Columbo edition
>>222753226rise n shinehttps://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1782891743819675.webm
rorke with alzheimers putting chicken in a quran
just had to read through the old thread from last night. was so pissed i can't even remember the last half of the evening. anyway my posts were retarded sorry about that x
scotchpole with alzheimers forgetting he already posted his dogshit gimmick
bibisi or pipisi
how do you "fail" to start a steam engine? steam engines just run once you get a fire going
just seen a cute brown woman with her white daughter skipping to school, rorke would've loved that
https://i.4cdn.org/fit/1782873112278120.webm
got a first from uni now time to figure out what to do with the rest of my useless chud life
been moved around again at work like the little drone i amcan't wait to leave this place
>>222753285crown sheet fails and you die in a boiler explosion
same thing at all do, shake our little white arses to the Thomas the tank engine theme song
other coworker on maternity leave, manager about to go on paternity leave, no one to replace themnaturally it falls on the incel runt to do all the work now
*orders something online*>we've received your order email>invoice email>PayPal invoice email>we are processing your order email>your order is now processed email>your order has now been shipped email>royal mail have received your package email>royal mail will be shipping your package today email>your package has left the facility email>your package will be delivered in the next hour email>your package has been delivered email>please fill in this short customer service survey email
>>222753294done that to me twice this year, but now I'm with the big ot gang making fat stacks frfr
sup dronie
cowworker
the
>>222753319aliexpress is the worst for this
>>222753324brushie brushie
>>222753245>Sorry Mr.Rorke, I wouldn't know anything about association football, or soccer as we call it in America. Why, football to us is a completely different thing! And demographics? Don't even start, the United States began with a significant amount of black population. So I won't bother you with a debate I am not even half-knowledgable to keep up with. I'll be on my way. Eh, just one last thing, if you don't mind. I did notice a pungent smell characteristic of ripe bananas when we passed from your kitchen. Is that your snack of choice when going to a game?
>>222753285there's a loud "phut phut-phut phut" noise and then it cuts out. Obviously it's not a steam engine but that's what it sounds like
there's going to be a big war and most of us will be dead in 10 years
finally saw her rack. fantastic.
>>222753294silver lining guys, i will be working with the fit Lithuanian lass
>>222753341fact
dont read ir*sh posts at the best of times im not reading that tome
>>222753304Cometh the hour, cometh the man
>>222753335scr
>>222753359Cometh your mum, cometh the neighbourhood
>>222753341god I hope so
one man gang raping my own arse at the speed of sound
>>222753340rorke trying to start his panzer iv h
stinker post so bad that nobody else posts anything for a few minutes
>>222752906Yes, I like a soft scramble, I changed it up every month, currently I scramble.
>>222753319Plus the texts which are duplicates of the emails
*pulls phone out of pocket*looks like my dinner is ready see you tomorrow lads
>>222753413later homo
we leaving toil early to watch the Nigeria match?
>>222753344It was truly incredible, what a shame....
>>222753429Think you mean DR Congo
>>222753429everybody works from home on flexitime neetmong I'll be shutting my toil laptop around half 3 same as every day
>>222753245I love his doggo! (∪＾ω＾) わんわんお!
>>222753449dead now of course
Wish I were talented enough to be a surgeon. Would be awesome to give people beauty.
>>222753344pondering paying my respects with a wank to them later im sure that's what she'd have wanted
>>222753452too sad (∪^ω:;.:...
I miss my grandmas pork/bean stew >>222753464ruined her beautiful shark fin
>>222753464better before. she had that sexy roman statue nose.
>>222753464surgeons are amazing people by all respects and usually live very good and fulfiling livesbut plastic surgeons are the exception, they are the biggest degenerates and arseholes I have ever known and they always cheat on their wives
I love sucking cock>>222753407Never tried those vine leaf things but they look revolting
>>222753486>but they look revoltingthanks>>222753482>better before. she had that sexy roman statue nosebasado
i myself have gone for softcore wanks to fix my cumbrain so and i reckon a good tug over that dead emo girl is well within reason
that'll be $20,000 (+tip)
Remember back in 2012 when sites like Reddit and Wikipedia were doing huge protests against SOPA in the USA?Why is there just absolutely no pushback now against age verification schemes when this is 100x worse and will quite literally lead to the death of the internet as we know it? Age Verification is really Digital ID which will kill online anonymity on any site which enforces it.Literally EVERY western government is moving in lockstep on this. This is fucking terrifying. They are building a complete surveillance state worse than anything Orwell envisaged. Next they'll go after VPNs, Tor, and then eventually even things like IRC chat rooms, I2P, Fediverse. Literally fucking EVERYTHING.
>>222753512surely that's making your cumbrain worse
>>222753521grimolyfrom brown elf to extraterrestrial
>>222753521Wtf, there was nothing wrong with her nose. But the biggest crime is breast reduction, If I was king that would be a illegal
>>222753512I tried this but the problem is even my softcore folder is full of impossibly sexual top percentile women tailored to my exact tastesneed to find some oldschool Nuts magazines or something if I'm gonna fix my cumbrain
>>222753464doing rhinoplasties where i just take out septum piercings
Keep getting rango edits in my insta feed
>>222753527i have never been asked this on entry into a gay barmust look gayer than david mitchell
don't have to be gay to go to a gay bar and have gay sex with the lads now do you
>>222753523supposedly with bridging there's not really anything they can do about tor as long as you already have it
only person who offered to suck my willy was a man and i said no
>>222753512no fap/ no porn is the curemostly no porn
>>222753549this sounds very straight
>>222753407Ohhh nice laddo. Did you make the ntolmadakia yourself?
>>222753531I come from a family of big bazonga havers and there is a point beyond which they're more trouble than they're worth
i have collected information that will discredit /brit/ entirely
>>222753523The average redditor would support censorship now as they're losing the culture war.
>>222753486They are a delicacy
>>222753566he found out we're all Americans with VPNs
https://createbritain.com/Profiles/katieosullivan
stavros o'briain
>>222753561Of course, it's my yaya recipe. >>222753563I'd say only if it goes bellow the belly button and it couldn't be fixed with exercise and corrective posture stuff.
Recreate Britain
Rorke winning the culture war by falling for Indian twitter bots
>>222753556No porn maybe, but no fap is bullshit that the church was preaching. You need to keep your dick working lad
poo
Leftypol losing the culture war to Indian twitter bots
not happy:(
>>222753400Seething
is the mentalist good?
>>222753598I did it for months, you'd be surprised how the quality of morning wood improves, I could cut through steel, if you don't get erections that might be a problem but that happens at night and during the day.
>>222753624i like bees they are nice :)
>>222753622yeah i'm doing okay, thanks
>>222753628go outside then nigga
men want one thing and it's fucking disgusting>>222753621
>>222753621
>>222753632ok i hope to see some bees!! :))
rorke losing the culture war by meeting a cute indian girl at a bar who smiled at him
>>222753628they're gonna sting you! x(
>>222753621>>222753634wholesome
>>222753574That's what shithole cultures call disgusting food that they love
>>222753637this has never happened
>>222753634leftypol enraged by this
apparently if you get your balls out in the sun it will increase your testosterone
>>222753644no they would never do that me they know i am a friend
Rorke creating new Aryan children with his Brahmin wife
toil is gonna be so shit today FUCK why cant colleagues just do nothing like me
>>222753658I don't think my bollocks have tasted the sun in about 25 years
>>222753647it has
Remember when Andy Ruiz shocked the world?
>>222753658Chest and bollockst. knower
just been raped up the arse by the founder of Superdry
I've been quite mean to bees at timesHad a wild swarm trying to nest in the breeze block wall at the bottom of my house and I plugged up all the holes with blu-tak then smashed them with surface sprayIt worked but I felt a bit guilty
>>222753673
>>222753681varroa mite ground zero
rorke in agony with every step as his badly sunburned testicles rub against his undies
lads what if I get the palantir jobwill have to tone down the rorke posting I imagine
>>222753658you could always just pin T rather than spending 4 hours a day sunning your ballsack
>>222753682me on my way to a healthy lifestyle
>>222753651Really think John McAfee was the reincarnation of someone like Walter Raleigh or John Smith. His life was too storied and wild and he lived the life of about two dozen men in his 75 years.
Dolma are pengBuy a tin today and broaden your horizons Rorke
>>222753682don't bite me! ((((;ﾟДﾟ))))ｶﾞｸｶﾞｸﾌﾞﾙﾌﾞﾙ
I live in a bollock-sunning desertThere is no legal or socially acceptable option for me to sun my bollocks within a 30 mile radius
>>222753701greek therefore rorke approved
>>222753701shan'tyou shouldn't eat leaves
>>222753692Can you delete the file on me
nothing good on /gif/ right now
little pan fried poo parcels yummy
>>222753710can you not sun them in the aforementioned bollock sunning desert you purport to live in
if I was alive back then the romans wouldn’t of taken over shit around here
>>222753717*accidentally hits the "exterminate via drone" button*woops haha still learning
>>222753727What's he up to?
>>222753727so this is squirke
>>222753682snake gf
we must build food forestswe must erect bollock-sunning oases
>>222753727Me
>>222753727little twat
>>222753727why are you posting such harmful creatures.. 0(:3 )~ ('､3_ヽ)_
hello you absolute legends
>>222753755whey there he is, jonny the nonce
>>222753755>>222753760me?
>>222753734noooo
woah I'm seein' double here: fork rusties
anyone need a (You)?
nope
noone needs me I knew it (´・ω:;.:...
>>222753800please
>>222753806x
>>222753805i need you broi love you
apparently her it was her boyfriend who leaked her photosher downfall started around the time they broke up, she started doing coke and ket
>>222753834ok
You know how your cock and bollocks skin is a bit darker? Once you tan down there it goes very dark. Like comically dark.
>>222753754The mouse that destroysClears a path for saplings newWind whistles through gaps
alrightI know LeftypolI know RorkeFuck's sake I even know MouseyWho's this Noone bloke then
got a willy joke there
>>222753834bizarre choice of boyfriend
>>222753834what an asshole, I would never do that, although it it very stupid for girls to send nudes willy nilly also I mog this guy and would have treated her better
done 29000 miles in the whip
>>222753768no, specifically not you
>>222753845do you also have a line running up the middle of your bollocks and up the back of your willy?I do.
>>222753845so you're telling me i could have a SBC
>>222753857a woman making fucking retarded and potentially dangerous choice of man? Wow how unpredictable!
>>222753828me too fren :D>>222753852how poemy
had a dream I was explaining /brit/ and "shitposting" to my dad and he just kept staring at me
>>222753874that's where God stitched your sack together
>>222753874wtf no you freak
yeah
>>222753854had a friend in high school who set his xbox name to ben no1, as in number 1, but other players thought it was supposed to be ben no one.so he changed it to ben noone to match it.then he started getting called ben nooney.
maybe people are just different rorke
>>222753898my dad actually knows what 4chan is, he has been reading anti rorke propaganda
>>222753874that's where your fanny would be if you were a girl but it's fused together
society isn't collapsing rorke
>>222753874had a friend in high school whose cock seam ran all the way past his arsehole and up his back, but i was the only person who saw it
>>222753940um
Everything's a frenulumEverything's a frenulumDid you know my bum's a frenulum?
>>222753940err
society is collapsing rorke
watched a film the other day, can't remember what it was
i checked my brothers and dads penises to see if there was anything wrong with mine cus my ballsack never looked right to me, thought maybe it was genetics
the only person who sees my arse seem is me, end of*bends backwards 270 degrees*
>>222753933dont let EW read this, that mf will be cutting that sack wide open
>>222753969I saw it those days
on the estate watching the dolescum family
>>222753889it was a haiku, i wrote it because you are japanese you see
>>222753969got a lovely arse me the gays would love it if I was that way inclined
society is collapsing and it's rorke's fault
>>222753995I live on an estate and I'd say the majority work. There are a few certified dolesponges but many work, myself included.
rorkes need for black pussy caused this
>>222754013me too plump and fuckable is how I'd describe it
>>222754003it reminded me of Aesop's fables or something like that
when I have a cold and blow green gunk out of my nose I wipe it on the back of my hand and then eat it. I do this so that the virus / bacteria meet their end in my stomach acid. They thought that they were safe living in my nasal passage, hiding, yet they underestimated my body. They don't get to die in a tissue, no instead they are condemned to my stomach to be digested in boiling acid.
Just got an insanely fast rejection for a job application. Like within half an hour they've turned me down. I appreciate a prompt turnaround.
I hate ireland. Such a performative hivemind country. Every irishman and woman is an activist who has achieved nothing. They leech their existence off American tech companies and their trade with Britain yet claim to hate both of them. Someone needs to take them down a peg and get them back in the bogs where they belong.
>>222754057ktimit does stink though
>>222754075gotta respect it
>>222754081Only thing I don't like is their desperate attempts at distancing themselves from us despite our cultures being almost identical.
Fish, chips, plenty of vinegar, lager, I am farting zyklon b
>>222754081I think it's a celtic thing, Scots and Welsh have the same attitude
I need to stick my tongue up Emma Watson's butthole.
>>222754115corr
scotland and wales do that too. they're always calling the english cunts and cheering for whatever team we're playing against. ABE and all that bollocks
>>222754089even more alluring for gay homosexuals
I could have saved Princess Diana. I should have
>>222754126wonder what you would discover up there
>>222754145poo, probably
Woke up too early, walked dogberg, went to gymtoil, got to work and now I've got fuck all else to do for the rest of the day. Suppose I've got the big shop to look forward to this evening.
bit quiet in here
>>222754178maybe do some work perhaps
>>222754180*gives your bum a good squeeze*
>>222754178footy later lad
two hours at toil, zero work done
spent yesterday midday in a&e, and then the evening at the home of the chairperson of the management company that owns the building i live in, who has invited me to be a director of said company
This Haaland guy pretty funny
>>222754207>who has invited me to be a director of said companyhmm why
>>222754220I pay my rent on time
>>222754215he just sits on the bench for france. why are young french so good at football that they make dozens of top players
>>222753623For me it's the opposite, I have a 6 o'clock wank in bed and then when I wake up at 9 or 10 I am harder than usual
>>222754245pace merchants and defenders don't know how to defend anymore
>>222754245They're all brown or black
>>222754207hope you commission a major installation of insulated cladding on the building which subsequently contributes to a catastrophic fire
I have questions
>>222754215
>>222754267>defenders don't know how to defendseems like something they should know
>>222753995I hope they beat you up, father, mother, sons,daughters and cousins
>>222754287They're attackers and midfielders now
>>222753623noporn did that for me, still have the occasional crank but wake up rock hard most of the time nowadays. think my imagination has to go into overdrive now i don't show it naked ladies
>>222754189Incredibly boring suggestion
Raping my urethra with a rusty nail
what am I supposed to do with this
operation lahm is a go
did one of those at home t level tests and they said it was low so I can get trt if I want but I feel fine and dont want to sign up for £150/month injections for the rest of my life. wouldn't be doing any shagging either way so whats the point
what were the skies like when you were young?
>>222754328Try sleeping and eating properly for a few months first
>>222754318shove it up your arse
it's more than just pace if french players can create chances and convert them instead of running to the corner and doing a cross to nobody or just running straight into a defender or barely having any shots on target
>>222754331they went on and on forever
>>222754331https://youtu.be/zMxpfBONLEA
>>222754331the color of television, tuned to a dead channel
>>222754317Is Paris burning? :O
>>222754245It's weird that France is the best team in Europe yet their league is worse than those of England, Spain, Germany, and Italy
>>222754331overcast and it was lush
>>222754328As with all pill-mill private health routes the play is to try and get shared care through your GP so that the NHS pay for it. You show them your results from Numan Health or wherever you got your test done and say "um I think I have low T". Then the GP does a test and ideally it also comes back low. If they say no then just buy chinese bathtub gear and inject that rather than paying £150 a month no one sane pays that.
>>222754353My cock hole is burning
>>222754331full of insects apparentlyall gone now, due to the woke
Need an Emma Watson poo and fart gf.
can you up your t level by being angry and punching stuff? try that
>inject chinese mystery chemicals
>>222754358Not remotely weird as most of the players do not play in said league, use your brain in future
>>222754328I'd imagine if you got 8 hours sleep, stopped exclusively eating chicken tendies and went outside every once in a while you might see those numbers improve without external intervention
meant to be having a productive morning at wfhtoil but just been posting shite here fucks sake
>>222754387all on the front of my car
>>222754331Sun was yellow instead of white. I miss the yellow sun I think when the lhc smashed us into a different universe we lost it.
>>222754220Because I'm a character I suppose, 30 years old and managed to get a deposit in four months, put out a large dog water bowl for the local dogs, things like that>>222754234This wouldn't relate to the management company, they're not the landlord. I am buying the apartment though>>222754272I'm basically going to do that. I'm going to push for solar panels on the roof so I can use company money to lower my electricity bills and increase my communal prestige
https://youtube.com/watch?v=F1HDZNR9cY4
One thing I noticed in France is that you get an awful lot more squashed bugs on your car bumper and windscreen than you do in England
mad how that one bald porn guy gets to shag all the peng trannys and sometimes they shag him
up the ra Nigel?
>>222754419sad cunt
>>222754352That's from a book innit?
injecting chinese
>>222754374it was in the NHS healthy range though and has definitely gone up since then so they wouldn't do that. these clinics just have a higher baseline for what's low
>>222754425will there be a recording for those of us unable to join?
lyricposting is pure autismlike just standing up and singing in a crowded pub
>>222754434yes it's in Revelation
>>222754427Nothing peng about a bloke in a dress.
Can't believe we're expected to play football against one guy Doctor Congo he must be really good
>>222754427for me it's that one old japanese guy that's banged virtually every cute JAV idol that's existed for the past 20 years or somethinggod I wish I was him
>>222754384C'est génial !
>>222754441A certain thread legend may be streaming a live commentary on his Twitch....
in ireland if an old bastard starts singing in the pub you're supposed to all go quiet and listen to him and if you get annoyed then you're an anglo saxon demon who should be kneecapped
>>222754255I did it just to see if Ii can, there was no downside>>222754300>think my imagination has to go into overdrive now i don't show it naked ladiesyep
love a roguelite me
>>222754429Love that clip and his face. He looks like a kid who got caught after doing something naughty.
>>222754439>these clinics just have a higher baseline for what's lowYeah cause they're businesses and selling a product. You are literally paying them to be told that you have low T. Your veins could be flowing with nothing but a thick paste of testosterone and your test from ALPHA MALE HEALTH LLC would come back putting you in the low range. So they can sell you gear, which is ultimately what both you and they want.If you want to roid then just roid mate. Personally I don't see the point unless you're an actual athlete but I respect your right to take illegal steroids.
bending my willy round and raping my own arse
>>222754477like*to me :)
(8) for he's a jolly good fellow for he's a jolly good fellow for he's a jolly good fellow and so say all of us (8)
>>222754446Truly the greatest story ever told
[instrumental]
What race is Keanu Reeves? Nigga looks half Hawaiian, half white and half Japanese.
business idea: roguelike card game
>>222754513matrix
>>222754511Enjoyed this section of the thread
don't know about all these video games types
screaming kwab
>>222754542lol
>>222754398I think it is weird. In South America the two best teams are Brazil and Argentina and they also have the best football leagues. It's just interesting that the French league isn't as competitive as other western European countries.
>>222754513That's about what he is>His mother is English, originating from Essex.[13] His American father is from Hawaii, and is of Native Hawaiian, Chinese, English, and Portuguese descent.[14][5][15] Reeves's paternal grandmother is of Hawaiian and Chinese descent
>>222754519slay the spire is kino I guess ;3
>>222754542
thinking bout that lad whose willy turned into an aubergine on his stag do
>>222754575whole thing has to come off apparently
>>222754542me on my PIP form
>>222754575Quick rundown?
gregor samsa awoke from a night of fitful dreams to discover his willy had turned into an aubergine
>>222754600Don't put a zip tie around your willy
>>222754614Too late it's already there and I intend to keep it
>>222753245I came here because I was drawn to Colombo, but it's almost time to say goodbye ( ´∀｀)bｸﾞｯ!
>>222754600see >>222736493
Rest easy Clive Always loved the graggle episodes
i think aubergine is a bit optimistic, mine would turn into a beetroot
Wait three month, it drop off all by itself
where do you find out about this stuff? willy news?
>>222754647Blokes just get wind of stuff it's passed around WhatsApp groups and such
>>222754627ohmydayzzzzzz banter
>>222754630radish or perhaps grape for me
>>222754627I would beat him to death
>>222754627
>>222754647Knob news
>the wedding is offselfish bitch
fyi my willy's like this :^)
got my arse bashed in by the arse basher inners
*rubs your willy for good luck*
new thread soon, got a great post lined up
not interested in seeing mangled willies personally
>>222754712The groom lost his cock.
you might still see that in the desert
>not interethted in theeing mangle willieth perthonally
new new new now now now
>>222754747thcreaming
>And now for you I've got a lovely little band coming to us out of Garstang. They started off performing at weddings but after their breakout you might say the weddings off... it's Willy and the Manglers.
garstang mentioned
thanks for posting you legends, I hope you're having a fantastic day and I will see you in the next thread
>>222754713corr
>>222754771*audience goes absolutely mental*
>>222754771https://youtube.com/watch?v=qsCdPxdvu98
is anyone making a new because I'll make a new if not just let me know
>>222754800>>222754800
>>222754803>>222754803>>222754803
>>222754814>>222754814
>>222754805>>222754807Good job
is there a new thread?
yeah like I said just let me know and I'll make a new
>>222754433success isn't sad
