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>blocks your path WWYD?
It's Canada Day
>>222761531
>>222761531get pegged
They should just cast Taylor Swift in every female role in every movie.
I fell for sam hyde’s credmaxxing advice now im 30 with no money, a dead car, and every bank wants 20% APR for a car
Yuros could never
Happy Canada Day to all Canadians!Blessings to you all.
>Yeah I'm fine. Why do you ask?
*shits into your air con spraying your entire house with diarrhoea*
>>222761698that's wrong
Why do Bongs spell so weird. It's like they don't even know their own language
HAPPY CANADA DAY WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Wtf is Canada Day
>>222761523corr would embezzle glacial rope across the faceberg
look at me bitches
>>222761443One of the funniest meme images I have savedAlways makes me laugh
>>222761870the canadian version of the fourth of joooly
>>222761927Facebook boomer tier
>>222761772not celebrating a nation built on stolen land, sorry
>>222761556>has super vision>wearing the secret identity glasses in costumefucking retard AI
>>222761944But what is it celebrating? Independence from Britain? Or is it just a random way to say hooray for Canada
>>222761950No it’s FUNNY tierAnd yes I did actually save this from Facebook lol
>>222761744>steal words from latin>forced to spell them the french wayabsolute cucks
>>222761979Just go away. You're not funny and nobody likes you.
Thoughts on the Pius Bruvvas Schism
>>222761966>win a fight fair and square>natives try to renegeAnd that's why it's called indian giving
>>222762015Actually I’m always one of the top tanking most liked posters
Mom is coming home early from work
>rule your field with an Australian degree>explore Australian Master’s programs in Singapore???
>>222762038Only in your mind
Soccer is so boring
can't wait to buy a chinese made vintage car before they get banned
much to think about
How are Canadian anons celebrating Canada day? And how do they feel about the 4th of july mogging their holiday?
>>222762109On GOD. It's like 90 minutes of milling around
Mom said no to the cheesecake fuck my life
>>222761972It’s the anniversary of Canadian Confederation, which was July 1, 1867. It’s basically just Canada’s birthday.
Momberg only gives me 20 dollars of allowance per week
https://youtu.be/egBMr07NSF0>it can hit a 100 degreesJust get an AC
>>222762310I might pop down to Main Street and walk around, see what’s happening. Maybe I’ll have a few beers and watch some baseball. Maybe catch the fireworks. That’s about it. A chill Canada Day for me. >And how do they feel about the 4th of july mogging their holiday?It’s unavoidable. But I think it’s nice we do ours first. That way our beloved Canada Day isn’t in competition with Independence Day. We sneak in and out before the big spectacle.
>>222761622gorilla nest status?
>>222762421Does fast food count towards that allowance or is the $20 for entertainment
>>222762295
I'm not feeling very patriotic today. Fuck Bill C-22, fuck Bill C-34, and fuck bill C-8.
>>222762479What did bill do to you
>>222762479Explain the bills
>>222762479Don’t explain the bills
>>222762468Yes
Who's Bill
>>222761622
>>222762544
What do you do when chaotic cosmic beings insert bad thoughts with their bad thoughts beams into your brain?
Bill Shatner? Iconic Canadian.
>>222762498Online surveillance, mandatory IDs for social media, and cracking down on "hateful" content online, respectfully.>>222762508Just did.
>>222762092>Mom is coming home early from workJust like my Japanese Adult Videos
so I wonder if blump will attend taylor swift's wedding ceremony in new york
>>222762587I disassociated with them and stayed in my room as a form of punishment.
>>222762669no one likes blump he's not invited
>>222761772hell yeah!
>>222762651Chuds will live in fear and that's a good thing you better be on your best behavior
>>222761772WOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
so what do canadians think of the 14th amendment like if you had a kid here he would be american and not canadian this seems pretty reasonable everyone born in america is american
I will be a Canadian citizen by the end of this year or beginning of next year
>>222762773Spoken like a typical Amerifat. God, I hate the Anglosphere.
>>222762799That's crazy dude
>>222762447Where do you live? Do you live close by? Maybe you could come visit the USA and watch the july 4th parade but I heard fireworks have been cancelled in most places here because of the heat advisories or whatever I don't know if it's the same in canada with the heat
>>222761772>159 yearsyou is like a babbie
>>222762813Really? That’s cool. What made you want to become a citizen?
>>222761443Anus are you OK
>>222762901His bull convinced him
>>222762905My anus is fine
>>222762867I’m out in Western Canada so I’m very far from any major American city. But it would be cool to attend a big July 4 celebration one day.
>>222762966Mine needs to be penetrated
>>222762901Nothing in particular I just think it would be cool
This will be the last "Canada day" I promise you that. Screen cap this post.
>>222762295元旦 means new years i think
>>222763161ok bro
>when that discord user posts often and flamboyently, and insinuates their female gender with suspicious frequency
>>222762966not for long
Englel is losing
fucking hell desü neI had to sandbag the house
Is Alberta really trying to leave or is that just a meme
>>222763373What for
>>222763399What is /cum/s favorite pony?
>>222763399the flood?
What part of canada is this
what fucking general is this
>>222763429applejack
>>222763465dog river
they're laughing at england bros
>>222763477are you ever hungry in hungary
>>222763446What flood?
>>222763446Sand bags won't help you there, bud
>>222763465Looks more like Texas.
>>222763477China, United Arab Emirates, Morocco
>>222763477Bot posting, I reckon
Feds caught u masturbating on a flock camera
>>222763501very>>222763504the one that just hit me>>222763526it's keeping the water away from the house for now
Had to come in for physical for my job. I've been here for 3 hours nowThey keep coming in to say the doctor will be in shortly then just disappearing for another hour At this rate by the time I see the doctor it will dinner time
have a catgirlso long bitchachos
>>222763230Anytime I see a "woman" online with the same interests as me it's usually a looney troon
>>222763572Need your honest opinion on this
>>222763617Now what does that say about YOU
>>222763596Power moveWait with your cock out
>>222763655It says I have autistic nerd interests
>>222763687Mine is small the doctor will laugh
i don't like niggers
Accidentally answered a scam caller it's joever!
>>222763465alberta
I usually get defensive when foreigners make fun of america but realizing that it's totally legal for landlords to have apartments with no air conditioning in 100°F summers makes me think maybe they're right to make fun of usI know brits don't get ac either but we're supposed to be better than them not the same
>>222763628snake oilthe best is made by a grans
JOB JOKE:Recruiter: on your resume it says you went to HarvardCandidate: yes for my brother’s graduationRecruiter: *facepalm*
>>222763495Literally who cares Imagine caring about that game full of Africans and assorted third worlders lmao
>>222763865It's BYOB. In Europe they're not even allowed to buy their own. Here you can buy whatever you want
People always talk about first and third worlds but what about second
>>222763936Excuse me WHAT?!!
>>222763936>>222763957Facts. Every day I thank God I was born in the US of A
OW I'M GONNA TROOOOOOON
Was the flood supposed to be a biblical reference or just a cool name for a horde enemy
>>222763787I always let them ring off the hook to waste as much of the robocaller's time as possible. If the hundreds or thousands of people it called per day did so, it would drastically interfere with it's efficiency
>>222763936>It's BYOB.it isn't though because landlords can straight up say no window a/c units which relegates you to half (generous) as functional cooling and shitty fans
Why does nobody attend the state fair in DC like not even diehard trumpists
>>222763992Little of column A, little of column B I think. The covenant are all ultra puritanical so it fits with the vibes
>>222763949The second world is liminal space
>>222764014You're reaching. In what reality does any American apartment not have AC. Stop being a fag
Theyve forgotten I'm hereI am going to die in this clinic
Taking momstein to work tomorrow
>>222763949Poland
What if I posted ny dick how about that cumcums?
>>222764115is it bring your milf to work day
>>222764145Kill yourself
>>222764073literally mine you filthy doublenigger
>>222764181No u
>>222764184there is 0 chance you just dont own an AC because youre poor and retarded
>>222764184>literal apartment >no acyou rarted cuz, hope you don't pay that much for that shit
>>222764215that's a central unit you retarded faggotlet me guess, underageb& larping as ever having had their own place?
>>222764184Can I eat your sweaty ass?
>>222764184I don't know what that's supposed to be. If you've got an ac turn it on, geniusLike how fuckin stupid is this guy
>>222764234So your landlord has central AC in your apartment, won't let you use it and wont let you use window or standing ACs? What are you even bitching about?
>>222764184This has got to be the stupidest moron that ever posted on 4chan, and that's saying something
>>222764242Only if you will eat my tape worm
>>222764354My asshole burns too yauwch
>>222764380Put some ice cream on it
why do americans always seethe about globohomo yet they're the ones who invented it. it's literally your fault
When my wife drives, there’s always trouble. The other day she took the car. She came home. She told me, ‘There’s water in the carburetor.’ I asked her, ‘Where’s the car?’ She said, ‘In a lake.’
>>222764527>invented itFirst globohomo was the British Empire
>>222764527It's not. It's something that transcends every nation If you wanna be real Europe created it with all their commie bullshit
>>222764557My wife is a terrible cook. In my house we pray after we eat
Can anyone in the US open this website: https://quickstart.sos.nh.gov/online/Account/LandingPageIt's not working for me and I can't tell if it's a problem with my IP address or if it's down for everyone
porn doesn't do anything for me anymoreI need some real vagina
>>222764636Nice try, YorgiFind yourself another backdoor
My mom made me go to the theater to watch the new Minions movie with her.
>>222764636
>>222764756Did she laugh at the Minions antics and elbow you in the ribs while doing so?
>>222764769That would not be useful because the website actually opens, but it shows the "The site you requested is not available" message.
>>222764799It hasn't started yet.
>>222764756BANANA
>>222764756Grow up
>>222764850shortfag
>>222764922That's not me I would never watch a minions movie
Why would you willingly portray yourself as fat and retarded
The minions are lowkey the best thing to come out of gen z
Are you hyped?
>>222764938do you go to the gym shortstein?
>>222764970I used to before I had back surgery
I love driving around with the sunroof open on a day like today. Maybe one day I’ll stack enough chedda that I can drive around in a convertible like a jackass.
Suicide might be the move
>>222764988>back surgerywhat happened?
Damn. I wanted DR Congo to win
>>222765021His ass got pounded so hard it broke his back
>>222765021Roller coaster accident
>>222765109grim. hope you are doing okay nw
I have two peg legs and hooks for hands
Just beat the ever living cr*p out of you
>>222765109what happened?
>>222765185What if I removed them all when you were sleeping and then raped you
>>222765195I was pushed onto the tracks while I was waiting for the ride
Have you ever been to the county fair
>>222765299Yes, in Pomona
Would /cum/ breed pomni
>>222765210Yeah that'd be cool
No one cares about me since my roller coaster accident I know how disabled veterans feel
>>222765299i was at the county fair last month in gockington
>>222765262and got hit by a cart? daaayum. glad you're still alive, amigo.
Mr FauciGive us vaccines
>>222765413That’s not a city
Gonna suffer on the treadmill in a bit haven't walked on it since last year
>>222764965Nothingburger. We're owning the libs. Patriots are in control. Iran ground war later this year. Trust The Plan. Affordability is a meme. Stocks all time high.
Watching dogs get pepper sprayed rofl
a nearby suburb's summer fair thing was ruined by blahs from the city, and they canceled future events
>>222765605Many such cases
>>222765605We need to bring back public executions
Look at this goat.
>>222765734thats a sheep bro
>>222765784Whatever, ovine
>>222765559https://x.com/factpostnews/status/2071699320512942201MR TRUMP PLEASE IM SERIOUSLY TIRED OF WINNING
>>222765605same thing with out music festival
Really hope you lot aren't posting political shit
imagine calling a sheep a goatid be so f*cking embarrassed brocouldn't be me
>>222765875>t. sheep
I need a dehumidifier
>>222765992you need to get pregnant you lil tart
>>222765992Just open a window ya bawbag
>>222766111The window in my council house doesn't open
>>222766133break the window
>>222765992those are for rooms that you don't spend much time in. they make the air nice and crisp but they create heat as well.
one of ghandi's kids wanted to marry a 15 year old that he had been grooming for years when he was nearly 30
Me when captcha says I was wrong and have to wait for it to give me another captcha
something something europeans
Jewberg keeps talking to me
>>222766308Cot damn why this jigga tweakin
>>222766227Thats how everyone did it back in the day
>>222766526she said no feet pics
The goyim could never be frumm
Toilberg says I have to come in on the 4th of July
How come zoomers dont have any based chad movies? Why is every popular zoomer movie some spinoff of a youtube meme or a video game?
>>222766746Crazy how bad photoshop was back then
Anyone here been to a P.Terry’s?
>>222766746CHICKEN JOCKEY
>>222766746i'm a zoomer and i watched this movie way back when, not when it came out though
>>222766854
Alberta bros win (again...as always)
>>222766746this is what gen xers/millenials sold us gen z folk, however the reality those movies were made in doesn't exist anymore largely thanks to them.
Remember how they made the minecraft movie and they made minecraft steve an obese elderly man and made him in a gay relationship with a tall buff man and zoomers were like "God that is so f*cking me"
IF YOU WERE THERE — MAD RESPECT
>>222766954>largely thanks to them*largely thanks to JewsI'm sorry kiddo, we failed you.
>most millennial actor is in the most zoomer movie>is great success>4chudders still come up with a reason to be contrarianFUCKIN EDGY NIGGAnothing ever changes
>>222766954It's not our fault the internet took over everything and you can't get off your phone for 5 minutes
whatever the fuck is coming out now is not zoomer, zoomers are almost 30 you piece of shit garbage low iq dumbass, get it right
The only thing we did wrong was not bully gen z enough when they were younger
>>222766746this is not a Chad movie, it's about a bunch of losers trying to achieve a social milestone before they finished high school.
>>222767116>fnaf is not zoomer>the backrooms is not zoomer>the minecraft movie is not zoomerabsolute cope
>>222767116When people talk about generations nobody is talking about anybody in fucking Brazil. You're your own thing, Millenial Gen x and zoomer refer to Americans, not your foreign Thirdie shit hole. Lil bro actually thought he was on the team
>>222767116>30maybe u unc, some of us still have some juice left
>>222767165And they are all constantly in relationships with women, always almost having sexo before even graduating highschoolthat is beyond chad by modern standards
>>222767215Dude I was a fat kid with cringe long hair in Canada and I still lost it by 15. Literally just talk to women zoomers. It's that simple.
Thinking of that malcolm in the middle episode where he assaults the obese fuck for eating the last pizza?
I don't get why NYC had to freeze rents, especially if it's only for two years.>sign a lease contract>rent only goes up when you renew>most leases are like 6 to 24 months anywaysI've heard they confiscated properties though lolCities can't pull land out of an asshole that doesn't exist to add more housing.
I just moved shit with my mind
People don't even kiss anymore, they just suck each other's privates. Romance is dead
>>222767288One time my cousin asked for the last slice of pizza I thought he was joking then he picked it up and ate it before I could answer I wanted to punch him in the face so badly
Is this true?
Don't make me activate my bankai
>>222766954they didn't lie to you they just weren't talking to you. they were talking to other normalfags
>>222767479he also kills the judge, thats really the reason why the movie is controversial
>>222767510https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9xya0oO5WgA
>>222767479video games are probably the only reason I never became an animal torturing serial killer when I was a kid
rent due and i'm $700 short :/
>>222767657subhuman
>>222767647It's been confirmed. Hell arc is coming soon.
>>222767570That's the only scene I have seen and I think it's a good scene and he was totally justified the judge deserved a worse death
>>222767681i never watched it past after aizen gets beat, it got too shitty, also i tried re watching it recently and i got until they were rescuing rukia and stopped, i dont think i can watch anime anymore its too time consuming, i might read the manga at some point though
>>222767674and faggot month is over so people will think you're gay if you suck dicks for money
>>222763384Meme. The head of the "separatists" is an american millionaire oligarch and like 90% of their campaigning is AI generated agitprop from proxies in the Netherlands.The movement itself is irrelevant, the premier is just using it for leverage in negotiations with Ottawa.
tired of broke ass niggas
chat, i left skidrow marks on my undies
weekly counter strike ball torture to get a case
>boomers use houses as a retirement asset or something>population is declining so demand should be downIt's pretty much doomed to pop unless we import enough thirdworlders to keep participating in the loan pyramid scheme. Anyone who immigrates to america is a fucking retard.
Right wing V-tubers are the dumbest thing imaginable >Broo we need to save the white race, but also spend hours watching my stream that could be used actually saving the white race.
>>222767951sell your house immediately, invest in gold
shoot me
what is the song American Pie even about
>>222767960sounds like you're seething
>>222766746Men who look like that don't have sex anymore
>>222767111Even that kinda is your fault since your generation invented and popularized it and didn't raise children well
Is there a state/city where I an find love in a subaru but not be a lesbian?
>>222768086the first verse is about Buddy Holly's plane crash, then it's a bunch of random baby boomer references.
everything nowadays is a griftits impossible to find anybody who takes pride in their craft or specialization everybody is just looking for ways to scam you out of money and time
Has anyone done the 30 day Soylent challenge?
why does my weight keep going up despite eating the same?
>>222768269Have you been cumming enough?
>>222767674how do people not budget for things?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bo5B_2cw2Wo
how do people smuggle large amount of cash into other countries
>>222768319probably private jets since they don't check baggage.
>>222768175Sonia talking like a wigger your fault since your generation popularized it?
Used to cope by saying I have a widow's peak, but I cannot cope any longer. I am balding.
im sleepy
>>222768319ancient chinese secret
>>222768319Bitcoin
OOH-WEE-OOH, I LOOK JUST LIKE BUDDY HOLLYOH, OH, AND YOU'RE MARY TYLER MOORE
>>222768319get a non metal canister, lube it up, shove it up your ass
>>222768530I don't care what you say about it anyway,Shut the fuck up about that
>entire month called "jews lie">people still fall for their lies
Won 8 dollars on a powerball ticket, going to use it to buy more lottery tickets
cumpies, im drinking covfefe
>>222768611How many years have you been posting this now
>>222768624i dont know
I love women and yearn for their company
>>222765809We have to Save America, by driving the housing prices up. Way up. The Dumocrats want housing and gasoline prices low because they hate America. The Iranian Ground War this year will Save America and housing and probably, gasoline.
>>222768611I managed to drink a cup earlier without throwing up hopefully that means I'm finally recovering from whatever stomach bug I've had
>>222768667>stomach bugHangovers are not stomach bugs though
>>222768724
>>222768688I don't drink and I'm pretty sure I just got food poisoning from the diner I went to over the weekend been fucked up since Saturday evening
Start smoking
You know I think Kamala would have been slightly better than this
1x1=3
it feels good as fuck to say "working hard or hardly working?"
>>222768257No but I did it with huel a few years ago, honestly if you can get past the first week it's not bad at all but it was nice to have real food again at the end
>>222768916>>222768916>>222768916>>222768916new
new >>222768933
>>222768903facts
>>222724975>>222724975>>222724975new
