winding the dog up edish
Monkey = meDog = janniy
rorke will be unveiling an official rorke streetwear brand very soon watch this space
AN EBOLA CASE HAS IT GLASGOW HOSPITAL IT'S FUCKING OVER
Thinking of simping Katie from rotting dolly she is really gorg
my life a gay porn
I just finished a whole pack of M&S cookies
half these threads are just avatar or signature use boring cunts fuck off
I visited Wales the other day and seen more Welsh, English and union Jack's than I have anywhere in England. As a brown person I was absolutely disgusted, why are they allowed to display overtly racist symbols? I'm glad the English are more welcoming.
My Deliveroo driver gave me the wrong order (gave someone else mine) and you could see the look of fuck my life on his face so I just said it’s fine because it’s literally not worth ruining someone’s day
my life a snuff film
What happened with the emo girl who khs? Any reason for it?
>>222742361what did you get given
>>222742361im glad that happened to youfor supporting the illegal immigration industry
>>222742346> English and union Jack'sMust be south “wales”
I'm brown (immigrant). Also vegan. I don't work due to mental illness and am on PIP. This seems to piss off a lot of people
Me Din DinsChip Butty with a Spam Fritter, vinegar and chip spiceHad a can of Barr's Cherryade to wash it downBosh
>>222742398looks like cinnamon
it's ok to hate nonwhites
only part of wales worth seeing is cardiff
>>222742373found out some mong on here was obsessing over her and decided that she'd hit rock bottom
>>222742373sensed gyaldempaedo's evil presence
>>222742414Yeah, or living, what a shit hole, especially living.
>>222742398carbs on carbs. dry as fuck no doubt. scum. subhuman scum
you know how indian and chiense music and stuff sounds kind of weird to us i wonder if western music sounds like that to them
>>222742456no because our music is better
>>222742414Not wales
r flo
Literally never seen a thin person shit on carbs. Its always lardarse mongs who just started their keto diet lmao*Scoffs down chips garlic bread and pizza* feels good not being fat
>>222742456what's chinese music then only know that indian dinga dinga stuff that is shite
hi
lads slowly filtering their way back into the thread after having left for /sp/ during the match
>>222742524like the traditional music that uses different notes than western music
>>222742531literally gay if you would
>>222742524Listen to Ching Chong henji that's a banger
>>222742482Big diet has the goyim convinced that carbs are bad
>>222742524https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yHr3XlLBf7M
>The search backend is currently unavailable
>>222742531would love to suck the milk from her tits
theyre slamming?
mad how disappointing most boobs are
Having a Vinted wank
>>222742593?
NORWAY WON LADS, THE WHITE MAN MARCHES ON
I literally suggested 4chan archive posts in like 2007 and I distinctly remember one of the mods on IRC say it was the "dumbest idea ever" and yet here we are
i'm in my late 30si've fancied i.e. wanted to date about 8 different girls in my lifecircumstances meant that i slept with 2 of themboth times it was way worse than i imagined and clearly wasn't great for them either as neither of them saw me as a romantic partner again after that loloh and btw we never actually had sex just like rubbed genitals and shitoh and im a virgin lol>>222742138what does this mean i never had snapchat was too old
>>222742636ok
>>222742437Wish the rest of you thought like that
Nina Simone be like "my life a new dawn"
sex with katie, 100k quid, or dinner with messi
>>222742641how come you slept in the same bed as them and got as far as rubbing genitals but stopped short of having sex?
have you ever been to Highbury before its demolition?
>>222742604
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BC-x05WNoOg
>>222742677shut up
>>222742664I'd give anything to nosh on Katie's minge
might grow a bonsai tree and do the mr miyagi thing
>>222742661>>222742651thanks for wasting a post on this "witty" response. really glad you made us all read it.
>>222742689ok sorry
I thought Haaland wasn't going to score but then he did.
>>222742604>>222742684fat
>>222742562bradee
did you row when norway scored?
>>222742664100k quid pleasewouldn't know what to say to katie or messi
we at /brit/ congratulate Norway on their momentous victory
>>222742636>yet here we areNone of the actual archives are run by 4chan so the core website have stuck to their stance that it's a dumb idea. Thus you cannot say "here we are" as if you've proven them wrong because independent non-4chan archives exist.>um um I was talking about https://boards.4chan.org/int/archiveyou quite obviously were not and we all know no one uses that shit
>>222742712excellent post
>>222742701ok
Norway team isn't even white I don't see what all the fuss is about
>>222742722yeselbowed dadberg in the teeth now he's really cross
have to say that i do love a good 'ok' post
>>222742738:3
>>222742737>so the core website have stuck to their stancestill made an archive though so have they really
I NEED A SHAG
>>222742737They just don't wanna pay for storage and search servers it's obviously a good idea to preserve 4chan history
>>222742701is your head gaffa taped to your monitor if we waste too many posts will your monitor explodewho did this to you
my first wank?britney spears, 2006
>>222742671didnt feel like it and tbf the first girl wanted me to finger her and it was already like 3am at that point and i was just kinda like i cbathe second girl did want me inside her but idk again it just felt a bit random she'd kept turning me down before and now suddenly wanted my cockalho as i said both girls didnt want to sleep with me again after this and one of them got a bf soon after despite claiming she didnt want one before lol
>>222742704sorry I didn't mean it but I have not been to highbury I've only been to london once
>>222742806nothing worth preserving has ever been posted here
Anyone else posting from the park? I like to sit in the park and drink and post on 4chan
>>222742833probably not, no
>>222742833sitting on a park bench?eyeing little girls with bad intent?wrong'un
regretting the past like i can do anything about it
>>222742833No but I am posting from a bench
>>222742824you sure you arent gay
>>222742817fantastic choicethis is what made me become a manhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2b1wVZfi4M0
>>222742860There were fitties earlier (women not girls) but now it just me and the booze
>>222742888is that notch?
nigga i'm a thug
>>222742888norwegian citizen born in norway stucked in india living on the streets
janny janny!jannys coming to get you!
>>222742831categorically false.
>>222742833Fuck sake, Abdul.
nth for the gyaldem
>>222742701sent those mongs flying
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q5SX-rGeZ-0australian excellene
>>222742831What about poo scream
*wastes a post*
>>222742833generally when I'm outside walking or sitting around by myself I feel self-conscious and wish I was back home. Can never get comfy being outside alone.>those shoes are gay and those shorts are gay fuck youGreat stuff.
recovered my simpcity account
just remember i havent brushed my teeht yet
>>222742930Drinking in the park is a white activity. Muslims don't even drink mate
>>222742884no i wank to girls 99.9999% of the timei have only been interested in dating girls
sitting on a roller coaster at the top of a really big and frightening drop, posting "roller coasters should be banned. they're too scary and dangerous. white men shouldn't be put upside down. roller coasters are for indians"
>>222742949notice how no british people enter this because british people are scared of moving heavy things and operating machinery or wearing sunglasses
dreading the future like i can't do anything about it
>>222742968>generally when I'm outside walking or sitting around by myself I feel self-conscious and wish I was back home.ktwm until I started going to the gym again and then after only a few weeks I looked muscular enough to not feel self conscious about my twig build anymore :D
funny how dunce hats (i.e. stupid person hats) came from john duns scotus, yet the irony is john duns scotus was too high iq to be understood by a lot of the plebian students back in the medieval period so they just thought he was a thicko when instead he was just too smart for themwonder who that applies to nowerdays
>>222743029get the fucking dunce hat on, mongo
>>222743029me from the corner of the room wearing a dunce hat
>>222742968You best not leave those tins lying around, lad, just stick em in the bin when you're leaving. Not hard is it.
>>222743029Yh of course he was
>>222742997hm no u gay
>>222742919he's a fucking legendGod rest his soulSaint Mouselord
>>222743029dunno lol
*in nasally nerd voice*
feeling quite unwell :/
>>222742831>nothing worth preserving has ever been posted here
>>222743082miss him dearly
>>222743116good :)
That was a good post by him tbfShame he's vanished
>>222743124what hell
my life a redlettermedia intro skit
>>222743078i'm really not matelife would probably be easier if i were
>>222743116I've got a cold / virus as well. Clearly they have activated the vaccine nanoparticles using the latest 5G update.
Scanning guar gum
>>222743154you put your arse in mens arses lol your gay mate!
leftypol taking the opportunity to make a bitter copepost about vaccines and 5g (he still hasn't accepted the L on covid yet)
i will die for the ukrainian people!
>>222743152same
>>222742968those shoes are great and those shorts are great love you
>>222743190Rattled lol
would love it if i took a massive dump and suddenly i was thin
>>222743211thank you
>>222743217I'm afraid he's sent you flying leftypops
>>222743155>>222743190*yawns*
>>222743172i put my arse in men's arses wtf u talking about like we grinding arse to arse? stop with your gay fantasises mate lmao>>222743219genuinely would be an incel if he wasn't super tall or a world famous footballer
not finna stay up for the france match tbqh
Nothing I like more than putting my arse into another man's arse
not sure what to do, feeling stuck in a limbo of emptyness.
bruce greets you like>m’gay mate
I don't usually comment on men but god he is so fucking ugly
my local cinema plays bollywood movies sometimes they must get a pretty good turnout
>>222743245Bet mine is worse
>>222743267ugly tranny is it
That 5g comment really bothered him lmao struck a nerve rorke?
>>222743267CWLTSHC
>>222743258he looks funny
>>222743240might go find where the frogs hang out in london and try pull some frogettes after the game
>>222743286Is he as retarded as he looks?
My water pipe is clogged
omg they made the frogs from 4chan into a real amphibian species lol
>>222743321get mr muscle on it
>>222743321big poo was it
Fantasising about murdering everyone in this thread
Why is there this dichotomy between being a full time wageslave and being an unemployed NEETCan't you just find a job where you work 1 or 2 days a week?You'll still be making a bit of money whilst getting some social interaction, you won't be depressed and feel like you're wasting your life, whilst you'll have plenty of free time and energy to live and sleep well
convince me to have a wank
>>222743380lots of those jobs about presumably?
>>222743350I did that but the problem is way deeper in the main pipe>>222743363no I'm talking about the kitchen pipe
Bought any games in the steam summer sale lads?
>>222743380No serious job does half time. I'm self employed and all my clients want me in at least 35 hours a week.
knowledgeisporridge
i will never understand furries and people who actually like stuff like this >>222743402are they just so weird that regular human beings would never be attracted to them so they cope with fetishes?
ballmogs me
>>222743395>>222743411Really? None?
>>222743380best years of my life was when i volunteered. once i pay off the incel flat i'll go back to that life
in bed mehad enough
>>222743406No because I am over the age of 18 physically and mentally
>>222743435what volunteering did you do
>>222743439this si me soon
>>222743406lost record: bloom & rage pharaoh: a new era
balrogs me
>>222743441posting on 4chan and pretending you're too mature for video games is a boring gimmick
>>222743434I'm a consultant which sounds like the perfect job for working part time and choosing your own hours and I've never been able to get a gig that wasn't 5 days a week
proper raining out and it's lush
>>222743434best hope you could have is to find a full time job and be good at it and then slowly reduce your hours to suit you rather than the employer
>>222743310no he actually seems relatively clever and nice for a footballer
>>222743467Rattled Grow up
>>222743492don't have a crap attack
>>222743492>r-rattled!seethe on incel
30 deg again next week fuckign sick of this shite starmer sort it out mate
>>222743469splash!
>>222743501>>222743504Oh they seething
i should go out for an incel walk, beats staying in my smelly bedroom all day.
frankly bewildering piece of commentaryhttps://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1782848076576161.mp4
>>222743525you've been done i'm afraid
Never forgave the Jews for sinking the titanic
>>222743509it was 37 today here, I'm going through 2 t shirts a day
>>222743531this seemed to upset and bewilder every autist on /sp/
Iceberg lmao
somehow the heatwave returned
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xlrj36cAzj4
Lmao why is it called an iceberg
>>222743623made of ice
>>222743620ugly tranny is it
rorkes motor
hi hows it evening
I might have to call a plumber and pay him if it doesn't resolve tonight
>>222743636and a youtube link that nobody will watchwe are witnessing some groundbreaking posts
Did /brit/ name the iceberg? Blud literally looked at a giant piece of ice and wrote down "iceberg on a madone" in his diary
>>222743658im going to watch a youtube video
Malaponte man in?
can i be bothered to stay up for france sweden?
>>222742677No I never went there. The only football ground I've been to is that of the city where I was born. I won't state which city this is because I don't want glowies harvesting my personal data.
>>222743658"hello"
>>222742373Erm mental illness and consequences from it... Katie had Borderline personality disorder, psychosis and aspergers. Those 3 on their own makes things rocky, then there's drug use and eating disorders but that is par course with BDP. The condition has a 10% successful suicide rate. I can only guess, but I think it was just a build up of things and depression she couldn't see out of with her broken head. Her last voiced twitter vid high she was doing a joker skit and mentioned "find out next episodes what happens when you abuse a mentally ill girl". Lass wasn't a Saint that's for sure but the reactions to her passing were grim, mainly from manosphere and politics stuff. But she was estranged from her sis too. Her BDP mind might've focused on the negative I dunno.. psychosis alone is enough to make a person want to end it. I can't speculate but shit was hard for the poor lassShe shouldn't have been on the Internet, lass is one of the reasons Labour is killing brats tiktoks and
Garn have some cheese sandwiches and watch a new episode of Rick and Morty x
This article discusses implications of hyperventilation during sexual intercourse for alterations of consciousness and subjective experience in the light of recent studies of brain metabolic changes during states of hyperventilation. Groaning and hyperventilation are interpreted in this context as a psychophysiological mechanism to deepen states of sexual trance.
had to hack some ice off to get the freezer door shut
>>222743664Careful there buddy they don't like it here when you pay people to do stuff, they think you're a useless cunt if you don't fix everything yourself
>>222743531oh my god commentators talking about things that isnt about man kicking the ball my autistic mind cannot grasp it
>>222743692Nice one then are you gonna fuck off back to /britfeel/?
>>222743658alri
no european thinks that AC is an excessive privilege . this sounds like pure cope from yanks who don't have much convincing themselves they aren't screwed by trillionaires
>>222743690Nice analysis retard she's still alive
>>222743701alri jack london
Juche successfully combines socialism, patriotism - wealth redistribution, nationalisation, closed borders.Why don't you embrace the Juche philosophy?
>>222743735Martin Eden was good. Will never forget the ending
>>222743701did this in my old flat and stabbed several holes in the inside of the freezer door with a screwdriver and didn't tell landlordstein when i moved out and got my full deposit back
>>222743747um
>>222743702Exactly but I did everything I can do.Disassembled everything underneath the sink (there was limescale and a bunch of shit) but it's still overflowing, started stabbing the main pipe with a metal wire and got to a 1,5 meters but the pipe goes to a zig zag so I'm hitting something, or it's insanely clogged. I put anti clogging chemicals but they hadn't even reached the main pipe cause the water that fell from underneath the sink splashed on my hands and face and now it burns.
>>222743751go move to north korea if you love juche so muchand ask the fellas digging through the rubbish for food if they love it as well
>>222743747um thats girldick
>>222743747what the heck. sex penis?
>>222743760I did this as a student and landladyberg just replaced it. She was white you see.
ennui? more like on wee
is peanut butter rorke scran
Rorke investing his dole in SpaceX
did trump ever actually deal with the riggers, i dont watch american tv
rorke designing a flag in microsoft paint
if you actually believe in the validity of things like "bpd" you're a hopeless mong
>>222743776Those chemicals do nothing. Theyre just gimmicks. If a plunger doesn't work you need someone with a proper kit to unblock the pipes. Do it before it gets really bad
>>222743776I should have cleaned the shit first and then put the chemicals but I didn't think the problem was so severe...dumb mistake. I'll put chemicals this night and if it's not fixed tomorrow I'll call someone.
It's half random people that are obviously trannies and half actual women and half actual women that look suspiciously like trannies.I know the gyalposter isn't one guy but regardless it is very strange.
>>222743690Self harmed too*>>222743733If only
>>222743833unprompted by the way
>>222743833It is recognised by experts. Are you an expert?
>>222743833What's mental is that this kind of statement is outside the overton window despite all evidence showing it is true. A rare case where having a sane opinion makes you look like a schizo.
>>222743836Usually they do, I used to do it once a month and had no problems in the past but I have been slacking for the last 6 months.
Feeling WOTANIC
>>222743240I've got a headache, Imma stay up tho. Hopefully catch Spain vs Ecuador too
>>222743859you post the most basic looking girls ever. the kind I see just walking through any town or city centre. could you give it a rest you pedo
>>222743874The dsm5 has been the subject of criticism from many experts including psychiatrists. You're just too much of a spastic and accept whatever big pharma tells you
>>222743930this is what's genuinely baffling to me. he's pathologically obsessed with the most bang average e-slags in the world
>>222743930Which city?! Need to move there pronto
i am adolf hitler
>>222743959cause he's a brown virgin gimp like half the cunts on this board
>>222743930>>222743959She literally perfect bro
>brown virgin gimpktim
>>222743859wow is that her sister? good genes
>>222743930in his mind theyre his gf
>>222743973if hitler was australian literally nobody would have taken him seriously>>222744010john mcginn not looking too good
home alone for another weekum x
If a girl is a 5 but she has beautiful breasts and ass she immediately goes to 7 in my minds eye
the so called experts
>>222743973There he is, the Man Against Time!
>>222743757I like this quote by him>"The black has stopped, just as the monkey has stopped. Never will even the highest anthropoid apes evolve into man; likewise the negro into a type of man higher than any existing."
>>222743930he also grooms children with other nazis on twitter and gives them nicknames like "chud daughter"
>>22274403110 in my eyesDon't actually care about face just arse and tits
>>222744010I have a similar pan
>>222743992>broGo to bed zoom zoom.>>222744051Can the nazis go any lower?
>>222742328that's Sweet Pea Darling Happiness Smile Beauty Sparkle Rainbow Stuffed Animal Cutie Princess 1000
Janitors won't ban Yanks or Israelis no matter what they do
>>222744060somehow it makes the face more attractive, it's weird bio-psychological trickery
>>222744026I'm home alone every week because I own my own home
POCARI SWEAT is a healthy beverage that smoothly supplies the lost water and electrolytes during perspiration, With the appropriate density and electrolytes, close to that of human body fluid, it can be easily absorbed into the body.
Drank 750 jack Daniels and still not drunk FFS I can't afford being an alkie
>>222744120not bad thatbasically a grapefruit sports drinkjust expensive here for what it is, it's probably dirt cheap in japan
>>222743778>and ask the fellas digging through the rubbish for food if they love it as wellwhy don't you ask them what they think of neoliberal capitalism cody, just drive around a bit and you'll find them
Remember when Yanks tried to introduce Desani into the UK but it didn't sell because it's just bottled tap water which we can already get for free at home
>>222744096where is your wife?
Imagine a woman who is almost a 10 in every single way except she has a hairy arse. The hole and the cheeks. Not just a bit of peach fuzz either but like a hairy manWould you have sex with her, or lunch with Lionel messi?
completely and utterly mental how my secondary school which was in a nice area still had chavs and scallies in it
going to bossman's shop, what monster should I buy
>>2227440946do you get bored and lonely its been 4 days and i'm going feral
>>222744174sex with her ass, I don't care about him
Nothing more Reddit than bottled water. It all tastes the same. Same as tap water. They did tests on these mongs and no one can tell the difference
>>222744188you should stop financing grooming gangs
fucking hell
>Police were deployed to protect South Korea’s footballers and coach from furious fans when they returned home after being knocked out of the World Cup. Boos and jeers rang out at Incheon airport in Seoul after supporters camped out until 4am to greet the team after their group stage exit.>Hong Myung-bo, the team’s head coach, was given extra protection after he was the targeted of death threats, while the country’s president called him an incompetent leader and ordered an inquiry into his appointment.>Supporters chanted “Hong Myung-bo get out!” and “Take responsibility”. One fan, wearing a black armband, waved a banner that read “Korean football is dead”.>Eight legal complaints have been filed with Seoul police accusing the Korean FA of selecting Mr Hong over better-qualified and more experienced candidates for reasons that remain unclear.
>>222744174Lunch with Lionel Messi immediately following my breakfast with 50 Cent
2 week nofap me
>>222744216wish the archives would just shut down ive made too many dodgy posts
>>222744010why ruin delicious broccoli with that garbage? reminds me of that lady who only eats cheesy potatoeshttps://youtu.be/7krGDcdXM6Q
remember when ex SBS SAS who wins dares star Jason 'foxy' fox went to speak to the taliban after the war and said that british forces respected them for their bravery and ability and asked the taliban warlord if he felt the same and he just laughed at jason and walked off
genuine question lads but why do I see blacks&browns bulk buying bottled water? I'll go to the supermarket and see them filling up a whole trolley with them
>>222744174if i get to pick the restaurant, then we’re both getting bat soup and poo screaming together. imagine messi poo screaming lol
>>222744247based >>222744253lol
>>222744257no mate
>>222744257genuinely dont understand why we went from "kill all muslims" to "muslims are our fweeendss" in like 20 years
>>222744286its mad how good nofap is
>>222744264cuz dey think der tap water poison from da gavament ya heaardbooyakasha
>>222744257they should go back to being silent instead of being personalities. that grifter ant middleton shows how much of a mong he is every time he opens his mouth
>>222744286>>222744253found the webm
>>222744264Our tummys are accustomed to the bugs in our local water suppliesFor us our tap water is safe, for an African or Indian it might make them illSame in reverse, it's why you don't drink the tap water on a holiday to the US, Turkey, Spain
>>222744317I did 8 months, I did have more energy and morning would was cutting through steel, imagine iff I had stopped smoking ciggies...
>>222744361are you still doing nofap?
>>222744208a lot of the mineral water here is kind of saline and it would be easy to tell the difference with those brands
>>222743857Umma>>222743930>>222743959Post fitter tings? >>222744051I've seen psychosis is my personal life and you certainly have it
>>222744384>>222744384>>222744384
>>222743999Yes indeed
