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THIS is the real thread
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>>222751478happy canada day
>>222751478The World Cup is a fake.
Jorkin it crazy style rn
It's Canada day my fellow Leafs
happy ganada day
got my ass kicked in mario tennis for the n64, I have no idea what the fuck Im doingBUT I managed to win 1 set against luigi after awhile
god this board is so slow during these hoursany other websites i can waste my life on?
>>222751481Thank you guy!
>>222751482Seems real to me
FUCK AI.Seriously. That shit sucks.
wtf is canada day anyway?
saar I did not say to rubberband do not finish the race
>>222751495I haven't tried the n64 ones, but the NES sports games are pretty fun even though I'd expect them to be super shitty
what is canada day even aboot? pprffttt hihihi
>>222751529tecmo bowl is GOATed
>>222751539god dammithttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8PBvOxicz-0
>>222751538Hi cutie :3
tonight, its for the gangsters
>>222751516It's a day we celebrate our ̶N̶a̶t̶i̶o̶n̶a̶l̶ ̶f̶o̶u̶n̶d̶i̶n̶g̶ ̶A̶n̶g̶l̶o̶ ̶ a̶n̶d̶ ̶F̶r̶a̶n̶c̶o̶ h̶e̶r̶i̶t̶a̶g̶e̶ ̶H̶i̶s̶t̶o̶r̶y̶ ̶C̶u̶l̶t̶u̶r̶e̶uhhhh, something about land acknowledgements?
Stand up for my homeEven if I take this walk aloneI bow down to the King upon the throneMy life is His, I'm no longer my own
>>222751557dont embarrass me in front of all these fatsos, please
>>222751567You're not even a /cum/ member. Get the fuck out.
>canadian "culture"
/cum/? /cum/
im the real and only og cummer from way back
>>222751587Half of those would unironically be considered exclusionary to nu-Canadians nowadays
tweakers gonna tweak
>>222751607Canada must be saved
>>222751607If I lived in Canada I'd just kill myself
If I lived anywhere I'd never give up and fight until the bitter end
>>222751648
>>222751651I'm vargmaxxing because I'm too beta to unalive myself frfr type shit
>>222751651fight for what?
dogs are cringe animals and they are dirty and smell bad
>>222751661living on the dole in on rural land and knocking up an autistic broad with 8 kids is awesome >>222751664To dream the impossible dreamTo fight the unbeatable foeTo bear with unbearable sorrowTo run where the brave dare not goTo right the unrightable wrongTo love, pure and chaste, from afarTo try, when your arms are too wearyTo reach the unreachable star
>>222751683consider fixing this wretched world
scarin the hoes again
goodnight
>>222751697hoes are meant to be scared
just ate 6 prunes because i'm constipated rn
I think Leon Kennedy would listen to thishttps://youtu.be/pQzxNLfAW8o
>>222751648>>222751655
autistic fact of the day:the wii remote uses the ADXL330 accelerometer, outputs zero in free fall, and can detect a magnitude of 3g
I just learned that apparently leon kennedy is canonically Italian american. wtf? His last name is kennedy though
I’m high as fuck and I’m gonna have bubblebath and drink a beer. And that’s what Canada Day means to me.
Maybe I'll take canada day off since my ancestors were unironically canadien. What kind of frenchman would I be if I worked?
das rightFUCK you, whore, suck my fugging DICK
>>222751860based crt user
>>222751870luv me fat Sharp
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3QI2uMty9iE
Apu completely dominates pepe these days he gets posted way more
Help police I heard fireworks and they sounded like a black person set them off
what in the FUCK is a jfif file and why is half my thot folder full of them
phwoarimagine shagging her arse so hard she goes wild and ye hafta gnosh on her clit to get it back under controlfilthy fackin bint
I like it a lot
>>222751925wapus been britfeel staple for years. even have der own lore
>>222751925He is a more wholesome character, more relatable, I would say the most relatable character I've ever seen.
>>222751954
It’s interesting how hot water and cold water sound different
>>222751954Personally I find those chinese robots that fall down and throw a tantrum the most relatable but hes close
This board is slow now because leafs are out having sex and we're not
>>222751973lol
>>222752000can't wait until robots become feasible and you see them everywhere.
new eggers film werewulf looks good. looks much better den nosferatu
>>222752016I don't see it happening soon tbg, they are still retarded and not cost effective
Current wish list>on demand PrEP>finasteride>nair>new mic>several MtG cards for my deck
>finasteride
>>222752000Pixies - Javalina
>>222752018looks satanic
raping with babish
>>222752048Finasteride is like 10 bucks a month. What's the hold up?
>>222752067Yeah realized I'm balding so I'm gonna ask momberg for a dr's appt to get some presctibedIf you're white you should get on fin in your teens in 9/10 cases>>222752110You need it prescribed
>>222752129why do you need mom's permission to see the doctor?>you should get on fin in your teens in 9/10 casesyou can't take it in your teens retard, it nukes your hormones.
niggas really taking troon meds to not go bald
>>222752129no point fighting it brojust cut it all off
Drank a whole 2L of Coke reward
>>222752147She works in a dr's office so it's just convenientIf that doesn't work out I can see another dr
government corruption so be punishable by death
>>222752174It is in China, let's move there
im about to drink some jaegermeister bros, JAWOHL!
>>222752199that shit NASTY
>>222752147>it nukes your hormones.that's a trannoid you're replying to, they're already wrecking their hormones
>>222752199that shit BUSSIN NOCAP
like it says in the good book: same shit that make us laugh, make us cry
If I was trans I wouldn't need fin (e does the same thing)
>>222752254who cares, you're fucking ugly anyways
>>222752251im watching somebody play that game right now. please get out of my house
>tfw working as a laborer and the boomer home owner starts talking to you about how they bought their 2 story 3 bedroom house for less than the average cost of a car today
I keep getting youtube shorts of a lady recommending minoxidil to regrow hair
>>222752331I met some boomers who bought a 2 or 3 bedroom house for 12k prior to 2010. They kind of live in the boonies but it’s pretty chill for retired people that way.
you're already an incel, going bald ain't gonna change anything
>just spent $1,500 on car repairs that equated to almost no change>2 weeks later>car has more issues than when I brought it in originallyI'm genuinely at a breaking point right now. I may sell everything I have and leave to start a new life somewhere else
corr love it when a girls into a good bedshitting
>>222751538nothing
>>222752367it ruins your future prospects though.
My first tfw no gf post was at least 10 years ago
>>222752376buy an EV. No moving parts means nothing breaks down
>>222752385you dont have any if you're an incel
>>222752398thing can turn around for you though.
>>222751607yeah gonna go ahead and vote to separate when alberta does the referendum on that
damn...
Jajajaj gamers will get it!
>>222752396the batteries are like $10,000 to replace alone... There's like 2 charging stations in my entire city and I want to be able to drive across the country
>>222752310I have a guy simping over me and wanking to my pics rn but ok
>>222752425Can someone translate this to English?
I support open borders but only for brown women who contractually agree to sex whiteboys such as myself
>>222752429you buy your own charging station for home use.
>>222752439he clearly has no standards at all.
>>222752428Why is it just two guys dressed basically normally? Isn’t it supposed to be a big tranny drag queen “cumming” candy into the faces of child attendees with xer prosthetic 6ft penis or whatever?
Thread just isn't the same without Zoom Zoom. Wonder what he's doing right now.
>>222752443This translates to: "I have this internet user criticizing people who play shooters or sports games, yet they themselves only play melee and dodge-heavy games like *Dark Souls*. No, seriously, think about that hypocrisy for a moment."To break down the internet slang and African American Vernacular English (AAVE) used here: "diddychud" is a modern derogatory internet term used to dismiss someone's opinion, "ball n gun gamers" refers to people who primarily play mainstream sports titles (like *Madden* or *2K*) and first-person shooters (like *Call of Duty*), and a "sword and roll gamer" refers to someone who plays action-RPGs or soulslike games where the core mechanics revolve around melee combat and dodge-rolling. Finally, "let that sizzle" is a variation of "let that sink in," meaning to pause and truly reflect on the irony of the situation.
>>222752468Probably jacking one off to chubby emo girls who love to gape their anuses like Scruppy97
>>222752472x
>>222752376Ride the bus if you can't afford a car
now spinning
Just buy the oscarmeyer weinermobile
>>222752525
iem cable that was breaking finally gave up the ghost and starting showing problems so i busted the new one i bought out and replaced, this is really the reason i bought iems in the first place, the cable is 99 times out 100 the failure point specially for me who uses them in bed to sleep and being able to replace them is so nice, they aren't exactly cheap but much cheaper than getting a whole new piece
>>222752574Just don't say the N word in public and you'll be fine.
I'M BAD, AND THAT'S GOODI WILL NEVER BE GOOD, AND THAT'S NOT BADTHERE'S NO ONE I'D RATHER BE... THAN ME
Who else parentmaxxing
why can't civilians own stun grenades under 2A?
>>222752593She didn’t say anything
>>222752432>>222752475>>222752504>>222752548
Use this format, splice in 2 hours of ads and Americans would fall in love with soccerhttps://youtu.be/6cika4o8Cqs
>>222752664Germany lost
have a funny story to tell but can't format it well
>>222752452I live in an apartment building, the average home cost in my state is over half a million dollars
>>222752525I would buy an ebike well before that, I hate the people in my city
>>222752693Give the rough draft to AI and make it an epic greentext
yeah. i'm finna goon. problem?
FK has been extra cringe lately
why do women want the jizum upon their breast?
>>222752712see >>222751514
>>222752618Is it born yet?
Just had to do an email confirmation code and then a text message confirmation code to sign into a website that has no sensitive data on itthe modern internet sucks so fucking hard its unreal
>>222752786Born on 06.06.2026 :-D
>>222752799Based, congratulations bro :)
Why did America cause so many problems in South America?
>>222752824they deserved it
Ok requested free PrEPMight need momberg to drive me to a lab for testing so yeah lets hope that works out
Never once been banned on Twitter, Instagram, or Discord but I've been banned hundreds of times on 4chan and am currently banned on /pol/ for off topic discussions (I said a racist word). Fuck this retarded ass wholesome chungus website.
>>222752824we were establishing the borders of the walled world
Will I be wearing red tomorrow? No.>>222752824There were a lot of developing, newly independent democracies who ranged from sympathetic to communism to simply wanting to be neutral and have relations w/ both the US & the Soviets. Simply not being 100% on board w/ the United States scared American officials so much that they couldn't possibly tolerate it. --t. read half a book about it.
>>222752843Is that so you can have sex into your asshole?
>>222752846You have to literally be distributing CP on discord to get banned and even then only sometimes
>hey mom can you drive me to the clinic to pick up my gay aids meds so i can have anal sex with strangers
>>222752799>6.6.[…]6Scary…
>>222752799That's the International Day of Slayer \m/
>>>/lit/25376446>>>/lit/25376446>>>/lit/25376446>>>/lit/25376446
>>222752862Fact check:“Sex” is short for “sexual relations,” or relations between the sexes. Ergo faggots and troons who masturbate using rectums of members of the same sex are incels who cannot have sex
>>222752862Yes. I have a breeding kink so figured I might as well if I can get it free>>222752865Sometimes when they nuke a server they ban everyone in it
They tryna keep a chud down
Looking at job listingswhat is the point of living in a city if you have to have a 1 hour commute every day anyway
>>222752862lol!
Looking at blowjob listings
>>222752917Just buy a new house that’s walking distance from your new job, duh
Might lose my job soon
Looking at blow listings
Might lose my blowjob soon
Why are jobs listings always so vague about what you'll actually be doing at the job.
want an entry level blowjob but i need 2-3 years of experience
>>222752999lol
>>222752917almost as if people were right about urban sprawl being a bad thing
>>222752987Because most jobs serve no actual purpose
why are women always so vague about who they want to get fucked by
>>222753023The trouble with countering urban sprawl is that people who can’t afford cars being unable to access my suburban McMansion is a necessary feature for a diverse low trust society
>sudden pain in gut and now I cant stop burping its over brosim gone
>>222753034They’re not vague at allThey look at you and go “not that one”!
>>222753034They tell you they want the opposite of what they actually want as a shit test to weed out autistic freaks
>>222753045the answer is commie blocks in the city, and if you want a house and car then you can fuck off to the suburbs.
>>222753047but that is being vague though
Promenade lemonade
can't wait to find out what modernity cooks up next after trannies
>>222753103technracism
Sad that cute animals exist only to be food for other animals
Cumbros why is this so real
Zoom Zoom is manosphere sleeper agent. It's ogre...Stay woke stay black stay blessed folks
>>222753103we will all be living in hoovervilles or dead in less than 10 years
Honestly it seems like the extreme left is moving back towards global warming hysteria Seems to be their excuse for why everything they hate is bad right now.>ai>bad and destroying the water!>AC>bad and causing too much pollution!>reflecting pool>bad and killing the poor algae!
>>222753123I was really sad the day I looked up how often rabbits die peacefully of old age (it doesn't happen they almost always get torn to shreds by a predator)
>>222753103me? i hope it's sexbots
Why did he have to ride a motorcade through a drained pool tho
you will regret this
>>222753254yeah well add it to the fucking list
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>>222753465What if the team member is white
Just looked at one carpentry job that had 5 different sections for job requirements and all of them were different
>>222753490Never going to happen
https://youtu.be/QzcdGhkC-Rc>rent due phone due utilities due insurance due
The girl I'm dating liked a bunch of feminist drivel when we started dating but has since stopped as long as we've been dating. Is that a red flag or a green flag?
>>222753711>rent due phone due utilities due insurance duesuch is life, I'm currently waiting for a plumber because my water pipe is clogged >>222753737You should teach her the right way
Why are you not watching citizen vigilante?
>>222753737Aww thats cute. Its because she has a crush on you and doesn't want to shit on men anymore
>>222753737it's good because it means she respects you.Pretty much all women get into feminism and leftist politics because they are miserable so if they leave it then it means they are happier, usually by being in a good relationship.
>>222753737red she's a pickme sorry bud
>>222753810nonsense, let him be happy
>>222753772>>222753788desu I just went through her social media for the first time and was completely appalled at first glance but I'm realizing the fact that it stopped at the same time I started seeing her is a good thing. Fingers crossed bros, I think something good is in the making here...
Have you ever done this to a women?
>>222753917No but a girl lied that I hit her and actually she was the violent one
Why haven't you signed a contract with your partner for GTA?
I remember one time this black guy came up to me and asked me for money so he could get a ride home and he started giving me this long story and I just pulled out money and gave it to him because I was in a good mood and he went on and gave some huge speech about how if I met him at this shop sometime he would pay me back and do this and that and I just walked away.There is no way that guy worked there, he was clearly just some street rat. idk why this people feel the need to give some big story and make these promises they know they will never keep even when there is no reason or expectation to. Such a sad life to have normalized such degeneracy and lack of morals.
I have awoken
>>222753917Yes she asked for it
>>222753737These are some of the books the GF brought into our relationship lolI just never acknowledged any of it and she eventual stopped caring about itThough sometimes she had her “le mental load le women le patriarchy” moments when I said she’s being hysterical because that’s a very deeply misogynistic term apparently Worst book is that rupi kaur oneIdk her shit “poetry” just makes me angry
Alright bros I moved into the dorm. I have a single room so it’s like an apartment. How do I start chatting up women here? I’m not shy or nervous about it just not sure how to start talking to women. I’m 30 but have a mad babyface so maybe they won’t ask how old I am.
>>222755753How to start talking to women that live here I mean. I assume there’s some dorm events or parties at some point right? I’ll obviously go to those but in the meanwhile.
>>222755753>>222755769Tell the women that you are a CEO Brahmin from New Delhi
>>222755920Im white thobeit
>>222753737Completely normal. Single women embrace state propaganda because their boyfriend is the state. Women in relationships assimilate to their man’s belief system. Other than extremist ideological zealots whose beliefs usually eventually lead to breakups, unless they find a pushover man who assimilates to her, and she wears the pants in the whole relationship (not desirable for most women)
>>222755769>>222755753Wear tight pants that show off your shlong!
>>222754218His signature looks like a two year old’s handwriting LOL
>>222756046Erm
Real talk I am probably not going to be able to sleep tonight.
>>222756358Real talk you’re a big baby!
Real talk who asked
Checked out some tourist spots in Alberta and every user image uploaded was by an indian or chinese lol
IT'S CANADA DAY GET YOUR SEXY ON
another month
>>222756506Gonna wrap my naked body in a Canadian flag
Is there anything more cucked than taking a big fat brown poop out of your asshole
>>222756506True patriot love in all OF US command!
reddit day
>>222756572Flushing the big fat tasty poop instead of eating it
Today is THE day.
>>222756506
>>222753737she's a keeper (maybe)
>>222754218>£i was expecting them to be trailer trash, color me surprised
Is Louisiana a good State?
wont be celebrating canada day because the cbsa is holding my package hostage. the bellends.
Can anyone in the US open this website: https://quickstart.sos.nh.gov/online/Account/LandingPageIt's not working for me and I can't tell if it's a problem with my IP address or if it's down for everyone
>>222757078Don’t open this is underage dolphin porn
>height: 190holy fuck
instant coffee=drank
>>222756506What do yall do to celebrate Canada day?
Jamaicans be like>Ganja come up prom a de eart with jah's blessn breadrin
>>222756752I was expecting you to be third world trash and I was right.
>>222757642Batty boy fi dem
Ded thread
hello
how come when you're going through a Pokemon deck, the Uncommon cards are actually more common than Common cards?
Good Morning Sunshine
Someone please make a post in about nine hours, reminding me to make my mortgage payment, because I WILL forget.
had an appointment with gymberg today
so much pain
>>222758748what happened
From far and wide O Canada we stand on guard for thee
>>222758440In 9 hours I'll be 3 sheets to the wind, inshallah
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try to see it my way
Rise Byrne is so pretty even without makeup. She'll always be my Sadfu
>>222759248>Sadfuwhy?
>Rose ByrneT'aggio purtato na rossa.
>>222758810Let my bull go to rough on me last night
>>222759272It's an old /tv/ meme from like ten + years ago. Every picture she took back then she looked sad or like she was about to cry. Look up Rose Byrne 2009, all her pictures look like she's on the verge of tears
>>222759322must have been the year she found out that Epstein controls her industry.
Got an article in my inbox this morning that teaches me about trans urbanism
The conversation needs to start here.
>>222759571>>222759642this is my least favourite religion in the world today
>>222759660
They need the public wifi
Hearing your new name is down right euphoric
>>222759716>>222759690>>222759642>>222759571How does this affect you personally
One bathroom per person
Services to teach gendered grooming
Anonymously crowded third spaces
>>222751587not enough oshawa stabbings
Cars with their gas, insurance, and licensing have a high barrier of entry for trans people, and long waits at isolated bus stops can expose trans people to harassment.
>>222759660yeah but it's the funniest
>>222751587lol im making kd as we speak
>>222757468In Québec we change address and beat up anglos.
once went to a blood-drawing place, seemingly staffed by only trannies
>>222759753Adding single stall bathrooms to every building in the city might be a problem
I’m feeling GOOD today!
I'm drinking coffee
>>222759928god, they're so fucking HOT
>>222759928zesty as hell cuh
>>222756506Feels weird thats its the middle of the week
>>222760036>>222759952
corranudda gud brekkenborgjust in time for a bilious poopingham
sardine and beer farts
>>222757403phwoarexcellent kittington
There are things that I would like to knowLike the plans you made, are they really worth to try?There are things that I would like to knowAll the drugs you take, do they really get you high?
>>222756608thats my kittingtonshire>>222756589phwoar may hefta DL diss wun>>222753711corr used to have diss gooning wapu
>>222759248dumb bitch
>>222757468Just Give Me Something To Break
>>222757866me on the left
today is going so well for me I don't even CARE about sex
>>222760599seems like it's still on your mind. glad your day is good though!
I'm being baked
my cyoa rpg book game is taking shapenobody will play it but me but WHATEVS it will still be awesome
>>222760685i have a fiercely virile constitution
what a pretty young thing you are.
im incredibly bored
>>222761118hi incredibly bored, im dad
>>222761118I'm sick and trying not to vomit again
>>222761214Me soon
Touch me mamma
>>222761351Rhea Seehorn mogs her
Someone called me boring at work
Love Chicken Strips, me
>>222761453Costco offers them now
NEW>>222761443
>go on a retarded spending spree 5 years ago and rack up 15k in credit card debt>5 year later still stuck in the same amount of debt despite putting $400-500 per month paying it offIt makes no sense I don’t understand. Im just gonna stop paying it off
>>222759790>brittle hair
