Baddiedem edish
Sir sex arser
i guess this has to be the new then...
Sir Dr Congo
*does a kek*
why was your mum outgetting fucked was she
sent to bed with no tea for calling mum a trilobite
>>222740609lad.. only thing he can coach is bottling
rotting dolly why did you have to rope, i could have fixed you with my dick.
>>222740766Nasty little incel upset that black people rule the world
Wired in-ear headphones recommendations?
mi tink mi gwaan gey mi own porn
nth for the holodem
any sally man in
>>222740811poo
>>222740811Bog standars Samsung AKG
>>222740825want to shag them both please
>>222740825>>222740737YWNBW
>>222740848
>>222740811Moondrop Chu 2
Just love black people so so much lads
rorke acting out the power rangers transformation sequence
>>222740885they're nice to me
>>222740876Who is this fucking whore slut then let's see her fucking tits
having a poo
rorke pausing in the middle of doing the washing up to cry
>>222740913it's a dead girl that he is obsessed with
rorke and leftypol doing a fusion dance
Which do you think /brit/ has more of: browns, benders, or nonces?
>>222740882Rorke's da is just not the same since the accident.
celtic fans smashing up the tv when the power rangers theme comes on
I don’t have a tv license and no I will not be scanning the QR code to buy one
shitting and screaming through the neighbours letterbox at 3am
that dead emo girl is extremely sex
>>222740927sc
>>222740924more alcoholics and nonces per capita than any other place online
>>222740908They're soo nice and brilliant and just wow
>>222740924all benders are nonces, so probably nonces
>>222740928Well how do you expect the BBC to keep paying for top football pundits like Wayne Rooney if you don't pay up?
>>222740921Suicide?
>>222740924all me
>>222740960i dont expect them to
keep telling myself ill do something aftre i finish this coffee then doing nothing then making more coffee
actually I don't very much like black people sorry
bins go out tonight
>>222740924a lot of brit seem to have done really fruity stuff when younger but claim to be straight now when challenged on it even beyond the wanking at sleepovers everyone did
>>222740965no, died in a horrendous accident at the chicken kiev factory
business idea: football match with no commentary, at half time they show highlights of recent matches
Rorke joyfully singing Mr Brightside without understanding the lyrics
what is your favourite legume, lads? for me, it's the chickpea
Think you mean the chicken kyiv factory
Olivia Rodrigo has officially announced her partnership with "LEGO" with 5 sets coming this august.
So no serious in-ear wired headphone recommendations then. Thanks for nothing
shitting and screaming through the neighbours letterboxd at 3am
Can we all have a moment's silence for how brilliant black people are please?
>>222740986had a dick up my arse 5 years ago but tbf I was drunk so dont think it counts
>>222741022LEGO (TM) Olivia Rodrigo (C) sex arse
chatgpt telling leftypol to shut the fuck up
>>222740795Miracles can strike twice, prayer warriors carried us last season. Another trophy will make Barca more enticed to take him away from us when Flick retires>>222740876Bless her >>222740849Very valid
>>222741022olivia rodrilego
>>222741033Bog standard samsungs are literally the best in ear headphones available mate
>>222741000leftypol cumming his pants after he interprets mr brightside as a cuckold fantasy
>>222741000jellously, turning sains intosusbry
Olivia Rodrigo stuns with tiny plastic version of herself
>>222741022Who?
robert smith shagged Olivia Rodrigo lol
>>222741075Me too
>>222741007about to roast some chicckers then have them with salmon and broccoli think they are merely second favorite for me to the humble lentil
>>222741007https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5CozySQ1Roc
>>222741082how big was his willy?
>>222741075
>>222740913im wary of janny's wrath, but just google "pixilers leak" and they appear clear as day.
bradley walsh chatbot bullying me again
>>222741022mad how much i want to drink her piss while she shoves oversized knotty dragon dildos up my arse
>>222741033Moondrop Chu 2's are good for their price and you didn't give a budget
it's wrong to wack off to dead girls you necrononces.
why does janny do it?
Brilliant aren't they lads? Really just brilliant
>>222741117bizarre lie
>>222741108They any good or not?
>>222741098indie girls i used to sit next to in physics at school used to say that robert smith probably had a really big willard all the time for some reason. john cale toodidn't really understand it and it made me feel bashful
>mad how much i want to drink her piss while she shoves oversized knotty dragon dildos up my arse
bought vodka (and concealer for the wife) in case we lose tomorrow
Imagine if AI read /brit/, then it could generate an image of leftypol and rorke for our amusement and give us it's perspective on various personalities
>>222741194robert smith looks like he has a decent white walt on him, same energy i got from jurgen klopp when thinking about his willy
>>222741211lads will post shit like this then be physically incapable of maintaining an erection
rorke wincing putting on a temp tattoo
saw what I thought was an effemiate zoomer brushing his gf's hair for 30 minutes at the pub, but then I passed near them when leaving and realized it was a tomboy brushing her scrawny boyfriend's hair all along
commentator just went "ouh~"
WHOOOHOOOO YES YES YES! WICKED! LIFE IS SO FUCKING PENG WHEN THINGS LIKE THIS HAPPEN!!Excuse my screaming, but fuck, it's so amazing to see Zara Larsson with two (2!!!) fingers deep up in her assHOLE. Such a feeling to get to own her now. That she now belongs to me and many other wankers out there. Feel cheap you whore!I'm going to wank my cock 'til it's blue tomorrow. I really love her tits. So fucking nice. You can tell that her anus has taken a lot. An unused doesn't have a ring that thick.
Have any of you lads visited an escort before?
Your dad posts on /Britfeel/ and your mum posts on Brit/Pol/
>>222741317yeahwent badly
he is CONTAINED
>>222741303basically he has a gf and you donthe is out in the pub and you're notyou're posting alonethey're having sex laterwho has really won here?
I am Rich.
>>222741336put him in the bin
The “big black cock” lie is obviously propagated by the porn industry which just like the media and Hollywood is controlled by, you guessed it. Jews
rorke in tesco looking for pork mints
>>222741340he's not gonna shag you mate
>>222741317learned to drive on dadberg's ford escort
Eric Striker has been banned from Twitter
well it’s safe to say the scots have earned themselves a place in america’s heart x
>>222741363entirely unprompted
>>222741336rorke
>>222741392having squirmed their way up to it via america's arse
>>222741363Wouldn't know mate I don't watch porn
>>222741385fucking hell that's mad, why did they do that who's Eric striker?
>john cale toopidyn mawr cymro
>>222741336Get him wanked
this is the man who will announce that a global nuclear war just started
>>222741108
>>222741426But he's Estonian
this generation is cooked
>>222741410the money she's on she could've bought a better bed than that. grotty old base and mattress looks busted and soft as fuck
>>222741327you post on support forums for ugly blokes pretending to be women
>>222741410serious slutpoop "artist"
>>222741376yeah i know i'm an ugly incel
oh my days, if haaland sprinted at me like that id shit myself.
Got an absolutely diabolical wank planned for later
I own /Brit/ because nobody else wanted it
wow M&S cookies are fucking PENG
>>222741477sorry?
>tfw no japanese gf
>>222740737Post soogs what is this fat pig
>>222741498sing us a songx
>>222741501they dont sell a single product that isnt 'peng'
Piehead posting under the Argentina flag now
>>222741512get the PIP claim paid
>>222741487always enjoy watching him hoofing across the pitch like that
rorke calling getting his nails clipped circumcision
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vux2uDxJ7go
a united British isles an Ireland that didn't suffer the exodus and doesn't hate england as muchregional parliaments for Scotland, Ireland and NI, as well as for the individual regions of englandregional cultures and languages preservedwhat could have been....
>>222741527don't rate their peppered smoked mackerel
>>222741527Wouldn’t knowI only went in to get cookies and shortbread, I do my usual shop in Aldi
shaking my white ass to idiot nigga music
>>222741552male digital mutilation
>>222741455She wants his dick and he's trying to turn himself into a monk, what an oblivious autist I swear
>>222741562Based. Have you tried ALDI's Jamaican Jerk Chicken sandwich?
out of weed out of money may kill myself
>>222741582I got told you don’t actually work in Aldi and it’s just a larp
my chipotle tofu burritos are a delight
getting a tat of harry kane in peaky blinders outfit its going to look mint
staying hydratedx
>>222741558that looks fucking awful. this is one of the new australia flag propositionsare people losing their minds
hygaytian break
>>222741597I posted pictures of me in my uniform before
rorke sprinting at his water bowl and spilling it over the floor
>*Rorke playing 'Never Have I Ever'*>Never have I...um...(Rorke has never done anything in his life)
get the waspi women paid
>>222741614Do you think you will be manager one day?
>>222741637Yh probably if I wanted to. Not sure I could cope with a 50 hour work week though
>>222741640Didn't know they allowed birthday parties at Auschwitz
poo fuck crap
>>222741661Where do you see yourself in 5 years?
Everyone is trapped by their environment and their genetics and by the events of history leading up to the very present and there is no escape from this trap. If you are meant to die today, you will die and if you are meant to win the lottery, you will win the lottery. From genetic diseases to how you look, your upbringing and your future trajectory it has all been decided and you have no or very little control over it.
Fart nigga
sucking down a lovely cold sierra nevada pale ale
>>222741007Peanuts
>>222741682Was just saying this down the boring fuckwit club
Before you reply to someone else's post it's important to approach it from a "yes, and" perspective!Just a tip for those of you looking to get a positive response, and maybe even a (You) or two ;)Let's keep it fun!
i will be the red man's revenge
WAAHHHHHH I CANT TAKE IT ANYMORE I WANT A JAPANESE GF BROSS WAHGHHHHHHHH
I got a Finn to show me his penis pump on /sp/ >>>/sp/155996988
>>222741512All larp
>>222741680I don't think of the future.
pork belly for tea tonight
>>222741713
>>222741007chickpeas or cannellini beans or red lentils cheers
>>222741715right
The Subtle Art of Never Getting to F*ck
did a bad bit of driving today, pulled out on a guy going fast in the right lane, feel bad:(
>>222741746sream
>>222741746ktim
sir penis pump
>>222741667they had a swimming pool and an orchestra so probably
>>222741521Rows is leng you muppet
>>222741758you should be executed then
oh my days, what a goal by ireland.
corr lovely goal
im urkel im milhouse im the loneliest little niglet in the incelverse and i wear glasses because im short sighted
whats the difference between a bean and a chickpea?i've never had a bean on my face
>>222741773Hi Loving
hahaha the norwegian fans did the rowing thing again hahahaha how wholesome
the half time show in the final is going to be so dire
good goal that>>222741777:(
is there gonna be a /brit/ guild for wow classic
>>222741758Not as bad as me I literally drove on the wrong side of the road when I came out of my house and didn’t realise until another car started coming toward me
>>222741773leftypol wants these halal slaughtered and served up on a mosque floor
>>222741783yes and why haven't you had a bean on your face
>>222741788
>>222741809wasn't wow classic about 5 years ago?
Welsh is closer to italian than english
right time to bun a zoot
i'll watch the end of this half then wash up
Yeah I've realised driving is a mug's game. You need to pay for the privilege of owning a lump of metal with wheels. Walking is the shagger choice or locomotion and it reflects health, independence and financial success.
>Sycamore Gap sapling stolen from castle groundsBring back public hangings
right time to bum a poof
>>222741838i wonder how the racists here are going to cope when an all white team gets eliminated by an all black team
>>222741861pooh sheisty screaming
>>222741817wot is the shiny stuff on her face
>>222741828have you ever been to the uk?
nigga ate a bootyflake
>>222741828i wish to be close to fat italian milkers
need a 31 year old gf
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MDvlO9q6qWk
>>222741888they make your eyebags temporarily less badthey actually work as well
my adjustable dumbbells arrivedcan't even lift it properly at full heaviness, due to being a feeble horrid cretin
>>222741874they have 6x norway's population lmao. it shouldn't even be close
>>222741828Italo-Celtic gang x
>The city of Poorgay
i'm in my late 30si've fancied i.e. wanted to date about 8 different girls in my lifecircumstances meant that i slept with 2 of themboth times it was way worse than i imagined and clearly wasn't great for them either as neither of them saw me as a romantic partner again after that loloh and btw we never actually had sex just like rubbed genitals and shitoh and im a virgin lol
>>222741186very unique breasts, worth seeing like the pillars of heaven in Zhangjiajie National Forest Park
>>222741920intresting
sorry janman, white people are not pathetic, they're great!
>Norway wearing white kitWhy do African teams consistently get to use their primary kit colours over European teams?
>>222741969FONT
>>222741928i was just baiting a little, im rooting for norway, they are awesome.
>>222741995There he is, Keir
>>222741853selling my car at the moment, just isn't worth maintaining this massive machine and all the bullshit that comes along with it. I don't really go anywhere outside of work so who cares. maybe if there was more nature to drive to around me, but it's just all fucking farms with the odd scrap of woodland left over
>>222741924you know what you could do with those? you could adjust them to a more manageable weight and use them to build up some strength. by doing this gradually you will work your way up to a point where even at maximum weight you wouldn't be struggling to lift them.
gnawing a block of cheese
i cannot breed
rorke will be releasing an official online rorke gacha game
Love some Danny Murphy banter
>>222742021A clue gained
is this true?was it really easier to be a hedonistic shagger during the 2000s than it is today?
Leftypol gleefully counting down the days until he reverts to islam by threat of violence.
>>222742050i think hes shite
>>222742004>>222742014how is being a late 30s year old virgin font? u utter cretins
The dead emo girl is the most beautiful girl I've ever seen. Imagine wealking around in Bradford and seeing that angel.
>>222742094HOWL
>>222742062clearly just an ageing person seeing his cohorts have less sex and then projecting that onto the younger generation
>>222740783no
>>222742104it's a grok convo mate
>>222742024not going to happen is itcan't imagine what kind of freak would be able to lift the big ones
Why did the emo girl do it?
>>222742109>replying to a 45 minute old postkys
heh my boy erlingz
>>222741874You were saying?
the white man marches on
>>222742102Cor blimey
might quit my 120k a year job
>>222742091>rubbed genitalsgo back to snapchat bro
>Cope d'Ivoire
>>222742115what you buy them for you daft twat
sex with sally hawkins or lunch with Lionel messi
i'm ngl I did go have a look at those pics of her tits and they are fucking massive
Sorry but the rowing is extremely cringe
Haaland is ENGLISH This is a disgrace. He has betrayed his natural homeland.
>>222742137Fuck off, lad, I'm currently applying for minimum wage pot washing jobs in my mid 30s. Don't do it.
>>222742114that’s what i meant to say it’s clearly a grok convo yeah that’s what i was getting at
> UK hospital ward partially closed due to 'suspected Ebola virus' case
>>222742141so i can get big muscles?
>>222742159too saggy
(8) this not LSD it's a puzzle (8)
>>222742100She is fat and has greasy, unwashed hair mate. Get some standards
>>222742175leftypol rushing there and licking all the surfaces
>>222742159mad no one has the courage to post
>>222742166i enjoyed life more when i was working as a cleaner and handyman
>>222742166i'm about to wash my pots for free
i buy my smack my crack my bitch right here in stratford-upon-avon
>>222742180lovely pair regardless
>>222742159Care to share how they might be found?
>>222742223Er...
bought a homeless woman back to my gaff one night during that heatwave. we did coke and then she got undressed. i started rubbing my cock on her underwear and she told me to put it in but i thought waking up sweaty next to a hobo would be a bit grim so i told her to leaveAITA?
>>222742234yes obviously
>>222740753>>222740753>>222740753
>>222742100Hoped to catch Katie on a good day...
>>222742175they're screening for that here at hospitals too. can't wait until everyone's eyes to start bleeding
retardedly early
>>222742262>>222742100stop replying to yourself you evil paedophile
why cant we get these here
>>222742198it's a good way to boost your immune system and develop immunity
>>222742249We didn't have sex though just a bit of foreplay
>>222742102Raccoon hair spotted
>>222742137Breezy Katie~>>222742283Mong who thinks every post he doesn't like is by the same person
>>222742205>>222742225it's literally as simple as looking up pixilers leakthe argie already said that earlier
>>222742290No clue, it's better and yet they haven't changed it
