6 is retard tier.
>>222680878i was 10, other lads at school were saying "the pakis did it" and i asked dadberg what that meant when i got home lol
>>222680846
>>222680902they call it rutabaga in america
no good deed goes unpunishednice guys finish lasttook me a long time to learn that these were true
Dear 222680899, made you reply you little knobsincerely, your worst nightmare
>>222680887nothing gets past you should apply for CID
>>222680898actually i must confess it's a long black but i didn't want to give anyone here ammunition to make black dick jokes. however in retrospect i've realised i don't care
mumberg still thinks maccies is shut on sundaysffs no it's not it's 24/7 and has been for decades, you should know this
>>222680913they do all kinds of strange things in america
>>222680917well I think it's nice to be niceI'm nice to people at work even though they hate me
>>222680923thanks :) maybe i will!
>>222680930Stupid bint, give her a smack
>>222680898alri double black backshot lad
reminds me of that tragedy
day off tomorrow
>>222680908portuguese girl spit and phlegm in my mouth
>>222680930I think only some of them at 24/7a lot still close for a few hours in the wee hours of the morning
>>222680934ktimlove being a lovely polite ladfeels nice
Any advice on how to get job, lads? I've applied for hundreds with no responses. I'm a bit fed up you lot and of being a dole head now.
>I love a long black down my throat
mad how suicide was pretty much acceptable until maybe 100 years ago, and going even further back, the romans and japanese considered it one of the most honourable ways to die
>>222680930acktually the one near me closes at 3am only to reopen at 5am
incels actually deserve a lot of credit for going easy on women
there's 24/7 greggs in newcastle now
>>222680961No interviews at all?
>>222680846>bracesum
i don't get why david beckham is so famous and especially why he is famous in america
>>222680966Well who's going to pay jamal and Mohammeds bennies or the interest on the government debt if you go and kill yourself, citizen, what a selfish thing to do. God will be super duper angry with you.
beetroot juice down the hatch. its good for you you know
>>222680975it's nice to get some appreciation around here
>>222680982I had two but they were for care home kitchen where I need to pass a DBS, but I had a driving ban before so thought fuck it no point, that's after months of just applying for everything. I'm getting rather demoralized.
just done a split squat and hurt me knees
>>222680997David Beckham played football for England, Manchester United and Real Madrid and married one of the Spice Girls
>>222680961Get a job doing something really really shit like care work or cleaning and be a competent adult that does your job correctly and you'll get promoted quickly since they're desperate for anyone that isn't retarded and eventually you'll have enough office experience that you can bounce out and do something else. It'll take a couple of years likely but better to start now
anime
all this talk of women beating has got me right in the mood to punch my nan in the back of the head be right back forum
>>222681018he's also a billionaire
i like my coffee like my foids - flat white and irish
>>222681018Bizarre lie
>>222681018so did chris smalling
>brand new are doing an anniversary tour>carly is going to be doing a new album tour>kanye is back touringhow the fuck am i supposed to pay for all this?
>>222680961>I've applied for hundreds with no responseshow is this possible? is this normal?t. tarqfag
sometimes i just look at the sky out of the window and think about things
>>222680997he's Mr MLSdespite the fact that they literally had pele
at B&Q with rorke's mum
not a single poo post
>>222681057credit cardcash out the LISA
>>222681073
milfs...
>>222681057my PIP case worker is usually quite good when I need emergency cash for things like this
had a horrible poo earlier
>>222681015Lie about your experience on your CV if you haven't already, even if it's just to extend how long you were at a job, companies seem to be really against hiring people with no/little experience
>>222681067I spent my twenties jumping from job to job, but since they've imported 5 million+ people over the last 5 or 6 years, I'm presuming it's the new norm.
>>222680908utterly, utterly gorgeous women wow
>>222681098>>222681083
/brit/ tells me this is uggo
>>222681103the shite women do is just incomprehensible to me. imagine sitting with your mates watching the footy and one of them goes "right lads i've got this new dance routine, let me show you how it works and then we'll do a few takes to get it on film and post it online"
Mummy n Daughter
im terrible at hell let loose i dont know what im supposed to be doing
>>222681117in B&Q nobody can hear you scream
>>222681130was thinking the same. they're wearing matching clothes too.
will solid middle class professions get wiped out in 20 years by ai?
>>222681130>not learning dance routines with your mates
>>222680822There were jokes about Bin Laden, remember those?Like, who is the greatest mathematician?Bin Laden, because he squared the pentagon
>>222681105I've already done it, lad, shits fucked. I could probably afford to start a business but I'd probably kms if it failed and I lost all my money and I don't have any ideas anyway.
*blocks your path*
>>222680187https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c5yzdwe785qo>The house in Eastgrove Avenue is owned by Hassan Patel, where the 42-year-old lives with his wife, four children and nephew. All seven escaped uninjured, said a force spokesperson.nah there's gotta be more to this story
>>222681134i gave up video games because i dont have the iq for them usually just ends up me screaming NIGGER CUNT FUCK CHRIST and then worry the rest of the day that the neighbours heard meso i just watch movies
>>222681130Almost like men n women are different, innit?
>>222681130the effect of social media on women’s mind has to be studied imoreckon it’s slowly driving them mad
>>222681103those dances really give me the ick
>>222681130they do it to post on tiktok for a few likes and to get attention from brown men in third world countries
>>222681067want a shitty menial low-paying job that requires no qualifications? ahmed will do it for even less than john smith and wont know what a union is and wont complain about his work hours and wont ever kick up a stink in case he gets sacked and goes back to afghanistan or whatever.want a higher paying job that requires qualifications? ranjeet will do that job for £10k less than the typical salary, won't know what a union is, won't kick up a stink because he thinks its frankly evil to not be working even outside of work hours and he's got 6x the qualifications as john smith (he bought them in a few diploma mills)
>>222681134find a squad where the person leading knows what they're doing but good luck because it can take a while with the state of the game as it is
>>222681149They will become Tarq only.Being unemployed because a computer took your job is too vulgar.No, Tarq will still get his finance job.You can say "goodbye" to social mobility, however.
>>222681133grim
>>222681174why are they doing that
>>222681174this is a similarity. i do this with my balls
>>222681174
>>222681174>>222681196why do you think they call it a fanny?
>>222681174I'm glad my dick and balls are outside of my body not heating me up internally i can just dip them in ice water vaginas can reach up to 50C in this weather unbearable
>>222681057doubt carly tours she's just had a baby
>>222681130imagine your mate turned to you mid-match and said "I've got a /brit/ post that will do 40+ organic (You)s"now you understand the mindset of non-fat young women posting videos of them doing literally anything
>>222681196Clammy fanny
hate summerwent outsidea million pengers skin and slagsskirts and slags just not on
>>222681212>>222681223it's performative. it;s more than enough to just shower once or twice a day
>>222681176there's nothing slow about it. you can give social media to a woman who's never experienced it and they'll be mentally fucked up in under three months.see: every middle-aged woman who got addicted to tiktok over lockdown
>>222681212why
>>222681233>went outsideC'mon now, lad, you know it's not cool to tell porkies on the internet.
>>222681221>imagine your mate turned to you mid-match and said "I've got a /brit/ post that will do 40+ organic (You)s"ngl I'd want to see that post right then and there everything else can wait. 40+ (You)s? Yeah show me that right now
US has all these weird culture war debates but why does UK specifically hate trans people but not gays, hell they're more anti-trans than anti-immigrant
>>222681240which is already excessive. I can go 3 days in the summer, 4 or 5 in winter. women are disgusting really when you think about them in detail
>>222681213>vaginas can reach up to 50C in this weather unbearableWould your dick die if you put it inside?
>>222681247
Just had a shave and a shower now chilling out for a bit before heading to my mates birthday party later. Gonna be beers on tap.
>>222681233way too many peng girls with their toes out
bio-holes are disgusting
>>222681240>it;s more than enough to just shower once or twice a daynobody white does that
>>222681233hate the heat but as a thigh appreciator, it's a fantastic season
>>222680305Beginning?They never planned tooWake the fuck up They don’t give a shit about you or your cultureWhatever that is
CongoMexico at homeJapan or BrazilArgentinaSpain, Germany or FranceWe're NOT making it to the final
We at /brit/ like microplastics
up the ra
what did he mean by this
>>222681275right well when you put it like that yeah probably not
>>222681274mong
You ever experienced this?
>>222681267posts like this is how i know footfags are all just closeted homos. women walking around with their arses hanging out and their tummies exposed with the top button of their jeans shorts so low you can tell if they've shaved or not, tanlines on their boobies and you faggots are looking at their feet.
>>222681281LILTING
>>222681275I don't think you're allowed to call them just Congo. The commentators seem to make a point of saying DR (Dee Arr) Congo every single time they reference the team. It must be racist or anti-woke to just say 'Congo' I guess because they really will not say it.
>>222681290nah
>>222681285womens bodies are a nightmare and hearing about them is even worse
>>222681271in a heatwave and if you're a popular person who shags routinely and spends close time with friends then you need to shower maybe 5 or 6 times a day minimum . AM/PM, before sex, After sex, getting changed for dinner, changing activity mid way through the day. if you've just been sunbathing and now you're going shopping
>>222681293i'm looking at everything but the feet are the most peng part
>>222681297They kept calling South Korea "Republic of Korea" too. FIFA nonsense.
>>222681297Because I think the country's name is Zair, the belgians called it Congo.
I myself shower between each thrust
>>222681309t. virgin who hasnt showered or left his room in weeks
>>222681297>>222681317there's more than one congo that's why
>the ISLAMIC REPUBLIC of IRAN has just scored!!!shut the fuck upppppp man
>>222681326we have a shared bathroom so you're wrong on both
>>222681326hence why i would know. you need to get truly dirty before you can understand the need for bathing
any adjustable dumbbell man in
>>222681318Just once per shag then is it, lad?
>>222680857scream
SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS
>>222681336it was unwatchable
>>222681275>We're NOT making it to the finalthese are the finals you tit
>>222681290My female cousin and her friend wanted to put make up on me when I was a kid but I said fuck that...
>>222681359are these swedish birds?
what was the average income for people who worked in the twin towers? need to know how much sympathy to have for them because i always just assume everyone in lower manhattan is a billionaire and not worth worrying about
Everytime I go the park with the familyberg, I get concerned that some boat wog might come and start doing their usual routine after their asylum case gets rejected. How are people supposed to live like this? I just wanna do a puddlty shootout at the park for fuck sake. I understand that the chances are similar to that of getting struck by lightning, but it still happens doesn't it. Who can I sue for putting me through this?
did the jf post the off topic webm again
/brit/ is a moral syphilis, and I'm stepping over it!
>>222681257No mate you are a disgusting stinky dickhead and everyone you ever meet judges you for it
>>222681334Ah right
girls be like wait until i set up the camera first
>>2226813594 is the pengest
>>222681373Adjusted for inflation to 2026 purchasing power, that estimated average corresponds to roughly $145,000–200,000 per year.
>>222681359arrest all women
>>222681418she just saved that boy's life
>>222681418ronaldo out and about
>>222681418little fella is gonna make it
ate a bunch of patriotic oreoes and they turned my poo green
>>222681414so if they could have chipped in for an RPG
>>222681418
>>222681418i hope that was juice
had a wank then put on some clean boxers and just felt all the postcum dribble onto them
>>222681468it's innocent childhood curiosity rorke it's not the same when you take creep shots
>>222681483Story of my life. You basically have to shower and scrub your glans raw with a loofa and shower gel, making sure you piss all of it out before drying down violently to ensure no sticky grimness remains.
>>222681483lovely stuff mate, thanks for sharing.
>>222681483um x
>>222681483>postcumno such thingyou pre cum and then you cum. if you're post cumming it's just an extension of cumming. so it's your fault not for not waiting
>>222681482i thought brits loved their alcohol
LIME GREEN
>>222681520Why is the kid so fat?
>>222681520blud has difficulty breathing
I hate watching asmongold appear on my YT shorts, watching him react to something extremely simple and barely understanding it while wiggling his eyebrows about like Jack Black receiving electro-shock therapy before making some reddit-tier comment. I don't care if he's right wing now, the fulla is a moron.
>>222681458Care to elaborate on your defensive article and the necessity of a wrist strap? I've got a leatherman that I carry about but not sure how effective it'd be at stabbing
>>222681555Don't look up how much money he makes, it will make you mad.
>>222681576No I want you to explain it you vague posting wanker
new>>222681596>>222681596>>222681596
need to see a womans fanny unwashed after a girlwank when all the precum is congealed
>>222681555reaction videos in general are cringe
>>222681586Hey bulgarbro, I was asking about you
