rory edition
Girls love virgins!
lads i am back on the vile muckhate myself for drinking but there's nothing else to do
it's way too hot
>I had envisioned an heroic death in my 30s
>>222681589https://youtu.be/Tb-t5t6LTEc?t=19
>>222681617Absolute bullshit. Everytime I've told a girl a virgin they just tell me I'm clearly not. They instantly know if you're a virgin, I don't know if they give off certain vibes or something.
>>222681621
Where's yer tool?>what fuckin tool?THIS FUCKIN TOOL WARRHGGHGHHHHH
misery loves company as they say
>>222681646why did you say you're a virgin if you're not
>>222681641Yep, back in 2016 when we had Xbox 360
in for a penis in for a pounding
>>222681641holy fucking larp
>>222681617Horrendous advice from a turbo sloot. The average girl who was thinking about having sex with you will suddenly be put off, wondering why it is you (who until this point she'd thought of as relatively normal and somewhat attractive) are still a virgin and what must be wrong with you.
What a good girl she was
shagging your mrs
>>222681647What's up bro :)
The charges, officer?
>>222681646
>>222681677One of the greatest themes too
>>222681629Afghanistan looks interesting to visit if it wasn't for all the trouble
DUCKRoll! no triforce for you newfren, chunman signing in, out, on, off, up down, left, right, and diagon alley!
need to learn to drive but the thought of paying to sit with some geezer in a car for weeks is really putting me off
shadowheart if she real
in 20 years time with AI advancing, will STEMfags be the only ones employable
>>222681617WE ARE SO BACK
>>222681685About to take the leap of faith
Bulgaria poster has integrated well into the thread, yet we stop immigration from white Euro countries while letting in Somalians, Indians, Pakistanis and Turks who, you will notice, just don't get along.
>>222681690
>>222681617>>222681671How do you even get to the point of telling her that doe? I had a girl ask to dance with me in a bar and I told her no (music was shit to be fair)
dunno I met my gf when I was a virgin and she said she didn't care
>>222681690>Hey Stacy, do you have herpes?
>>222681704screaming have you talked to a mathematician yet? we are in utter shambles right now. AI is able to prove conjectures that were unsolved for centuries.
>>222681596>>222681629but seriously... why does he love muslims so much?
>>222681677cammy if she real
>>222681709Okay you can thank Nigel Farage for that
>>222681704the average STEMtard isn't mentally capable of contributing to, comprehending or even applying the technologies of tomorrow
>>222681706How so?>>222681723Obviously, this is such a low level demoralization propaganda, sad if lads are falling for it.
the reviews are in
>>222681709in my area south asians cause less trouble than lithuanians did and dont get intoxicated in public either
seeing some of the lasses posted on /brit/ i can sort of understand rapelike i will pull muh dihh out and have a wank but if such a thing were presented before me what would my options be?
why does he tet the fours
>>222681733>>222681745will non-stemfags must be worse off
Love this tournament
google images is taking the absolute piss now with the made up filetypes what was wrong with jpegs and png
Find it mental how Asmongold literally spent his whole life playing World of Warcraft in his grotty bedroom without a care in the world, eating fast food, drinking fizzy drinks, and making millions of dollars streaming on twitch talking about video gamesBaffling existence
*backs slowly into the new*
>>222681774there's a joke going round that people in gender studies have better prospects than computer science graduates at the momentSTEM is the exact kind of thing AI is best at
>>222681655Probably during a convo with a random bint about sex/relationships, telling a cheeky fib innit.
>>222681785DSP did all the same, failed dismally, yet Asmongold is obsessed with him and talks about him all the time DSP won
>>222681789so fucking satisfyingtwo twats rape themselves to death through their own stupidity
>>222681723Yeah but how old were yous?
>>222681785You didn't mention that time he was fucking PinkSparkles. Lurk moar
>>222681789how did the suv not see it. their fault honestly
>>222681803not a clue who the fuck that is mate
>>222681791fugg
>>222681812Congrats on being mong of the day
>>222681785I watched some of his stuff back when he was a smaller youtuber doing tutorials and first started streaming to a small audience and I thought he was a prick and will never amount to anything. who is laughing now
>>222681812Mummy do all your driving does she?
>>222681720Don't say no to any girl that shows interest. I lost my virginity at 23 after a self actualised glow up. The first girl approached me and said "can I trust you?" I said yes and then she started snogging me, we went back to mine an hour later. I then had 5 consecutive shags within 3 months which raised my confidence to extreme heights. Roughly 8 months later I met my gfberg. Just take care of your appearance, weight, and clothing; and focus on making that first one happen, just dance confidently with your friends and one will eventually approach you. After the first one its like a weight is released from your soul, a weight of insecurity and self-doubt, which is replaced by a masculine virality and confidence.
>>222681709When you are a guest somewhere you have to behave and abide by the social norms. You can try to be helpful even.
>>222681839>>222681830he had time
>>222681789>A family of four were killed in a fatal car crash on the Delhi-Dehradun Expressway after the driver of their car allegedly reversed on the highway upon missing a cut We at /brit/ express our condolences.
>>222681855utterly pointless post nobody cares incel bye
>>222681818>knows asmongold but not dspalri literal fucking child
>>222681855dreamworks bee movie ahh face
Can a white boy hop on this rhythm?
>>222681860>allegedly reversedto be fair we don't know if the video was reversed and all the other cars were driving backwards
>>222681785He got in the perfect time and kept doing it for 10-15 years, I gotta give him that at least. A lot of people quit and don't stick around.
imagine the guy who is afraid to touch the girl but the girl comes onto him hard i reckon he would spaff his pants lmao
>>222681876Daniel Radcliffe if he had autism and failed to land the Harry Potter role.
>>222681846how to dance
>virality
why do you post the same images and clips repeatedly you fucking freks
>>222681846>>222681899meant to say virility* bloody autocorrect
>>222681709>we stop immigration from white Euro countriesWhat the fuck is wrong with you? Seriously. It's not fucking true is it?
asmongolds unwashed knob went in and out of this multiple times. what have you done?
>>222681892c'mon lad you can do it...
>>222681913good for him
>>222681913I imagine he has ED, really bad phimosis and a 5" length with 3" girth.
>>222681912have you not heard of this thing called "brexit" mate?my wife is american and she's struggling to even stay here, has to fill in forms every 6 months just to avoid getting deportedmeanwhile abdul just turns up and gets a £3000 a month house for nothing
>>222681907
>>222681927asmongold has a huge dick actually
Why are there so many Muslims who play soccer when they are so bad at it
>>222681872Thanks for spoiling all these movies for me, dick
>>222681927hes got a big willy
>>222681709Rorke famously supported "Poles out, Pakistanis in"
>>222681932I really hope he does, he needs something to offset the trainwreck of the rest of his genes. But he comes across as that which I posited.
>>222681922
>>222681794Not really. Doesn’t make any sense
>>222681929She's american is she? A burger of a wife, a fat bastard woman full of red sauce is she? A living, walking porker heffer is she?
>>222681934morrocans are good. mohamed salah is good.
>>222681939What are you taking a leap of faith on bro? you didn't say?
>>222681913What are you 12? Getting jealous over some wealthy eceleb having sex with a slag? Get a grip, and fast
>>222681980A new love. And I fart a lot.
American woman all over tiktok lusting over Scottish men. Horrid state of affairs
What do we think of brown asians?
>>222681968the bulgarian would never say this, showing again that greeks are not white despite inventing democracy and civilisation
>>222681996nobody cares can you post about ultima or world of warcraft instead of spamming coomer shit please mate cheers
>>222681982yeah a grip of my knob as I imagine his knob's performance
>>222682000Yeah?*goes and speaks to someone who isn't a virgin*
>>222681913lucky bastard
>>222681991>A new love? A girl or a passion?>And I fart a lot.Fasolakia?>>222681998I wouldn't but you must not forget I am half Greek and proud of it.
Stick Rorke's wife between two GMO gigantic buns and FEEEED THEEE WOOOOOOOORLD
big fan of the tummy poster. almost as big a fan of him as women's tummies themselves.
>>222682000nick was 20 years too early a lot of what the bnp stood for is mainstream now
>>222682028*everyone in the room watches you awkwardly hobble around trying to start a convo with people but getting ignored*oh my days he's a virgin spack isn't he lmao
>>222682030I suspect this bob is not natural?
>>222682049he was also a fat ugly mong and the only people who supported him were council estate scum
rorkemaiden
>>222682008>world of warcraft Fine
>>222682049HOWEVER you WILL NOTICE there is one little thing that nick griffin (and everyone else) believed at the time that is now completely taboo among chuds.Can you guess it?Can you think of a SINGULAR idea that was common among NatSocs that is now COMPLETELY against the English (AND JEWISH) Defence league?
>>222682063
>>222681617Staged shitThis girl is literally Michael Sheen and Kate Beckinsale's daughter btw
imgay
scream (nostalgia)https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LTJvdGcb7Fs
>>222682084>literallythat isn't what literally means
>>222682083He's right thoughHe and Tyndall did far more damage to British nationalism than good
>>222682084She had sex with her mother
>>222682031Girl. Woman
>>222682077Nick Griffin is quite clearly redpilled on the JQ and was quite literally on a Muslim Podcast (five pillars) last year agreeing with Muslims on the JQ. He ditched that, as the other anon pointed out, during the rebranding and restructuring of the BNP in the early 00's.
is this where all the midget cocked racists gather on a sunday to talk about what could have been in their pathetic fantasy worlds? get real
>>222682141yeh
who will have better emploment prospects in the future with ai and robots:oxbridge humanities degree holdersrussell group stem degree holder (e.g. computer science)
get what ever you like it's on me
>>222682084Don't you mean Charlie Sheen?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K8_HThEYP2o
>>222682128kinda looks like margaret qualley face
>>222682141Are you really a White man that isn't racist in current year Britain? Do you live in a gated community? Do you go out with blinders on? Or do you really in your heart of hearts think ethnic replacement and rapidly escalating violence and sexual assault is good? Which one is it? Is it not happening? Or is it happening and its actually good?
>>222682154fuck me the prices are up did they not used to do a 3 course meal for like £3
>>222682130based chance taker!
I think I might give off... Rockstar Vibes..
>>222682169uo the ra
>>222682177you lot are so boring and joyless
what the fuck is glycerol esters of wood rosin
>>222682141I'm here to uplift and fight the evil spirits
When are Scotland playing next
>>222682199So you just ignore it and focus on having as much fun and joy as possible? Fair enough, it will spare your sanity in the short term, but eventually you won't be able to ignore it any longer.
>>222682189up tooi blame the fjallraven kanken wearing poofs who moved in
anime
>>222682154
would tear the place apart
>>222682154vegans cant eat any of the mains
>>222682152Humanities. Require more skill, thought and ability to present and interact with others than stemshit
>>222682221cursed image
>>222682221did elton john pull the macaroni out his arse
>>222682177what are you going to do about it? the die has been cast. its over. the sooner you accept that the better
>>222682008i once popped a niggerfogger pot after ragnaros put me into the ceiling and managed to slowfall to safety on my warrior semper fi
>>222682221mmm water sauce
>>222682154Scotch pie - no brainerSuasageIce cream>>222682208it's some kind of stabilizer bullshit
>>222682228how do you know the daily special could be tofu
>>222682154that's fucking cheapwhere is this place
>>222682270Scotland
>>222682262would do literally anything to be her fart slave
>The WHO declares "Gooning" a global epidemic among Gen Z
i would fill every field in northern ireland with heart of darkness purest vantablack golliwogs if it would get us to the next euros or world cup
>>222682262beginning to understand rape
Do you look better:Clean Shaven Rockstar StubbleFull Beard??
>>222682154souphot pot and beansjelly fruit and rice
>>222682154plate of carrots for me please la
Now that the dust has settled, who was in the wrong here?
had a brief chat with a bird in tesco express who had eyes like yer woman from fallout the tv show. didnt expect them to be so cute in person but they are.
>>222682152>oxbridge humanities degree holdersunemployable>(e.g. computer science)unemployable>russell group stem degree holder depends what it is, dentists and engineers yes but pure sciences or larp degrees like neuroscience put the chips in the bag lad
>>222682249We will all have our part to play. When it starts are you going to continue to lie down and do nothing? Because you could fight and we could build a future for ourselves. Just because you have given up hope, you shouldn't disparage others. We may not have a democratic solution, but there are other solutions and they are coming.
>>222682262terrible fake tits and bbl
>>222682309you want a smack
>>222682281Pete Townshend would know...>>2226823003mm beard, every 4 days with the trimmer
>>222682322no such thing
>>222682320yeah ok mate im sure youll go doopin mental on those invaders
>>222682314punishment sex with teacher sex arse
>>222682334You might just give off... Rockstar Vibes..
>>222682048>Wants tummies posted>Doesn't give me (You)sYou can't have your cake and eat it too, mate
Victoria bateman did a naked walk around cambridge for brexit the other day but didnt post a single photo or video from it. She should be arrested quite frankly for lying to me
>>222682128That's very arousing and I would like to know more
>>222682064:)
>>222682221bruhwhy cant minimal wage workers make actual crispy fries in 80% of restaurants
>>222682339There will be roles for everyone. I will be a propaganda minister, and I will make defeatist traitors like you take a proper gander and my balls
>>222682326no just a plate of carrots please
>>222682314Hi Sven, i bought the nicotine pouch flavour you recommended. a bit too fruity for me.
>>222682177>ethnic replacement
>>222682353>Rockstar Vibesis that a reference to something?
>>222682363oh shut up mate
>>222682319>>(e.g. computer science)>unemployableholy fuck
I look gay with stubble
This will annoy the God types but I think science rocks..
>>222682319>>oxbridge humanities degree holders>unemployablesimply not true. an oxbridge degree is a golden ticket to do whatever you want and command whatever salary you want.
>>222682375Ah so you're at the "denial" stage.
>>222682401dont think thats true lad
>>222682356>zero tattoosextremely antisemitic
I'm prey
>>222682368i'll chuck you out one the pavement sunshine
excuse me can we please talk about something else for a change youre boring my fucking arse off
>>222682264I was told you were a chef>>222682191Have to break up with the missus though
>>222682431no we need to be angry all the time about everything
>>222682375Mate come on, I'm not even much of a righty myself but infinite migration + birth rate of natives below replacement is really just simple maths.
>>222682401Lol no it isn't. Being rich is. If you can afford to go to Oxbridge you're already an elite. It's just a certification you're in the club. If you're poor/brown and go to Oxbridge, you'll be in the same boat as everyone else
>>222682415It's you that is at the denial stage. There is nothing you can do to reverse that or stop that. This is the nature of humanity.
>>222682447thats enough now boringlad
>>222682356one time we bought cocaine from a guys mom and she looked like that but with dry skin and wrinkles
>>222682152a guy with a truck who picks up sheet metal on weekends for 700€ in one day who has a company where he takes calls for electrical installs that take 20 minutes and pay 2000€ that he then bills to the ACTUAL company that he works for, thus double dipping and winningand maybe he takes extra calls on off hours to help people for big bux when nobody else ever would
only thing I don't like about 4chan x is how when you click on a post number to see a post that someone has quoted then it doesn't jump to that post fully, it cuts off the top
>>222682415If you post it one more time, I am sure you will convince me. Of what, I am not sure.
>>222682431i'm just scrolling the thread to pass 6 hours so i can start snorting coke and my escort comes over that's the truth got nothing else to say
>>222682449>eliteBased
raping my own arse at 0 mph
>>222682421My people are nordic.
>>222682451Okay so its happening and its good. If you really don't care you have something wrong with you, the conditioning you have received has been worryingly successful, and you are unlike 99% of humans throughout history.
>>222682447>infinite migrationINFINITETO THE END OF DAYSUNTIL ALL WHITENESS....HAS VANISHED!!! THEN...WE WILL HAVE OUR REVENGE....hahaha..Hahahhaha..AAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA
I've got a pressure behind my left eye and my eyesight has gone a bit weird, I'm seeing a white fuzziness in the centre of it. Has been the case for two daysSo I've probably got a tumour in my skull, a brain tumour
>>222682443>I was told you were a chefnot really but I like to cook>Have to break up with the missus thoughOh fuck...yeah I forgot you were with someone, is it not working out, whos the new girl?
>>222682490melodramatic little freak
>>222682478and gay
>>222682492calm down paddy o'wog lol
>>222682458CORRRRRHow did she get her hands on the cocaine? Corrupt bastard. Did you shag her?
>>222682464I stated ethnic replacement is happening. You responded with humorous derision. I responded with evidence. You pretend not to understand. You couldn't be any more disingenuous.
>>222682513he's greek
>>222682519Yeah mate this is an EXTREMELEY SERIOUS thread and everybody absolutely MUST pay attention to your brilliant posts
>>222682519shut the fuck up you boring autistic cunt
>state ethnic replacement is happening>responds with humorous derision>respond with evidence>pretends not to understand>couldn't be any more disingenuous
>>222682508If you're not apoplectic at what has happened you are an empty vessel. A mere husk of what a man is supposed to be. No purpose, no heart, no soul, no tribe, no people. You are the last man and you don't even know it.
>>222682492
>>222682496go to the doctor pls >>222682514>How did she get her hands on the cocaine? She was a dealer lol >Did you shag her?Nooo, she was not attractive, very worn out and in her 50s probably...We were at the coast and called our boy and he gave us a number, when we got there it was his mom waiting for us lel.
>>222682557lmao
>>222682506It had never worked out! It was like a planned marriage, from back in the day! Still, we have years together so it is going to sting both of us.New woman is INFINITELY hotter. Don't know how it will pan out. A bit scared. Big 2026.
>>222682511Okay but enough about you
>>222682545sex fuck corr phwoar spaff fucking hell SEXOOOO i have wanked to this woman like 500 times
Hairline integrity: Compromised
>>222682596munters
Hate the fact that I am sexually attracted to women I would never have a relationship with.
funny how nobody in the coming centuries will care about the whiteness of this country. almost like its a non-issue in the grand scale of things and is natural
>>222682539Your universe has no meaning to them. They will not try to understand. They will be tired, they will be cold, they will make a fire with your beautiful oak door. Also your neighbours will tell you that your autistic if you care about them burning your door and they will tell you to have some joy and stop being so serious.
>DR Congo in the next roundEasy peasy Japanesey
>>222682449The girl in this video went to Oxbridge and rents this terrible flat for £2,100 a month. She wrote about it before for The Telegraph - which is a national newspaper of significance. The world is fucked when Oxbridge graduates who write for national newspapers can't rent a proper place.
>>222682571Usually I would be against infidelity but if it's not working out and you both would be better off...Good luck fren
>>222682567Nothing wrong with being in the 50s...
Surprised Rorke hasn't started banging on about the Ebola epidemic
daddy
>>222682610*yawns loudly*yeah mate you've owned the libs, well done lad
>>222682610why are you trying to sound like a character in a marvel film
pooing out cum daughter or cumming out poo son?
>>222682635https://www.goodreads.com/quotes/11401182-your-universe-has-no-meaning-to-them-they-will-not
Hairline Integrity - Compromised
I hate the fact that I am sexually attracted to women I would never have a relationship with.
>>222682662stop spamming these pointless images ffs
>>222682615Then Mexico at homeJapan / BrazilArgentinaFrance, Germany, SpainIt's over.
>>222682662typa bitches you fuck on a nightout and never call back despite having the best sex of your life
>>222682392...and it mine-rules!
>>222682615England don't really look like a team. They certainly have all the big names but they just don't play well as a team.When you watch France or Argentina they play as a coherent team and you just know they're going to put 3 or 4 past whichever jobbers they're up against. With England it always feels uncertain, like they struggle to get over the line even against no-name teams.
>>222682662why would you ever want that
might get some molly and hit the club and offer a girl some and see if i can pull a root
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jr9GK9omegI
>>222682635>reads literary quote>thinks of marvel
>>222682617mustve been unlikeable because the whole point of elite universities and all universities is communicating and building a web of contacts that give you jobs and maybe youll start a business with some likeminded people dont think there's a single likeminded individual for 1. a woman 2. a journalist
>>222682684type shit
>>222682619Yeah I'm not saying that but we were 18-19 at the time, and she looked older than she was, also a bit crazy, we were so scared of getting caught, she drove her with her car to a place and took out a giant bag and a scale from underneath her car and started measuring the coke, she was also smoking weed. It was at Sunny Beach and that place is filled with cops who work for the Mafia thugs and anyone dealing drugs there is beaten cause it's competition.
>>222682690Can I come?
>>222682617Mate once you actually get in to Oxbridge you see how fucked it is. They're completely disfunctional and don't care about their students. I'm not surprised they're fucked because the uni is built around rich people fucking each other after getting drunk in exclusive clubs. It's a playground for the rich, any half decent university is Oxbridge-level.That and the UK is genuinely one of the poorest and most shit countries in the West, so everything is getting worse there
>>222682715nary a pixel
>>222682713Oof lots of heartache for a good time.>>222682618Gf is practically a ewe for all intents and purposes.
Would you say you're stylish??
>>222682690grow up
>>222682743nary a braincell
how was the shagging during the heatwave then lads. fighting off hordes of sweaty birds eh?
>>222682465lads i cna't wait any longerapologies in advance fr what i'm about to post here in the next few hoursmight have to link a cheeky bvid from /gif here so you can see some action
>>222682655>act earlyAnd do what exactly?
i've just read the entirety of the thread and i have to say, its been a bloody good one, well impressed lads
come to brazil
>>222682767erm no actually I didn't have any sex or speak to any women at all but I'm only 33 so there's still next year there's still time for me you see as I'm just young
>>222682687saka and madueke and rashford went to the school of run into the corner and then do a cross that is cleared or try and skin the defender but just get immediately tackled with ease or pass back to defenders who the reset the process. repeat 100x. after the ghana match you'd think they would try something different but just seemed like the same
>>222682780umm what
>>222682749>Oof lots of heartache for a good time.It's honestly a miracle I never got in trouble, her son btw had collapsed lung a few years ago and almost died, went to rehab, got clean and I've heard he is back at it again. Both his parents were coke and weed dealers lol. > a ewewdym?
when are vidya devs gonna allow brittish tanks to be better stronger faster than the competitors
>>222682742youre just sad you didnt make the grade
>>222682797Outside toilets were the norm for most of modern British history seeing a decline from the 80s onwards. Central heating started replacing fireplaces as the sole form of heating in British households from the 1960s onwards.
current zoomer discourse is that very short women must remain celibate for life because its creepy for men to date them
>>222682780tony blair saw this and said mon see this
>>222682823>Outside toilets were the norm for most of modern British historyi thought women poo'd in bowls which their servants took outside and emptied into sewers?
>>222682821I got accepted. I'm Oxford level. Suck my dick you miserable Britonic serf
>>222682834>current zoomer discourseguarantee its only some weird ugly losers on the internet saying this
I live under a flight path for incoming planes into a major airport so I see and hear a lot of planes coming in and I try to identify whether the big ones are Airbus or Boeing
>>222682719sure but you have to pay for your own plane ticket and drugs>>222682759i'm just a 31 year old kid with my whole life ahead of me, don't be a playa hater
>>222682801Ewe is the female ram
>>222682856Oxford level dick sucker
I used to live in Oxfordshire but I've moved since
>>222682877>>222682877>>222682877
Just going to drop in at the Asda before it closes and see if I can pick up a new immersion blender as mine is refusing to switch on
>>222682838Yep. to "rub the Right's nose in diversity" was the modus operandi of Blairite Labours immigration policy (or lack thereof)
>>222682870That's Ruby Granger. I turned them down.Can you imagine how soaked that makes the chicks? "Yeah I turned down Oxford"
>>222682856you're definitely not miserable
I got four A*s at A level and still got rejected. 100% because I applied to Magdalene college instead of going with some of the mediocre ones. Worst decision of my fucking life because going to Oxbridge instead of Imperial is much much much more important than the college you get accepted to.
>>222682844there were humans in britain before the ice age
https://desuarchive.org/_/search/boards/int.desu.meta/text/oxford/country/au/
I turned down Oxford so I could post about Oxford on /brit/
>>222682909Nah they'll just reassign you. I applied for St. Johns and got St. Hughs
>>222682909what happened in the interview lad
English rose.
i dropped out of school when i was 16 because i was too intelligent for it
Got a right laugh over that post yesterday where the lad said he thought it Doctor Congo was a person.
>>222682844>A people remains until it is destroyed, dissolved or subsumed - not because new people arriveYeah, new people with 5 times the birth rate of the native people, definitely not the definition of subsumed
