waheyyy edition
Predicted to reach 40c in London and East Anglia in the 2nd week of July
helloyou cunts
>>222689683thank god it wasnt this dogshit wog edition LOL based op
never left my bedroom i was born in here
Who hurt you?
>>222689685will this be a first?
>>222689661Wrong chat.
>>222689685we've had that episode already
>>222689724
>>222689732Just link the reddit post next time you boring unfunny cunt
Thought I forgot to do my anki reps yesterday but it turns out I just forgot to sync from my tablet so my streak still goes onBit miffed though as I lost a multiple year streak the other week but I get knocked down but I get up again and that
>>222689732povvo problemswhy bother dealing with marketplace mongs for only 16 quid just give it to a charity shop or something
would you rather live next to middle class indians who stink of curry or working class native brits?
>>222689760you sound gaped
It wouldn't have gone down like that if was in Hiroshima on August 6th 1945
deliveroo ethnic almost here with my szechuan chicken curry
kokoro no melody
/brit/? nobody goes there anymore
>>222689779take a wild guess
nth for the gyaldem
Playing videogames and wanking
>>222689833breasts!
>>222689779the indians are less likely to be screaming, fighting, or playing music loudly so i'll go with them
miss my old catberg who went missing in 2018 even though i've subsequently gotten 2 more bergs since himhis nane was barney but i liked to call him "barnman" "barnboy" or "barnbubby" and frequently catch myself reminiscing about he did love his milk, or "millick is i tend to call it in the context of feline dairy consumption
anyone bought anything off the steam sale?thinking of getting a couple bits for my steam deck
fucking hell I need to stop drinkinghave drank every day since last friday and still tempted to drink again tonight
don't like this deal, gunnerbros. we do a lot of transfers with chelsea but this stings
When you have to speak to someone at an appointment do you have to methodically rehearse what you're going to say beforehand or just naturally speak when you get there?
>>222689855maybe he was lost at sea
mafia the old counry cries out for a waypoint system or least a minimapand don't gimme that crap about gps not being available in the early 1900s because previous mafia games were set in the 30s, 40s, 50s, and 60s where gps was also not available and yet they still included it
Are sikhs still considered bro tier? Has there been an actual shift in public perception?
any thinking man inhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pwHoOJazEMQ
>>222689856might get imperator and space marine 2
the return of the sausages
is it just gonna fucking keep getting hotter??
>>222689849luv em
girls with braces
>>222689889Appointment for what? The doctor?
>>222689939no mate it's finished now climate change has ended
>>222689953Yeah or the opticians
>>222689954that's enough sheldon
>>222689939Hello I'm a climate scientist! It probably won't get worse every single year, but it will absolutely get worse every single decade. There is still variability in the climate system. Remember that between 2022 and now we had 3 summers that were hot, but without such ridiculous record-breaking heatwaves.It will continue to get worse until we reach net zero - and not just the UK, the whole world reaching net zero. After that it won't get better, it will just stay the same, until we either (1) invent a technology to suck CO2 out of the atmosphere at scale, (2) wait about 100,000 years for the ocean to do that for us, (3) try something risky like blocking out the sun with giant space mirrors.Sorry. We did warn you.
>>222689920I don't even know what is a sikh to be completely honest, used to think they are muslim but apparently that couldn't be further from the truth
>>222689923https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wv1rKHGeMRk
ordering some 'ugs off the 'ark 'ebnot sure if i fancy some mdma, ketamine, cocaine, or just good old reliable opioids
>>222689939We're going to enter an ice age soon. Varg told me.
remember the twilight zone episode where the sun kept coming closer and closer?
>>222689987ever tried not being a total wasteman embarrassment to your family doomed to OD in obscurity with 3 people at your funeral
>>222689980So the general public is basically too stupid/unaware to care. Got it.
>>222689952
>>222689979Alri lad let me know if there's anything I can do to help
>>222689987remember browsing alphabay and thinking wow it must be shite for australians, there were like ten people who posted anything to oceania and it was a huge premium, not to mention your anal customs
>>222690000no i must have been having sex with my wife that day
>>222689977deleted my pots as i fact checked and it turns out the sun will in fact not go supernova, however it will get hotter as it ages regardless
britishers go to china to shag chinese girls
shatmasel
>>222690005why do you miserable little freaks come here to seethe and act like cutns all the time?
>>222689975My doctor is in my family but I've had appointments for physical therapy in the past, I just go and tell them what's my issue. I haven't been to an optician. Do you have an optician appointment?
Mental how the modern UK is basically paradise if you're a young, rich, hedonistic shagger who just wants to fuck slags, do drugs, consume the goyslop, and have absolutely no intention to get married or start a familyYour life is a buffet. The women here are highly promiscuous, there's loads of opportunities to party and travel, endless comfort and entertainment, you're rich and don't have to deal with the drudgery of life and can pay for convenienceJust gym, party, travel, consume, have sex with fit birds, repeat until you die
>>222690003really think i would've posted that if i had shame or cared what you think?>>222690016been using drughub ever since archetyp got seized by feds
>>222689920bro tiers are whoever deano parties with on a night out
>>222689920The one lad that perished at the hand of the ceremonial knife probably.I have no knowledge of India doing something to piss off Israel.Trudeau imported millions and millions of jeets but it's literally just because he needed to pad the polls.
buying gf
no chamomile teabags left
>>222690055Would, what is that? Chicken?
>>222689920>Are sikhs still considered bro tier?they never were "bro tier"
do you have to lift weights to get stronger? or does that just do the muscle sculpting? like if I wanted to be strong enough to carry sacks of rubble over distance and have a lot of stamina for it, would it be better to just practice doing that or is going to the gym better?what I'm trying to say is if you don't care terribly about muscle definition and looking ripped is it better to just train the strength you want?
are youse watching the footy then or nah
>>222690055
>>222690083chicken of the forest (tofu)
if i saw the bomb dropping on Hiroshima i would have simply disarmed it through power of thought
>>222690079can't remember the last time i had a dream that didn't ruin my day
>>222689979>the whole world reaching net zero.how the fuck are we going to do that in the thirdie shitholes then
slowly deteriotating into a barely sentient husk like Théoden
>>222690104err yeah x
*exits the thread*
>>222690100just practise doing that if thats all you care about, it will build strength/muscles in all the right places
full moon on tuesday lads
any 29 year old who never grew out of living like a student man in
any werewolf man in
>>222690131where's he off to
>>222690100lifting weights at the gym will make you stronger but so will lifting your sacks of rubble so i suppose it's your choice what to do. If specifically getting better at the sack carry is all you care about then do that repeatedly and try to add more weight to it in any way you can for progressive overload
and then he posts the shoes
>>222690170im a cat
do you reckon big harvs has any conscious thoughts or does he run on pure autistic impulse
>>222690131raygunz mogged by cokehead deano
>>222690117Oh..I've only had that once, are those dried tomatoes on top? I would try it, looks good.
>>222690170*howls*
one time in high school a female acquaintance of mine came up and asked of she could grab $2 off me so she could go buy lunch, and instead of handing it to her i chucked it on the ground just to watch her scramble after ityes i''m an incel
>>222690182
beddy bo bo's time for me lads x
leftypol spotted in manny
a brown sun rises.... poo has been spilled this night...
I'm moving, I'm comingCan you hear what I hearIt's calling you, my dearOut of reach (Take me to my beach)I can hear it calling youI'm coming, not drowningSwimming closer to you
>>222690194that is a mango pickle (from a jar i didn't make it)
>>222690182based cat>>222690200based cat>>222690202based leftypol
Mad how anyone can enjoy cricket. What a fucking boring ass sport and some matches take place over 5 days, fucking hell man
i’m watching your mum on the tellie. she’s showing off those fat sagging teats
chugging coffee after coffee to fend off the nodding off i'm constantly experiencing bu combining benzos with opioids
>>222690202microphone niggas love walking up and down Market Street
Rorke just loves to dance
>>222690230your life a movie
my wife a gay porn
footloosefootloosekick off your sunday shoes
mum's a narcissist and wants taylor swift to play her in her biopic
>>222690218Interesting, never had that. I made Pork Shanks today but you probably don't wanna see that.
really tempted to drink but can't bear the thought of being hungover in toil on a monday
haven't been out today, been incel seething all day
>>222690244misleading thUMbnail
>>222690287post them
>>222690038The more I read and interact (IRL) with your lot, the more disappointed become. A pack of dim, pudgy/fat (on average), low ambition pussies that will avoid conflict at any cost.British people are sheep and I understand why the upperclass self segregate from the native Brits.It's pure disgust at this point.
mum's a trilobite
where is `umtruffles`
>>222690298ktim but all weekend was hanging yesterday then got up proper early today and just played games all day. no way for a 35 year old man to live
https://youtu.be/FrHV5fpFqJ0?si=8bNKseSW0r4ZEzka&t=1124deano going out banging
>>222690305then why the fuck do you keep coming here you fucking moron lmao
Delightful temperatures today.
>>222690314
>>222690314um
>>222690334she should get them out.
>>222690302
>>222690314umtiger shark lurkin~
>>222690357very nice what's in the stock?
>>222690055drop the recipe for the meat-free brothers lad
>>222690330hello ian
>>222690327Hateporn.
>>222690235they're always at it wish I cared about something that much
>>222689856Are there any excellent games that are worth buying?The only thing on my wishlist is Sea of Thieves because it looks cool. I've got normie tier taste in games
>>222690400wow you're so cool
>>222690388Hello.
>>222690357looks fantastic
>>222690055looks like a bowl of poo
>>222690441revolting
oh playing some runey are we /brit/sters?
>>222690381It's just the fat and probably some water form the skin and fat, there's garlic and carrot at the bottom to collect flavour. We had it with rice and some Greek dzadziki and tiro but they didn't have strained yogurt in the store so they were a bit runny. Rice was made with the pork shank drippings.>>222690432thanks lad
>>222690387dried tofu in a marinade of onion, garlic, ginger, couple of small chilli peppers, cardamom pods, fennel seeds, cinnamon, mustard seeds, turmeric, cherry tomatoes, and yoghurtleft that for a few hours in the fridge then fried up in dead hot pan to get it a bit charred and crispy then added some oat milk and kale and reduced that down for a few minutestopped with chopped cashew nuts and aforementioned mango pickle
imagine if ai goes rogue and addresses humanity on television but has one of them strokes
>>222690438concerned about your poo
>>222690467holy pennnnnnnnggggggg
>>222690334>>222690349they are so blatantly saggy, im afraid
>>222690467looks lovely
>>222690441foids duking out in a chicken shop, I fucking luv the norf
>dried tofu in a marinade of onion, garlic, ginger, couple of small chilli peppers, cardamom pods, fennel seeds, cinnamon, mustard seeds, turmeric, cherry tomatoes, and yoghurt>left that for a few hours in the fridge then fried up in dead hot pan to get it a bit charred and crispy then added some oat milk and kale and reduced that down for a few minutes>topped with chopped cashew nuts and aforementioned mango pickle
>>222690467I also made potatoes
>>222690441the women in this country are so disgusting fucking pigs
>>222690441loved when this cunt got battered in wigan
>>222690512miss the tarq meme
haha
>>222690537uh oh gay alert
couldn't be a vegan desulove yummy food too mucheat some veg for me yeah lad
>>222690464been considering installing the osrs again
>>222690474>>222690387also lime zest and lime juice and coriander
>>222690552gay for not liking fat ugly loud munters ok mate
>>222690499>>222690506thanks lads >>222690474wow that's sound interesting, a lot of ingredients, would dip the pita definitely
>>222690474that is vile
>>222690305James Cameron is such a vile little gremlin, completely lied about the Titanic to make Brits out to be villains He was forced to apologise to the family of William Murdoch for the lies he told about him
we are not so different, you and I
Aunt’s trying out her new bikini what do you think
>>222690573
>>222690539I only halfway through that one. just got to the confrontation should make for good viewing after the match and streams
wish I could be arsed to cook usually turns out nice and is highly satisfying but I just can't be bothered!another goyslop delivery it may be
>>222690520who sat on them?
>British people are sheep and I understand why the upperclass self segregate from the native Brits.
>>222690613whats her plan with that pool
now that my country is out the world cup, I am hereby delcaring my allegiance to Canada on behalf of the diaspora
Emily triesBut misunderstands
>>222690613suck mummy's finger
>>222690626cooking takes barely any time and barely any effort.
>>222690628your mother
>>222690662not true
no one:literally no one:leftypol:rorke: my life a gay porncody: my life an interracial gay porn
>>222689856playing morrowind on my steam deck right nowcontrol was fun enoughalso had a return to form with rocket league but everyones got that already
my deliveroo driver was a white woman and she sounded british country's gone
tv guide lied and said thi match was on bbc but its not
>>222690662ableist nonsense
I call emojis "emojicons" to annoy my niece and nephew. It's all in good fun, however.
>>222690662for you who microwaves beans and puts nuggets in the air fryer
yes wow that's really funny you've really entertained me a lot
>>222690676sc
>>222690702you're a maniac, Ian. gone off the deep end
>>222690702Hey Ian, you wanna know why they're called emojis?
>>222690674>>222690703it is true. takes like ten minute to cook a nice bit of chicken breast for example. takes 2 minutes to peel a wack of spuds. all the boiling and roasting part is literally just sitting around doing nothing while modern technology does it for you.
>>222690638shoving it up her fanny
>>222690702what are you like! :-P
south africa anthem is kino
sir rune scaper
>the silly Irish morrowind youtuber truned outbro wtf? is this a gag?
convinced most of the ‘sc’ replies in here are samefaggery
>>222690628lel>>222690626if you make prep it's easier and faster, shanks were seasoned and ready to go from the night before, potatoes were blanched from the night before, Rice took 30 mins and while waiting I made the sauces.
>>222690632pisses me off like crazy that this is a real video and can be used against me at any time during an international online discussion
>>222690638floating about
>>222690771sc
>>222690771poobrad
OH CANADA
>>222690787sc (same cunt)
>>222690758trvke
>>222690789the grim incel life as it were
>>222690789he's so mentally ill
>>222690771>>222690787that's you done
>>222690632Guess where those people come from. They're all British descendants mixed with blacks and Mexicans. They're the dumbest spawn made with the dumbest ingredients. I wish we spoke French and made that the world language instead. They're arrogant assholes but at least they give a shit about how they look and what they eat
opened a new pack of biscuits and they went flying all over the kitchen. one of those straw that broke the camel's back type shit that made me wanna jump out my window
>>222690686last time I had a package delivered it was by a cute white girl, I could scarcely believe it
>>222690789
cody rodriguez
elon needs to attend a south africa game to support his country
>>222690789obssessed
Football scran
>>222690853mate are you a cartoon
>>222690613wanked to her recently
>>222690853me when im sleepy and knock over the aeropress
>>222690878Dreadful as always Jeff
bit my tongue a couple times in my sleep last night and it's quite sore today
>>222690853if you didnt actually jump out the window then the camel's back isnt broke
>>222690889WOOF WOOF WOOF
>>222690878dont eat raw meat you'll die
some of us belong in slapstick comedy shows where all our plans end up going tits-u
>>222690878>IT'S FUCKING RAAW
love British mommy JOI me
mad that some people just never read the newsyou mention the biggest happening of the moment to them and they just say ‘what’s that?’
>>222690921always wake up with scratches all over my face and legs. what the hell am i doing when im sleeping
>>222690928my mind is stronger than camel back so i chose to persist
very much enjoying not being horny atm
>>222690840yeah all french colonies are nicely dressed and have good food you fucking retarded faggot
>>222690963Brits love being intentionally thick and dull. They think it's cute when they look stupid and unaware of what is happening. Baaaah baaaaaah baaaah
> Eleven killed after plane carrying skydivers crashes in eastern FranceBradley Walsh
think i'll brush my teeth at half time
>>222690988on hrt, lass?
amf C
>>222691015horrible and racist post>>222691030menopause mate
>>>/sp/155892495
might have a wank today as it's a lot cooler
>>222691020w-w-why didn't they jump?
had a great wank to r/ratemycock earlier
Se acabo
WGFBAHWHFHTHCATHICATPTHCOASFOOHPATFCTSIAJ mug
>>222690997Better than whatever abomination comes from the English colonies. When the French came to Vietnam we got Banh Mi sandwiches and the viets opened up nail salons wherever they went. Meanwhile, I can't find ones lasting bit of British culinary influence other than the horrid ethic food that exists in Britain. Curry and chips is disgusting
>>222691101>CoL policebro thinks he's on the team
>>222691085ummy
everyone on /sp/ now? what the heck
>Gender-affirming surgery
>>222691101https://footybite.ac/event/south-africa-vs-canadawe back
>>222691015you americans are literally renowned for being ignorant
no im here but im doing my blue archive dailies
>>222691165its free to air dumb asss
>>222691085yuck they're all circumcised gross
>>222691166See:>>222690840Or read this book to see why we get a reputation for ignorance. It all comes from one population
>>222691159
>>222691179me at half time
went on elon musk's x and found myself seething within 5 minutescan't imagine why anyone would use it IT'S SHIT
>>222691188frightening tummy
>>222691203thats the `umdance`
all shaved or "trimmed" and all circumcisedyuck yuck yuckthey look completely retarded
>>222691201this isnt true any more. in particular california people have no reason to learn anything about the ROW because it revolves around them anyway
>>222691203
ordering a pair of dumbbells and placing tripwires and banana peels leading to the front door
watching family guy
>>222691179that game should be added to the list of prohibited apps and services for people with SHPO's
>>222691255ummy
which team is the africans
>>222691267classic
>>222691188I mean yeah
hate yoy fucking niggers postimg porn all day fucking stop it you cumbrained retards
>>222691311
feel like im stuck with all the fat kids and all the lads are off playing footy
>>222691323screaming
>>222691319wish i looked like that
canada and usa have been so exciting. thank you for saving soccer from yuro slurpers*mexico is a yuro slurper because they're spanish. **most of the other teams also take after yuro slurpers with the exception of aus/nz
juno alysa and the umbunny should do a podcast
Need norway nuked for shipping in their own food and not eating amerislop
they've been doing a podcast for years now you just don't know thatthey had bladee as a guest
>>222691319need to SNOG her SHITTER
>>222691400i was not informed
>>222691383I really hate tattoos on girls, especially on the body
>>222691223is 4.7" enough for a woman like this?
>>222691417>>222690617
act like a foden think like a ricky
beard coming along gayly, I feel wiser by the day.
Kernowqt still post here? Need to ask him a question.
>>222691428real funny pal
Almost aussie power hour
>>222691400why do you expect me to know what in the fuck you're on about
um
Canada looks like shit
>>222691476No way that's pleasurable
>>222691477there's like 2 aussies now and one of them is in a permanent drug-induced stupor
>>222691492good athletes but a bit dim witted
>>222691476ugly dick
>>222690441That is rank mate
>>222691506not a fan of this
>>222691477lil bro thinks I'm gonna stop and get robbed
>>222691506shagging her belly button on accident
>>222691476dunno why you pretend not to be gay. you've posted this twice today too. its one thing to have a racial fetish attached to women but you literally just like cocks
>>222691523>>222691526>>222690617
>>222691436cor those gaints have it good at the top of the beanstalk
genuinely don't understand why this mong just dumps his wank folder every single day
>>222691506actually gay if you wouldn’t raise a family with her
>>222691506*snipes this ham beast with an ozempic rifle*
poo
>>222691547
>>222690441hotneed more lasses to dress like this
alas that these evil days should be mine
wheres the new?
if they gave me a free kick id just kick it straight in the net
>>222691477saw some aussie explaining this on >reddit and he was going "awk it's not a big thing don't worry it's not a robbery or anything they just have you pull over and then if they're feeling cheeky they'll snatch some drinks or food from your car and let you go"lad was going in so hard to explain why it's okay for abos to be robbers because they're black lol
>>222691582ye you're own net because you're a retard LOL
>>222691587le wholesome bruce moment
>>222691582couldn't hit a barn door
>>222690012CUTE BEFORE
Imagine if she was holding something else haha
just recieved a message from the government of canada
>>222691497Hah that's exactly what my gf said when I showed her some BBC porn on redgifs
>>222691602ah yes racism so wholesome
>>222691666crime is bad
reckon I could be a world class goalie, they just stand around there mostly and catch the ball occasionally using their hands, easy as piss
*taps the post count*
we having a new or what?
>>222691696id score on you instantly
no new
>>222691714>>222691716>>222691726nope
>>222691692Law isn't morality.
>>222691722no chance, I'm so fat I'd cover both poles without moving
>>222691722bit gay
no new not ever
rain fall from my charms~
nigga praying to mecca in the middle of the match
>>222691769gp
>>222691762patriot
>>222691746'
you cant high alch gp
that black guy runs super fast
>>222691796ditto
lads seriously
what was i supposed to make again x
>>222691828it’s over lad move on
>>222691822no he doesn't, that's a stereotype
well its turned into a slurper. time to watch a kino
NEW>>222691847>>222691847>>222691847
honestly prefer having a long thread rather than everyone rushing to a new at 300 posts
>>222691641still cute x
New>>222692050>>222692050>>222692050
>>2226920577 minutes too late.
