katie o'sullivan edition
got the one piece on
>>222759434This has to stop
>>222759310>>222759394>>222759403hoes mwadCommon Lawchad W
how did she die
got my knob off
>>222759455you a mankini man as well?
>>222759434Might possibly be the most unoriginal aesthetic in the worldAnd what makes it worse is it's a curated unoriginal aesthetic
>>222759475zip tie round the knob
parasite
love this guy
>>222759490anime goth is cute tho
>>222759473mate you're way too old to be acting like this
>>222759493YES Deano ahahaha proper mates banter that
Shan't be posting in an edition by someone plastering a suicide victims face unwillingly over 4chanYou've no respect for them or their familyKys OP
>>222759434Fantastic thread x>>222759473BARE FAXXXXXX
Just woke up
she wasn't even gothshe was grunge and that's obvious to anybody
down 4kg since Saturday because the thought of food is making me feel sickCan hardly drink any water eitherI think I've got the rabies or something because I was out with the ducks last week and one of them nipped me when he went to grab some peas
here's a new with less mental illness>>222759500
noooo you can't post dead people it's not respectful to their families
Have eaten healthily for breakfast and lunch and that means I am owed an unhealthy dinner preferably with lots of cheese
>>222759320there isn't a country on earth we haven't fucked over loli was in guatemala and was told how we fucked them over by refusing to honour our end of a treaty regarding belize when i went to peru i found it it was an englishman who raped the rubber industry there by stealing a bunch of rubber tree seeds illegally so they could plant them in africa and those weren't even british colonies we really are perfidious albion
nth for the gyaldem
>>222759475Too depressed without my cock
>>222759546stop spamming. you can just add the images to the md5 filter. i do this for the alysa liu pics
>>222759455Good lad I'm hyped for next chapter
Moral grandstanding with a hint of encouraging suicideVery leftypol
Germany.
lot of avatar/signature posts itt
oh he seething
>>222759590nah I think I'd rather just not bow down to the scizo spackers
why do men rapesuch a mental thing to do to someone
Speed bagging my dad's bollocks
>>222759590Rude
Scotland forever.
>>222759622it's their culture actually
being a schizo isn't against the rules
i've never raped, done pedo things, stolen anything, or harmed others.didn't have to try either. i was born with a moral sense, built in from day 1.
I AM TIRED OF THESE MUTHAFUCKIN NIGGERS ON THIS MUTHAFUCKIN PLANE- Samuel L. Jackson, Niggers on a Plane
Australia for another 20 years max
>>222759559That's just a symptom of being powerful at one point basically, can't please all of the thirdies all of the time
These thumbnails are so lush
really have no sympathy at all for schizos anymorethey're all insidious freaks that the world would be better off without
sometimes on my lil incelwalks i just explain subjects to myself as if im teaching someone else about itToday was Dead Letter Queues, specifically the AWS one
>>222759658what's his weight now?
REST IN POWER CLIVE <3
>>222759683that's what aristotle used to do
>>222759685let's just say his weight in kg is higher than his average viewcount
Sup.
another heathermong melty?
Fine I guess I'll have to step in and tell you about my Pokemon...So I've got:IntellionHattereneSirfetch'dSkunktankStonejournerFlappleI'm currently in the snow DLC because I want the ghost horse
>>222759475She tied a noose :(
>>222759664the public meth head melties are getting out of hand yeahthey need to start locking these people up for more than just a night or two
>>222759713you should do the same parasite
>>222759713I could have made her happy
just been having a look at the Three Lions subreddit there. What a bunch of dour bastards. They act like we've lost already
Picture was mildly amusing the first time you posted it but the fact that you're not getting any responses surely means it's time to give up, no? >>222759688
>>222759710>tfw
I dont think Graggle is real
>>222759713sexwhere are the younger photos of her
>>222759752Whingeing is a symptom of social impotence
>>222759793well they are flaccid as fuck
>>222759733Bless you >>222759789Umm
what's mental is that the guys mocking this poor girls are guys who are attracted to her but know the feeling would never be mutual. so that now she's dead, they find some sick satisfaction in it.
>>222759713why
>>222759708Never heard of any of these. You want to get yourself a geodude and a pikachu my friend
>>222759755just looked at my pension for the first time ever and... what the fuck? how am i supposed to retire off this?
>>222759909nigga born in 1989 and still broke
>>222759909you've got to add money to it
>>222759932ktim
would you watch youtube videos of mouselord commentating on episodes of mr bean and my little pony yes or no
>>222759932>>222759938my money's in ISA why would i add it to pension instead?
>>222759839People are too cruel
>>222759961so that you can use your ISA as a bridge until retirement age
>>222759961if you're making that enough to fund that, and its not an inheritance, then you can reduce your tax take by salary sacrificing into pension, and the government/employer top it upfree money innit
>>222759909Nigga I don't care don't tell me about it
>>222759999does the tax reduction make up for the 10-20% i earn each year by investing in stocks? seems like stocks ISA is better overall
Saw a hummingbird hawkmoth today
>>22275996199% in FTSEUm
how much do you lads have in your pension then? want to compare
Umbongo umbongoThey feed it to Doctor Congo
>>222760032your pension is just another tax-free wrapper, if you open a sipp then yeah, whack it all in vwrp/vwrl and get the same gains as your isa etfs
farting out a swarm of moths
>>222759842***Mental illness and consequences from it... Katie had Borderline personality disorder, psychosis and aspergers. Those 3 on their own makes things rocky, then there's self harmingdrug use and eating disorders but that is par course with BDP. The condition has a 10% successful suicide rate. I can only guess, but I think it was just a build up of things and depression she couldn't see out of with her broken head. Her last voiced twitter vid she was high doing a joker skit and mentioned "find out next episode what happens when you abuse a mentally ill girl". Lass wasn't a Saint that's for sure but the reactions to her passing were grim, mainly from manosphere and politics stuff. But she was estranged from her sis too. Her BDP mind might've focused on the negative I dunno.. psychosis alone is enough to make a person want to end it. I can't speculate but shit was hard for the poor lass
i love the gyaldem
>>222760035mental that this exists
Bongo, BongoToday, we playDoctor Congo>*strums my guitar*
>>222760078Like 10k in the job I started start of last year, got another one but don't have details to hand. Either way it's not a lot or anywhere near what I should.
Would board IDs like /pol/ improve /brit/? At this point it's just 2-3 schizos talking to themselves.
>>222760117no cause ids change every thread/device
>2057, when you will be 68
>>222760117Zeidy would have a melty like he did in the sharty since everyone can filter him
>>222760110incredible post
>>222760085thanks i will look into it, but this is very offputting>You cannot withdraw money from a SIPP before the age of 55 (rising to 57 on April 6, 2028) unless you meet strict ill-health conditions. Unauthorised early withdrawals under age 55 will trigger severe HMRC tax penalties, commonly around 55% of the withdrawn amounti might change my mind and want to spend the money on something else
>>222760035Furry fella
>>222760117that brief period during the hack where we were sharty refugees was so much better the schizo nonsense legit dropped by 99%
>>222760078comparison depends on your age but £130,000employer adds 13% nowhttps://www.finder.com/uk/pensions/pension-statistics
>>222760097ZASED
Can't actually imagine reaching 68. I will probably be dead by 65 so I don't have to worry about pension you see.
the dominican republic of the congo
how are you mongs not paying into your pension you get tax relief and your company has to match a certain % so it's free moeny and you can pick your own funds if you think the default isn't risky enough
excited for the England match but if I go to bed now I only have 1 more sleep until Diego
Girls who want boysWho like boys to be girlsWho do boys like they're girlsWho do girls like they're boysAlways should be someone you really love
the doctor congo
>>222760219You would be amazed at how stupid some people are when it comes to money
Got about a grand in my pension and I'm 30 proper arsed up my life me cant even drive
>>222760078£35k I think, prefer not to look at it desu
got 9 million in my pension
>>222760078with salary sacrifice of around 300/mo, all in i think its 650/mo going in, nest higher risk fund
>>222759525woudve sucked on them tits all night
es not di same
>>222759539Get to the ER NOW
>>222760171saw so many anons on alt chans having proper whinges because they couldn't samefag anymore, and were openly admitting to samefagging constantly
>>222760264Howl
rorke dying after getting but by a duck
>>222760231Yeah yeah stupid.. rich people have their accountants make everything tax efficient while working class people who are not even aware of how the system works get fucked.
>>222760278governments really need to just develop advanced in-utero spacker detection science so these genetic dead ends can be aborted away before actual people have to deal with them and their spackness
>>222760330I'm not rich and nobody taught me shit you just get to a certain point in your life and go "well maybe I ought to make plans for my future" and figure it out. Or you don't and you just go through your life on autopilot and die penniless in a state care home
why are you sacrificing your salary? i'd rather have the money now than when i'm old.
>>222760330that's why john lewis is my herohe teaches everyday people like me how to grow my wealth bless him
>>222759929tfw no cycle gf
Normal functioning women get told by Jewish "doctors" that they have ADHD, autism, eating disorder, bipolar this that and the otherIt's no wonder they think everything is hopeless and kill themselves
>>222760365already putting 2300/mo into the isa and investment account and not spending any of it anyway
fungus rising
Average strayan womanyou don't suffer
>>222760402don't think doctors tell them thati think social media does
>>222760402>Jewish doctorsstop living vicariously via American programMEs and films
>>222760402the worst is breast reduction
>>222760221interesting dilemma
>>222760423Also run by Jews >>222760428Lots of Jews infiltrating the medical profession in this country la
uh ohhe's back on the bad psych
>>222760418
might get a bonsai tree wabi sabi bonsai tree
>>222760219have you considered the fact that most people make barely enough to save for a house and things like emergencies/holidays?
>>222760428Yeah that's him done.
>>222760428vgp
>>222760365because your employer adds a contribution on top and it's free money
>>222760452those aren't even particularly slanted eyes pajeet
>>222760374Martin Lewis perchance?
Rorke insisting to his mother that Jews and brown people are the reason he has never had a girlfriend
just booked an emergency holiday
they call me 0070 girlfriends0 times had sex7 sexual harrassment accusations
so we retire at 68 and die at 84 and we're expected to live off like 50k for 16 years without even owning a house?
>>222760498They call me Ian.
>>222760489my name is dennis, if you must know
Normal functioning me get told by Indian "doctors" that they have knob rot, incellism, bum rash this that and the otherIt's no wonder I think everything is hopeless and kill themselves
>>222755510>>222755510>>222755510
>>222760507>we're expected to liveWe're expected to die as soon as possible to save the state money
Frankly I'm just holding out until my dad gets his inheritance and then just gives me loads of money because he is furious at the idea of having to pay inheritance tax so wants to just give me and my sister money asap. Will be nice to pay off a big chunk of my mortgage and have a nice stack in the old ISA
my mom is anti-semitic
>>222760525we call them poofters haha
>>222760507most people own their own home
>>222759525she looks like she has BPD
>>222760569>>222760569>>222760569
>>222760458>emergencies/holidays
>>222760402Nothing normal about a girl slashing her arms after pushing a lad away
State pension is £1,049.22 a month. I doubt I'll be able to afford a house so I'll be renting some suicide box for £500 a month and somehow living off the rest.
killing myself for the insurance money
everything goes wrong in my shit(e) life
>>222760628no payout because you didn't tell them about your prior condition (bum rot)
no income tax no VATno money back no guarantee
Wait a second that's not the new
>>222760657COS ONLY FOOLS AND HORSES WORK
>>222759978>>222759978>>222759978
how the fuck do you guys have so much money? inheritance? I haven't got shit
>>222760657We have 10% income tax here but 20% vat, thats why I dont buy anything
>>222760708turned childhood social retardation into IT skills
>>222760708found a treasure map at grandad's and followed it
>>222760627don't old people get housing benefit?
>>222760708yup very lucky born into wealthy familyif it makes you any better i'm still shiposting here in my late 30s after failing in my lifebecoming a semi-functional alcholicand an incel who never had sex or a gf
>>222760708i sell my arse lad
>>222760769ktim but i'm also poor
bovril on my knob
any fat bastard who can't stop eating sugary snacks in
>>222760708job + incel so nothing else to spend it on other than investments
>>222760657this time next year wodney
>>222760813
>>222760813ktim
>>222760708Parents were fairly poor but their parents were rich. Mum just squadered her lot and spent it on dumb shit. Dad played the long game and now is loaded in his 70s and doesn't want to do anything with it
what's the point can't live on that I earned more when I first started toiling
>>222760811bovril sandwiches are the one
>>222760813>>222760813been on the bountys this week. and the ritz crackers with liver pate corr
I think the mental effects of this experience last year is only starting to kick in now >visited Berlin last year >went to a sex/nightlife party at Kit Kat club >got chatting with an American lady >asks me if I want to go upstairs with her to the couples only sex area >I nervously go up with her >she gives me head >I lay on the bed and she gets on top and rides me>I keep slipping out >she makes an exasperated noise >black German guy walking by asks to join >german black guy walking by asks can he join in >she says yes and he lubes up and starts fucking her in the ass from behind >I keep slipping out >she turns run and lays on me like a pillow as the guy fucks her >they cum and he wipes his cock on my thigh and walks away >me and the American go downstairs and she ghosts me after a few minutes
>>222760708how old are you? there is a big difference in ages here and wealth grows a lot in your 30s normally
>>222760887once you go black you never go back
Not a big fan of seeing pictures of young women who killed themselves you horrible little incel ghoul
>>222760887Rather embarrassing that.
>>222760887shut the fuck up retard
>>222760887sup spainie
>>222760887My literal fantasy
>>222760887dont understand how a weirdo like you can 1. end up in kitkat club where u gota be like fetish/weirdo to get in2. how u managed to pull a girl3. then how u managed to be so gay lol4. whyt u didnt get a comdom at any point here
>>222760945I’m fit to be fair
when a man named John puts on a condom it's called a Johndom
these yeah?deliciousused to get them 10p a pack at the tuc shop after school, now they're 65psixty fucking five
>>222760574She's just happy, it's great to see
I think the mental effects of this experience last year is only starting to kick in now>visited Berlin last year>went to a sex/nightlife party at Kit Kat club>got chatting with an American lady>asks me if I want to go upstairs with her to the couples only sex area>I nervously go up with her>she gives me head>I lay on the bed and she gets on top and rides me>I keep slipping out>she makes an exasperated noise>black German guy walking by asks to join>german black guy walking by asks can he join in>she says yes and he lubes up and starts fucking her in the ass from behind>I keep slipping out>she turns run and lays on me like a pillow as the guy fucks her>they cum and he wipes his cock on my thigh and walks away>me and the American go downstairs and she ghosts me after a few minutes>receive text from her today saying "you seemed really cool to begin with but then you got too drunk and kept overstepping boundaries and so i dont want to see you again"fucking hell lads whats wrong with me
got dry balls
Remember going to the shop for a pound mix up as a kid and the bag was massive £2.50 was enough to live like a king in terms of munchies
>>222761001you can get pip for that
>>222760970Guffawing
>>222760960highly doubt that or this wouldnt have happened. you would, for example, have known how to have sex with a woman.>>222760992VINTAGE MEME
https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1782777819846397.webm
I don’t know how people can live on and accept basic universal credit.Life is only just tolerable with PIP and spacker benefits but if I had to live on £400 a month I’d literally cut my hand off to get pip
>nightreign update tomorrowit's happening
>>222761029pikachu was killed for dishonouring the pokemon brand
>>222761029Could have got there much quicker if they'd just thrown a pokeball at the little yellow cunt
>>222761024Small knob innit and she was very vigorous
>>222761029the show must go on in the godless orient
me? yeah i'm sticking 5 grand a month into my isa. just spare cash lying around so may as well make it work for me
>>222761081that's mint ladive got sleep for tea
>>222761056never played it
>>222761060Heh
>>222761081do that every month do you?
>>222761126yeah mate without fail
Need to escape toil so I can sit at home and not watch the football
cardo... your dinner is ready!
>>222761133
>>222761133What do you do about the 20k annual ISA limit?
>>222761162doesn't apply to mine. i got a higher limit somehow. got a letter off the tax saying it had been grandfathered in or something
today I am congolese
>>222761063i'm a virgin so i would'nt konw but this sounds unlikely unless u are also inexperienced at sex and don't know how to position yourself isnide
>>222761076>>222761029>>222761076https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1782919198550952.webm
well I've never had sex but I'm only 33 so there's still time for me you see still plenty of time I'm just a kid really
>>222761138Gay and black and zoomer. Wtf anon you know you're not on tiktok don't you?
Digital ID + CBDC + End of Online Anonymity essentially kills dissent permanently.Start getting things off your bucket lists lads because in 5 years you won't have any freedom left at all.
>>222761056Finally, right on time for steam summer sales hype
>>222761168That's amazing that is
In his mind the dead girl he creepily keeps spamming is his actual girlfriend. Is she going to tell him or anyone else otherwise?
don't have any savings because i spend £300 a week on prostitutes and double that on drugs
Where the FUCK is saka?
>>222761191holy fuck, thought she just died there and then
>>222761217
>>222761177Then take it from me lad as I’m clearly more experienced x
>>222761193heard people saying 33 is the new 31
Put 1 grand in monthly, only ever hit the 20k limit when I've dipped into my savings but I don't like being lower than 10k
ohhh comely
>>222761240dunno never heard about this from shaggers or seen it in porn
lyric posting really is autism
>>222761234on the bench where he belongs
don't really care what you lot post desubigger things to worry about in my life
day 7 of nopornbrainberg desperately yearning for something to satiate its innermost desires like a panicked eye of Sauron
>>222761193screaming this is me but 34im sure i can find another 34 year old never been on a date virgin girl who is also attractive and fun to be around, right... right?
saving money is reddit tier
>>222761269how can you come to 4chan if you're on noporn? someone could just post some
>>222761262You have nothing else in your life
>>222761311that's what the worry is yeah
>>222760769>>222760824are women just functionally retarded? shagged tons of birds and I've always been piss poor. don't spend a lot of money (my car cost 1200 quid and I've used it for 10 years) but I don't like toil either. why don't they just hook up with one of you lads instead of shoveling fries for min wage? I think women might actually be retarded bros.>>222760890>how old are you?almost 40...
>>222761274>34 year old never been on a date virgin girl who is also attractive and fun to be arounddime a dozen
gay pOOOORnfairy
shall be watching the football match sober as I have work tomorrow at 4am necessitating my getting out of bed at 01:30am
Rorke sitting in his mummy's spare bedroom, calling footballers "wogs" on Twitter
>>222761234When did our team get so black?
>>222761368Would've been in bed when this match happened desu
>>222761234He's monitoring a injury, Sharteta has ran him into the ground
covering my mouth as i call soccer plays racial slurs
>>222761368Remember they did some investigative research into this and like 90% of the comments came from India, Pakistan and the middle east lmao
>>22276007830k been working for 10 years thoughI have the worst pension scheme in all of /brit/
>>222761398That's Premier League winner Mikel Arteta Amatriain to you
England is playing doctor congo today. I'm looking at the line up now and I'm wondering... which one is the africa team?
>>222761323just below average heightbelow average looksslightly neurodivergent/softjust no sexual appeal to women
>>222761309I Iike to live dangerously
Rorke, Dr Congo will see you now
why do people put put money into their ISA monthly rather than sticking the full 20k in every April?
Hi
>>222761368Let Germany and Netherlands flopping be the end of Pepball
>>222761466maybe they don't have the whole 20k at once
>>222761421his post would have done numbers on 2016 Facebook
>>222761466pound cost averaging mate. you wouldn't understand, it's for more sophisticated investors
Footage from London shows an African immigrant chasing after a man in broad daylight, trying to snatch his Rolex off his wrist.
>pound cost averaging into a cash isalol lmao even
>>222761424sorry mate... fussy cunts aren't they, considering they don't have much to offer and are boring as sin. if you're really desperate you can try single mums or bored wives looking for some excitement.
washing my dishes in the bathroom
>>222761479who are these people living pay packet to pay packet but also filling their ISAs?>>222761499good lad
Phrases to break out tonight to prove yourself as a deano:>2v1>the overload>man marking>on the overlap>false nine>offside trap>low block>high pressget them sprinkled in
>>222761466I spent like 5 years not paying into an ISA at all so now every year I have to play catch-up and transfer 20k from my general to ISA account lmao thicko alert *points at myself*
>>222761519tbf im utterly unsexually attractive idk why any woman would want to have anything to do with me romanticallythen again i think the same about 90% of guys so i think its just my mental illness
Everyone being rude to the freaks hereYou ever think they have such terrible lives that they need an outlet?Be kinder
>>222761466>Stick entire 20k in at once in April>Accidentally buy stocks at ATHYeah it's long term but having done it on a smaller scale I'd rather avoid it
>>222761536dont know
>>222761539what if I want to be an angry incel and moan about how I hate footballcan you give me some choice keywords to make this obvious to others
>>222761539If they pass it between each other too much I like to describe it as tippy happy woke nonsense then I'll gesticulate and shout "get it up the pitch" or something like that usually works
which team is england?
remember when beers came in plastic rings instead of a shitty cardboard thing that doesnt even hold them properly
wait what pubs are showing the GAME tonite
>>222761585genuinely forgot about that
>>222761577try something like this >>222761585
>>222761585weren't headhogs getting stuck in those or something
>>222761579>they're always trying to play it out from the back
>>222761592red lion, white hart, queen's head
£1,000 in the current account£1,800 in the savings account£60,000 in the ISA£385,000 in the investment account£250,000 in a flat no mortgage
>>222761602And fish and basically most animals, they had to go
>>222761623and the pension?
>>222761638zero
>>222761623no serco contract? hm
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HhkITQFE4wI
im nelson muntz
might as well reuse this faggot's thread>>222759500>>222759500
>>222761657boop boop
New>>222761628
>>222761693>>222761695im conflicted :/
>>222761693seething spacker that simps for a dead girl
>>222761701shan't be using the dogshit early non british oneget in here >>222759500>>222759500>>222759500
>>222761585they've moved on to glue now and you have to twist and snap the cans off each other
