Posting to the post limit edition
purple and red and yellow and on fire
we're all in here>>222754803
What do you even do when you willy falls off, wedding is cancelled and you realise your best mates think it's funny to ruin your life? I think you have to kill the ringleader and then just an hero and hope for a better lot in the next lifeAnything short of that wouldn't be justice surely?
Just farted
>>222754842I would exact violent revenge on everyone involved then kill myself
Can you get a prosthetic willy? maybe I'll have my "mates" zip tie my cock off so I can get a prosthetic average sized willy instead of my tiny ugly willy
>>222754842Right well I reckon his mates probably didn't intend to castrate him and probably no longer find it funny
And what are the incels up to today then?
>>222754842He’s suing them.
>>222754877seething about women myself
>>222754877I'm at workx
>>222754875So what was the joke? They clearly wanted to do some harm at the very least otherwise they wouldn't have tied it that tight
>>222754877listening to the Orb and eating crisps
>>222754869i'd like to know too
>>222754842QRD?>>222754800You forgot the 20 is plenty sign
going to stay up late tonight and get steaming even though I am working tomorrow waheyyyy
>>222754877don't have access to your personal schedule do i?
You have to wait a while before doing this again
/brit/ is filled with the sorts who watched Drive and bought a Drive jacket then watched The Matrix and thought it was actually real and that we're living in a simulation
You lot will believe anything won't you
>>222754869sorry mate a grim flaccid off-centre meat sleeve designed for mentally ill lesbians is the best I can do
>>222754888>So what was the joke?Bloke wakes up with a zip tie on his cock and then his mates laugh whilst he tries to get it off
>>222754916ktim, I drive haha x
>>222754920yh
>>222754927Proper funny that deano mate you know what you're right he should just let bygones be bygones just a bit of banter from his pals after all
believing in gay porn communism
glad I don't have mates like that. stag dos I've been on have been civilised just having nice meals and a few drinks. no need to mess with anyone's willy really
Rorke getting bit on the cock by a spider that crawled out of his bananas and going on a mad 24 hour sex bender before it falls off
>>222754875Yeah they found it so unfunny they sent pictures of the cock to other people which are now being spread around the internet
>>222754964
haha yeah my mates and stag dos aren't like that haha
No way in hell you’ll be passed out long enough for your cock to fall off.
the only stranger who's ever touched my willy was a ladyboy. i wish i were making this up
nobody has shared the bloody article about some bloke losing his willy, I looked through the whole of the last thread as well
mad how I'm poor
in disbelief at how hot and rancid my farts are because of the fish, chips, vinegar, and lager. absolutely drowned it in vinegar and am paying the price
>>222754949You're incredibly unintelligent if you think I suggested it was okay>>222754976Literally zero proof it was the same people who did it who spread the picture
surely it would go back to normal when you take the zip tie off
https://vocaroo.com/16rM3W4X3yj5
>>222754800Who’s going to tell the soulless void we don’t like them
>>222755006the homosexual cologne
>>222754996People pass out on heroin and end up with nerve damage from laying on their arm or whatever for hours.
If whites are so much better than blacks like Rorke claims, then why are some of the best footballers in the world black?
>>222755016Not if it’s become necrotic.
>>222754996it didnt fall off it had to be cut off because it died
do myself no favours getting into runt toil early
>>222755015>Literally zero proof it was the same people who did it who spread the pictureThey must have sent it to someone who then spread itIf you were truly remorseful and cared about your friend you wouldn't even be talking about it with other people let alone giving them a look
>>222755052https://youtube.com/watch?v=PFChup4YMIM
>>222755056mpoopee mixedolise mixeddumbele dogshit
>>222755062Yeah but you’d wake up from the pain at some point.
>>222755067>They must have sent it to someone who then spread itWhy do you think so?
posts are going a bit quick
fat ugly neighbour is listening to Don't Fear the Reaper but she should fear the reaper as he is going to come for her very soon given the way she lives
>>222755056gay sport for retards
>>222755096Not necessarily
>>222755106Because if they hadn't taken a picture and subsequently sent or shown it to other people it wouldn't be currently circulating the internet would it
>>222755107*speeds up*
>>222755120Is this a threar
>>222755096he was probably so drunk he would be out for long enough for it to be too late
spongebob big guy pants ok
>>222755129>if they hadn't taken a pictureThe picture of the knob is clearly in a hospital setting you mong
>>222755144no she just lives a terrible lifestyle and will die early as a result
>>222755124doing that at 93 mins is hilarious
Even rorke would be taken a back if he could hear what language my fathers uses towards black players when he watches a football match
>>222755124rat
>>222755056Black parents are literally obsessed with their children becoming footballers. It's their equivalent of chinese parents forcing their children to becone accountants or doctors.
>>222755166I want to see a side go 4-0 down then at 93 mins they all surround an opposing player, take a knee then cover their mouths, thus ending the match.
Remember back in 2012 when sites like Reddit and Wikipedia were doing huge protests against SOPA in the USA?Why is there just absolutely no pushback now against age verification schemes when this is 100x worse and will quite literally lead to the death of the internet as we know it? Age Verification is really Digital ID which will kill online anonymity on any site which enforces it.Literally EVERY western government is moving in lockstep on this. This is fucking terrifying. They are building a complete surveillance state worse than anything Orwell envisaged.Next they'll go after VPNs, Tor, and then eventually even things like IRC chat rooms, I2P, Fediverse. Literally fucking EVERYTHING.
So nobody is going to post the article? Just gonna keep talking about it?
>>222755156Changes absolutely nothing you utter sped, unless you think hospitals are in the habit of sharing pictures like that with the patients mates
>>222755236what article
>one chance at life>born into a developing totalitarian digital panopticon regime where the White race is dyingCool
>>222755248not cool though is it
>>222755230spongebob big guy pants ok
>>222755230Get over it leftypol
>>222755124Okay let me translate my point into American for you:If whites are so much better than blacks like Cletus claims, then why are some of the best handegg players in the world black?
>>222754842What is this running gag from the previous thread referring to? What happened?
>>222755247The one about some guy losing his knob
>>222755238>unless you think hospitals are in the habit of sharing pictures like that with the patients matesNo I don't think that you retard. That's why it probably isn't the same mates who did it to him. Christ you're fucking dim.
>>222755260ill never get sucked off by something like thisim swedish btw
>>222755270there is no article
>>222755248kek
222755269Sorry you're not an interesting or likeable enough poster for me to get you up to speed on this topic, lurk moar
>>222755248youll do nothibg
lads running around helpless, gasping, choking for air trying to understand "the article" rather than just loading the previous thread which is still very much in the catalog and reading the fucking post
>>222754927Were they retarded?
>>222736493>>222736493>>222736493
>>222755266tom brady is white though
*roars**rapes you* *roars again**shrieks*
lost my knob in ibiza
>>222755271Ah yes it's the nurses who sent it to their own pals for a laugh haha yes that's a completely believable situation Genuinely baffling how you're playing all these mental gymnastics and coming up with bizarre scenarios to acquit these scummy mates on an online image boardIs that your mates cock deano, is that why you're so touchy about it?
>>222754998Did you have fun at least?
>>222755269These dickheads refuse to share, they just keep going on about it
lost his knob in ibiza
>RSC casts Sharon D Clarke as black lesbian Othello in reimagining of playFar and away the royal Shakespeare company is the most subversive cultural institution in this country
>>222755209Idiot. There is an active slave market from Africa to Europe for sport players.
>>222755328>Ah yes it's the nurses who sent it to their own pals for a laugh haha yes that's a completely believable situationNever said that
i'm obsessed with her.
>>222755315thank you
>>222755352Yeah it's real in your head I'm sure
>>222755361ever tried not being a weird incel freak?
>>222755350As long as she still murders the white woman I don't see the problem
In other stag do news, a Briton on holiday in Portugal may never walk again after a fall from a balcony. https://www.msn.com/en-gb/news/insight/briton-faces-surgery-denial-after-portugal-stag-do-fall/gm-GM78106055?
>>222755361post bare tits
needs his whole cock cutting off
>>222755358Concession accepted
>>222755230For the same reason there weren't meaningful protests against covid or strikes and struggling against the war in Ukraine; the Left has acquiesced with the western military-industrial complexes as it is their organic part and would never eo anything to jeopardise the goals of the deep state/foreign policy.
Leftypol reported me for racism because I btfod him last night, absolutely pathetic little worm he is. I only got a warning anyway, based jannies.
they posted her pics a million times but have they ever visited her grave to pay respects? says a lot about them honestly
how long would it take your willy to go black like that after being cable tied?
>>222755321I said "some of", I didn't say "all". Some of the best "soccer" players have been white (Messi, Cristiano Ronaldo) but then others have been black or mixed-race (Pele, Mbappe, Thierry Henry)
>>222755429About an hour I reckon
>>222755230And don't forget the ongoing appropriation of the Wage through electronic means; what is the wage if you can't hold it? It is more like sustenance provided to you, rather than your money. Now the bosses know where you spend it. You aren't allowed to pick up cash beyond a certain limit. They can freeze it any time you want (remember the Freeeom Convoy in Canada?)
>>222755429Rorke, I...
>>222755361insane breasticles
>>222755447I see, is this why you're a fat unemployed dolescum?
people forget how good Thierry Henry was
>>222755473I remember
Gonna be honest did not enjoy looking at that damaged cock dunno why I clicked on the link
abstaining from wanking and pornography in hopes of impressing a girllooking forward to it not working so I can go back to wanking and looking at pornography
>>222755473Nope. They don't
>>222755484Why is she going to be impressed by that?
>>222755473tbf I did yeah
>>222755484Impressing a girl how?
>>222755248>where the White race is dyingYou completely missed the goal you Roberto Baggio of an intellectual
>>222755429I've had mine on for 40mins and it's only gone a bit red so far, I will keep you updated
One of my least favourite Americanisms which sadly seems to be picking up traction here is the replacement of specific verbs with "do">I'll do the cheeseburger Is one of the more annoying examples
And here is my desk where I haven't wanked in 3 weeks *wink*
>>222755537ok
>>222755479Just learned that Hristo Stoichkov was the top scorer in the 1994 mundial
>>222755519ESL retard response from a boring brown mong
I'll shag the cheeseburger
>>222755555what a get
>>222755544Fuck you
>>222755499"I haven't wanked in two weeks" *waggles eyebrows suggestively*
Your eyes, man.
Cooking a 'za
might go get some crisps
>>222755566ok
>>222755554Perfect english and accurate analogy by me, an ESL indeed, you boiling cretin
>>222755548Yep, we came in fourth that year and Bulgarians act like we won the world cup, still we had some kino matches. He was very good in Barcelona btw, top tier player.
everybody do the rorke
you're all fat
>>222755575>>222755578Fat cunts
I am Fares I am full Irish R1b by my servant.
>>222755555Wahey, easy on the sauce Bugs
>>222755598>tf>tp
>>222755596>>222755598rude but true
India ;)
>>222755555Would you do one though
>>222755555I can haz??
Shotgun.
PMQs today. Could be great
wish I could stop touching myself for long enough that I could do big pornstar cummies in an asian bareback hooker
>>222755589Just like Ireland in 1990There is a hilarious article about the bulgarian team of 1994 in sombrero. Can you read greek?
I'll do the triple XL munchy box, thank you kindly, Abdul *tips 30%*
That's Ireland and Bulgaria filtered
so thankful Egypt had graced us with his presence
tipping is haram
>>222755589>we came in fourth that year and Bulgarians act like we won the world cupwe have a team like that in our league
>>222755666the bulgarian poster is a good egg
>>222755617Not a fan if I'm honest
>>222755684I bet every female in your family has onlyfans, saar
>>222755661Yeah, what you gonna "do" with it?
need England to come out tonight with Buntingesque aura https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V6iY1QoEwDs
>>222755391Indians vs trainsBrits vs balconiesSpaniards vs bullsAmerican vs burgers
>>222755712was the Scouser a show-off?
>>222755710Hand it to a homeless man for likes on tiktok, obviously. I wouldn't eat that shit if you paid me.
i think the reason why i end up getting too drunk and sexually harrassing girls is because i'm incapable of understanding how any of them could be sexually interested in me and eventually after too much alcohol i lose all awareness that i'm an unappealing incel and just become some lecherous creature
>>222755654>Can you read greek?slowly and with difficulty, easier if it's in caps :D >>222755682many such cases, but I don't blame em, it's the first and last time we ever came close to winning such a tournament
>>222755718missed Australians vs. emus which should always be first
>>222755712>Buntingesque
>>222755712Professional darts might be the funniest sport goingNone of the athletes even really take themselves seriously
they will literally brag about doing "not my problem" type shit and then go and post how indians are dumb for doing the sameyou're all the same
A woman, in her heart of hearts, longs for 3 things>To be romanced>To play an irreplacable role in a great adventure>To unveil beautyDeep in heart if every man are 3 core desires>A battle to fight>An adventure to live>A beauty to rescue
>>222755734Have you tried approaching them without alcohol
>>222755742>None of the athletes even really take themselves seriouslythey absolutely domost of them are firmly up their own arse in fact, your post was extremely poor
>>222755734i do this as well but sometimes it works
>>222755750Not my problem
>a munchy box to consume
>>222755742The opposite is the case
>>222755760Right well sorry I'm not a little virge so don't follow the lives of others that closely
>>222755784in future don't opine on things you don't know about such as darts or shagging women
grown men watching someone throw darts
for some reason there's blood on my neck
white working class love their littering. absolute scum. I notice in scum areas that the only people taking pride in their homes and sweeping the public pavement outside are pakistanis because they come from a place where no authority sorts things out for you and you have to look after yourself. taking responsibility and having pride in your home and life is an alien concept to many white working class
>>222755798scr done
>>222755775they could save money on bin bags if they just tell everyone to chuck their rubbish straight out the window
DOCTOR CONGO WE'RE COMING TO KILL YOU
>>222755806The opposite is the case
just sat down in my /brit/ chair in my /brit/ room to post /brit/ posts on /brit/
grown arse man drinking a beer
mental lie, no (You) given
Now he's been done he's going to seethe about darts
>>222755798Shagged more women than you've had hot dinners sonny Jim learn your place
a kizza to scrana jacamo to weara ngubu to support
>>222755463looked them up yesterday they were nice
>>222755757yes and spent all my school and uni years being rejected along those linesi didn't just imagine girls dont like me - they dont like me>>222755771yes this is the worst as wellonly time i've ever pulled a woman is while smashed and presumably she is as well so she doesnt get what i look like (needless to say i've never had a second "date" even when i've managed to secure a phone number)
>>222755822ywnb/b/
>>222755828a new seethe topic has hit the mould
Don't know about darts but I like it when they go "ONNNNNNNNNE HUNDRED AND EIGHTYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY"
>>222755842not allowed to do that anymore, due to woke
>>222755806love littering me love pissing in bottles and lobbing them out the car window down some cozy road there a street not far from me sometimes i go over there in the night and piss up a wall in the dark
>>222755806I noticed we are terrible for littering compared to our peers in europe. like there is something primitive and subhuman about us compared to germany/netherlands/scandinavia. it's like we are 50 years behind in our attitude to things like that. too many people here just shit on the ground or throw their takeaways out the car window. zero respect. selfishness is rampant
>>222755806>I notice in scum areas that the only people taking pride in their homes and sweeping the public pavement outside are pakistanisAre you taking the piss? Also having visited Pakistan I can tell you the lack of authority absolutely does not instil a sense of personal responsibility
Yep despite your seethe we WILL be talking about football in here tonight so use your next few hours to find somewhere else to go to
>>222755854Got a quid on Harry Kane to score 2+ goals, 4/1 boosted odds
>>222754903>>222755269>>222755336>Lads on a stag do >One passes out>Other lads think it would be funny to put a signet ring on his willard>Slip it on>Forget about it/leave it on purpose>Willard gets bigger>Turns purple >Has to get it chopped off>Fiancee cancels wedding
>>222755852>Are you taking the piss?He's just an oikophobic mong
never met anyone who is into darts and has an iq above 80it's a ""sports"" for actual mongs who find even men kicking a ball about too complicated to follow
>>222755848just remembered i pissed in a bottle this morning for the first time in years
>>222755854yes I will be questioning which team is dr Congo and which team is Nigeria
>>222755056There's about 5 trillion black people and they all love football
>>222755869what is a high iq sport then?
Man in gimp suit spotted tied up by Wetherspoons: here's why
>>222755735But would you understand it?
>>222755230Rorke why do you want to talk to children anonymously so bad?
>>222755806Ok mate
>>222755873LOL>>222755869my iq is 120 and i was into darts as a kid
>>222755870good lad would love to piss all over a public toilet with yougotta make use of it while you can there's fellas losing nobs on stag-dos
>>222755890Stop trying to groom this Bulgarian chap you creepy bastardAre you really that starved of friendship?
I do notice that white people swept outside and respected their homes more often in the old days because you had to take charge of your life. feels like now they are almost infantilised and just give up any responsibility. it's a symptom of low self esteem and life prospects.
>>222755850You're not wrong, Scandinavia is cleaner. I think it's because Britain has too much class tension. Probably the same reason India is unclean.
>>222755848HOWLING good on you lad
>>222755712>>222755814
>>222755806Making up absolute bullshit are we now, leftypol?
>>222755918Fuck do you mean "sweep outside"? There's nothing to sweep up outside my house
>>222755913Stop farting from your mouth
I've completed Pokemon Sword so I'm going to go do the DLCs now
>>222755806
>>222754880Extremely american reaction.
>one life>born to cobalt miners in the Dr Congo who have 12 kids
i live miles from any other person
right that's the haircut with the fit zoomer lass booked
>>222755966>kick the ball good>they pay you £200,000 a week
>>222755056Guess sports is the only thing that matters in the world. #fifa #premier league
you mean to tell me that there are actual jeets and pakis here
>>22275597519 quid for a haircut, taking the fucking piss
>>222755898>as a kidyou were intelligent enough to drop it when you grew up
>>222754800Never tell anyone you speak another language because you will end up either babysitting workers or translating both are exhausting
>>222755806>>222755850Why though? I don't believe older British generations were like this.
>>222755975hope she fucks your shit up
>>222755918People increasingly have the idea that the state should be responsible for everything and that it's only function is to serve as an adult nurseryThis is why you get policies like breakfast clubs for all children pushed through because parents don't see it as they're responsibility to make a bit of toast Obviously with this mentality general standards towards oneself and their area drop
>>222755985I remember thinking more than a tenner was an absolute rip-offthose lads that get their fade constantly topped up must be spending a fortune
>>222755986more a case of becoming an alchie but sure
>>222755865>Fiancee cancels weddingWoman have no romance.
woke up to find my bank balance dropped to £4 i spent £70 on three separate take outs last night and can't even remember eating anythingi also spent £120 on booze (bought everyone in the pub a round)
>>222756000been going to her for over 2 years now and she always does a great job
When I was working in utilities I was in and out of a lot of peoples homes and it is true that you are more likely to enter a home that is in a shit state if they are white than if they are immigrants. Something to be said about them all being super religious and pushing their children hard for a better life. Seems like many white people have given up and don't care about discipline in the home. Never been in a obvious junky home that was inhabited by immigrants.
>>222756000*rapes your arse at 999999999999999 miles an hour*
>Woman have no romanceESL
>>222755985I pay 30
>>222756026based>>222756029oh well ok got nothing to say now have i
>>222756026>take outsFuck off Yank
>>222756030Better get them all in then!
leftypol licking kettle chipsrorke putting beef hula hoops on all his fingers
training ChatGPT on Mousey's posts so we can get at least a version of him back here
>>222755985Not that expensive these days
>>222756026>i also spent £120 on booze (bought everyone in the pub a round)lol what must be no one there for it to be that cheaparound with a few mates is like 40 quid in london these days>>222756026ure doing well being up this early when you were that blottoshame you didnt use the apps might be able to get food refund then
>>222756002The government is a constantly ballooning behemoth. It actively discourages people from doing literally anything beyond going to work and paying taxes. Look at that barrister fella who cleaned up a river in London with a bunch of volunteers (not one non-white in the pictures by the way, despite being the majority In London) and was subsequently arrested and faces two years in prison. The government consistently shits on anyone who decides to take matters into their own hands, it's like a mega control freak who punishes people for trying to show it up or something. Absolutely bizarre.
When I was working in utilities I was in and out of a lot of peoples homes and it is true that you are more likely to enter a home that is in a shit state if they are immigrants than if they are white . Something to be said about them all being disgusting and pushing their children hard. Seems like many white people have given up and don't care because of the state of the country.
catberg in for a cuddle
if schools provide breakfast then why not have it run until 6 and make them serve dinner too, that way parents can pick them up after work
keeping my goals in mind*scores a bloomer*
when I was a boy I loved to play the dartsI was bloody good at it. all me mates in the schoolyard used to bring me make shift darts they'd done themselves out of sticks and pins and they'd say "go on show us the darts anon show us the darts you're ever so good"well it wasn't long before I'd found my way into the big leagues, I was gonna go pro.Mumsy never approved. she never did say why, but she'd never once shown herself at any of my contests and whenever I'd mention the darts at the luncheon table shed give me the stare like you've never seen and I'd know to shut right up I did.so there I was, facing the champ, all on me lonesome with none but the men o' the darts cheering me on though they knew me none.the champ was a bloody legend, to even face him was a dream I'd never thought I'd love to seeand shite but was he good at them darts. see a fly buzzing around the bar at the far end and he'd dart it from the path out front I swear it true.our test was one for the ages. I gave it me all, threw them darts one after the other like never before hitting me mark nigh every timebut nigh wasn't good enoughthe champ landed the last bullseye and won himself the game. wasn't even looking at the board he was. he was looking at me."Don't make the mistakes I made son." he says to me. "Choose your mother. Not the darts." and without nary a word he left the pub without so much as a look o'er the shoulder.From that day on I hated them darts. me own da had chosen the darts over mumsy. he'd chosen them over me, over me brothers and sisters.
>>222756039
>>222756088>It actively discourages people from doing literally anything beyond going to work and paying taxesThis is the end goal really, Netflix + deliveroo + homeworking makes for a very subservient easy to govern population
>>222756080pints were around 3.80 to 4 it was rundown local pub mostly filled with old people. i didn't even know them just offered to pay for everyone's drinks i think what i must have done is gone into some chinese and some kebab shops ordered food then wondered out to drink and forgot to pick it up
>>222756026>he isn't living in his overdraftImagine having 4 whole pounds. I can't.
reckon ai will save us?
people are talking about me outside the window again
>>222756119why not make all schools boarding schools that way all children get the same sort of lifestyle for most of their childhoods and real equality is more achievable
>>222756161stick your nob out the window
WC final tonight
>>222756148How old are you?
>>222756151i do have some savings in isa but don't want to touch those
>>222756177had to crouch down so they couldn't see im naked
Countries need to bring back propaganda but to boost self-respect, tidiness, work ethnic, conscientiousness etc. Just general societal wellness that isn't controversial and benefits everyone
God I hate myself
>>222756152People thought the internet would. Freedom to search anything and discuss things with people around the world with peers? A new age of unity and understanding!
>>222756197What's the matter mate?
>>222756197end it pussy
>>222756193Can't love your country it scares immigrants
>>22275618430 and yes i am cretinous little slug of a man
>>222756193>Just general societal wellness that isn't controversialLeftypol will find a way to yap about it I'm sure
>>222756193Those are all right wing dogwhistles hun
>>222756193Woaaah that sounds like heckin nationalism
>>222756208Doing all this on a Tuesday night at your advanced age
>doomscrolling instagram on mobile browser>asian girls, titties, typical stuff in my feed>accidentally tap repost on some kpop girl crap>tap again to undo>doesn't work>start to panic>have to install app to undo repost>fuck this>immediately deactivate account>give expletive laden rant in comment box asking reason for deactivationFuck instagram. I'm not going to use a site or app where I risk embarrassing myself every time I'm on it.
started predrinking for England vs Mexico
>>222756104cope
>>222756227why would you care so much about reposting kpop
>>222756231...umm
gee gee gee gee baby baby baby
>>222756225Tuesdays the new Saturday
>>222756227If I did that my life would be over with some of the stuff I look at on there would probably have to kill myself immediately
>>222756088>>222756135Modern world is functionally slavery with a different paint job. (Yes, historically slaves did get paid, they just didn't have a choice whether to work while those at the top did basically nothing. Seem familiar?)
>>222756231Based. I might do the same. I'll get on the desperados to show my support for Mexico, I reckon.
>>222756225july will be sober. i drank every single day in june and constantly feeling depressed and shite so cutting booze out. hopefully i don't get the shakes
>>222756193We do have propaganda. Demoralisation is designed to crush dissent and reduce birth rates and it's doing a great job at that.
considering number 4 all over
new soon love itx
>>222756276Yeah, it's ironic that our national anthem has a bit about never being slaves whilst we have to slave away so our immigrants and political/corporate class can do fuck all all day. Absolutely Mcfucking had it with dealing in the real world me
>>222756152no, it's the single most destructive thing to happen to western society since the internet
>>222756311that's not good news
stupidly revealed that I have the family group chat muted unless I'm mentioned and now they're deliberately mentioning me all the time
>>222756311what about foreigners
>>222756243I'm a 35 year old father of two and the post was about summer/winter fashion style differences of a 19 year old. Looks weird all over.>>222756275Honestly could have been worse for me, lots of onlyfans creator content on my feed too
Stuck the work for carberg MOT on the credit card and now those chickens are coming home to roost. Bank balance going to be entirely emptied when it comes through. Not really sure what I thought I was going to do, but I will be attempting to live cheap until the 25th July (payday)
>>222756306I thought its gods save the king which is about rimming an inbred foreign paedo and doesnt mention the people of our country at all. just fellating our superior
>>222756328did the entire engine need replacing or something
>>222756311It's social media that was the issue over the internet as a whole, id wager. Everyone used to know each other in my town before faceberg, now people hardly know who their neighbours are. It's also an extremely powerful tool for the government to create fake social consensus - 'dont look back in anger' etc.
>>222756327>father of twogrim
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>>222756332Right you are, I was thinking about "rule Brtiannia", still ironic lyrics, both songs are really.
>>222756348nothing grim about being a father
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work do tonight, pub quizreckon there's a 45-50% chance the toilfu will be there so I'm going to put a LOT of effort into my outfit
>>222756393it's the game tonight mate
its insulting that english fans are so proud singing our anthem. have they ever thought about the lyrics
>>222756343No but it cost about a grand and due to varied other expenses I am not at my most financially solvent
>>222756393Flat caps and beige macks are big with HR roasties I hear, lad. Top tip for ya.
>>222754803>>222754803>>222754803
>>222756398she doesn't care about football so that's a moot point, if anything it increases the odds she'll be there
>>222756393erm England are playing though?
>>222756414>English fans >Thinking>About literally anything C'mon, you know the answer already.
>>222756417shes not a roastie and she doesn't work in HR, swing and a miss
>>222756345Pretty much, internet was fine when it was for academics sharing papers and nerds browsing forums for niche hobbies it should never have spread as wide as it did though
>>222756332>Doesnt understand duty ir hierarchy
>>222754877Was gonna go for a nice lunch with birdberg, but decided it was too expensive so currently ignoring her whilst deciding what to have for lunch
>>222755248Yeah.....something about billionaires and class consciousness though innit